/tf2g/ Team Fortress 2 General

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good hat

>>165371095
Fuck you mod out the hats

>>165372245
Guy's still at it!

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I want to hang out with Demo and Soldier for steaks and beer :3

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you know what to do

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>>165373232
Doubles

>>165373439
Kirk Novoselic's microphone

>>165373439
kurt cobane dildo

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>>165372989

>>165372245
>I want to mod out hats because other's peoples loadouts look like shit
>but I think my loadouts look great and better than stock

Though choice, maybe next sale I'll sell my bp for the 3 keys it's worth and mod the hats out.

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>>165373439
>Getting dubs on /vg/
555-cmon-now

>>165373439
Festive Shotgun

>>165373439
You cant get dubs on /vg/ you newfag

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>>165374524
I gotchu senpai

>>165373439
You can't roll dubs in /vg/ you dummy. Only you can roll 00s.

Any soldier cosmetics that are not shit?

>>165375014
All the military ones?

>>165375014

***no beards, hair or hats that show his eyes

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>>165374913
Thanks dude

>>165375116
-soldier's stogie
-soldier's stash/exquisite rack
-pretty much all of his coats

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>>165375014
>soldier military cosmetics

Nonexistent

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>>165375385
>soldier military cosmetics

old school military

>implied lesbianism in the comic
reeeeeeeeeeeeee I thought that faggot was fired

>>165376302
Where?

>>165376302
MS. PAULING WAS MADE FOR SCOUT

>captcha: ausfahrt

Good name for my awper hand?

>>165375385
Are you not aware that the fdu and several military helmets exist?

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>>165376541

>>165376541
It's evident, that she has the hots for Helen. And judging by the last panel, I don't actually blame her for that.
Why else does she kill and lie for her without asking questions? Because the pay is that good?
She is even on first name basis with her. Albeit it's most definitely one sided, since Helen is too preoccupied with revenga and once that's done she dies. A life wasted, gg. Expect she can't because Medic snatched her soul as well.

>>165376958
"sniper's point and click adventure"

>>165372245
but i already did

>>165376958
anything edgy or spanish will do

>>165377414
But Helen is old

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>>165376472

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>>165377879
Take a guess what the entirety of Australium was wasted on.

Free loveslaves including Pauling and Hale.

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>back on tf2
>mfw Keys worth 22 ref now

What happened ?

>>165373439
Fine let's go with 8

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>>165372989
I want to double teamed by Sniper and Scout.

>>165378793
>Helen wanted all the australium for just 1 hour of steamy, hot, loving sex with Miss Pauling

I can dig it.

>>165379005
I still don't why is this a bad thing, I can have some nice loadouts for ALL my classes for as little as 3-5 keys. Just change them for metal and you can buy almost any cosmetic in the game for cheap.

>>165379005
the bubble is popping
We have an economic crisis at our hand.

>>165379005
Thats down too.
They were like 29 like a week ago.

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>Pauling's face when

>>165379289
>Helen wanted all the australium for just 1 hour of steamy, hot, loving sex with Miss Pauling
>>165377414
>A life wasted, gg. Expect she can't because Medic snatched her soul as well.

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Lets play the regret game

>>165381678
machina

>>165381678
Sydney or The Classic

>>165379005
METAL IS CONTINUALLY BEING FREELY GENERATED

SINCE IT IS BECOMING MORE ABUNDANT BY THE SECOND, ITS VALUE DROPS

KEYS ARE GENERATED AT A SET PRICE OF REAL, ACTUAL CURRENCY

KEYS HAVE NOT GONE UP IN "METAL" PRICE, METAL HAS LOST VALUE IN REFERENCE TO KEYS

THIS IS BASIC FUCKING ECONOMICS AND LOGIC

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>>165381964
Worse

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Which merc is the most handsome?

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>>165383235
You posted him.

Was it ever stated what happened to CTF Medic?

How do we make the other banners as good as the crutch? i mean conch

>>165384479
the conch should be nerfed, the other banners are actually okay, it's the conch the one that it's too good

Change the 4 health to 2 or remove the health for second and change it to extra health from health pick ups

>>165379134
Butterfucker

tf2 is a good videogame

>>165379134
Spray and pray

>>165383235
Sniper looking like this reminds me of Dr. House.

When will valve bring pubs/quickplay back?

>>165386703
Hopefully never

>>165289023
Kinda like the idea.
You have nine classes, but different teams adds different personalities in it.

Since it adds nothing to gameplay, it probably going to be something dropable or purchaseable.

>>165388981
>>165389313
So... not only is Scout a Masshole, but also a Frog.

Like put the two most douchy people together to get super douche extraordinaire

Anyone got that pic of the Medic laughing saying hahahaha faggot. I'll pay a spicy meme for it

>>165383235
Well out of the 9 you've got scout, medic, spy and sniper to be the only ones with actual human-esque proportions

Spy's kinda scrawny
Scout's kinda still going through puberty
Medic's face is real blunt and his hands are fucking ginormous
Sniper looks p good all considered

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Suggest a third cosmetic

>>165391786
a raffle

>>165391786
Really doesn't need one.

>>165391786
The shoes with the argyle socks.

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>>165391024
No such thing, I do have these though

>>165391786
the gay looking shoes
argile socks or whatever they called

>>165391786
Argyle shoes and paint the hat muscleman brown or what ever the fuck it's called.

>>165391786
get the whatever the fuck shoes with the ace or whatever and paint you hat brown or whatever the fuck

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>>165391860

>>165392090
>>165392214
You can't paint the Milkman

>>165370879
post scunt loadouts

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>>165392710
I always forget to take pictures in game

>>165392792
i need something in pink/lime to scream "im a massive faggot"

>>165392856
So get literally any paintable cosmetic and do that
Noone'll be able to see what's under that garbage anyway

>>165392856
Tosslecap/EE are the tried and true unoriginal scunt cosmetics
Of course, both lime/spink

>>165392381
>no strange holy mackerel

fucking leech

>>165391927
second for this, it's a great cosmetic

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>>165392792
are you me?

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>>165393330
>Pomade Prince

I used to have a loadout with that one, pic related, but then I saw Akira and moved to my current, I feel that having no hat fits better. Good taste anon.

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>>165391024
2/2

>>165391786
>>165391928
This, the Argyle Ace goes well with the Frenchman Formals

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>>165392710
yes, also what should I replace the badge with? Working towards lime paint for my cockfighter

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post killcams

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>>165393676
>Akira

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The only thing I did was crop the screen shot down to the subject of the photo.

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art

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>>165394463

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>>165392710
Decided to go for the cooler so it looks like hes actually delivering something

>>165396563
Sniper melee that lets him climb walls when

>>165396645
Paint it white

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>>165394463

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>>165392710
Pick one

>>165397975
That one, loadout A

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>>165394463

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>decide I want to spice things up with competitive
>we start off with 2 medics, a sniper, 2 heavies, and me as a scout
>go to cap, take out med because the other team is godawful
>as I die to another scout, I notice both of our heavies took the flank route, one of our medics is pocketing the sniper, and the other med wondering why he just died walking out with me
>leave

I didn't win the raffle

>>165398710
which map

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>>165394463

>>165400062
god damn thats badass

>>165399871
gullywash

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Can someone tell me why the fuck notepad is doing this to me all of a sudden? It always used to have text in an orderly manner, now this

>>165401109
Format>Word Wrap

>>165401203
That is not correct

>>165401109
Get notepad++

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not many things summarize the loneliness of life like this image. a million questions might go through your mind, a picture is worth a billion words so ive been told and this is no exception. where is he going? why does he drink? and many, many more. it perfectly encapsulates the dangers of drinking and it's effects on others, and truly made me think. thoughts?

>>165391670
>Scout's still going through puberty
He's 27. He's just all lean muscle and doesn't lift.

>>165391786
>Disco Beat Down Milkman
A-are you me?

>>165401203
>>165402268
This is after I disabled word wrap. It's actually far worse with word wrap enabled. As for ++, that still wouldn't explain why it's not working in Notepad anymore. I'd rather just solve this problem than call it over and switch to something else.

>>165407396
notepad is fucking shit is my only explaination. anything written in another editor will turn out that way if read by notepad

>>165408005
>anything written in another editor will turn out that way if read by notepad
This I can understand. Thank you.

>>165384364
He's capturing the flag.

I bet everyone is either watching AGDQ or the Switch shit

>>165413420
>Always watched all the Nintendo console reveals
>Honestly could not give a shit about switch

HELP

>>165403873
>casual mm
lmao what an idiot

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>>165394463

>>165414221
yeah, shame on me for not playing 24 hour 2fort or idle server on a pony map

Why are there no females in Team Fortress 2, why is it trying to be sexist

>>165417059
Because fuck off mattpat.

>>165417336
>"onii-chan~! dont be so such a tsundere! ufufu..."

>>165415803
>hurr durr i cant operate a basic server browser

>>165417059
girls are gross

>>165417059
i dont want females in this game
look at overwatch
half the posts there are retards drooling over virtual butt
it has nothing to do with equality when girls dont play videogames in the first place

>>165417684
please teach me

>>165417935
i've met a decent number of female humans that play comp TF2, maybe like a dozen
mostly medic and heavy mains for some reason

>>165417059
Because it's a manly game, no girls allowed, except for minor characters

>>165418108
>type "achievement" on map field
>click on first server on the list
>scroll down to the bottom of the list
>hold shift and click on last server in the list
>right click
>"Blacklist server"
repeat for trade, vsh, cp_orange, or as many maps as you (dont) want


Go to Options > Multiplayer > "only allow map downloads" (or don't allow any downloads)

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anyone remember competitive?
Neither do I.

>go to owg
>half the posts are about asses and waifus
>gameplay posts was 90% about ults

why is this game so casual and normie
The characters are one sided and one dimensioned and their personality are based on stereotypical archetypes
Is this why normies love overhype

when will they lose steam and die like we did

>>165418985
i played like a month ago for the last time
after waiting for like 30 minutes for a match
im rank 18 and i dont want to touch it ever again, what were they thinking
they probably made pubbers get a bad idea of what comp is too with their shitty gamemoe

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Judging from the newest comic, Sniper seems to be the most levelheaded mercenary, along with Spy. How do they work with the rest of the team?

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>>165418447
god damn this should be a default thank you this looks a lot fucking better

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>>165417059

>>165419407
Spy and Sniper are assassins. The rest are mercenaries.

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I have a little over 9 dollars in my steam wallet, what buy

>>165420298
raffle

why is /owg/ full of normies wtf

>>165420298
a bills hat and a comfy cosmetic for every class

>>165420662
It's Normiewatch dude, what do you expect?

>>165420298
a videogame
dont waste your money on e-hats

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Post fav named stuff

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>>165417059
yeah, have female characters in it and this happens

>>165419407
demoman is pretty down to earth compared to the others at least. obviously an alcoholic, maybe depressed but overall hes not crazy

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>>165421856

>>165419407
i really like this image

made me laugh

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soldier has a big benis

>>165426359
>i found this in spies mouth

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>>165394463

Page 10

page9

>>165414417
Man, I miss Crazy Legs Scout.

>>165436215
>miss
crazy legs never stopped being a thing
>What a lot of people don't know is that this "bug" isn't a bug at all, but rather an embarrassing result of the degenerative leg disease our motion capture actor, Del Bluskin, has bravely endured for over a decade now, which has turned the lower half of his skeleton into something that looks like two raw bacon strips held up in a wind tunnel.

So the scotch saver is a canon cosmetic now right?

>>165437479
The what?

>>165438313
Engineers beard

>>165438313
>>>/out/

>>165436215
it still happens, you know

>>165440072
Nigga not everybody can keep up with thousands of hats, i need that brain space for more important stuff

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What were they THINKING

>>165404024
>He's 27
Yea I know
Must be embarrassing for him

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>>165404024
Scout has a pretty good physique. Not the best, but still bangable.

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Whens the best time to throw your milk? Do you always throw it before a fight or do you just forgo it for a fight you know you can win? Is it worth giving up the element of suprise when that milktoss could just as well be a meatshot?

>>165447871
Well sometimes when I feel like throwing it I stop myself so I can throw it later and it feels really good.

Serious answer: When I'm fighting a large group of people, a Heavy, or a Spy. Save it when fighting a Pyro because no matter how shit flames are he can still fuck you up if you don't use your brain and you'll get caught dealing with afterburn.

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>>165446792

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>painted loadouts makes sense now

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Thanks Hound, you didn't have to do that

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Post construction workers.

>>165451327
i dont get this chart

>>165453801
me neither

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[autistic screeching]

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>playing as engie
>f2p gibus engie deploys his sentry near you

pic related. enemy demoman

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>>165453153

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Anything come out of this?

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>>165396384
hey that's me

>>165436215
it still exists

>>165456338
who are you

>>165456856
id/quantum-

i got an uptdate

>unironically not being gay
holy cancer

>not currently connected to the game coordinator
what's happening

>>165454814
can you hear me?

its over

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do no one want to buy unusuals anymore? are they all in the hands of horders who have like 20 purples

>>165462918
little bit of both

>>165462918
All the good ones are in traders hands.
And no one wants shitty unusuals.
I want a blizzardy view finder and they just expensive.

>>165404024
He's 27 in the tf2 comic that takes places like, years after the game has ended. He's 21 at the beginning I believe.

>>165451759
I dunno if you do mvm, but I would never use it, thought you might seeing as your fish is strange.

>>165417059
I keep its trademark undercurrent of homoeroticism that makes it so beloved by gays, furries, trannies, bronies, and people who like Undertale.

>>165467396
*To keep

https://scrap.tf/blog/posts/7

lol

Zhanna is the best.
Brawler 10th class mod when

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I miss the caber when it was useful

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>>165453153

>>165462918
Too expensive, only way I've ever gotten mine was from unboxing. probably could've spent the money i used for unboxing on unusuals but that feels weird

>>165456173
Comic #6, that could be a Saxton Hale ref sheet for the artist

I havent played the game for a year now, is jewing still a thing today ?

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>>165453153

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>>165471887
Welp, just crafted a level 3 chin, might have to retire the second cute suit loadout.

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8 souls in photoshop later

>There are people who think that the TF2 comics not made by Valve are canon

lmaoing @ ur lief

>>165473627
Valve wrote the story

>>165472620
get the egghead overalls then you've got yourself a furry

>valve comp
>42/1
>headshotting the shit out of them

cegła :/ : gg
quantum : i feel sorry for you red
Bobo : stfu niiger
MIELENSÄ_PAHOITTAJA : nigga noob
Bobo : nigger
Örje : we are not tf2 nerds we play cs
MIELENSÄ_PAHOITTAJA : kurwa
Bobo : trigger
Örje : CS:go
MIELENSÄ_PAHOITTAJA : cyka blyat nahui
Örje : it's real game
MIELENSÄ_PAHOITTAJA : its my life

these people

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What is he saying?

>>165473824
No valve didn't.
A part of valve helped other retards write it.
And of course valve has said that the comic is non canon, and will not effect any updates.

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>>165476881

>>165468442
tl:dr

>>165479597
>Meet the Ant

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>>165394463
a friend's killcam of me

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>>165479575
Basically: we're trying to increase our profit and sell all of our cancer unusuals as quickly as we can but we'll never actually tell you that straight up.

Which means: jewery will only increase as time goes on, geels' nose grows ever longer.

>>165480228
that's not really what I read

that doesn't actually match the blog post at all

>>165388981
Holy shit, how did I not notice that the first time? That is so fucking touching.

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>Rumors that the Pyro update has been cancelled because Valve doesn't know what to do
>B4nny is becoming extremely abusive and disruptive while working with Valve employees

holy shit lol

>>165482167
that's a good source you've got there

>>165482492
>Rumors

sounds about right though

it would explain valve's silence about any major updates for the past 6+ months

>>165482946
rumors from where
twitter? your fatass mouth?

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reminder to turn off cosmetics
http://www.teamfortress.tv/35222/no-hats-mod

>>165484232
i did, you can stop now
tf2 has never been this comfy i'll give you that

>>165484607
the game with cosmetics really is visually busy. i wish they stuck with more low key shit as opposed to clown hair and rainbows

>>165470420
Post video

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>>165373439
>>165379134
Festive Shotgun

>>165379134
rEfLeCt tHiS !1!1!

>>165484892
agreed
i really like many cosmetics actually, but tons of people go way overboard with them and it makes the game look fucking disgusting
might take a look at the mod tomorrow and try to re-enable some good hats

whats the 6.4 mb update i just got

>>165485883
you should start a fork that removes nothing but the garbage and i would shill it here

>>165486710
>fork
rlg pls, online games don't work like that

>>165486930
it wouldn't break compatibility with other clients though what are you talking about? the two mods would fulfill different purposes as well, no hats mod is more about optimization than anything

>>165486710
>fork that removes nothing but the garbage
what's actually the problem is people having 3 cosmetic slots full of garbage, single hats are not a problem in most cases
i was thinking of enabling some artstyle hats and maybe some subtle miscs, nothing more

>>165487458
its pretty hard to make a good loadout with fat engie and tutu heavy. if it doesn't look good by itself it won't look good at all

>>165487651
but the three level chin looks good by itself

>>165487812
your fork would be garbage

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>>165373439
>>165379134
"No Dubs In /V/"

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perfection

>>165488582
guess how i know you wasted 10 dollars on the rancho relaxo

>>165485241
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfmZBEcWyi4

>>165488936
the only taunt i own is the flip one and i unboxed that

>>165489293
wasting money on cosmetics is one thing but gambling? on average you would probably save more money just buying it from one of 30 trade sites, and you would be guaranteed to get what you want

>>165484232
Tried it. No helmet soldiers look ugly. Removed it. 0/10

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>>165489948
ugly compared to what exactly? cooking pot? high school marching band hat?

>>165490113
Nigga if you are implying Soldier's Stash is bad I will fight you

>>165490113
Yeah. Those hats cover his freak eyes and shitty hair texture. Even just stock helmet would be miles better.

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>>165490250
>>165490345
DON'T WORRY MEN, WE ARE GUARANTEED TO WIN

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go watch my teams vid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IKY9IhhRus

god i hate people obsessed with competitive

if you want to play like that it's completely fine but don't ruin the game for everyone else

>>165492156
kys

>>165373439
Assisted Suicider

>>165373439
butt plug

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Find a flaw.

>>165494595
Chasing a lesbian

>>165491318
good shots shit song

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Tfw Tf2 comic was an absolute goldmine and only makes me wanna fugg Zhanna even more

Also I am seriously regretting crafting my Proof of Purchase when I was still new
Do you think there's a way to get a new one without paying someone to gift wrap it to me?
You think I could beg Valve into letting me re-buy The Orange Box?
What do?

>>165498678
You can't get it again, and gift wrap does nothing now.

>>165498678
You can't gift wrap untradeable items anymore.
I regret deleting my Mercenary badge and Black Rose

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>>165498678
I deleted my fancy spellbook to make space for weapons when I was f2p

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>Medic has a deployable shield Medigun like in MvM
>Heavy has a secondary which allows him to be revived on the spot after death by Medibeam like in MvM
>Zhanna is a Heavy+Soldier alt class with "hand" cannon and grenades
>Pauling is a Scout+Spy alt class with poisons

How far are we to these?

>f2p in /tf2g/
sickening

>>165499250
>can't gift wrap untradeable items
Including the haunted metal?

>>165499472
>Heavy has a secondary which allows him to be revived on the spot after death by Medibeam like in MvM
???????????
>>165499667
is it untradeable? did I include "with the exception of hunted metal" in my previous explanation?

>>165499472
probably quite fare unless valve pops a beta branch update to actually stresstest new ideas.
And that probably wont happen unless tf2 gets a port to source 2

>>165499832
They're saying that you can equip a secondary that does nothing but if you die it allows a medic to revive you like in mvm.

>>165500048
That still doesn't solve my confusion, as I do not know what secondary that is. Be descriptive.

>>165500169
I don't know what you're asking.

>>165499472 is saying that they'd put in a new weapon that goes in the Heavy's secondary slot that (presumably) does nothing at all except not allow you to use the shotgun/sandvich, but if you die then the medic an revive you like they can in mvm

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>>165500169
Have you played the MvM or aware what I scribbled there are mere "ideas"?

>>165500296
>>165500596
Oh! It's THEORETICAL. Maybe you shouldn't use the would "can" then.

>>165500678
I think it was pretty obvious it was hypothetical additions to the game.

Especially with the zhanna and pauling classes

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>>165500678
I never used the word "can". Get some reading comprehension. If you were to read the post fully or at least the end line, you'd be aware that I've been poking around.

>>165499384
I deleted my Director's Vision

how do you think I feel and I use all stock loadouts now.

>>165501307
I honestly don't think I ever received the Director's Vision. Maybe it was a bug, maybe I had a full inventory, but I can't recall ever having it. Should I say something to Valve?

https://tf2r.com/kqhvapb.html

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>mfw i realise you can drag around the "Create lobby" windows in TF2Center

I have decided to use SLAM.
Something is broken and i dont know what.
It plays all the music at like 2.5 speed and it sounds like its on helium.
Can someone help?

help
what hud has big yellow damage numbers that stay forever-1second

What a deluge!

>>165505643
rip TF2+ Hud

I actually gutted that hud until it would work after MyM. Currently only the yellow damage numbers and the item equip screen works but that's all I need

they finally got around to ending the store sale

>>165499250
Damn, I was hoping I could sell my owl head.

>>165509543
>tough break and mayflower cases are still dropping

im pretty sure that someone just noticed "oh shit, we arent making as much money" and bumped the price back to normal again

>get kritzed as pyro
>take out the sentry builders with krit detonator

then i sat for half a minute pew-ing the sentry down with it.

>>165499250
Then what's the point of giftwrap now
Nobody ever used it to actually gift shit

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Have we reached the autism singularity where we all have hat fetishes?

>>165499250
If you don't mind shelling out $50 for a black rose, tradable ones exist. A schema error a while back made them craftable.

>>165511105
No point anymore, and they know this: it was taken off the store.

>>165512284
So the only way to obtain a giftwrap is from the stocking stuffers or by buying the ring? Wew

>>165513058
nah scm has a bunch of them

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>>165511023
>somehow make it to the little balcony overlooking last point in unpward
>sentry in the sentry spot
>whip out scorch shot
>shoot the engineer, push him away from the sentry
>he despretaly tries to repair the buildings only to get hit by the second explosion
>by the time its gone i send another shot
>he cant do anything
>dies from afterburn despite being next to a dispenser

engi pyro's counter my ass

>>165513427
A smart engi would have used the wrangler.

Anytime I'm defensive I have the wrangler.

Offensive is a mix or the wrangler or pistol. Hardly ever use the short circuit. Can never get it to work right.

>>165513225
>Only 160 of them
>The only way to get them is through a stupidly expensive store item or from traders
>Only $1.70
Well i guess i'm keeping a few then

>>165451327
Is that that lame ass little rubber band shit that was popular a couple of years ago?

>That naked Zhanna in the latest comic
I wanna lick the honey off of her

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>Hit random page on tfWiki
>Brings me to latest comic
>Go to trivia
>Get this:

Despite the TFC Sniper claiming that his eyes can see through everything (even his own eyelids), he was unable to see the Sniper hiding outside the room, and did not notice him running away and attempting to find another way into his room after the Spy's ambush failed.

Well maybe it'd because I dunno he wasn't looking at fucking sniper? His attention was focused on something else?
Jesus fucking christ who writes these things

>>165517471
Zhanna is the perfect waifu
>Tfw no qt thicc slav girl to insult stinky frenchmen

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Trips

>hathathathathathathathathathathathathathathathathat
?>hat
>hathathathat
>hat>hat>hat>hat

How big of a download is tf2 now?
When I last played it was like 12 gig

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>guy on your team in a pub leaves a +rep on your profile after the match and says you were good

>>165511260
talk for yourself buddy, i use nohatsmod since 2014

>have 3 keys + 20 ref
What do I do now to get an unusual

>>165518430
>eyes can see through everything
If he can see through everything, then he should be blind

>>165526087
donate 20$ and buy keys

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>>165521014
>Getting trips on /vg/
555-cmon-the-h*ck-on, just pick a random number like everybody else.

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>>165526326
>implying trips don't exist on /vg/

>>165526190
w/o spending money

>>165526497
Yea 00/000 is the only repeating digits you're gonna get.

If you want to do meme numbers then just go for the most recent one

>>165526000

There do that

>>165522749
it's lit famalam.
tfw "lit" took the place of "rad" in 2 years

>>165526760
rad's from like the 80s or some shit

tf2g 4s when

How the fuck do I use the dead ringer? It's goddamn impossible to get behind enemies where it would actually be useful unless you're on a massive map like harvest or something.

>>165527538
How are you so fucking bad you can't even use the crutch ringer.

Dr. Enforcicle was ( and still is iirc) one of the easiest ways to play spy

>>165527852
because i use the invis watch and that works pretty well for me

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>>165527538
For starters you may wanna disguise as a teammate to make your feign death believeable for first stance. After speedboost faded away disguise as an enemy to blend in.
If you have no idea about ammo pack places you'll starve cloak with DR btw. Remember your decloak is louder so you may wanna hide it better by keeping a distance or decloaking when there's a fight going on.

How do I make the tuxedo terrorist do the lobster dance?

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post screenshots others have taken of you

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btBOal43ytE

>>165529627
i am a charmer's chapeau spy and neither sterotypes apply to me, i thought he was going to go the daz hazmatten route and say how common it's paired with the le party phantom

>>165529841
>i am a charmer's chapeau spy and neither sterotypes apply to me,
He put a fucking disclaimer at the start of the video man . He puts it at the start of every video because people like get butthurt. Go to 0:43 to see it again

please fire rocket please i'll do anything please i need reflect kill please i will dance until you shoot rocket i forgot how to use flames and secondary I only know A D and mouse 2 please I need a reflect please I won't burn you even though youre right in front of my just fire a rocket i need reflect please look i am dancing i am waiting for rocket to fire so i can reflect please i will do anything for reflect please

Whatever the fuck happened to rd_asteroid? I just reinstalled the game after 2 year hiatus and that map used to be my absolute favorite and now I can't find it in the casual play.

>>165531629
Beta maps were removed from the casual lineup, along with ctf_sawmill and ctf_well, for some reason.

>>165373439
named by some guy

>>165418151
Are you sure they're actually women and not just """""""women"""""""?

Example: Nursey

>>165526536
you can't even blow me w/o spending money

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>>165529467

>>165499472
all of these events happen after the breakup of RED and BLU teams so they would never be usable in the main game. also Valve said the comics are never tying into the game, either

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I remember seeing a SIN video where he was in a map practicing pipe aim on bots who were jumping in place. Does anybody know which map that is and where I could get it?

>>165373439
Sex Bom

>>165533974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgDSx-mkxKI