/nsunsg/ - Naruto Shippuden: Ultimate Ninja Storm General

>>165355424

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>>165355424
2nd for toplad

>>165355268
Sure you don't, chink. Keep telling yourself that. But if you're serious about not wanting people to waifu her that's just going to make me waifu her even harder.

One more thread baby! We're gonna make it!

>>165355648
But who is toplad?

>>165356203
Alex Grandi
Alternatively, Lear.

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>>165356305
Yeah I don't know these memes, anon. Sorry.

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Jeezus I hate when we migrate while I'm driving to work
It fucking happens a weirdly frequent amount of times

>>165357280
Considering it's basically pure edge it's pretty good for what it is
Also, it has qts

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Threadly reminder that Lee is best boy and Sakura didn't deserve him anyway.

>>165358189
Lee a shit jobber not worthy of being Guy's student.

>>165357497
Fuck off with your OC bullshit

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>>165358428
You take that back you filthy pus dripping cunt.

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>>165355268
>I legitimately do not want waifufags
Too fucking late

>>165359096
You're not a waifufag, you're just a homo and imagining fucking me the player in the ass.

>>165359150
>he's so autistic that he thinks other players can't separate fucking him and fucking a character either
It's called playing pretend, chink. Some people have more empathy and emotional intelligence and therefore are good at it.

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>>165359150
>fucking me the player in the ass.
hey i didn't imply that
or maybe you wanna get dominated by masculine man so thats why you created your OC in first place?

>>165358513
Name 1 (one!) canon battle Lee has won.

>>165359532
His battle with adversity. When he was told he couldn't walk again he didn't listen, and kept going. He defied the odds.

>>165359334
It's called a joke lad. Turks have a pretty long history of being actual homos what with that painting of some retarded circle-assfucking.

>>165359416
>you
>masculine

>>165359532
>Team Guy couldn't beat an unarmed Deidara after getting the drop on him

>>165359684
58% in his favour though.

>>165359684
Tsunade was the one that won that battle

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>>165359686
doing damage control i see?
Just imagine it. Your great great great chinese ancestor, spread out on the barn of a forsaken shitty chink asian village. An Turkic beg arrives to inspect the village-- when he decides that while he's there, he wants to enjoy some fine chink peasant whores. His hands on his waist, he orders your ancestor to spread her ugly outie chink cunt wide. Your great great grandmother complies and finally realizes that somehow... she is eager. She's scared yes... because she can hear her cuck husband crying back in the house (he obviously is a coward since he's a chink). But although she is scared, she also has this weird sensation of excitement foaming up within her soul. It's as if she is ashamed but eager, wanting of the strange new sensation that's about to enter her very being. The Turkic beg, obviously a purposeful Turkic leader of men-- from Göktürk clan, unclasps his belt, and drops his breeches. There it is. We see sight of it. A massive, glorious, staggering 9 inch penis, pulsing with energy. Your great grandmother gasps, she bites her lip, she closes her eyes, and just like that as the penis touches her labie, an electric shock makes her delve into a land of pleasure and feelings she has never felt with a puny balkan man. Inch by inch, millimeter by millimeter, the Turkic masterrace fits inside your great great grandmother. It has only been 20 seconds, but your ancestor is already shuddering with a boiling orgasm roiling up like a thunderous explosion within her loins. Its a forest blaze of ecstasy. And at this moment she begins crying. She cries due to one reason... Why didn't she get taken by this Turk earlier? She is now disgusted with herself by ever being coupled with the puny chink man at all. She begins chanting, like some occult freak, in Chinese. She chants with every short breath to the Turkic beg.

"Come. Come. Come. Come."

That is how your race came to be, Manchu Hanbro.

>>165360754
legitimately impressive pasta
8/10 because you need to work on your lewdposting

>>165359684
>When he was told he couldn't walk again he didn't listen, and kept going. He defied the odds
Actually when told he couldn't walk again he kept doing random pushups, ruining his body even further.

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>>165362374
>>165359795
>>165359981
You're all just jealous of Lee.

>>165363345
Fujo detected

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>>165364635
No, I'm just a man who wants Lee inside me. Like any sane man would.

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>>165366001
>Lee
>not Neji
check this raging homo out

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>>165367005
>liking a girly ladyboy like neji instead of manly Lee
That's right, I'm clearly twice the homo you'll ever be.

>>165363345
>>165366001
>>165367005
>>165368537
>>>/lgbt/

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At what age was Kakashi the most fuckable? What about Naruto and Guy?

We have finally reached true cancer
fucking homoshits FUCK OFF

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>>165369746
>being this new
Hate to break it to you, but gays have run this general for years

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>>165369746
>he clearly wasn't around for the first few waves of homoposting
This isn't even the worst of it, fampai.

>>165369948
>>165369985
>implying
It's worse now because there are just no other posts

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>>165370070
Then start a discussion or start posting something else, faggot.

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>>165370367

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>>165370559

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>>165370367
What would you do in his situation?

>>165369985
this
member the borumitsu posting when gaiden first came out?

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>>165370852

>>165370985
Get my head out of there.

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>>165371032

>>165369536
Don't know about the others, but Kakashi from 20 onwards.

>>165370985
Eat her ass

>>165370985
Fill her with baby batter. But first >>165371189

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>>165370985
impregnate her then deport her

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>>165371374
>not keeping your head planted firmly between her thighs while tonguing her butthole and filling her mouth hole with baby batter

>>165371859
>not wanting to see her get pregnant with your spawn and beg you for more

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>>165371218

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>>165372151

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>>165372356

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>>165372574

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>>165372807

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>>165372986

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>this thread

>>165372064
binkbonk, pls

>>165373631
I doubt he's the only one who feels that way.
Because I sure do.

>>165373902
What the fuck even is this general? Gays and Breeders?

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>>165373523
what's the problem anon?

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>>165374883
>2017
>not being a gay breeder

>>165356385
Chink uses a lot of memes from other threads in an attempt to appear well-travelled and cultured.

>>165376217
It's actually just straight up shitposting. "talex" and "#toplad" are shitposts in their respective generals. Unforuntately there doesn't seem to be a dedicated shitposting meme for /nsunsg/.

>>165376217
That's actually kind of sad and pathetic. Maybe we should start going to other generals and using /nsunsg/ memes? Which ones are the most ripe for spreading?

>>165376786
/nsunsg/ doesn't have any notable memes or I'd use them in other places. I guess Waniko and hairpussy is a meme at this point, but hairpussy is a seperate thing anyway. Try Granblue or something maybe.

>>165375258
Nothing I like the gay posting, it'll be better when E finishes the picture of best boy though

>>165376720
> in their respective generals
But you're not posting in those generals right now, are you?

>>165377790
Your point being?

>>165376904
Well I've never seen hairpussy used anywhere else. Never even knew what it was before this general.

>>165378023
It gets dropped occasionally in certain fetish threads
/jp/ and /d/ have them sometimes, although rarely by name. Then again /d/ calls almost anything -pussy. Breastpussy, armpitpussy, whatever. It's fundamentally just fucking someone's hair, which isn't THAT niche.

>>165378156
maggotpussy is the best one I saw, that was on /pg/

>>165378383
Well there was that one girl who actually stuffed the things inside her
I guess the search for more XTREEME pleasure can be kind of twisted sometimes.

>>165377989
Why use memes that none of understand in a general that has none of the background and context that the meme comes from? You just appear retarded, occasionally chiming in with a comment here or that that everyone ignores.

>>165378461
Wait someone puts maggots up their cooch?

>>165378627
Yeah there's some screencap (or was it just typed up image?) of it floating around somewhere. I think she got hospitalized for it too. Dunno what the doctors thought.

>>165378606
Then continue ignoring it?

>>165378783
There's a limit to how much autism I can ignore, and you floored it past that limit a fair while ago.

>>165379517
Should I go more then? I'm certainly not sperging right now, being as it were I've been awake for roughly two days and have been marathoning anime now that exams are finished so I completely lack the energy to actually be autistic.

>10

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you're at ichiraku and this guy slaps your gfs ass, wat do?

>>165382757
who is this even kek
>that weapon

>>165382757
Slap his ass.
Then dump my gf so we can fuck behind a dumpster later.

>>165382757
I keep eating since he is an OC and doesn't exist.

>>165383182
>t. Oshi

>>165383280
If you think you're seeing things that don't exist you might want to go to a doctor.

>>165379850
> I'm certainly not sperging right now
That's a matter of perspective. Chris-chan probably thinks he's a normal, well-adjusted human being.

>>165359532
He defeated Naruto and Sasuke.

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>>165384552
Yeah, he did.

But I think that Naruto and Sasuke won that fight in the long run.

>>165384841
Well duh. I mean, could you imagine it? A fighter that's strong because of hard work and not someother bullshit?
That's retarded.
>inb4 Guy
Didn't kill Madara, and he still had to die (before Nart bullshits him back to life) just to come close.

>>165384468
It's a matter of relative sperg coefficient. I'm too tired to put effort into my replies but not tired enough to get on that 50+ hour high, so my posts become boring and honestly kind of pointless. Like this one.

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>>165355424
/a/ thread:
>>>/a/152167003

>>165385379
It'll get canned in like 10 minutes.

>>165385490
10 mins already passed

Does Sauce care about his daughter?

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>>165389153
In his own autistic way, yeah

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There isn't really any new info, but might as well post these.

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>>165389584

>>165375973
Which characters listen to Pink Guy's album?

>>165392789
Shino, Konohamaru, Boruto, Oshi.

/a/ called us homos.

>>165395718
Good thing I don't give a shit, or like dicks.

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>>165395718
>caring about what a bunch of homos like them call us

>>165355424
Is this true /nsunsg/?
>>>/a/152174497

>>165396667
Believe whatever you want to believe, my man.

>>165395718
They are right
>>165363345
>>165364635
>>165366001
>>165367005
>>165368537

>>165396667
The only person in the history of the general to make the complaint that "you're not allowed to like any girl besides Hinata" here is Pinkshitfag. Everyone else just likes whatever girl they like and doesn't sperg about Hinatafags being the most blatant

>>165389761
No Darui costume?

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>>165397127
This is true. Pinkshitfag is the one who has caused all this trouble. I think Sakura is cute and I wish she had been handled better as a character, and I enjoy discussing her and posting art of her, and have never called anyone out for liking Sakura. The irony is that pinkshitfag has called more negative attention to pinkshit within this general than the name pinkshit ever could.

>>165398302
Oh no, don't throw this on me.

>>165398302
And Sakura already got negative attention in this general before I took charge.

>>165399110
>I took charge
Fuck, you're probably not even baiting. You're actually this delusional

>>165399696
>Telling the truth.
>Delusional.
You can look back in the very early days of this general and see that Sakura was still viciously bashed by the posters here.

>>165400140
Rightly so because she's the worst character.

>>165400224
Uh huh, yeah, okay, whatever you say.

>>165400413
Yeah, that's right. Whatever I say.

>>165400140
I was calling you delusional because your ego is bigger than Sakura's forehead

>>165376976
Here's hoping he delivers soon.
On an unrelated note, why "E"? Why that name in particular.

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>>165401739
Savage

>>165396667
> Pinkshitfag is so anal ravaged he has to talk shit about us on /a/
Hahahaha wow. How buttblasted IS he?

>>165397964
I actually forgot that he is playable in UNS4, but it seems that the kage fight is just Sasuke and Gaara saving their boyfriend.

If there are more characters getting adult costumes I guess that Shikamaru and the rest of the Konoha jobbers would have priority.

>>165399110
> took charge
> HE ACTUALLY THINKS HE'S UNIRONICALLY LEADER OF THE THREAD
I don't even. You gonna put that on your resume or something? 'Nah, I couldn't even be a JANITOR on 4chan, I'm like the next level down'.

>>165403953
Pretty sure he said it was just any random thing to put in the namebox.

>>165400140
>>165399110
>I took charge
1. You're not the leader of the thread
2. You haven't improved Sakura's image
3. You failed to take charge

>>165407113
>1. You're not the leader of the thread
I've never claimed to be.
>2. You haven't improved Sakura's image
I know I have at least quiet down some of the shit-talkers in this general.
>3. You failed to take charge
See above.

>>165403953
Sorry. Busy with Uni. Should have it ready tomorrow or saturday at the very latest.
And E was because I wanted a short name. I went through the alphabet until I found a letter I liked enough.

>>165408672
>I know I have at least quiet down some of the shit-talkers in this general.
You still made a typo. Can you find it?

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>>165408672
>>165400413
>>165400140
>>165399110
>>165398942
Is pinkshitfag underage or something? I really can't fucking believe this guy is for real.

>>165382757
I scream loudly to alert the anbu

he is, after all, a dirty foreigner

>>165411114
Renya, pls.

>>165411557
I don't really follow the r20 game, is that the guy from the shimura clan?

>>165411763
Yeah

>>165413535
Do you know if they've gone to Takigakure yet? Have they met E's team?

>>165413641
They haven't gone to Takigakure yet. They probably will, though.

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You can cripple any one character for life at any point in the series. Which one do you maim and why?

>>165416830
Kaguya
/series

>>165416830
Madara, after betraying Konoha, trips on a root and breaks his spine

he dies alone, crippled, and his carcass consumed by animals

>why
because he's a fucking dick, that's why
that way, Obitio dies for good and everybody lives happily ever after except Kakashi

>>165417206
>because he's a fucking dick, that's why
>wants to create literal heaven
>he's a fucking dick
huh?

>>165417446
let me suffer in peace, Obito, I enjoy being a self-loathing piece of shit

>>165417568
Obito is a spineless piece of shit

>>165413641
They haven't, but they will. Don't know if in this campaign, but they'll swing by there at some point. It's a shame the smaller Villages were never fleshed out more

>>165417568
Who doesn't?

What if Sasori lived instead of Deidara in the Rescue Gaara Arc and was partnered with Tobi?

>>165419647
he still would have died like a bitch at the hands of Sasuke, thanks to his plot armor

it's a shame he died so soon, he was pretty cool

>>165420020
How would he respond to Tobi's antics?

>>165420274
probably just ignore them, or act condescending, like every other member of Akatsuki

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How hot and spicy do you think icha icha really is? It can't possibly be any more lewd than a lot of fanfiction. Has anyone ever tried writing it?

>>165416830
Indra before he had kids, so he couldn't get the boner(s) that started the Uchiha scourge.

>>165382757
Trip him, he doesn't look very stable or balanced well.

This place still exists? Fucking why?

God, I really hate the people in this general.

I wish all the cocks died.

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You can't believe it, so don't even try. Get Sasuke.

Don't dattebayo like Naruto does, don't even try.

Naruto, dead or alive, is mine.

Game theory: Arata is actually Robbie Rotten

>>165433762
> he continues an increasingly Wile. E Coyote-esque series of plans to catch Shinki
I back it. Bink, next commission. And by commission, I mean pro-bono.

>>165435361
Why do so many people back unrequited underage homolust?

Renya and Fugetsu, that's the good shit

>>165420020
Fuck Sasuke. Deidara didn't deserve to die againt plot armor.
And Sasori should have lasted longer, I loved his concept in general and his interactions with Deidara.

>>165420274
He wasn't exactly a patient man. He'd probably hate him, especially after seeing he was impossible to kill.

What does Jashin look like?

>>165437556
An Otsutsuki.

>>165438001
I'd rsther watch Hima get blacked than have that happen, those moon coons need to fuck off

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>>165355424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSxhme6XLPI
>Literally cheat mode: the DLC

>>165355424
>>165385379
>>165439518
/v/ thread:
>>>/v/363835192

>>165440492
But I can't shitpost about OCs on the /v/ thread.

Also how come futa oc isn't in the gallery?

>>165433728
>I have two personalities

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>page 9

>>165444610
I want to oil wrestle that cutie

>>165433318
Like cocks as in dicks?

>>165440760
I forgot to add it. Thanks for reminding me.

time for MADs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SsJQqbcSpE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWhzimXBmMo

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>>165437556

>>165430257
Boredom

>>165430707
All of them, or just some of them?

>>165448898
how many alien warlords is bort going to have hanging on his fireplace mantle before the series ends?

>>165449398
All of them. He's going to exterminate their entire race.

>>165449486
attaboy bort

purge those filthy fucking xenos

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freakin' cute!

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>>165450725
konoha hiden can't come soon enough

>>165450831
they gonna animate them?
That'll be cool to see.

>>165450725
Ponytail Hinata is some good shit.

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>>165451104
Especially when she's in the tub.

>>165451042
It's definitely going to interest me more than anything else they've put out in over a year.

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>>165448898
I want him to be the Dagda to my Nanashi desu

>>165448898
Lord of the Juggalos

>>165456765
He's definitely not fat enough to be Lord of the juggalos

>>165433762
Why do you say that?
https://youtu.be/PfYnvDL0Qcw

>>165408921
It's tomorrow, where the fuck is my husbando?

what uni?

>10

pink haired Uchiha boy when? He needs to be bullied by Hima

>>165464727
He would be like 8 years younger.

>>165464895
Yes and?

>>165464727
Never. Sasuke probably isn't going to stick his dick in Sakura again.

>>165458320
True

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>>165465081
20 year old girl bullying a 12 year old isn't bullying, just foreplay for /ss/

>>165465945
Hot. I always thought naruto could use more /ss/

>>165464727
That boy is going to have a lot to live up to. His sister is probably going to be Hokage and at least the 2nd most powerful ninja in the world by the time he is going to become a genin

>>165466790
>Every single guy except one that got with a girl was the same age or older
>Shikamaru is the only one with any taste

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>>165467545
Shikamaru couldn't escape the Nara curse

>>165467740
>curse
>Temari

>>165466790
t. Renya

>10

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>>165450725

>>165450831
I'd pay for more of this animator's stuff

>>165475310
Me too. He should get a patreon.

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>>165475310
God bless him

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>>165477164

>>165460754
Your husbando is on his way. Just be patient until then.
McGill

Temari,Haku and Sasuke are best girls.

>>165465438
This. I'm not even convinced he did it the first time. Pink probably jerked him off while he was sleeping and used medical ninjutsu to inseminate herself. Then when Sasuke started calling her fat she said the stork came and put a baby inside her. Since that's what Itachi told him when he asked where babies came from, he believed it.

>>165467301
He'd probably get his MS after walking in and seeing his sister getting gangbanged by 5 borts

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Post moms.

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>>165478193
Haku yes

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>>165478216
While I want him to have a son I can't imagine Sasuke having sex either. Especially in Kishi's interview where he says Sasuke is the purest character.

Also his only real memorable relationships are with his family and a twisted way with Naruto. I don't know but aside from that he seems like he would be asexual or off on his own doing his own thing.

I mean T7 had a terrible relationship all together and i don't understand why people praise it but they also kind of have dynamic too even if their relationship seems like some odd twisted yandere lite thing


Team7 is OT3 for some odd reason for me but Haku/Zabuza, Minato/Kushina and Temari/Shikamaru are best ships even if Kishi can't write romance he kind of hit the nail on the head, Konan and Yahiko too

Do you fags have any crackships you like?

I don't know why Hinata/Tatuya is popular but i like it.

Same with Sakura/Iruka, Gaara/his fan girl with the scarf.

>Kishi said if Ino was a boy, she'd be fucking Sakura

>>165478417

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>>165479524
>>165478417
Oh dear
What I meant to post was, isn't almost everyone a mom now?

>>165478193
Pretty good taste
Don't know about Temari though

>>165478156
>a leaf
Huh, I don't think I would've guessed

>>165478417
>no doujins of Mikoto fucking Kushina
>they were bffs

I hate Kishi, he probably made the moms bffs at the last minute, I refuse to believe that Mikoto wouldn't have taken in Nardo

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I read people here were talking about a Uchiha son with pink hair?

>>165478379
This will probably be true. Adult Salad will be incredibly hot, and the age gap between the Uchiha siblings will enough that the taboo against incest will not probably form in the younger Uchiha siblings mind

>>165479703
I dunno, most characters ended up alone. Including a lot of female characters. Tsunade, mei, tenten, Samui, anko, and shizune presumably never became mothers.

>>165481387
I thought Samui had a little niglet

>>165481642
She did? It doesn't say anything on the wiki. Also I just noticed Hinata's hair looks just like Samui's now

What will adult Bort's personality be? Edge lord or Starlord/Peter Quill from the movie Guardians of the Galaxy?

>>165480570
I think that's been posted in the general a few times actually.

>>165480407
>nardo gets taken in by the uchihas
>shit still gets fucked
>now instead of 1 avenger you have 2
>double the DARKNESS

>>165480407
Even if she wanted to, she probably wasn't allowed. Remember that the Uchiha were discriminated because everyone thought they were behind the Nine-Tails attack. With that stigma, and Naruto being the Jinchuuriki of said beast, Naruto was most likely not allowed to be in any Uchiha custody.

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>>165481847
>What will adult Bort's personality be?
Punished Bort

>>165482512
He's going to be a man of few words. And it's going to be reveled this is not actually Bort.

>>165481798
She didn't. We have no idea what happened to her. Maybe she's Yurui's mom since they're both associated with big round objects

>>165481642
>niglet
We aren't /pol/ here.

>>165482631
>He's going to be a man of few words
You're not wrong there. He seems to have Sasuke's reticence, even from an early age. He only gets all giddy when he's around his dad or little sister.

>>165482631
Oh, stop that edgy BS. Sasuke himself took the piss out his edgy teenage years in Boruto

>>165482512
>cool cape
>no pussy deflector forehead protector
>eye scar
Why is Bort so much cooler than Nalt? Seriously, his dad had no style.

>>165482794
Bort only seemed like a reticent jerk in Boruto because he didn't know how to deal with Naruto becoming Hokage. In the epilogue he seemed much friendlier

>>165483310
Nardo had plenty of slav style. It might not be to your taste but at least he was making a bold statement and knew what he liked. The name on the ass tracksuit was definitely too much, though.

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>>165482775
It's just a pet name, take it easy nigger

>>165483576
Friendlier, sure, but he's not as overtly upbeat and cheery as his dad because he's not masking some kind of inner turmoil yadda yadda

>>165482775
>We aren't /pol/ here.
True, but it's still 4chan, this shouldn't shock you

>>165484027
That was literally Nalt's excuse for being upbeat and cheery though, which is btw completely overrated as a form of being. We need more Grimdank protags

Is it weird that Infinite Tsukuyomi doesn't require that the caster actual cast or even know Tsukuyomi?

>>165484027
That means much more friendlier than Naruto's; it is not an act

>>165484634
Not Grimdank, just not your generic happy-go-lucky stupid protagonist who's supposed to be an underdog but actually has a secret past where they're the chosen one/royalty etc.

Part of the reason I like Bort is because he's an aristocratic prodigy so whatever crazy bullshit he ends up doing later on won't seem so stupid with that fact established from the beginning

I also think it's funny that Salad wants to be Hokage when it seems like the main conflict might result in the complete destruction of the shinobi system regardless of the outcome

>>165484006
I think there's some guy here that gets triggered by racial slurs? I think he's complained here before.

>>165485050
Not friendlier since he's not some kind of weird kicked puppy who tries to make everyone he meets into a lifelong friend. He's better adjusted mentally and isn't seeking any kind of acknowledgement from the world.

>>165485250
Oh yeah I forgot about the guy
Boy we've had some odd characters in this autism fest of a general

>>165482039

I would've watched Sazuke and Narudo tag team their way through the story to Itachi.

At least if they're both edgy the retardation is normalized a bit.

>>165487514

I would've watched Sazuke and Narudo tag team each other if you know what I mean.

No homo

What are your predictions for part of the plot of Boruto regarding Kawaki?
Here is mine:
>Something happens to Salad that causes her to go missing from village
>Search party is sent out to find her; includes Bort
>During search, Bort meets a monk, and his disciple, Kawaki
>Monk offers to train Bort, he accepts and gets magic tats
>Kawaki is incredibly charismatic and brooding, has Big Plans and Big Ideals, Bort falls easily for him
>Salad returns, distrusts Kawaki immediately
>Rift opens up in Salad and Boruto's friendship because Kawaki
>Bort, now fueled by butthurt and homolust, helps assist Kawaki in his big plans, not realizing what they are
>Big plans happens, Kohona destroyed and Sauce and Naruto in comas
>Bort turns on Kawaki after realizing what he has done
>They fight
>Its long and difficult, but Kawaki overpowers Bort
>Salad then comes out of nowhere with eye hax more BS than the Edgetastic Four combined
>Whoops Kawaki's ass
>She tries to TnJ him, admits than she felt some of his ideals had merit
>Kawaki is unconvinced by TnJ, too determined, Salad realizes this and kills him
>Kohona is rebuillt, Nart and Sauce awake from comas but are weakened, Salad is crowned Hokage and forgives and marries Bort
I know this is godamn BS but this is probably ging to happen, desu

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>>165490361
I HATE BORUTO!

>>165490361
>A woman in shounen doing all that.
In your dreams.

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>>165490361
>this edgy looking hot topic faggot
>charismatic
He'll be some guy who's butthurt about the ninja system for one of the many reasons to be butthurt about the ninja system. If they play it smart they'll make him from a smaller village since those are the ones still getting buttfucked despite the "peace" brokered between the big 5

>>165491747
She's an Uchiha and Sasuke's kid. There's a chance they'll allow her to be cool

>>165491747
She is a tomboy and an Uchiha. Of course she is going to act like that

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>>165492584
>>165492601
Guys.

Come on. Look at this picture. You can already tell the dynamic from this image alone.

>>165492601
>tomboy
Not really? Ikemoto put her in a skirt with a girly ascot/scarf and heels.

>>165493017
Yes, but the fact that her ideals are higher-order and has the intensity of her father makes me think that she will become main character of focus some point in Boruto

>>165449486
> Naruto's claim to fame is talking people into killing themselves and trapping an elderly lady in a rock
> Boruto's claim to fame is nothing other than the complete genocide of the first alien race to contact humanity
Jesus fucking Christ what will Boruto's son do?

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>>165493498
She wants to become a Hokage in a series where the conflict appears to be whether or not the shinobi system will survive at all. She's a part in a bigger story. That's why it's Boruto on the cliff side fighting the bad guy and not her.

Saladfags need to give up already. This was spelled out from the first fucking chapter

>>165493185
I do not count Salad as a tomboy because of her outfits, but because of her demeanor, like Bayonetta

>>165493778
>Jesus fucking Christ what will the God Emperor from 40k do?
FTFY

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>>165493901
I mean, if there ever was any art depicting a tomboy Salad, my boner would probably shoot through the roof.

>>165493795
I'm not saying she's gonna be the main character, only that if we're lucky she won't be Sakura2.0 and will be allowed to be useful.

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>>165494109
She's a girl, so her main purpose will be to fellate Bort whenever they're onscreen.

But she's also an Uchiha, which means she's bound to be one of the stronger characters because of her heritage alone.

And she wants to become Hokage, which means she'll either succeed, die trying, or become a shota-obsessed mass murderer.

I'd say her chances are pretty good. But she won't be any sort of deuteragonist in the same was Sasuke took over in the 2nd half because Bort's motivations don't hinge on getting her back and the shit with the Uchihas has been done to death and back.

>>165493795
Ehh, the ninja system will probably remain fully intact because, 1) the Naruto-verse is filled to the brim with lazy autists, 2) its the lazy option and 3) the Naruto franchise is for children

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>>165494485
Except Bort doesn't really seem too keen on trying to save it or it's already past the point of no return and instead insists that no matter the case, he's still a ninja.

I think Naruto officially ends when everyone stops being ninjas

>>165494828
My guess is this is just the main arm of a simultaneous attack on the 5 great ninja villages which explains where Salad and the rest are.

That's really the only way to outdo the original series without getting monstrously stupid: destroy literally all the villages at once

>>165494462
Nah I think she will be a protagonist, simply due to the challenges she will face
-Trying to bond with father
-How to react to clan's past and curse
-Manage feelings about Boruto
-Boruto said he want to be #2 to her
I honestly believe she will be a focus of Bort's story, solely because she has better drama, but not to the degree that her father took over her story

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>>165496242
You're going to be very disappointed because none of those things you listed matter as much as you think they do.

>>165496618
We honestly do not know yet. Time can only tell

>>165496782
We do know. It couldn't be more obvious considering they literally tell us in the first few pages "this is Boruto's story" in plain English

>>165484652
No, because the Infinite Tsukuyomi isn't a Mangekyou technique, but a Rinne-Sharingan technique.

>>165493915
The Emperor was around long before whenever Naruto was set.

>>165496870
Yes, it may be Boruto's story because it is told from the POV of Buruto, it does not exclude other characters from taking a central role

All we know for sure is that Himawari is not going to be relevant at all.

>>165497554
Eh, she might be relevant to flesh out Boruto and Salad more

>>165497410
Yes. It does.

>>165497554
Probably not, especially if she's been aged-down in the manga to a 6 year old. If they keep running with that height she won't be relevant until a timeskip, and even then she'll only be genin aged.

>>165480279
>Leaf
So he's from Konoha?

>>165497805
Himawari has been aged down????

>>165500467
She looks younger in the manga than in the movie, but the cake still has the same number of candles. Therefore it's reasonable to assume she's been soft-retconned for more consistency.

>>165492194
>>165494828
I wasn't up to date with this.
Holy fuck this looks terrible and retarded.

>>165500867
I personally think kawaki is just a red herring and Bort is playing a video game. I've been saying this for months.

>>165501151
I dunno, this looks right up the story's alley : Power creep getting to the point of it being comical, stupid as fuck looking villains, Konohagakure getting even more rekt than last time, etc.

>>165501349
I don't want to believe it. Just let me think this for a little while longer.

>>165492194
It sucks also because we know he's evil so as soon as he's introduced we'll hate him.

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>>165501952
Yeah that is kind of a problem. Unless he's actually a somewhat decent character to start off with, then we'll be wondering what the fuck happened.

But he looks like an edgelord even as a kid so much chance of that.

I just want new shit already

>>165450831
>Naruto making sure Toneri gets an eyesocketful of him grabbing Hinata's tits
DEVILISH

>>165502061
what is tumblrs obsession with giving everyone unnecessary physical defects

>>165501349
I kind of want to say 'It's a new writer, so it could be different', but it's the same guy who co-wrote Boruto literally exploding an alien to atoms with a huge father-son Rasengan, so I dunno.

>>165502268
>physical defects
Where?

>>165502268
So they can project onto the characters.

>>165502269
>but it's the same guy who co-wrote Boruto literally exploding an alien to atoms with a huge father-son Rasengan
That was pretty cool though. Honestly the only problem I have with powercreep is it desensitizes you to everything. If they can make big dumb shit still look cool I'll be satisfied

It's just that most of the time it either devolves into incomprehensible laser spam or the damage dealt from these gargantuan or incredibly powerful attacks is trivial

>>165501952
> we have to hate bad guys
> implying Kisame wasn't one of the most based dudes in the entire series
I want the same thing to happen as what happened in the Captain America comics, where Red Skull went on a massive diatribe about how government should work for the people and countries should have national pride, and a HUGE number of readers went 'H-holy shit. Are we agreeing with a metahuman Nazi with no face?'

>>165502353
hima doesn't have freckles numbnuts

>>165502458
> incomprehensible laser spam
Storm Release: Laser Circus is one of the most aesthetic jutsu in the entire series

>>165502605
Freckles are cute, not defects. Sure himawari doesn't have them but I'm fine with artistic license. I kind of wish more anime characters had freckles so it's cute to see.

>>165502527
The point of that was to show how reasonable and enticing extremist propaganda can sound.

>>165505882
Except it's literally reasonable. They had to make it come from a literal skull-faced Nazi in order to make it bad. That's how hard the left has failed the ideological argument.

>>165506047
>Except it's literally reasonable.
So, again.

The point of that was to show how reasonable and enticing extremist propaganda can sound.

That's how extremist groups operate. They say some shit that seems perfectly reasonable and fine and then one thing leads to another and you're killing people.

>>165506321
He's saying that it wasn't extremist propaganda. What he was saying might have led to something else that was, but the speech he made that everyone lost their shit over certainly wasn't

>>165506321
No, the point is to take something reasonable-sounding and make it out to be bad by making the person who's saying a cartoon Nazi with a red skull for a face.

It's a genetic fallacy.

>>165506880
>What he was saying might have led to something else that was,

That's how extremist propaganda works, man.

>>165506930
No, in that issue, the random dude who listens to Skull starts out thinking "huh this all sounds reasonable" and then one thing leads to another and then he's a fucking nazi. It's showing how anyone can become an extremist because extremists don't make themselves out to be extremists immediately when they're recruiting.

>>165507216
ISIS manage pretty well. I mean, I'd call material that shows a four-year-old child cutting through the throat if a bound captive pretty extreme.

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say what you will about the canon kids but I haven't seen any better designs from the fans. anyone got good fan created kids for the canon pairings?

>>165509032
>CTRL+C
>CTRL+V

>>165509710
???
Where'd the fire come from?

>>165508917
They show that to their enemies, not potential recruits.

>>165509954
The Uchiha clan.

>>165510064
They post the videos on about a dozen of easily accessible websites and link to various accounts on sites like Twitter or Facebook. It's not like they hide it from recruits.

>>165511279
Right, but it's not what they approach potential recruits with.

The akatsuki is all gender swapped. Is the series better or worse?

>>165513338
Worse because the series would be cancelled. Women don't pull the same numbers as men unless they are specifically geared towards that demographic.

>>165515340
>implying little boys wouldn't tune in to see male konan surrounded by girls with big boobies.

>>165507216
That's another fallacy. Slippery-slope.

>>165509710
The can't be all of it. And is playing at 2x speeds or something?

>>165517547
Uh, no it's not. Slippery slope is "one thing inevitably leads to another" like gay marriage leading to bestiality. This is an actual mechanism that extremist groups utilize - employing reasonable sounding arguments to trick people into thinking their extremism isn't extreme. It's not saying reasonable arguments inevitably lead to extremism - that would be a slippery slope.

>>165513338
> women
> with Kishimoto writing it
Kakashi, Guy, Naruto and Yamato all solo the entire Akatsuki team in the space of two chapters, except for Konan, who takes down the three adults, only to be TnJ'd by Naruto into killing herself. None of the Tailed Beasts are captured because the female Akatsuki get fucking destroyed by the male Jinchuuriki.

>>165518281
Sometimes the truth is too sad to be spoken aloud, anon.

>>165517849
>like gay marriage leading to bestiality
Well it has.

>>165519852
Have bestiality rates actually increased since gay marriage became legal? That would be interesting.

>>165517849
>It's not saying reasonable arguments inevitably lead to extremism
Except that's literally the argument of the comic. One day it's speeches, next it's tattoos, then you're stomping niggers and going allahu akbar

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Hey R20 GM, when job squad goes to kiri are they going to score some white kiri heroin? You mention it a couple times in the rewrite.

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Ya know, Salad with her MS looks to be the dangerous in this picture, near feral even, like she knows forbidden knowledge. I wonder if her MS signature move will let her see the future, or let her know what should not be known. Know that would be interesting

>>165521391
great picture, doofus

>>165521489
Sorry, its the only one I can find right now. I will try to get a bigger one

>>165521678
not him but I do find it funny that your whole post is talking about how the image looks and then you post a version of it no one can even see.

>>165522090
I guess you are right

>>165520746
Well, I mean, I'm not going write an item fetch-quest for them like The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time's Biggoron's Sword, where they trade item for item for item until they receive their final item of heroin.

Although now I write it out like that would be great. Slowly work their way up to more and more important and richer people, each time they think that it will be the final step and they'll get some awesome reward, and then have the final guy be some sketchy crack addict that they meet behind a whorehouse, who gives them a bag of heroin and tells them to fuck off.

>>165522461
What do they do with the heroin once they get it?

>>165522845
Well now, that's up to them.

>>165522934
I bet they're going to get Waniko addicted to heroin so they can pimp her out and she won't be able to protest because she needs money to fuel her addiction.

>>165522845
Turn it in to the authorities, obviously

>>165523112
Nah, she's seen what happens if she goes to the cops if she does something wrong. Waniko is a bad bitch now.

>>165523112
>Be given heroin.
>Give it to the authorities.
This wasn't even a thought back in my day.

>>165523164
That's a good point. Sasuke even told her not to go to the cops again.
https://youtu.be/MSs26iX2mvM

So what, do they just sell it and become drug dealers? Does job squad become the first ninja drug cartel?

>>165523862

I posted this >>165523112 because that's what Fugetsu would do. Defers to relevant authorities/superiors whenever possible

>>165524645
Is Fugetsu's control over job squad pretty absolute? Would they question that course of action? Could he be persuaded to go along with something else?

>>165524969
Well there was one instance before where Renya and Arata wanted to try and get away with something, but Fugetsu told them he would tell exactly how things went down no matter what

So basically he would have to not know about it, or he'd definitely snitch. LG too strong

>>165525335
What if Waniko offered to give him some "special favors" if he went along with it and didn't snitch?

>>165525684
>Accepting favors for being complicit in illegal activities
>Said activity isn't even particularly beneficial, it's just taking on a bunch of risk to yourself/your reputability for a bit of cash
>Needing to put a bunch of time and effort into it to get anything out of it in the first place
Sending things higher is not only the right way, it's also the easy way

>>165526163
>Not accepting sexual favors in exchange for getting free money
What the fuck is wrong with this kid?

>>165526284
Lawful good. He's not allowed to have any fun I guess.

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>>165497554
We've known that for quite a while