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AGDQ (Awesome Games Done Quick) is the main focus for now. This is a week-long speedrunning event for the Tech Setup Foundation.
Current game is A Nightmare on Elm Street
Next game is Cheetahmen (Action 52)
Schedule: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
Stream: twitch/gamesdonequick
Useful speedrunning links:
https://www.speedrun.com/ - Has most, if not all records of runners doing certain games. Many runs have a recording so you can learn what the runners have done.
http://tasvideos.org/ - Tool-assisted speedruns. Shows how a game can be run in optimal conditions. These videos are usually useful for learning routes and certain techniques.
Previous Thread
>>165308789
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yo
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>speedrunning general
>linking to a twitch stream doing a let's play
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Second for Let's Play World Records
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>>165323887
So many genuinely happy people being themselves, damn.
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>>165323887
>AGDQ 2017
>5th day in almost
>only raised 575k
literally dead event
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Wow not a single (fe)male on this panel. Diversity when?
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>>165324010
this is really boring now!
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>It's a 2D speedrun
Literally pointless and take no skill, Quakelikes on the other hand...
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>>165324010
barry is right there dumbo
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ugh i cringed so hard just now, anyone else?
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>>165323993
Don't worry there will be plenty of (((anonymous))) donations later
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>>165324074
I desperately want AGDQ to not break 1 mil this yhear
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>>165324113
It'd be great but (((they))) would never let allow that to be a possibility.
(((The Yeti))) still has several more donations to make.
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>>165324113
That's mean of you, think of how sad Mike Uyama would feel, going into his 4th year of mono and then hearing that the PCF is pulling out because they didn't realy $1 million
I think he'd be too sad to eat all 10 of his daily meals.
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>>165324074
>>165324157
>>165324180
this is my favorite /srg/ meme
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oh great, they're doing it again, it sure was fantastic the first time
what a great let's play
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>>165324180
Don't joke. Mike needs all the nutrients he can get so he can kick mono's butt.
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>>165324157
>We have a two hundred and fifty thousand dollar donation from our friends The Yeti, oh my gosh everybody give a big round of applause for The Yeti
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/our boy/ is live
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>>165324248
>so he can kick mono's butt.
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>>165324314
oh thank god, a respite from this let's play
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>>165323993
how much do they usually make by now?
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>>165324074
>greetings from germany
>kick cancers butt
>save the animals
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>>165324314
this oldboi circlejerk was starting to grate thanks
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>estimate 26 minutes
>25:23
World Record?
Their estimate was like 30 seconds faster than WR? that seems like a bad idea.
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>WR
>almost at estimate
MAD MEN!
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>anonymous 250 dollar donation
>that comment
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I feel like they were wasting more time lining up the skips than straight up killing the bosses would take
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>>165324541
4 player is a dead category, lowest time printed is 46 minutes any% wr is 16:16
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>>165324594
You're not wrong.
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>>165324541
literally no previous runs of 4 player co-op
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>>165324594
they want it to look cool
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>>165324541
dont think much of it. its a category that gets rarely run.
its no different than playing through a game nobody has played before and saying you have the WR in it when you beat it.
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Don't eat tomorrow goy, donate that money instead!
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>2D speedrun
Damage boosting, warps and zips, definitely brand new and exciting, *yawn*
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I need my coffee you piece of shit, stop trying to take it away from me
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>>165324880
>being 12
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>>165324880
haha epic
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huey was fucking hot holy shit
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Couldn't tell if that guy was intentionally dead panning or not but that was a pretty enjoyable 4 minutes and 27 seconds
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>peaches at 4 AM EST
uyama did this personally didn't he
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>>165324880
>3d speedrun
>it's a let's play
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>3D speedrun
Out of bounds, fucking up QTEs with lenient windows, glorified let's play, *yawn*
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>>165325132
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>>165324314
>he's getting back into speedrunning so he gets back a platform to shit on people in the community being retarded
Oh Goose
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$28k out of $100k for the sans fight
think we can make it??
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>>165325252
Is there any other reason to speedrun?
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>>165325280
the fanboys will no doubt come flocking in at some point
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I'm in fucking tears lads
AwfulGDQ is so fucking amazing
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>>165324880
>Everything interesting about speedruns bores me
Go back to /v/
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How come many real runs got declined in favor of all this indie shit in the schedule?
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>´Bible game
Christianity is a fucking joke
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>>165325406
old boy's network
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>twitch memes in background
shut it down
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>>165325453
but most of the indie games are ran by literal whos
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>>165325441
islam is just hardcore christianity
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>>165325647
yeah which is why it and the prophet (pbuh) is not pathetic
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Wally keeps telling me /srg/ is dead is that true ????
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>haha 2016 was such a bad year
gas all normies
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>>165325776
uhh srg has been dead for years
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>>165325383
It's missing one game...Glover
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"It's been stressful lately to run against my PB"
Is saboom the biggest bitch in speedrunning at the moment?
This is the game guy who has quit speedrunning forever at least 5 times, made a big song and dance about removing his sub button only to get it back and grinded out games for months and months only to fail to reach his goal and quit in shame.
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>>165325806
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>>165324880
>3d speedrun
>walk backwards and clip through geometry
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Remember guys, get hype!;)
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What does the T&C stand for?
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>"Donating my last 5 bucks for the greater good"
>Announcer eating it up
>"Remember EVERY DOLLAR COUNTS don't get that coffee tomorrow that might help you actually get through tomorrow, donate it to """"""charity"""""""
>"PLZ GUISE EVERY LAST DOLLAR COUNTS"
>Uyama wringing his hands in glee as hoovering up the last few bucks out of some guy living off of ramen for his Hooknose Fund
this is why I adblock and mute in between runs
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>>165325864
>canned clapping
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>>165325846
Implying thats Sm64 is bad for llbj
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>>165325914
Town and Country.
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>>165326065
I could never do shit in that game as a kid
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>>165326098
Same here. But I remember that box art and I don't know why.
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>little to no donations being read
>short and sweet games
>crowd is hype
>okay commentary
the "awful" games block is the only time fun is allowed
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>>165326098
Surfing was miserable
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>you can do all donations
>no donations are read
Is there any better feeling? Thank god
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>>165326162
And its late at night so the rules are probably just a bit more lax.
But yeah, the short games are the best ones. Fuck those 1+hr long runs. The Batman: AC one was awful.
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They made a game about Funky Kong?
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They made a game about Harambe?
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B L A C K E D
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502 CREW
LMAO
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>tfw no human girlfirend called Barbie
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Is Bluegrass here this year?
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>>165326484
>tfw no gorilla boyfriend named Thrilla
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>tfw squid has a gf and you don't
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>>165326581
squid is a cute monkey!
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>guy said he'd upload his edobean folder
>wait patiently
>he doesn't
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>>165324074
>>165324157
Redpill me on this meme.
Are they pretending to get donations from someone or what is going on here?
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>>165326634It's Edobean herself posting the pictures
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>>165326831
GDQ is a money laundering/tax evasion scheme
On top of the charity being a complete joke and having no involvement in actual cancer research
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I love you man
Thank you
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Am I fucking crazy or does some guy sound like BlueGlass?
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>>165326853
i wish
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>>165326953
You're hearing things. I mean, I'm not Mike Uyama but I have it on a very reliable source that Blueglass is not banned he is just very busy and can't ever come and be on camera I mean look I let DS Dad be on camera and read donations Blueglass is totally fine!
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excellent run!
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>>165326634
You've been rused my friend
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>>165327042
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>>165326921
that makes a lot of sense.
Already imagined the money would be going into someone's pocket other than Mr. Shekelberg the CEO of the "Cancer" Foundation
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>>165327052
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>>165327076
zang!
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((((((((Anomymous))))))))) donations
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that was a waynes world reference
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>>165327187
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Do rice crispies go bad?
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>>165327187
oh behave
very shagadellic
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are you comfy?
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>"you successfully guilt-tripped me into donating!"
DIAF
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>No BlueGlass
>No Cirno
>No TriHex
>No SpikeVegeta
>TumblrTale closing out the AGDQ
>No cool Rhythm game showcases
This might be the worst AGDQ of all time
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lack is so fucking based
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>>165327346
Spike has been around doing interviews and announcing and shit.
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>>165327346
SpikeVegeta is at AGDQ being a tremendous faggot, though.
Also Trihex isn't a speedrunner anymore
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>>165327303
why is that nu-male on the left looking at me
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>>165327052
i wanna be that alpacasso
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>>165327117
is this a meme or is there proof of the donations being fake?
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>>165327346
seriously where is Blueglass. personally I always hated his laugh but he is tradition ffs
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>>165327509
hi
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>>165327516
Kept away by work
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>>165327509
Its a meme but one of the GDQ's had a very suspicious amount of 1000 dollar donations so incentives got met and they broke last years numbers.
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>>165327509
keep a look out on the tracker and wait for the last day
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>all these "anonymous" donations coming in during (((Big Nose))) The Caveman
Kinda tingles your brain, doesn't it?
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>>165327509
>big ass anonymous donations
>not taking credit
>not picking certain incentives
>biggest explosion towards the end of the event
rly maks m3 tink
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>>165327546
alright fair enough. i was worried the memes were true and he was actually banned or some shit
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Jew me, sue me
Everybody do me
Kick me, kike me
Don't you black or white me
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>>165327620
really bamboozles my shnoozle
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>>165327647
Yeah that's suspicious af i know, i just wanted to know if there was any spicy memeable drama linked to this
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Daily reminder if you have a sense of humour or personality you are banned from GDQs
Do they ban permanently or just for a year?
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rise to vote sir
do geese see god
may a moody baby doom a yam
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>>165327720
(((benzodiazepine intoxication)))
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Whos this nancy boy on the left and why does he sound like a 12 year old girl?
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post the best 3 memes this marathon has produced and no one gets hurt
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>>165327773
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>>165327936
there haven't been any memes aside of *sniff*
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>Big McLargeHuge
How can you fuck this up so bad?
Its Big McHugeLarge.
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>>165327936
C H E C K P O I N T
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>>165327346
>spikev is there
>trihex doesn't run anymore
>hating on any game because of tumblr
lol ur jst a fag senpai.
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>>165327936
>sniffs
>top nep
>trump hat
there, now fuck off
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Wheres the source for the guy that "sniffed" some females chair?
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>>165327936
*sniff*
CHECKPOINT
Mighty No. 9
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>>165328095
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>>165328095
last thread, just ctrl+f
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>>165328095
They didn't really do it it's just cropped that way and now meme shitters have run it into the floor for attention
We're not allowed to have any jokes to ourselves now
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>>165328095
He was picking up a bottle. By the time he got to the chair I couldn't smell anything anyway.
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>>165327936
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>>165328195
>By the time he got to the chair I couldn't smell anything anyway.
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>>165328195
fuck off, mozart
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>>165328195
fuck, how do you edit posts again?
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>>165328170
>>165328176
>>165328219
>People unironically do this
What the literal fuck
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>>165328315
idk, it makes it extra pathetic that it wasnt even a spur of the moment thing either, he started to get up, looked over at her, saw she wasnt getting up yet and then just waits until she starts to get up, doing things like itching his ear and hand drumming on his thighs like he is just impatiently waiting
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This is beyond doubt the worst rhythmic clapping I've ever heard in my life. Completely independent of the game music.
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>>165328428
I bet he speedran to the toilet to get his fap in
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>>165328315
>people unironically believe this
memes aside, he was just picking up a coke bottle that had rolled back behind his chair. hes too much of a fatass to bend over that far while sitting.
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>>165328315
>not wanting to smell a hot girl's chair when you know it's got that pussy stank on it
are you gay or something?
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can you imagine going to the event and then doing nothing but spouting shit on twitter?
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>>165328170
>>165328176
>>165328219
Do we know who is that semen demon?
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>>165328463
for how much they love it, americans are really terrible at clapping
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>>165328542
some random uggo apparently, the upclose shot of her face people posted last thread was pretty bad
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Oh btw Thanks for providing source anons, y'all the best
I would have sniffed it too familia
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>>165328507
and you just know this guy has some kind of photographic olfactory memory, he just stores that shit in his catalog
>he has that shit for LIFE
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>>165328514
can you imagine claiming you're at the event when you're not and the doing nothing but spouting shit on twitter?
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>>165328673
shitposting on twitter, twitch and irl is an artform
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>>165328723
not really, you just tend to look like a faggot
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>>165327773
first offense is 1 year ban. 2nd offense is permanent. if you do something really horrendous it's just permanent.
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>>165328505
>implying he didnt put the second coke bottle under his chair so he had an excuse to bend down
a true sniffer thinks beyond the sniff
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>>165328590
Did you just ruse me? I went through the whole thread and didn't see shit.
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>>165328816
seriously, this is a man that was operating with a motive and executing a plan, he almost fucked up by standing up too early, but salvaged it by just sitting back down and killing time until she was ready to leave, then the time to attack was nigh
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>>165328590
There's no picture in the last thread
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>>>/d/7200033
Edobean according to /srg/
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Why would you settle for sniffing a dirty chair when there's honey-soaked orgies going on in every other room?
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is this the sniff meme?>>165328219
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>>165329068
edobean is a short fat mexican chick that dresses like velma and has a totally fake voice that sounds like a 4 year old girl
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Oh shit this is the guy who ran Pepsi Man
Fuck yes
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>>165329068
>>165329123
i want tohug__her
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>>165329123
You left out the part where she has enormous breasts and the amount of tension they place on her bra could solve the world's energy crisis
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>>165329106
what else would it be?
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https://pvplive.net/c/donsvenne-on-growth-fun-and-esports-in-speedrun
- I only speedrun good games (which usually also means well-known games) but also some bad games
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/ourguy/ peaches up next
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>>165329309
>big boobs on a fat chick
huh, really makes you think
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Any juicy speeddrama from the last 12 hours?
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This run is pretty cozy.
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>>165329397
>fat
Edobean literally has an hourglass figure
I'm sure that anon who has 200 pictures of her will post one
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ABORT
ABORT
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>>165329386
based
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>>165329397
>fat
she's not fat, you dipshit
her hips are bigger than her waist
her ass is powerful as fuck
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BLACKED
L
A
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K
E
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>>165329459
You got it!
Shapely!
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>>165329492
nice roids
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>>165329397
>fat
Yeah what an absolute whale
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what an abomination
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>>165329584
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>>165329597
that pic is old as fuck, I'm pretty sure
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>>165329459
>literally hourglass
even amongst other hambeasts she doesnt look like she has an hourglass body
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>>165329582
DK is pure and only fuckswrinkly
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>>165329597
>that cellulite
she sure is ***thin***
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>>165329309
>and the amount of tension they place on her bra could solve the world's energy crisis
top kek
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>>165329459
>200 pictures
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>>165329648
forgot picture
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>>165329624
Heh...... Nice try kid................ but in that picture she isn't........... fat................ so how................ could she ever be.............. fat...............?
Sorry for................... demolishing................. your entire world view.................. in one post..................
*teleports away*
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oh boy it's everyone favorite fat gay furry diaper mormon!
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>that haHAA donation
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>why wolf quest
I'm a homosexual furry
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>>165329508
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqWVOY40oBw
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>you run, you find a wife, you have puppies
All things brossentia can't do!
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>>165329717
That doesn't mean anything man
In one picture taken at an unspecified time when she might've had a corset or some other stomach binding on, she didn't look obese so she's clearly not fat according to him
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>>165329068
Why is /d/ so shit?
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>>165329717
( breasts)
..(waist)
.(..hips..)
>hurr durr she's not a REAL hourglass
The girl's like 3'11" give her a break
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>>165329778
>beat starts
>Muzzah on dah beee
I fucking hate that nigger DJ Mustard.
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blechy is at least 60% neck
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>>165329459
>Edobean literally has an hourglass figure
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>>165329907
Don't bully.
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>>165329907
blechy is 100% based
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>>165329860
>whiteknighting some fat cunt on an anonymous board
how cucked can one man be?
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>>165329582
>not capping that pic with "Donkey Kong Came"
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>>165329907
Leave Blechy alone
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Would you play Wolf Quest "multiplayer" with Brossentia?
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Wow, I sure love interviews at 4am.
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>>165330059
i'd let him wolf me irl
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this is nice
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>200 pics
I have61 picsI'll make an upload before the end of he thon
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>>165330059
i'd play wolfquest multiplayer with edobean
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O U R
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B O I
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P E A C H E S
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>>165330107
jesus christ anon
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>>165330107
could you delete this?
thanks
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>>165330107
yamete kudasai
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>>165330119
you won't meme me again
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no memes, just dreams
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>>165329908
I like your style.
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when is disgaea getting speedrun
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how fucking far has serg fallen from the beneziaa days fucking edobean for fucking real
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>>165330273
unflattering
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>>165330273
Nice chins.
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>>165330273
>She's not fat
>Has a double chin
Wow really got my neurons firing.
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>>165330307
>a whale for T H I C C
really makes you think
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>>165330296
Jokes aside, I think the Prinny game was run at a marathon
Or maybe I just dreamt that
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why do people donate outside of the u.s, the country with the highest cancer research funding in the world. idiots.
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>this hardcore begging for donations
does jewyama owe some loansharks or something
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>>165330392
>he thinks donations go to fund cancer research
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>>165330273
i need it
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>>165330410
>watching a fundraiser
>'gawd why are they begging for money so much'
what did he meme by this???
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>>165330392
>Cancer research is the same as cancer prevention
I have some news for you, anon.
>>
>AGDQ retweeted my generic tweet
Sorry guys.....guess I'm too cool for you.......see you later chumps
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>there are idiots emptying their 2 digit bank account to have 90% of it sent to people's pockets and the other 10% goes towards printing pamphlets telling people not to eat radioactive materials
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tfw setup time has to be longer than the run even when it comes to a 30 min estimate
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>>165330590
>trump supporting tranny that plays league of legends
quell surprise
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>>165330606
>I'm posting on 4chan to let people know I'm way smarter than these people!
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>drag runner out of orgy pile
>stick controller in ham fists
>turn on tv
does setup really need to take hours?
>>
Heybb just woke up any interesting runs? went to bed during megaman6
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>>165330750
halo 2
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>tfw really tired and want to go to sleep but i don't want to miss catechumen either
>>
my boy p_
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why is the problem always the fucking SOUND
>>
>game audio is literally a speaker placed next to a microphone
am i dreaming?
>>
mdickie speedrun when
>>
dead game
>>
>>165331007
ucci
>>
Top quality stream
>>
holy shit this game hauls ass
>>
>peaches is still alive
>peaches isn't banned
neat
>>
our boi himself
>>
literally any game would have been better than this
what the fuck
>>
How come they run all these christian games, but no muslim games? Who organized this event? Are they trying to make it seem like Muslims are too dumb to make video games?
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>>165331219
just die
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>>165331236
Yes, the only invented the goat and loli fucker game so far and it is analogous.
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>>165331236
Vidya is Haram.
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>>165331236
>muslims
>making vidya
those cucks aren't even allowed to depict their pedo god without being beheaded
>>
>>165314767
what?
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>>165331301
>muh uber obscure shitty game from 30 years ago its so bad its funnay x)))
back to reddlt faggot
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>>165331404
This game actually looks like a nice speedgame though.
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>>165331236
Unearthed: Trail of Ibn Battuta speedrun when?
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>>165331390
Founders of Crytek are sandpeople from turkey, don't know if the are muslims or decent peoples.
>>
how drunk was peaches when he decided to run this
>>
Peaches is our boy marathonshitters can you not please
>>
>sacrificing time to show off a dumb joke
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>>165331480
Well they sold out and went from making games that can attain revolutionary technical prowess on PC to making console exclusives with "better graphics than PC"
do you consider this decent people?
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>>165331404
>he doesn't know p
just die
>>
I just tuned in, hows the setup this year? Is it as NO FUN ALLOWED as usual or worse?
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>>165331485
He managed to make an entire room go Awoo so no matter what happens this run is a success in my mind.
God this game is shit though.
>>
>>165331732
No MAGA hats allowed.
>>
>>165331732
Worse by about 200% on last year.
I hate to even think what it is going to be like next year if they keep making more money.
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>>165331853
Nice shop
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the last boss in this game actually sounds cool as fuck on an actual play through without this constant saving and reloading
>>
wow that was really, really boring
>>
based p__
>>
>>165331853
What transphopic jokes have been made?
>>
>peaches has a gf
>has friends
yeah "our guy"
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>>165331951
They banned anyone making any "Did you just assume X's gender?" jokes.
2 people have already had their card punched for it.
>>
>>165331352
>Yes, they only invented the goat and loli fucker game
Haha can you link so we can all like make fun of it haha
>>
>tfw i can finally go to sleep
:)
>>
>>165331906
Yeah the game actually looks pretty cool.
>>
One of the best so far but no surprise
>>
that game looked awesome, I think I'm going to play it
>>
>>165332103
I bet you a tin of peaches you never actually do.
>>
>>165332103
Yeah I think I'll check it out as well
>>
>>165331525
>>sacrificing time to show off a dumb joke
its the awful block. none of it matters... its an exhibition you sperglord. its all about fucking around.
no one actually cares about having the WR in shit games like catechuman or dk5
>>
Who is this announcer?
>>
>>165332152
>no one actually cares about having the WR in shit games like catechuman or dk5
a record is a record baby
>>
>>165332056
Source?
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>>165332132
I put it on the bottom of my backlog list which I will totally get to
>>
Female announcer, well time to leave.
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>>165332176
Ocarina of Time 3D run for one.
Was funny seeing all the people complaining about the joke on twitter.
>>
brossentia is the worst kind of autist
>>
>>165332172
https://twitter.com/Purpleghostkasp
>>
did he got fatter again
>>
>>165332103
yeah, makes me want to play quake again.
>>
>>165332271
They have built this run up a lot it better be good.
>>
This is not comfy at all.
>>
awoo :3
>>
Dragondarch is on the couch?
Who is he? I haven't seen him without his 90cm beard.
>>
>>165332289
Only one announcer I care about.
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>>165332289
https://twitter.com/Purpleghostkasp/status/819472738855354368
kek
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>>165332380
Klaige is sleeping post awoo.
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so is there dog dick or what
>>
how horny is brosentia right now?
>>
>>165332382
far left
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Guys, is that the architect?
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prevent bowser foundation
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Why don't you pol shitters get mad about this blatant furry recruitment propaganda huh
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>>165332448
Thanks
Do you, by any chance, know if he still runs Castlevania games?
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this guy's a fag
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>>165332481
Or is it the architects son?
He's so big, just like him. Holy fuck
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>>165332425
is she /ourgal/ ?
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>>165332535
furries are passé
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>>165332535
Furries are redpilled.
>>
They really beefed up security for this event.
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>>165332563
NO SHIT
He's a fursuiter and his bf is a diaperfur
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>>165332435
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>>165332618
Holy shit, really?
I thought he was running this game as a joke
>>
take a shot every time a runner or commentator says "RNG"
and then die
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>>165332616
i sneaked in
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>>165332650
>he didn't know
I love cakebois
>>
"Dispersal male? Noooooo! Run away! Run away!"
"Dispersal male! No! Go away! I hate you!"
HOMOPHOBIC SHITLORD
>>
>>165332650
Oh yes.
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>the holocaust didnt happen, but it should havebe
Jesus christ can, he say that??
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BROSSENTIA WILD DREAMSSSSS
AGDQ 2017: TRANNIES AND FURRIES EDITION DEAL WITH IT CIS SCUM
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yiff in hell
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>>165332736
very good post
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P e e S t r a t s
e
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S
t
r
a
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s
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Wow a homophobe AND a racist
>>
>see this guy for the first time on camera
>immediately think "wow, what a faggot"
>check /srg/
>turns out he's actually gay and a furry
lel
>>
>>165332761
inside every fat nerd is a kawaii anime girl trying desperately to escape
>>
>you have to drown the puppies
Jesus Christ
>>
I wonder if he bought the wolf moon shirt for the run or if he owned it already
>>
This run is getting better by the minute
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>runner wearing a 3 wolf moon shirt
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>drowns a white puppy
>then drowns a black puppy
This is the kind of race equality we need
>>
>>165332868
don't let /b/ know that this guy is abusing virtual animals
>>
>>165332874
hehe
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this game is sadistic
>>
He's getting banned, right? Promoting puppy killing, etc.
A shame, since he's actually doing pretty alright with such a shitty game.
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>>165332739
REMOVE HORROR
>>
>swearing is not allowed
>drowning puppies is encouraged
>>
oh no
>>
The music for this game is actually pretty good.
>>
TRIGGERED
>>
DROWN THE FAT ONE
>>
AWOO~
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>tfw
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>>165332973
>>165332990
Guys. The puppy isn't real. It's a video game. Done fast.
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it's finished
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>No jet force gemini run
end me
>>
Who's reading the donations?
>>
How the hell was the furry the best runner so far?
>>
Probably wasting my time, but worth saying
The runners are having fun. A significant chunk of the viewership is having fun. Those of us with disposable incomes and a predisposition to donate to charity are having fun
You know what a lot of us don't find fun? Constant racist chat spam and vitriol filled behavior.
Since late 2015 we have had GDQ running on the conference room TV at work during the various events. A lot of managers and older people, as well as younger, come by to watch it and often donate on the spot (I have seen more than a few 1 or 2k donations from managers that we pay WAY too much for what they do).
You know what turns people off? A lot of the "fun" that people want: chat that we have to explain is just 4chan (Twitch lets us hide that now though, so yay), audiences that are constantly throwing stuffed animals around, runners that basically have a stroke on camera and start talking about committing suicide, etc.
Whereas, watching intelligent and passionate people play games at a high level of skill is appealing. Hearing semi-professional commentary (so not screaming "KAPPA!!!" every two seconds) is appealing. Seeing the games we love be destroyed is appealing.
And GDQ continues to do that, which is why they continue to do great work for charity.
>>
>>
>normalfags watching stream just write it off as "he just likes dogs alot"
umm no he likes filling those dogs with cum
>>
>>165332973
>>165332990
they barely go an hour during these GDQs without the announcer talking about killing animals greetings from germany though
>>
>>165333112
I don't remember the year, the game or the runner. But one year a runner was doing a deathwarps in some game and while he was doing so he was saying shit like "I'm gonna kill myself real quick here" or something similar.
He got banned.
>>
At least the trannies don't fucking run revolution 69 or whatever that trash was called I don't know why that furshit was kosher with you
>>
>>165333198
How was he the best?
>>
You have 12.7 seconds to prove you're an oldboi
>>
>>165333257
That poster is clearly a furfag.
>>
>>165333291
I remember when Brossentia would actually come to /srg/ to try and force himself as a member
>>
>>165333220
that was the most spergy run I've seen in my time
>>
>>165333238
I actually want them to """"speed""""run Revolution 60 as a joke because the PC version is literally the most excruciatingly slow game you can get
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What's this guy's story?
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>>165333291
I remember when haHAA wasn't b&
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>>165333208
nice try PCF shill
>>
>>165333326
what guy?
>>
dick
>>
>>165333220
>>165333316
Was it Crash bandicoot 2?
God that was awful
>>
>>165333220
Because he made that same joke a dozen times, then crashed the game on purpose so he couldn't finished the run and then said he was going to kill the entire audience. No shit he got banned
>>
>>165333291
I remember when I was a boy.
>>
>>165333208
nice reddit pasta lul
>>
>>165333291
rip jmatt and 2a
>>
>>165333326
I don't see anyone
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>>165333314
Hey was just spying for mono mike in the end can you believe serg was relevant enough for that once
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>>165333291
I'm not an oldboi
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>>165333291
ResidentSleeper = Drunk Biinny
>>
>>165333326
he's my bf
>>
>>165333291
I remember and enjoyed SMK run going ultra wrong every single time
>>
is this run good?
>>
>>165333208
>chat that we have to explain is just 4chan
why wouldn't you just run it in fullscreen, thus negating the chat altogether?
>audiences that are constantly throwing stuffed animals around
this virtually never happens and even when/if it does, whats to explain? there is nothing offensive or jarring about that. most people would barely notice it. the crowd takes up an incredible small portion of the screen...
>runners that basically have a stroke on camera and start talking about committing suicide, etc.
also virtually never happens...
just fullscreen and mute it. literally all your problems solved.
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>>165333326
>Camo Index: 90%
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this guy is creepy looking
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This guy is actually pretty fucking funny, you'd not expect that from a guy who looks like a mix between post-golden age brendan fraser and steve buscemi
>>
>>165333528
no dats ur reflection
xD
>>
>>165333528
That's a mean thing to say.
>>
>>165333208
Managers dont donate, nice try
>>
Is this awful it seems all right to me
>>
Kickstarter strikes again
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>>165333564
>>165333502
>>165333364
>>165333338
Here's a thought: Go to a football game and start a chant of "ook ook ook, fucking <hard N>" and see what happens
Actually, please don't. Because sports events are also audience moderated. They are just more self moderated. And when they do spill over, law enforcement get involved.
The problem is that twitch chat is basically what happens if a sporting event is attended almost exclusively by 4chan. And if it happens to look like an even stupider version of a klan rally, there is probably a reason.
I'm going to let you in on a little secret:
If you associate with racist and toxic little shits, people assume you are one. If you must associate with them, make it clear that your memes are cheeky and fun (not really) whereas theirs are mean and hurtful (yup).
Believe it or not, but people judge you on your actions, not your intents. If you want to be judged on the latter, make them clear in your actions
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>>165333220
And Hitler just organised a few summercamps
>>
>>165333291
I remember when speeddemosarchive was relevant
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>>165333615
><hard N>
This is how I know it's reddit pasta
even when they're not using it in a derogatory manner they will be scared of typing out nigger
>>
this game looks a lot like wind waker
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>>165333291
I was there.
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>>165333291
I'm not from /pol/
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>>165333615
Do you understand where you're posting and the people on average that will read your posts?
>>
>>165333615
>Go to a football game and start a chant of "ook ook ook, fucking <hard N>" and see what happens
People usually chant worse at the football games I go to
Then again I'm Eastern European
>>
>>165333615
literally none of that changes the fact that running agdq in fullscreen blocks the chat... old people can't even follow that waterfall of text and emotes anyway.
fullscreen and mute. done.
>>
>>165333615
True but <hard N> makes me laugh
>>
>this pot is gonna get me high
B A N N E D
>>
choke in progress
>>
>>165333857
>This trick is 100% consistent
>>
>AGDQ PC is such trash that it does drop inputs like crazy
>>
K I C K S T A R T E R
>>
Thought this was that yogventures game at first for some reason
>>
>>165333926
Weird mistake by you, this game is actually released.
>>
any good runs thus far? Or shit like sgdq?
>>
>>165334005
Halo 2 was good
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>>165334005
there's been some good stuff. almost an even amount of bad:good from what I've seen
>>
I feel like 2/3 people sitting on the sofa in runs are there for no reason, the third knows about the game.
>>
CHOKE
>>
>>165334030
lol
>>
>>165334005
I enjoyed Pacman World but I really like the game
>>
>>165334005
Ape Escape 2
Doom 2016
Castlevania
Castlevania IV
Rondo of Blood
>>
banned
>>
>>165334203
halo was a joke answer btw
>>
>>165334107
This has been a trend since like 2013. Couch used to be more vocal in the past, it wasn't constantly talking for most games, but it did comment here and there. Asking relevant shit too, instead of spouting memes.
>>
>>
>thanks game
>>
mercy kill this runnnnnn
>>
>>165334251
And then Cosmo ruined it with his legendary spergout
>>
>>165334251
2017 AGDQ can't handle the bants.
>>
why doesn't he save after getting the trick?
>>
>>165334309
He had a spergout on couch?
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>>165334292
Seriously this is depressing
>>
Tfw missing the run due to uni.
>>
>>165334370
he paused the Wind Waker run at AGDQ 2013 to put Mirrored in a headlock, they had to bring in like 3 security guys to break it off and they pulled Mirrored away, Cosmo was still taking swings at him as he was being taken out
>>
This run is so shit..
>>
>>165334426
is this real
>>
CHOKE OF THE CENTURY
>>
>>165334457
if only
>>
>>
>>165334426
But why?
>>
>>165334493
Mirrored kept calling Link a "he"
>>
>recommending ESA vods
now he's gonna get banned so hard
>>
>>165334426
Oh you mean that. I just rewatched it again, it's just him being a weird faggot rather than a real spergout.
>wahh you're not letting me talk :((
so just talk
how autistic do you have to be to feel like you're being drowned out in a conversation that isn't even a conversation, but one person occasionally reading donations and one person commenting on your gameplay?
Like he's even in the position where he's the authority in the situation. He could literally just speak over people and they'd accept it. Instead he just never talks and then whines about people not letting him talk.
Thinking about that, I can see why he feels like a girl. What a whiny bitch
>>
>>165334557
But what if Zelda was a girl?
>>
asscancer was cured in Germany
>>
>>165334426
>>165334601
We're going to need a link.
>>
>>165334557
DON'T ASSUME LINK'S GENDER SHITLORD
>>
So what food goes best with binge watching? Mexican, indian or pizza?
>>
>>165334675
Pizza obviously if you're white.
>>
>>165334675
pizza, easiest to eat whilst watching something
>>
>there was nothing I could do about that
>it's completely random!!
>Jumps into a block
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>>165334675
>>165334696
>>165334710
Probably the one that won't send you to the can every 90 seconds.
>>
>>165334675
Pizza definitely.
No cutlery, no focus and no hurry required. Maximum comfy.
>>
>>165334675
Get one with Ham, sweetcorn, chillis and brocolli
>>
wew lad
>>
>>165334675
mexican AND pizza OpieOP
>>
>>165334005
>>165334203
batman arkham city and halo 2 were amazing
>>
>check out ESEA
absolutely GONE
>>
that single clap
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>>165334802
>halo 2
lawl
no
>>
What controllers work on Project64? I wonder if the gamecubecontroller sm4sh adapter works.
>>
>>165334724
>not being used to spicy food
git gud
>>
>>165334815
denied
>>
they're trying to get him to fuck off
>>
Hes getting told to get off for a donation incentive.
Lads I'm laughing.
>>
>>165334849
pajeet
>>
>another fucking run of this game
>>
Omg this run is killing me
>>
is this guy literally autistic?
>>
>>165334867
What's happening? I can't watch right now, please update me.
>>
Why is it still going
>>
start the clock over boys we're in for round 2
>>
end me now
>>
STAPH
>>
>>165334913
Theres a credits warp. Took like 2 minutes total.
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its
STILL
GOOINNGGG
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>165334913
He sniffed his own chair on stream
>>
Can anyone recommend me a good ab workout? thanks x
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>>165335007
Try laughing a bit
>>
>>165334976
>>165334987
Fuck!
What game?
I'm in a lecture, send help!
>>
>Turok
>L4D
>Nightfire
Fuckkkkkk finally some good games coming up
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>this dude runs a shitty game that's sort of interesting to look at and takes 30 minutes to speedrun with decent, not terrible, commentary
>wahhh I want this run to end, this guy is autistic and looks creepy!
>gay furfaggot runs a funny meme game XD with wolves
>haha, this run keeps getting better!
What's going on with /srg/ today
>>
>>165334675
Are you a hot girl?
Then mexican
>>
>>165335035
Dark Souls: Wind Waker of Skyrim
>>
>>165335035
Tell your professor if he's so smart why is he teaching dumb students like (You)
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I knew most gamers are super awkward as is. but god, these runners are on a whole new level...
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>>165335062
I need to go for a wank though
L4D will be boring unless there are lots of interesting skips and glitches desu
>>
>>165335076
Business as usual.
>>
>>165335062
Why is everyone obsessed with Turok when Turok 2 is so much better?
>>
>>165335076
wolfquest was great. don't project your latent homosexuality on us, my dude
>>
>>165335154
nys you pos
>>
>>165335096
So we get smrt.
>>165335094
Loved that game.
>>
>>165335115
IIRC L4D TASes are GOAT while a regular run is fucking boring
>>
>>165335035
Cornerstone. It's a bad WW ripoff and the runner fucked up a fair amount of tricks and got bad rng. After he finished he went to copy a NG+ save file to do an any% run but you could tell someone was trying to get him to leave and let the next runner set up because he looked off screen and said something like "This will only take like a minute"
>>
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>keep curing the cancer, guys! Here's my money so you can keep curing the evil cancer!
>pcf
If only they knew how things really are...
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>>165335238
Remember the L4D2 run with four people from last year?
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>>165335239
How embarrassing.
Thank you for that summary.
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>NO
AHAHAHAHAHAH
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lmao
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I can't believe that SLUT of an announcer rejected my lunch invitation like that
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Did someone really do the same donation again?
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>>165335301
You mean the let's play?
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>>165335384
Yes
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>>165335384
Yes
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>fat girl rejecting free lunch
Fake
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>a fedora
For fucks sake
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>live in not american
>donate to charity to help americans
huh
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>"the ness"
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>The Ness
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fedora swag 100%
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Who on the couch was talking? Nobody's fucking mouth was moving
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This is still Awful Games Done Quick, huh
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don't laugh about my fedora
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So glad I was born at a time when games didn't look like this shit. Ugh
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>>165335709
hey kiddo
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Fedora's are classy and fashionable
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>>165335062
Damn I was going to bully the turok guy because he submitted with a really terrible time but it seems that he shaped up.
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>>165335772
He lacks neckbeard, sandals and katana for 100% fashion
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>>165335507
>>165335510
welcome to how it's pronounced :D
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>Tfw voice so hot seeing her picture would ruin it
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>>165335909
She's qt
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>>165335507
>any-ass
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>>165335909
post it
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>>165335895
>>165335945
it's called the nintendo
its successor is called the super nintendo
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>>165335909
https://twitter.com/Purpleghostkasp
she's not bad
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>>165335932
pls post
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>>165336001
the chin tho
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I hate when people talking about the speed game """community""""
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>>165336115
>I hate when I have to acknowledge that 4chan isn't the will of speedrunning
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so much skill in this run holy shit
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Reply to this post ONLY when the run is over please!
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>>165336272
haha fuck you
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This is really, really boring.
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>>165336272
Im not even watching the stream
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>>165336365
Speedrunning or this game?
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>>165336414
huh?
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>>165336115
I like it when they talk about a specific game's "community" when it's just them and maybe 2 or 3 people on the internet
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>this chatbot spam
top
k
e
k
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>>165336272
Anon the run is over!
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>>165336272
How much of a cuck would you have to be to fap to preggo porn?
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>bore-run
>it was a PB
holy heck I can't imagine how boring his normal runs are
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>>165336491
thanks!!
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>>165336460
what is it? i have chat closed
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"That's a new personal best!"
>Run takes no skill.
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>>165336001
she's got a face i could pop a load on
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>all the people in chat getting banned during Black Knight 2000 song for emoting
kek
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>Space Harrier
MUH FUCKING DICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK THIS MUSIC
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>>165336690
got perm banned for not even posting anything bad
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>>165336742
>1 game, 100 yen
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Shemnue speedrun when?
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>>165336495
>I've never knocked up a girl
After I knocked up my wife both our libido's went through the roof. Something about a pregnant woman is just hot.
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>>165336875
Real talk I know people have sex when pregnant but you ever worried your dick might touch the baby?
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>>165336930
It will get plenty touching later anyway ;^)
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4 people on couch for such a shitter game and 0 on the couch for other runners who at least ran a better game than this.
:(
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>>165336930
>Ain't no pussy like one impregnated
>A pussy made for nutting in, I could never hate it
>A swoll pussy hole is the best on earth
>And a big dick helps make an easy childbirth
>I love the big titties but I hate the taste of milk
>And a bigger, fatter ass on my dick is smooth as silk
>Now if she got a boy, it ain't fun
>But if she got a girl, then it's two pussies for the price of one
>And if the belly's all stacked
>I'll put the ho on all four and hit the pussy from the back
>I'm fucking all over the womb
>Now I move your baby to the side so I can get a little room
>I love to fuck them pregnant hoes
>Your baby's sneezing out nuts because I bust one in his nose
>So when your little child is born
>I bet the motherfucker tell you pregnant pussy got it going on
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no this is my jam.
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>>165337054
I don't get it
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I missed the Halo 2 run, what was so bad about it? I know the guy running it probably didn't really give two shits since he has quit speedrunning, removed all his times from haloruns, and only showed up out of obligation, but what specifically made it bad?
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>PSA Announcement
is this guy retarded?
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Are the people talking friends? If not, it's quite awkward. :/
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>>165337250
fuck are you on about? halo 2 was based
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>>165337382
I hope you're joking
>death
>death
>LE CHECKPOINT X)
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cheeky cunts
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>>165337429
how's it hangin', reddit?
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>Monotone voice
>"Wow dude so sick dude new record dude wow dude."
>"Yeah man I know man new PB man so cool man."
CAN THESE ROBOTS FUCKING TALK WITH SOME INTONATION AND EMOTION?! I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF MONOTONE FAGGOTS.
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>>165337250
I thought it was really fun desu, good skill level and a game people watching have actually played
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>>165337474
>xbox gaylo kiddie
>calling someone else reddit
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>>165337492
dont bully our boi cfb
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>when you forget most people on /srg/ are too young to have played Turok and unironically think Halo 2 was a good run
ㅇㅅㅇ
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>"frogposter"
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>$15 from frogposter
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dumb frogposter
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>>165337492
its called deadpan humor or an attempt at it
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>>165337514
>cutefluffybunny
>he actually looks fucking ugly and like a serial rapist
lmao
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>>165337565
happy birthday son
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>>165337545
>when you realize /v/ kiddies here only for the marathon aren't even trying to hide their shame
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>>165337565
It's called trying to be ironic and edgy at all times, it is the typical response of north american college kid atheist virgins
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>>165337625
>speedrunners
>college
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>>165325864
There is literally nothing wrong with preparing the room to a hype moment
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If the girl reading these donations were 5'2 and about 80lbs she would be literally perfect
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Golden Sun is my favorite Final Fantasy rip off btw
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>>165337698
i'm pretty close to that bby
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>L4D run
>After the shit last time
Oh fuck me.
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where's our boy d?
why isn't he running bethoven for the gameboy
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>>165337572
cubeface is the only actually qt runner
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>>165337698
>5"2
Pleb
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l-letsa go
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Turok, one of my favorite childhood games.
Who's with me?
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3d games are so much more enjoyable to watch
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>staff starts the timer
>clap vigorously
lol american events
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Holy fuck I'm going to puke looking at this
Why does your character control like a speedboat?
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does the first Turok have a song as good as Port of Adia?
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>>165337757
>he invented dat boi
what a memester
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>>165337783
Cubeface is literally geoff without colored hair.
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>professional chef and speedrunner
That's actually really fitting, chefs are basically speedrunning the kitchen 24/7
>>165337854
I've been posting pic related randomly long before dat boi ruined it
I miss the old days when you could post shitty old gifs without being labeled a tumblr faggot
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feelsbadman :D
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>>165337545
wasn't a bad run.
maybe dont have such high standards for marathons featuring autistic hobbies?
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bawkbasoup is the best asmr runner
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>>165337961
SSBMStuff is also up there
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>I-I-I'm in 2nd place but it's n-n-nice to be here still
HAHAHAHAH WHAT A FUCKING KEK!
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what was the line?
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>>165338056
What world rekkys you got, man?
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>>165338114
Ocarine of Tima.
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>>165338114
I can cum in like 12 seconds from full flaccid
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>>165338056
Rude and uncalled for
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This Turok run is so comfy
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>>165338190
agreed
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>>165338161
Dude same, wanna show each other?
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SIMPLE GEOMETRY
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HEY
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god damn this runner needs some confidence
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>safe strats
M E R C Y K I L L
E
R
C
Y
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>the part where everything wants to block you, and get on your... nerds
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>Early stream
>Runner gets to meme with chat
>No shitty announcer to ruin the flow
Best run so far to be quite honest family members
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>>165338431
he said "nerves"
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>>165338478
And the game actually takes skill.
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Bawk is so chill on his channel he's nervous and/or tired. He's such a cool dude, though.
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BE STRONG STREAMER Vo VoHiYo Yo
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>>165338514
tab back in Bawk
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get you somebody that can do both
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>>165338514
seems nervous.. and it seems like a hardgame with a chance to a lot of deaths I would be super nervous to
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wew
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gayest runner this event
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H O L Y
M
O
L
L
Y
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slayer stream turok so I can forget this existed
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this shit is fucking INTENSE
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Is this dude going to start crying? He's such a weak beta faggot lol.
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>>165338656
nothing wrong with a good queen every now and then
>tfw he says YASSS and OH BABY
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>>165338656
>He wouldn't hunt Turok's dinosaur
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he's dying lmao
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bawk is gonna need lots of aftercare and cuddling once he finishes this run
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another anonymous 500 with no message wowie
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Tightest run so far
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he's absolutely flaming but his nerves make this fun
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oh god please dont fall through oh god *huff*
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>>165338898
/srg/ is so generous I'm proud of you guys.
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Most boring run. Most ugliest game. Most gayest runner that needs to take a chill pill.
lmao bring out the halo runs instead
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nice run, sweet game
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>When you start noticing your own verbal tics when you're talking and you're certain everyone notices so you try to avoid them but now you can barely talk
Fuck this got too real
Also, looks like Anonymous' deep pockets are coming in, I wonder if they'll hit 1 million again because of it. Sure do get a lot of big, mess ageless donations.
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>>165338956
word these graphics be whack
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KEEP THEM COMING
PLEASE
P L E A S E
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>>165338956
I like the aesthetics of this game desu
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KEEP'EM COMING
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>bossing around the donation girl
Oh god this is so awkward
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lmao he's bullying the reader so hard
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>>165338976
messageless donations*
fml
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This guy is hilarious.
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I have to do pillar jumps every day going to work and this run gave me ptsd
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BOI HE'S ONTO US
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>>165339069
is announcer fat irl?
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GREEDINGS FROM FINLAND :-DDDDD
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KEEP
EM
C O M I N G
O
M
I
N
G
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I was away for like 10 minutes and now he has some sort of railgun?
Did I miss out on something by never being able to play a single Turok game?
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>guy got so annoying last year running Resident Evil that he was specifically told by the staff and chat to stop his shit
Poetry.
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>>165339181
link?
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KEEP CUMMING
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>>165339181
what did he do last year?
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Poor Announcer
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>>165339154
Turok games were pretty cool, senpai. Seeds of Evil was one of my favorite N64 games, still stands up with atmosphere and interesting enemy design.
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>WE SHOULD HEAR MORE GREETINGS FROM GERMANY
Holy shit this runner is so fucking bad lol
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>>165339223
He kept repeating "LET'S-A-GO" every minute throughout the entire run. You can't imagine how fucking annoying that became.
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>being so autistic that you can't notice the delay between donations
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Am I the only one who likes this run?
/srg/ seems to shit on almost any run when it's not from one of O U R B O I S
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The AGDQ staff must be scrambling to pump out these donation messages, lmao
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>>165339287
best run so far desu
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does anyone actually say awesome irl
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worst run in the entire event along with mighty no 9
mercy kill this shit
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This guy is making the donation reading so awkward, holy shit.
I feel so bad for the reader. She was clearly sorting out donations to read while the guy goes
>let's go, keep em coming,
> we need to hear what the donators have to say,
>this is a charity dude,
>keep em coming, cmon you slut"
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>>165339287
Nah i'm loving it, bawkba is a cute autistic little shit
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>>165339287
I'm enjoying it a lot. I do remember this guy's LETSAGO being annoying last year, but he's doing much better here and also is displaying a lot of skill. Also seems like a nice guy who really enjoys what he's doing, even if he's nervous as shit.
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I hate his fucking gay voice. Sounds like a beta faggot.
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>>165339287
I liked it
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>>165339287
imo it was cool to see someone run something they actually like playing
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>>165339287
it was a good run. The donation part was a bit awkward though
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>>165339287
Great run. /srg/ hates fun.
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>>165339287
comfiest run so far, even if he's nervous as shit
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/srg/ btfo by /v/
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>>165339287
Just because we mock doesn't mean we're angry.
The run was good and the runner was the good kind of autistic.
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>>165339336
Considering how much they censor and outright ignore donation messages if they aren't "GREETINGS FROM GERMANY FIRST TIME DONATING WHAT A GREAT CAUSE DESTROY THIS GAME FROM MY CHILDHOOD", I agree with him.
You used to be able to meme with the runners when you donated, now this whole event is so fucking Disney it's absurd.
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is the 007 nightfire run any good? never seen it, remember playing the game as a kid tho
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>>165339496
>Just because we mock doesn't mean we're angry.
Makes sense
>>165339527
I, personally, find 007 runs very very boring but the speedrun community seems to like them a lot.
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you can't speedrun left 4 dead
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>>165339581
It is one of the few games where the run depends on HOW FAST YOU CAN KILL ALL THE ENEMEIS instead of LMAO RUN LMAO
Way funner IMO
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WHY do you people like this guy? He was infuriating to watch last year, annoying and autistic as fuck with his LETSAGO. He's just barely a tiny bit better now.
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>>165339527
I think there must be some OOB shit, because all the vehicle levels are basically on rails, and the rest of it is linear as fuck and seemed quite a bit longer than the time they've got allocated for it
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>>165339431
Are there people who hate games they're running? What's the point then?
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Saw a gif of the chair sniffer, when did it happen, need to watch VOD with the chat
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>>165323887
>when your ass is so fat you wear a dress
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>>165339573
>the speedrun community seems to like them a lot.
No, the speedrun community finds them boring too. The """""Elite""""" just forces it.
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>>165339517
Hassling the reader doesn't really change shit.
If he wanted to make a statement like that, he should've actually not been such a pussy and actually said that instead of being a passive-aggressive little shit saying things like
>this is about the charity, we have to read those donations haha now keep em coming
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>>165339654
But that's the EXACT opposite of what the run is about. You don't have to kill anything except a few tanks, otherwise you will just run past everything.
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>>165339517
>now this whole event is so fucking Disney it's absurd.
then stop watching it, faggot. do something you enjoy with your time.
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>>165339581
I did it for years in multiplayer before even knowing what speedrunning was
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>>165339697
I never understood you people? Wanting to read a fucking chat reaction is bizarre to me.
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Are these just some random PCF dudes or actual ben carsons?
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>>165339728
After a couple of runs, I guess I want to see somebody ACTUALLY play the game.
Now, you can PLAY the game by running and killing the bosses efficiently, but how fast you can kill the enemies is another thing entirely
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>>165324387
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Games_Done_Quick
Has been going down again.
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>temperature finally cooling down at midnight
>light rain outside
>chill turok runs
who getting /comfy/ here?
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>>165339654
>Run depends on RNG enemy clusterfuck
>stream monsters actually think this would make for a good speedrun.
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>>165339704
can someone post the pepe looking at his gigantica ass?
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>>165339836
>stuck at work for another 4~5 hours
But I'll be home just in time to watch the whole sonic block, or at least the games I find interesting
I'm about to get real /comfy/
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These interviews are extremely lame.
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>>165339762
non-argument. He wants it to be better and is criticising it.
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>wake up
>check r/spidran for any drama threads
>bubbles is so funny/charming/not a total subhuman attentionwhore
is this real life anons?
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>interviewing runners like they're some kind of celebrities
This is hands down the most cringeworthy idea I've ever seen.
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I miss our little acid lord
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>>165339940
>is crying about it like a bitch*
FTFY
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>>165339938
Between these and the retarded length of the setup times, I'm starting to wonder if they just didn't get enough runners this year and have to pad.
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>>165339969
I think it's fine they should've just made the interviews a little bit.. better.
F.ex: They knew they'd give them this little game, why not have a camera setup to actually SEE them taking that shit out?
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>>165339961
It's insane. His persona is such an obvious facade. How can people not see through it?
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>>165339969
just show us the honey orgies going on in the background
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>>165339680
I hate the game I run now, but I'm so close to the WR at this point I don't want to quit.
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CGN STREAMING
I REPEAT
C G N
G
N
THE GOD
IS
STREAMING
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>>165340023
Story behind this picture?
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>>165340051
no, they just dont have power up audio to do everything for them this year so the setup is awful
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>>165340107
He's trippin' balls
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>>165340051
That's a possibility for sure, but I think it's meant to distract you from the super long setup times. The tech team they have is super incompetent, like every fucking year.
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Oh for fucks sake it's a let's play
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>>165340107
A neurodevelopmental disorder characterized by impaired social interaction, verbal and non-verbal communication, and restricted and repetitive behavior.1
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>>165340107
when the acid kicks right
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>>165340032
You sound like a jew, its fine if you ruin things as long as people don't complain.
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>>165339680
I don't hate any of the games I run. It can get boring/frustrating at times, but there are high highs to go with the low lows.
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tfw used to take l4d competitive seriously
this is gonna be comfy
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>>165340205
It was never that good, anon. It's a speedrunning marathon for fuck sakes. It's a niche subset of gaming that almost nobody likes. Why would anyone expect it to be fun or entertaining?
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>>165339680
Stopped speedrunning Spyro 2 because i was starting to hate the game, now i just play normally when i feel like it implementing some of the speedrun-y stuff like wallgliding, flamecharge etc.
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>it's real
Oh my fucking god. I can't believe what I'm reading right now.
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>absolutely no one behind them watching
Not surprised really. I can't believe we have to endure an hour of this shit.
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>Some hooligan bogan in the couch that looks like a skinny hobo faggot
>Some fat burger american faggot
>Some pasty pale skinny white american faggot running on the left
>Some hobo asian faggot running on the right
So this is the power of Valve.
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>>165340313
Fuck off mobile kid
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Gonna pick up a singing game campaign just to see if i can get it into sgdq.100k cucks having to listen to me would be sweet.
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>>165340205
It used to be fun for those niche people you're talking about. But then it became overly censored and barely a charity.
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>Runner himself claps because there's nobody in the audience
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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why are co op runs so comfy
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>>165340104
I have no idea who this is.
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>>165340506
fzero
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>>165340506
the god of fzero
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No matter what time it is for me but death stops are always cool to look at
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>did we explain the g-spot yet?
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>>165340506
wipeout
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>>165340414
>he doesn't have a smartphone
Ahahaha are you for real now poorfag? Didn't mummy buy one for you? Murder yourself.
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That loud cough fucking scared me
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>going through my /srg/ folder
Man, the Siglemic wears diapers phase was a strange time.
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This is on Easy isnt it?
Also why arent there 4 runners?
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>>165340628
>using an NSA Approved Mobile Tracking Device
>post-Snowden
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>L4D
>speedrun
What the fuck?
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>>165340649
>Change difficulty to normal
Can you actually read?
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i kinda like dis run
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