>What is this?
This is the Nostalrius general. A private server for vanilla world of warcraft.
>Guilds:
<Salty Dogs> - Horde
<Mandate of Heaven> - Alliance
>Server homepage
https://elysium-project.org/
>Vanilla WoW database
http://db.vanillagaming.org
>Leveling Guide
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-Z2vplxWZACKmCpw1B8vexKQ2vwjRqFRjcJhHjAxxJg/edit
>Nos Pre-Bis
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1j81TgG0p_HrYKajiUiQfYIoSUx1culzy2u_Fc4wtiS8/edit#gid=329725463
>Leveling Specs
http://imgur.com/a/aNm8V#0
>Big Addon Pack
http://www.wow-one.com/forum/topic/3573-vanilla-112-addons-download/
/a/ was here first!
First for nelf healslut feet
salty dogs placeholder merge when?
>>165259163
fuck anime
Finally r10
Reminder to join <Kartistic RULES!> if you want a tranny and clique free ally guild
What level should/can I do Hillsbrad as Horde?
friendly reminder
>tauren female or tauren male
hmmm...warrior
>>165259386
>tranny ran 4chan group
color me surprised
>>165259346
> =)
>>165259386
I'm sure this is 100% true and not made up
>>165259386
Yarrick you know I can just post this everytime, right
>>165259163
You seemed to have forgot to include the actual horde guild:
<placeholder>
don't join salty dogs, its dead
Can I get a breakdown of what /nosg/ guilds there are, for both Horde and Alliance?
>>165259386
Damn, I might have to leave. This unironic gay shit is actually pretty annoying.
>>165259346
even better, people asked me to heal dm with the ring and staff reserved
How tryhard do I need to be to join Mandate of Heaven? I have vanilla experience, but I'm not going to know every fight in the god damn game and don't want to be blamed for other people's mistakes.
>placeholder is so assblasted over salty dogs they make up fake stories just to get guild members LMFAO
So do these faggots still think Multiboxing and dual logging are "Unblizzlike" and refuse to allow it?
>>165259502
^^^^^^this^^^^^^
>>165259539
<Salty Dogs> - Horde
<placeholder> - Horde
<Mandate of Heaven> - Alliance
<Kartistic RULES> - Alliance
>>165259502
thiiiiis
>>165259502
40-60+ online at all times bruv
stay salt
so the guys flying around on the lionbats inside the crossroads tavern at lvl 20 are either cheating or GMs right?
>>165259502
Why not post a pic of the actual guild list :)
>>165259749
its some ancient bug
i remember doing it on retail desu
Can anyone comfirm if Patter: Robes of Arcana drops from Thousand Needles mob this patch? Running all the way to southern duskwood sounds like a bad time as a horde warlock.
>>165259361
about 25-30
>mfw in alliance guild while hordecucks shitpost each other
so, how am I supposed to level when all the mobs are relatively far away from each other, take a while to respawn and are all taken by other players?
lvl 11 at crossroads btw
>>165259543
>being a homophobic transphobic asshole
yes, nobody will miss you.
>>165259762
why is it that Salty Dogs has no problem posting the guild list of 60+ online but the only thing placeholder can muster is pathetic falseflagging and reposting of the same stale memes over and over again? do you guys feel threatened or something?
>9k queue
I thought they fixed the shit with people being afk/logged out in the character screen?
>>165259914
sad!
>>165259958
because Yarrick is an autistic sperg from /wpsg/ who is mad at people who didn't even roll here
who can I message to get an invite to Mandate of Heaven?
>>165259907
walk around and take the mobs yourself.
>when crabs, a level 40 mage in full blues dies to a level 30 salty dog warrior 1v1
>>165259958
since when is discord drama anything related to /nosg/
did you people originate from fucking maplestory general or some shit
why is it always that whenever there's a discord, there's autism, drama and retards following
>>165259913
nobody will miss you when you kill yourself
>>165259603
> VII. Multiboxing
>Multiboxing is not allowed and refers to playing multiple characters simultaneously. Whether this is done via 3rd party software, alt-tabbing between instances, or by running multiple machines, does not matter.
>The only exception is that you may have up to two characters in the same major or goblin city temporarily, for trading, crafting, conjuring and portalling purposes.
And yet ironically, this line also exists:
> C. Gameplay
>a ). Player vs Player
>The Elysium staff recognizes all play styles to be valid and a part of the game and not harassment. Killing players of your opposing faction, including camping players at spirit healers, corpses and/or gravestones, is considered a part of the game.
"All play styles to be valid" - Multiboxing is a playstyle, you hypocritical faggots.
>>165259913
I dont have a problem with gays, my uncle is gay. But when you do it for attention or constantly talk about gay shit its not funny, its annoying and boring.
Then again I dont really care, autism will kill the /vg/ guilds fast anyway.
is hillsbrad foothills worth it as horde?
Iv still haven't been able to get past the queue
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>165260034
Send dick pic to madti
>>165259603
>>165260090
boo hoo I can't play alone and I'm too bad to not have to use /follow baww
learn to actually multitask you fucking retards
>/world in every zone is literally /pol/ incarnate
Can we please stop?
>>165260125
If you like world pvp it's one of the best zones
someone invite "kangslanger" to salty dogs please
It feels good to be a true...chad
>>165260074
Discord is for losers and furries to shit talk eachother. They get all edgy whenever they join it and then post their tismfits here. Sometimes it's so bad I feel legitimate second hand embarrassment for these people.
>>165259502
LITERALLY A PEG FOR A LEG
>Find quest that requires an item to spawn
>Head to spot where item spawns
>Pull multiple mobs into group waiting for item to spawn
>Watch as group kills the mobs for you
Easiest exp ever, makes it better as a lock.
Also good way to make money, greens seem to drop on the regular
>>165260204
no
>>165260193
Nigga please, you think multiboxers are all loner faggots who can't play solo, but I played at Launch up till Cata, multiboxed for a good chunk of BC and Wrath, and got so many whispers from hateful faggots like you who turned their tone when they found out I had solo characters I raided and pvp'd with too. I just multibox for the fun and challenge of trying to beat dungeons with an unorthodox group.
>1027 in queue
at least I've gotten some shit done today. 992 now.
>>165260315
doing this to the elites in WC near the Port quest works really well, got 4 levels doing that
>>165260345
If you are posting uraura, at least post dyke squad or Taichou.
>warrior
>the most sought after alpha based chad class in the game
>at the same time the most cucked
I dont know how to feel
>>165260345
>>165260451
what is this show?
This guy has been waiting for the item to spawn and loot for 3 hours now...why?
>>165260401
good idea
>>165260380
>mfw 9000 in queue
I got home early today, too
>>165260551
only until you get to 60
>>165259991
They did. Earlier it would've been 13k or greater at this time.
>>165260361
jokes on you I've multibox for every MMORPG I've played
just do it and stop complaining, as long as you aren't using /follow for 10 characters, they're not going to give a shit
>boo hoo they'll detect that I'm multiboxing an-
in that case you wake up from your imaginary dream where a server with no checks if your warden has been disabled or not is checking for multiboxing, or you just quit the server because it is a shit server with shit rules
>>165259991
xiaos going to bed soon
>>165260767
Oh I wouldn't care if they detected me, it was the same shit on AstralWoW at first until they were convinced to allow it in pve-only - multiboxers would end up banned as soon as someone ticket-reported them.
One guy was allowed to box to "test the waters" and other than people bitching in tickets that someone was playing in a way they didn't approve of, it had no actual effect on the server. Once they realized the obvious, they allowed others to multibox and did for the next 2 years til the server closed and other than one boxer that didn't adhere to the "no pvp" rule and exploited a raid with his guild, everything was fine.
>>165260565
Boku no Pico.
is 2 hours played time good for lvl 8
>>165260204
>not understand that /pol/ is just what everyone has always thought but was too scared of being persecuted by leftists to say
I want to make a druid but I'm not sure how to level.
>>165261109
You're behind the pack now, playedtime/level doesn't matter anymore to you.
whats the highest level character on the server right now?
>>165261109
I love this meme
>>165261158
the pack can suck my dick im not a neet anyway
>>165261132
If you don't mind having to go out of your way to do the class quests to get the different animal forms then go for it
>>165260767
>>165260767
>Level 59 Paladin
that is by far the funniest part of the post, he still had another year to hit 60
>>165261113
Sure, it's not like private servers for a 12 year old game that requires autistic amounts of time to accomplish anything tend to attract people with similar mindset.
>Salty Cucks are hemorrhaging members
>Everyone is migrating to <placeholder> and becoming true bulls
REST IN PISS SALTY KEKS!
>>165261268
Class quests like this is part of why we play vanilla anon
>4 days ago
>"don't worry guys will we fix the long queue times soon!"
>4 days later
>10k+ queues
>>165261346
calm down yarrick
>GRIZZLY
>>165261396
They need another server dummy.
>>165261383
You can't speak for everyone, anon.
>>165261318
no most people actually did think like this and you're just a limp-wristed cuck
>>165261463
>mage
>losing to warrior
holy fuck how bad is grizzly?
>>165261481
I can and will.
>>165261463
>>165261589
>GRIZZLY
>>165261463
lmao and these guys are supposed to be good
Mageblood Potion stacks with Wisdom and any other mp5 buffs?
>see mage target a quest mob and start casting their 3sec cast spell
>tag it with earth shock 0.5sec before they finish casting
>they follow me around and spam whispers telling me to kill myself for 10 minutes
lmao get cucked
>>165261383
Speaking of which, do they have the Hunter Quests for Rhok'delar working right? That shit was complex as fuck (from a coding standpoint) but also a rite of passage in the real Vanilla where you went from Huntard to Hunter.
>>165261396
The fuck do you want them to do? Increase the cap so everyone lags? The only solution is a new server and even there's no hope it will improve anything because most people, even those queueing, have already invested some time into fresh.
Does this have the bug that lets you stack multiple food buffs as long as they're different?
That was cool on Kronos.
>>165261658
The hunter pretty much just sabotaged the Mage.
>>165261526
>neets on nostalrius and 4chan lean to the right
>that means most people do
Nice projecting.
>>165261109
Highest levels so far are a 45 Alliance and a 46 Horde, they most likely did meth and stayed awake for 48+ Hours and never logged out unless forced. I'm level 18 and I'm starting to notice the herd thinning out; Hardcore players will be from 24+ I'm guessing; but the major body of people are still under level 15.
That's my guess anyways; I play on Horde.
>>165261463
>>165261658
Neat ui, what addons?
>>165261463
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Reminder <placeholder> doesn't have autistic posters like pic related.
Please put it in the OP
>>165261906
https://github.com/Cephel/dank-addon-pack
>>165261463
>>165261658
>bragging about lucky crits
LOL SO FUCKING DANK HOLY SHIT DUDE EPIC PWND HOW CAN HE EVEN RECOVER MON??!?!?!!!!!
protip: if he crit and you didnt, you'd be dead. buh-bye!
>>165261463
>>165261658
jesus crabs is awful
>>165261996
Found the GRIZZLY cuck
>sit in queue for 3 hours
>too sleepy to play now
>>165262061
found the no-name cuck in a no-name guild who will never clear MC. sad!
>>165261758
>The fuck do you want them to do?
Make a new server.
>there's no hope it will improve anything because most people, even those queueing, have already invested some time into fresh.
A problem caused by the fact that they were too incompetent to think a server with combined 100+ million views coverage across various social media websites would be able to be confined to a single 10k max pop realm?
Fuck off with you're autistic leddit "t---tt--t-t-t--they are trying their best ss--s-s--s-s-s-s-s---stop criticizing their retarded development decisions!" They are complete fucking idiots for not launching two, or even 3 seperate fresh realms. They got too caught up in their muh numbers shit and have fucked over literally everyone.
>muh server costs
Literally every server is being funded by donations, couple that with the tens of thousands of dollars they get from permitting chinks to access the realm and I have no sympathy for these slav shits and their stock mangos bullshit that has 0 anti-cheat.
I'll just continue to use my %150 movement speed hack while stealthed so no one can even report me and speed level on this god awful server. Or better yet maybe get a bot working and just have it run 24/7 until it hits 60.
>>165261463
>that racial troll regeneration in combat ticking up for 3 hitpoints a tick
so comfy
>>165261831
>neets
yes, the people who've had the time to explore and build an understanding of the various social, political, economic, historical and philosophical issues required to form a refined and intelligent worldview mostly lean to the right. does that surprise you, cuck?
>>165262198
Saved my ass several times already, it's comf.
>>165262171
While I agree they need to add another server, don't assume it's so easy to just set up and run a pserv in general let alone high pops - for a long time, breaking 3k pop would kill most wrath/cata servers as it was, having a 10k cap that's somewhat stable is a miracle
>>165262171
>only %150 movement speed
lmao kid its time to up the dosage
>people keep mistaking me and my warrior partner as lovers
How do I stop this!
Reminder the horde schism is a strategy used by the filthy alliance cucks, don't let them seperate you friendos
>300 in queue
>estimated time: 10 minutes
>might actually get to play today
everyone else is light years ahead of me by now so i'm just going to take my time and do quests even though it's inefficient.
>>165261831
looks like somebody hasn't left their basement and seen reality for a change
>>165261831
I don't think 4chan as a whole leans to the right. /b/ and /co/ are both very leftist and /a/ isn't exactly accepting of anything /pol/. I don't think 'most people' believe that way deep down either, just millennial young men which makes up the majority of this site.
>position in queue: 9k
>>165262338
You're right Anon they'll have to redo all of the work they did in order to get Elysium to run at 12k players because the copy paste function isn't working on their developers keyboards right now.
how
fucking
retarded
can
you
leddit
fucks
be
>>165262395
it's the nature of the horde
Until the lord of the clans appears we will shitpost eachother
who /quality server/ here?
http://webm.land/w/Zj25/
>>165262469
>not even taking the physical server into account
>he thinks you can just open a 2nd instance of the emulator on the same pc and run shit twice with no performance hits
Nigga did it occur to you they don't have the extra hardware for it yet and have to do that first?
>>165262367
fuck off tree of savior babby
>>165262465
>tfw double digits
POSITION 101 on QUEUE
AFTER 4 DAYS TRYING TO LOG IN AND PLAY
OH MY FUCKING GOD I AM SHAKING
>>165262395
this, if you think the shitposting right now is autistic it'll be a thousand times worse like /krog/ was when there was truly only one circlejerk guild left. if both horde guilds die the thread is gonna be absolute garbage.
>all these wagies complaining about long queues
>meanwhile neets wake up to nice queue of max. 2k people
heh..nothin personnel...
>>165261703
This has happened to me dozens of times already but there's no point in getting upset about it.unless they're following you around then i mean cmon thats just obnoxious but luckily that hasnt happened yet
>>165262590
>Position in queue: 6
>Sits there for an hour
>You have been disconnected.
>Login Server Down.
>waking up to a 10k queue even though they said this would be solved a week ago
Alright, from now on I'm just using an afk macro when I go to sleep. If they refuse to make another server than I'm just never going to log off. Fuck you russian faggots.
Where to level up as a 31 alliance? Arathi seems to be completely overrun by horde and i imagine early STV will be pain in the ass.
>>165262670
SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>165262697
Shimmering flats. For both Horde and ally.
>>165259958
>mocky
o i am laffin
Annnnd I'm in b-b-b-boys
Greetings! I'm returning to wow from a long time not playing, what addons would you guys recomend/think are a must have for playing nostalrius? Thanks a lot!
I NEED YOUR HELP /REDDIT/, together you can make a difference in the(my) world:
http://www.strawpoll.me/12084064
>>165261831
What show?
>>165262723
I wanna fuck that
>>165262558
>extra hardware
>they're not running on the same pc
nigga you do realize they're not hosting this shit in gulag basements, right?
at best they have like 6 core virtualizations running for each server on some stacked superbox in france
>>165261996
>overpower
>lucky
You realize he had like 60% crit on that, right?
>>165262548
This never happened on old nost
>>165262697
Hit up Shimmering Flats for 1-1,5 lvl, Then you can do Desolace for 1-2 lvl, and then you can go to StV, its gonna be WW3 there though, cant avoid that
I'll have you know my right foot man at the checkers gave up a life long dream of having a British phd with his record breaking 2.3 GPA JUST so he could play poe and ranking your builds
who to whisper for mandate invite?
>>165262564
Why would you assume I'm from Tree of Savior?
>>165262723
good luck anon i believe you will play the game today
>>165262942
ITS STUCK ON RETRIEVING REALM LIST
WHAT DOES IT MEEEEEANNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>165262697
STV starts at 30 so welcome to the jungle, gankbait
>>165262723
kek
>w-we swear the problem is that people are afking in the char select
>w-we don't need a new server to solve the queue problems
>fix the char select afk shit
>suddenly everyone just afks in game instead
>still have 10k queues that take 8 hours
>still get disconnected randomly while in queue
>>165262796
Get questie and vanilla guide (if you want a guide)
Get Bagnon or engbags for bags
Get Aux for auction house
get Miks Scrolling combat text for cool
DPSmate for old recount
get a botlte of lube ready if you are rolling alliance when grimone comes and fucks the shit out of you.
What ally guilds are KoS? Besides Mandate and Grizzly of course
>>165262747
>>165262874
Thanks guys
Level 12 after elwynn - loch modan or westfall? Loch has some high ass level quests as well, is it Loch->west->Loch?
I made it in! time to stand afk for 3 minutes in between mob spawns because i'm too autistic to skip quests and that sweet sweet rep
http://db.vanillagaming.org/?talent#ooZZiAGIsftAo
is this a good build for leveling and pvp as a mage?
>>165262868
That's kind of the point I was making. They have to acquire the rackspace at their server farm because the servers they have now are at their limit per-machine.
>>165263032
Westfall has best bantz
>>165262936
alliance?!
>>165261463
first time playing mage thanks for helping to improve everyday :)
>>165263049
>tfw too autistic to spend an hour on each quest so I've been grinding from 10-24
>>165263032
Either way you're going to hit a point where you'll have to leave and come back to finish it up later.
>>165262856
Then you're a furfag and you deserve to yiff in hell.
https://elysium-project.org/bugtracker/issue/1242
dont forget 2 upboat
>>165262168
lmao salty
>>165263061
You cant really go wrong with frost mage for leveling, You just freeze shit and kill it.
Dont think you really NEED imp blizzard unless ur farming or grinding even but still nice to have.
>>165263010
A player named Decadence!
>>165263127
Y-Yeah
>>165263231
sorry, meant to link this
https://elysium-project.org/bugtracker/issue/1261
upboat, like and subscribe
>>165261874
what game is this?
I need to fuel my shortstack addiction
>>165263305
name?
>>165262849
Boku no Pico.
>>165263218
oh
thanks
>>165263273
so filling out the entire tree isnt a meme then?
is there anything useful in the other trees if im only gonna be using frost spells?
>tfw the R13 warlock robe is fucking YELLOW and doesn't go well with any mount
What do?
>>165261658
He blinks so late jesus christ how bad can you be?
>>165263305
M-Me too.
I want to be in a tranny-worshiping guild, who do I have to whisper?
guys should i play a priest dwarf
or tauren shammy
this is important help
>>165263413
Stop being a fashion faggot and go back to FFXIV where Glamour is the real endgame
Elysium PvP 2 when?
>>165259163
discord invite?
>>165263305
>>165263439
stop stuttering you fucking retards
>>165263361
If you are only using frost spells why the fuck not, But Fire blast is soooo fucking nice for PVP and PVE.
>>165262936
because you posted the exact same shit in /tosg/
>>165263102
>because the servers they have now are at their limit per-machine.
I'm pretty certain said companies boxes don't have fucking 16 cores per server, what they require is either a higher allocation to their virtualization boxes, or either they need another virtual box, even I as a poor motherfucker at home have 32 cores on my shitbox used for both hosting and playing the vidjer, with 24 being split up to 12 virtual sessions for minecraft hosting
>barrens
>every mob is perma dead, tagged soon after spawning
>can't even see all the mobs because the draw distance is so shit
At least my hp can regen between each mob spawn.
>>165263352Comfu
>down to 3k
>tap the keyboard and reset back to 10 k
I lost my cool a little bit
>come back from being a wage slave
>queue is 10,000 long
I just want to play the vidya.
>>165263462
Do you want to be a healbitch and fearward for raids, or do you want to oneshot everything in pvp with 2h mace windfury? You're asking about 2 very different playstyles and we don't know what you like.
>>165263531
>poor motherfucker
>has 8x the cores many of us do
>hosts servers
One of these things does not compute
>>165263474
Why even play if you're going to look like a hobo. I guess I have to do the stupid warlock horse quest, maybe that will go better with it, although it doesn't seem so.
Also, Succubus doesn't match the outfit well either, Felhunter is better. So now I have to find a PvP build with a Felhunter.
>>165263165
>tfw too autistic
>grinding from 10-24
You've go that right.
>2540 in Queue
>1 minute remaining
what?
>>165263439
We should, like... totally play t-together
>>165263532
>he actually does the shitty quests in barrens
poor life decisions, lad
>she isn't just playing on the old server
Good job falling for a meme, idiots!
>turning in multiple quests at once
>>165263668
got*
who /queue/ here
>>165263668
Correct, you were able to understand what I wrote in my post
>>165263770
t-thank you for correctly g-gendering me....!!!
ã…‡wã…‡
>>165263824
Me, I wait in the queue for so long that when I finally get on I don't even want to play anymore. Hold me.
wow i've spent more time in queue than playing the game
fuck this
I wonder if there's actual blizz devs playing on nostalrius/elysium, maybe even some undercover celebrities
>>165263742
Let's
>>165263010
The Twilight is a chinese guild, so them
>>165263824
>started at 9k, down to 2500
KEEP IT STEADY
>>165263650
i want to be useful to the team/group and heal with both classes, though shammy has some really nice dps idk
it amazes me how you retards can't go a few seconds without stutter-typing and roleplaying with each other
>>165263875
unironical post here
I never got what the W referred to in OwO, uwu and such
What the fuck is it representing? A mouth? A nose? A beak?
Please explain
>>165263824
>Didn't feel stressed to join queue because I thought it was mostly fixed and would be a 30 minute wait
>10k
>>165263940
I've definitely seen a few questionable posts in low level zones, I remember one very clearly from Mulgore;
>"Welp, I'm going back to retail guys! there I can play whenever I want, don't have to keep restarting every 5 minutes."
Made my fuckin shill detector fly off the radar
Whites Only // Alt Right // Alliance Guild
When??
who /tryingtowashawayshame/ here?
>>165264069
It's a cute mouth! ㅇㅊㅇ!"
>come home yesterday
>3k
>come home today
>10k
What happened guys?
>>165261658
>>165261463
wtf I don't want Crabs as my bf anymore
>>165264136
>after losing a 2v1 he desperately tries to redeem himself
you've already made your guild a laughing stock bud
>>165263824
>Queue is estimated 3 hours long
I only have 5 hours of free time left.
>>165263762
Barrens is my favorite zone. I really like the more 'naturey' zones. Never liked all those alliance buildings and farms. Mob respawn just needs to be a bit higher
>>165264134
racism and white supremacism belongs on the horde side !! sorry onee-chan!! :3c
>>165264273
none of those were 2v1 , glurf was just breaking my nova
>>165264136
The reason why it was funny was not because he won, but because you lost you stupid 2v1 femgnome nigger
also alliance you know what to do
stop this madman before he kills himself
>>165264048
W-Why don't you just join us, anon-kun?
>>165261874
source on the game?
>>165264134
>whites only
>alliance guild
lmao have fun with that, all 5 white people playing on ally
>>165264134
<House of Kek> we wait u
>>165264048
Are you trying to r-reverse psychology to make me to it more?
>>165264337
>>165264136
we're breaking up, sorry
>>165261996
hi grizzly
>>165264238
you probably logged in after the server restart yesterday, or after peak time.
it's 10-13k queues near US peak time, after that it starts going down to to 2-4k queue
>>165264286
I queued 3 and a half hours ago at 7500
Right now I'm at 900
Pray for your soul
>>165263650
>>has 8x the cores many of us do
A used server motherboard + two used xeon chips do not cost an arm or a limb
>>hosts servers
just because I'm poor doesn't mean I'm stupid
my computer has a fucking pricetag of nearly 300 dollars and has a god damned 9600gt as my main graphics card
if that doesn't scream "I'm so poor that both of my pockets could be used as onahole replacements" then I really want to know what kind of poor level you are on
>>165263165
how do people do this? are there secret spots you go to? what lvl r the mobs, above, below or same as you? do you grind alone or with a party? so many questions
>>165264476
I will. Thanks Anon.
>cast riposte on a furbolg
Guess he no longer has the right to.... bear arms
>>165264069
I always thought it meant blushing.
>>165264550
I sat in darkshore and grinded 3 levels the other day with almost no competition. You just have to go to mobs that don't have associated quests.
>feel like grinding a level or two
>remember I would have to suffer through 10k queue to do that
>lose all motivation to even start the game
Euskies are actually motivating me to be productive instead of pulling another all-nighter just to grind some levels.
t-thanks putin
So how do we fix the landsliding faction imbalance?
5% XP boost to unfavored factions? Or is being """"blizz-like"""" too important?
>>165264398
>>165263347
honey select
>>165264550
in a clusterfuck server like this you rarely will have a chance to actually grind alone but there are some fairly obscure spots with few players and a high mob density
usually mobs are 3 levels below or above you at most and once you outlevel it good fucking luck finding a new spot. That's what I'll be doing soon
Quick!
Which class is the cutest to play!
>>165261658
You played Arma3?
>>165264664
please tell me that's from a hentai
>>165264682
>5% difference
wow.
and who the fuck cares about nost? sure, have a xp boost there.
>>165264721
Gnome female.
Max cute.
>>165264721
the one where you drink blech
>>165264721
nelf anything
>>165264682
no it needs to be blizzlike
it may start out as fixing some things like mounting in booty bay, but then it ends with portals to all the zones and transmogrification
>>165264048
Do y-you want to j-join us? Don't b-be shy anon, i-it will be f-fun.
>>165264682
Faction imbalance is blizzlike
>>165264042
>Shaman healing in vanilla
You'll be a backup healer and mostly just useful for your Tremor Totem in raids, much like a Druid is an innervate battery. In Retail Vanilla, Shamen were known for two things: Frost Shock and Windfury.
>>165264478
whats your main source of income
>>165264869
what did he mean by this
>>165264721
Alliance -> Fem Dwarf Priest/Paladin
Horde -> Fem Tauren Druid/Shaman
Is Feral Druid Really that Bad in Vanilla?
>>165264849
>>165261463
>>165261658
>potting in the 1v1
>hunter breaks the nova as soon as its cast
nah crabs still my bae
>>165264478
Sounds like you're not poor, you just make stupid economic decisions
>>165264745
Yes
does anyone have the optimal grinding spot list? used to be in the OP back in the days but I can't find it.
>tfw bought gunnar gaming glasses, razer Orbweaver, steelseries QCK heavy for maximum camera spins, logitech g303 deadalus apex for maximum hotbar clicking, HD668bs with velvet ear covers for hours of comfy listening to zug zugs, a backup g502 just incase I need extra buttons, tactical camelbak filled with coke zero and chestrig filled with black n milds and beefjerky
checklist all good, now i just need to log in
salty dogs is such a weird guild, like i get ironically talking about all that gay shit for some laughs but they literally talk about gay shit nonstop all day unironically
Human male - Bland retard, either extremely good or extremely bad at the game, no inbetween
Human Female - Bland again, extremes on both side like Human male but even more-so.
Night Elf male - Chill yet not that great at the game, or anime edgelord thats just bad at the game
Night Elf female - skilled players, but socially autistic
Dwarf male - special kind of autist, either a bro or wants to be a bro, if the latter will be an obvious cunt. If former, lots of fun to play with
Dwarf female - Completely average player, if playing an intentionally ugly character they will be extremely dangerous to the opposing faction
Gnome male - the definition of a living meme, annoying to play with
Gnome female - turbo anime autists, will usually be extremely skilled, and not very sociable
So I'm guessing everyone is playing on Elysium PvP?
>>165265052
Decent in PVP and dungeons, not so good in raids.
>>165264682
>mfw picked Alliance this time instead of horde
>Won't have to suffer through 30 minute BG queues like i did on old nost
>queue reaches sub-700
>it slows down to an almost complete stop, only dropping a couple of places every 15 - 30 seconds
ENOUGH
>>165264928
>You'll be a backup healer
How to spot a newshit that never actually raided in vanilla : the post.
It's not like Chain Heal is the most OP and mana-efficient heal in the entire fucking game or anything.
Please refrain from further posting until you actually get to level 60.
>>165265040
Sick meme my dude.
MAGA YOU KEKS
KEK THOSE SALTY KEKS
>super slow 10k queue
What the actual fuck? Yesterday i was getting bearable 1k-3k queues
>>165265052
Define bad.
They can not tank raidbosses and they have low damage.
They are good 5 man tanks and easy to level.
They suck in PvP compared to most other classes but they can carry the flag in WSG.
Which faction has the most White people?
>>165265230
>rng heal
>efficient
lmao yeah enjoy your 80% overheal
>>165264682
There will always be an imbalance on pvp.
Alliance will always be primarily pve because of dwarf fear ward.
>>165264849
>>165265058
just dropping by to let you utter, UTTER faggots know (if there even are two of you and it's not just one manchild samefagging) that i despise you. this general despises you. 4chan despises you. the world despises you. and one day, all animeposting weebfags will be culled.
have a nice day, weeb. may it be your last.
AAAAAAAAAA
AFTER 3 HOURS IN QUEUE AND ALMOST REACHING THE END OF IT I GET DC'D
I HAD 300 SPOTS LEFT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>165265094
All mobs give the same experience if they're the same level, so there isn't really "optimal grinding spots" outside of
-Kill squishy mobs (caster mobs have lower hp than melees)
-Find a spot where other people aren't grinding
-Humanoid mobs are easier to kill than beasts/elementals/etc but they give less vendor trash.
>>165265201
yep
>>165265228
>ordering pizza and afking
>guy runs past me and sees me jump in place
>whispers "afk?"
>tell him no
>"ok" and runs off
>I have actually not been doing anything ingame for over 30 minutes now while ordering pizza
>>165264136
>frost mage using 3 tries to kill a warrior
and ure in the most elitist guild of all time, you'll never outlive this shame
>>165265365
>overheal
>what is downranking
Please leave.
Thinking of rerolling alliance since the horde are literally infested with chink niggers,
Currently level 35 and every group or person i run into is chinese.
How many chinese are there on alliance side?
>>165265386
>4chan a site originally made for anime posting despises you
How to tell if someone is new.
>>165265502
thanks mate
>>165264136
>>165264273
>>165264349
>>165265531
Oh shit dude, I'm not sure you're doing it right.
>>165265519
how does it take you 30 minutes to order pizza? working up the courage to try and talk to the pizza place on the phone? fucking autist
>>165264938
hosting minecraft servers for kiddos
if people think elysium devs have it hard for being fucking retarded, then having to deal with mineycraftiya children is the next level of pain and torture
I once had to argue with a 11 year old about my server not being up because he literally could not make the difference between his own selection of server name because he specifically wanted "armourpvp" and kept writing "armorpvp" instead
he gave me shit about this for two fucking days non stop
>>165265068
I'm poor, I just make good economic decision because of it, without this server I'd probably be dead.
>>165265535
>horde reading comprehension
how do you folks even make it to 60?
>>165265584
HAHAHAH HOLY SHIT GRIZZLY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>165265584
he called backup? HAHHA..AH AHAHAH... HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>165265584
never said it was a 1v1 bud ;) you are too powerful for me
>>165265386
>hates animeposters
>on 4chan
Why are you even here?
>>165265386
>4chan despises you
>a site literally created by a weeaboo so that weeabos could talk about chinese cartoons despises people posting chinese cartoons
Stop trying to fit in.
>>165265091
trying to teach a3g how to missionmake was a futile effort
>>165265705
Going out on a limb, comfy?
>add every ganker to KoS
>get a popup every now and then
>track them down until they're low/attacking a mob
>enjoy my little fruit of vengeance
No better feeling
>>165264238
chinks got their login bots working.
>>165265584
god, alliance are actual niggers and grizzly are already double niggers, this is just transcending niggerdom. even the most savage tribes of africa don't do this.
>>165265605
Now I want to hear more stories of dumbass kids from your servers. Please do tell.
>>165265584
>1v1 me (a mage) you (a warrior) scrub, thousand needles, no pots, only skill
>brings 6 people
NEVER TRUST GNOMES
Is this a good guide to follow for a newfag?
I'm playing anundead mage.
>>165265689
pretty certain he hates ERPposters but at this point I don't even know considering how bad 4chin has gotten overflooded by retarded redditors who shudder at the sight of animey
a good way to really bottle up some asshurt and autism from these lads is posting really scantily dressed smug lolis
every time
>>165265740
lmao just go play on a pve server kiddo
You'd think more people out of over 8000 would drop out of the queue and do something else.
>>165265646
>oh shit I can't think of any retort
>I know, I'll just say he can't read and hope my damage control works somehow
lmao
>>165265386
>hating weebs on a site for weebs
>>165265584
>alliance literal dindus
>>165265849
>doesnt know what overheal is
>talks about healing raids
please go on. You must be a really good player.
>10k queue
AAAAAAAAAAAA
>tfw starting to find dwarf females from a 12 year old game extremely attractive
H-H-HELP
>>165259279
it was p easy to get new ranks with the elysium pvp release, right?
>>165265805
>Fire
>Equal or less killing power
whoever made this is a moron, Fire has way, way more damage than frost does. Just look at the tree. Fire tree almost every talent you get is damage.
>>165265831
go play in detroit you literal ape
4th server incoming
>>165265724
Sounds good. Is this the correct addon?
http://www.vanilla-addons.com/dls/vanaskos/
Tired of using notepad.
I cannot wait to mortal strike these weeposters into a different dimension tbhfam
>>165265805
I would recommend improved blizzard.... but this is nost and you're not going to be aoe grinding
resisting is a absolute nightmare so I would try to mitigate that as much as possible
>not creating a guild with your group of top tier player friends to raid with
>not controlling who gets to join instead of letting any dumbfuck /nosg/ person who's vocabulary only covers the word ''cuck'' and ''lel''
>mfw Salty Dogs and Place Holder
>>165266038
Opium is better imo
>>165265805
Play what you enjoy.
>>165265839
You got options.
>>165266025
OMG YES!!!
>>165265986
True degeneracy is when femtauren and undead become attractive
>>165266025
It better fucking be
>>165265839
Only if you are part of the Alliance master race.
>>165266146
true degeneracy is going to /wowg/ and yiffing with the worgen trannies.
>>165265974
>disregards my mention of downgrading spells
>talks about vanilla healing
Keep embarrassing yourself.
Also, if you really want a smug anime reaction faces war, I'm up senpai.
>>165266089
>but this is nost and you're not going to be aoe grinding
why not?
>>165265839
Liar, what's your endgame?
>>165266089
>>165265805
Wrong spec
>>165265974
Nigger he said RNG, because Chain Heal doesn't always jump to the targets you want it to. Has NOTHING to do with how much is healed, just WHO it heals, wasting a jump on the -5% hp druid instead of the 50% hp rogue for example.
>on laptop in class
>logged into the queue on my desktop
>managing it with teamviewer
>teamviewer fucks up when I had about 200~ people left in front of me
>wait 15 minutes
>log in on laptop
>back of the queue
nani?!?!?!?!?!?
>>165265052
Pros
-flag carrying masters
-can tank dungeons and are "okay" offtanks
Cons
-cant really do anything else in pvp but carry flags, hope you like wsg
-cant tank bosses do to no crit immunity+lack of CDs
-need an absurd amount of very specific gear to be able to tank in raids
-kitty druids dont exist, nobody wants a worse rogue
>>165266226
because literally EVERY single spawn is being camped by at least 2 people all the way up to level 40
>>165265839
I'm a cute girl (male), interested?
>>165266218
>downgrading prevents overheal on rng target spells
at least you know what downgrading is.
>>165266112
Looks good. Thanks Anon.
>>165266361
Kot droods can stealth cap Arathi decently
>>165265584
so this...is the power of the alliance
>>165266407
M-Me too.
>>165266396
but isn't it still good to have AoE for instances? And can't you grind instances solo with AoE
so now that grizzly has been confirmed for garbage which guild do we praise?
>tfw alliance is shit but the horde guilds are shit
>>165266553
This isn't wrath and beyond where you just aoe everything to death.
>>165265986
But they are extremely attractive, imagine how hairy their legs and pits and asses are.
>>165266563
<Mandate of Heaven>
>>165266553
Well yea but the only thing imp. blizzard does is add a ridiculous slow to blizzard
alternatively you can go for the nosg "i play fem UD/gnome" turbonigger build
http://db.vanillagaming.org/?talent#IA0mhRbZbxmzgxot
Is this the best PvP SL build? Or something else?
>>165266443
>I don't know how to efficiently use chain heal, so it's useless overhealing garbage
>>165265805
Just fill out the whole frost tree and youre pretty much set, all that arcane shit is just extra garbage you dont need
so who are the local trannies in mandate? i want to get to know them
>>165266407
I have big muscles and a lot of money
>been waiting in queue for 2 hours
>went from 10k to 8k
is this real life
>>165266361
This
The resto/balance spec is the best in pvp. 27/0/24
Either that or go full resto, with 11 points in Feral for feral charge, 8 points in Balance for the 30% mana reduction on shapeshifting.
>>165265602
Because I was thinking of what to order in the first place
Dont worry, I have been afking the entire time and my pizza just arrived and will take my time to enjoy it
good luck queuecucks
>>165265764
On the 24th of November 2016, a mid 30's woman with the interest of Pedophilia had "seduced" one of the underage admins of whom I was hosting a server for while I was asleep, upon waking up and monitoring the server for quite a bit and going trough the logs, before being able to evaluate on what the fuck was going on and acting on the situation and taking action on it, said underage administrator had responded to a question in global public chat on a server chunk with 200+ players, and promptly (forgetting that he was no longer in a /w session with said woman), copy pasted a link of his dickpic to the global channel, and even then kept on having erotical discussions with said woman for a good 3 messages before understanding what just happened.
Said server of 200+ players promptly never visited the said server again after a few days as someone had reported said act of underage porn, which lead to a huge amount of the players getting visits from local police.
>>165266748
>tfw cant be a cute futa draenei
;_;
>>165266765
>playing horde
>ever
your best argument until now was that less potential healing = less potential overhealing
math PhD 300k starting?
>horde not allowed to quest in contested zones unless alliance lets them
literal cuckold faction
>>165266756
No, that's bad.
Just put 7 points in affliction for imp corruption/imp life tap.
Put 11 points in destro, you need shadowburn, and you need the faster cast time on your shadowbolts.
>mfw facestabbing mobs
>>165265584
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Let's talk about Aimed Shot and how it critting is the best thing ever WOW
>tree of savior general is so dead that they had to jump boat to /nosg/
l m a o
koreancucks
>>165267062
kek did you save the picture
If you get past the queue can you still be kicked for afk?
Why is there a 3k queue during US primetime, but a 10k queue during US morning time. Is it the Chinese?
I like horde butStormwind's theme kicks the shit out of Org's
>>165267215
let's talk about how you miss the crit and i dead zone you and two hit kill you
holy fuck when will these animeposters off themselves. honestly they need a second holocaust
>>165267081
>playing the cuckold faction
I have around 900mb of smug 2d girls, I can do it all night senpai
SOMEONE CRASH THIS SERVER
CRASH IT NOW
RESET WHEN
REEEEEEEeeee
>>165267062
>Said server of 200+ players promptly never visited the said server again after a few days as someone had reported said act of underage porn, which lead to a huge amount of the players getting visits from local police.
wait
does that actually happen
>>165266258
so is this good for a shitter who doesn't really care about seeking out PvP?
and also could you explain the pic in a more retard friendly way? Like which order should I get those in, and what do I do after level 25?
>>165267120
Is that Capoeira?
>>165267402
not right now i'm 643 in queue
>go afk to eat food
>set phone clock on 18 min so i dont get kicked
>get back after 15 min
>disconnected
>10k queue
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>165267345
You sound frustrated senpai, have some 2d girls to cheer you up.
>>165267401
>Alliance
>the cuckold faction
Do you even lore
it's cute how any of you are upset about anything in this thread when it was obvious from the start that only 4cucks would want to play vanilla.
let me in
>>165267583
>"orcs are bad"
>"DAD NO they're my friends"
>admiral proudmoore gets killed
>"us orcs will uphold x and y"
>years later
>theramore kaboom
>>165267219
>kek did you save the picture
no I wouldn't do that :^)
>>165267404
>does that actually happen
If you browse 4chan and have your browser load up a picture of a nude child? Barely.
If you load up said image, have said image and place the image was posted reported to the authorities? yes.
>>165267062
Oh shit nigga.
Any less "oh shit" and more amusing ones like the first one though?
>leveling
>lvl 23
>not in a dungeon
>in a group
>getting mean tells about being a shitter
What the fuck is this
>>165267684
holy shit youre a fag
>tfw I can play from tomorrow afternoon straight until Sunday night.
I might actually be able to hit 40
>>165267452
I think most people will be running with this, spamming frostbolt allows you to kite mobs a bit before they start to whack on you and also stops them from escaping/pulling more. Its also really mana efficient compared to arcane and fire and gives you some pretty good damage against mobs that aren't immune to freezing effects.
What build I linked you is what I would personally go for, perhaps opting out of the arcane subtlety. I always try to minimize resists/miss as much as possible because missing/resisting a spell is absolute cancer
You'll want improved frostbolt, frost shards, frostbite and shatter regardless of what you play really and you'll be good
>>165267583
>reading lore for a 12 years old game
lmao
>>165267684
Try being less gay
>>165267118
http://db.vanillagaming.org/?talent#IA0mhRbZbxmzgxot
Something like this? It's missing so much stuff I'm used to with SM/Ruin.
>>165267498
This happened to me, I've been waking up at 6-7 AM just so I can get the comfy 3k Queues....Then I ate lunch, got disconnected and have been waiting to get back on ever since. Thank fuck i'm at 980 right now.
>>165267458
it is the ginga, yes
>>165267684
If you're legitimately this upset over a literally gay WoW relationship, you should hang yourself.
>>165267685
>ORCS DA STRONKEST XDDD WE WUZ AZEROTH
>oh no pls dont hit me pls not we just wanna make it in da scene pls buy my mixtape de humen devil is keepin us daun
>better group up with a bunch of cows, some exiled indio-trolls and some zombies Arthas didnt bother picking up
>>165267903
a/s/l
>>165267903
Tell the guy that broke up with you to stop being gay then
>left it logged in 7 hours ago
>come back
>still on character select screen
So they didnt fix the afk bug lmao.
>>165267903
Then you're just an attention whore - faggotry of the level of your diary entry up there transcends gender roles. Grow the fuck up.
>>165267583
>alliance has only 1 human kingdom left
>which is being ruled by a leftist faggotlord
>blizz refuses to acknowledge Arathor or Alterac
>they even refuse to acknowledge Kul'tiras
>meanwhile Orcs have gotten away with Genocide twice
>>165267862
>9004 now
This would be a perfect time to just crash the servers so I can get back in, I just want to level my wario
>>165267684
holy fuck faggot why don't you have a nice tall glass of water laced with fiberglass shards and end your pathetic waste of an existence
>>165267831
>he can't read
lmao
>>165267985
>night elves
>"we wuz mages n shiet, well of eternity ain't our fault, wuz da upper class"
>gnomes literally gas themselves
>>165267871
Thanks for the (You)s senpai.
>all these people waiting for a mob that doesn't exist to spawn
troled hard :')
>>165266407
uhm... i-i am
>>165267861
That's the same thing you linked before.
Go like 7/31/13
>>165267903
you know the rules fag
timestamp or jump off the roof head first
who /dissapointed/ here? i just wanted to have fun and experience something epic, turns out vanilla 1x lvling isnt fun :(
>>165268237
>MUH QUESTIE
>>165267903
>blogposting about getting your heart broken by some neet on a private server for 12 years old game
Pretty sure you are gay.
>>165266748
self proclaimed cute isn't /cute/
Bahahaha the sick fag deleted it
BTFO
>>165268253
>That's the same thing you linked before.
Oh shit, I meant http://db.vanillagaming.org/?talent#Ii0bZbxmzgxotZxx0z
>he's not just leveling on the old server
>she's not playing on the old server with him
Tell me any new news about the fresh fresh server?
I just want this damn queue to shrink down.
>>165268101
>orcs
>genocide
lmao yeah like offering 99% of their kind that didnt make it through the portal to their demon overlords? Really hope it's some slaneesh heaven where everyone can grow vaginas everywhere, otherwise RIP
>>165267684
What did he do?
>>165268253
http://db.vanillagaming.org/?talent#IxhmkZfMskdoZVVdboL
my bad bro how's this
>there are people who actually care about server firsts before AQ40
I'm being memed with this right?
>>165268505
Are you literally trying to sweep Draenei Genocide under the rug?
>>165268540
He figured out she was a roastie and that was that.
How fast is the queue moving? Like how many places per hour?
>>165268696
Gone from 1100 to 8600 in about 30 min
>Alliance Rogues: Cucked by orcs and better off as Undead
>Alliance Warlocks/Priest: Cucked by undead and better off as Orc/Undead respectively
>Alliance Warriors: Better off as Orcs
>Alliance Mages: Better off as Undead
>Alliance Hunters: Better off as Orcsdwarf is ok
Only reasonable choices alliance side are Night Elf Druid and Dwarf Paladin.
Why do people play alliance again?
>position in queue: 10103
>>165267985
>humans literally cucked from half of their planet
AY HOL UP
*loses yet another kingdom to orc invasion*
SO YOU BE SAYIN
*elects 12 year old to rule the kingdom*
AY HOL UP HOL UP
*begs gnomes to team up with them*
SO YOU BE SAYIN
*gets stabbed by defias assassin since your own race turned against you*
WE WUZ THE RULERS OF THIS PLANET AND SHIT?
>>165268669
>kill some space goats
>entire race enslaved/killed
nice genocide.
>>165268758
You went up in the queue? That's fucked man sorry to hear it.
>>165268540
>>165268758
>>165268863
11000*
>>165267684
Let this be a lesson to everyone in here. DO NOT get close to puddi.
>>165268137
>he wastes time reading fanfiction-tier fantasy instead of actually playing the game
lmao
>>165268780
really makes you wonder why horde get their shit pushed in in every single wpvp hotspot
racials don't mean shit if you're playing with retarded carebears that burn WotF just to run away from a big bad bully
>>165267719
There's times where parents actually monitor what their children intend to buy, so once I had a childs parents force me to give me a cellphone number (I have three so I decided to give one to them because they were for some reason forcing big sums of money on me as long as I kept the server nice and clean for their son).
3 into my sleep on around day 4, I get woken up by my cell going bananas because said kids parents are calling me over and over, upon answering I get a distressed mother and father in a state of panic asking why their son is loudly screaming "KILL TEH PEGGY" and "DIGGY DIGGY WHOAL".
Upon investigation of said strange autistic behavior of a child who plays minecraft, I find said child and like 10 other players in a cave hitting what seems to be at least 100 pigs with tools.
I had to explain the situation to the parents while being able to barely breathe due to the visuals and being able to hear the kid scream said things trough the phone.
>>165268853
They still got away with it, even in the Alternate Timeline.
>>165268865
did they meet in real life or is this just internet relationship?
>>165269113
internet
>>165268696
about 2 hours and I'm 10k to 5k
10k queue
>>165269113
they can't meet in real life because the guy would have found out he was dating an obese NEET man
>no overpower in berserker stance
so battle stance is better damage as default stance then? at lvl 30 anyway
I love that you have to rely on old MMO tactics of pulling a train then picking apart individual mobs instead of trying to tank them all since the respawn is so crazy in certain parts with so many people.
is there anything better than the abortion that is vanillaguide? I haven't played vanilla in such a long time so I've no idea where all the quests are but holy shit this thing is awful
>>165268997
>played the game instead of reading lore
>thinks utility classes are healers
lmao
>>165269019
Now that's kek-worthy. Did you try to explain Yogscast or at least youtube minecrafters et al to them?
>>165267326
It's prime time for EU.
>>165268237
That dude does exist, but it's directly east of there near the painted rock next to the tree.
>>165269172
>tfw no obese NEET woman to date
:(
>tfw you realize this is probably the best server we'll ever play on
>>165269158
Alright thanks. I've got normie shit to do in about two hours that is going to take me about another two hours. Trying to time when I enter the queue so I don't get in before I get back. Fuck this is autistic what am I doing with my life holy shit please help.
>>165269180
Are you alliance or horde?
>>165269223
>thinks shaman is the utility class
Salty palacuck spotted
Why are the queues so bad today?
It was fine yesterday at 3k max
how is the faction balance on the new server?
on their website it says theres 10% more horde than alliance, how bad is it ingame?
im getting bullied by another guild member (mandate). who do i speak to?
>>165269331
>everyone I dont like is a pala
mad that palas actually make good tank heals?
>>165269253
I had to explain everything down to the details, even on why you'd be so excited to kill pigs, while the mother questioned on why this was so funny every 10 seconds.
its the little things
Reminder Salty Cucks are now kill on sight
I WANT A RESTART
NOW
>>165269413
it's 4% off from being 50/50, why do you even
>>165269461
Your mommy, because you don't have thick skin you sissy faggot.
That feel when I have exams starting tomorrow but I just can't start studying. Every time I open up a powerpoint or book I just alt tab to wow and start playing subconsiously. At this point it's probably too late to start learning too so I can't even stop playing because there is no point. I'm considering suicide but I dont want to die because I need to play wow... someone please help.....
Why in the LIGHT'S NAME is my only CC ability a tiny stun on a 1 minute cooldown with like a 90% chance to be resisted?
Why doesn't seal of justice cause a snare when I judge it instead of only stopping a murloc's flee in fear gimmick?
Why doesn't the class that stereotypically lugs a huge hammer around have any spell interrupts while everyone else gets several?
Boy if I didn't have a warrior bodyguard I'd want to renounce this horrible faith.
>>165269515
I knew the diggy hole thing but hadn't heard about a love for killing pigs. Also, how the fuck did they manage to get so many pigs in one spot?
Any others?
>>165269498
>pala
>good tanks
So now we are basically going to spout nonsense as an excuse to post more smug anime girls?
Legionbabby here, how easy is it to switch between two types of playstyle in Vanilla?
i.e. If I want to meme on people with Enh Shaman in PVP but want to heal in PVE
Assuming it's somewhat easy?
>>165269664
2 different characters. Dual spec wasn't added till BC and respeccing is in town only + expensive in vanilla.
>>165262395
>implying that wasn't a falseflag post
really cmon
>>165269662
>good tank heals
so you have to pretend to be retarded now to keep going?
Really want that 900mb dumped.
>>165269664
>no dual spec
>respec costs increase with every time you do it, with the cap being 50 gold
>getting decent enh and resto gear at the same time is borderline impossible
>>165269643
>Why doesn't the class that stereotypically lugs a huge hammer around have any spell interrupts while everyone else gets several?
>Why in the LIGHT'S NAME is my only CC ability a tiny stun on a 1 minute cooldown
??????
>>165269664
100g every week before/after raid day
>>165268118
>>165267982
>>165268263
That's what I will do actually. I just don't know which one yet that's why I was asking about how effective the pills meme is, I have a whole bottle here.
>>165268540
Broke contact everywhere and never told me why.
>>165269664
>>165269745
You can however make a build that is decently effective in both
>>165269796
You are the one pretending to be retarded, just how desperate to fill your smug folder are you?
>that first sip of the day
whats the fucking discord, i have lewd i need to post
>>165269643
you were literally never meant to be anything other than support
>>165268456
Yeah solid just put the last 11 in destro for shadowburn.
>>165268626
wat
>>165269959
>having males in your smug folder
u gay son?
>>165269745
>>165269801
>>165269839
>>165269857
I guess I'll make a hybrid then.
Please tell me, how do I complete the Defias traitor escort quest?
I got invited to the raid, left and accepted; didnt work. I also accepted while in raid and it didnt work either.
HELP!
>unironically saying DD
>Hunter
>Meme guild recruit message
>GUILD IN ALL CAPS
>guild with no caps
>unironically using VC
>Any name with trump in it
>Salty Dog
welcome to my blacklist
>>165269962
>drinking monster
get a better taste in drinks
>>165270083
>1990+27
>not being gay
>>165269840
probably had remorse for cyber sexing with a man pretending to be a female elf on a 12 year old video game
wouldn't be surprised if he offed himself too maybe
>>165270039
>paladins bring people back to life
>MUH LIGHT MUH HOLINESS
>arthas brings people back to life
>NECROMANCY
>>165269559
same here m8
>>165270163
>being gay
lmaoing @ ur lyfe.
>still no emberstone staff
>>165269962
>>165270156
Enjoy your iron deficiency.
>>165270251
>implying all animefags aren't gay
>>165269962
>>165270156
Who the fuck still drinks energy drinks? Grow up.
>>165269962
>>165270156
>drinking any energy drinks
>>165270156
did somebody put a tribal armband tattoo on a can of soda?
>not maxing your hit
Lmao
inb4 >paladin
>>165270251
>willingly putting up with girls bullshit instead of enjoying the sweet taste of cock
lmaoing at your life indeed
Still 900 spots left in the queue, but any paladins here feel like running the first few rooms of SFK for the hammer quest?
>juke a rogue's kick
>kick goes off well after I stopped casting
>still interrupted and get all my abilities locked
Fresh fresh when
I want Karu to ______ me.
>>165270360
This
Energy drinks are some of the most unhealthy garbage you can put into your body. Enjoy your kidney stones
>be me
>chink
>about to get mount
>desk and chair fall through the floor into the apartment below
>>165269840
Don't do it anon, I'll date you
You can learn to love me in time, I'm sure!.....
FRESHFRESH VALKYRIE CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>165270530
>>165270392
>>165270360
>>165270307
Stay mad poorcucks.
>>165269962
fuckin hell just drink water, stop that garbage
if you want a kick early on grab a cheap moka pot and make yourself a coffee on the stove
>>165270360
They're gross, always make me feel like shit afterwards.
I stick to black coffee and water when grinding or no-life'ing. Always seems to work way better for me.
>>165270579
Jesus christ this dynamic spawn rate is so bad combined with the lag. Ive honestly died about 15 times because of 2 new mobs spawning on top of me in combat and Im only lvl11
This queue is impossible for me to beat, sometimes my internet decided to drop off and I end up back of the queue. I am so fucking mad right now lads seriously reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>165270468
thiiiiiiiiis
>>165270638
>>165270635
>>165270530
>not cracking open a 30 of Miller High Life(the champaign of beers) at 11am and drinking/playing/annoying the fuck out of everybody until you pass out
>>165269649
I think they just dug a hole into their pig den and force-fed the little things to shit out babies, I've had people chokehold the server just by autistically farming chickens for weeks many times so I don't doubt the power of authentic vanilla farmstock cruelty simulator 2016.
Generally I could write a book on hilarious shit on my hosting career, but after a while you forget the cool and funny shit and everything gets replaced with the really strange and awkward shit, and at this time I'm pretty certain in /nosg/ and not /mcg/, so I think I'll cut the storytime here.
>>165270585
very funny
>>165270579
>be chink
>its my birthday
>mom got me a canister of disease and pollution free air to huff on and a meal that isn't just rotting chicken and some stale bread
finally living the high life for once
>>165270902
Damn. Thanks for sharing though.
>>165270526
Step on me.
>>165270638
>>165270635
>drink only water
didn't know I was in a /v/ gamer fuel thread
>>165270579
>>165270972
>tfw you've been grinding for 36 hours straight after moving into your new apartment and it decides to tip over
>>165270945
Why is it funny?
I knew you'd just laugh at me if I tried..
>>165270606
fucking finally
>>165271029
Yes you are, if you want to be a real GAMER and get GAMER GAINS you gotta ditch the energy drink BRO
DO I USE HEALING WAVE OR LESSER HEALING WAVE
Rate my anti-gank build build
>>165271157
alright since elysium is basically dead and gone what are we rolling on F R E S H F R E S H
>>165271231
10/10
>>165270530
>Energy drinks are some of the most unhealthy garbage
Literally majority of stuff you do in life is unhealthy, stupid retard. Drinking a couple of energy drinks in your life is far from what's goign to kill you.
>>165271102
I was testing you and you failed. Sorry, I like manly men with some backbone.
>>165271231
http://db.vanillagaming.org/?talent#IV0bZbxhzT
>>165270606
maybe this will become the normie server for all the jobbers who come home and complain about queues
>10 minutes into China and chill and the atmosphere gives you this look
w-wtf should i do??
>>165270635
>tfw live in a very hard water area so tap tastes like shit
>tfw too jewish to buy bottled
>>165271094
>when your 4 foot by 4 foot living cube is infested with rats
its worth it though to be able to live in a city that's only 8 million people per square mile and the fumes from the plastic toy factory next door are only really bad at night
>>165271443
>that image
What are the most important skills to keep downranked?
>>165270825
same. once i'm in there are no problems because if i DC i have that 3 minute grace period so i can log in again. but it's just impossible to get past a queue over 1000 or so.
>>165271362
Interesting because I was testing you also
I only like them if they have a bit of fight hehe
>>165271551
For what class?
>Wailing Caverns
>consistent 10k population
>gold sellers near extinct
>no queues
>BWL/ZG out with AQ right around the corner
Why would you go and play a lesser chinese server like fresh when the whitemans paradise server is actually functional?
>logging into game server
>>165261691
Yes
>>165271443
http://www.freedrinkingwater.com/ro-counter-detail.htm
Hello 4channers!
>>165271610
I feel you my man I'm in the exact same situation, gona give it one more attempt and if it doesn't work will just have to hope for a server restart
>>165271752
unironically kys
>>165271660
The old pvp server is literally ALL girls, that's why.
Well, there's some boys left but they've already been scooped up and made into pleasure slaves for the alpha female tanks.
>>165271615
So?
>>165271832
Are you a girl? Can I break your spirit and make you mine?
>>165271615
I like you more now
Defias traitor, is the whole "share while in raid" thing just a ruse?
It didnt show up in my quest log.
>>165271832
>ywn be a boyslut healer for a big dominant girltank
>yfw GRIZZLY member in ironforge puts in 2 tidal charms into the trade window and cancels it while /wink emoting at you
BAN THESE FAGGOTS REE
>>165259163
>queue back up to 10k today
if people didn't find ways to not afk dodge the queue would be 40mins
>>165271946
why the fuck are you in a raid
>>165271991
>He fell for the good ol' Tidal Charmaroo
>>165272035
keep telling yourself that queuecuck
>>165271920
Yeah whatever
All you sluts want is my huge erection, fat stacks and hip hop sports car
>>165272194
honestly man, if you get that kind of whisper and aren't accepting the invite, asking for lead to mark, and booting the DPS warrior out you're kind of an idiot.
>>165270261
>mage+priest in DM run
>priest has literally one green, which is a shitty pair of boots
>mage is decked out in a hodgepodge of greens
>mage wins gold-flecked gloves
>mage wins lavishly jeweled ring
>mage wins some nice int+spirit pants
>mage wins cookie's stirring rod
>mage wins emberstone staff
>mage wins corsair's overshirt
>everyone is mad because they didn't get shit for drops, but the priest has said nothing despite losing every int roll
>mage actually has the audacity after the run is over to whine about not being topped off halfway in the vancleef fight
I've never felt so bad for someone in all my life.
Today I got to play for about an hour while spending over 6 hours in queue and looking at at least 3 more before I can play again
This is normal and fine in Russia
>>165272035
>go to sleep
>6000 in queue
>wake up
>2000 in queue
>go use the bathroom
>you have been disconnected
>requeue
>position in queue : 9000
n-no.... I don't deserve this.... I'll be good...
>>165272261
You replied to someone pretending to be me and ignored me. I liked the ignoring part but since you still haven't asked for my discord, skype or whatever I'm going to stop here.
>>165272194
>nah bro i'm dual wield fury
just get leader """to mark enemies""" find another dps and boot him
tell them if they don't like it they can find another tank
>9945 in queue
That's the closest I've been to playing as of yet.
>>165272194
How much do you have to pay an enchanter as a "tip"? Why don't they ever say it?
>>165272181
i played for like 14 hours yesterday
>>165272313
>emberstone staff in dire maul
>not having full greens/a lot of blues at 58-60
>van cleef in dire maul
???
https://forum.elysium-project.org/topic/31945-why-the-huge-gap-in-population/
Friendly reminder that PvE is for vanilla purists that want true blizzlike experience.
>>165272407
I'm sorry, are you horde btw?
>>165272505
>cuck thinks diremaul is even out
>>165272528
If there was a pvp server capped at 6k i'd play that instead. 12k people is dumb, but pve is boring.
>>165272582
I'm Alliance.
>>165272505
I believe he was talking about VC
>>165272407
Uhh I think you'll find that the real problem is YOU haven't asked me if you were allowed to give me your discord
>>165272582
Not me
>>165270261
>>165272313
>when you win cookie's stirring rod as a mage over a priest despite never using a wand the whole dungeon or while leveling
>when cookie was the last boss so the priest can't ragequit when he loses the roll
>>165272505
When low levels talk about DM they mean Deadmines, moron.
>>165272775
tell him its fair because you can't roll on maces yet he can
>Home for 2 hours already
>Still 5300 people in front of me
>>165271651
Wailing Caverns is fun as fuck. There's so many different paths you can take, and it's absolutely massive with interesting trash mob mechanics.
Deadmines, on the other hand, is just a straight shoot all the goddamn way through with no fun mechanics. And yet people still manage to wipe their groups.
FUCKING DDOS THE SERVER ALREADY SO IT CAN RESTART AND I CAN SKIP QUEUE
>>165272913
wc is such a grind to get through though
Who do I have to whisper to join the Horde guild?
>>165272313
>run SFK as shaman
>win the blue int shoulders over the mage
>angry whispers for the rest of the dungeon
>gets so mad he sets loot to master for the last boss
>dagger drops anyways
What will the chinks do if a new server gets put up? They cant play 2 servers at once
Are non-tank Warriors even worth the effort?
>>165272313
>>priest has literally one green, which is a shitty pair of boots
And whose fault is it?
The mage was in the right.
So why should I be an alliance warlock if horde are better?
>Freshcucks wait in a queue while oldbulls can just log in and play
>>165273061
meet me in front of orgrimmar, I need to test your meme skills
>>165273061
ur mum
>>165273098
They will just split their resources, there is so many of them
>>165272681
I'm not going to post my discord in here to get ridiculed and I don't even know if you're telling the truth.
Maybe we will meet ingame some day and become friends.
>battling for a tag on a mob that spawns every 15 min
>vanillacucks actually find this "fun"
LMAO
>>165273061
klinklank (or anyone else) for <placeholder>
>>165273231
name literally one thing that's more fun
one.
i'm waiting, kiddo.
Nost PvE dodged a bullet with the new server being PvP. The majority of their server is still leveling, and Nost PvP lost quite a lot of its levelers with the new server.
>>165273134
>freshcucks playing on a shitty queuefest server
>freshcucks playing on shit fresh server when a new fresh server is just around the corner and old has been up for ages already
is this what it feels like to be an unwanted child lol
>>165273231
This is an issue with overpopulated servers, not vanilla.
If you had 15k fresh characters trying to level at the same time in Legion you'd have the exact same issue.
>>165273231
Other than Rare Spawns, this never happened in actual retail vanilla.
>>165273210
How will I know its you
>>165273231
Do they not have the spawn rate upped for quest boss mobs?
I finally got through the queue last night and it definitely seemed like normal mobs spawned faster despite there being more players.
>>165273429
You just will... if it's meant to be.
>>165273530
I'm fucking livid
Very disappointed
>>165273450
>Do they not have the spawn rate upped for quest boss mobs?
No. And The Test of Strength boss in Thousand Needles has a 30 min spawn timer
>cutepost on /nosg/
>get disconnected
>10k queue
t-thanks.
>>165273231
just go do something else idiot why are you standing there it probably doesnt even give good exp lmao
>>165273429
You won't. And it's highly unlikely because I probably won't continue, it was a rather stupid thing to say.
>>165273616
I hope all these disconnect posts are related to shitty broadband and not the server.
>>165273616
Good, someone more deserving will take your spot. Faggot.
>incoming 4th filled server
>still no C&D to the server hoster by blizznerds
sumfin
sumfin aint rite here
>>165263742
please refrain from posting my wife, thanks
>>165273648
I WILL find you
I WILL have my way
>>165273730
They may have, just they didn't make it public
Remember to love a fem tauren.
>>165273801
If they would've sent the letters directly to the server hosters in France, there would've been some kind of action taken, and worst case scenario they would've had to move server locations.
Reminder the only server Ally cucks play on is PvE
https://elysium-project.org/status
They accept their beta attempts at world pvp are pathetic
Who has more members, alliance guild or horde? and any idea on raid times eventually for either of them?
Thank you.
When is the next server restart?
>>165263462
>playing something other than troll for any class trolls can be
what are you some kind of retard who hates good racials?
>charge quillboar
>miss
>parry
>mage tags it with fireblast
>crit on it to pull aggro
>mage runs away
JUST WAIT UNTIL I GET 60 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
My love quest is on lads
I'm going to beat down every female elf I see until I catch the right one
then I will force it out of you
I WILL MAKE YOU LOVE ME
>>165273596
lol that's retarded but don't fuckin do it and go grind
>>165273792
Maybe.
My hands stopped shaking for the first time in 3 weeks so thank you for that.
>>165273963
Both of them are the same, like 100+ members in both. Though the horde one would be bigger if it wasn't split in 2
>get sub 100 in queue after 6 hours
>disconnect
When is the server going to crash already? It's fucking impossible to actually get in from the queue.
Started queue 10000 @ 12:00pm
4321 @ 2:21pm
This blows bros
>>165274169
honestly not that bad speed m8.
how is everyone beating the queue? i either disconnect randomly or freeze at a certain number
i cant even consistently stay in the queue for half an hour, nevermind the time itd take to get through 9.6k
tips?
>>165273920
I miss this guy's early artwork.
FUCK WOTF
>>165274198
Wait until the server crashes and disconnects everyone and get in before the queue reforms.
>>165274208
>guy
>>165274249
Your fault for playing alliance warlock
>>165273061
you have to suck the tranny's dick
>>165274267
so i just monitor this thread for the REEEEE or is there a set time?
>>165274271
Yeah he's a guy. Get your shitty memes out of here.
>yuropoors are the biggest queuecucks
pottery
>>165274341
No memes brah, I could've sworn it was a chick that drew those years ago.
>>165274028
then the same mage kites you around with his frost novas, frostbites, slows and shit
>>165274341
It's a girl actually.
>>165274350
yuropoors are also the second highest buyers of gold
Without someone acting like an absolute sperg. What are the objective characteristics of alliance vs horse? Thinking of rerolling to join alliance.
>>165273134
>Implying I ever have to queue
>>165274494
a horse is an animal
>>165274494
Alliance have paladins, better early leveling, and trannies because of night elves
Horde have shamans, better mid-late leveling, and tons of faggots that heard about le epic barrens chat early on
>>165274494
horses are animals
>>165274417
>>165274459
You realize this meme only works if you have proof.
>get in line to get my assreamed
>9992 queue
>been up for an hour
>8000 queue
oh boy
>>165274094
Make an orc or troll and meet me in the valley of trials
You'll know me when you see me
And if you cannot accept me for my race choice on a video game then... well... We have nothing more to discuss
>>165274494
Ally have paladins, though useless apart as healers at level 60.
Ally have easier questing at earlier levels, though gets harder regarding zones to pick at later levels.
Ally community can tend to be a bit more "immature" , but that doesn't mean the horde community isn't
Horde have shammies
Better levelling zones in my opinion at higher levels, though for example at lower levels you're stuck with Barrens and Silverpine, compared to Ally which have Darkshore,Loch Modan, and Westfall
Horde also have closer capital cities to raids.
>>165272386
>weebposting
yeah you deserved it
>make hamburger helper for the first time
>it's actually relatively easy to make and tastes great
huh
>>165272386
do you pee sitting down or standing
this is important
>>165274791
I think there's like a 10k queue right now, sorry.
>>165274891
yeah but try it without the meat sometime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wlZd9YSuDg
>>165274891
It better have been beef stroganoff
This is the closest to an emu general we have so I'll ask here. any good wowhead like sites with Wotlk data?
>tfw the guy who told me to roll ally lock was fucking with me
Redpill me on Seal of the Crusader
When do I use it over Command?
>>165273931
>tfw I always play pvp even though I'm pretty bad at it
It's just more fun.
>>165274494
You should reroll to alliance if you're not too far in yet, because the server is 45-55 in horde favor right now.
As alliance at 60 you'll get fast bg queues. Horde will have to wait 20 minutes every time they want to do a BG.
Alliance leveling is much, much more painful than horde leveling though. Especially in the 30-40 range. Alliance only has 1 flight path in STV while horde has 2 and a zeppelin. Alliance has very shitty access to SM instance while it's so easy for horde to get to.
40-50 Is also better for horde, because Horde has a massive amount of quests in the Hinterlands, while alliance has barely any.
At 60 though, you'll delight in shorter BG queues, better PvE players/Better PUG raids, And very easy access to blackrock mountain for dungeons.
>manage to get on the server
>massive lags, restarts every half hour or so, bugged NPCs and quests, everything is shit
>be stuck in a 5 hour queue
>servers performing optimally, not a single maintenance in sight, everyone is having a grand time except you and 12000 other losers
why the FUCK is this allowed
How are the queues and the starting zones?
I have just been playing FFXIV while I wait for things to quiet down a bit.
Whats the best BG
why dont they just make the tags universal instead of retarded spawn rates varying between 1 sec and 10 minutes?
>>165259301
>tranny free
thank god i didnt want to say anything but holy fuck mandate of heaven is full of faggots gayworshiping some 40 year old fat dude pretending to be a tranny
>>165275240
same desu, i'm awful but if I played pve i'd get so bored
>>165274980
Ah, I guess you're too hip for an oldfriend like me
Shame, I would have given you the world
>>165275193
>>tfw the guy who told me to roll ally lock was fucking with me
why? what's wrong with it?
>>165275193
What's so bad about an ally lock?
>>165275104
I can't tell if this is satire or... what?
>>165265114
>coke zero
>>165275510
>>165275537
nothing you just counter undead with deathcoil
>>165275537
WOTF
>>165275586
t. doesn't know about ulillillia
Is there a single vg guild that isn't worshipping cocks?
>>165274847
lol gachifags vs weebs forsen bajs ww@ Jebaited LUL Kappa
>>165275707
the based finngols
>>165275631
>"alliance lock is bad! undead can break your fear with WOTF!"
>mfw warlock is so OP that it doesn't matter anyways
>>165275378
Universal tags are the only thing legion did right desu, theres no point to the shitty one person tag system
>>165275707
no
now fuck off
jesus i leveled to 34 on alliance in oldnost
on fresh server i rerolled horde and it feels so fucking great to be back
FUCK ALLIANCE
I literally never ran a dungeon with a competent healer/tank
The tank never fucking marked a single mob
Everyone was just stupid as shit even if they were a little bit nicer
I'd take people that know what the fuck they're doing anyday over people that don't know shit and fuck things up constantly
Also the fucking leveling zones sucked dick
Duskwood, Redridge, Wetlands, and Ashenvale are ALL contested while Barrens is horde controlled
1 single bored 60 stopped the entire zones leveling
I now agree that blizz gave horde better shit but I won't say they favored them cause I think it just happened on fucking accident. So many things in vanilla wow just worked and they didn't really know why at a design point.
>>165275231
you dont use it, you judge it
>>165275707
>he doesn't worship cocks
what are you, a faggot?
how is the class ratio right now in the new server?
all rogues and warriors?
>70 in que
im so excited guys
>>165274792
>Horde also have closer capital cities to raids.
Except for the first two.
>>165275783
>in retail Vanilla, until they got that one off-GCD mini-fear I forget the name of, Warlocks were literally the laughing stock of PVP and free kills
redpill me on this build
>>165275975
Mages = Warriors > Rogues
16%/16%/13%
>>165275975
all horde are undead
warrior and mage are the top 2 classes
most played class/race combo is obviously undead rogue but still
>>165275504
>I would have given you the world
You've already done that by stopping the shaking and talking to me.
It seems most people think I'm really popular or something which scares them off while in reality I'm leveling alone all the time and the only whispers I get are from goldsellers. I always try to group up with guild members if I see them out in the world but they always leave after doing 1-2 quests and I'm too retarded to say anything.
So I was playing a bit last night and got my troll priest to 7 or 8 before i stopped bacause fuck camping for quest mobs. Is it just easier to grind levels or what.
>8000 in queue
Can the server just crash already so I can hop the queue? Fuck
>>165276151
its not tbc yet
>>165276151
It's a rogue build.
>>165275975
someone posted this right before i went to bed last night
it's horde only
>>165276151
not good, more combat for PvE, more assass for PvP
>>165276138
That's also because early vanilla had terrible itemization.
Warlocks scale very good with gear in pvp, So even if they didn't get the new death coil they'd still be strong if they have BWL gear.
>>165276154
>>165276169
is there a way to see the actual numbers or is this just from what you see?
>>165276151
Hope you have a 2.8 speed mace or sword for your main hand. Or was 1.12 after they normalized hemo to 1.7?
4k to go
looking for the addon name that turns ur UI black and let move shit, ty!
>>165276312
I hate having to pick Undead for Mage. I'm a Troll at heart but muh slight edge in PvP.
>>165276495
>being so much of a cucked that you get your UI blacked
>>165276151
it's fucking garbage
Why is Alliance leveling so shit? The Horde bias is real.
Cya soon!
>>165276724
Server restarts in 15 seconds you dumb cunt
>>165274669
>>165274792
>Alliance
>Easier early leveling
Is this a meme? 10-30 is a breeze for Horde
>>165276684
yeah dude blizzard was definetely biased towards horde in vanilla ffs
progressive WoD when?
>>165276724
quickly reset your router because otherwise you will get the ''session expired'' message because you've been in queue for too long.
>>165276361
Get the census mod and run it. Numbers vary quite a bit based on the time of day.
16/16/13 is what I get normally when purging the data and scanning about 3 hours from now, so US primetime. The number of mages vs. warriors is the only thing that really varies a lot based on the time of day from what I've seen.
>wake up
>log on
>go to craigslist meetup with my boyfriend
>come back 7 hours later
>2000 in queue
what the fuck
Are human mages viable? I'm not playing one of those autismo midgets
>>165276684
Redridge, duskwood, elwynn is all great. What do we get, some shitty mudhut tier starting zone or a misty piece of shit and then barrens barrens barrens for a million levels
>>165276684
>Have to auto-run for 45 minutes to get to the best leveling dungeon in the game (SM)
>On top of that, have to auto-run for 1 hour just to get to Desolace in order to get the SM quest (which is overleveled compared to the rest of the quests in desolace)
>ONE (1) flight path in STV, the most important leveling zone in the game
Blizzard were horde playing assholes who rigged the game in their favor
>>165276879
why is she drinking cum?
>>165261463
Crabs is known dog shit and was shunned from the honor farming group last server for being so embarrassing
>>165276854
Easier levelling for ally in the sense that they have more zones to choose from compared to Horde, at early levels
>>165260237
you're a fucking loser lol nobody tried to even get that name
>>165276495
modui?
>the guild is not international
>they advertise it in english
i can give a pass to the NA guilds, but why do people do this?
>>165276883
no reason to play one over a gnome, so it depends on your definition of viable
just go horde
>>165276893
>redridge
>elwynn
>good
Nice me.me
>>165276387
>Oh shit, I'm sorry.
>Sorry for what? Our devs taught us not to be ashamed of our queue. 'Specially since they're such good size and all.
>Yeah, I see that. Your devs gave you good advice!
>It gets bigger when I afk in it.
>Mmm!
>Sometimes I crash the server!
>Well my devs taught me a few things too like how not to crash the server by afking inside the game.
>Will ya show me?
>I'd be right happy to!
>>165277012
More zones doesn't mean anything when you have to go back and forth from 3 zones over and over again wasting time auto-running. Horde early leveling is easier, Barrens/Stonetalon are closer and have more, easier quests. They also have RFC and WC for early dungeons while alliance only has Deadmines which requires a very painful quest to even get the most xp out of.
>>165261463
>>165261658
>THE SHITTY OF GRIZZLY
>>165277123
my sides
>>165277012
Barrens is fuck huge and might as well count as 2 zones
>>165277102
they are nice my dude, compared to trisfal and silverpine, or durotar. The first two look the same and I can't see shit and the latter is complete garbage with no storyline.
>>165277183
Not really, I got from 10-15 in Westfall, and the rest in Loch Modan.
Stonetalon can be hell for levelling with how much you have to run.
I think DM is better than RFC since it gives better gear on an overall standard, and WC is just such a long dungeon. Ally also have Stockades at only a few levels later.
Quick guys, this is very important:
>SHAMAN
or
>PALADIN
for PvP healslut endgame?
>>165275783
Warlocks are gods but so fucking boring
do aol emails not work for account activation? will hotmail not work either?
>>165277462
pala
https://www.reddit.com/r/ElysiumProject/comments/5neoqp/message_to_the_elysium_team/
>>165277462
Shaman if you want to play Horde.
Paladin if you want to play Alliance.
>>165276184
How do I find you
>>165260565
bump, i must know
>>165276367
Hemo and Ghostly should be unnormalized. Should being the operative word, who knows with these incompetent Ivans.
>>165277777
>>165277698
By playing Alliance
ree?
fuck
guys how do i become a meme?
ANY PALADINS HERE WANT TO GO FUCK UP SFK?
>>165279523
You don't willingly, you have to earn it, others make you a meme
>>165276151
>trying to HARP without adrenaline rush
>>165279601
b-b-but shamans did it by himself
>>165278967
>>165279309
woo boy.
how the fuck am i supposed to remember what any of this shit does in the addon pack
>>165280323
did you know every feature of the default ui when you started?
>>165261831
who here
>RADICAL LEFTIST
>>165280572
yea?
>>165276974
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/woman-develops-iq-of-220-after-drinking-sperm-everyday-for-a-year/
to become more intelligent
why does bullying knife-eared fags feel so good?
>>165277123
holy shit perfect
Thats it. Im switching to Nost PVP. You fucking neets never go rest. There is never a moment of downtime on Elysium.
>position 7k
>190 minute wait
>every hour of the say
JUST FUCKING
GO AWAY
SLEEP
GET A JOB
I WANT TO PLAY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEwhat should i roll on nost?
>103 in que
>net went out
>>165274169
Finally got in @ 4:10pm
So how do I not log out now
>tfw your g303 Deadalus Apex mouse fails after 24 hours of grinding but you perform a tactical reload and swap in a g502 Proteus Core before your bandage animation finishes
you thought I was memeing but I came prepared
>>165266576
I'll just join whichever guild my cousin joins and disregard 4chancucks all together.
>>165268101
Just wait for a new continent full of humans n sheeeeit.
>>165287240
Some of the remaining Kul'Tiras RP groups have a feeling Old God Jaina is going to come back and hurrdurr Kul'Tiras becomes the new human enemy.
>>165270882
>Drinking american shit