/nosg/ - Nostalrius General

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I'M NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TODAY.

UGH

1st for ntr is for cucks

nostalrius worked with guild masters and e-celebs prior to release, whitelisting their ips and allowing them vip entry so their character and guild names wouldn't be sniped. this happened with both the pvp and pve servers.

elysium wasn't able to correctly do this, so they let people on then temporarily shut down the server. they told gm's and e-celebs to create placeholder characters in the first character slot, with a gibberish name, and then the elysium staff would manually rename those characters to the account owner's desired name, whether or not it was taken. if you sniped a name then you will be forced to rename your character upon login.

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Come home white man.

How do I level as an orc or undead?

I should be getting ready for my inauguration, but I am attempting to play this, and it just won't work. Sad!

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You think you do, but you don't.

First for i quit i'll be back in a week

I'm hungry.

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SLAM THAT MUDDAFUKIN LOGIN BUTTON

IF U CANT PLAY NOBODY GONNA

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>tfw have to write a twelve page thesis on ancient egyptian influence on modern hip hop but cant stop spamming login

when will puddi kill himself?

>>164872469
Really?
I did snipe kezzik from that closeted streamer you guys love.
I seriously doubt he'll play on pvp anyhow tho.

>>164872507
all jokes aside why did he say that

I want russia punished for this

>>164872521
Who is this semon demon?

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>Want to join the alliance discord to lurk
>Have no energy for the socialization required to whisper one of the in crowd for an invite

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LET ME FUCKIN QUEUE SLAVSHITS SO I CAN GO LAY IN MY WARM COMFY BED WHILE I WAIT

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>>164872492
Young boy sits at home, in front of his computer. Tries to log into a Vanilla WoW server, but it doesn't work. Many such cases!

>>164872539
is this clairedog
wtf happened

>>164872492
Many Such Cases! Much retaliation ahead, just watch!

https://discord.gg/FWT3pkU

Alliance Fresh Start Tranny Trap BoiPussi Feminine Penis Server!

>>164872574
he said he had no intentions of playing on the fresh server so you should be ok

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when is it over

>>164872492
8 years cuck

I cancelled watching the Snowden movie with my dad for this

>supposed to be driving my kid to pSATS but playing this instead
me I got him an uber.

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Ban China.
Ban China.
Ban China.
Ban China.
Ban China.

STOP BEING ENTITLED
*hands over wife to bbc bull*
ITS A FREE PRIVATE SERVER
*raises other mans child*
THIS SERVER IS RUN BY VOLUNTEERS

>Authenticating
>Disconnected from Server
>Authenticating
>Disconnected from Server
>Authenticating
>Disconnected from Server
>Authenticating
>HANDSHAKING
>You typed your password wrong :^)

Just fucking kill me.

>>164872570
What class? I think you're joking but that would be a fun paper.

>>164872603
too drunk, sry

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It doesn't work. Once I get lucky enough to get through authentication I disconnect immediately.

This is the last time I support russian hackers.

>>164872697
the server is down anyway. if you actually get to success! it just dc's you.

>>164872570
organize it in your head while logging in, so you can just write it down without having to stop to think

>>164872681
no one likes you cucky ethan go away

yfw i secured yarrick on the fresh pvp

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SLAM THAT SERVER BOYS

SHOW EM WHOS THE BOSS

NOSTALGIA FAGS BTFO

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>>164872645
here is a qt

>>164872724
YOU JUST KNOW

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>>164872645

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rate my raiding lock build

>>164872576
PR suicide if they accept that their current game is worse than what they had.

so which fraction is more /pol/ like ?

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Get on discord and whisper any of these guys for an invite to the alliance guild discord.

Manlet#9316
Alx#3073
Erlik#4852
Infamy#5916
Madti#7077
Squish#0671
qlurf#6906
Ara#4906

Try whispering several in case they are distracted trying to desperately login into the server.

110 people online and half of them on voice, stay away from the shitposting horde guild.

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YOU CAN'T COMPLAIN
THEY'RE A DEDICATED TEAM
IT'S FREE
YOU'RE JUST ENTITLED
IT'S FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>164872507
and he's right

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>>164872760
>Navel

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>I just want to play on the other server but you fuckers and these devs' incompetence are ruining the whole system.

This didn't happen on old Nost...

>>164872489
I can't even login, so can't get in the old server

>>164872813
14/88

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>QUEUE PROBLEMS GOYIM?

JUST JUST A SMALL DONATION OF $49.99 YOU CAN UPGRADE YOUR ACCOUNT TO PREMIUM STATUS AND GAIN PRIORITY IN QUEUES!

DONATE TODAY!
https://elysium-project.org/donations

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>elysium-project.org
>504 Gateway Time-out

>>164872786
terrible. get the drain soul 2/2 so you have no down time.
use it when mob has less then 10%

>>164872714
I got through and logged into another server for now just I don't have to go through auth hell again.

World of Warcraft\WTF\Config.wtf has a variable that sets you to Elysium-PvP. Just delete the line.

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>>164872227
>>164872360

>tfw you will actually get to have a Puddi gf

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>>164872645

>>164872570
Its not that hard to just spout memes all over 12 pages.

There's no point in expecting a normal gameplay on fresh right?

Because of the queues?

I'd check myself but I would have to boot Windows.

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I LEFT MY SON ON OPERATING TABLE FOR THIS??

I ONLY HAVE 20 MINUTES BEFORE MY WIFE COMES HOME FROM HER DATE WITH JAMAL AND TYRONE

FUCKING LET ME IN NOW

>>164872786
>he thinks hes a hunter

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should i stay here and spam okay or spam at the login screen?

0-3 Authenticating
4--6 Disconnected from server
7-9 Success!

>>164872870
no you won't, you fucking piece of shit cancer
I'm rich as fuck, I'm neither selling Puddi nor Puddster

>>164872913
this.

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rate my tanking spec

A FRIENDLY REMINDER NOT TO NEVER POST CRACK PAIRINGS

https://anonscans.wordpress.com/

>>164872820
>Tried to whisper one of them
>Got told to fuck off
Did I get baited?

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>>164872913
>Nost PvP
>Medium

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>>164872840
>https://elysium-project.org/donations

yeah, if I could even follow the link to the website without it crashing

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>>164872887

>>164872820
Fuck off with your clique shitposter guild

Elysium Project @elysium_dev 19s19 seconds ago
Elysium PvP should be up in 20 minutes. Thanks for your patience.

HAPPENING

>>164872969
Pretty good

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little litch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Druid Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on BlackWing Lair, and I have over 300 confirmed honerable kills. I am trained in Stranglethorn warfare and I’m the top PVP in the entire Allaince armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another tab target . I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Azeroth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Rogues across the Eastern Kingdoms and your Mail is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat (lvl 300), but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Stormwind Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>164872913

I'm pretty sure that as soon as you click that Elysium PvP button you will get d/c.

If you time it right and click it right after it comes up you might get in really early? Idk. I've been all over the fucking place with this login shit.

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>>164872913
>Nostalrius PvP, Medium

Down again boys

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>>164872784

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>>164872645

I GOT IN, NOT SHITPOSTING

BIG

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>>164873005
Nobody can get past the login to change to Nost.

>>164873017
youre fucked cant past that. go back to the authenticating boss like the rest of us.

>>164873079
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Well, I guess I'll spend the rest of the day filling out applications and playing Skyrim on my Xbone. I'll try again tomorrow.

Elysium Project
@elysium_dev
Elysium PvP should be up in 20 minutes. Thanks for your patience.

I'M IN I'M IN I'M IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

Elysium Project @elysium_dev 59s59 seconds ago

Elysium PvP should be up in 20 minutes. Thanks for your patience.

>>164873079
IM IN

Does race really matter?

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Who oldnost here

mage or druid ? i've been trying to decide for the last 30 mins. please help be bros

>>164872862
And then the moment you click elysium pvp from the realmslist to try again it will throw you back off and you'll have to delete it again each time.

ask a vanilla girl gamer anything

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>>164873079

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>Elysium PvP should be up in 20 minutes. Thanks for your patience.

Elysium Project @elysium_dev 2m2 minutes ago
Elysium PvP should be up in 20 minutes. Thanks for your patience.

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>join the new horde guild to stay away from the shitposting fest that's salty dogs.
>the guy that made the horde guild was a salty dogs guy trying to keep alive and his only goal was to send the influx of people toward salty dogs.

Are we never ever getting a good horde guild?

>>164872820
>shitposting horde guild
>half of your guild is nihilum tranny clique and the other half redditors
I'll join a normie guild that will actually raid, thanks

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>>164873139
>>164873146

IT WASN'T EVEN FUCKING UP? IVE BEEN SPAMMING LOGINS FOR NOTHING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>164873171
how hairy are your armpits ?

>>164873161
im LITTERALY deciding the same

>>164873247
We told you.

>>164872985
please respond

>>164873171
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

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IT'S FREE, YOU CAN'T COMPLAIN GWEILO

>>164873217
>everyone that isn't with me is a tranny or from reddit
I LOVE this meme

>>164873240
Stop spamming these ugly whores

>>164873161
mage if you wanna do good damage in pve and fuck up scurbs in pvp

druid if you want to be a cat or a bear

>>164872820

>Shitposting horde guild

As opposed to you dykes and your inferior races? I'm LMAOing at your life!

INSTANT DISCONNECTS HALP
INSTANT DISCONNECTS HALP
INSTANT DISCONNECTS HALP
INSTANT DISCONNECTS HALP
INSTANT DISCONNECTS HALP

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SUCK IT FAGGOTS

>tfw accidentally cheated on my bf

>>164873116
trump is part of the jew media
two words
goldman
sachs

Ally Guild Discord is comfy as fuck

>>164873098
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you fucking pleb? I’ll have you know i watched every single Tarkovski film, i’ve been posting on /tv/ and imbd for a decade, I watch ATLEAST 21 films every week. I graduated from film school with nothing but 10s and As, i taught my teachers about the art of cinema and patrician film making. You are nothing, simply another braindead capeshit lover, the walking dead watcher, bane shitposter garbage. If Kubrick was alive he'd beg me to write him scripts. While i enrich myself by watching true detective season 1 and The Machinist, you watch game of thrones you fucking loser. Im so superior if hitler was alive he'd clone me and start a whole new hollywood. Go back to /v/ and play your video games kid, i dont want to ever see you again around here, better yet, go kill yourself you fucking piece of shit.

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/* restart but only if we can safely avoid ddos */
if (people_in_queue + people_in_game <= amount_login_server_can_handle) restart();

>DO THIS DEVS

>>164873293
not hairy at all

>>164873353
irvine

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my god i love this. i don't even care that i didn't even get to play yet, the atmosphere is great. 30.000 smelly fat NEET's are staring at their login screen right now spamming their password. alexensual and nosg on my other monitor and drinking hot chocolate while it's snowing outside.

who else /comfy/?

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Rate my mage leveling build
pyroblast>fireblast>wand
repeat

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LET ME IN REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>164873374
No, but you are. Thanks for outing yourself.

>>164873161

>mage
>big dick mfer
>can farm anything with ease
>always needed

>druid
>sad cuck
>heal and buffbot
>can only ERP as a furry

The choice is yours senpai.

>tfw been trying to verify email for the last hour

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>wake up too late
>worried I can't level now
>find out no one has gotten to play anyway

>>164872820
I've added all of these 30 minutes ago
never got invited

PEOPLE ARE IN BUT IM STUCK ON AUTHENTICATING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>164873494
wrong, most people are level 5-10 by now

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>tfw the russians wont let you in anymore

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>>164873240
>tfw she got fat

I still can't login. Anyone else the same? Just getting:

>authenticating...
>disconnected from server

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>you want to tank? but priests can't tan--

>>164873520
that is the most autistic dance ever

>>164873431
Puddi is really pretty, and the only reason people want to join the alliance guild

>>164873520
everybody gets girlfriends so effortlessly except me

>>164873128
You actually get instantly disconnected connecting to Nostalrius-PvP as well. The PvE server seems fine.

>>164873612
stop posting this fat cow

>>164873494
people have already cleared the first boss of deadmines
might as well just wait for the bc server at this point

>>164872913
>medium
HAHAHAHAHA BLIZZBULLS WERE RIGHT

Lookin for a cozy guild i can raid with later on in fresh start - Horde
Discord:
@Grim#8789

>>164873558
> 10
There were 10 6lvl people when they shut it down.

the tweet was a false flag to stop people from logging in so the server won't be spammed with logins.

KEEP SPAMMING LOGIN. IT WILL GO UP ANY MINUTE NOW.

>>164873458
well played, my friend, well played

>>164873623
-k

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>>164873623

>>164873156
ye

>>164873695
> well not played

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>paladins cant DP-

>>164873458

Listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9lMKv_ZlH8 While smoking dank weed reading "The name of the wind". Confy as fuck.

>can't even play on old server due to elysium's own player base ddosing them

>>164873789
JAJAJAJAJA, MIS LADOS

What classes does the alliance guild need?

ITSSSSSSSSSSS UPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!

>>164873869
warriors

>>164873869
Authenticators.

good server, gms just delete tickets

>>164873869
gfs

>>164873770
take your (you)

thanks, names reserved!

>>164873923
i imagine a room full of smoke and part of it is smoldering, full of hairy russians typing furiously
>>164873770

How do I Warlock PVP ?

>pvp server up in 20 mins
>chad tundercock got in 30 mins ago so he's just chilling on his main on the old pvp server while waiting for the new one
>you're still stuck at authenticating

J-J-JUST

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>run ST with a paladin tank
>he goes through four stacks of water because he drinks after every pull

>>164873869
Roll a Darude Sandstorm

>>164874051
JUST what?

>>164873869
Shamans

>>164874041
You get yourself some limited invulnurability potion first.

>>164873585
perfect

>>164874056
shit pally tank Tbh

you shouldn't have to drink at all in ST really, nobody does enough dps at that level that they can pull aggro from you using max rank cons and salv buffing everyone while tanking is SoW

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post doings and listenings while waiting

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>chad thundercock is running shadowfang keep right now
>you're stuck at authenticating

>>164873797

this has to be bait

>>164873869
Shamans

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WHO #OSOC HERE

THEY BE BOTTIN AND SHIT

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>>164874025
>servers open up for a split second, reserved all names i wanted
>disconnected right after

fucking mint

now to not play

>>164874183
Fuck me i miss going to summer camp.

You could get the hottest girls that would never touch you in 100 years outside of their

>>164874000
I can be a cute gf, but I'm hordie!

Anyone watching a streamer? Hamsterwheel, Alex?

>wife is in the other room having her special fun time with DeShawn
>have to go in and clean up the mess soon

PLEASE JUST LET ME IN FOR A BIT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>Chad Thundercock is running DM right now
>You don't even exist yet

>chad thundercock is running Deadmines right now
>you're stuck at authenticating

>>164874301
>special fun time
does your wife play checkers with neighborhood friends too??

>>164874331
>>164874356
:^)))

>Chad just got his first blue
>you're stuck at authenticating

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This is a temporary invite to the Alliance discord, fucking read, Temporary Invite, if you disconnect before a role has been assigned to you, it will kick you from the room.

https://discord.gg/ETzAe
https://discord.gg/ETzAe
https://discord.gg/ETzAe

TEMPORARY INVITE, you need to have a role assigned to you so you don't get kicked from the discord after the invite expires.

to have a role assigned get in touch with one of these online discord members
Manlet#9316
Alx#3073
Erlik#4852
Infamy#5916
Madti#7077
Squish#0671
qlurf#6906
Ara#4906

>>164874279
Wanna level together? Race/class?

>>164874301
horrible post
end your life

>Chad Thundercock is clearing Naxx right now
>you're stuck redownloading

my wife has sex with other men

>tfw took Alexensual as my first name steal

Get fucked you fanboys

how are people getting connected all i get is insta dc
restarted like twice

>>164874390
This guild is based

>>164874390
Fuck off with your circle jerk already and stop spamming

>guy pretending to be a female at the mailbox gives Chad Thundercock 800g from the donations he got standing naked

>>164874408
Will you give me gold?

>Chad just got his first HK
>you're stuck at authenticating and your PC is overheating

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>Chad Thundercock is dualboxing with two 60s and farming black lotuses while raiding Onyxia with his football team
>you haven't even created your character yet

>>164874471
based on what?

>netorare wasn't taken

HAHA

YES

>>164874390
fucking finally, half the people that can assign roles have me muted :v)

>>164874521
who's the kid

Is https://elysium-project.org/status bullshit or are there actually 5000 people on the server with 16 min uptime?
It's supposed to be offline for maintenance...

>>164874453
the server isnt even up
calm down you fucking autismos

Elysium Project @elysium_dev 16s 16 seconds ago

Elysium PvP is now back online.

>Chad just got his first binding
>you're stuck at handshaking

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>Disconnected from server

>>164874548
shit name, going to kick you from all of my groups

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>hey can you tank?
>yep
>yo, we need a healer
>I'm in
>damn we need a ranged DPS
>I can do that
>melee on whelps!
>yes, sir!

>Chad Thunderfury already has his legendary
>He's on warlock

>>164874573
asian jew abomination

How do I level up? Every boar is taken.

>>164874224
Fapping to yaoi

>>164874443
eh, its funny to snag the name but he doesnt use it in game that often.
realistically it doesn't matter either way since he cant handle streamsniping (or pvp with anyone that is higher than 7 levels below him) so he isn't fucking with the pvp server.
I could see him streaming some garbage pre-22 or so but nothing more.
As to what kind of faggot would watch that, who knows, but i cant imagine why anyone would watch him on the pve server anyhow. WOW SOMEONE QUESTING, WOW SOMEONE WIPING IN DM:N.

>>164874471
>samfu spamming his disgusting dick
>babynigger being a faggot
>puddi being an annoying attention whore
This same fagging to pretend your guild isn't shit is pretty funny

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LET ME IN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

im fucking in boys

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How do we fight the authentication boss?

im trying to make an account and i keep getting an error REEEEEEEEE

>>164874603
The thing is the server isn't up but if you're inside you're already past the authentication thingy so you can get on the queue asap

Elysium Project @elysium_dev 16s 34 seconds ago

Elysium PvP is now back online.

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>>164874671
link me sum

>>164874612
epic

>Chad, Brad and Thad already have Un'goro on lockdown
>you pasted your pw into the name box

>>164874732
We don't fight it, we submit.

>>164874716

m-masaka

>level 5
>past the rush

Feels good man

Before the restart, it seemed like it was going okay. Insanely packed but the respawn was fast as fuck, you could just camp a single mob and do fine.

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>High Warlord Chad Thundercock is opening the Dark Portal right now
>you're installing Warcraft: Orcs and Humans from floppy disk

FLESH FOR THE HANDSHAKER
BLOOD FOR THE AUTHGOD

who the fuck is chad

>>164874732
gross

>>164874754
I just read whatever is new on sad panda.

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>mfw i'm in

How do you level up? Can't find shit to kill.

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>>164874623
>barber : what kinda build you want son
>gimme that "I can dps/heal/tank/pvp/pve/leveling/soloing/rping/griefing/no downtime build"
>barber : say no more senpaichi

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>>164874790
>chad, brad and thad
>not chad, todd and track

>>164874870
it was hilarious watching trains of exploration fags going around

IM IN

STUCK AT LOGIN FOR HOURS
FUCK OFF
>>164874856
nice 2000 meme man

whisper me pls my name is waifus ingame

I AM IN THIS IS NOT A DRILL I AM IN

>gold sellers donating to Alexsensual to advertise on his stream

KEK

ITS UP
>ITS UP
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>ITS UP

>>164874709
Stop shitposting, there will be people like that everywhere, the fucking Salty Dogs discord was pretty much Puddi posting for straight up 3 weeks a month ago, Babymetal is a sperg but that's just 1 person out of a 100, stop trying to demonize an entire guild because of a single autist.

>AUTHENTICATING

I JUST WANT TO LOG IN ON OLD PVP SERVER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Is Mulgore a good place to level up 1-5 right now?

IT'S UP

>>164875041
Stay away from mulgore you piece of shit

>>164875045
kys sir

>2 people level 8 already

>Chad is farming DM:E
>you got a trojan from your 1.12 torrent

This general is /b/ tier cancer

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ITS not

IN

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congrats to the guy who sniped my name

you reached your goal, I'm not rolling here because of you, see you on Crestfall

Was already playing but then.
>HEY GUYS, LETS RESTART PERFECTLY WORKING SERVER
Can't get in for two hours.

>login
>instantly disconnected

nice server putin. trump fucked us.

>>164875093
That grass feels so great under my stinky troll feet

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>>164875098
Stop posting your 3D whores, they're truly disgusting.

>>164875041
Well, every other horde zone is absolutely unplayable.

>>164875150
What was the name?

>>164875035
oldcucks BTFO

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>>164875093
your plains are mine, milkboy

>>164875150
what was it?

>>164875150
boo hoo

>>164874969
if someone mapped out a perfect route it's not the worst idea assuming the respawns weren't buffed, but i'd hate not having cash for a weapon or early skills. I guess that's all fixable tho.
I made a decent route awhile back for the k2 launch but never ended up using it. It was able to hit level 4 in like 50 minutes, wasn't sure it was worth it. level 3 was like 28 minutes or so.
Horde side.
All irrelevant now so whatever.
the worst was waiting for the death timer rez thing. i guess it depends on which someone found more annoying, that or camped spawns.

>Sucess!
what did he mean by this?

for those of you still on the authenticating thing, i've gotten past it tree times and it still logs me off when i select elysium pvp so don't get too happy if you suddenly log on

>>164875150
All 8 of my chars on nost have the same name, if i cant have it on fresh i wont play.

post samfu dick

Anyone else downloading DAOC to play Uthgard like that one anon suggested? Is it worth it if I've never even tried daoc?

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>making the best out of scraps

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>>164875183
Not everyone is a weeb loser like you

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>>164875227
>don't get too happy
that wont be a problem

watching all the streamers stuck at login looking sad lol

>Tauren in UD starting area

Who the fuck would sumbit themselves to this torture

>>164874051
>cant play this garbage vanilla server
>cant play on my country's server because nobody is selling characters since its fucking dead
JUST

FUCK

MY

STOP POSTING THESE WHORES

YOURE MAKING ME WANNA JACK OFF

how long until the next random restart with no warning?

i was in... then d/c... back to authenticating roulette

""""""success""""""

>>164875273
What's this girl's deal other than having fat tits and a rich dad and taking lots of pics of herself?

>>164875241
Why would you save those terrible names?

Elysium Project @elysium_dev 25s ago
Elysium PvP is back up!

>>164875295
im considering giving my truck a tune up just to get away from spamming log in

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>>164875219
>Disconnected from server
what did he mean by this?

>>164875371
nothing man you nailed it

>>164872887
Why would you have to boot to Windows? Wow works perfectly on wine

nice login you got there
it would be too bad if someone disconnected you from server..

Connecting...

>>164875371
one might wonder what any girls' deal is. see one, you've seen them all.

gg

>>164875461
that's why i prefer girls (male)

ITS UP

>get in
>start making character
>creating character
>DISCONNECTED

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

what hair color should my troll have?

>>164875452
went from a solid 7 to a possible 9 with shades on

>fucking butterfaces

IM IN

500 QUEUE

>come up with a complete meme name for my paladin
>by a random stroke of luck be one of the first to login without a queue
>get all my other names reserved no problem
>Theretgod is taken
wat de fug

REEEEEEEEEEEE I SEE PEOPLE STREAMING THE GAME BUT IM STUCK ON AUTHENTICATING

>doing BRD
>arena bugs out, nothing spawns and we are fucking stuck with everything closed
>everyone DCs and I don't wanna be TPd to wherever the fuck
>alt f4
>can't login now

I WISH

I WISH EVERYONE IN THE WORLD WOULD DISAPPEAR FOREVEEEEEEEEEEEER

>>164875452
Brehs...

IM GAY

>>164874623
Posting builds this shitty should be a bannable offense

Elysium Project @elysium_dev 30m30 minutes ago
Elysium PvP should be up in 20 minutes. Thanks for your patience.

>>164875150
Backstabbath?

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>>164875150
It shouldn't make me so salty, but the fact that 90% of the people who took all the names wont even make it past level 35 before quitting, let alone reaching 60 irks me.

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>>164875452

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>Trying to authenticate

>>164875578
hershey is shit tier chocolate

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I missed the first few hours.

Has anything horrible happened yet? I'm wondering if I should wait until next week to log in.

>>164875595
chat is going so fast nobody will see your post buddy

JUST PUT ME IN THE FUCKING QUEUE ALREADY REEEEEEEEE
YOU UFCKING ASSHOLES

>>164875678
was working fine until BASED!!!!!! russia decided to pull the plug

Can you change skills after picking them?
Can you re-customize your character later?

I'm a big noob and don't wanna fuck this up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOfe1bX8bII&list=PLDCB93A0D85FB6EBA&index=2

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>captcha has the word "calle"

>>164875773
Yes

>>164875773
Yes, no.

>>164875773
yes, but you have to unlearn them

no

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>WOOO WE DID IT WE HAD A PERFECT LAUNCH CHEERS EVERYONE! WOOO!
>so now what do we do?
>i dunno let's restart the server and see what happens

>>164875758
server offline lol

>>164875537

>get in
>make character
>enter world
>cancel cinematic
>game just closes

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>Chad Thundercock is already through MC
>His face

>>164875773
>Can you change skills after picking them?
Yes, it costs a few silver but will get more expensive the more you do it.
>Can you re-customize your character later?
No.