SERVER LAUNCHES IN UNDER AN HOUR EDITION
OFFICIAL DISCORD:
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
set realmlist logon.elysium-project.org
set realmlist logon.elysium-project.org
>What is this?
This is the Nostalrius general. A private server for vanilla world of warcraft. We're currently waiting on the new nost server release.
SERVER RELEASES TODAY!!
OFFICIAL HYPE DISCORD:
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
>Server homepage
https://elysium-project.org/
>Vanilla WoW database
http://db.vanillagaming.org
>Leveling Guide
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-Z2vplxWZACKmCpw1B8vexKQ2vwjRqFRjcJhHjAxxJg/edit
>Nos Pre-Bis
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1j81TgG0p_HrYKajiUiQfYIoSUx1culzy2u_Fc4wtiS8/edit#gid=329725463
>Leveling Specs
http://imgur.com/a/aNm8V#0
>Big Addon Pack
http://www.wow-one.com/forum/topic/3573-vanilla-112-addons-download/
Prev: >>164847014
FIRST FOR HORDE UP
MAGYARORSZĂG
>>164859216
based
Elf boys.
>stuck at authenticating
reee
20 minutes to go?
20 minutes more!
HORDE OR ALLIANCE HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>>164859321
ALLY
pretty excited
WE'RE ROLLING HORDE RIGHT?
WARRIOR or ROGUE ? still cant decide
pros and cons please
more specifically im thinking about arms and combat
pros:
both are best dps
warrior could tank making it easier to form a grp
rogue more reliable dpswise tho
cons:rogue less buttons to press than warrior (less skillful)
warrior hard to level, rage starving
what else ? inb4 rogues can stealth
sell me the product
If I stay on the realmlist will it work?
>he isn't joining a multi lingual guild
LMAO@you low iq shitters
AUTHENTICATING
.
.
DISCONNECTED FROM SERVER
>>164857739
Sorry not an ERPing alliance faggot
Which Alliance race has the best feet?
>>164859321
>Hell yeah new server i'll roll horde
>been sitting in the discord for the past week
>the discord is literally filled with racist meme spouting dude-bros
Join alliance.
why is it telling me that the new pvp server is still offline, even when i log out and log back in?
>>164859321
>this close to launch
>there are people that *still* haven't decided their faction, race, and class
it's not like you were given weeks to think about it and plan
>>164859356
>OOOGA BOOGGA WHERE DA WHITE WYMYN AT??????????
King's honor, friend.
>>164859356
no you idiot nosg/krog/wpsg always goes alliance
hordies won't even raid
>>164859401
Draenei
Do I keep spamming the change server button as long as I am logged in or do I restart the client with set realmname elysium pvp
which one will work help I'm scared
>>164859371
warriors are horrible first characters, they cost so much fucking money.
>>164859452
ignore this poster, he's false flagging
Which guild has the most girls(male)?
ITZZZZZZZZZ UUUUUUUP
>>164859404
we on saltydogs are NOT racist YOU'RE JUST A KEK
YOU'RE THE RACIST KEK THIS IS WHY YOU LOST
stFU old server FAGGOT
So best way to login is the normal way, or change realm list?
Night elf priest is the objectively superior choice for a over populated pvp server, prove me wrong fags.
ELYSIUM PVP SERVER SHOWS AS OFFLINE
EVEN AFTER LOGGING OUT AND LOGGING IN
WHY CAN'T I SEE IT?
Is anyone else getting the dc from server shit?
17 MINUTES
17 MINUTES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3W5ngVTtRE
>alliance
>80 in voice chat
>all in one guild
>clear goals and leadership
>horde
>3 splinter guilds
>no leadership
>"salty dogs"
>>164859378
Thought it was just me.
>>164859509
lol???
without vsync screen is tearing and unplayable, with vsync on there is much input lag.
any solution to this ?
gtx 1070, i5 6600, win10
interestingly enough i dont have this issue on laptop, only on stationary pc
>>164859542
because it's offline you flaming fag
>>164859452
>wpsg always goes alliance
>>164859216
Logged on on Nost but can't see the realm list.
Anyone know how to move questie's quest tracker out of the middle of my screen? It's locked, as far as I can tell, and no combination of shift or ctrl and right/left clicks will move it.
>>164859523
pics or it didn't happen
What's the alliance discord?
>>164859601
Press escape 3 times and it should appear.
If I stay on the server list, will I see it change from offline to online without having to log off and back on?
Error 504
Gateway time-out
>>164859605
ctrl+shift+left click drag
>>164859573
g-sync
>Retrieving realm list...
...
...
...
>Session Expired.
FUGG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3G0LMa3HUec
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3G0LMa3HUec
>>164859542
we got memed
>>164859561
>horde are the underdogs
we will take our revenge for all of this bullying, you just wait
>>164859321
All the retards namefags are going Alliance so you'll probably wnat to go Horde to get a kill or two.
>>164859674
how do you even see the server list
all I get is retrieving then session expired
>>164859350
" Shoo shoo globalist jew "
>>164859454
barney faggot spotted
None of you are playing today. Do you realize how many fucking people are about to ass rape their servers?
>>164859718
what up itsreal what race you rolling on ally side?
>>164859573
Play in full-screen instead of windowed.
tfw i never preroll joints but i just did now for as soon as the realm goes up i can stay lit
>>164859561
>a rag tag group of horde splinter guilds under the one guise "salty dogs" raids and completes naxx before an unnamed alliance guild is even geared for MC
>>164859350
shoo shoo globalist jew
Am I still allowed to bully healers and dps as a paladin tank, or is that exclusive to warriors?
>>164859746
You need to log back in if it says session expired. You idled too long and it booted you.
>Stuck at Authenticating
>Stuck at Retrieving Realm List
Looks like I wont be playing...
servers probably won't even be up in time for the release time lmao
>get ganked by mage
>come back for payback
>he is gone
Everytime. God I hate this fucking game. Faction vs faction is dogshit.
In la2 he would've stayed because the reason he would kill me is to try to dominate spot.
I won't even remember that guy name in 1 hour.
Can't decide name of my new character, please help.
anyone else stuck at authenticating?
ANYONE ELSE STUCK ON AUTHENTICATING OR IS IT JUST ME
AUTHENTICATING
DISCONNECTED
Wat do?
Post more hype music, fags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjVkNwUU5sk
>>164859827
Aleksensual
>>164859897
youre fucked
ITS UP ITS UP
HOLLYYYY SHIT
>server up in 13 minutes
>still havent thought of a name
>>164859827
Pumpmyrump.
Or Cocksocket.
1-4 warrior
5-7 mage
8-9 warlock
0 rogue
>>164859826
99% of wpvp is pointless and offers no reward
and people constantly bitch to the devs to fix the 1% (devailsaur mafias, china claiming DM:E)
So which one is fresh again? nostalrus pvp or pve?
>>164859827
>tfw I can't decide either
>try to play elysium
>cant connect
>try to play retail
>connected
?
>>164859937
Rolling because why not.
>all these ledditors that think it's up
how fucking retarded can you be holy shit
i cant hold all this hype im gonna masturbate and eat my cum!!!!
>>164859827
>Just gonna scramble for some good names when it comes up
>If all else fails I have a backup name no one ever uses
>>164859918
How so?
>>164859947
Elysium PvP is the fresh one
>>164859937
roll
>>164859948
Nicker
might net you a ban though.
>>164859994
Heh, mind if I join? :-)
10 MINS!!!!
Yes, you niggers, we all use the same login server.
When its down, its down for everyone.
Shut the fuck up.
>>164859789
DUDE WEED LMAO
WHO STOLE MY NAME
>>164859653
WW@ senpai
>alt+f4 to fix bug
>can't comeback in
>>164860062
DON'T USE RACIAL SLURS
HOW DO I CHANGE REALM TO ELYSIUM PVP BEFOREHAND SO I CAN BE QUICK TO LOGIN
>>164859827
Sephiroth
>>164860012
Because you're too dumb to work out something that's been known for weeks now.i'll be nice - try logging in over and over and it should eventually work
>>164859350
gas the kikes
>tfw you realize too late that you should have authenticated hours ago, stayed on the old realm, and then switched realms
>inb4 log-in priority was given to the Chinese to give them a headstart against racist gankers
>>164860095
Worked for me after 18 logins. You still have time m80
>>164860048
THAT'S MY NAME YOU CAN'T HAVE IT
the only thing i care about is getting all my characters names i wanted
>>164860094
add ons?
>>164860152
Don't bother. It gets stuck on "retrieving realmlist".
0-4 mage
5-9 warlock
>>164860152
I did that, now I'm stuck with this.
is it up yet?
RETRIEVING REALM LIST
SESSION EXPIRED
IT'S UP
What do I enter in the WTF to start in a window?
Same roll
>>164860252
Hit cancel and try again.
>tfw first time walking into Ashenvale
>tfw that atmosphere change from Barrens
>tfw that music
>you will never feel that feel again
>wanted to log on 15min early to oldpvp so i could figure out what i wanted my ORC to look like
>can't even get past authenticating
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>tfw not stuck in any loading
>waiting in realm list
feels good to be a priviledged europoor CIS male with playable ping
>>164860303
This shit makes me want to vomit
>>164860267
SET gxWindow "1"
HYPE
session expired omfg no i failed guys :(
GNOME OR HUMAN MAGE?
How much of a difference does the 5% int make?
No more authentication
So this is it.
The true power of Nost.
>>164860312
Tfw practised all morning how to name my char and get the features in less than 5 seconds
>>164860378
Huge.
Gnome mage is the only way to go.
>tfw forgot about this and now have to make a new account
>tfw website is offline
JUST
>>164860319
When did you realize you were a homosexual?
Is vanillaguide optimal for alliance? I don't to waste any time.
uh, nostards?
Enhance Shammy playable in raids?
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>>164860378
a few frostbolts and less than 1% crit but human spirit is useless.
EA is way better in pvp tho
>>164860378
Human - the int isn't that much of a dealbreaker.
>Connecting
>Disconnected from server
What do?inb4 kys
>>164860424
youre already wasting your time playing this vanilla server you mongoloid
>>164860378
it's good, and also hiding in the bushes n shit sniping niggers.
>>164860319
What's it like being a faggot?
>>164860312
>he didnt plan the look, name, class, faction, profs, everything else before today
wow good luck dude, im all ready and set for this bitch
I get session expired when I try load realm list. Anybody else
>>164860416
HAHAHHAHAAH
DUMB SLAVS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
wont load
https://time.is/GMT
Stuck at Logging into game server
>mfw I'm on the realmlist
get gud fuckers
>tfw was already on realmlist
>sesion expired
>>164860424
No guide will ever be optimal, use them as references and learn how to adapt to the situation.
Disconnected from server
>Retrieving realm list
Session Expired
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>>164860430
lmaooooooooooo
>>164860209
Highlighted are the ones activated.
1-3 mage
4-6 war
7-9 lock
0 rogue
Its still offline.
rofl this is a shitshow we're not playing this fucking server today boys i even doubt we'll play it this weekend
0-4 BIG pauldrons
5-9 femorc
>>164860495
>mfw my friend already did all the work to map out our exploration exp gain to level 4 while also grinding mobs on the way to get to 6
>get to realmlist
>only the old servers are up
Uhhhh?
>>164860490
sauce?
>>164860630
its a name grab you fuckwit
>>164859827
Puddi
well their new authenticator is working alright, i've been stuck at authenticating for 10 minutes now.
>>164860585
>Retrieving realm list
Session Expired
>Retrieving realm list
Session Expired
>Retrieving realm list
Session Expired
>Retrieving realm list
Session Expired
>connected
>loading
>"Welcome to Elysium PvP"
>disconnected
repeat for two weeks
>>164860585
>>164860579
what do about this feel??
Logging into game server
WHAT DO I DO?
RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Elysium PvP - population 3
FUCKING CHINKS GETTING A HEAD START ALREADY
GO GET LUNCH AT LEAST YOU FUCKING NERDS
EAT
GET SOMETHING TO DRINK AS WELL
>tfw was already logged in
>fell for the meme of logging in instead of changing realms
should've known the login server would be down. fucking lmao
god damn you guys are spastics
>>164860319
What are you, gay?
Elysium Project @elysium_dev 1m1 minute ago
Emergency maintenance. Server is expected to be up in an hour and a half. Thank you for your patience!
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>164860423
>>164860490
When women licking nasty fucking disgusting feet made me want to vomit.
>>164859937
rollo
ITS UP FOR REAL
IM ACTUALLY IN
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>DISCONNECTED FROM SERVER
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>DISCONNECTED FROM SERVER
OFFICIAL DISCORD
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
SALTY DOGS IS DEAD
SALTY DOGS IS DEAD
SALTY DOGS IS DEAD
SALTY DOGS IS DEAD
https://discord.gg/FWT3pkU
Alliance Fresh
>>164860579
Same thing happened to me. Just end my life.
WHY HAS GOD FORSAKEN US
WHAT COULD WE HAVE DONE TO APPEASE THE LORD
>cat spilled sweet tea on my computer 3 days ago
>980 GTX is completely toast
>manage to get computer running on integrated graphics
>tons AND TONS of fucking hardware issues. PSU acting wonky, ethernet card completely fucked, having to use 144mbps wifi USB adapter to connect to the internet
>three or four different 'current' versions of ethernet drivers, one doesn't work, the other crashes my entire PC when trying to install, the last doesnt even detect the ethernet card
>computer won't even start if a PCI slot is used
>Trying to launch WoW gives me a 'ERROR #132 (0x85100084) Fatal Exception
Program: C:\World of Warcraft Classic\WoW.exe
Exception: 0xC0000005 (ACCESS_VIOLATION) at 0023:0063A915
The instruction at "0x0063A915" referenced memory at "0x00000054".
The memory could not be "read"' error
>redownloading a new 1.12 client
>Getting my hopes up, know its not going to work
Waited years, lads. And I'm going to miss it.
I wouldn't wish this on any of you, no matter how hated an enemy you might become. I want to die. I wish to fade and pass into the ether.
This is literally the worst.
>>164860737
I already did.
I've got 2 pitchers of water and a full plate of thai satay chicken skewers in the oven
>>164860730
go back to reeeeddit
>reserved my name
still on authenticating. lovely.
FUCKING CHINKS ALREADY GOLDSPAMMING ABANDON SHIP
CANT WAKE UP
WHERE IS INDI ROLLING
IM IN
>>164860828
post pic
>>164860836
you must be new here faggot REEEEEing is nosg tradition from the day it fucking started
h-help
cant get past authenticating
YYYYOOOOOOO
>session expired
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
So is this it? The true power of Nost?
>The population cap on the fresh realm will start at a lower amount at launch and gradually increase throughout the day.
fresh cucks btfo
FUCK THIS SESSION EXPIRED SHIT
I'm in lads :^)
>>164860789
>he doesn't know how super clean some women are
>he can't imagine his dick being this foot
son...
RETRIEVING REALM LIST
>the Elysium PvP realm is live!
THEN WHY THE FUCK CAN I NOT CONNECT
>ywn retrieve the realmlist
>>164860768
>no pink for todo
ONE job
>>164860946
I hate blowjobs.
>get dc'd instantly
help
ALREADY LEVEL 2 HAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>164860789
>nasty fucking disgusting feet
Confirmed faggot.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SOMEONE TOOK
PUDDI
>>164860818
God damn that sucks anon
I hope you win the lottery one day or something
I'M IN I'M IN I'M IN
>>164861010
puddi took puddi you fool
Is the login sevrer down?
>>164861010
GET FUCKED TRANNY
WHEN WILL IT BE MY TURN
>all the best names are taken
why even bother at this point tbqh
Press Alt+F4 and you'll log in haha
stuck on authenticating....
Quit bullshitting, has anyone gotten past authenticating? How long did it take?
>>164861010
I have it
>>164860818
>ACCESS_VIOLATION
run as admin retard
guys pls
how do I log in to fresh
srs
>>164860887
Sounds like Reddit is more your speed.
>>164860818
>playing warcraft 3 competitive game
>i have the advantage
>during the final fight the cat jumps on and fucks with the mouse
>i end up losing
yeah fuck cats
authenticating
disconnected
I can't get in.
>>164861094
in with queue of 1000
>set realmlist right
>cant connect
nice fucking meme server you have here, faglords
>>164860971
you are cut or never had a good one
>already 2000 people online
fucking RIP
>>164861120
who gives a shit
>>164861094
1 minute of authentication, got my name
>>164861108
>Implying 4chins isn't Reddit but without accounts
im in 6000 queue
>>164860818
>980 gtx completely toast
Damn anon, i'm sorry. My PC hardware is literally the only stuff i buy extended warranties on. That extra 23$ is worth it for dumb shit like that, or lightning, or any other component shortage. I always cover my mobo and graphics card.
They'll 100% delay this shitshow for at least a few hours.
got ma names
what does it mean
1K IN QUEUE
CHINA IS ON BUT WE AIN'T
CHINA IS ON BUT WE AIN'T
CHINA IS ON BUT WE AIN'T
Anyone else stuck on Logging into game server?
DELETE THIS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Queue
>2300
m-my cute name
WE IN THERE
IM ALREADY LEVEL 5 AND NO ONE KILL;ING MY CRABS TROLLS RAPTOR EGGS OR TIGERS
LMAOOO SEE YOU WHEN IM 60
Just took alexensual
get fucked all you dick suckers
>tfw u snipe Chad
>2400 queue
I JUST WANT TO PLAY FRESH
>Session Expired
>Session Expired
>Session Expired
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>Session Expired
>Session Expired
>>164861101
And when I tell you that doesn't work, you're going to tell me to restart my router or some other stupid shit as if you have an idea of what the fuck you are talking about.
>2000 queue
hopefully people with shit internet and computers crash
when can i start talking in the general channel? what the fuck
>>164861276
You have to relog anon like I did :(
>Authenticating
OFFICIAL DISCORD
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
GET IN HERE!
HORDE GUILD WILL BE <FREE TAIWAN>
>>164859780
it is fullscreen, only
>>164861094
about 5 minutes of disconnecting and reconnecting
>>164861010
Should I free them up?
>>164861326
dlet wdb
2k queue
PLZ NO DC
Who /1200-1300/ in queue here
>you are number 2700 in queue
welp
passerby here
so is this just the same nostalrius with the same features?
what are they doing to prevent being buttfucked by blizzard again?
>>164861225
I DONT UNDERSTAND - DO I JUST WAIT?
Ding! Level 2 :D
>was in char screen trying to switch servers
>disconnect
>now I cant even reconnect back
I am retarded
3k QUEUE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Oldbulls won AGAIN
>people have already gotten to lvl 2
why even bother?
Fresh start when?
>>164861025
>>164861192
Thank you senpaitachi, you are good people.
>estimate time: 52 min
>>164861335
>>164861387
gratz
authenticating
fuck me
>mfw i'm going to sit in the server all day afk
any names you want saved laddies
>>164861336
pls reserve drakedog + vurtne and don't use them
kill me
I didn't want to play this millennia anyways.
>>164860818
Why the FUCK did you have a liquid anywhere above your tower. You deserve anal blisters kid.
>tfw not authentic enough for vanilla
how ironic
>>164861336
NO
KEEP THEM STOLEN
>3700
Fucking chyyna
>>164861390
did the same thing, we can do it pal
How's your haul, /nosg/?
Hah 5800 in queue. See y'all in an hour or two.
lol im level 2
>>164861353
see you in hell
tfw I can't authenticate ;_;l
What's everyone's haul?
Got almost everything I wanted.
>>164861379
Russian hosts.
<FREE TAIWAN> WILL BE THE OFFICIAL /VG/ GUILD
WE WILL ROLL HORDE
LET IT BE KNOWN
OFFICIAL DISCORD
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
>reserved a bunch of rare names
>Suddenly lose all will to play
>6k queue
Goodbye name
>number 2500
>estimated wait time: 54 minutes
what do I do in the meantime
WHY CAN YOU ALL ALREADY CONNECT WHILE IM STUCK AT AUTHENTICATING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
2k queue
rip my name
FRESH
KEKS
BTFO
>6000 que
>>164861423
DELETE THIS YOU FUCKING SLUT
NOOOOOO
i cant even get past authenticating.
hope my name isnt taken
REEEEE ALL THE NAMES ARE GONE!!!
7500 in queue, there goes my name.
>tfw the names you want are somewhat known words
>tfw you will probably not get a single one of them
>tfw cant get past authenticating
>>164861470
Please, learn to read before you post.
why can't I change my realm =( Session expired constantly.
>1061 que
>>164861514
>Erika
Fuck you buddy.
Press up up down down left right left right B A during authentication to log in
POST WAITING ROOM MUSIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhG83uHDMkI
THE ESTIMATED TIME KEEPS RISING
>>164861485
fucking hate you so much
>people complaining about the queue
>i'm stuck on authenticating
>>164861505
>5k
>38 minutes
nice meme
>>164861485
>these dipshit ruskis somehow botched the launch worse than the original nost team
I'm not mad. I swear.
>Managed to get in right away make one character and disconnect, now I'm #7142 in line.. Sigh
>8k queue
>level four
HAHAHAHA
>>164861514
>girl names
fag
>Position in queue 8761
well...
I shouldn't be playing this shit anyway.
>>164861576
>tfw my name is unique
>>164861514
I'll pay you 1k gold for kokoro
>Tfw went from 6104 to 5900 in 1 minute
going to roll a mage, hopefully my name won't be taken. jesus fuck stuck in a 4k queue
NEED LEVELLING GROUP IN ELWYNN FOREST
WHISPER LIAM
Pls don't take my name (Megumeme)
10 mins in queue, moved about 150 places.
cant even get in the que, get dcd all the time
>Position in queue 6800
>People are already level 3
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>164861514
>kokoro
wew
>>164861621
*Elite hacker voice*
i'm in
Yeah imma just go out today. Dont really want to spend time not having fun trying to have fun.
CAN'T EVEN GET INTO FUCKING QUE FUCK THIS
It's not like i wanted to play or anything
>Population: 2229
Don't bother, even the pve server have more players.
>9k queue
>i cant even get past authenticating
kill me
>when you can't log in to Nost PvE because of fucking Elysicucks
OFFICIAL HORDE GUILD
GET IN HERE
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
>>164861576
>tfw my name is too obscure to be taken
Pls don't take my name (Kungen)
>questing at razor hill already
HAHAHAHA
>>164861514
>erika
get fucked cunt
>session expired
whyyy
>951 IN QUE
>10k queue
guys can someone snag my name, its finalflash. i am 10k in queue.
i will pay u as much fish as u want
thx senpais
good game
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
I claim this name in the name of /nosg/. Fuck reddiŃ.
>10200 queue
epic
>b-b-but my exploration and fedex secret plan
do you just wait on authenticating or keep retrying?
>>164861782
>no ss
0/10
10,000 queue HOLY SHIT
LVL 60 AND CLEARED MC ALREADY HAHAHA EZ
>>164861715
>wait 50 minutes for launch
>get authenticating bug
>delete wdb
>log in
>8k queue
fuck you fucking nerds man
>>164861707
whats your name gonna be bro?
>Position in queue: 10802
What.
ELEVEN THOUSAND
FOUR HUNDRED
SIXTY SEVEN
FUCKING QUEUE
>>164861747
Its to late now, better wait for another server.
>>164861514
>Homu
>11k queue
oh boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
how the fuck did 7500 people get in before me
ffs
I had to delete my wdb and change realmlist and even then I logged in at lightning speed and fucking 7500 people got in before me
how is this possible
why is this allowed
end me now god please
AUTHENTICATING HAAHAHAHAH FUCK FUCK FUCK
>authenticating
>disconnected
Why can't Russians operate nothing more complex than zemlanka?
>in que
>internet goes out because of winter storm
>mom left me food stamps
HOLY SHIT
GO
FUCK YOURSELF LIFE
THE WORLD
THE GODS
ALL OF (YOU) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHH
All these niggas already playin and I'm sitting here Authenticating
I hope you memers stole all the shitposters/circlejerkers names.
I GOT DISCONNECTED
WHATTTTTTTTTTT
Why do chinks always ruin everything?
>12K
>>164861821
Queue times might be (very) long at times but we need to ensure the health of the server for all players at launch. Happy playing!
>tfw your name is unique
https://discord.gg/3JaTQbc
https://discord.gg/3JaTQbc
https://discord.gg/3JaTQbc
Get in here Hordeboyz, it's the SD Discord!
hey anon, you know that semi-common name you wanted?they're takenTHEY'RE ALL TAKEN REE
>>164861914
level 3 atm :) hehe im new so this will be fun xD
THEY UPPED THE SERVER CAP
IF YOU ARE IN QUEUE, RELOG AND YOU WILL GET IN
somehow skipped immediately into nost and changerealm worked the first time
>11k in queue
SECOND KILL BROWN POUCH, IT'S A BLESSING
>logged from nost to go ely
>cant log on both
epic
we're all gonna make it bros
See you guys in a couple of days.
>>164861847
Pentopia the mage
;_;
never ever ever
anyone in the night elf area wanna grind lvl 5+ mobs? invite futa
>all the names I wanted are already taken
losing all will
7k queue. kill me
reminder that those of us who are ingame will be doing absolutely everything we can to ensure we don't log out and lose our spot. when the queue moves, it's because people waiting in it give up.
>can't change email
What the FUG
stuck on authenticating?
Fuck this shit. When I finally manage to get on this server it's going to be older than the cum stains on my bedmadress
Might as well play on Nost PvP
Well I didn't get daddy but i got close
>>164861892
>>164861845
exactly the same bruh
gonna be like 7 hours and by then i'll be sleeping. kill me now
>5706
Should be in by 2pm est
>had to login over 90 times to get past authenticating
>finally did it
>6k queue for me
>it's now 12k
RIP any name i might have wanted
>tfw have a good name that's probably free but wanted to swap to a common name that is almost definitely taken by now
>mfw i'm ninjaing all the black lotus while you nerds are trying to log into a 2k-capped server
How the fuck did 10k people log in before me?
>>164861950
trying to grab the dumb guild names
>13
>FUCKING
>THOUSAND
>>164861821
>>164861969
YAMEROOOO
>POSITION IN QUEUE: 13300
HOLY SHIT
why do other people get to log in and not me
>finally got into the que
>13k
heh
ohhhhh
>>164862074
They're bop now so who gives a shit chang.
LVL 5 already see you faggots at deadmines :^)
>have a two thousand word dissertation on african-egyptian cultural influence on post-romanticist european art due on monday
>stuck in a 10k person queue
guess i'll have time to finish my paper after all
heh... so this is the power of elysium?
>>164861615
>>164861792
Guess I know which one I'll pick.
>>164861748
>>164861698
Mail me your faction and race/class combo.[email protected]
>>164861336
Message me on discord: Puddi#1861
We can make a deal for this
>>164862094
>>164862090
tweet the screenshot at blizzard
On a scale from 9-11, how scared are you that someone has saved your name?
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>12k queue position
>JUST
>14k queue
>>164862085
Keep in mind there's probs about 30k+ people tryna log in
Let us hope server goes down so we can enter
>decided i wanted to try out vanilla
>started client download an hour ago, only 90% now
>seeing these queue times
I made a mistake.
3 clients logged in and in the queue
one started at 2700
another at 2400
another at 2100
the one at 2700 is now further ahead in the queue than the others
http://www.leagueofpirates.com/sirvival/queuedance.html
http://www.leagueofpirates.com/sirvival/queuedance.html
http://www.leagueofpirates.com/sirvival/queuedance.html
http://www.leagueofpirates.com/sirvival/queuedance.html
OFFICIAL /VG/ DISCORD
GET THE FUCK IN HERE
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
GUILD NAME BEING VOTED ON
>>164862153
10
>>164862153
11 for planned new name
10 for old name
>>164862153
8 because nobody knows my secret names
Please don't take my name (Alkaizerx)
YOU LITERALLY BROKE LOGIN SERVER
CANT LOGIN ON NOST BECAUSE OF YOU SHITTER
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>164862153
Havent even really decided on my name yet. I'll have time to think now though haha!!!
>2 hours
who wants to play in the snow while we wait, we can also chill at my house by the fireplace
i have like 9 computers here
>finally get in
>14k in queue
reeee
>tfw 13k que and you just fucking know you're getting disconnected before it lets you in
xdd
STUCK AT AUTHENTICATING
WHAT DO?????
>>164862181
Relax, it'll settle in a few days.
>launching the servers at noon on a saturday
why?
>>164862141
here's my offer: leave this community and you can have it
>can make the most powerful nuclear bomb in the history of mankind
>can't make login servers that work
How fast will Blizz shut this down?
>>164862153
i have like 10 names for backup, i'm confident that 2/10 of those will work, and probably not any of the others
https://discord.gg/3JaTQbc
https://discord.gg/3JaTQbc
https://discord.gg/3JaTQbc
Salty Dogs Discord, hop in voip!
Anyone level 60 yet?
>>164862232
obviously keep trying
>>164862205
turd
>>164862153
not at all, if someone took my name i'll just load it up with special letters. not even mad.
HAHAH WTF 15K QUEUE NICE FUCKING JOKE PLEASE END ME
>760
SOON
>>164862158
>>164862158
>>164862158
>>164862158
Literally all me
>>164862153
im mega scared,but i have backup name that im 100% sure nobody will steal, still i dont want to use back up name
over 9000
>>164862232
keep trying, works eventually.
>barely 20k players
LMAO pathetic
>>164862153
The key is to be just relevant enough that a few people know you but not relevant enough that someone will take your name
>>164862272
im already at hellfire peninsula
Chinese prepare for fresh server launch now that Black Lotus is BoP and they can make 400g per flask -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnuFvO1iHAg
OFFICIAL /VG/ HORDE DISCORD
<FREE TAIWAN> CURRENTLY IN THE LEAD AS GUILD NAME
GET IN HERE
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
>>164862193
gimme the goodies
>>164861336
No. Only if you get offered real money desu.
>>164862052
>Darksydephil
ahahhahah fuck man
please reserve my name for me (qtlolitrap) ill make it worth your while
>made all these plans for reserving names and doing an exploration route to get ahead of the pack
>in 7k queue
fuck it
>>164862272
i just solo'd naxx
welp time to come up with a whole new list of names, cause these will all be sure as fuck taken...
I mean, I have a couple hours at least to think of some now.
>>164862313
leave the thread
>>164862153
my names are all japanese pixiv artists or doujin circles
so about 0% scared
Welp time to play some dota while I wait
i changed my pass yday to defend from the chinks and now i forgot it REEEEEEEEEE
holy moly
Someone screencap a /who. How many online?
STILL 10K PEOPLE LOGGED INTO OLD PVP
GET FUCKED FRESHKEKS
ENJOY THE BLOOD ORGY FIGHTING OVER BOARS TO GRIND MC FOR 9 MONTHS
>125 minutes
>queue and log in problems on the first day
WHAT A FUCKING SURPRISE
>>164861336
Nice, you are my hero m8. We can just hope Puddi will kill his tranny self now.
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
>>164861514
there is a chance I might not get to play today
>>164862403
(you)
>>164862238
okay done
bye
>16k in que
So this is the power of Nost huh...
>>164862350
i feel ya bro
wouldn't have been able to poopsock it to stay ahead anyway so i guess it doesn't matter in the end
>>164862153
Not scared at all.
If it's taken, I'm simply not going to play here.
>mfw in queue but mommy wants me to go to store with her
>>164862343
it's saved man
>>164862151
15k now.
>Estimated time: 300 minutes
WAKE ME UP
LEVEL 2 IT'S LIT
this is the worst thing to happen to me during nofap
all i want to do right now to pass the time is jerk off
REMINDER THIS IS THE ONLY OFFICIAL /VG/ DISCORD.
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
WE HAVE A COUPLE PEOPLE ALREADY IN AND WE ARE TRYING TO GET THE GOLD FOR THE GUILD CHARTER
<FREE TAIWAN> WWU HORDE SIDE
>>164862334
I actually like this song
how long until new fresh server?
Hey guys, while we wait, how about we play a fun little game? ;)
Name a famous historical moment from the year pertaining to your position in queue.
1825 was the year John Quincy Adams took office as the president of the United States of America ;)
just queuing for lols
THE QUEUE IS A FUCKING SCAM WHEN I FINALLY GOT TO CHARACTER CREATION I GOT INSTA-DC'D
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>164862501
>human
Kys
rate
alexensual stream is so comfy.
>i'll stay up till 1am and join the server when it launches and reserve a good name for myself
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>164862540
(you)
>>164862506
lol
>>164862452
k deleted both
>all these >10k peasants
who sub 1000 master race here?
>>164862501
>liam
just fucking kill yourself my famalam
Gonna watch a movie, i should be in by then
Any recommendations?
>got in 17:59 and some fucker took the name Taeyeon before me
HOW
>>164862236
Fuck those retarded cunts. All they care about is showing they got the biggest balls on this stupid private server scene and grew hype for a huge launch they can't handle.
KILL ME NOW REEEEE
10 minutes from 3.6k to 3k
50 minutes to go.
FUCKING HELL RETAILBULLS ARE LAUGHING AT US AGAIN
Means I can have a nap for a couple hours
You think you do, but you don't.
>>164862540
I don't know what happens in 7257
>>164862193
horde life gimme dah loot
>>164862540
10904 was when when World of Warcraft 2 released.
>6727
>106 minutes
>>164861824
not even a good name
people will think you mean the garrison bird
>>164862568
Hardgay/10
AYYOO WHERE DEM MANGY WOLVES AT?
>the one time you wish a freshly released server would crash so you can fucking escape the 20k people queue it's actually a stable release
why
every other one always crashed within minutes of release
fuck you slavs and fuck you frogs with your quality bullshit
>>164862193
roll
>>164859216
>18k que
mother of god...
>>164862153
It's possible, but I used the same names on Nost originally and they weren't taken. The important context is that I didn't start until June.
I was trying to log in constantly 20 minutes before server release how did other people get in and I didn't
>>164862501
>questing
>0 addons
>completely 0 idea what he is doing
why do the literal retards get in
it fucking hurts senpai
>10 minutes to move from 860 to 720 in que
oh boy
>>164862123
Are you gonna refer to Ozymandias too?
Who playing the game? Anyone want to group up?
>>164862571
who does that relate to? not anyone in NA/EU
Alliance discord
https://discord.gg/evWeY
WE'RE CURRENTLY TRYING TO POOL GOLD TOGETHER FOR THE GUILD NAME.
<FREE TAIWAN> HORDE SIDE WWU
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
>>164862540
10,635 AD, the year I actually am able to log into this fucking server.
>>164862506
><FREE TAIWAN>
Good man. Glad to see this triumphed over the rest of the faggy shit. Chink genocide, here we come
>10k queue
>internet occasionally prone to disconnects
see you on the other side friends
>>164862712
I'll be playing in about 13 hours.
>>164862697
what the FUCK animal is that jesus CHRIST is that even real?
>that queue
okay, that settles it, not playing with 15k other players where 50% is chinks
Hellground tomorrow hype
>>164862628
Below 20k is fucking PATHETIC.
>>164861824
Great job, i was thinking of getting Trump + Pepe to fuck with memers but the queue cucked me
>>164862694
kek send a screenie for history's sake.
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>>164862373
hope you didn't want Fatalpulse
what if there is a cap on the queue too?
>1255
>50 minutes
>>164862621
kys
>not interested in fresh
>try to enter to check queue
>almost 18k
>>164862701
kek, im not questing you mong, im killing defias
i just picked up the quest
nor am I some casual who needs addons on how to help or help with useless shit
seems like you don't know what's happening as you couldn't figure out what I was actually doing dumbfuck
>>164862657
15363 HL3 is released.
>moved from 17k to 16k
I'll be in in no time
>18631 in queue
>"Estimated time: Calculting..." for 3 minutes
Send help
>tfw server is gonna crash right before my queue is up
It's cold and snowy out. This is supposed to be comfy vanilla weather.
what is everyone doing while waiting?
>watching the abyss
>lurking vg
>22k queue
jesus
HELLGROUND WWU
A-at least I have time to work out now
They're slowly raising the cap, queues should start dropping soon.
>>164862628
30,000 whole players, woah! Thats a lot
In 1710, a multinational army led by the Austrian commander Guido Starhemberg defeated the Spanish-Bourbon army commanded by Alexandre MaĂŽtre, Marquis de Bay in the Battle of Saragossa ;)
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I need to shit super bad but scared to leave my PC. wat do?
Pancakes here, give me a you to try and reserve names for you.
lads
every (you) I get bumps you up 100 spots in the queue
don't ask me how it works, just trust me
send me some (you)s
>>164862829
yeah get back to me in a week and we'll see where you are and where I am
19k in queue ahhahahahahha
gg
>mfw configured my bots on the old nostalrius
>mfw have 17 in while the rest is still trying to connect
Don't bother with mining guys i got the market covered but you have a chance with herbalism 'til i have everyone on and farming.
Why is no one saying anything?
Blizzard is monitoring this launch
>>164862540
10571 bc the hyperboreans conquered the cimmerians
>>164862568
are you the guy on twitch with the name ăăźăăŹă¤
WE WILL BE ROLLING HORDE
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
WE HAVE A COUPLE PEOPLE ALREADY IN AND WE ARE TRYING TO GET THE GOLD FOR THE GUILD CHARTER
<FREE TAIWAN> WWU HORDE SIDE
I CANT LOG IN
I WON'T BE ABLE TO BE 60 BY NEXT SATURDAY
I WONT BE ABLE TO KEEP UP
NO RAIDING FOR ME
>>164862818
I did this
>10.5k on old PvP
jesus fucking christ, so many people lining up for a russian server filled with chinks
Enjoy the queue fresh fags. Old server is thriving, and has actual content that you'll be waiting a year for.
>B-b-but everyone is rolling on fresh
>Y-your old character will be on a dead server
All you did was ensure the chinks have to focus their attention on mass levelling for a few weeks to ruin your economy in record time. Thanks for the reprieve fgts.
It's 1:20am and I have a raid on old pvp in only 11 hours. I might get some sleep. 5.5k in queue, so that's like, what? 4 hours I can sleep now?
>>164862950
Well since you can't log in, not gonna have much success will you?
i got dinner and shit to do this week tho so you will be higher level
>>164862957
level 1s cant chat
>>164861782
Cool... It's fun.
>>164862697
Authenticating....
Disconected from Server
for like fucking 5 mins after launch, try again and i get 10000+ in queue
>queue position decreases slower and slower
I'm not getting in today, am I?
>164862945
Make me (you) faggot
>queue stops moving for 30~ sec
my fucking heart
this is not healthy
>>164862957
chat is locked until lvl 8
WAKE ME UP
https://discord.gg/3JaTQbc
https://discord.gg/3JaTQbc
https://discord.gg/3JaTQbc
Salty Dogs on Horde, come hang out in voip!
>>164862940
>Elysium PvP PVP
good
>>164862987
1k in queue :^)
>>164862940
>Aspergerlord
tfw I got "Sperglord", how much do you want it for?
>>164862540
12500 BC (before connect) was around the time when the Natufian culture in the eastern Mediterranean emerged.
>>164862981
>That name
Dang and the one time I was gonna join the /vg/ guild on a private server
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgzlJg2KTdg
Our boy is streaming
>queue at 19k
>blizzlike server
WHT THE FUCK MY QUEUE WENT UP!????
>>164862990
t. k1
>>164862940
try to secure me Wyrd pls
>>164862880
btw,what is that portal in the background supposed to represent ?
can someone please reserve the name redditlordx for me please and delete it when i am able to log in, please and thank you
>nost has on average 5k players per server
>people believe this 20k queue meme means that there are 10k players between PvE and PvP Nost, and suddenly 20k players for Elysium
when will this end?
they're inflated numbers by the GM in order to control the fresh realm population
>>164862959
Hey blizzard, Could you stop fucking around and make legacy servers already? There's clearly a need for them.
let the walking simulator begin
Friendly reminder if you haven't gotten in yet you WILL be camped by higher players and you WILL NOT be raiding at any point. You're already too far behind. But you can still do some good in this world, you can cancel your queue and LET ME advance forward, for I am the superior player. Don't question, just give up and let me pass. Heh, you never were cut out for this kind of combat, kid.
CHINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>164863158
>t. Retailkek
>>164862959
sky is blue
grass is green
no one loves you
etc
>>164862959
They're in this thread shitposting about "nostcucks"
>log in to reserve my name
>literal 0 que because initial login was to old PVP
>got my name and a few others
>not even gonna play today
see you fucks when its stable
>>164862940
i don't trust the people in here to not steal namesRazh#4051if you're serious, i have one i'd like
BROKE 10K BOYS
I GOT DC'D
WENT FROM 6K TO 19K POSITION
REEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>164862472
You can easily go and do other shit today because nobody is doing shit for the next 7-10 hours.
>>164863201
>and you WILL NOT be raiding at any point
At least try to make it believable you fuckin mong
>>164862990
Nost PvP and PvE are currently at their capacity, the new realm is at capacity plus a TWENTY THOUSAND que. What I want to know is who the hell are these 30k people who have just arrived. Where did they come from, how is this realm so incredibly popular?
1k out of 6k down. Starting any minute now.
>>164863115
I unironically wish him painful death
MASH ESC DURING QUEUE TO GET IN FASTER
1-4 Lock
5-9 Hunter
0 - Another
WE WILL BE ROLLING HORDE ON THE NEW SERVER
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
WE HAVE A COUPLE PEOPLE ALREADY IN AND WE ARE TRYING TO GET THE GOLD FOR THE GUILD CHARTER
<FREE TAIWAN> WWU HORDE SIDE
>>164863158
>20k in queue
>but my username is unique, no one in any game / site /whatever ever took it besides me.
>>164863115
never our boy
>>164863090
>BC (before connect)
kek
>started at 1200
>20 mins later I'm at 800
Nah, fuck this. Resubbing retail.
>>164863173
>18k queue for shitty buggy server hosted by drunk russians
>"we just don't know if legacy servers would be profitable for blizzard, after all they are a business :^)"
>>164863259
I remember doing that on K2!
That's comfy as fuck.
>>164863201
>mfw freshkeks will be raiding MC for the next 7 months
have fun buddy
>tfw imagining all the people who got lucky in the authenticating lottery running around like headless chickens ruining their headstart chances while every good player who planned ahead sits in a 10k+ que
just fuck my shit up senpai
>>164863324
China China China
;)
anyone elses siddenly going rapidly down
HOLY SHIT QUEUE IS FLYING
>>164862976
No.
>>164863115
He get on? Of fucking course the russhits are letting streamers dodge queues
HOLY FUCK THE QUEUE IS SKYROCKETING DOWN NOW AND LIGHTNING SPEED
BASED RUSSIA TRULY OUR GREATEST ALLY
>logged in 10 minutes early and looking at realm list
>figure that i won't be able to select the server if i just do 'change realm'
>close client and decide to wait for the server itself to come up
>AUTHENTICATING - DISCONNECTED OVER AND OVER
>11k IN QUEUE
ITS GOING DOWN FAST, BOIS! 160 LEFT
BIG FLUSH HAPPENING
>>164863128
Yeah, K1 had 10.5k people online the day K2 came out.
Delude yourself some more why don't you. Half the people queuing for fresh pvp are just there to level alts they'll abandon in a week. The rest will bail when AQ is out on old and fresh has 6-7 more months of MC to look forward to.
>>164863397
>Resubbing retail.
Just did this as well.
QUEUE IS DECREASING VERY QUICKLY BOYS
what the fuck is happening with the queue?
THEY INCREASED THE CAP!!!!
HERE WE GOOOOOOOOO BABIESSSSSSS
>>164863324
Blizzard are idiots who gave huge momentum to vanilla server scene instead of killing it.
at least i can think of what name to pick while i wait in queueueue
DROPPING FAST
>wake up for the server so I could be ahead of the curve
>spam join server
>finally connects
>20k queue
rip my chances of getting ahead of the curve.
>ETA less than one minute
>I was 2000 a few minutes ago
>I'm 400 now
the fuck
https://discord.gg/3JaTQbc
https://discord.gg/3JaTQbc
https://discord.gg/3JaTQbc
Salty Dogs on Horde, come hang out in voip!
>moving 10/sec in queue
ITS HAPPENING
>>164863407
>>164863279
let me pass you FUCKING peasants
>>164863470
Increased the server cap
>that name is unavailable
i think 2k afk players got kicked
YES
Queue just dropped by like 1500
Queue suddenly dropped 3000 people
>jumped 2k spots
wew
>tfw level 5
TIME TO OPEN SOME MONSTERS AND POOPSOCK THIS I'LL STAY AHEAD
>>164863514
AFK people got kicked, people logged out, and they increased the cap.
>>164863365
senpai <FREE TAIWAN> has less votes than <RIGHT WING SAFETY SQUAD>
WE'RE ALL IN HERE BOYS
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
ROLL HORDE! <FREE TAIWAN> wwu
>they let in 1500 people
FUCK YOU I HAVENT GOT ALL NIGHT
REMOVE CHINKS
>>164863276
>>164862405
>they increased the cap
>now at 18k
yipee
>>164863527
>YFW I guess your password easily with that name.
Enjoy logging into nothing!
>mfw idling at starter zone
>>164863545
They're both terrible anyway. That Discord is fucking dead compared to the Alliance and SD ones so who cares?
>>164863545
>both guild names are political
And i'm out
>19k
new meme is born
>>164863612
Log out.
>>164862990
>barely struggles to pull 10k players 3 week after release
Jesus
>(you) (you) (you) (you)
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>(you) (you) (you) (you)
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(you) (you) (you) (you)
>(you) (you) (you) (you)
(you) (you) (you) (you)
>(you) (you) (you) (you)
(you) (you) (you) (you)
>(you) (you) (you) (you)
(you) (you) (you) (you)
YOU THINK YOU DO, BUT YOU DON'T
>que dropped 1.5k
only 9.5k in que now :^)
>>164863148
its done, hit me up in game eventually
my ingame name is Chad
>site is down and can't make an ccount
fuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>164863662
xD upboat to you my sir!
I'M IN I'M IN I'M IN I'M IN I'M IN I'M IN I'M IN I'M IN I'M IN I'M IN I'M IN I'M IN I'M IN I'M IN I'M IN I'M IN I'M IN I'M IN I'M IN
>alliance warlock
>less than 1/10th the players of a single high pop realm on retail
>Worldwide
>with no sub fee
It's not fair bros, they said it was more popular than retail. They said they did want it
>>164863694
you're a fucking cuck let me kil; you
>>164863363
rollan, this is my selection too
>>164863618
What fucking turd language is that? Implicit conversion from string to int for a computation lol wtf
So how accurate is the estimated time exactly
>>164863434
Are you me? Am in the exact same boat.
>>164863612
>Tfw u got the name Chad
>got in once they increased the cap
>I have to leave in an hour anyway
Getting my names haha!
>>164862418
quality name
im jelly
doki doki typhoon best song all time btw
Who here took the name Automute?Post proof.
Why are taurens cucked to so few classes
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>164861593
How could a cat spill sweet tea on your graphics card if its not under your fucking desk.
>>164863743
what the fuck are you talking about retard
horde wwu
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
>tfw still on 12k
I got past the queue now I'm stuck here
am I fucked?
>168 min
3700
I was going to get some sleep but now idk at all how fast it'll go down.
All my favourite names are surely gone at this point either way...
>>164862751
Sure is.
Friend of pic related.
>>164863662
>old servers dropped by 50% in 3 weeks
really makes you think
>5000 in queue
>wow crashes
>19000
JUST
Any good maps to level with via travel?
anyone else a bit pissed off? I thought I was pretty damn fast but could not even get to que un till 15k other ppl did before us? do certain countries have a faster log in than others?
>>164863824
The number of players ON LAUNCH WORLDWIDE, including gold sellers, is less than 30k
Blizzard were right, people don't want it
>24000 in queue
TRUMP SAID I WOULD BE TIRED OF WINNING.
https://discord.gg/FWT3pkU
Alliance Fresh Discord
>>164863854
This is all you can do
>>164863773
JS i think
>>164863854
yes, why would you retrieve realm list after being in queue for a specific realm?
https://discord.gg/3JaTQbc
https://discord.gg/3JaTQbc
https://discord.gg/3JaTQbc
Salty Dogs on Horde, come hang out in voip!
>>164863805
>>164863324
a lot of us waited for the new server to launch, we didn't transfer to the nost pvp server and just sat back and played other games for a bit.
>mfw making 2 new accounts per minute and putting them all in the queue, got 19 wow clients open already
>>164863907
no, you've got 25-30k people trying to hop on to the server all at the same time. its whoever hits the button quickest
>>164863854
Yep. It's back to the realm list from there.
I don't think I've ever had it go through if I waited.
we're all in here! :D
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
>>164863907
it was just luck whether the authentication server resolved your request or failed 30 times in a row
Wanna jack each other off while we wait?
>>164863914
But that is the exact polar opposite, people do want it?
>>164863971
why
holy fuck is the que really 20k?
did we do it lads, did we meme a server like we memed a president?
THEY'RE INCREASING THE CAP AGAIN
>>164861336
okay funny joke haha can I have my names now I'll pay shiny silver coins tomorrow
i cant get past the login screen
it just says disconnected from server
am i doing something wrong?
ni hao??
ni h aoo??
How many cute girls are in queue right now I wonder
WHY DIDNT THEY MAKE ANOTHER FRESH SERVER TOO
FUCKING LAUNCH BOTH A PVP AND A PVE IF YOU HAVE SO MANY FUCKING PPL PLAYING FFS
FUCK SLAVS REEEE
>>164863971
Congrats on going full retard
Enjoy your (You)
>In queue for 4 more hours
>Boring title screen music.
Is it possible to mute the game without leaving the queue?
>>164863971
>19 wow clients open already
post a pic or you're full of shit
>>164864025
Fuck freshcucks.
>>164864009
30,000 people is nothing.
fuck man....
game over man.... game over... not again...
>>164864009
Not enough to make it financially viable
Take out the players who only play because its free, the ones who will give up when hype dies and the gold farmers.
You probably got 2,000 in each region AT MOST
>>164863914
Reminder that retail wow is down to about 1.5mil subscribers. That's with a huge online and commercial advertising presence. If you take away chinese gold farmers it'd be around 500k. You're comparing it with a version that a small sect of the internet even knows about.
>>164864009
By people wanting it, it meant more than 100k players, and right now I'll say there's 30, but minus the chinks...
>was 20 minutes late for launch because my gf wanted to fuck
>I regret choosing the fucking now
>>164864093
But you're not doing anything by adding 19 to the queue.
>>164864123
Proof?
>>164864101
no?
>>164864110
You think you do, but you dont.
>>164864059
probably like a thousand
>>164864101
Are you some corporate monkey by any chance? Because that's the line of thought that lost them million of subs after WOTLK.
>>164863148
just took it, I can sell it back to you for 5 chinese coins
who 9k here
need a lvling group somone please invite character name: Cult
yo guys can you check out what happens when you press "Change Realm" while in the queue I bet it doesn't even work
who 5k here
>>164863928
not gonna happen tonight lad,sitting at 11898 and it really slows down.252 mins esitimated
Got some nice names I think, don you think?
https://discord.gg/P8gRV8c
<Right Wing Safety Squad>
free taiwan is a LIE
>>164864009
Neo-nost went down from 17k per realm to barely 10k in less than three weeks...
It's suprising that server hasnt crashed yet
>>164864448
Is this a jojo reference?
>>164864338
WTF DUDE I WAS AT THE 538TH PLACE AND NOW IM BACK AT THE QUE AGAIN FUCK YOU PEACE OF SHITE
>>164864448
shitpls don't take gappy
19761 in queue
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI
>>164864448
>ahegao
very nice
CHECK ALEX STREAM
CHECK ALEX STREAM
CHECK ALEX STREAM
>>164864592
logging out to do that now!
How many names did you steal guys? I logged in on 3 of my accounts and stole all of the nost general names
Enjoy retards,
does the queue even work and if it does, does it show the accurate numbers as if people and estimated time?
>>164864648
rudei probably wasn't going to use it, but i did plan on nabbing it just in case
Frostadamus going for server first
never realized spawn camping was so effective
This shit's gonna be unplayable for weeks.
>>164864781
people yes time no it changes constantly
they are increasing the pop cap again
queue is speeding up!
>>164862193
ROLL
>>164865458
Every 30 minutes they increase the server cap by 1000.
This will happen three more times.
>>164864101
Are you new to private servers? 30k is ridiculously high, it's 15 realms worth of players.
everyone playing or what
>>164862193
why the fuck not
does any vanilla client work? their website is crashing and I want to get started on downloading a client
>servers been up an hour
>already CHINKED.com to beijing and back
face it freshcucks, you backed the wrong horse
>>164866493
As long as it's the right patch, yes.
>>164866695
t. 19706
NOOOOOOO
just got in and they're restarting the server REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
who /12748/ here
FUCK THIS RESTART NOW ILL GET STUCK IN QUEUE
>DISCONNECTED FROM SERVER
HAHAHAHA
20 min offline huehuehue
>>164866493
yes you can get a 1.12 client from the kronos and excalibur websites too
Got to level 6 grinding at Kul Tiras castle. How'd you do lads?
chink rangeban when?
i'm sitting on "logging into game server" should i just wait for relog?
>disconnected from server
>I was 1500th~
>server smooth AF
>Haha let's restart
Guarantee I'm like 12k in the queue when its back up
>b-b-but my fedex plan
suck my dick you little girls.
1000/1400 lvl 4
silverpine uc og grom gol fp open
was at the 300th place in que when they restarted...
Anyone want the character name "Nosg"?
90 in queue
>>164867812
I fell for the exploration meme
level 5 in about an hour
>>164868593
It's off, ya dingus.
>authenticating
>>164867961
feelsgoodman animeshitters deserve it
Le authenticating meme
>[4] Milly's Harvest
>>164868749
>feelsgoodman
Nice 2000 meme eastern europe kid!
>authenticating
>disconnected
>authenticating
>disconnected
i mean seriously wtf? I don't pay 15$ usd a month for this kind of s**t!
anyone in?
>The log-in server is getting slammed, this leads to everyone getting stuck at authenticating. Please log-in only once every 30 seconds.
>>164869964
That's what they get for not using erlang
>>164870405
S A V A G E
he just riggity rekt lmao! XD
>>164869516
lmao ok your cartoon gf is proud of you champ
>A lot of players are trying to log in at the moment, please keep trying, it will let you in. Thank you for your patience
>Thank you for your patience
>Elysium PvP
>Status: Offline
>>164866493
Get it from pirate bay
retail cucks won
>he thought it wouldn't be a clusterfuck on launch day
>>164872467
>he
>>164872467
Who are you quoting? Who thought that after launch went so "well"
>>164868940