/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

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>set radio to the rock station in the race lobby
>it's in an intermission
>choice gets locked in as we go to the next screen
>as the screen loads Cat's in the Cradle starts
>might as well let it run it's course when the race starts since I'm already depressed
It's a great song, but why did R* add such a sad song in their game?

Kill-on-sight list (updated):

>French/Brazilian/Russian/Chinese players
>Gang/Stoner/Military/Mafia/MC/Reddit crew players
>Beggars
>Squeakers
>Anyone who leaves their microphone on without speaking (produces static)
>Anyone wearing all-black operator gear and/or driving an all-black car
>Anyone wearing a Rebreather
>Anyone wearing a Doom mask (specifically black)
>Anyone wearing a Pogo/Skeletal mask (unironically)
>Anyone wearing a police uniform (unironically)
>Anyone resembling an urban hood/stoner
>Anyone wearing a fedora/pork-pie/top-hat
>Anyone bearing a face tattoo
>Anyone with solid sclera (red, black, white, etc.)
>Anyone driving an obscenely-colored car that does not fit any notable references
>Anyone driving a gold-plated/chrome-plated vehicle
>Anyone driving a Penetrator/Futo/Blista Compact (those not officially approved by GTAG)
>Anyone driving an RE-7B/X80/Zentorno (outside of races only)
>Anyone driving a Kuruma (armoured)
>Anyone driving a Ruiner 2000
>Anyone driving an Insurgent Pickup (2+ players only)
>Anyone driving a Turreted Limo (2+ players only)
>Anyone operating a Valkyrie (2+ players only)
>Anyone operating a Savage (low-flying only)
>Anyone operating a Hydra/Lazer (approach with caution once airborne)
>Anyone who uses pink/gold weapon skins
>Anyone who uses 'luxury' weapon skins (Regular Sniper Rifle, Advanced Rifle, and Pistol .50 exempt)
>Any non-friend and/or non-member with a red blip
>Any player associated with belligerent Organizations and/or Motorcycle Clubs
>Any player heading toward you in reverse
>Any group of players heading toward you in a convoy
>All players with marijuana-related names
>Anyone with a minimum of four X's in their name
>Anyone performing TT (heavily-populated public lobbies only)
>Players citing the Kill-on-Sight list in-game

Feel free to make suggestions. For the sake of accuracy, "KOS creator" is omitted from the list.

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Great car, best gap.

>>164800478
Anyone who spams blogs about their daily 8 hour shift of CEO/VIP mindless grinding.

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Thank you /gtag/'s for helping me with my sales today.

>>164799879
>discord
Who?

>>164801067
The illuminati of /gtag/

>>164800740
My nigga

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>>164799879
>that pic

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>>164801187
Again, who?

And who cares?

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>>164801206
>/gtag/ is being controlled and taken over by an alien islander

What the fuck happened to all the representatives?

>>164802164
Looks like they were purged because someone was just accepting all invites.

thread is kill

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>>164801974
but it's a cute alien islander

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We can't die so early in the night! Post characters.

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daily reminder to slow your roll

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>>164803301

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>>164803301

>>164803235
>that thing
>cute

hello i am jazzysalmon lemme in gtag

>>164803706
post boipucci first

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>>164803301

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>>164803301

>>164803706
This is a random

>>164803706
Sorry m8 ur blacklisted wait for it to get revoked first

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>>164803301
"You're up against the wall and I AM the fucking wall!"

>>164803553
Quality is shitty, but if it's a grill it might be cute using a better camera

>>164800970
Hey there. Thanks for playing my friend olll

>>164804583
>want this outfit
>don't want to drag /gtag/ into match
>also don't want to risk it with randos

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>>164805347
Add -Nessi
I can help you out with whatever you need. Also I can barely do much ground combat ingame, incase you need your team to win.

>>164805347
where's the risk?

jrv really does nothing for the crew and only leaches off the help of others

>>164803779
im a girl

>>164805864
anon no, don't say anything
let's not flare up his autism so soon into the thread

>>164806007
got a kik or snapchat?

>>164806007
>girls
>in gtag

Pick one

>>164806007
Kek, post feet or git out.

>>164806007
post vagina hole

>>164808350
i third this

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>>164803301

Daily reminder that worthless NEETs killed this general.

>no skids on ps4
>got killed twice buy a flying knife

>>164808878
14 months and the thread still hasn't died
really makes me think

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So I check on social club and I'm still in the crew but the GTAG tag beside my name is gone and I can't join crew. I've reloaded a few times and it's always the same thing. What the fuck is going on?

>>164808878
>not avatarfagging autists

FTFY

>>164809482
ur gey

>>164808878
Daily reminder normies ruined gaming forever.

So I got the acceleration bar filled up on my comet. Does adding an engine upgrade do anything additional or is it done when the bar is maxed out?

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Ded game? Haven't been around in a wahile.

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>>164803301

>>164809849
Are you suggesting that nullprophet ruined this general?

>>164810546
ew

>>164810659
not my garage

>>164810485
the upgrades do make a difference regardless of what the stats look like

>>164810485
My understanding is that the values can exceed the bars

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Who the hell names their character Animelover, /gtag/ ?

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>>164800478

The list in the last thread was better than this one, you gotta step your game up grand autismo.

>>164810839
A lover of anime I guess

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>>164810839
I want anime to leave

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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bb pls let me in

>>164810658
Maybe

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Does anyone know if catower is going to return?

Even if it's a dude I still wanna fap to her moaning.

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What is this for? I already got 250k before.

Haven't been in the thread for few weeks. Is qt finally gone?

>>164803235
she look so pretty when she's in the dark and blurred out.

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>>164812493
No. But I havent posted in weeks and I'm only posting now because you mentioned me you retarded fuck

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/GTAG/ BESTY ATTENTION WHORE POWER RANKING

1. Catower
3. NiulllPrehophert
2. Ya-Goo-Chie
4. -Nessi
5. Maloney
6. Crimefighter\
7. Lewwdsyuri`````````````````

>>164799879
looks like >>164603458

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>start boxvillie mission
>pub stomp with it
Boxvillie is great.

>>164813204
Fuck off and kill yourself

>>164813347
>people don't talk about qt for weeks and he goes away
hmmm really makes me think

>>164813347
Shouldve stfu then
I'm here now and even have the thread open. Probably gonna post even more

>>164810831
>>164810836
Thank you.

>>164813420
almost as if there wasnt any new content or reason to play

>>164813570
but bby you are my reason to play

>>164813467
Pathetic

>>164813652
What the fcr like?

>>164813467
I honestly find it hard to believe this is the real Stan. How would you even see so quickly that someone mentioned you? Either way kys

>>164813772
>Stan mentions himself so he has an excuse to post
hmmmmmmmm

>>164813772
ctrl+f and literally pure coincidence

>>164813228
so glad you got b&

>>164813769
I'm just shitposting and have no idea what you mean by that or who you are.

oh annie! haha!

How do I make more than 120k an hour?

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Neat u transport the duke o death.

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>>164814007
get people to help you sell more cars at a time

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>>164813871
Nah, I was actually hoping he had fucked off.

>>164813876
Again, hard to believe. I don't know what his actual trip was but I'm willing to bet it wasn't this. Either way kys

>>164813467
you're irrelevant. the new person to bully is jrv. he's even got a physical deformity which is way worse than mental illness. if you want to be cool, this is probably one of the only chances you'll get

>>164814173
My trip has qt in it you bellend

>>164813998
oh pixel! haha!

>>164814234
firstly
>PC
secondly like I give a single FUCK about this cancerous communities current meme
I dont give a sshit what the clique is doing at CURRENT YEAR thats popular

fuck PC

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>>164803301

>>164814254
So it does

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Driving past all of you lovely people on a beautiful Friday evening.

>responding to tripfags
ISHYGDDT

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>>164803301

>>164814489
>haulage
>not getting rekt in a matter of seconds by jet shitters and insurgent drivers

Tell me how

>>164814612
/gtag/ servers are a completely different animal than the rest of the community, console peasant

>>164814612
Radio X. It's the secret sauce.

>>164814653
>inciting platform war bullshit

You are the problem

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@164814254
Yeah but anybody can make a trip with PS4 - callmeqt314 in it. I went to look in the archive and as expected you don't have the same trip as qt. Pic related

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>>164814769

>>164814740
nah actually I don't have any problems because I play in /gtag/ PC servers

>>164814397
Then fuck off loser

>>164814769
stop banning me then

>>164814970
>reason Stan stopped posting was because he kept getting banned

>>164815078
>entire argument is about different trips
>stopped sposting

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Don't give the imposter qt any (You)'s

>>164814852
>/gtag/ PC servers
>absolutely no problems

Pick one, what with all the infighting, shitflinging and avatarfagging

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Reply to post #164815203

Nah, qt normally fucks off between updates. Literally everybody here knows you're not qt so I'm not sure what you're trying to do here

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>>164815213
Try and stop me

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>>164815213
eat shit tho

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>>164815386
fcr came out this week
>He doesnt have 2017 Neo qt
>that facebook filename tho

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>>164815885
What the fuq is that

You're only posting pictures that the actual qt posted weeks ago. It's also easy to make a filename look like a facebook filename.

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>>164816039
A monster

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qhy would people still play this game ojn concosle?s

Is there a reason to play ity on a worse syustems. Why cant they jius tuse their personal computers?

>>164816312
I play it on console because I don't have a PC. I've been putting off building one for years. I have quite a bit saved up so I may join the masterrace soon

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is tutorial anon still around?
I took the photos before christmas but never got round to it

>>164816312
what the fuck is wrong with your hands bro

>>164816312
Are you having a stroke?

>>164816312
who's the blond semen demon?

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>>164816856
that fiulthy whore is catowerr, shje;;kk sdo anything for some cash you sdewf scgive her atrewtnion

>>164816856
That's a lizard in disguise pal

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>>164816312
>>164817123
CALL AN AMBULANCE!

>>164817123
are you drunk?

>>164816312
the standardization overrides my autism related to graphics/performance and there are some exclusives that i want

we complain about griefers, you complain about griefers. only difference is our griefers don't have a trump card

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>>164817191
shjshshhh
t8uyoyo
you kjbw n
you know too much

>>164817271
you saty a aslsot of words but yodo uyoiu have akeyboarf and mouse to platy the game witgh?
no\
o0pinion discarded

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>>164817338
a-are you having a stroke?

>>164817338
why would i need a keyboard and mouse when my version of the game isn't optimized for one

gtav on consoles does not normally offer mouse and keyboard as peripherals, therefore i can be sure that no-one else i encounter will use them. aiming might be annoying but everything else is fine

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>>164818029
because iots betyte r0pf course3

>>164818131
i can no longer comprehend what you are saying anon

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if you are a girl or pretend to be one kys

Posted in wrong thread


>join session
>7 man biker crew running product
>start Fully Loaded
>take my invincible Ruiner 2k and absolutely wreck the entire crew
>destroy all but one of their deliveries that was way away from the group for some reason
>one comes back in a jet for revenge and I shoot him down too

Holy fuck this thing is OP as fuck. The missiles are way more efficient that jet or buzzard ones too. Worth every penny of that 4mil or so

>>164818746
why would I pretend to be a girl when I'm already a cute boy?

>>164818941
This.

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Being able to spawn a convoy with just being a ceo is great

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>>164818746
What if I just play a girl but don't pretend to actually be one?

>>164819080
why did your character need to be in this picture?

>>164818746
I know of at least 3 actual girls in the crew

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>>164819221
saalopoqw me to elnligfhten you anon
I heope tyhis helps minyopi in the future

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>>164818941
exactly
girls drool and have cooties
>>164819107
because you seek validation from me; you are probably a girl and need to kys. or at least you have girl brain.
if you were a real man you would already know the answer.

>>164818749
The CEO one is top notch griefing, near indestructible with infinite ammo and no penalty for destroying personal vehicles. Just a shame the job has a 1 hour cooldown. Oh, and you get $5k for participating, so it's like being paid to grief

>>164819221
why does your 3rd person view of a 3rd person game need to be in 3rd person?

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>>164819412
>because you seek validation from me
Shit nigga I was just asking for clarification.

>>164819498
>he doesn't play in first person

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>>164819498
You're totally not just an attentionwhore faggot

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>>164819660
don't reply to me, you woman

>>164818749
are the missiles any faster, though?

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>>164819951
It's 2017 you shitlord. Women have rights and that means I can reply to whoever I want.

>>164819849
there's literally nothing wrong with being an attentionwhore faggot

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fuggin logs

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>>164820217
bino

Can you apply any post-processing to GTA without getting banned from the Online?

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>>164820217

>>164820217
all it takes is one war taking place in a first world country and that'll change right quick

you saw the height of diversity when we elected a nigger president. the tides are turning now, cunt

>>164820408
i do it not banned

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>>164820337
>>164820448
I should have said "Women still have rights", honest mistake.
>mfw counting down the days until the God Emperor is sworn in

>>164820437
Are you unable to form even the smallest amount of bants? Cat got your tongue?

>>164803706
This is a shitter that wants to get into the crew for 'revenge' .

Nobody cares if you're a woman. Shut the fuck up and stop fishing for attention.

>>164821270
we care plenty, anon. you can never truly be friends with a woman.

>Only play with /gtag/ in hopes of getting a girl friend or girlfriend
Am I the only one?

>>164821370
what about a cute boy that acts like a woman?

>>164813228
man /gtag/ is like 95% tranny characters

>>164821417
mental illness. you aren't a woman, but the fact that you want to be one is an insult to your own kind

>>164821658
>you want to be one

Why the hell would I want to be a woman when I'm already a cute boy?

>>164815386
...that's a dude right?

>>164821805
Damn right Lamar's a dude

>>164821658
>the fact that you want to be one
Not even him but hol up a second. There is a huge difference between acting feminine and wanting to go become some stitched together tranny monstrosity.

>>164821714
you adopt feminine attributes, you are attempting to emulate the opposite sex

>>164821891
yeah but I don't want to become a girl, there's literally nothing wrong with being a cute boy. There's plenty of guys out there that would love to stick it in my butt regardless, so why does it matter to you?

>>164821969
shut up faggot

>>164821841
no i mean the one on the left, looks a lot like a class mate i had back in middle school

>>164821969
it's more of the same, really. there is only a distinction when your kind want it there. sex and gender are literally the same thing.

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>>164822037
>won't back up his position
you shame /pol/.

>>164821969
>so why does it matter to you?
I'm just gonna assume it is something along the lines of low birthrates and niggers taking our women since men just choose to fuck each other.

>>164822206
>I'm just gonna assume it is something along the lines of low birthrates and niggers taking our women since men just choose to fuck each other.
are you trying to imply that this isn't true, though?

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>Still can't play freeroam with police or player blips on the map disabled

This game is so fucking old and has had so many updates yet nothing has really changed since release.

>>164822340
No. I was proposing an argument on behalf of the other anon, not being sarcastic/mocking.

>Get an invite
>Immediately join
>Haha, it was actually full, you stupid faggot.
Ebin

>>164822551
don't like it? GTFO then good sir. BOOM ;P

>>164822674
>just starting out
>see mission invites blowing my phone up
>accept one
>get kicked right when I load into the lobby
>can't find my way out of the apartment before the host leaves and I get kicked out

>>164821850
Dont tell them my secret~

>am high level
>get an invite to heist
>join heist
>immediately get kicked
it's like people don't understand what the matchmaking setting is for

>>164823121
I have no idea who you even are.
I won't tell yours if you don't tell mine

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ROLL UP ROLL UP!

QT GENERATOR 2017 IS LIVE!

Want to shitpost your cute as fuq character but are disgusting?
GET QT GENERATOR!

Bad taste?
Horrible standards?

Or maybe you just want to have a semi-unique character for the next few hours!?

QT GENERATOR IS FOR YOU!

>Please insert $100,000

Tutorials done tut anon, where ever you are...<3
inb4 kys

>>164823494
I get the feeling that this makes a troll that would make oblivion cry, but I don't have the time to try it out

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>>164823593
I thought about it.
The only reason I didnt is because I was too lazy

genuine qt stats right here
>no hair because was set to current
>missing settings were set as "none"

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>>164823593
I'd actually like to see if anyone can make a qt'er qt by changing anything

so far noone has even been close though so i doubt it
having said that im pretty sure everyone just wanted the parents in the end

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>>164823926
oh look at that!

It was asian dad not asian mom all along.

>>164824189
So are you some kind of qt expert or something?

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>>164824276
Yes.
Are you some kind of newfag expert or something?

>>164813228
CAN YOU FUCKING NOT

>>164817123
>>164817338
are we getting crossposters from /wowg/

>>164824393
fuck you i'm going to slip into your asshole

>>164824392
Well I am a newfag, so I guess I'm qualified.

Judging from the replies to >>164803301, do you think most people in this thread are qt-challenged?

>>164814603
>>>/vg/wowg/
it's time to go back, huns

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>>164824585
every day for four years nigga

To the person who offered me sauce in the last thread, I found it on my own, thanks for the warning. Could've been hot but the futa kinda ruins it

>>164800740

Shit, what car is this?

>>164824830
>the futa kinda ruins it
What a fag

>>164824830
l-link

>>164824863
Yeah, if only its name were plastered on the back in big chrome letters.

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>>164824830
>futa kinda ruins it
REEEEEE GET OUT NORMIES!!!!

any mods I should be using for san andreas?

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>>164803301

>>164825148
the one that uninstalls the game

>>164824830

I've already beat my dick to centaurs tonight, whats some futa gonna hurt?

DEGENERATES LEAVE MY THREAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>164825481
get in, fag.

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>>164824830
>the futa kinda ruins it

>>164825925
W-what?

>>164826178
Why the long face?

>>164811826
Catower was only there for the attention and getting "drunk" with us. Fuck that shit. Also his regular man voice was delicious as fuck, I don't know why no one wanted to hear that on the regular.

>>164826760
AY PAPI

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Get a room

>>164824830
I warned ya, man.

>>164824889
http://rule34-data-009.paheal.net/_images/0b574d665d56ee555038b07fd22a46f8/1625381%20-%20NitroTitan%20Pearl%20Steven_Universe.png

I don't even know why you give these tranny fucks the attention they want.

STOP
T
O
P

>>164827351
>not jumping into the action
Way to be a team player

>>164816573
Yeah here, pls deliver this time qt

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>>164828562

>>164823494
>>164823805
>>164823926
>>164824189

>>164827467
I've fucked a tranny before, I'd do it again. They kill themselves when they get older, you gotta enjoy the forbidden fruit while they're young, anon.

>>164830085
>these are the people that smash into everyone on contact races and bitch when they end up in last place because nobody else was smashing

>>164830064
nigga u gay

>>164830085

Hey that's me.

>>164831245
Because variety and how else will I walk up to push people off of maze bank.

Can one of you outstanding individuals accept me into the PS4 crew?
PSN: chovabub
SCID: RITE_LEE

>>164831918
>outstanding individuals
wew lad. You know we're all fags here

>>164832385
Yes, you queer.

>>164832695
That's better.

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>>164833079

>>164833397
I'm 99% certain it leads to reptilians

>>164833671
I'm 120% certain it leads to nothing.

What the fuck is up with my coke factory? I'm losing supplies without gaining any product. I even have all the upgrades.

>>164833848
Sounds like your processors are using the product. Shouldn't have bought into the workplace diversity meme

Request to join pc_gtag
Liosei

>>164835216
rejected

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>Log on for first time in ages
>See my previously broken outfits with mask+glasses+helmet work again
fukken noice. Is there any way to make new ones or am I still stuck with the ones I saved ages ago?

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>>164835373
Yeah, but the mask glitch changed.

You have to use a car with a roof now, and something something.

I can't remember the steps, just go on youtube.

>>164835460
Neat, I'll look into it.

Did cockstar actually do this on purpose or just by accident and they'll fuck it up again later?

>>164835541
Probably the latter. Fun was never an option.

>do two races with two to three people despite waiting a full minute and thirty seconds for the lobby to fill up
>third race the lobby fills up almost immediately
Why?

>>164836132
Maybe another lobby just broke up or GTA decided to merge two lobbies since they were both pending at the same time?

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>>164836664

>get initial D self radio all set up for racing
>miss Cara's voice intermissions from the pop station
fug

>>164836916
>initial D
kys

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>>164799879
I literally and unironically just bought my 7th megalodon shark card in 3 days.

>>164836937
Stop kissing me you fag. This is why I don't join /gtag/, too many of the gays

>>164836941
$0.02 has been deposited into your Rockstar® Shill Account™. Keep this up and you might be able to afford some ramen soon.

>>164836985
Not shilling lad

>>164836941
>Using Alex Jones when you're the best goy
Stop it

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>>164837279
I'm Jewish myself lad

>>164837141
Uh-huh

>>164837389
Whatever, I'm enjoying my shark card purchases.

@164837428
Whatever you say, shill. Know what you won't enjoy? More (You)s

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I look forward to purchasing fund cards for Red Dead Redemption 2 also.

Alex Jones would be the perfect Tony Soprano for a sequel we don't need.

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>>164837820
Alex Jones takes on the New World Order in GTA6, lad.

What's a good vehicle to mod at Benny's?

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>>164836738

>>164834807
>>164834807
Seriously tho, is that a bug or is this how it goes for everbody?

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>>164837996

>>164831245

>stand on top of the doorway in every lobby
>anyone who goes onto the roof gets blown away by me
>anyone who tries to leave in a heli gets blown up

Kinda what you get for shilling this office.

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>>164838696

Prostitution DLC WHEN?

Who do I write to about this?

>fuck up turn and hit the wall on the final turn of Duel
>the guy behind me rams me before going to the finish line
>had literally nothing to gain from it and could've lost his place if someone was behind him
I'm so confused

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Probably the most autistic thing I've ever drawn.

>>164839749
I'm certain that 90% of the playerbase has ADHD. He literally couldn't help himself, anon.
>>164831918
Also somebody pls add me to the crew.

>>164841143
thank

>>164799879
Newfag applied to the pc crew

tag = Kinzow

>>164841143
>ADHD
I don't even know if ADHD would explain it
>some asshat is on my tail and it looks like trying to come beside me
>start going into a drift
>nigger guns it straight forward trying to hit me as I turn
>just barely misses me
>shoots off the track
I honestly don't know how these people convince themselves this is a good idea

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Made a new collage for PS4's community background for this year. Good times, lads.

>turn on the TV for the first time
>it's Impotent Rage
I'm fucking dying over here

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>>164842248
>start going into a drift
>nigger guns it straight forward trying to hit me as I turn
>just barely misses me
Did he look like this?

>>164843058
lel. Knowing the character creator he probably did

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did qt really quit gtao?

What's with the illuminati symbols next to some players' names on GTA 5 online?

>>164839749
Most racers can't play without ramming other, even if there is a high chance they're going to fuck themselves by doing that. I can understand when you are in top 5 during the last turn and want to secure a good place, but when you are past position 10 at the start of the race, you will most likely loose time and place by playing dirty... Unless you have a Nero, watch out for those.

>>164842248
>nigger guns it straight forward trying to hit me as I turn
I always watch out for these guys and turn more slowly than they expect and they run straight in a wall or off the track.

>>164843814
CEO

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>>164843730
>femboi/UK
Colour me surprised. Fucking poms.

>>164844202
Hello Wang

Takes no fucking skill to use a jet. Dog fights are luck, too. I'm heavily salted. This game sucks.

>>164844278
Dog fights were fun before everyone decided to just make them games of chicken while spamming the cannon.

>>164844340

Is there anything you can do about that?

>>164844380
If I see somebody else in a jet I usually just go off the radar when I hunt them down.

>>164844432

But that's when they go off the radar, too.

>>164844454
Doesn't matter because then it becomes a real dog fight instead of "fly my jet icon at that jet icon and hold down fire"

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>mfw some dude does a full rotation of the tube to skip the tube jump on East Coast

>>164823494
Thx qt, will try later today

>>164844992
Holy shit

Sometimes while I'm in a session everyone leaves and I'm the only one left there.

Can this happen at random by the Rockstar servers shitting themselves or am I having connectivity issues?

>>164845619
Happens at random most of the time

>>164840220
noice

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BLACKED DLC WHEN?

>>164844380
purposely bully them in something inferior like a buzzard, ask them to get another one once they die

>>164845931

>Buzzard vs. Hydra

You know that's not possible.

>>164846041
>hover on the opposite side of a tall building like arcadius or mile high club
>suddenly hydra can never land a direct hit on you

if anything it's probably one of the better situations you can get since the hydra doesn't do vertical movement well. just confuse it with the rockets and then strafe it with the minigun while it's close.

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https://youtu.be/ZexszOH0py4

https://youtu.be/dYfCsTU1Q54

>>164819336
show me faggot

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>>164848387
I refuse to believe this guy is genuine

>>164848387
>>164848891
>Retards are retarded

Breaking news

>>164831245
I'm torn; on the one hand I'd like to upgrade to Lombank because I'm sick of having to go up those fucking stairs to get to helicopters, but on the other hand I love diving out of cars while driving up the steps to get into Maze Bank West.

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>>164849325
>people take griefing this seriously

>>164849325
>guys look how pro we're gonna be
>we're gonna get the hackers to make sure we never lose and DDoS passives
please tell me this is some obscure form of the navy seal copypasta

>>164849532
Reminds me of one time I killed someone by accident and the hate mail and shit talking never stopped

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>stealing and selling cars n shit
>get a mission to pick an X80
>get to it's location
>it's just sitting there
>nervous_sweating.jpg
>get in
>'BOMB ARMED'
>fuck
>bee line it to a highway
>CEO fuck-nuggets 2 blocks away
>all 4 player icons turn towards me
>double fuck
>drive like the fucking wind down the highway
>Battle Tapes comes on
>level 3 wanted level
>hydra, buzzard and kuruma on my ass
>full speed into oncoming traffic
>know I'm gonna die
>mfw

So this is what fun feels like.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ToVzwR7Uwo

>>164849885
It's all fun and games until you get strafed

>>164849325
Lord almighty this is fuckin hilarious
This the type of guy who made this
>>164800478

>>164850486
Thankfully the hydra shitter was drunk on Nyquil and couldn't aim for shit. Gave me an extra 20 seconds of fun before getting my ass blown up.

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>>164851441
>Thankfully the hydra shitter was drunk on Nyquil
>the hydra shitter was drunk on Nyquil
>hydra shitter was drunk on Nyquil
>shitter was drunk on Nyquil
>was drunk on Nyquil
>drunk on Nyquil
>on Nyquil
>Nyquil

best robot drug tbqhwyf

>>164838158
It's a bug, introduced with this update. I closed all my shit down since it's broke. At least I bought it 50% off.

>>164833848
fell for a bad meme desu senpai

Does doing flight school give me a discount on helicopters?

>>164853550
do it anyway if you haven't
for the money, anon

>>164853660
You only get like 26K these days, hardly worth the time it takes.