/shmupg/ - Shmup/STG general

first for bump

>http://www.humanbenchmark.com/tests/reactiontime
tfw 300+ ms pleb

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>>164658453
bumping this

come back elnidfse!

Experienced the Ketsui glitch where the 1UP ships in Stage 5 fly away before you can kill them

Good job it was in save state practice and not a run or I might have thrown my laptop

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5th for mid-school fish

GRAZE IT

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Arise!

We can do better than this, anons.

>>164709284

>no vic viper

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY GENERAL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>164709284
>no fightan gaem based off of personified STG ships

Shumps are for chumps.

>>164708556
Sorry sorry! I'm still sick right now. So I've been devoting my spare time to album hunting

ATLUS
PRESENTED BY CAVE
DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DODONPACHI

>>164718746
Good series

Why isn't Caladrius Blaze on the "upcoming releases" part of the main post?

>>164726620
OP's a faggot

>>164726620
It comes out next Thursday right? Does anyone know if it is good? I know that youtube shmup review guy that left the farm reviewed it, but I don't particularly care for his reviews.

Crimzon Clover and Ikaruga are the 2 single best shmups ever made. They are so good that they play in their own league.

>>164727979
t. naziboo pedo

In my research, I have come to the profound conclusion that Battle Garegga may perhaps be the inevitable end of the line in terms of game design. A transcendental object at the logical end of a once thriving culture. A 4th dimensional, interactive tombstone.

>>164728672
Battle Garegga is the greatest shmu-, no, the greatest gam-, no the greatest work of art of all time. It should be in a museum really, and pyramids should be constructed with cryogenic sarcophagi to preserve all the individuals involved with its creation.

>>164728672
gb2 the farm

>>164728672
For, all shmups have vapid, shallow game design. Why think you the genre died out with but a mere whimper, whilst others continued to evolve both mechanically and structurally? Shmups simply have nothing stimulatingly sophisticated to offer unto the player himself.

garegga dads are so embarassing

i bet if i had a dad i'd play better

>>164737297
/shmupg/ younguns are similarly embarrassing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6a86M1r8wU

we must exterminate the local dad shits

What games do shmup moms play?

>>164737297
you can become a dad, it won't make you play better though

>>164707750
Better yet, measure visual memory on there. I got 13k myself, I think I'm below average in memorising shmups. For the heck of it I did verbal memory too and got 215 on the first try, which is better than 100% of the site.

>>164706283
you linked the wrong thread

>>164180925
>>164180925

>>164740919
>I got 13k myself
13k ms? nice.

http://pastebin com/hFqLXaE4

STG :
Cambria Sword
みらくるくるん
Phantom Sol
IKUSAAAAAAAN!!!
Chaos World
風の吹く丘で
Yakouga 08

>>164741358
Is this from C91?

>>164741492
Yes

>>164741351
Are you trying to be funny? There are other tests on humanbenchmark.

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Getting kinda tired of seeing repeated or screenshot OPs, so I compiled a few DDP and Ketsui-related imagery for whoever makes the next thread if they don't have something new already.
https://mega.nz/#!ZhEV0Ayb!T0Ku-gLBp6tt2I0dK-0zGfLKoDzjXfyzWc30cUUPABM

>>164741492
C91?

>>164743357
Comiket 91

>>164743740
Some nerd con. How is that relevant?

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>>164744636
>how is a con where a lot of new games, comics, music, and more get released all at once relevant?

What the fuck is a "dad" in the context of shmups?

>>164746092
nothing, some people are just forcing the grandad meme and attatching shmup names to it

>>164745876
>games
Indie shit.
>music
Relevant how?
>comics
Relevant fucking how?

>>164734284
touhou fags will always be the top of the embarrassing table, soon as someone says they're into touhou you know it's a power virgin retard with the social acceptance of soggy cookie in a library.

my favourite ship is Marisa x Alice

my favorite mount is Casper

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this is my favorite ship

>>164749187
I could do without Alice, but Marisa is pretty choice.

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stage 7 bitch
first time

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>>164752664

>>164752836
actually reach bh, just stupid died

page 9 meme

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>page 10

shmupg's sleepy today

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how to be talented

>>164762961
It's my day off, which means sleepy time! I'm sorry guys.

>>164764105
get a stick

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Nothing will feel the hole.

>>164765317
what hole

>>164765694
FILL FILL FILL

NOOOOOOO

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>>164765317
I want to feel this hole!

Bomber!

/shmupg/ is so dead, I think it's time to let it die

Is autofire cheating if the japanese use it to get their world records?

>>164775137
because friday, everyone fuck some chicks

>>164775304
Yes it is, but it's such a convenient cheat, that it's allowed to use. The records just get seperated into auto fire on, and auto fire off.

>>164775137
If people are only going to shitpost might as well kill it right now, and revive it when there's more to discuss or bitch about.

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>>164750176
Like a horse? Casper is not a horse.

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i like these bullets color

>>164775757
2bloody4me

>>164738845
time to DAD IT UP

>>164772592
Why was this deleted?

>>164777546
was it a bird? birds are not allowed here

>>164775137
Tbh I've been playing let it die instead of shmups for like a week.

>>164775757
> oh wow there's a button to slow down the bullets
> ez game
> why them bitches red now
> oh shit

>>164775137
at least it's not as dead as 8ch,net/stg/index.html

>>164706283
Where's Caladrius in the UPCOMING RELEASES?!!!

>>164785007
The OP is just a copy/paste of the last one

>>164780981
>Tbh I've been playing
THIS DESU LADS, hows erryones shump day been? i got another E in armed police nutwiper, some shoddy guwange efforts and my first scrub clear for raiden dx middle course.

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>>164786943
>>164780981
Have been playing Mount & Blade myself a lot... have been neglecting my beloved Darius a bit...

I'm just always too tired for shmups in the evening...

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>>164786943
Been going pretty good, got a new best time in the Flying King level of Earthworm Jim 2.

>>164786943
Terrible. Can't get past stage 4 in casual Greg, and Department of Justice I lost a really good run by having to answer a phone call.

Anyone know a good way to enable turbo on one of the keys in a keyboard.

Nobody talking about Magfest in DC right now? They got like 5-6 rotating shmups cabinets on Freeplay. Even had Armed Police Batrider last night

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>>164789875
>keyboard
lmao dude kill yourself

>>164777773
the post was an image of a file named "04.btga_stg1.nsf" and the text "randomly found garegga 8bit cover"

they should link it here

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are you hyped for memerunning?

>>164792351
I feel the HOYP for all the memerunning events

>>164792351
Any shoot them downs gonna be there?

>>164792351
>are you hyped for memerunning?
nope, it's a disingenuous sell out cringefest to line the pockets of cunts. vid related.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bG6hPJpxzm4

>>164792351
I don't really like memerunning but I'm happy that there is something to watch 24/7 for when I'm practicing or going to sleep~

dadquas streaming du2

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what did YGW think of the local dad shits?

>>164797601
they should kill yourself

>>164795726
Is it true that speedrunning takes more skill than scorerunning?

>>164799693
Only a sith deals in absolutes.

>>164799693
Did you remember Arcade Superplay Expo?

>>164799693
memerunning takes no skill at all

>>164803806
Then why aren't you going into memerunning to make Twitchbux off it?

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I tried speedrunning a game once. It took about a month or two before I got to a time that I was satisfied with and by the end of it I hated the game so much that I didn't even want to look at it for like two years after that. Speedrunning can be incredibly frustrating.

I just had to do about 8 captchas in a row for this post. Fuck your street signs.

>>164806442
I'm not autistic enough to speedrun.
I'd rather play a bunch of different games than play a single game an innumerable amount of times.

>>164806442
both speedrunning and scorerunning could be frustrating when you need to do specific stuff 100% correctly
at some point scorerunning in shmups still forgiving though, the most time you will throw up for a failed run only 30-40 minutes run, compared with a long 12 hours speedrun like rpg

imagine being retarded enough to memerun an rpg

>>164810792
You forgot to say "speedrun" an rpg for 10+ hours

>>164741358
The Iku-san game seems pretty decent compared to the others, it revolves around using a bunch of short hypers and a special weapon, and the bullets are fairly fast.

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Speedrunning is fun when you find a game that you enjoy and that actually works well as a speedgame.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rP5xeO3K6OI

reeeeeeee

>>164819684
rip

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Can Windia save /shmupg/?

>>164819691
>A girl's first action game.

What did they mean by this?

>>164822480
She can do anything!

>>164823484
Except be best girl

>>164825729
But she IS best girl! And a warrior fighting on the side of Darius!!

>>164825923
An unholy war against benevolent fish just looking for their place in the world. So she truly is evil then. Thank you for exposing her, anon.

Raiden feels like kung fu training.

I'm assuming I'll eventually be able to read these bullets like a jedi, right? Because right now some of this shit is so fast I barely even see it come out before I'm dead.

WARNING

>>164829253
Not really. Either memorise where they come from and position yourself appropriately or die.

>>164805651
>Then why aren't you going into memerunning to make Twitchbux off it?

Haha he thinks being good at speedrunning brings in the viewers.

>>164829253
raiden is all about memorizing the enemy spawns and execution.

>>164832180
Not true. In reality it is about ignoring the power-ups to not bump into the bullets when collecting them.

>>164831812
BE CAREFUL

>>164831812
A HUGE BATTLESHIP

So Icarus went full weeb now and only posts waifu shit?

>>164832929
Such is the inevitable fate of us all

>>164832050
Worked for Siglemic.

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If I'm not wrong, the most profitable individual streaming is done by top level FGC players. I might be wrong though. I don't really pay attention.

I've also heard that streaming games for money works well if you're a hot girl, wear a tank-top, and make your playercam 70% of the screen. Unless that's just /v/ shitposting.

>>164836319
Oh well then as you've presented a single case one must assume it's a universal law! dipshit.

>>164836565
>I've also heard that streaming games for money works well if you're a hot girl, wear a tank-top, and make your playercam 70% of the screen. Unless that's just /v/ shitposting.

Its true, beta males are a fucking cancer.

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someone know, how to fix graphics issues in anex86 2.78?

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>>164838974
Well damn. At that point you might as well just shell out money for actual porn.

>>164840168
I don't, but if you're open to other options, T98-Next worked well for me back when I was playing the PC-98 Touhous.

>>164840637
PC-98 has another cool shooters

>>164842320
>PC-98 has another cool shooters
phteven?

twitch tv/owarabi

SDOJ

>>164844034
>SDOJ
semi intrigued to play this desu but fuck me it's one ugly baby and has the usual retard speed change courtesy of SHit-3

>>164775625
what auto-fire speed i should use? the fastest?

>>164844950
one shot per frame

Ded

>>164846092
so 60 shots per second?

>>164850409
yes
some games actually has 60 shots per second

Fuck all!

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>>164854329
>ribbon on leg

>>164855717
those are knives she stores there for throwing

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What sort of innovations would you guys like to see in the genre? Some kind of new idea or mechanic that would refresh the whole thing because it seems a bit stale to me, just variations on the theme. Or is it impossible since the already small player base would shun it as not a "proper" experience and no one would play anything that strayed too far from the mean.

Also, as a bonus, if you could design and implement your ideal STG, what would it be like? Describe it.

>>164857272
A complex AI system that learns your style and exploits it. It wouldn't be hard to do if you implemented it in a low level language like C or wrote your own LISP for it.

>>164857272
>your ideal STG
without animeshit

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>>164857272
I don't really know. I can only think of broad answers, like a loli shmup that doesn't come off as cringey or weird. Something like that's probably impossible though... so I guess I'll just go with a Deathsmiles 3 with a Valentine's Day theme. Jeez, that would probably be on the absolute opposite side of the scale from what I said...

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>touhou exits over ten years
>still no options for control remapping

I've been toying around with the idea of making a shmup. I would rather it be PC and market towards the touhou and anime neets, but something tells me an IOS release would make me money. idk though.

>>164861878
gross

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>>164863678
You're wrong!

>>164863624
>an IOS release would make me money
A few things senpai.
1) I don't think the ray series did too well
2) For that matter I'm not sure if DB did well on that either
>market towards the touhou and anime neets
Given the amounts of derivative nonsense that already exists on the market you'd probably need some pretty solid gameplay

>>164863624
>Shmup
>touch screen controls
How fucking horrifying. I'm not sure how much of a market there is for such a game desu, since I don't touch apps ever. But aren't the money makers viral meme flavor of the month like Flappy bird or Pokemon Go? Which usually comes down to luck/right time right place. If you're talking about a straightforward, traditional bullet hell then you'd probably be best off on PC I'd imagine. I think successes on phones need mainstream appeal/some dumb gimmick/viral campaign. A shmup doesn't, really. Unless you're gonna make a LOL CAT FIREZ LAZARS OUT ITS ANUS SO RANDOM type deal.

>>164865473
>LOL CAT FIREZ LAZARS OUT ITS ANUS SO RANDOM type deal.
wouldn't sell either

>>164863624
>thinking about making a profit before making a game
western shmup devs. kys

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Finally got the buttwider advanced clear, pretty happy with an F score.

>>164857272
>What sort of innovations would you guys like to see in the genre?
Given my bias, the innovations I've wanted to see in the genre have already been done.
Everything r-type and tactics (everything that's related to using your force)
Twinkle Star Sprites and Senko no Ronde Duo (vs shooters)
Kokuga (not really a shmup though right)
the entirety of parodius (stage objectives)
Einhander and Strania (weapon appropriation action)
G-Darius (so I can snatch people like i'm playing Triggerheart)
something something 2000 (completely customizable ships forever)
Psyvariar 1+2 (graze the bullets)
Zero Gunner (360 control)
Under Defeat (swivel control) (also alternate history that doesn't just suddenly break out laser beams)
Radirgy and Karous (but neither of their sequels)

and I could go on for a bit yet but i'm skipping and hurting the point which is;

>just variations on the theme.
Innovation's always existed in some capacity before. But, everything works off of a base. A proper refinement of some things we've seen up to this point done better is more important than just having the same skeletal structure but then throwing in something wacky.

>Also, as a bonus, if you could design and implement your ideal STG, what would it be like?
Time for the Bias to set in.
That's already been made for me in the form of Border Down. Variations of the same level played out different per ship. Boss battles that require as much effort as the stages to get to them and more. A break laser. (Which mind you I probably prefer using my force in r-type more but...) Variations on stages depending on performance. Dynamic difficulty that gives enjoyment to both casual and scoring runs. A storyline that's grounded in the reality of that world without getting fantastical or overly unrealistic. A downer ending

Border Down at it's core was a spiritual successor to Metal Black.

and I ran out of space

>>164866675
>Car-pet S solo
mah naig!

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BAHMPU!!

What are some good shmups that have really intuitive scoring systems? Something a little more than "don't die and collect everything," but not an entire all or nothing system that forces you to play the game a different or strict way like dodonpachi chaining.

Stuff like Raiden's flash shot system, getting bonus score for not missing pickups or collecting them fast or high on the screen, things like that.

>>164874229
>high on the screen
touhou

>>164874229
I thought ALLTYNEX Second scoring was pretty intuitive. Plus since all the chaining is broken into segments losing one chain wont bomb your score hard.

does anyone have the cracked version of dodonpachi resurrection?

>>164874229
CCWI and Ikaruga have the best scoring systems.

>>164869409
Word it's the only way i can really enjoy batrider, the team bullshit its to annoying and i like to play aggressively which carpet can to milk and thus forth. This is my first clear of advanced to mostly thanks to the easiest variation of discharge rng i think ive ever seen.

>>164874965
>does anyone have the cracked version of dodonpachi resurrection?

mate it's a google search away.

>>164875292
Go choke on a currywurst you annoying kraut faggot, your taste in games is shite bar satazius.

>>164875443
yes, but i don't trust those dodgy sites. was wondering if there was a mega link floating around here

>>164875712
They aren't dodgy i dled mine when it came out, its the pre ketsuipachi fix version though.

Spoonfeed for baby
skidrowreloaded.com/dodonpachi-resurrection/

>>164875904
>Spoonfeed for baby
actual spoonfeeding would be telling me which of those 1000 DDL sites on skidrowreloaded actually work, because they haven't uploaded a torrent.
i've already tried them all and gotten nowhere
>DoDonPachiResurrectionrar.exe 1.2MB

another bad day for crimzon clover

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>>164857272
I get the feeling that at this point shmups have already innovated a lot, it would take something very gimmicky to innovate; and to make that gimmick not feel gimmicky would probably take a lot of effort

>>164860556
this
I just want cave to go back to the roots of DoDonpachi and make it militaristic again but that will never happen

>>164878780
Cave has always been animeshit. Even Ketsui is animu even though people always claim it wasn't. It's fujoshi shit pure.

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>>164879602
It's a lot less anime than DFK and SDOJ. The anime dolls of DOJ didn't bother me much, and neither did the end stage character portraits in Ketsui. The only problem for me is when the anime becomes part of the gameplay, meaning stuff like the anime mecha bosses of DFK and really annoying anime announcers of SDOJ

>>164862948
just use autohotkey

>>164857272
I don't think innovation is really what the genre needs, it just needs to go back to its roots and focus on good game design rather than throwing new gimmicks onto the pile to try and make things fresh.

>>164875443
Pls no bully the Russian rape babies.

>>164879602
>Implying Ketsui was Cave's first game
Have you never seen Dodonpachi

>>164881402
DDP just didn't have the budget for animu artworks. Otherwise it also would be full of it.

>>164881679
Citation needed
DDP and DP were very clearly going for a modern (modern for the time that is) "MURICA" army theme
where would anime fit in there

>>164882098
>where would anime fit in there
The same way how it fits into Ketsui, DOJ, or whatever.

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>>164882540
So it wouldn't have changed all that much, then?
I'm really not seeing what the problem is.

>>164882716
I'm not the one complaining here. To me Cave is pretty cheap anyway, no matter if animu or not.

>>164874229
Ketsui

>>164884969
>ketsui scoring
>intuitive

Cave needed more NAKED ANNIE MAY TITTAYS.

Then maybe they wouldn't have gone out of business.

>>164885484
Maybe not intuitive, but its simple once you know how. Plus its a lot more flexible than DDP

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>>164885496
I don't think they necessarily lacked those.

>>164885683
>but its simple once you know how.
the only ppl who believe this meme are noobs who know fuck all about scoring past 100 mill first loops, ketsui is very complicated.

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Has anyone played Caladrius Blaze on PS4?

>>164886081
ketsui is shit

>>164886235
And? your subjective opinion has nothing to do with stating the facts of the game. Only spergs randomly yell out irrelevancies.

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I'm gonna practice stage 6 until I can beat it with closed eyes

>>164886975
you should never die to bhs vulcan sweep em, stay at the same height the lines cross at when you move left to right.

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>ketsui stage 5
>the helicopter before midboss flies offscreen and disappears and denies my 1up

Dangun is best gun.

>>164887738
If you're using tiger destroy the turrets as fast as possible and then lock onto the second ship immediately.
If you're using panzer you're gonna need to put more effort into it. Prepare yourself to stream and cutback the helicopter's missles while in shot in order to clear the turrets you aren't going to be able to kill the turrets fast enough with panzer's slow lock), and then use shot on the helicopter until you can get close enough to lock onto it if necessary
in my experience it only happens when you don't kill the turrets fast enough and don't have enough time to destroy the helicopter, so do whatever is necessary to get those turrets down ASAP

>>164862948
Are you using keyboard? Remapping works fine for controllers but I haven't tried it for keyboard.

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Is there any shmups with furfaggots in them?
The only ones I know of are the Maho games and Garegga, and for all of these its the same character.

>>164892197
Sine Mora is the only one I know of

>>164892197
dont forget batrider

>>164892197
the one I'm making

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Lovely bassline and trumpet~!

https://files.catbox.moe/hraem9.mp3

>>164894179
what's this from?

>>164894871
Dariusburst!

Namely the Second Prologue smartphone version!

>>164895030
>>164894871
Though it's also in DBCS of course!

How to enter Ura Route in DFK BL with bomb and strong styles? Destroying silos doesn't seem to be working.

>>164892197
Steam Hearts

Play it on PC-98 for max lewd.

>>164895574
I dunno I practiced it for two hours once and could never consistently make it work even when it looked like I destroyed them.

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>>164895935
>catgirls
>furry
pick one

>>164880442
fuck off local dad shit

>>164893015
o-oh?
go on...

>>164893015
>HEYposting

gn, /chmopgi/

>>164899109
Take what you can get, mate.

bumo

ded genre
ded thred

>>164887240
Thanks, will keep in mind.

DaiOuJou, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying And Love the Bomb twitch tv/draconicimpulse

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FOR GENSOKYO!

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C'mon Windia save the thread already

>>164914582
there is no saving something that is already dead

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>>164915269

Which Desusniff wud u fugg?

do you guys need another member of the shmupg team to help keep the thread alive?

i dont really play too many shmups but i can learn and i love helping decent but dying generals being pushed out by all the nonsense!

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>>164916268

>>164916690
the threads always seem to be in a perpetual state of death towards these hours, never dying but never alive either.

>>164916690
You dont need to play shmups to write "bump" or get into and argument with cee.

>>164916690
sure, welcome on board!

>>164916690
>decent but dying
mediocre and dead, desu

>>164918078
>>164918124
>>164919206
>>164920045
hi my new friends

what is your favorite shmup game??

>>164920385
Cho Ren Sha

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>really enjoy shmups
>can't play them because every time I die I lose my fucking shit and start punching my desk
>literally no other type of game frustrates me even a tiny bit
what do

>>164920385
Border Down
Really wish I could get over the sickness so I could go back to failing everyday.

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good shmups choice this week
http://live.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv286660379

>>164920385
Espgaluda
I really like its scoring system and difficulty curve

>>164920385
Ikaruuugaah!!

>>164920684
Now it's premium

>>164920920
just refresh it

>>164920565
>can't play them because every time I die I lose my fucking shit and start punching my desk
>literally no other type of game frustrates me even a tiny bit
Once you end break something really important it'll wear off fast, believe me.

>>164920741
ok this one is on the shmup mame thing i just downloaded, cool i'll give it a try

>>164921665
You'll have to look up how the scoring works, it's not exactly intuitive, but I like it because it's not super "all or nothing" or anything like a lot of other shmup scoring systems. You can sorta make your own routes and it's built around bullet canceling but it's not overdone.

>>164921665
If you're just going to go by the mame pack, play Batsugun Special and play as Beltiana. That particular version is pretty easy.

>>164920385
mushihimesama and desusniffers

>>164920385

gradius v

>>164922941
im not only going off the mame pack, im just trying to find out all the ones you guys like and adding them to the list of games to try out

but good ones off the mame pack is helpful, i can jump right in

>>164920385
Mars Matrix.

I liked the fact it has no enemy collisions. Are there any other decent shmups that don't have enemy ship collisions? Pisses me off.

>>164920385
>>164925532
MECHA Ritz is really good it starts out super easy but you can adjust the starting difficulty to make it as hard as you want. There's also a steam version with double the stages and double the selectable ships if you find the freeware version fun.
http://www.freem.ne.jp/win/game/8513

>>164925564
Mostly Psikyo games. It doesn't kill you, but decreases your power level.

You can do that in Soukyugurentai too, but only against specific enemies.

Maybe in Shippu Mahou Daisakusen too.

>>164926558
Not finding a download link there at all, anon. I guess I have to register first?

>>164926558
>>164928537
NVM that, this is the direct download link from that place
http://www.freem.ne.jp/dl/download/win/8513/1a0d761fe9c24a16591e707d8391a115

>>164928537
It's near the bottom, in the orange box.
>MECHA RitzDownload無料ゲーム 「MECHA Ritz」 のDownloadは、ココをクリック!

>>164928647
The direct download links for that site seem to have one-time usage, that's why I didn't link it directly.

>>164928780
Thank you, anon!

>>164928859
No problem, have fun.

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Up

>>164931383
Put that down, that's unbecoming of a lady

>>164931383
UP

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>>164931514
Down?

>>164932068
This escalated quickly

>>164920385
Perfect Cherry Blossom

>>164932068
Go on

>>164921138
I had to buy a new desk because it's literally falling apart from me punching it
I haven't set up the new one yet, but I'm not sure if that'll make it stop

I mean I can keep myself from punching shit, but it doesn't stop the fact that dying once in these games puts me in a horrible mood

>>164933979
>but it doesn't stop the fact that dying once in these games puts me in a horrible mood

sounds like you're a baby that has never learned anything hard in life before, grow up stop being a whiny bitch learn to love failure and press on.

Put a credit in Ketsui. Got to stage 4 on my first credit.

Meanwhile I can't consistently make it to stage 4 in the game I'm playing.

>>164931383
and dance

>>164932068
Her eyes are really far apart.

>>164934956
I know... It's also a sketch, and I usually don't draw in such an uguu style.

Friendly reminder that Degica are scumbags, selling broken products.

>>164936167
consumer is king, stop buying them and the problem goes away.

>>164934638
What's the other game you're playing?

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A woman with nice, big bags of ice for my head.

>>164944043
>posting old hags

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Did I deserve this death, /shmupg/?

>>164946871
use bomb

>>164946871
Yes. It should be possible to unfocus, or pass through a blue wall.

>>164920385
>no one named shmupg's official game, CCWI
ebin

>>164948713
i'm here
ccwi is my favorite, i played doujin version in 2012 maybe, not seriously like now

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DON'T YOU DARE GIVE UP!!

I am hyped for agdq, fuck shmups

>>164938747
Crimzon Clover

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Reached stage6 boss in first credit, i'm good.

>>164934638
I got to level 4 on my first credit too, then I couldn't do it again consistently for like 10 hours

>>164954121
You don't play shmups anyways

>>164956246
just downloaded bunch of touhous

>>164948713
>>no one named shmupg's official game, CCWI
because that garish doujin shite is not and never will be.

>>164956468
>sold more than all caveshit

>>164954238
Well thats because CC is harder than Ketsui

>>164946871
HAHAHA ENJOY THE OPEN LOOP FAGGOT

>>164956404
a god

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>>164959727

fatchouli is such a hottie!

>>164865473
Touch screen controls are very precise. They just feel weird.

>>164958261
CC Original on Arcade is an easy-ish clear though. You just need to have deliberate routes to avoid getting cornered and/or suddenly killed. Actual dodging skills required are minimal.

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>>164946871
According to the game, every death you get you deserve. We can't really argue that unfotunately.
The problem there was that you let yourself get overwhelmed by the pink bullets. I usually tend to try and move around enough so that I can macro-dodge some of the bursts of pink bullets before they disperse too much, though this may be a panzer-only strat. Practice it, see if it works out for you. Whatever you do next time to get through this pattern, staying at the bottom is probably not your best option.
Also what was that "Playback Ended" business about?

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>>164965281
The list puts it quite a bit above a Ketsui 1ALL though

>>164966479
can you make a txt file of this?

>>164966479
Remember, this list absolutely wrong.

>>164967681
http://pastebin.com/c48URfc1

>>164965719
That's pretty good advice. I'll be more aggressive during that pattern next time. Getting that far in a run still makes me feel a little bit nervous about using fast movement to macro-dodge because it's easy for me to run into a bullet by accident.

>Also what was that "Playback Ended" business about?
That was simply the replay ending. I use "Play and Record Input" to have a replay. If you watch your replay, you'll get that Playback Ended message when you left the game during your recording. (I quit shortly after dying so that's why it's there)

>>164968334
how replay input works, if tons of rng happens

>>164966479
I guess getting those routes ready is the hard part.

>>164966479
>1 for using Tiger Schwert
>implying having faster speed outweighs faster lock on

>>164969051
It's replay magic.

>>164972414
The faster movement is incredibly helpful in the 2nd loop

>>164972414
the speed makes survival a fair bit easier in the loop.

>>164956925
Literally proving it's casual trash for plebs.

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What's the easiest game here? I need to 1cc something to lift my spirits.

>>164977915
Astebreed felt pretty easy, even on Hard because of the sword. Took me 13 hours in total to 1cc Normal and Hard.

SELL TOUHOU MERCH
SELL TOUHOU MERCH
SELL TOUHOU MERCH
SELL TOUHOU MERCH

>>164977436
>that cavedrone

>>164977915
DDPR is an easy 1 all on 1.5 with strong

>>164980148
easy before stage 5

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>>164980148
No it's not!
I need something easier

>>164978536
yeah, I remember that being pretty easy. I'll look into it.

>>164980340
Easier than DDPR 1.5? Try mecha ritz steel rondo .

>>164980340
>No it's not!
>I need something easier
It really doesn't get much easier than that. With autobomb you effectively get like 30 lives.

Give me a fun game to play for survival /shmupg/

>>164982327
Darius Gaiden

>>164982327
2hu's

>>164982327
DBCS

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>>164982327
Cotton Boomerang

Got a squeaky LS-32, what's the fix?

>>164982448
>>164982694
>>164982757
no horis pls

>>164982687
already cleared them all on hard

>>164982817
Get a JLF

>>164982845
Cho Ren Sha 68k

>>164982845
Triggerheart Exelica

>>164982845
>already cleared them all on hard
it was long?

>>164982845
so clear them on lunatic then?

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>>164982845
>no horis
>plays 2hu

>>164983267
I do have a JLF, but anon, I'd rather not.

Been using this LS-32 for a few months now, it squeaks fairly occasionally but enough to make a persistent impression during long sessions. I'm aware this is a very generic question, but Google returns nothing on Seimitsu and maybe someone here has the experience.

>>164983983
loony mode isn't fun

>>164984184
so are all 2hufags in shmupg actually rejects who failed lunatic and turned to easy shumps?

>>164984626
yea lol

>>164984626
yea i failed beating the easy games so i turned to the hard games xD

>>164985078
most arcade shmups are easier than 2hu lunatic

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>>164985195

>>164985424
post your lunatic clears

>>164985195
I wouldn't say this because of how many lives 2hu gives you if nothing else.

>>164985195
survival maybe but poohou is an ugly stupid cunt game scoring wise and about as interesting as a cock moulded from cheese, all poohou fags are mentaly retarded fuck bois aswell.

>>164969051
it doesn't work 100% of the time tho, it may desync

>>164979313
>implying CC isn't popular for being a cave clone on a format that no one thought cave would appear on.

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>>164987608
<3

>>164987608
>cee is fine guys he's just using spastic insults to hide his valid points

imagine hanging out with fatchouli in that big library all day long...

all the books!

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>>164988117
she's not fat!!!!

'23:14 Aquas: Pro'lly another 10...'

More like... STGNever, LOL

>>164987986
touhou fags are mentally ill fuck ups almost exclusively, a perfectly factual valid point.

>>164988670
Storing some back up crumbs in his neckbeard.