/ss13g/ - Spessman on a Spess Station General

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What is objectively best security team of all time? Players from the past and present allowed.

>NT DEFAULT
>not DEFAULT law set in use
>sticking with asimov

s m d h

>>164578291
Me and Me____

>>164578291
V U L G A R I S

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when

>>164578291
any team of people who have respect for space law, do things by the book, and don't abuse their power

>>164578291
My Husbando

post your favorite waifus from each department!

>>164578916
so literally nobody ever

>>164578916
>implying you dont want to abush your power at any assistant you meet while searching the maintance shafts.
Batons exist for a reason idiot.

>>164579115
Felicity in Science!

>>164578291
Any team that has Loose Cannon as their partner.

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>>164579115
ClownPieceMoMMI in Engineering.

>>164578481
The only reason it's called "NT Default" is because our codebase switched over to Baystation. It's the default for them as it covers the crew as well.

Plus Bay's lawset rules aren't in descending priority as ours are. You can't just be captain and order everyone dead because that conflicts with other laws, unlike here.

If we had NT Default I guarantee two things would happen: Nook ops fail even more, wizards fail even more/Silicons die at roundstart because no antag wants to deal with the ability to be instantaneously killed.

>>164579193
but I don't, I don't like causing a ruckus or making trouble when there is none
security exists to enforce the law, and randomly beating people with a baton is against the law

>>164580062
I don't see how requiring antags to subvert or destroy borgs is a bad thing.

>>164580761
I played AI when Ei'nath was still a thing.
Getting roundstart destroyed is a pretty annoying thing, no matter how valid it is. People have laid off since then, but it takes two jaunts to take the AI out of the round they just don't bother.
Nuke ops already pretty much do the same thing, but telebombing is sketchy.

>tfw you're chasing someone as sec and you shoot a tazer bolt under and past the tile they're on and they dodge right into it

Always a 10/10 feeling right there.

So, if a proper alternative could be decided on, would you guys want the default silicon lawset changed?

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>>164577975
NOTHIN'
TA
FUCK
WIT

>>164578291
I was a part of the "dream team" people posted in the thread before someone started spamming the meme waifu version.

>>164578839
>hmm it's lingstended and absolutely nothing is going on
>i know i'm going to arbitrarily double all sentences and if any admin asks me about it i'll say everything was in disarray xdf
he can stay gone

>>164582294
What was the original team? because I remember it only ever being 4 waifus who were quite good at their job

>>164582463
I'm not comfortable with shilling myself.
Just search the archives.

>>164581642
>When someone is chasing you and you fire a taser right into their fucking face and the taser just passes through them
>TWICE

>>164582463
>waifus
>good at their job
Yeah nah fuck OFF.

post non-meta cryomixes with hard to obtain chems

>>164582883
no

>>164582883
30ucryox
30uclonex
5uryet
15ualky
10uantitox
5uzombiepowder

>>164582883
i've always wanted to put peridaxon in a mix, but apparently it doesn't react well with cryox

also, I wonder if mednanos work in cryo

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>>164582883
The only thing that would qualify here would be adding Rezadone to the mix. But it works a lot better in pills, and you're running a big permeability risk of people overdosing EVEN with the right ratio, so I can't really recommend it to anyone.

Oh and I guess Peridaxon but good luck.

>get remote view power
>start to narrate what cultists where doing and rating their perfomance like a show host
boi, i had some fun

>get turned into a lizard by angry gods
>no one tries to collect their valids
feels good

>>164583218
They do not.

>doing a zombie and spider bus when there's already a very threatening group of antags

>>164582883
honey
peridaxon(?)
vomit
pepto
the hug chemical
ectoplasm if they decide to add that
hardcores
sprinkles
holy water

>>164583284
lizards aren't valid lmao

>>164582553
Yeah I did. The Dream team has always been the 4 waifus. You just seem annoyed you didn't get it.

>>164582562
t. Never seen them play
The dream team is legitimately good as individuals and a team.

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need more theme songs

>>164583326
They aren't? i swear the wiki said they are

>>164583325
There would be no point to any of those in Cryo though.

>>164583316
spidergeddon should be a mode
it would be more fun that meteors

>>164576851
I'm sorry Fel! I was so busy doing medbay and researching words that my terrible memory thought you were Zoey! I'm never going to live this down.

>>164583401
Wizard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cu7Rh2l_Lf0

Couldn't find one that wasn't blocked in the UK, which is kinda shit considering the beatles is fucking british

>>164583401
>No malf theme
Dropped

>>164583401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojMkw6lZ-PY

>die trying to kill the captain
>way later get cloned
>hop's thing are around, I dress up like him
>ERT literally thinks i'm him
>One of them gets knocked down
>I use his the emp gun to take our their guns
>steal more guns
>kill half of them alone
I don't think they ever knew I was not the HOP.
That was fun.

>>164583436
"Unless you're a Janitor, expect to be killed pretty quickly"
I'm pretty sure it's just a joke. Besides we don't need every race made validsalad.

>>164583397
No they are not. Trinity, Megurine, whatever else their names are, are all fucking shit. They were all cancerous individuals who sucked so bad at their jobs that I would have rather had fucking Shiggy as the only officer rather than them, because he at least went out of his way to be a meatshield. They wouldn't even do that, instead running the fuck away like pussies whenever they didn't have the upper hand. Aong with that, I distinctly recall the majority of them either not following space law correctly or abusing prisoners, both of which make for utterly shit security officers.

Go fuck yourself, Beta orbiter faggot.

>>164582562
A lot of waifus are good at their job actually. Like Alisa and me___!

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>get turned to cult on my station again
>just want to grow plants and autism
>gently do my thing and only plan to assist cult a bit with some blood and runes
>get gibbed by the shuttle when im loading in my crates
>feel relieved i dont have to bother with people anymore
I fucking hate playing cult, stay the fuck of my research station REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

>>164583573
That's better than most sec statics still

You also only called half of them shit, because the other half is perfect right?

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This is the story of a man named Stanley. Stanley worked for a company in a big building where he was employee number 427. Employee Number 427's job was simple: he sat at his desk in room 427, and he pushed buttons on a keyboard. Orders came to him through a monitor on his desk, telling him what buttons to push, how long to push them, and in what order. This is what Employee 427 did every day of every month and every year, and although others might have considered it soul-rending, Stanley relished every moment that the orders came in, as though he had been made exactly for this job. And Stanley was happy.

>>164583401
trader
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oo41ujvaIDs

>>164583401
Botanist https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fIVLJYaggM

>>164583397
The waifu team is a meme. The real team was people like Nick Weller and Ray Dubi.

>>164584160
Ray Dubi was garbage and Nick is hitleresque

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>>164583401
>Bartender
https://youtu.be/IbdDr3sK96I
>Roboticist
https://youtu.be/l9PxOanFjxQ
>Nuke Ops
https://youtu.be/7dVKMla1LAY
>Chaplain
https://youtu.be/zhXUngCWx7I
>Vox Raider/Trader
https://youtu.be/9Gc4QTqslN4

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Why do you guys hate lavaland? I know TG is full of shitters but why can't we steal the good stuff. Like the chaplains null rod and literally everything in lavaland. Because right now all we have in terms of fun exploration is building a spacepod and fucking off untill you're stabbed to death by spacewalking russians because simple mobs aren't affected by ZAS for some stupid reason.

I wish I could play QM without having to put up with stupid fucking Cargo Techs

>>164584160
But anon, Ray Dubi and Nick Weller are actual memes that should be security banned.

>>164584228
Fuck off you table climbing shit and kill yourself

'good' sec regulars are a meme
the best sec are ckeys that main other departments but dip in from time to time out of obligation/boredom

Let's make a new dream team that we all agree on
Name the best
>Head of Security
>Warden
>Security Officer
>Detective

>>164583601
I already had cult xenos on the outpost before you got there, if it was anyone's station it was mine, you would have found me if you opened the washing machine room sitting with a monkey too.

>>164584391
Megurine > Cargo
Caliegh > Mining
Trinity > Robotics
Naomi > Bartender

>>164584580
fuck off with your autistic waifuposting, no one cares about your circlejerk

>>164584580
that one niceguy warden is cool
I forget his name, he's newish and not super robust

No one draws art of the dream team
because yahir can't into women and drizor makes characters too fat for more than two on a page
RIP

>>164584228
>the chaplains null rod
literally stop, they turned the null rod into a validhunting weapon

>>164583401
chap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aw2GiQ8vsrs

>>164584084
This actually fits Blob better.
Mind if I put it there instead?

>>164583401
vamp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIniljT5lJI

>>164583401
ling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnFc7D0ZoCc

>>164583438
there's no point in sending clowns or the aryan brotherhood into space either

>>164583401
>clown
>not https://youtu.be/q7vewpiZ9bo
[ ]not dropped
[ ]dropped
[x]crocodile dropped

>>164583401
xeno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKeGwOKr7K8
or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrbN2y5r-vU

>>164583401
HoS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jynTNYSKNuk

>>164577975
Being sucked into a space tile from an inner breach should instantly teleport your character to a different z-level.
After all there's no logic in space not sucking you out.

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#freekingston when

>>164583401
assistant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfYnvDL0Qcw

>>164586107
kingston v. 2hotdogs
thunderdome, no clothing or items
winner gets a full pardon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqcLjcSloXs

>>164586402
not this meme again

>>164583401
iaa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wRHBLwpASw

>>164584770
Dizor can draw non fat girls, he drew a very nice skinny Julia once.

Only shitter waifus get drawn though.

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why can't borgs into firelocks?

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So good so far

>>164583561
Sure why not
>>164585787
Fits better

>>164586024
>HOS
>not this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rVFi6qkPHE

>>164586760
Traitor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iaR3WO71j4

>>164583401
hop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kd2b7PYyZic

traitor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4irXQhgMqg

shaft miner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcUBI-YVRY8

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/13255
recommend balance changes or thematic explanations

>>164584701
Sounds like fistem.

>>164587484
yeah that's the guy

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>>164587394
the viruses are affected by similar antibodies so your immune system reacting to each virus slightly affects the rest

>>164586760

medical doctor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMxMOJYhN4c

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>>164586529
you mean this one

>>164586760
shaft miner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytWz0qVvBZ0

>>164586760
captain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhrYY3ocQ5o

>someone made fan art of my one time gimmick
>never reposted
>didnt save it

jdimsa

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>>164587738
or this one

>>164587784
kill yourself for even knowing this tripe exists

>>164587912
I dunno, it's pretty catchy to me.

How do I use mechs?

>>164584374
Choke on a cock you autistic nigger, I'm staying put.

does a lizardman with human hands and feet bypass the lizardman shoeless problem

>>164587784
You have to go back right now

>>164586760
viro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L78yVFeyvRo

>>164584906
So? Chaplain is basically a validhunting job

>>164588027
>he thinks he won't get banned
Your cancerous community and playstyle do not fit in /vg/. One way or another, you and your shit tier TG play will get you banned, and nobody will shed a tear.

>>164588065
i think those traits are all stored in chest, so no

>>164587738
>>164587909
Yeah, Dizor has great art if its not fetish shit

>>164588153
No, it's not
>>164588065
>>164588210
it does allow you to wear shoes and gloves if you have human hands and feet, they made it like this in the frankenstein PR

>>164588024
click drag yourself to mechs
use the 'exosuit" tab to make the mech switch between tools and other options

>>164588153
Chaplain is a roleplay-based job, now fuck off back to Hippie faggot.

>>164588213
There's a lewd one out there somewhere of them both.

>>164586760
rev
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEt41bYQBgE

>>164586760
engineer
https://youtu.be/rp8hvyjZWHs

When will the metaclub fall?

>>164588558
wyci

>>164588169
I already know how to ban evade, eat shit

>>164588378
Fuck off back to Bay and kill yourself autist

Fuck you klepto mage
it was fun

>>164586760
engineer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmZexg8sxyk

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>>164588681
>he thinks he can ban evade and not get caught
>he thinks he can change the serb to be like TG and Hippie

>>164586760
mechanic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKF7YJhMfro

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>>164586760
>Scientist
https://youtu.be/Xg46yGQunfc?list=PLF000EB573891300C

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Some odd choices, but okay

>>164585320
Shit I didn't actually see the antag bit there. Yeah do that.

>>164586760
borgo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxMf4BdVq_g

>>164588727
>be sec
>never ever see a wiz in person until one dressed in grey zooms past and clowns me
>killed by xeno since my shotgun blew up on me

fairly okay/10

>>164588850
>implying Hippie doesn't have the server by the balls already

How's SecretOfTheHippieAdmin?

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asimov iz hard

>>164589304
don't you mean doobydoo or whatever his name was?

so antag roles always reset back to no for me? Shitty programming?

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>>164589368
They were harming humans by consuming atmosphere meant for other humans.

>>164589414
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/blob/Bleeding-Edge/code/modules/client/preferences.dm
go look through this file and find the cause of the bug if you want to fix it
it's very likely a one line fix somewhere

>>164589068
Malf AI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gDf7misJvk

>>164589068
Engineer should be black hole sun by soundgarden tbqh.

>>164589068
I think this could go well with the mime:
https://youtu.be/kbu0a7oa8Q4?list=PL250DA3DC828FA724

>>164589634
I don't get it but alright
>>164589771
Okay. I put the engineer song for CE

>>164589634
this one is dumb don't include it

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>>164588083
back where? the song is good.

>>164584228
I don't like lavaland and I don't like the stupid monster horseshit we currently have either. Doesn't really add anything substantial to the job and most of the lavaland related things are just there for the sake of being an inconvenience.
Plus the notion of sending people to some kind of absurd fucking hellscape "asteroid" thing just to get like pot metal and gemstones really bothers me.
You could have added a little depth to the job but nuh uh uh we gotta get the hispanic kids playing so let's make it edgie minecraft. It's just fucking silly.

>>164589634
This'd work much better in all honesty.
https://youtu.be/dVVZaZ8yO6o

Modern bay mining when
It's literally our mining but with non-ugly sprites and some extra features on top
and no retarded pokememes bullshit

>>164590187
agreed

>>164590215
>hating pokemon: dorf edition
neck yourself immediately

>>164590215
WHEN YOU PORT IT

>>164590187
This

>>164584906
>the chaplain role should have extremely limited flavor to it because giving them fun items means they won't have to bust their ass trying to legitimize their gimmick as much
>in fact let's "nerf" what it currently has into irrelevance and reduce the job to smacking water tanks and hiding in the brig
literally sprout a dick and balls and grow a fucking spine

>>164589068
this is one of the cult victory shuttle tracks
would work for cultist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmxvVF7Fl-c

>>164590053
>good

>>164590296
>pokememes
>fun
>interesting
No.
They're retarded simple mobs that take no challenge to kill and add nothing to the overall mining experience.
The only people who do the pokememe shit are the people wwho don't actually bother to mine.

>>164590473
>not good

>>164590215
the rock sprites are too fucking busy looking and we already have enough flavor text spam that makes the client chug go away faggot

>There will never be a ss13 server without references and meme modes like wizard, vamp or cult that has consistent art and a good roleplaying community

>>164590357
>lmao fuk RP i want my validz n funy hitler gimmick
Neck yourself hippie faggot.

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Getting close to the end here. All antags are finished, but you can still change things

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>>164588213
I draw a lot of stuff.
I just don't get a lot of time or descriptions to work with

>>164590187
Yeah, it is a better fit.

>>164589976
>>164590051
Hal 9000's last words

>>164590608
>too fucking busy looking
What did he mean by this?

>>164590618
>there will never be a ss13 server without female characters, which are clearly a detriment to the community

>>164587912
it's a nice song.

>>164590618
>wizard
>meme

>>>/out/

>>164590357
Being able to magically turn your rod into a scythe that cuts through armor or whatnot is not good design, if anything, the null rod should be given more abilities that do not involve transforming it into a a validhunter supreme weapon with 20 force.

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>>164590718
Draw the dream team when?

It'll be a nice gesture for the dead

>>164590718
Just draw more Julia, it's what the people want.

Reminder that if someone admits to playing on Bay they need to be banned.
Reminder that RP autists are the reason this server is shit
Reminder that Hippie is literally infinitely better than Vg shitstion and doesn't have to deal with retarded RP autists

>>164590712
sec
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BxBs4f4RIU

>>164589413
Doobie was an underage Hippiemin, Shapka is Looping from Hippie and he even got deadmined from there for being dogshit

>>164590712
Detective
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZX14TMvBGFw

>>164591041
>>164590712
better sec song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPp4qb-phrA

>>164590626
Go suck off the admins on Bay cuck
>>164590762
"Waaaah I hate change"
>>164591019
Hippie is shit but Bay is worse, at least something is actually happening on Hippie. Bay faggots who reeee "WTF RECALL THE SHUTTLE WHAT DO YOU MEAN FOUR HOURS HAVE PASSED WE CAN RP IN THE BAR" need to be gassed

>>164590712
janitor placeholder
i'm sure someone can find something better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJhXVg2QisM

>>164591041
>>164591407
This is a hard choice

>>164591616
die you degenerate Barneyfag
Just kidding, I'll add it for now

>>164590712
botanist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUsv4Lb7EQs

>>164591560
Fuck off back to TG faggot.

>>164591616
this is wonderful

>>164591616
Thanks, doc

>>164590626
hey how about you fucking unfurl those knickers and shut the fuck up
on goon chaplains used to get flavorful items with their selected religion and it was actually kind of fun to play because you didn't have to go through forty five minutes of set-up time to be a convincing non-generic holy man
but dyoh nyoh a guy said a dayus volt and that other kid did a muslim thing uh oh better fucking throw the whole job in the bin and set light to it

>>164591616
it infantilizes janitors, which is funny

>>164592087
>lmao m-muh hitler gimmick isnt shit f-fuck off degenerate muh day of the rope

Go back to TG.

>>164591962
Make me nigger

>>164592087
>chaplains used to get flavorful items with their selected religion
literally the same here

>>164590762
>>164591560
it just looks like shit in comparison to what we already have

www.strawpoll.me/12029810

Official list of shitty gimmicks:
>Nazi anything
>Modern politics (Hillary, Trump, ISIS, etc)
>Cargonia secession (Dorfmode on roid doesn't count)
>Crusader chaplain/knights of Cargonia
>Meme skeleton (skeleton can SOMETIMES be done decently)
>Vox with obnoxious accent
>Ancap
>Stealthy tator (bonus points for not even getting greentext)
Feel free to add to the list

>>164590712
>AI
https://youtu.be/g2-6GFkMpdM?list=PLoq58GDeKElcdxUImxXYKqG91vdxzwrBH

>Botanist
https://youtu.be/SUzPNPzjBiM?list=PL81TkgZLhoGVy_p_R4kCPPqMlHVzd8ppT

>Research Director
https://youtu.be/k9KdfMqzSG0?list=PL158756C142611D08

>>164590712
chemist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGM-wSKFBpo

Pick your favorite
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/13256

>>164592213
how about you go back to fucking gaia online instead of trying to make this game as fucking bland and inoffensive as you possibly can
YUH OHHHH SOME FAGGOT DID A DONE A BAD TING EIGHT MONT AGOH!! fuck you I don't care get over it

>>164592542
modern politics can be funny as long as you stay away from overused memes
cargonia secession can be great
vox having an accent is cannonical, get over it
I have never seen an ancap gimmick, so I can't say if it's shitty or not

other than that, yeah

>>164592687
The bottom one, I don't want my screen to flash at me every few seconds

>>164592542
Non human clown

>>164592913
What? I thought birds with bad accents are valid?

>>164593179
not at all

>>164593179
where the fuck did you get that idea?

>>164590712
AI - Watching With Ten Thousand Eyes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBDnhxXoQbk

t. Harold poster

>>164590712
mechanic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q16yI2d9sNE

>>164592542
>literally one guy had a nazi hard-on for like a week and people are still in fucking tears about it I do not fucking understand the problem
>it's a tired idea
>it's also a tired idea but I haven't seen it done properly in months
>rarely happens or is given attention
>there's like one guy who actually plays a skeleton and he plays like once a month I don't see how this is even an issue
>they do that out of spite at this point
>I've literally never seen this done even once and don't think pay-for-medbay counts
>all of our traitor players are minmaxing opportunists who track their stats privately and I don't think that's gonna change

nice list chump

>>164592913
>>164593179
lol in my experience birds who talk like humans get bullied more than birds who don't talk like humans
the vox broken english meme is socially enforced

>>164590712
In all honesty, I think this would fit the Assistant more better. The lyrics weirdly fit, in my opinion.

>>164592913
Modern politics CAN be okay, but usually it's just people doing normal jobs with the name Donald Trump and saying MAKE THE STATION GREAT AGAIN every 5 minutes or a guy trying to be a muslim and saying ALLAHU ACKBAR before bombing the station. It CAN be good, but it just is really unoriginal most of the time.

Accents for Vox are fine. I said OBNOXIOUS accents. As in, to the point where you have to take time to realize what the fuck they're saying.

Cargonia secession CAN be great, but 90% of the time it's just them buying guns and shooting every security guy that comes in.

I've seen ancap a FEW times, it was just people complaining about the NAP and everyone else ignoring them.

>>164593823
deep

Don't Vox speak broken galactic common because they have two tongues or something?

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Everyone who hates tell me why you hate lavaland? I don't see any reason why other than "Unga bunga different is bad" that and it would be inaccessible from space. Making there only two ways to return from space.

>>164593823
>Forgot the song. Fuck me.
https://youtu.be/eiY_uUN7dEQ

>>164593896
DEEP
E
E
P

>>164593897
Truly the deepest lore

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrGrOK8oZG8

PLEASE THE BUNKER

>>164593918
>inaccessible from space
salvage shuttle
shuttle disks
shuttlescuttle

>>164593992
ICK

>>164593836
I have done non-antag peaceful cargonia secessions during boring shifts
bretty fun
I use the Isaac Litof method

>>164593918
Guy who made this post here don't answer it I forgot I made the exact same question posted it. Got distracted and posted it again.

>>164594087
THE CREW MANIFEST CAN BE SEEN FROM THE LOBBY YOU TARD IT'S NOT ICK

Is VG Station cool with a newfag joining in and juggling gloves between hands and trying to learn the game

>>164593992
All that sec and I bet they still managed to do fuck all but brig and beat the clown within 10mins

>>164593897
i think it's because they're retarded bird mutants

>>164593897
no it's because they're the brainchild of some creepy thirty year old Australian faggot who forgot how to spell or do grammars gooder
either that or he's a southeast asian illegal

>>164594134
yes, stay away from important jobs for a while
ahelp with questions, don't ick ock
>VG
it's pronounced /vg/

>>164593740
Nazi gimmicks happen like every third ops rounds. Outside of that, stuff like nazi captain or chaplain happens every now and then. It's just so unoriginal there's no point.

And as for skeleton, most people pick them because they're attracted to the race for tha so funny skeleton memez :). If they're not an obnoxious memester they're fine. Most of the time, if they can answer you properly without an over the top wacky answer when you ask them what the fuck a skeleton is doing on a space station, they're good. Usually they just have normal names instead of pun names.

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Only a few more, and maybe a change to some...

>>164593918
looks fucking edgy and stupid
why would you send someone to get metal from that
why not find an actual asteroid instead of a shitty mc.guffin pocket dimension
why not make your own fucking indie game in which this kind of thing would actually fit instead of stapling it onto this one
fuck off already

>>164594407
just get rid of the nazivend for flukes
there ya go problem solved whoopee

>>164594461
>1/3 of those were my suggestions
why do I waste so much time on 4chins

>>164594461
chef
https://youtu.be/OyQVb4_R2Fg

>>164593992
>sec is unrobust hitler hos and a bunch of newfags I don't recognize
i'll pass

>>164594461
I vote this one for Detective
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsntlJZ9h1U

>>164594843
>not this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5tVbVu9Mkg

>>164594461
https://youtu.be/LeMVDuIO3J0 chef

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>baystation: now with FULLY AUTOMATED metagaming

top fucking lel who thought this was a good idea

>>164594929
>more maymaytown
pls

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>>164594958
>/vg/station in charge of reading comprehension

>>164594958
That sounds p cool desu, good way to help new players make friends

>>164594958
CM has something like that for survivors.
You get a little text about other survivors and how they were helpful.
Makes it more realistic desu.

>>164594958
IT'S A GOOD IDEA.
IT'S FROM BAY, BIG DEAL.
IT'S A GOOD IDEA.
DON'T QUESTION IT.
YOU'RE DUMB.

>>164594461
better traitor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HORkT4a2MhQ
also paint it black was suggested,
fucking great song would also work better than current

>>164594461
genetics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t52-_2R47fM

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>>164594461
>Librarian
https://youtu.be/Htaj3o3JD8I
>MoMMI
https://youtu.be/dO_PL3V1c4Y
We already infatilized one job, why not another?
>Chief Medical Officer
https://youtu.be/JQQip0nBblk?list=PLF5JI4kivTeMr4u1MAGlEFWkuSOGNaPvy

>>164594461
better assistant song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1dPKfxRhk0
it's a song about the rodney king riots
basically an irl greytide chimpout

>>164594461
Quartermaster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7eJg7hRvqE

>>164595846
janitor was funny to infantilize because it's a retard level newfag entry job
mommi is srs bzns, it needs a real song
harry potter is a literal wizard, so it doesn't really work for librarian

>>164594461
>Admin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Glcg95L4JK4

>>164596462
I chose the Harry Potter song because of the fact that A) It's a famous novel series and B) It's calming, which fits a library well.
I know it'd fit Wizard more for obvious reasons, but we've already got a good song for the job.

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>>164594461
>CMO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gO7uemm6Yo

>>164596683
Good choice

>>164596780
me

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Calming Loops for your Mind

>>164594461
librarian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRJ9_yHiNmg

>>164596780
Make the chef an old busty lady
also make them dote on the player character
make sure they take regular trips to the morgue, too

>>164596780
>bartender
me, i m gud bar tend n human

>>164596940
not at all relaxing

Ailsa why do you only play highpop
Why do you not play comfy 30pop

>>164594461
Change roboticist to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYZfeY8Vg0E

>>164594461
mommi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk_XaJ7gE4Q

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>>164583401
>Clown
>Not Brendan Fr-

>>164589068
Disregard that. You did good.

>>164594548
Wasn't the point of the asteroid is that it had fuck huge amounts of plasma? We're not here for everything else we're here for plasma. Edgy or not I still think the locations where you can spawn from as a unique role after dieing are interesting enough to warrant at least that feature.

>>164594461
>No pAI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxzBvqY5PP0

>>164594461
Librarian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oy0LvaLAIxo

There's a few free spots in the manifest, please suggest characters to fill those slots as I don't remember a lot of characters. We need more males
pastebin.com/0hEKQcwZ
No aliens please unless you make them human

>>164594461
>Ox - Kill Em All
Fucking based.
Also, for HoS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPUS2lOl8hQ
And Science Division as a whole: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm-upHSP9KU

>>164597592
can't draw vox?

>>164596780
>pastebin.com/0hEKQcwZ
The fuck is this autistic shit

>>164597592
>bartender
Me!

>>164597592
>pastebin.com/0hEKQcwZ
Roboticist: Rinmaru Shizoku or Hyun-Ae Smith.
They're basically the same appearance-wise.

Is the greytide chaotic good or chaotic neutral?

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P A R A M E D I C

>>164597782
I'll put weird science for the RD
>>164597432
Alright

>>164597798
No I dislike aliens in science fiction and whilst the game is very ss13 based I'm not adding things like skeletons or wizards.

>>164597956
I decided to write a VN
>>164598025
Name?
>>164598082
Probably Rinmaru then

>>164598159
>captain, hop, sec, iaa, mechanic, janitor, shaft miner, chemist, genetcist, virologist, botanist, assistant, chaplain, cyborg, mommi, trader, traitor, ling, vamp, cultist, rev, xeno
all me lol

>>164598220
>brown musclegirl
god fucking bless you

>>164598220
I thought this waifu shit could end, please don't do this

>>164598134
Chaotic Evil. Clown is Chaotic Neutral.

>>164598220
I don't actually want to be in it I've had my time in the limelight and would prefer I didn't re-enter it

Plus it sounds like shit if it's not going to have ayys/husbandos/lewd.

>>164598220
you should include a trader or two anyway for /vg/ pride

>>164598159
>Paramedic
Gotcha covered mate.
https://youtu.be/OBwS66EBUcY

>>164598434
I dont know though, the greytide often valid hunt and shit so they cant be that bad

>>164598159
>>164598159
>Paramedic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa58FSSa7XI

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Is this where "ZAP MUTHA'FUCKA" came from

>>164598535
already being used, check the captain one

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>>164583401
>Chemist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-s9LdQPXF4

>>164598614
Now you rollin with the wizards n shit.

>>164598579
but that's exactly his point
they kill for fun, and they're liable to murder basically anyone if it suits them
sounds pretty chaotic evil to me

>>164598159
>>164598609
Correction, wrong track. I meant this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqU7W8LdRd4

>>164598770
He should just use that for Ghost, frankly

>>164598696
>>164598159
do it

>>164597592
>No AI

>>164598159
>trader is hava nagila performed by a gypsy orchestra
kek

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Okay, everything is covered. If there are any jobs you want to change, go ahead and tell me

>>164599281
>Nuclear Operative
Missing a golden opportunity here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkAp5gAYDUQ

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Here's the quick notes for main girls
>>164598401
No worries pal
>>164598417
This isn't waifushit, it's me writing a vn
>>164598440
Aliens ruin every science fiction series except star wars
>>164598530
Maybe, there's already too many characters
>>164599173
Ais are another thing I dislike in science fiction, there may be a pAI with multiple personalities to choose from though. If I think of enough personalitoes

>>164599281
CE song kind of sucks

>>164599281
>botanist isn't green and purple by xkritikal
Fucking shit list

>>164599519
>This isn't waifushit, it's me writing a vn
Are you delusional

>>164599569
>>164599516
maybe this could be expanded into a playlist for each job

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>>164590959
To be fair I don't even know who those are.

>>164590962
Go to sleep Bill.

>>164578291
Pomf and Ragnasal.

>>164599281
post it on the forums when finalized

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>botany is covered in banana bicaridine kudzu
>there's 5 people just laying inside tangled in the kudzu claiming it's healing and them
>the kudzu is deathly carnivorous and fucking tears you apart if you try to resist out of it
>radstorm comes and nobody can make it out of the kudzu
>those who manage to resist out of it find out the bananas made them obese
>those who manage to try to walk out keep slipping in banana peels
>even with scythes and weedkiller grenades nobody can kill the kudzu

>Tendrils lash out from the mutant banana vines and drag Unknown (as Taylor Paulson) in!
>Unknown (as Taylor Paulson)'s right hand flies off in an arc.
>You hear a loud cracking sound coming from Unknown (as Taylor Paulson).
>You hear a loud cracking sound coming from Unknown (as Taylor Paulson).
>Skutzle whispers, "I AM-M ON-N-NE W-WIT-T-T-TH-H A B-BAN-NAN-N-N-NA!! I W-W-W-WIS-S-SH-H T-TO BEOM-ME A N-NANN-NER-R!!"
>You hear a loud cracking sound coming from Unknown (as Taylor Paulson).
>You hear a loud cracking sound coming from Unknown (as Taylor Paulson).

I fucking love this game, I really do

>>164590959
Where's fifth girl?

>>164599569
>>164599516
Just changed both of these.

Is there any place to upload Excel files?

>>164600034
make the google doc read only, post the link

>>164600148
he made it in excel

>>164597102
I play on euro early hours
usually <20pop

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>>164600019
This is the only pic where the kudzu didn't completely cover the corpses

>spend all game being comfy genetics chameleons with Holden
>actually get off my lazy butt after we've researched everything to make nitrogen tanks for everyone by stealing a scientist's ID with TK
Genetics sure is comfy, now you're all birds like me!

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>>164581642
>that feeling when two or more sec officers chasing a perpetual
>they dodge into the taser bolt and then bitches about your incompetence while the criminal gets away

cyka blyat

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>>164600019
We can make it better
We can make us better
We can make us whole

Those who were caught in the vines were safe from the radstorm from the sheer amount of anti toxin being injected

>>164600293
>Rin spots this happening and spends the entire rest of the rounds staring at it instead of doing literally anything else

>>164600372
Hachi is CUTE!

>>164578140
>Killed the chef because "the ai told him to" as a non antagonist.
>This is a rework of his prior ban, a second investigation shows that the fire I had thought he had started was actually brilliantly pinned on him by a traitor AI and a well timed and well placed door shock. But I still think you need a day to re read the rules.
>MrPain12
>Pain pops off with a ban because lel MrPain
>"Oh guess I was wrong woops"
>WHATEVER YOURE STILL BANNED BECAUSE I SAID SO!
How much longer are we going to have to put up with this guy's bullshit. You could be next.

>>164599796
They weren't self stilled to death so you won't draw them?
Ok.
>>164600020
There's only 4

>>164600464
>toolbar on the right
want to know how I know you're gay?

>>164600474
>Rin
I wasn't even playing that round, though.

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>>164600568
>There's only 4
I'll remember this.

Alrighty, here's the sheet for public viewing

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1YC6hZZM7G4OZHm0tca4xA2qpexFmwZRd-qPETZGmwYk/edit?usp=sharing

>>164600642
"wrong"
>>164593992
exhibit A
exhibit B is the fact that you were detective and doing your usual schtick of not actually doing detective work

>Write reports on all the departments
>Even message HR for more nitrogen tanks for the Vox crew
>no replies
th-thanks

>>164600642
Then who was the detective?

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>>164600568
No, I just wanna know who they are.
No need to sprain your ass and jump to conclusions.

>>164600774
>message HR for more nitrogen tanks for the Vox crew
order the vox resupply crates

>>164600659
Who are you? There was always only 4.

if it's you Zalika you can be in it too, everyone thinks you're cool.

>>164600568
>They weren't self stilled to death so you won't draw them?
They were though

>>164600785
Not me? I don't play Rin as a Detective anyways.

>>164600850
I meant those big canisters, like several we could set up in medbay. I know we have the miner but I thought it'd be cool if centcomm could do something the IAA asked.

>>164600925
zalika a shit

>>164600745
>>164600785
OH, RIn, not Rinmaru. Whoops.

>>164601248
who?

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>[18:07:39]GAME: Explosion with size (32, 64, 128) in area AI Chamber

>>164600925
Never-mind. Forget about it.

>>164600849
It's just joke friend, about how morena self shilling all the time haha.

>>164601221
Alice?

>>164601723
what kind of human can make a 32 dev

>>164592542
Wrestler/Macho Man/Shitty Randy Savage impersonation

Anything to do with HUR DUR IM SO ROBUST

Communism

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>>164601908

October-2014-18-Saturday I made a 72, 140, 281 bomb. The tank pressure was 429507 kPa and it was about 80000 C.

Feel free to check the logs.

I haven't made bombs in ages, so I have no idea if you can still make them like this. I was successful in exploiting a glitch about 1/3rd of the time. Turn off the bomb cap and I might show you all...

>>164601908
>what kind of human can make a 32 dev
>>164602873
guess he wasn't human after all

>>164602873
good lord

>>164590718
Do you have a tumblr or art collection? Your stuff's neat.

>>164601723
>>164601908
>>164602873
Reminder to trade 10TC for max bomb cap.

>>164603708
it always feels like a waste to lift bombcap for measly 8 devs. once i join the 20 club it'll be worth it

>>164602873
>The tank pressure was 429507
don't know if they added that later but tanks rupture at 3030+ kPa

>>164604025

A single volume pump connected to an atmos chamber outlet and a single connector with a canister wrenched to the port will produce a higher pressure.

>>164604181
>>164604025
Oh, you're talking about canisters, nevermind then