Destiny General - /dg/

#FREENOOBISH

>no burn on heroic
>shields dont regen and airborne is active which'll make shitters constantly jump and just die
why

>>164535687
>Airborne is active
Nani

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>>164535842

>>164535423
>zippy is back
>noobish is gone
what did they mean by this?

>>164536347
Zippy's trip to Dubai wasn't a trip to Dubai, but a trip to Noobish's estate where Zippy murdered him in cold blood.

>>164536519
looks like he has to find a new delivery boy

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new thread post mildly interesting webms

Anyone wanna run some crucible? New to Xbone from PS4

>>164536903
>
who dis?

>>164536957
Only come on from time to time

>>164537080
;_; come back to us

>>164537283
I'd come on PS4 if asked
Who dis

>>164537080
Im helping a friend with Dark Souls right now. I'd be happy to play later though

>>164537381
ew I wouldn't be caught dead playing the system let alone come on it

>>164537427
Sounds good to me!
>>164537486
You honestly don't know what you're missing...

>>164537080
>buying Destiny for BOTH consoles

jesus christ jiro #2 control your urge to play destiny

>>164537872
>He's isn't an IDORT masterrace
lmao'ing @ your life rn

>>164537427
ambassador stray coming in to welcome another to the fold. if its another self buttblasting furry sperg this time, dont sign off on it and expose everyone to cancer again.

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>>164537872
>control your urge to play destiny
never, I wish there were two of me so my xb1 could be up to date

>>164538740
(You)

>>164538947
oh boy namefag shitposting. gtfo

>>164538947
literally who?

>>164539136
Literally you

>>164538723
He's cool, nothing to worry about

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>>164539427
yeah... nothing...

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>>164539910

>>164538723
Don't worry. Sucking furry dicks was my favorite last year. This year it's sucking gay /dg/ers like you

Anal sex with YellowTeaCup!

>>164539910
congratulations jiro you are the first person to be blacklisted from both platforms

>>164540996
that webm was created before furry boy had his little autism attack

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You could have prevented this Colt. You could have let it die. But you didn't listen.

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>>164541764
but there's still so much deep lore to discuss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KXVox0-7lU

>scaling Bungie's asset system for Destiny

>>164542379
>want to play destiny with friends
>NAT type 3 fucks everything up
>can't play 6v6 without lag, no mic support

I don't even know why, one day it was just switched to NAT-3 for some reason.

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>>164542149
>discussing lore

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Daily reminder that Stray is shit at dark souls and gets pissy when I get mad at twink build faggots.

>>164543364
t. Dragoneye VIII

>>164543625
Isn't that obvious?

>>164543364
says the one who kicked me for saying "Well he is right, you should get good"
>>164538947
you still on my dude?

>thread is majority xboner drama

OH HOW THE TIDE HAS TURNED, SONYGGERS

>>164543698
Still on. Will add you

>>164543785
it's not xboner drama, it's just the biggest shitposter on Xbone shitting up the thread
>>164543804
cool

>>164543698
I didn't die first so what does that make you?

>>164543998
someone who needs to get good and doesn't get pissy when your once friend says so too

>>164544059
>need to get good
>been playing DS3 for 9 months

There's no hope desu senpai

>>164543867
and who would that be?

>>164544459
Mclovin probably

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>>164541764
>mfw we'll never fight goblins on a space frog
>feels bad man

>>164544604
>yfw that's the original Keksis

>>164544549
nah it's someone else and his name was already mentioned ITT

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>Sodachugger will never come back unless he finally earns that $10 to buy some crisp mountain dew

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>>164545031

>>164545246
>tfw sodachugger will never slowly pour a crisp dewski into a frosty mug wearing his Bruce Jenner (as seen on the cover of Vanity Fair) outfit for you on a warm day

>>164541215
he was blacklisted when he got here though

>>164545532
you must have been misinformed

Yall think Xur's going to be selling 3oc this friday?

I don't farm exotics, I just like popping them before a strike or something. Adds a bit of fun.

Ran out today since he hasn't had them for 2 weeks now

>>164545694
stop giving him (you)s

>>164545694
fuck off timby

>>164545694
no he was, but boners played with him because he kept his gay furry shit out of chat and games and he was decent. but his sperg outbursts and overwhelming faggy shit became constant and too much for a group of autists to even want to deal with. plus he fell in love with sidhe, and sidhe aint no gaywad.

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>>164545829

He's holding them hostage because bungie is trying to do sneaky updates so people don't pre-farm and take out the fun for the last April update.

Rumor has it they're increasing the light level and possibly bumping the actual level from 40 to like 50 or something.

They might also add hookers for you and Cayde to snort glimmer off of.

>>164546658
LL 420
weed leaf class items
weed leaf ornaments
snoop dogg remixed soundtrack
caydes stash is a bag of doobies you have to take to eris to get dank hive weed to make the black spindle into the BONG SPINDLE

update will be on 4/20

screencap this

>>164547196
This is so retarded it could actually happen

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Room for one more for a NF. Late as fuck, I know.

I want Tlaloc,

My warlock is Gunsmith rank 2, has done the quest for Susanoo. I've collected the four dvalin things, havent finished the sleeper simulant quest.

350 rep right now. After this week's test weapons, that's 1600 rep.

Anyway for me to get it this week or am I boned? Need 2000 rep for rank 3

>>164547196
>sparrow horn of SMOKE WEED ERRYDAY
>broom frame taking a hit from a bong

>>164547801
nope. sorry my dude

>dawning was mediocre
>as a compensation here's all the worst Nightfall and heroic modifiers, all at once
DEEJED.jpg

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>>164542379
>finished watching this
>my brain right now
>tfw not intelligent enough to work at Bungie

>>164549063
>here's all the worst Nightfall and heroic modifiers, all at once

But that's not exposure, Solar burn, Grounded and angry with shield brothers.

>We Are Number One is meme of the year
Are you proud of yourself, Stray?

>>164549829
>shield brothers
>solar burn
Time for me and 2 other titans to shotgun skate with our invectives. Problem solved.

is this game still alive on ps4?
there will be other dlc?

>>164549829
But that's not trickle, match game, angry, epic pre-nerf valus.

>>164550769
>>164549829
Okay, I admit, I forgot about those.

>>164542379
>blinkblinkblinkblinkblinkblinkblink

>>164550576
"""""alive"""""
There's, like, four to five regulars and a few floaters around. Nightfalls and Strikes are still going from time to time, raids are pretty dead. Maybe one or two a week if the stars align.
Probably no more DLC. Guess some kind of April update that's included with Rise of Iron.

>>164550576
Yes.
Not unless bungo gets a wild hair up the ass.

>>164551135
>>164551224
i'm looking for a game to play with my "friends", it seems that if we play it with them we can have some fun__________

>>164550769
>trickle, match game
>pre-nerf valus
nice try

>>164551135
This guy is a blatantly liar or he's thinking of xbone.

Ps4 has about 40ish daily users and a good few who will hop on from elsewhere to do shit.
Personally did 5 raids last week and i know more happened elsewhere. Hell there was a raid gauntlet 2 days ago from VoG to WoTM.
On top of that the general community at large actually grew due to the holiday season so tons of people are around trying to get shit done.

How does the level 28 prison of elders reward chest work in regards to exotics?

I got last word/thunderlord from there, year 1 versions, but I also have y2 blueprints in my kiosk for them?

>>164551418
If you have folks to play with it improves the game massively.
One can only get so much enjoyment out of curbstomping shit to amaze lowbies.

>>164551812
Seriously I've had easier times in nightfalls with dg residents than level 28 prison with randos it's a world of difference

>>164551778
If you obtain a y1 version of an exotic you unlock and can purchase the y2 version from the exotic kiosk.
This doesn't apply to y2 exotics that are obtained via quests like Gjallerhorn and Icebreaker

>>164551918
I wiped three times in CoE earlier because some Goofus decided he really needed to attack the boss with Dark Drinker, and the other guy was as useful as a turd in a punchbowl.
My back is only so strong.

>>164551997
ignore name

>>164551620
Yea dude, just look at all those reset raids that happened yesterday. And just today i saw at least one guy post for a NF.

>>164551469
They were talking about the worst combination, so I gave it to them. Doesn't mean it's actually possible.

>>164551997
>>164552081
Cool beans

Are you like guaranteed an exotic from the chest on a weekly basis? Over the last 3 weeks the first time I opened the chest that week I got an exotic (last word tlord and dregs promise)

>>164552198
Hate to say it but we do often use our friendslists before coming on here. 3 raids happened at reset like this that i know of.
The big issue is most of us won't actively ask on here but we will absolutely jump at the chance when someone tried to start one.

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>The DIS43 roll banshee brought this week has appended magazine full auto and hand laid stock

Hell yeah

>>164552394
So asides from you pulling that out of your ass (2 out of 250 friends i've made on /dg/ are playing destiny right now, yesterday it peaked at 7), it won't help that guy that just came here fresh asking if the game is still alive.

>>164552874
i'm still here, so the game is basically dead if don't have anybody new playing the game like me

>>164552874
37/387 friends are playing destiny from the looks on my app and out of those 37 32 are /dg/ers. I'm assuming its just real uk, euro, german, and aussie hours right now.

>>164553139
it's european time in 4chan right now

>>164553139
We should make friends then, because i could really use some people suffering through Rift with me.

>>164553379
I already am. Thats why i added "german" to that list. I'd help but i'm sadly wagecucking.

>>164553379
kys

>>164553525
Go die in a mexican gulf oil spill fire, joff.

>>164553651
Reflect on your sins Gonzalez

>>164553748
Not mexican. Just couldn't think of a worse death than drowning and/or boiling/burning to death.

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>>164553441
>friends already
>still didn't get invited to one of the three apparent raids that happened yesterday

>>164554060
You weren't online for the first and the one time we had an opening a 7th chatting in the party hopped on.

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>Heroics strikes are only hard this week if ur bad

lol

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>exposure

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>>164553525
>it's a joff is still salty because you kicked him episode
I invited Mustang to a party myself once and kicked him the second he joined, and he wasn't this buttblasted about it.

Any specific reason why the back of the tower is open again or they just felt like it?

>>164555980
Reddit complained why is it not always open?? kek

30k PoE run?

Why does joff even bother posting here if nobody likes him?

Does which strike I use my skeleton keys in matter?

>>164556481
Yes, it determines which strike specific loot you get.

>>164556142
>implying it's even joff

>>164556943
>Damage Control 2017
>>164556132
I'd be down for it in an hour or so.

>>164556142
Because newcomers and randoms don't know his reputation yet so he still gets some action here and there. I also suspect is some sort of defense for his fragile ego that someone somewhere still likes him to some degree. Sadly this all just keeps reinforcing his behavior.

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>>164557445
>newcomers

ARE WHITES ALOUD TO PLAY THIS GAME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

>>164557592
i-im new...

>>164557690
How fucking retarded must you be to actually buy destiny in 2017

>tfw 200 rep short of Tlaloc and need to wait a week to get it

>People LFG to raid without a mic

>>164557724
I bought it in 2016 retard

>>164557909
It was not worth playing since the end of 2014 anyway

>>164557592
We gain more than we lose here on /dg/ and the community as a whole every holiday season and DLC times.
Theres always newcomers and random people that have worked their way here.

>>164558412
I'm new, been playing for 3 weeks

Besides for the shitposting and the weird trap poster thing that all you neckbeards go nuts about this is a decent general

I've done nightfalls and stuff with about a dozen people from here and yall have always been great. Haven't tried raiding because I need a mic and also am scared of being the scrub who doesn't know dick

>>164559107
You're always going to be the scrub thaf doesn't know shit until you actual try it just like we all were at some point in time.
You don't really need a mic just the ability to listen and someone who will teach.
Don't worry too much about either theres plenty here that take newbies to teach or just to even out the numbers.

>>164559107
YOU'LL LEARN THE DICK, BOY

>>164559107
The shitposting is ubiquitous and infectious but the trap posting is like 5 people and one is just REALLY dedicated.

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randoms sure do love waiting until your last kill for a primary/special rampage to swoop in with a gjallarhorn

any boners lurking at this wretched hour who want to do some strikes? -beanbag

>>164560470
Just forge WAY ahead of their asses OR hop into a NF solo and walk into the darkness zone so no one but you can kill things.

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>>164560576
ye, i did that for one or two of the medals needed per. but im trying to stuff as many activities as i can together so i can do other stuff... like not play this game

>>164560870
I honestly try to do other shit cause now i have this massive backup of unplayed/untouched games i'd love to do then so and so hops on and wants to run NF's and suddenly i find myself 3 days later helping someone do strikes wondering why the Witcher 3 is looking like a sad puppy.

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>>164561170
bruh i havent even finished witcher 2 yet. destiny and halo trigger muh completionist 'tism and i cant stop unless i force myself to eject the disk

nightfall anyone?

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>125 void kills in crucible for thorn
is it even worth it?
this garbage ass shit netcode is really making it difficult to accomplish it.

>>164563104
ded

>>164563104
I want to but I'm a shitter
can I still come?

>>164563146
I did the thorn quest 3 times now, and involuntarily for 2 of them. Literally just play the game

>>164563146
If I could do it as a Titan with no void primary then anyone can.

>>164562537
EXACTLY.
Sadly I can't eject a digital copy so i'm pretty screwed.
>>164563104
I'd honestly say yes but like yesterday you asked RIGHT as i'm leaving for a doctors appointment that will make me blindishfor 24 hours.

>>164563146
Its combined arms. This is the best time for it outside inferno.
Just be happy you aren't a fucking titan with a shit rolled sidearm for void weapon options.

>>164563495
How much of a shitter?

>>164563859
Been playing for a little bit more than a week, 383 light and I've never done a nightfall before

>>164563668
how many appointments you got senpai?

>>164564173
Yesterdays and today.
Went temporarily blind for an hour or so a week ago so we're making sure my retina's aren't melting.
So far so good just a weird hereditary hiccup that won't impact shir.

>>164563908
that's good enough, what class do you main?

>>164564901
Titan
I've maxed out Defender, and I'm pretty far along the sunbreaker tree

>>164564947
give me a sec, I'll go on my nightstalker.

2/3 for nightfall

>>164565596
2 man it you weenies.

>>164550576
This game is still very alive on PS4 and Xbone. Maybe not this community from 4chan, but this game is nowhere near dead. Nobody anticipates another DLC.

Any idea why the iron banner section of the tower is open?

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>not allowed to LFG raids because too little CM completions
Ebin.

>>164570669
So you can get the Ghost if you never have before

>>164560870
Why the fuck do you still need anything past the weekly box and maybe icebreaker if you still don't have it because bungie are faggots

>>164563146
Yes and no
The gun is absolute trash currently but the quest is easymode now, even if still annoying
If you cannot feel assed just wait until banner, the quest will do itself
>>164563735
Literally buy the DO shotgun
And not like double magnetic grenade is bad, the ones who got the shit end of the stick are still huntards

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>tfw no sodachugger gf to wake you up with a tall frosty mug of root beer and a nice hot handy

>>164569847
He boosted me solo you weenie

Hit 350 now wat do

How do I get ghost shells that doesn't suck ass?

>>164572168
Strikes

>>164572247
RNG, or do the Taken King questline and get the Dread Explorer shell

>>164572247
Do forge

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>>164570952
those sick ass legendary armors you get from the weekly bounties... you know, the ones that give you the same pair of arms for 3 weeks.

>>164570862
>too little CM completions
wait, CM completions are a tracked stat?

>>164572247
the dread explorer shell that you get from a quest is a 100% roll, 25/25 int dis. also the class item you get from petra from her ttk quest is a 25/25 int dis roll (at least for warlock, not sure if the stats are different for hunter and titan)

>>164573340
Fuck if i know. All i know is that my jimmies are rustled.

>>164573608
YOU GOT DAT EMBLEM?! AY LEMME SEE DAT EMBLEM YO

>>164570862
If I wasn't blind, tired, and otherwise indisposed i'd try and start one up.

Is there an easy way to get the rainbow medals for the book?

>>164573957
Don't worry, i'll fuck off for the next two or three hours anyways.

>>164573717
does lfg actually care about having an emblem? Never encountered a problem because I don't have an emblem on my person, maybe its just the hardcore autists?

>>164571232
I didn't know at the time about the shotgun it was first day first week first bounty so i just did it with what was on hand.
>>164573340
Its tracked in the WoTM page per character.
>>164573608
Honestly should have showed them the image where you went house over everyone else in the raid. Anything above a 3.0 k/d and LFGers think you're god in the raid.

>>164573162
>arms
more like legs

>>164574114
Go into a NF solo, walk into the darkness zone so no one can bother you, shoot 3 things with a shotgun, a scout/pulse, and a machinegun, repeat as needed.
>>164574173
Yes. Ever since challenges became a thing for the raid they want to see you have the emblem before they'll take you cause chances are even if its labeled "HM no Challenge." Some idiot will join up and demand to do CM and suddenly they're elitist pricks who demand to see your passport, bloodwork, family tree, dick size, and doctorate.

>>164574395
>already have a full set
>all disc/str
At least i get to look bitching when i roll felwinter.

any Xboners want to raid today/tomorrow?

>This Week at Bungie” blog update will land on 1/12/2017. We won’t be ready for any major reveals, but we’ll resume the conversation about the rituals that return to Destiny week over week and month over month.

What did she mean by this?

>>164574941
VoG isn't happening yet so they're slamming the brakes on the hype train.

>>164574941
expect literally nothing until february

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>>164574889
yes. who are you? -beanbag

>>164574337
I'm not making an effort to get a chance at raiding with LFG, i'm not that suicidal. I'll hopefully get at least one done with /dg/ this week, that's plenty. I had some time to spare so i tried, but i'm not dying for one.
although i do want some T12 gauntlets

>>164575303
I'll still get disappointed.

>>164575918
Pray for those golden bit armors from zavala bounties.
They seem to run scarily close to perfect rolls damn near all the time though they seem to favor str rolls.

What does BOIPUCCI smell like?

>>164576836
Ask Pandox.

>>164576836
cup your hand on your bunghole and rip a fart. then waft that hand to your nose and take a whiff.

>>164575689
>that image
Bean, why

guys what does it mean when your penis is discharging yellow chunky stuff?

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>>164577496
because I can :/

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wtf i hate penis4 settings now

>>164577523
It means your neck is not a penis and stop throwing up you degenerate drunk.
>>164578268
Moron.

>>164575689
UnderwearThief 388 hunter

i have yet to run hm but i'll be fine

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>tfw you saved up weekly bounties and decided to chew through supremacy, control, and two rift bounties in one sitting
I hate this game now.

>>164577523
Means you fucked a trap and that trap didn't clean themselves out properly so now you have a feces based UTI.
Testing is usually an extremely painful urethral swab with a dry rough q-tip as urinalysis won't show the strain because of urines PH level.
Treatment is usually an extraordinarily painful injection of whats essentially listerine into your urethra and bladder using a curved plastic needle and some antibiotic pills.
If you wish to know how painful try a normal q-tip then make it rougher and about twice the width and 4 times as long and then cut the inside of your mouth and swish with listerine then imagine that but 10 times worse in your dickhole. Now imagine pissing all that shit out again but no protective plastic tube that was used to get it in there.
I know you think this is hyperbole or me fucking with you but a quick google check will back ALL this up.

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>>164579202

>>164578268
do you play from a sub account or something?

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>>164579390
Christ

>>164579698
man

how do i get to 400 without raiding/trials?

>>164580260
>tfw too intelligent to get to 400

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>>164580260

>>164579920
Gotta know the risks to play the game.

>>164580260
>without raiding
Why even play this game?

>>164580643
For that enjoyable and fast paced crucible action

>>164580643
no one will take you unless youre 405 LL with 18,000 completed raids of only hm

>>164580638
Some games aren't worth playing bruh

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>>164580991
>Sticking your dick in a shit-filled trap is worth it.

>>164581085
He said "AREN'T"
>>164580991
Agreed.

>>164581085
Of course it isn't, why are you memetexting me?

>>164580973
>using fg

>>164581263
Because fuck you is why, where the fuck is my Vault 2.0, I want Atheon Perfected.

>>164581321
happens here too

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>>164581263
Everybody down! I SAID EVERYBODY DOWN!
This heres a stick up! Put the meme arrows in the bag and nobody gets hurt!
I SAID PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING BAG!

>>164581437
bullshit

>>164581437
The only person who is refused from raids here if joff because he chooses to fuck everything up or afk the entire time. IF you meet the light requirements and are not a sperg there should be nothing wrong with someone accepting you.

>>164581391
Yeah nah. They straight up told us shits going back to normal for a good bit.
Expect nothing for a good long while.

>>164581646
Fuck you benis, I ain't got time for your shit, I asked where, learn to read negrodamus.

>>164581391
Fuck you, sit down and enjoy your "new" strikes.

>>164581437
Only if you're both underleveled and unexperienced. If you're 390 plus you should be fine getting into raids, depending on mood.

>>164581758
Where is your new VoG?
Nowhere. It doesn't exist, its never existed.
>>164581628
Hell we accept people under LL all the time just to even out the numbers so long as the difference isn't massive.

>>164581954
Fuck you benis, lie to me if you have to.

Fuck, gucchi maine, I need some sexual healing.

>>164574889
Later on, yeah. Right now I'm being a wagecuck.

>>164581913
but why 390+? i did normal mode at 355 and was fine all the way through, now i have to be 390-400 to even attempt hm?

>>164582168
You want a nice happy lie to keep you warm at night? To hold your head in its lap when the worlds getting to be too much where it will whisper sweet nothings to you until it all goes away?
Okay.
You'll see VoG 2: Atheons Coming For You in Destiny 2 when its $35 DLC comes out early 2018.

>>164582539
Fuck you benis, this is not the future I wished for!

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Is anyone interested in doing WoTM or the Nightfall? I go into work in two hours. Lemme know

>>164582241
>raiding with underweartheif

>>164582486
385 is the cutoff more or less but at that point in HM you'll literally be 2 shot by shanks. Any lower its a 1 shot. 390 is where actual team contribution happens on your part more or less.

>>164582634
No.
It's the future you paid for.

>>164582714
got it, so i have to grind to 390 and then try to find a team?

>>164582861
Fuck you benis, don't remind me.

>>164582921
More or less sadly.

>>164582486
>i did normal mode
That's another story. I said if you both don't know the raid and are sub 390. If you know what you're doing and can reliably slam aksis and the plates, i'm good.

>>164576992
>I'm not gay. teacup doesnt fuck me, i fuck him.
what did he mean by this?

HM WotM?

>>164584527
I would but now i'm fucking blind. And I'm blind with rage.

>>164584618
you will probably do better than most shitters coming out of the woodworks these days

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>>164584618
Don't you die on me.

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>>164584717
I'd honestly try but shits gonna be pretty blurry for another hour or two.
This is how i have to type its that bad. 95% autocorrect.

>Guy offering to buy me a game because he messed up on crota normal for flawless achievement

Does this happen often?

>>164584791
Nah i'll be fine in an hour or so. Shits apparently gonna be fine just a weird hereditary thingy that acts up with eye migraines IE too much destiny. They had to dilate my eyes so bad you can't see the irises though.

>>164585081
check your mailbox in the tower

>>164585081
Beyond rank 5 you actually get shit. Sucks i know.

>>164585326
Had checked but didn't get anything
>>164585330
That would explain it. Thank you

>>164585169
dont let him buy you a game. unless you like taking advantage of someone off their rocker.

>>164585496
I'm not, though he's pretty adamant over it. Offering to boost my rank in overwatch now despite me telling him over and over it's fine it happens

He said he threw his controller against a wall and kept screaming fuck. Apparently his mom came up to ask what was going on.
The other guy in the group has fucked off to buy cigarettes, i don't even know what i'm doing in here anymore

>>164584527
is zippy or noobish coming?

>>164585081
You start getting shit at rank 3, before that it's motes 'n coins.

>>164585213
> They had to dilate my eyes so bad you can't see the irises though.
Sounds interesting, not even kidding. Probably feels like shit though.

>>164585686
that is some weapons grade autism. i'd make some farting noises with your mouth and say you have to go poop then turn off your console.

Will my raid group recieve any penalties if I've already killed one or more bosses but restart/join a fresh run?

>>164585910
No.
Source: I've been running KF daily before RoI hit.

>>164585910
yes

>>164585875
He's one of those people who says "I've solo'd this before, i can do it all i'm so good" then repeatedly dies on lanterns/bridge, insisted of being sword bearer and died. I get everyone has bad days but this is just awful.
I'm giving it a few more goes and i'm just gonna go watch a movie, hate dealing with people who can't control their emotions over a game, it's just pathetic

>>164585910
No.
>>164585815
Actually feels fine just can't see.

>>164585910
yeah

>>164586040
>>164586123
So I can do the raids as much as I want to, but I'll only get loot from each boss/chest once a week?

>>164586392
Per character yes.

>>164586392
exactly

>>164586392
no

>>164586639
>>164586043
>t. joff

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Only 5 more to get this HM WotM started lads

>>164587765
I may be blind but even i know animal fights are cruel. For shame. That poor kitten.

So whats a good loadout for stormcaller cancering in crucible?

>>164590952
Matador
Clever Dragon
win everything

>>164591095
Oh i know that.
I meant perks.
Blink for the calling good?
Ram or free landfall?
What grenade is best?
Max disc/str felwinter or is my roaming middle finger the best bet?

>>164591373
are you smoking rocks?

>>164591373
>Max disc/str felwinter
>on stormcaller
Do you know how stormcaller works?

>>164591525
Is that going to make me a cancerous piece of shit in crucru?

>>164591373
blink is best
ram if you want to activate trance from cover and then proceed to kill, landfall is fine too if you want to turn a corner to pop someone with it

Can someone show me the Khvostov 3 part locations?

>>164591574
I know i love the super in pve but i'm not sure how that translates to pvp beyond i routinely put them down when they're far enough away or i trade with a grenade and shotgun.

>>164591692
console?

>>164591692
I hate being this guy but have you seriously thought about googling it?
Literally every link will show you where via video, image, and text on the first page.

>>164591929
>>164591692
nvr mind, forgot that YT exists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE4CJmirGbQ
also what >>164592009 said desu

>>164591834
The super is literally the only good thing about the class, it has awful neutral game.
You want to use blink and impossible machines for landfall, max melee range with a shotgun, transcendence for eternal cancer and either electrostatic or chain lightning

>>164591929
Xbox one gt: MasterTenerife
>>164592009
Yeah but its way faster with someone who knows

>>164592172
I mean I can still help you find them but I did also post the YT video

>>164592252
I literally played the game for a week and i got lost after 4 sec on that video

>>164592341
then follow it closer retard

>>164592341
K
send invite whenev

>>164592143
I figured voidwalker was a better overall class but wouldn't having max melee/shotgun ontop of having all that shit work faster via felwinter be better than the super?

How do I get close to Cherry when I never see her online anymore?

>>164592447
I find that Felwinter on voidwalkers is overall better but it's not bad to use on stormcallers cuz "Lol, melee range/arc'ing grenades"

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>>164592549

>>164592747
Well shit. I ophidians are the single exotic arm I don't have.

>tfw sodachugger will never congratulate you on a perfectly executed AC Slater, with a cold, refreshing, and GLISTENING can of Dr. Pepper with the top already popped for you

>>164592747
???
I already know this, I just said that stormlocks are also bretty gud with it

>>164593482
It was not for you

>>164593167
>tfw you'll never make Sidhe mad enough that he takes two Budweisers, shotguns them, and crushes them against his head

>>164592549
>let's trade a great super on one shitty grenade

>>164593974
Its the trackers and melee that make it. Its infinite life regen and extra damage.

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>>164593895
>in a calm, yet subtle raging undertone, "watching you play makes me very angry"

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>>164593167
>tfw i have 2 people trained from birth by their respective cultures to bring me a beer when mine runs empty

SEX WITH THE POSTMASTER!

>>164595892
The Post Master is for incoming and outgoing headpats only.

>>164596046
SEX WITH CAYDE-6 INCHES!

>>164593895
>Making Sidhe mad enough that he leaves in a silence of psychotic rage
Trials is fun.

>>164597608
>only 6

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>>164597608
CUDDLES WITH VARIKS, HOUSE JUDGEMENT!

>>164591834
Storm callers don't have blink though

>>164598436
\(^_^)/

>>164598678
Super can blink.

>>164592447
No, it's not worth it. Stormcaller super is probably the best roaming super in 6v6 modes if you know when to pop it, with transcendence active you can easily teamwipe. Just go 5 int 5 str. Felwinter is only worth it for Sunsinger or Voidlock.
For Trials Felwinter might be a viable option on a Stormlock if you ask me, but for sixes i'd stick to being Darth Sidious.

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__________________________________VoG?

Every fucking week. Every single fucking week i keep forgetting how bad last weeks LFG run was. I might have brain damage at this point.

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>>164601149
Oh, yeah, pic related.

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>>164601072
YES -beanbag

>>164601324
Oh come on!
I can actually see again and i'm done cooking and everything and the raids already done.
Think i'll just go see what shaxx bounty is and commit sudoku in crucible....

>>164601595
negro, you still cant see because those are some DNFs

>>164601539
I'm fixing a camera right now, so give me about 10 min

2/6 VoG, maybe Crota

>>164601684
So I can't see fine detail. My screens big enough i can still pop headshots.

wow this weekly strike bounty for rampage kills can suck my nuts

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>>164601595
>[DNF]
I bailed it at Aksis Phase 1, i'll be around for raiding. Not now though.

>>164602006
Okay so i'm only half blind.
Hopefully you'll be back after dinners done but before my caffeine high wears off.

>>164601984
solo the nf and when you go up the lift, run to the back of the room, kill the mob that comes up the stairs then turn around and kill the mob that comes out of the side door. wipe and repeat, you'll respawn right in that room before the enemies spawn

>>164601731
ayy

>there are people in this thread R I G H T N O W that wear pants in their house
>they don't walk around in boxers or panties

LOL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

>>164602334
It's beddy bye bye time and i've got work tomorrow, so unless your dinner takes, like, 18 hours i doubt it.

>>164602564
I wear sweat pants when it's cold. Other than that, no pants no problem.

>>164602826
>being phased by the cold

also panties are comfy af. never realized how soft they really were.

>>164602628
Well shit. I suppose i could just call the next few meals dinner.
>>164602564
Only when its cold which is about 60% of the year.

>>164602564
Not if my flatmate is kicking about.

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>>164602950
They're literally designed to range from soft as fuck to silken cause of the area they're going to be in close proximity too for the forseeable future.
Too much rubbing can cause keratinization of the various areas especially the clitoris which results in serious sensation loss. It can happen to guys too which is why i wear silk boxers.

>>164603269
>not having pants prohibition days in your flat
Not even making this up. Comfy af.

>used my free gibs tokens on titan and warlock
>want to level a hunter
>friend tells me to just hit crucible
>get 1-2 shotted all the time
b-but i thought level doesn't matter

5/6 VoG, Crota, Sidhe's butt

DED GAEM

>>164603269
>not being a bro with your bro
>being so insecure you can't count your bro as f-a-m
>not having a D-Club meeting in the sauna after your daily gym visit
>not helping your bro with his stretches
>hiding anything from your bro even your bod
>hurting his id by maintaining societies various leashes to keep us down
Shit m8 detected TBQFF&HWYAAIYSHB

>>164602564
I only sit in pantsu and a t-shirt. Don't bother with any other garments ever. Maybe kneesocks when it's cold.

>>164603485
It's Scotland mate, I don't think there's a need.

>>164603880
You forgot to say no homo

I've been out of the loop for the last few months, what are some good weapons for PvP? I know Grasp of Malok and Clever Dragon are good, as well as Matador 64, but anything else? I have 200 Legendary Marks, any good vendor weapons?

NOOBISH WHERE'S THE RAID?

>>164604323
>thinking bungo would change shit
I bet you wear pants too, you pleb.

>>164604303
You don't have too. Bro's have an intrinsic understand of each other. Worss need not be said.
If you didn't know that you aren't a bro OR a m8.
>>164604323
The vendor palindrome but you named the top 3.
>>164604532
>he doesn't know

>can't seem to get out of NAT type 3
>do everything the oficial bungie guide says
>nothing happens
>keep looking around doing guides
>nothing works
>read somewhere disabling your firewall can help in last case scenarios
>do it anyways
>doesn't work

Guess I won't be raiding any time soon ;-;

>>164604796
>he doesn't know
What? what dont i know? did he died?

>>164604796
No go back to giving your bro a reach around.

>>164604323
Palindrome is perfect. Event Horizon is great. Last ditch is great. 4 and 7 impact pulses, hight impact hcs, shotguns and some snipers are whar you want to be running.

>>164604840
Read up on your specific provider and modem or whatever.
>>164604925
He's gone.

Beanbage please stop inviting your autistic shitter friend on our raids.

Not only is he honestly bad at the game I have no fucking idea what he's saying. Ever. That's not a joke, his accent is so fucking thick I can't understand him.

YAMETE KUDASAI.

>>164604942
Nah man. Thats gay.

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>>164605043

>>164605332

Your accent isn't that thick Colt.

It's thick enough to make my heart flutter but that's it, I swear.

I WANT TO HOLD HANDS WITH YELLOWTEACUP!!!!!!!!!!!

>>164605603

I want to hold hands with Petra.

>>164605690
Petra only has love and loyalty for her queen.

>>164605496
t. Kell

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>>164605043
>>164605496
ebin shitposting kell

Are there any primary weapons with elemental damage?

>>164606445
ZHALO

>>164606445
EPILOGUE

>>164606654
How do I get the Zhalo Supercell?
Get lucky with drops?

Anybody doing the raid normal mode?

>>164607931
Yes.
>>164608496
No.

>>164608496
I'd but I am both underleveled, and I don't know if my NAT shit is fixed yet, and it's too late.

desu just keep leveling and then hard mode.

>>164608496
I would have loved to, but I have to get up early tomorrow
Sorry