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That Sword is for January! Edition

Standalone Gwent is announced!
playgwent.com
>Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqNet72FPF8
>Gameplay demo (E3)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zabgNv6f2ZY
>Gameplay Demo (Gamescom)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avlMgLy4H_w

GOTY Edition is out!
>Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qy8jmm9kY4A

Patch 1.30 is out!
>Changelog
http://wpc.4d7d.edgecastcdn.net/004D7D/mkt/document/Changelog-1.30-ENG.pdf

Downloads:
>Latest patch, free DLCs, The Witcher books(first 5 are official, the remaining fan translations are of varying quality) and short stories
http://f.wtcg.pl/
>Experimental first-person perspective mod for TW3
www.skacik.pl/test.zip

Links:
>Pastebin containing Witcher gear locations, TW1+2 and books info
http://pastebin.com/qhpfPiqJ
>Debug Console Commands
http://www.mmo-game.eu/witcher-3-debug-console-commands/
>Where do I find Gwent cards?
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15RUB-aG3Y2mRY3oWyNY1TlfDTRE-ySgNURUfTpMH0XQ/edit?usp=sharing
http://www.gwentcards.com/
>Witcher lore series for newfriends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrrzVp2HIMk&feature=youtu.be&list=PL7pGJQV-jlzCMqEAP49QApVHNJeZxxdL9
>All vanilla Gwent cards ready to be printed out
http://imgur.com/a/gV1y5
>Gwent Standalone cards
http://imgur.com/a/nJ3Df
>Redirect to the current thread
http://wtcg.pl
>Discord server
https://discord.gg/ydW4bCR

Cyberpunk 2077
>First trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P99qJGrPNLs
>Creator about Cyberpunk 2077's world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYxt7cwDk4E

Previous thread: >>164200505
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First for best girl
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>>164472308>would you say you have to keep Rally on First Lights? Like, if it was on another Special card with 2 options (Rally or "something else"), and First Light did "Clear skies or X".

>Then no one would run First Light again.
Yea, but First Light is only around because it's "needed" to counter weather's extreme effect (even though you can only have 3, vs the ~13 straight weather cards, and ~4 weather-maker units)
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Geralt and Keira OTP

get fucked trissautist
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>>164473193
>cucked lambert before he even got a chance
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Geralt and Triss OTP
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>>164473296
>he doesnt know lambert and triss
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>>164473471
>implying Triss isn't Geralt's fwb cumslut
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>>164473471
Lambert and Triss were never a thing. At the beginning of TW1 Salamandra steals witcher secrets. To complete the task of recovering them more efficiently Geralt, Eskel and Lambert all head to different parts of the North to look for info about Salamandra. Geralt heads to Vizima, Triss also heads there, while Lambert sets for Kaedwen. Lambert is not even in Vizima, and he would never delay or prolong his trip, risking witcher secrets just so he can have sex with Triss, who he never had a particularly good relationship with anyway.

The footprints that can be seen in Triss’ house in Vizima and allegedly belong to Lambert are first visible when Geralt wakes up in Triss’ bed, after falling unconscious during his battle with Azar Javed and The Proffesor and getting teleported there by Triss. It’s not like Geralt barges unannounced through the door of Triss’ house and says hello. It is clear that he has been unconscious for some time, and even if we assume that Lambert was there, he would never have to sneak through the window, he could just casually walk out the front door, since there is no threat of Geralt catching him in the act, which Lambert’s story implies.

Another thing, Triss was busy teleporting Geralt, so she can’t really have sex with Lambert at the same time. Unless Triss and Lambert have a fetish for fucking next to Geralt’s unconscious body, it makes little sense. At best they could have caught Lambert masturbating alone in Triss’ house, forcing him to jump through the window in shame.

Lambert mentioning Triss’ scars is more to provoke Yen, which is implied by the camera showing her take a large sip after he mentions it. It is also in line with his personality, and Triss did spend a fair amount of time in Kaer Morhen and Lambert was even present when she told the story about her participation in The Sodden battle, so him knowing about her scars is nothing unusual.
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rope'ing every fucking turn since the beginning is somehow more pathetic in this game than hs
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What are some good skills to go with heavy attacks and eventually ursine gear? It's my first playthrough (just finished crookback bog) and death march seems fairly easy so far. I'm only worried about healing cause I'm about to drop sun and stars as soon as possible. Not looking for min maxing, but I dont wanna waste my respecs either.
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>>164474149
pic related fuck that kid
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>>164474230
alchemy
hp restore on ANY potion is god tier, and all the skills eventually make your potions last forever

respecs are infinitely buyable iirc
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>>164474149
I think at least some ropes are down to bad UI

>huh, this guy hasn't made a move
>oh fuck, it's actually my turn
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>>164474229

Nah, he just posted a pasta.
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>>164474229
Yup, I wrote a bunch of stuff to defend Trissfu over my time in her service and I generally love talking about her, I enjoy it and can never get tired of it. I just love Triss :3
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>>164474364
I'll go with that for now. Thanks son.
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>>164473831
>she will never be real
ouch, my heart.
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>daily reminder that ciri doesn't wipe
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>>164474691
>ciri doesn't wipe while surfing
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>>164474862
>ciri doesn't wipe after she takes a dump
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>>164474365
i dont mind a rope every now and then, but this kid decided to rope for the whole game as soon as he saw eithne i guess
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spooky
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HNNNG! Russian girls sure like Witcher waifus.
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>>164478367
The Witcher was made with Russian slut cosplay in mind

>tfw yet to see a good Yen cosplay to this day because none of these sluts are as good looking as the "real" Yen
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>>164478106
>finish this quest
>banish the light keeper as punishment for his crimes
>go get my reward
>watch the nicest person I have so far met in all of Skellige if not the whole game get stabbed to death in front of me
>go to fucking prison

why lads
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>>164478367
>tfw no qt russian witcheress gf
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>>164479335
I'm starting to contemplate ordering a Triss looking bride from Russia.
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>>164479553
i'd rather order a ciri one 2bh.
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>>164479553
>Triss' high maintenance now tripled because she's Russian
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>>164479761
>comes with free russian gangster boyfriend to make sure you do whatever
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>can't groom roach
>can't even pet her

SHIT GAME
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Is there any console commands for anna henrietta like there are for the other girls?
>i.e. "appearance(yennefer_travel_outfit)"
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>>164480074
>her
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CDPR totally embraced the rampant waifuism that goes on in their community. Their official channels are filled with waifu images and they casually provoke both "teams" from time to time to get more reactions, and lets be honest, nothing riles up their community more than the holy waifu war.

I wonder how will it affect Cyberpunk and whether the focus on romance will increase now that they saw how much their fanbase cares for that kind of thing.
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>>164480323
Roach is female

Geralt mentions this several times ingame
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>>164480432
We don't know anything about Cyberpunk yet but what I definitely know is that I will stay pure and upload my conscience into a computer or robot if that opportunity arises
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>>164480516
>>164480432
>in-game 2D waifu-sim waifu
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>>164480127
No, there aren't, or at least I haven't found them yet and trust me I tried. Only the main girls have them, most others don't even have a secondary outfit. There is probably such command for Anarietta since she has a bunch of outifts, but I don't it.
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How do you discard shit with Skellige?

I mean, I have difficulty working out what I want to toss in the trash, so I don't play discard at all.

Same thing with spies, and giving the opponent strength. If I have them, I put them out in rounds where I'm planning to lose.
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>>164481591
discarding is super situational, it;s hard to give a blanket answer. most decks obviously have a strong combo for a win condition though so you usually discard cards to have your win condition in hand by the final round.
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>>164479553
>ordering a Triss looking bride from Russia.
is there a site for this?
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>>164482737
asking the pertinent questions
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>>164482737
>>164479553
guys the lesson you are supposed to learn is that you must go out and find your own Triss/Yen and enter into a loving relationship where you learn to accept each others faults, not order a woman in a box from Russia!!!
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>>164482737
Sure, there are all kinds of sites, you just need to find the wife that best matches your waifu.
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>>164483174
>woman in a box from Russia!!!
but this sounds much more tempting desu.
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>>164483174
I'm sure they don't deliver them in boxes...or do they? If so, I want it nicely wrapped and marked as fragile. My bride must come in a pristine condition.
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>>164472772
Will Triss autist spend 750 dollars for this?
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>>164479109
He lives if you finished the skellige ruler questline beforehand, of course Cave of Dreams quest will be locked off.
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>>164483529
even i would. only to properly bathe her in my hot semen already.
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>>164483529
Nah, although it looks fucking amazing, but fueling my obsession with statues won't do me any good. I would have a hard time controlling myself around it :3
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How much pandering will Cyberpunk have? I look forward to romance the robot girl but something tells me she will be a Muslim transgender dyke.
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>>164483691
Why would you ruin the statue? At least add some shit on her so it can be somewhat lore-accurate.
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>>164483725
>I would have a hard time controlling myself around it :3
ayy lmao

How does it feel to betray Triss's trust?
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>best waifu has the shittest cosplayers
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Damn, I wanted 15 ore...

I've been getting a lot of Epic cards from the daily rewards lately. I got Sigdrifa, Restoration and Dandelion a few days ago.
Not that it matters, since I already have almost all epic cards, but is weird.
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>>164483735
I hope for furry Triss, cow Yen and regular Ciri.

>>164483872
All I know is that spending time alone with that statue would get me in serious trouble with my Geralt. Also, I could hardly look Trissfu in the eyes after :3
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>>164484038
>30 something jen con will never play yen in a movie adaption

feelsbadman
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borkh is still good. been winning like 75% of my games because of borkh and renew.
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Got bored of the beta after level 10 or so, is Nilfgaard out?
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>>164486584
What about prime Famke Janssen?
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>>164484038

at least yours gets cosplayed

>anarietta lyumos when
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did they change what the blizzard potion does?

now it says it slows time after each kill, i swear it used to do something different
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>>164484038

>best waifu has no cosplayers
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should I play gwent closed beta? I am scared because I hear that game is very... pay to winny? As in some cards are incredibly powerful and if you don't have them then you will get shitted on.
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>>164491019
As far as I'm informed the player base is small because it's closed beta and the matchmaking isn't all the way there yet so you might play people with powerful cards when you only have the shitty starting ones, that's just what I have been told though, haven't played the thing yet myself

You might as well try it if it's free I guess
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>>164492678

Just tried it. It was okay. Then I fought some guy who is level 13 two times in a row and he had some strong cards. RIP.
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>>164491019
someone did a good write up on plebbit about the f2p experience

https://www.reddit.com/r/gwent/comments/5lqndx/my_f2p_account_in_1_month/
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I don't know if you guys have seen this yet but the artwork for some Nilf cards is looking really good.

http://imgur.com/a/mkaZH
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>>164492987
c-cunt
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>>164493451
Wait, I thought you sent the original game's art.
Too bad they reused to much of it.
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>>164492987
they look more fun than NR cunts, maybe I'm an edgy fag though
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A bit ded ;_;
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2nd for memes

this fucking ladder is filled to the brim with ST, and 80 % of them are fucking retards

what a shit deck jesus christ, lmoa 5 clear skies
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>>164473193
They look thoroughly bored. Was the sex that bad and who was to blame?
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>>164498515
What do you use to climb?
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>>164498615
Kiera is nervous because she's about to cast a spell on Geralt to put him to sleep

Geralt is unsatisfied because he wished he was fugging Yen
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>>164473603
>Unless Triss and Lambert have a fetish for fucking next to Geralt’s unconscious body
>he doesn't have a fetish where he fucks his friend's thirsty cumbucket next to his unconcious body, while being in danger of waking said friend up and having to settle things with good ol' fisticuffs while still buttnaked

What a fucking beta
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>>164498716
king of beggars is so fucking good in NR it's stupid.
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I just beat this game and got the bad ending. How did anons feel about how this was handled?

I feel cheated only because Geralt's action don't align with the dialogue, for example pic related and "calm down" vs. "go for it". I knew the necklace sequence felt strange but didn't realize it would fuck me for the ending. I stand by my other decisions such as to sit in on the Lodge convo, but because of my other choices I got an ending that didn't very well connect my actions to the result.

I would have been fine getting a bad ending if this connection were more clear.

also, Yen >Triss
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>>164498716
mememonsters

what else shits on ST with a passion
radovid i guess, but i dont have the cards for a NR deck
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>>164499332
The longest chain i had was Shani into Baron into Priscilla into KoB into Nenneke into Yennefer. God i love NR.
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>>164488950

I don't know what's bigger, Yen's forehead or Phil's boobs.
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>>164499451
I got that ending too, I wouldn't call it bad, just sad.

I was sad that Ciri died, but she stops the white frost in the end, I knew that her sacrifice would likely be necessary well before the end, Also, the game didn't really do enough to make me feel attached to her. whereas there was 3 games worth of build up for Geralt finally seeing the love of his life again

No matter how sad the ending, it was immensly satisfying to watch geralt throw his steel sword into the weavess' back
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>>164499452
i really need to start crafting those weather cards
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>>164500785
You'd better go NR.
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>>164499452
>>164500785
pure cancer
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Does Witcher 1 and 2 have any mods similar to 3's Geralt Doppler for them? Mods that allow you to customize/change Geralt's look completely.
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>>164501084
I don't think so.
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>>164501084
I haven't seen any.
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>>164501494
>>164501892
These are the only two I've found so far:

http://www.nexusmods.com/witcher2/mods/739/?
http://www.nexusmods.com/witcher2/mods/738/?
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Gtfo waifufags and gtfo triss.

In other news I found the 'flow' which I was looking for and I'm really enjoying the combat and exploration in the game now, it's superb..
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>>164502820
How long have you played?
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>>164502240
Hmm, interesting, haven't seen those, although I never used too many mods for TW2. I only use replacement mods for screenshots, I don't see the appeal of playing another character with Geralt's voice and personality and TW2 has a shitty free camera. I only use unlimited carry weight and the one that makes Triss' sex scene 3x longer.
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>>164498716
Hmmm. I have all those cards. And sometimes use a similar deck.

Is that deck good for climbing?
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i like how Geralt smiles when he wins a horse race
this screenshot is pretty shit because there's shadow on his face but it's the only one i got

he seems pretty happy with himself

i also really like how in Skellige the Nekkers have tiny helmets made from animal bones

>>164502820
nice
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Damn

It's pretty hard to model Yen in FO4, think I need the right hair mod
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>>164503448
It's so good it makes people ragequip when you start chaining medics in Round 3.
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>>164503448
it's broken as fuck, so broken CDPR said they are already making major changes to NR.
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>>164502820
Only a few days..

>>164503510
I'm working on my technique to deal with multiple nekkers now, there's a cave of them nearby.
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>>164505371
I remember Nekkers being a real pain in the ass when I first started playing

It feels real good to kill a group of them without getting hit now though
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>>164500946
mad ST detected
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>>164505826
Yeah they are troublesome, they hit hard and have some fast combos, also the way they group attack can be gnarly. I'm slowly building up my yrden sign, it will be cool when it starts spewing forth fire of something like that.
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fuck me, finally a legendary

roche or last wish ?
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>>164507983
Last Wish because neutral.
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>spent the past two hours trying to make Yen in FO4
>used the official untextured face model as reference
>still looks nothing like her
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Oh shit, I went afk for a few mins and came back to this.
Thankfully I discovered that fire, via igni, is very, very effective against bears.
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>ywn chill in the tavern drinking mead with your bros before going home to have consensual sex in the missionary position with your hot sorceress waifu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ye3zyzoZ7o
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>>164474569
holy shit you're a pathetic sad little man. you know that, don't you?
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>>164514102
I just love Trissfu Merigold a lot. She and Geralt are my favorite characters ever and it brings me joy to see them happy together :3
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>>164514759
I'm upset by how obnoxiously delusional you are, you pathetic loser
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wew lads, that was a good fucking expansion.

Next stop, Toussaint.

Only thing that I'm peeved about is I somehow managed to miss the optional memory in the painted world, despite me having a habit of running around with witcher sense on all the time, so I missed the achievement. I reloaded my save after I completed it and realised I missed something but couldn't be bothered fighting the 4+ bosses and doing all the interactions, etc. on DM and underlevelled. Not like I really care about the achievements, it's not like there's going to be a sequel to import my perfect save into
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>>164514759
Well, it's nice that it brings you joy.
Personally I prefer Geralt to be with Yen as it seems she really genuinely cares and loves for him, and it sucks that he cheated on her (albeit with some kind of lost memory). I'm not far into the story so I don't know how things go, but Yen definitely appeals to me for her stoic nature and cute charm..

Anyways, I don't own any of the expansion packs or anything, and I didn't purchase w3 via steam... I'm thinking of returning the game and then purchasing the GOTY one.
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Should I kill the Werewolf after exhausting all the dialogue when I first encounter him in the garden where Yen is being sarcastic a lot?

He's coming back and I gotta life the curse in that other quest, but I'm not quite sure if I should temporarily slay him or not when we first meet
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>>164515115
Don't be upset, it's not good for your health :3

>>164515569
I have nothing against Yen, she is a great character, but the romance dynamic between Geralt and Triss and how he behaves around her is more to my liking. I also enjoy Triss as a character, I think she is a very interesting and flawed person that does some shitty things but also makes up for it and shows growth. But to each their own, choices exist for a reason and everyone should enjoy the game how they see appropriate. Yenfu and Trissfu are both great in their own way.
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How does the auto-organize work in our bags? I've tried to figure out if there's a rhyme or reason but to no avail. I was hoping it would put the strongest/most valuable item at the top left...
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>>164517126
I think it just tetrises them nicely and sorts them by type and rarity if you press the quick sort button
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>>164517126
>>164517424
oh and books are alphabetical so maybe that's a thing with other items too
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>>164472772
>cyberpunk

What? I thought the Poles only made this one game and that other one where they fight tanks on horseback.
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>>164517548
>>164517424
oh, i'm stupid, i'd only ever done quick sort.. I hnow have my items sorted by rarity which i love..
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>>164516078
Just kill him, it's fine.
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Why is she demanding I tell her about the masked man?

It's none of her business to be honest
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Please someone post the rest of the set from the fourth image of the OP. I will grant one wish to whomever does it
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>>164517424
if i pulled it off. Would he die?
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>>164499451
>being a terrible dad
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>>164501892
What the fuck happened to Geralt's face? It looks like a van Gogh painting
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>>164520725
Trissfag can't help but apply his shitty filter to everything

It's a nice parallel to how he sees the world through his Triss-shaped glasses that enable him to delude himself into thinking she is anything but the wrong choice
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>>164520725
Just a Photoshop filter I use.
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god i wish this thread wasn't such a shitshow, i have friends who got into the beta like me and didnt play it more than 5 hours, meanwhile people are desperate for the fucking keys

feels bad man

well better waifu and blogging than nothing i guess
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>>164521274
For my Geralt Triss is the only choice and it feels so good and right, a true harmony if you will.

You can chose Yen in your game, no need to get upset about the choices I make in mine. That's the beauty of the games, we can all shape the experience how we find most pleasurable :3
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>>164521616
I like this thread because it feels like I have maybe two or so friends to talk with about Witcher games, I can show them my screenshots and discuss moral choices

One of them is a real fag though
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>>164521616
Too few people here play Gwent, it's all waifufags.
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>just leave Gwent on in the background while doing random business
>it's using 95% of my 4690k

Literally why?
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>>164524629
It also leaks memory. It's a beta, like, an actual one.
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>>164524867

Yeah, I need to remember that.

Are random disconnects part of the beta? I'm 99% sure my internet has been solid when disconnects happen.
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>>164525756
just restart the game every few matches, fixes alot of things
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>>164525756
CDPR said that optimisation would be the last thing to do in beta, they are going for Nilfs, cards and bugfixing first.
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>>164526232

Oh boy.
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>no daily log-in bonus
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>>164526442
And there's something very fucky with the way they render the cards. I launched the game through Steam to look at FPS counter and, surprise-surprise, Collection menu has half the FPS and it also forgets to remove data from memory.
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>>164526709

I had to force v-sync in the nvidia control panel. I think I even had to set the refresh rate to highest available, too.
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>>164526816
Gwent has a V-sync option.
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>>164527531

It does, and I need to force it through the control panel anyway
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>>164527624
Why?
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>>164527710

The game will run at 30FPS max otherwise
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>>164527751
Use "Full" setting, half sets your refresh rate, at, duh, half the refresh rate of your monitor.
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>>164527845

I wasn't using Half. Also, my refresh rate is 144hz anyway.
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>>164528020
>he fell for 144hz meme
Duh.
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>>164480432
>I wonder how will it affect Cyberpunk and whether the focus on romance will increase now that they saw how much their fanbase cares for that kind of thing.
Dude, the people who engage in waifu wars are perhaps 10% maximum of the consumers of this game. They just appear very vocal because they sit on their computer for the entire day. Normies just play the game after work and switch it off without a second thought. Probably because they have girlfriends or wives.
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God I wish open beta started right about NOW so I can create a separate Gwent thread and be free of evil that are waifufags.
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>>164528752
It's literally just that one guy though and I really doubt he and his autism won't follow us into the Gwent thread
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>>164529532
I'll invite half the /svg/ to shit on him for good measure because why not. You combat autism with autism.
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>>164529650
do you play shadowverse? is it any good?
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>>164530116
It's good and very f2p-friendly if you can tolerate extremely weeb and inconsistent artwork, ranging from Gwent-tier goodies to generic animu titties.
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Does Ciri wear the towel in the sauna or not?

All these choices are making me anxious
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What are some staple cards to craft in gwent? I feel like as a new player.. there are a bunch of newb traps. The starter decks seem like shit but they give you no guidance on what to craft first? Where the hell is decoy? Why do none of the starter decks have a decoy!?
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>>164532649
>Does Ciri wear the towel in the sauna or not?
Yes. You can't remove it, if naked is what you mean.
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>>164532893
The choice is between wearing the towel and getting poked at for being a continental and not wearing the towel and talking about the tattoo
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>>164532719
Play the tutorial. Look at your collection. Choose your faction. Go to gwentdb and netdeck the most popular thing for your faction for the latest patch, then start working towards collecting the cards needed for the deck. And read fucking card text. You'll get decoy at lvl20.
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>>164532719
Play the tutorial. Look at your collection. Choose your faction. Go to gwentdb and netdeck the most popular thing for your faction for the latest patch, then start working towards collecting the cards needed for the deck. And read fucking card text. You'll get decoy at lvl20.
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>it's dialogue- and moral choices time

i just want to kill a big monster and win horse races
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>>164528068

It's admittedly not the most useful feature when playing Witcher 3
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Who here wants to read my fanfiction about how Ciri transports Geralt and an elderly Yenfu into the Harry Potter movieverse?
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What does Geralt of Vengerberg smell like?
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>>164538003
yen's vaginal discharge
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>>164538003
lilac and roasted triss
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Kate Beckensale should be Yennefer if ever there's a live action adaptation.
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>>164532649
>towel seems like what Ciri would do and what I want to do
>hiding the tattoo might be hidden motive
>towel dialogue is cute

>no towel reveals additional information about Ciri and seems like what the developer wants to do
>she already walked through the entire village with just her bandages and didn't seem to mind all that much (but the towel is more lower body focused)
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>>164540546
should have*

too old now
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>>164541083
Ciri can actually bullshit the towel thing and say she didn't want to have her lungs collapse or something, the absolute madwoman.
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So 52 hours in and I just beat the game at level 34, absolutely loved it but luckily for me there's still the DLC to play through. Question being if I should play through hearts of stone first? I know it's the shorter of the two and meant to be played first but I fear I'll over level by the time I'm done with it and be too high for blood and wine. I'm already on blood and broken bones so I might have to turn it up to death march
Also holy shit Kaer Morhen feels so empty with everyone gone
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>>164542451
>I'm already on blood and broken bones so I might have to turn it up to death march
yeah, you really do
the game gets pretty easy otherwise

do stone first
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i'm scrolling past a lot of posts trying not to read spoilers.

if you have comfy/atmospheric screenshots pls post

i wish this game had more character customization, more weapons, and stuff.
I'm addicted to creating my own characters in other games.
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>>164523758
and some of us both play gwent and are also waifufags
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>>164544287
I'm trying ok
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>>164544287
I'm betting cyberpunk will have more character customization
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there is probably a button i can press the hide the UI but i don't know which one it is, but i can't run the game at 4k either so what's the point
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time to post my most supremely valued screenshot, a real rarity - the greatest cutie in all of Novigrad
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>>164544287
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>>164544451
i played gwent last night when i was weary eyed, i went alright in the first round, i don't know how to play i just put down all my cards and won. then the second round the merchant won immediately, and again in the third.

>>164544537
didn't mean to come across as demanding, i just like seeing what people are up to in game!

>>164544621
yeah, it should, it would be really great.

>>164544683
the button is 'home'. and dw i'm not a pixel peeper.
>>164544879
oh, puffbows sound kinda cute, but i bet they're not.
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>>164541385
But Yennefer is over 100 years old!
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Anyone here use a mace or axe? or is it swords all the way down?
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>>164545474
it's swords.

they let you pick up axes and stuff but those are peasant weapons
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>>164545254
>the button is 'home'
Thanks anon! I will take more screenshots when I have decided if Ciri wears the towel or not

Gwent wise you will want to buy some Northern Realms cards and do the play inkeepers quest and so on
Once you get rolling there is no stopping the Gwent train and every merchant far and wide will have to give you their cards
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>>164546450
Hmm, I think i'll leave the gwent stuff (particularly the card collecting) as a kind of 'end-game' experience for me, seeing as I don't have much time now (doing so many quests) and not much gold.
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>>164547051
I'd do it at the side here and there, there are a bunch of Gwent quests to do and main characters you can play for cards when you meet them

You will swim in dosh once you enter Novigrad and find the bank to which you are guided by a Gwent quest
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>>164547051
Don't leave gwent until the end, do it as you go.
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>>164545338
So is Geralt.
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>>164547408
>>164547341
Aight I won't, I'll start collecting cards now, ty anons.
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>the autumn-colored sky of Velen sunsets
Can Skellige even compare?
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>>164548537
the skyscapes so far have been really really nice imo
in fact i like a lot of the nature scenery
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>>164548861
it's nice when the trees move in the wind isn't it
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>>164548997
yeah it is, the way storms move in is pretty incredible.. I love rain and storms, so it's another aspect of this game that I think is very well done..
I'd love to talk to the world designers, i bet they'd have a lot of interesting things to say
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what the fuck is wrong with this guy, physically speaking?
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>>164551618
He's just builtfat.
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>>164551618
his notice says something about a curse so when i first saw this man sitting here i thought "oh, it's a dwarf without a beard so i'll lift the curse and help him grow his beard again"
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>>164552421
meant for >>164552259
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>>164552421
Looks like Letho's autistic little brother.
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Sell pelts or pay money to have them dismantled into leather?
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>>164553641
That depends if you want to have money or leather to craft stuff

Usually I look if I can dismantle something into a thing that is valuable or if I should sell it, especially with equipment.
Generally I keep a bunch of stuff in my inventory that can be dismantled later when I need whatever that item can be dismantled into

Also depends on how much money you have I guess, dismantling can be expensive
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Holy fuck.
I tried to play some Gwent this morning.
5 games.
3 PFI players
2 Francesca Players, using the Madroeme bug to win.

Seriously, fuck Madroeme, if they get rid of the card I couldn't be happier.

>>164548537
Yes.

I also love walking around Novigrad in the middle of a storm.
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anyone play witcher with dualshock controller?
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>>164554982
Steam now has support for DS4's doesn't it?
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>>164555023
is it worth over keyboard?
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>>164555079
I'm using KBM, only got a 360 controller and never tried that

It probably comes down to preference, it's out on consoles so I'd wager it's more than serviceable and a fine way to enjoy the game
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>>164554942
>watch youtube/streamers
>they can tell the opponent's deck just by the opening moves, and name the streamers/deck-maker who built it by name
>their own decks are basically all the same with slightly different gold/silver choices
I get that there's not a lot of options right now, but I'd prefer subpar fun than this shit


>play some unranked shit just for the 1st daily
>still have to deal with PFI / ST chains
I'd get it if you wanted to rank up, but why the fuck are you netdecking in a non-competitive mode
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>>164544451
NR is superior waifu faction
Skellgie is 2nd
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>>164554942
Madroeme bug?
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>>164555906

> Play Mardroeme
> Select either shrooms or toxines
> Let the timer run out
> Wait
> Your opponent gets disconnected and you get a free win
>>164555430
>I get that there's not a lot of options right now, but I'd prefer subpar fun than this shit

To be fair, there are like 20 ''viable'' decks right now.
I think that's ok.

>play some unranked shit just for the 1st daily
>still have to deal with PFI / ST chains
>I'd get it if you wanted to rank up, but why the fuck are you netdecking in a non-competitive mode

Yeah, that's what I'm facing right now.
I'm trying a non-competitive just of the lulz Henselt deck and I only find PFI and bug abusers.
I don't want to play anymore today and that is sad...
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>>164556228
>dat bug

sheeeeit time to climb the ladder I guess
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>>164556228
>play monster
>use the cow
>fight NR
>gold-spam trebuchet
>opponent turns a bunch gold
>kills my cow
>get disconnected because of "game state"
I love my cow, but fuck it
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>>164556419

I wouldn't recommend it.
I'd bet most of the people doing that are going to get banned.

They banned some users for abusing the GG system, I'm pretty sure they are going to ban those that abuse that bug. Doesn't matter if you play it on casual or ranked.
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>>164556774
>getting banned for bugtesting

come on now CDPR :^)
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>>164557109
>I'll suck this cock to see if I'm gay
>well, it looks like I'm not gay
>but I'll keep sucking this cock to test some more
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>bonhart and vilgefortz pretty much confirmed for gwent
Im cumming
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>>164557109

> bugtesting

muh niggah, not even you can believe this shit.
There's a part in the terms of use that says that bug testing is fine and they won't ban you for it.

But that's not the same as abusing a bug.
If you've been doing the same over and over again in ranked mode I can assure you you are going to get banned.
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>>164557180
haha nice now do a food analogy
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>>164557657
no, only dick-sucking analogies
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>>164503524
do it for Skyrim SE first, nobody plays F4 anymore
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>>164557984
I've got it pretty close on old skyrim, but fuck me it's nigh on impossible in FO4

The skull shape can't be changed and that's the main thing fucking it up, I can't get the cheekbones defined enough and her jawline is just impossible to recreate

The only thing I can really get bang on is the nose and the lips
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>>164557984
>Yen
>wide hips
This is just wrong.
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>>164558134
That's because she's perfect too perfect for Beth's games.
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>>164558198

They are child bearing hips
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>>164558486
Not like she needs them, she's sterile

;_;
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>>164558454
>Iorveth: Gender Swap
DELETE THIS!
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>>164558486
Where?
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>>164558619
>I'mma gonna hit ya in the gabba
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>>164558737
Ya're the most noble human i knar, gwynnbleid, innit.
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>>164558586

That's the point :3
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t. missing cosplayer
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>>164558806
I'M NO HUMAN
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Is Gaunter's model in White Orchard different from the one he uses in the DLC?

Something about his face seems off in WO, but i can't put my finger on what
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>>164558454
>>
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lots of bug abusers on the Gwent ladder right now

fucking scumbags who care more about winning than fair play
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>>164560124

No no, anon, is bug testing.
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>>164560230

triggered
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>>164558619
>tfw no gender swap of Ciri, Yen, or Triss
;_;
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>>164559536
m8 I'm glad ya reminded me, yea? Me friggin' hatred for dem bigwigs abated for a moment, innit.
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Does Geralt say this if you romanced Triss?
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>>164560538
>dude i'm going to force a tube into Ciri' vagina to conquer the world because I'm evul lmao
why did that polak accept this
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>>164560540
Yup, I wondered the same thing about Yen before some anon told me a while ago. In my game Geralt says Triss. I think it's a really nice detail, even though most people won't ever see it :3
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>>164559721
>>164560642
As if this thread needed more faggotory.
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>>164560718
how else would you make a medieval loud-speaker
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>be an elven girl in Ciri game
>Ciri saves you from certain rape by dh'oine bandits and demands sex in return
Wat do?
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Can you even open this door?

It's in the basement of the Wight that collects spoons in Blood and Wine.

I lifted the curse, and i collected the reward, but i can't find a key to this door anywhere.
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>>164560917
Give her the sex asked.
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>>164560917
Try to act very distraught and hope she goes away.
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>>164561274
your distress only makes her harder
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>>164560940

I think you can a key find somewhere else.
You'll know it when you find it.
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>>164561378
Harder? ;_;
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>>164561462
>>164561378
HARDER?!
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>>164561462
Anon meant her nipples, obviously.
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>see some cool alchemy recipes
>buy a few
>0 gold left
i had over 1k ;_;
fucking jew gnomes
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>>164561531
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>>164561662
>Buy recipes/books
>Explore 5 minutes later
>Find the same recipe/book you just bought
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>in the middle of being raped by Ciri
>she suddenly hugs you and starts sobbing about someone called "Mistle"
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>>164560739
>>164560540

What if you didn't romance any of them?

>I really need Ciri and some of her Elder Blood right about now
>I really need Dandelion and one of his Gelding's right about now
>I really need Regis and his bat wings right about now
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>>164562510
He has other lines for when you hit the edge of the map so you probably get one of those.
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>>164562510
It's only one of the lines, it probably just ignores that particular one.
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>>164560538
Male Yen is cute! :3
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It genuinely baffles my mind how Gwent can have this many sore losers. How can they be capable of enjoying the Witcher series in the first place if their hearts are filled with nothing but filth and dust?

Just send the damn good game, you poor excuses of human beings.
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RUSSIAN GIRLS
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>>164562928
:3
It's supposed to be Ciri, Yen, Geralt and Triss if that's unclear
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>>164562976
at least it's not a moba, the saltiest of genres
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>>164563349
not that much of a difference, in each case geralt gets fucked
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>>164563349
That's actually pretty cool! I'm gonna need to start exploring tumblr more...
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Flemeth from Dragon Age and Peter Pan OTP
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>>164563648
>malfoy x ginnie weasly genderflip otp
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>>164563349
N-no!
Male Yen needs to be qt!
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reminder that ciri will have a cameo in CP2077
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>>164563349
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>>164564068
I certainly hope not, that would be borderline retarded fanservice in the expense of lore and story.
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>>164564068
ciri fling in cyberpunk? yes please
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>>164563916
What's wrong with handsome, rugged Yen? ;_;
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>>164564187

Ciri already made references to going to a futuristic world in Witcher 3
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>>164564447
Which was retarded and silly as well, it is best to leave it at that and not start ruining books any further for the amusement of Tumblr tier fanfic writers.
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>>164564187

Nah, I imagine someone will mention a girl with ashen hair, a scar in her cheek and emo makeup and little less.
Maybe you'll a portal for a moment.

Something like that.
>>164564328
I don't know, I like handsome, rugged men, but Yen...
It would be funnier if he was small and fragile but a total beast with magic...
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>everyone talks about Gwent
>everyone forgot the card game from W1
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>>164564537

Sorry, Ciri is going to be in it and you can't do a thing to stop it.

not unlike ciri getting molested by mistle
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>>164564658
Why would I want to do a thing to stop it, are you some fucking idiot without a degree? I will simply call it stupid, which it is, and leave it at that.
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Jesus christ the three crones were nightmarish. I hope they wont be too rough with the old lady. I'm sure she deserves an eternity of slavery but still hoping I get to free her. The witches' weaknesses are listed so they must be a boss battle at some point.
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>>164564810
They have a great theme though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiyOajnJnTg
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Wew. This game has too much romance bullshit for me.
Thank fuck I can ride into the sunset/rainstorm on my horse and go back to killing disgusting creatures.
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>>164565068
>on my horse
keep your kinks to yourself
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>>164565068

there's a reason geralt always has mares
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Could Geralt take Vesemir in a fight with nothing but swords?

Vesemir handed both Imlerith and Eredin their asses, at the same time, and only got caught because Ciri got in the way and he decided to push her away.
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>>164565231
Delete this.
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>>164565391

Considering Vesemir probably taught him everything he knows, no.
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>>164565419

That's a nice picture of Geralt and Roach
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>>164562976

Why should i sent you a GG if you won by sheer luck?

A good game is a self explanatory combination of words:

GOOD means it must be a game here somebody wins by having more skill and better tactics
If you draw 4 Gold cards in your first round and i have 1 and dont draw my last 3 gold cards i will not give you a GG if i losse

Easy as that
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>>164565673
I just GG everyone except PFI bullshit, Coral/Trap + Ard bullshit. Though sometimes I GG them when they lose.

everyone else gets their free ore/scraps
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aesthetically speaking what is your favourite witcher gear set, and why is it cat school?
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>>164565673

saying gg is like shaking hands at the end of a match. it's a sign of sportsmanship, respect
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>>164565859
Ursine because it's the comfiest. Manticore is a close second.
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>>164565859
I literally only wore Cat gear when I went to Touissant, it just seemed to fit the scenery very well, didn't look too hot to wear in that climate.

I wore Undvik Armor or Wolf gear most of the game otherwise
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>>164565859
>cat school
Why does EVERYONE use that shit? That or Bear. Every youtube video. It's not even that good looking.

Is it easier to find early than all the others?
I used it once during my first playthrough, and i think it was the first i found.

Bear set i can understand, it has a decent look with how low everything hangs , and it is heavy armor. Griffin is trash. Wolf is alright, though Eskel's armor is better.

Personally i'm a huge fan of the Kaer Morhen armor, if that counts. That or the Viper gear
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>>164565979
>saying gg is like shaking hands at the end of a match. it's a sign of sportsmanship, respect

Damn, I agree with this.
>>164565769
And this.

I GG almost everyone by default. Assholes are the only exception.

Coral + Aard is fine by me, btw.
I don't see it as unfair or anything, is something you see coming most of the time, and when it works you know that is your fault cause you screwed it up.

The only SK tactic that bothers me is the whole buffing boats and then CH the siege row at the end.
But there's nothing wrong with it, I don't like it because of the simplicity.
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>>164565979

Maybe if your are underage.
You probably gg after every game in LoL, Dota, Cs, Overwatch etc.

Imagine you are playing football:
The enemy team has Rondaldo, messi, Neuer, Müller and Pele and you have a 300 pound fat virgin with a waifu pillow, a one legged cripple, a normal women, yourself and a guy who fears balls.

The enemy team wins 675:0 .
Nobody sane would say " Man this was a good game"
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>>164566164
pretty sure most people use cat school because you can use it with the "cat school techniques" general ability to put out massive fast attack dps.
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>>164565859

Manticore for Toussaint
Wolf for Novigrad
Bear for Skellige
Cat for Verden

Skellige Gambeson for lounging around
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>>164566004
I fucking loved the first level of ursine gear, but liked it less and less as it upgrades.
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>>164566168
>Coral + Aard is fine by me, btw.
I think I flip back and forth on it, but mostly it just seems boringly overpowered.

I mean, Coral with her weather is pretty bad already (because weather is already nasty), but Aard just adds a fuck you to your front-line as well. It's basically a board wipe with a 2 gold combo, that you only "see" when they drop an aard (as opposed to Monster Weather, which constantly throws weather at you). You have to keep a clear skies in-hand vs Skellige "in case".

The only limit is how expensive 2-golds are for a combo. It's far more powerful that G: Igni (which would only hit a percentage of a row "if" you manage it), etc, and more "immediate" than PFI shit.
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>>164565859
Bear is definitively the most A E S T E T I C S. Its a shame the skirt bends and clips around weirdly every time you run or sit down. Wolf is close second.
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What's that? New Succubi cosplay?
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>>164566306
you are just taking the words literally even after it has been interpreted for you. you might have autism

shaking hands after the end of a match is not for underage people. the fact that you've said that means i am done trying to help you and done talking to you

keep not sending gg after your matches because you are too salty and can't handle a loss. there's plenty of others like you out there, you're just another one of them
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>>164566904
why do girls do this shit? apart from the obvious, for attention.
This isn't even inspiring, or hugely creative, or anything particularly special.
She's only goin to get attention because she's acting like a slut.
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>>164565859
For me it's: Cat > Manticore > Viper > Bear > Wolf > Griffin
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>>164565859
the only thing worse than feline is griffin, you pleb

maticore>ursine>>viper>>>wolf>>>>>>>>cat>griffin
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>>164567038

They get paid. Some could also just enjoy it.

She's also done some Crone, Noonwraith and Phillipa stuff
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>>164567023

You make up customs after interpreting it in your own way.
I will not send somebody after a crushing defeat easy as that.
It has nothing to do with beeing salty its just a fact that it wasnt a good game.
If somebody beats me in the last round after a good fight i always give a GG.
But not because my loss was 90% luck fault
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any schematic i should look out for between viper swords at lv1 and griffin swords at lv11?

or just use whatever garbage i find?
(death march, if that matters)
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>>164567110
God, I find it super weird.

>>164567228
i'm not sure, sorry anon. I'm just using whatever i find that is good or decent. Good luck with your adventure, hope ur havin fun
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>>164567038
Calm your neckbeard rage, namefag.
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>>164567093
>liking the gay biker wolf set over stealthy assassin feline set
>calling anyone a pleb
smhtbqhwyf
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>>164567110
Why is she so thin?
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>>164565859
Kaer Morhen>Ursine>Wolf>Viper>Cat>>>Griffin
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>>164567602
>stealthy assassin feline
more like gay sailor

never said wolf looked good, but it's better than feline
and griffin too, because that makes you look like a fatass
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>>164567785
Oops, forgot Manticore

Kaer Morhen>Ursine>Manticore>Wolf>Viper>Cat>>>Griffin
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>>164567638

Russian

>>164567319

You're super weird if you don't find it hot
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this was funny, i saw his cursor hover his leader ability so I knew I could wait until the last possible moment before using Frost+Fog.

then he forfeited.
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>>164569419
should have added the forfeit screen would make it 10/10
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>>164569419

Sorry but were you playing a against a shitter?
I mean you didnt even use your Master card ability so far its obvious you would use it against the first row?
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tfw beating someone that's twice your level and has better cards (including a 24 strength K thingy that eats mobs and absorbs their strength) at their own fucking game
with Ge'els + double golem, double thunderbolt.
He instantly gg'd.
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>>164570128
That's what happens when you don't pack any removal.
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>>164570112
yeah i realize my pic isn't impressive. he absolutely shouldn't be doing that against my leader.

but maybe he has no choice? his deck isn't built to do anything else.
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Anyone got a good method of farming ore and scraps aside from >just play the fucking game?
I'm having loads of fun, just what isn't fun is going against someone with far superior cards due to the current state of match making. I really want to get into ranked for muh more scrap and ore and kegs n shieeet.
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>>164570327

I wanted to ask if he resurrected the unit next round but you allready said he forfeited
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>>164570474

Spam PFI
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if Poor Infantry reset to 3 whenever they got played (like the Kayran always resets to 8), would that be a good nerf to PFI (leaving mushrooms/foltest alone, etc), or just a really blunt one?
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>>164570474
when i first started i played monsters. it's cheap enough, at low levels it's pretty strong then at high levels it gets weaker.
don't play ST, their cards are expensive.

play the first two tiers 100 ore and 75 ore every single day. that's all you can do.

also there's some rewards for doing the tutorial if you didn't notice.
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>>164570837
Thanks! I did the tutorial immediately just to see what was different.
Unfortunately I'm basically doing what you're doing, I've invested maybe 300 scraps and got lucky getting Ge'els into my monster deck and I'm getting good results. Guess I'll just keep playing!
>>164570645
With what? I've only started playing like 4 days ago.
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pfi isnt even that good, it gets shat on by both ST and radovid decks, which are the only ones that matter outside of shitter elo
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>>164571089
I think it might need a nerf because it has strong implications on the meta, everyone needs Madroeme in their decks. It means that instead of the choice of 25 cards you only have 22, because those cards are non-negotiable.
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>>164571524
id still play like 2 because it has good synergy with medics and counters priscilla and dragon reavers
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HIGH

T
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S
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How is this for a lowbie (level 10, rank 2) monster deck? I'm getting very good results in casual matchups.
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>>164572269
I never really got a lot of mileage water hag without drowners (not a lot of siege-only units except the odd NR and some SK), but she's an occasional good throw

You might have some trouble mixing your weather-weak units with your weather-making golds. I picked up some of those anti-weather griffins (in a consume-monster deck) for when I play hybrid like that, so you can clear your own rows, without helping the opponent's.
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>>164572269
people

stop fucking mixing weather and non weather

it will fuck you up more than it will help
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>>164572739
I use Ge'els on all my 1's, its kinda the reason why I have the non weather cards. Its a great combo.
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>>164572269
can't say if it's good for low level or not. but i suppose it's good because it's monsters.
you probably don't ever want to be in a position where you can hurt yourself with your own weather effects.
I like Caranthir + Frost Giant. I'd keep it and replace cow and golems. not sure if Dudu works with all that fog.
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>>164572269
you should either decide whether you wanna play weather or geels, i recommend weather
and if so your priority should be epic weather cards and aard next, swap cow dudu and geralt
also cut your deck to 25
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Can you do a turbo edgelord playthrough in Witcher 3?
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>>164572739
>>164572750
>>164572804
>>164572960
refer to >>164572797
Still not good? I do see that I need to get rid of Dudu though.
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>>164572960
wow didn't even see his deck was 28.
>>164572269
you need 25 cards only, because increasing your chance of draw silver and gold is extremely important.
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>>164573176
Got it to 25, removed hag, dudu, and cow.
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>>164573249
now you're down 3 silvers, dummy. if your deck doesn't have 6 silver and 4 gold then it's a bad deck.
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>>164573313
But the only one that ever gave me value was Cow? I'd love an explanation, because I'm not saying i'm not retarded.
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>>164573127
dude its just like a slightly better thunderbolt most of the time, which people see coming and can play around
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>>164573127
>I do see that I need to get rid of Dudu
yea, if you Geels a row with above-6 power, those units get weakened If I remember correctly. And Dudu should hopefully be bigger.

Maybe the fire elemental, which spawns 1-unit every turn.

Don't be too reliant on mad Geels strats since you can only use him once.

I think a bit over 25 isn't soo bad, since hunters and foglets draw out some of the weight, and Monsters don't have super-thinning ability anyway
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>>164572985
Did she seriously make a grunt when Yen kissed him?

Like, get off it, you manipulative hag.
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>>164573423
you probably don't have 6 good silvers because you're new. Just keep in mind for the future when you get better cards that ALL your decks should always be 6 silver, 4 gold and 15 bronze. No deviation, ever.
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>>164573423
not him, Cow is my bae. Since you get meat on the board into the next turn, and since it's a 1 it's fine in weather.

Sarah is pro-weather (but removal bait), and Nithral is pro-wild hunt units.

I've run decks where it's subpar on gold/silver while I didn't have the right ones.

However, I'm not some super high-ranker, etc.
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Are the runes the muslim kikes sell better than the regular runes?
Some of them sound pretty powerful.

Also
>Provide thousands upon thousands of coin for him to make a living
>He expects me to fucking pay for the runes
>Doesn't even give me a freebie
I'd chop his head off then and there, holy fuck
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>>164564658
Geralt will find her again, she is his destiny after all.
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>>164575062
> dat silver fox

Hnnnnng
Every time.
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Yennefer is objectively the better choice, period. She's literally a better human being than Triss in all respects. In fact, I've actually found that lacking the capacity for recognition of this fact a very reliable way of sorting out idiots who deep down inside don't actually give two shits about integrity of character and just want to fuck whatever gets them hard.
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>>164576973
>and just want to fuck whatever gets them hard
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>>164576973
>Yen repeatedly risked her life for Ciri and Geralt, going through torture and ultimately giving her life for the sake of love
>Triss sold Geralt and Ciri out in the books, manipulated him in the first two games and was just kind of there for no good reason in TW3
I don't think anyone who has read the books (except for the trissautist) would disagree with you, anon.
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>>164577559
It really does come down to that.

There are people who can recognize virtue of character, something actually beneficial to the long-term survival of our species, and then they get hard because of that.

And then there are people who just want to cum inside something warm. These are the same people who probably would also fuck any indecently drawn furry, or any 10-year-old that acts like a slut.
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>>164577792
But anon
Triss' house smells like freshly baked cakes.
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>>164578635
Case and point.
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>>164573739
Tier 2 runes for whirlwind is GOD TIER on a fast attack crit feline build.
Any boss that cant auto block whirl gets blended in seconds, even on DM
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>>164576973
I disagree. Triss is an amazing character, she has a very unique set of qualities and flaws. She can be kind, sweet, funny and idealistic but also naive, jealous, manipulative and treacherous. She is insecure but capable of taking charge when the situation forces her, she commits both selfish and selfless acts and is driven by both personal and "higher" motives, which sometimes conflict. I think she is a very interesting character.

Personally, I enjoy the chemistry she has with Geralt and prefer her as a partner for him, I like how Geralt acts around her and he seems very happy to me. Of course Yen is also great, but for my Geralt Trissfu will always be the One :3
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>>164578635
Also Philippa's perfume and diarrhea.
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>>164579006
Nobody said Triss wasn't a good person.

The point being made here is that she's inferior to Yennefer in all respects, as a person. Choosing Triss in this case is only a bad choice due to the existence of a better choice to make in this instance. If the circumstances were different, such as if Geralt had no chance with Yennefer and Triss was his only option, then the choice could be justified.

But that isn't the case, so there is no justification for not choosing Yennefer.
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>>164579138
And Geralt's fresh kisses :3
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Should I spend my ore or wait for a Nilfgaard release?

Or an eventual wipe...
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>>164579639
you should kys faggot
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>>164579639
Depends, if you think you'll main Nilfgaard, save ore. Odds are they'll be somewhat like in the Witcher 3, and probably not OP (atleast in the long term, never know if they'll be fucked up upon release).
If you are already maining one I would just continue to main it unless you really liked Nilfgaard in TW3
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>>164579667
Wow, why so aggressive?
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>>164579639
nilfgaard will be a shittier NR with the option to look at your opponents cards
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>>164580201

Hmmm, I guess you are right.
I don't main any faction, I have most cards and Monsters is the only faction I'm missing important stuff, but don't really play much with them...

I'm curious about Nilfgaard and I'd like to play it and understand it once is released, but yeah, I guess I'll go back to getting kegs.
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>>164579263
Well, I disagree, I don't find her inferior in all aspects at all. She has a sweeter personality, she is more caring, more fun to be around. I prefer her internal struggles and idealism to Yen's motherhood obsession and pragmatism and I enjoy her character arc more. I love seeing her grow from a weak spineless minion with a kind heart to a genuinely brave and determined person. I loved how she took Geralt's side in TW2 against the Lodge, it was one of my favorite moments and a very significant one knowing how she help unquestioned loyalty to them in the past. I love how she rises to the role of a leader in TW3 even though it's not exactly in her nature to lead. I think Triss shows a lot of growth.

And often emotions have nothing to do with calculating someones' flaws and virtues. I like the way Geralt treats her, how he shows his more romantic and attentive side. I like how protective he can get with her. In my opinion they have a great chemistry together, I love their looks, I love the things they say to each other. I simply enjoy them more as a couple, therefore choosing Triss make most sense for me. I don't care about constantly comparing her to Yen, it's unnecessary to me because I like her for who she is, not who Yen isn't.
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>>164580467
>I love their looks, I love the things they say to each other
That's some very deep character reading.
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God finally after 12 kegs i finally got an epic again
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>>164580787

I got the Katakan, Iris and Henselt Premium. Not bad at all...
24 cards left.
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>>164580467
Yennefer isn't a better person because I think so, she just is. What you think and feel about Triss is irrelevant. It's -objective fact- that Yennefer just IS better than Triss.

And it's not complicated either. Yennefer has one single virtue that Triss does not, and that's the deal-breaker: self-direction.

Triss is not self-directed. She compromises with others, which is why she has a "sweeter presonality, is more caring, more fun". Those are subjectively appealing, but they are not objectively strong characteristics that ensure, as I said, the long-term prosperity of our species.

Yennefer embodies the archetype of a strong, proactive, assertive human being with not only the vision, but the maturity, self-awareness, AND literal power over nature to make manifest in reality the conditions beneficial to everyone around her. Triss can only try to "haggle" if you will, being the diplomat, throwing herself at the mercy of those around her to "be nice" and "understand the rules" of reciprocity and "fairness".

Yennefer doesn't -fuck around- like that. She sees the goal, she creates a plan, and she executes it. She's not perfect, but she corrects her mistakes one way or another and doesn't accept weakness in herself or in others. She pushes herself harder than Triss does, and she has achieved far more in her life as a result. Geralt is the crowning jewel in her long list of personal accomplishments, and that means something more than it does to Triss.
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>>164581072

Somebody explain why i need 1600 scraps to craft a shitty animated leader?

Whats the point i got Radovid aniated but would have rather got the scraps ....
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>>164580754
The looks Geralt and Triss exchange are one of my favorite things about their romance in TW3. Sometimes by not saying anything they say it all.

Like after the kiss, how they keep the eye contact while Albert talks about his shitty alchemy or when they first meet, when Geralt offers to retrieve a parcel for her and her eyes widen with joy. How they glance at each other while Geralt talks to Bedlam, the look Triss gives him when Dijkstra implies they care for each other and Geralt agrees. Her face when she is preparing to tell Geralt about Kovir and his smile as he agrees. The way she gets concerned and then relieved as Geralt starts talking about Kovir in the tent scene and the look on his face as he tells her he loves her while she's leaving.

Even in TW2, one of my favorite Triss/Geralt moments is after you rescue her and as they are about to separate again. Geralt says he doesn't want to lose her again and she smiles gently, it's literally one second, but a second of pure bliss.

And don't even get me started about the things they say to each other and how loving Geralt gets with her.
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>>164581363

jesus christ you are insufferable. I hope you don't stick around here long

how do you mute tripfaggots?
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>>164581363

It's only 800 niggah
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>tfw my aard, philippa, trololo meme deck isn't working
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post bragging rights

could have been closer if he didn't draw 4 golds and cheesed
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>>164581080
I agree with about pretty much all the things you say about Yen. She is definitely a stronger, more mature and capable person than Triss. She is also more loyal and independent.

I also agree about self-direction and that is actually one of the things I like when it comes to Triss' growth. Triss has always been an idealist and that was especially enhanced by her experiences during the Sodden battle. Remember her talk with the witchers at KM and how she felt going into battle, what she learned and how it changed her. She basically shits on Geralt's neutrality in that conversation to the point even he got annoyed and snapped at her.

The problem was, her ideals lead Triss to join the Lodge, blindly believing they act in the name of greater good and sticking to them even when they went against her longtime friends. This is best seen during Phil's talk with Yen when they refuse to clear Yen's name with Geralt and Ciri. It was her lowest point. To her defense, it's not like she had any authority over Philippa and the Lodge would still do what they want regardless of Triss, but it was a pathetic display of weakness and treachery on her side.

That's why TW2 is so significant for Triss character arc imo. What I like about TW3 is how she finally takes things into her own hands and starts acting according to her own moral compass rather than following others and there we see the true nature of her ideals shine. She genuinely want to help the mages and risk herself selflessly even though she could easily teleport and save herself leaving them to their fate, a thing most other, if not all sorceresses would do.

Like I said, for me it's not about comparing who is better, I like Triss because of her flaws and virtues and it comes down to choosing which character I find more interesting and which character has a better chemistry with Geralt. And to me, that's Triss, regardless of how she compares to Yennefer.
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> Playing a stupid golden Foltest memedeck
> Beat a Ciri: Dash meta deck

I'm having fun with this shit.
NR is slowly becoming the funniest deck for me, surpassing Skellige
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>+ 5% sign intensity
what did they mean by this?
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>>164583951
NR is braindead though. Any shitter can win with it.
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I uninstalled the debug console enabler mod and toggled the console in hidden.ini because the mod was conflicting with Nvidia Ansel but then I realized I still want to use freecam during gameplay. Is there a way to add the hotkey in the input.settings?
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>>164584430

kek
You can say the same about all factions.

> SK: Win a round with Coral + Aard/Harald. Stale with spies. Buff the siege row and CH last turn.

> ST: Overpower one round by vomiting all your units and buffing them with hawker healer. Get card advantage. Destroy your opponent in the last round with control.

> Monsters: Weather memedeck. Fill the melee row, CH and eat with Kayran.
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>>164584828
all i am saying is that i am a complete shitter (this is my first card game) and i can with that deck 80% of time. it's brain-dead and not that fun to play.
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>>164583137
I think you justify your position well and I can see where you're coming from but are you sure it's not just because she's got great tits or you have a thing for redheads?
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>>164585121
He's been shitposting about her for so long it's become a part of his identity.
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can you complete crookback bog without being told to go there?
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>>164585121
I must say Triss' tits are quite appealing, but I was never into redheads. It's all about her personality :3
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Am I the only one who feels bad going against level 2s who just started Gwent?
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>>164584936
> i can with that deck 80% of time.
Depends of the rivals you are facing and the deck you are using.

I'm using a stupid deck against ST net decks.
Feels good.
I had some Monster and Mad Rad player forfeiting in the 2nd round round too.

>>164586539
I never face those guys.
Lowest I get is level 14, I think. Higher is +40
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>Hit Level 20
>Dont get my Decoy

Okay.jpg

What the fuck happened
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geralt: aard is OP as fuck
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>>164587604
Relog.
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>>164587663
No? Is requires a specific setup which is incredibly obvious.
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>>164588425
> a specific setup which is incredibly obvious.
I'll just pull a clear skies out of my butt

>or vs weather monsters it's any number of other shit
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>>164587663
I do wonder how Aard went in testing

I mean, the trap exploit is an edge-case, since I don't think they spotted that firetrap hits any unit played.

And I could see them thinking a powered-up version of drowners would make sense, and that they added the damage as a "in case knocking a row back changes nothing".

But if they didn't check vs weather it just seems like they tested in just by itself vs a row of dummies.
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>>164589571
maybe its a bug and its supposed to do damage before moving the row
even without damage it would be a pretty strong card
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About to replay the game because I bought the two DLC's during the sale. Are any mods worth getting? Or just play the game un-modded again?
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>>164591608
Id get the scaling mod
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>>164589873
No, the devs were even talking about it during the stream.
>>164587663
Grow the fuck up
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>>164594717
what other card can wipe out an entire row no matter how strong the units are?
that shit is even more cheesy than pfi tbqh
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Reminder that shani is best
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>>164598062
Shani is the worst girl, Yen has a much better everything.
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Empress or Witcher ending?
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I wonder if Geralt uses his vibrating medallion on her
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>>164596390

That's not what Geralt does.
You need weather for that too.

If you are so dumb that focus all your cards in one row and allow your opponent to play his two cards combo that is your damn problem, man...
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>>164598979
Sacrifice ending is the least fan servicey and is actually immensely emotional
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>>164599228
Their goodbye in the Empress ending hit me fairly hard too
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guys i just got this game a few days ago and i'm playing through it for the first time and everything's so new and exciting and it feels great
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>>164600228
Triss dies at the end

Enjoy!
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>>164600324
lmao the redhead?

shit-tier american accented bitch, I porked the hot kate beckinsale looking one
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how useful is armor piercing late game, trying to decide between manticore and ursine swords

also is best rune attack power for a sword/alchemy build
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>>164600725
Great opinion, mate.
Yen dies too, and so does Geralt
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who /doesn'tGGpfishitters/ here?
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What's the interaction with Quen and Aard? Dose the unit move but the shield stays on it? Is the shield wasted blocking the Aard attempt?
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>>164602551

It depends.
If there is weather, it protects the units from the weather, then banishes, then the units get -1 from Aard.
If there is no weather, the quen takes the -1
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>>164603789
Thank you, that's what i needed to know.
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Anyone want to critique my weather deck? it's focused mainly on frost and fog. Mainly running foglets just to thin the deck with the riders. I think i could replace Johnny with another silver but i don't know what. What do you guys think?

http://www.gwentdb.com/decks/9530-frost-and-rain
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So how does the continuity work between end of the main story and the DLC? I get you're like "warped" back to before the final mission but that doesn't make much sense at all. I haven't fully played the DLC yet (currently part way through heart of stone) but I feel they could've put a lot more into post game, even something as little as starting it from a little cottage in the woods with Yen instead of the empty Kaer Morhen.
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>>164607840
Haven't played HoS yet although I have it, but I played BaW after I completed the main story and the game treated it as such

e.g Yen moved in to my vineyard estate at the end, there were dialogue options with her talking about what she said just before the final battle about leaving politics and settling down somewhere nice with Geralt, Touissant becomes that place
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>>164608764
Oh fuck say no more senpai, I'm motivated to plough through heart of stone then
Most likely going to go read the books before doing ng+
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>>164609034
>I'm motivated to plough through heart of stone
DON'T!
HOLY SHIT MAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?

HoS is amazing in it's own way, you're doing yourself a SERIOUS disservice by rushing it.

Take your time
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>>164599041
>be me
>be a total /d/egenerate
>never once thought of using the Witcher medallion as a sorceress vibe.
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>>164609417
The one side quest offered so far seems like somethingy geralt would ignore though. That big boss fight on the sewers was really fun. English is not my first language but I don't intend to skip through dialogue or anything, just expressing my hype for the next one
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>>164602163
didnt gg a ST for the last 20 games atleast, other than once when it was a weird semi dwarf deck
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>>164609875
You can definitely be hype for BaW, i'm just telling you to savour HoS as well. You sounded like you were going to rush it.

>That big boss fight on the sewers was really fun
Based on this line i'll assume you're very early into the DLC, and i can tell you it gets a LOT more interesting from here.

The side quest is ass, i agree. It's definitely not an indication of the quality of the rest of the DLC, i can promise you that.
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>>164610718
>Based on this line i'll assume you're very early into the DLC
I just finished the wedding, so I have 2 more tasks to go, don't know third yet.

>The side quest is ass,
I don't even know what it is, but definitely sounds dumb
>hey this drug dealer friend of mine may or may not be dead go look for him kthx
like what no I'm not doing that we didn't even talk about a reward. The wedding was a nice change of pace and since I played the first game fully it was nice seeing her again.
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I made this deck and it's fun to play (my other decks are a consume monster and queensguard skellige)

is this Radovid control cheese?
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>page trissfu
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Man I'm so undecided about what armor I'll be donning come 40. Throughout the main game I've just been using/upgrading cat since I like the increase in attack power but damn does grandmaster cat look ugly. An alchemy based build with mutagen decotions and bombs seem cool and I love the OG manticore look but on the other hand being papa bear and wearing Ursine armor with a Quen/Heavy attack build also sounds cool.
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>>164617759
I don't have any particular armours yet. I'm lvl 6 though... I have started one of the witcher item hunt thingies, I think it's the cat one? But I'm very busy doing all sorts of side quests and such. I have a feeling I won't be getting particular witcher items until I'm like lvl 15 or something, is this true?
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>>164618130
You can get the Griffin armor at 11th I think. I recommend using the Temerian armor in the beginning, you can buy it from the merchant you save in White Orchard. Then maybe switch to Nilfgaard armor(bought at Crow's Perch) until you get some witcher gear. I usually do that. At least it's better looking than the garbage you normally find at early levels. Both Temerian and Nilfgaard armors were free DLC's.
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>>164618616
Oh, I don't have any of the DLC's yet.
I purchased witcher 3 at eb last week (i was in there real quick, was in a rush - i needed a new headset, just happened to see tw3 on the shelf for cheap) I happened to pick up just hte base game, not the GOTY. the GOTY version seems to be sold out everywhere according to the research I've done.

Apparently I can do something like import my game to steam, but then I lose medals or awards or some shit on GoG.

I haven't yet decided what I'm going to do, and I haven't really asked anyone about what I should do, coz I'/ve been playing the game and havin fun so far.

If anyone has any info/tips on what I should do - to import to steam, then get some free DLC's and maybe pick up the 'license' or w/e the fuck it is at a later date when it's on sale, lemme know.
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Currently reading 'Time of Contempt". Does anytbody have a link for a better translation? The one I'm reading clearly wasn't translated by an english speaker.
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>>164619147
The DLC's I'm talking about were free to all the base game owners. There is 14 of them(few armors for Geralt, alternative outfits for Triss, Yen, Ciri, few short quests and New Game +) and CDPR released them weekly after the game came out. You can download them from GoG if you haven't already, use either Galaxy or download them manually. Google it up, you'll find the details.
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>>164619837
many thanks anon, I'll do that :D
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>>164618130
Go with whatever you think looks cool
Game is easy enough
The basic cat armor with no upgrades looks okay
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Wow I underestimated this heart of stone DLC
first that sick boss fight, then a relaxing party and now a fucking bank heist, feels like it's one of those movies
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>>164558454
What the fuck is that hideous shit?
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WHY the fuck am I so fucking bad at GWENT

I've been stuck at 1550 for an entire week now after goign from 1100 to 1600 in 3 days

Are some decks just hardwired to not be good or something? Or is my brain fucked up and too stupid to be good?
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>>164544287
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>>164551618
Synthol injections
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>>164627163
just run pfi if you care so much
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>>164559721
Is he going to take them all away and hold hands?
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>>164625252
Delete this and leave
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>>164600228
I wish I were in your spot again. TW3 was such a great adventure on my first playthrough and was so satisfying as a bookfag and game fan.
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>>164600725
Trissfags BTFO when will they learn? :^)
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>>164627931
everyone runs 2-3 Mardroemes in their decks, in the unlikely event that they don't, or they don't draw any, it's still not a guaranteed victory. I've had a very easy time defeating Mardroeme decks lately.
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Are any of you guys happy with your lives?
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>>164632142
i'm not
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good morning :3
had some hot Triss and coffee?
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Tfw PFI fags insta GG when you frost their first 2 PFIs.
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>>164633336
PFI 4 lyfe

>>164632142
I like it
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Ok so I'm playing Witcher 3 without really playing the previous witchers, other than a bit of 2.

Got just 1 question about Ciri. Is she Geralt's daughter? If so why did that king guy want me to find her? Is the king guy cucked by my man Geraldo?

if the answer is spoilers then lemme know
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>>164635227
Go look up recap videos on YouTube at the very least, you'll enjoy the game much more
Ciri is the emperors daughter by blood but Geralt raised her for some time so they have a father daughter relationship
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>>164635227
Ciri is his adoptive daughter, its kind of a long story. She's kind of a payment of sorts, but not from the King.
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>>164635563
>tfw you'll never receive qt loli as payment.
why exist?
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>>164635891
>tfw not a pedophile
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>>164635517
Did that before I started, but cheers.

Gonna avoid the rest of the thread for fear of spoilers so thanks boys
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>>164636085
>implying father-daughter love is not the purest love
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>>164636085
Adult Ciri is Geralt-sexual
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>>164637723
always been.
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>>164598062
>finish witcher 1 for the first time
>immediately start witcher 2
>do you want to import your save file?
>do I ever! Can't wait to see how Geralt's relationship with best girl developed
>lol, nope, it didn't work out - here's a thirsty cumbucket instead

WHAT THE FUCK
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>>164626389
Dragon age stronk independent elv (goblin) lol
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>>164600609
Why is dandelion such a fruitcake? Even by medieval standards
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>>164576973
Well, the question between the two I suppose is: Do you want someone who's a cunt behind your back or a cunt to your face?

Both are a 10/10, so in terms of physical appearance, there's no question there.
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>>164637845
>finish Witcher 1 and love it many years ago
>immediately buy and start the 2nd
>quit because I couldn't come to like the combat
>ignore every bit of news and footage of Witcher 3 till a few days ago where I bought it on sale and watched a recap of 2
Feels weird but same this is a good game
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>>164638921
It took some time for me to get used to witcher 2 combat as well. My advice - ignore the tutorial. It throws too much information at you and doesn't give any time to actually practice any of that shit.

I got used to controls and combat by the end of prologue. Currently in chapter 1. The game plays well. I can't believe how fucking pretty it is. Possibly the prettiest game i've ever played and it's not even cirrent gen.

The only beef that i have is that mouse sensitivity only actually affects the camera movement. The speed of the mouse in menus is still slow as all fuck
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>>164638053
they really fucked him up in tw3. he is so fucking unlikable and if you didnt bro it up and tag team a succubus in tw2 how is anyone supposed to like him.
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>>164579263
>>164576973
>better in all repects
How about being nice? She's certainly not better at that.
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>>164579138
Imagine the putrid stench of Phillipa's owl shits that even disgusted Dijikstra
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>>164581476
>Sometimes not making an argument is like making the best argument of all.

This is the delusion of a Trissfag shortly before death
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>>164639329
I'm not sure I'll ever replay the first two games. Even though I liked the first one I was getting sick of downers by the end of it. I just finished hearts of stone and am planning on giving the books a shot after blood and wine. Maybe after all that I'll replay the trilogy
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>mfw i never send GG
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>>164507983
Schirru
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>>164585121
Triss is garbage and CDPR couldn't fix her because she is just a secondary character that Geralt never loved romantically but they forced her as one in TW2. Her character arc is staid and betrays her personality established in TW1.

>>164581080
There is no point in talking to the Trisstard--he is beyond reason.
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>>164640790
>claims that a personality traits have objective rankings.
>the other guy is beyond reason.
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>>164642732
>one guy relies on the principles of moral philosophy
>the other one copypastes his own leddit posts and rants about how Trissfu and Geralt are the OTP because they sometimes look at each other
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Has anyone tried the winter mod? Does it look any good ingame?
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>trissautist had a mental breakdown again because he got triggered by fucking tumblr
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>>164645465
Need more context here.
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>>164645592
someone said how triss fans are dumb waifufags and the autist got triggered into the kind of spammy posts he used to make here before his ban. the details don't really matter, it's just funny how here he pretends he's all about spreading love and shit but in truth he hasn't changed a bit
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>>164645941
Why tumblr though?
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>>164646023
dunno? i just visit it for fan art but i check out the drama when i see it and he spams the same shit everywhere so it's very easy to spot him
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>>164646114
Oh, I thought you meant his rants in this thread.
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>>164646234
oh, sorry for the confusion. his rants in this thread are mostly just copy pasted from his reddit comments and he tries his best not to look like a raving waifu lunatic over there
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They should reduce the thinking time for crying out loud holy shit
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>>164640179
Um, I made plenty of arguments why Triss and Geralt are so lovely together, and I merely explained a few looks they exchange that are subtle and loving. It's only one aspect of their relationship I love.

>>164640790
Nah, Trissfu has an an amazing character arc and seeing her grow is wonderful. My Geralt definitely loves her. Her TW1 portrayal was a mixture of multiple sorceresses and she truly begins to shine as a character in TW2 and TW3.
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>tfw they keep nerfing my gwentfu
It's not fair bros. +1 Srt to all elves wasn't that much! And it makes sense lore-wise
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>>164648374
What's the lore behind her?
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>>164648458
She is kinda like Jeanne d'Ark of the Witcher world
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After going through dark mode on TW2 (just started chapter 3), I am convinced the higher difficulties aren't worth it. Would I miss out on anything significant on normal difficulty in TW3?
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>>164648763
Dark mode is easy if you've played the game before and know the best builds and can complement them with the dark mode exclusive armors, but it's not a good way to play the game for the first time.

As for TW3, it's generally easier than TW2. It's difficult right at the beginning when you haven't unlocked many skills yet but it becomes a cakewalk less than halfway through. You won't miss out on anything on normal difficulty, but the game will probably become a bit boring later on.
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>>164648458

Kamikaze attack on humans.
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So what's the real reason Saskia wasn't in TW3?

becuase I really wanted to fug her
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never blown more loads to an animated character in my life

and I really enjoyed Bioshock Infinite
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>>164649816
forgot to attach glorious pic
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>>164649889
>>164649816
>fapping to daughterfus
kys you degenerate.
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>>164649756
CDPR killed her off in a comic
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>>164649816
>and I really enjoyed Bioshock Infinite
stop
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>>164650000
nice quads.

and it's like tw2 didn't matter at all.
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>>164649756
>>164650000
This can't be real
You guys are memeing me?
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d*mn, the "family matters" quest line is incredible. I am satisfied, very satisfied, and i've not yet quite finished it.

I JUST LOOKED AT THE HORSE

I KNOW WHAT IS COMING

I KNOW TWINS WHEN I SEE '
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>>164650951
It's more like TW2 mattered selectively. Nilfgaardian invasion, Radovid going on a genocidal rampage, Roche, Ves and Philippa mattered, but stuff like the intricacies of Northern kingdoms' politics and Iorveth and Saskia didn't. In terms of choice and consequence the only real things that mattered were Letho's fate and, funnily enough, whether you got the damn tattoo or not.

>>164651124
Not a meme, it's from the comic that came with Hearts of Stone so you can check it out yourself. At the end, Dandelion laments that he couldn't tell a happy story about Vergen and Saskia as she's implied to have died when Vergen fell to Nilfgaard.
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>>164651293
It was great, yeah.
What ending did you get?
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>>164651626
so the prologue and epilogue? i'll stand by my statement then.
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>>164651698
i'm not yet done! it just keeps going. Goddamn.
way earlier I chose to save the guy in the barn that was on fire but I couldn't stop myself running over to the baron, after I glimpsed him, and seeing that he was targetable, I punched him in the face - queue cutscene - I felt bad for the dude in the barn, but I realized I would have more than likely done exactly the very same irl. Old mate's brother needs to man the fuck up and save him. No idea what happened to them, but it felt damn good to beat the shit outa ol baron.
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>>164650572
mmm baby I loved my Elizabeth R34

but even that doesn't come close to vanilla, ingame Ciri :3
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>>164651934
Enjoy, the ending is really good, and sad, depends on what you get.
You could save the dude in the barn and fuck the shit out of the Baron.
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>>164651884
Not really, the Nilfgaardian invasion only happens because of all the shit that Emhyr caused throughout TW2. Roche and Ves become friends with Geralt as the game progresses and Philippa gets captured and mutilated in chapter 3, so it's not just the prologue and epilogue.

But if instead of "TW2 didn't matter" you meant that the choices from TW2 didn't matter then yeah of course, no one would argue against that.
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>>164652038
i had a feeling that would be the case but my impulsive nature made things different.
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i want to hug anarietta
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>>164654025
i want to fug anarietta
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>>164654025
Me too :3
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>>164654025
There's no way Annarietta didn't want BIG WITCHER COCK
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>>164654335

DELETE THIS

>>164654203

i want to smother my face in her bum
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>>164654449
Maybe, but she prefers dominating Dandelion's sweet boi pussy :3
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>>164654543
true

but I bet after Geralt stands up to her for saying he's doing a shit job that her beagles could do better, for once in her life, someone isn't being a beta toadie towards her, I bet she stroked herself silly


No one can resists BWC
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>>164654689
Good point. I bet that's why she lets Geralt stay in Toussaint no matter what, she's probably waiting for him to make a move on her and fuck her silly
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>>164654894

My Geralt brings her to the vineyard every night and lets Ciri watch
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>>164654506
tremendous pic
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>>164655098
That's hot
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>>164655098
>Damien gets posted outside the bedroom door to "stand guard" while his precious duchess and Geralt have consensual sex in the missionary position
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>>164655332

While BB stares at him, offering to play Gwent.

>>164655318

she smells like wine, too
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>>164643343
They both seem like copypastas desu
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>>164652086
>ywn lick her cheekbones
Why live.
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>>164655332

please delete this

>>164655318

I want to spend my seed so deep inside it hurts her womb.
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stop with the lewd stuff

this is a game of exploration and slaying monsters
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>>164655962
slaying pussy more like
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>>164655962

and ploughing women
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>>164656125
>>164656119
no.
that's what real life is for.
videogames are for slaying monsters and doing quests
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>>164656392
but what if the quest is to slay some pussy?
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>>164656392

There's literally quests that require you to fuck women.
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>>164656516
>>164656698
Stop, I'm busy slaying beasts. I have no time for such things!
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>>164656392
>games are being made and played and spoken about in ways I don't personally approve of
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>>164656856
Are you suuuuuure?
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>>164656856

namefags are literally the worst
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>>164656867
>>164656945
>>164657025
Lewdness is not for videogames. We must focus on slaying the dangerous creatures of the realms, anons.
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pls let's just get along, both waifufags and nonwaifufags alike, ok?
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>>164657207
okay anon, I wasn't trying to cause strife, just memeing a little. I'm having a lot of fun slaying beasts and stuff in game
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>>164657207
heh

what a cute bunny
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>>164657279
don't worry about it, the general is big enough for everyone. i'm glad you're enjoying the game though, it's a fun game :3
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At least it's not Triss.
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I just learned I can knock enemies down onto the ground and then slay them in one hit. Wew. Almost feels as good as taking a poop as the sun is rising. .
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>>164657798
downright glorious!
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Damn man the autist who keeps spamming this thread really needs to die holy shit
I like Triss and all but damn he's so fucking annoying fucking faggot you type like a fuckin pussy too
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>>164658105
Sorry I fail to meet your criteria, but tough luck, I'm here to stay and love my Trissfu :3
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>>164658264

I let Menge have fun with Triss
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>>164658457
I also let Triss get tortured sometimes because it leads to a scene where she shows her badass side and how she can take care of herself.

Still, I rather just kill them all, Trissfu doesn't need to prove anything to my Geralt and he doesn't want to see her getting hurt.
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>>164658629
autism
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>>164658714
love
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What would /wtc/ be without our disdain of Trissfags to unite us?
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>>164658784
>trissfag(s)
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>>164658784
I don't know anon, /wtc/ is pretty great for me. My favorite Triss worshiping ground :3
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>>164658784
a better place
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i only come here for cute girls
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>>164659136
Anna is the cutest!
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>>164659136
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>>164659305
>holding her own hands

C-CUTE

>ywn hold hands with her
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>>164659312

shiny

>>164659305

I want to stick my willy in her hands
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>newfag who only started playing witcher 2 recently after a gog sale
Good god lads, why is this game so good and why are there so few rpgs like that around
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Fucking Annarietta is fine until she gets a hissy fit for some minor reason and orders your dick chopped off.
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AHHHH I KEEP SKIPPING THE END GAME SCREEN LIKE A TWAT

i don't know what ore tier I'm on for the day. is there another way to see your tier progress?
(gwent)
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>>164659749

>upsetting her in anyway

plus she likes willful men more than betas like dandelion
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>>164651934
>save the dude from the barn
>later on get stopped by some random peasant in crow's perch
>it's the guy I saved
>he wanted to thank me and gave me some coin
it's the little things
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>>164659924
She is a spoiled Duchess after all, they get upset for no apparent reason, maybe the soup that day was too hot, maybe it was raining and she wanted to take a walk outside, maybe she doesn't like the color of your shirt, but either way your dick is getting chopped off on her whim.

Dandelion gets the most pussy out of all the characters with the exception of maybe Philippa. Annarietta fucked him silly.
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>>164659739
do you mean 3
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Lads what the fuck did I put in the oven if it wasn't his kid?

actual story spoiler open with caution :^)
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>>164660875
it was his kid
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>>164660875
It WAS it's kid, there was a secret hatch at the back of the oven, the priest opens it and takes the baby out, Geralt put Quen on the baby anyway which would have kept it safe for a bit at least
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>>164661040
>>164661003
I just realized that I'm a retard myself thanks lads, I remembered the hatch on the other side from when I first searched the house but I didn't put it all together

I still slaughtered three of his men those guys did nothing wrong
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>>164661151
Yeah, I'm not a fan of how that quest was handled.
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>>164660875

it was your triss action figure
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who here fapped to any character from the game at least once? be honest lads
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>the ugliest man alive

That's a bit harsh isn't it

Whoever wrote that certainly hasn't encountered Triss
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>>164661443
me, only Ciri, multiple times. Felt good, man


I never was a waifufag before Witcher 3 but now I feel it's part of my identity
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>>164661493
kek
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>>164661409
If I had a Triss action figure the last thing I would do is throw her in the oven. I would rather throw her on the bed and ransack her.


>>164661493
Trissfu is not a man and she is a fine beauty. I like her freckles, her eyes and her thick hair. Her lips a full and sensual, inviting for a kiss. Her waist is 22 inches of perfection and her legs and ass are gorgeous.
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>>164661727
>pic
what an ugly pig
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>>164661853
Nah, she is breathtaking, but I wouldn't mind some mud wrestling with her :3
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>>164661548
She looks so disinterested that it's unnerving.
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>>164661443
No, I'm not at that level of waifufaggotry(and hope I never am)


I do browse through my cute screenshots of Yen before I go to bed though
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>>164662047
>I do browse through my cute screenshots of Yen before I go to bed though
I do the same with Triss, it makes my dreams vivid and pleasant :3
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>>164662186
>>164661548
delete this
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>>164660356
No i mean 2
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Who should play Ciri in the inevitable movie?

I'd say no one. Real women aren't perfect like her.
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just stumbled upon the rock troll that thinks he is a redanian soldier. he is now my favorite npc in any game.
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>>164662617
Gianna Michaels is about the only woman I trust to be able to take a cock like Ciri can.
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>>164662658

smarter than the average redanian soldier.
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>>164662919
bad choice, she can't take it well in the ass unlike Ciri. I'd say Riley Reid
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>>164662658
The game has lots of great minor NPCs

Just met this lad on Skellige
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>>164662919
Delete this
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Gerald
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>>164662976
>fucking ciri's dirty ass and not her divine cock virgin pussy
kys
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>>164663116
>not double teaming her
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which ciri's hole is your favorite?
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>>164663116
>virgin pussy
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@trissautist, does this look do anything for you?
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Ciri got fucked by the Bloody Baron
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>>164664205
What is wrong with you anon?
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>>164664138
She's a nice looking girl, no denying there, but I'm not into redheads in general and I don't see that much of Trissfu in her facial wise desu. She did some nice Triss cosplays though.

The one thing I regret not being able to see in TW3 is Triss with her legendary hair loose. I tried some mods but none do her justice.
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oh hey
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>>164662658
>Let him paint
>It's pretty damn good
>"Noo.. Is uggoly.. Mans kind, but is Uggoly"
CUTE
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I still don't get why he's talking about time and gingerbread here.

Is it symbolism for anything? Why gingerbread specifically?

Geralt even brings it up when he talks to Gaunter in the inn where he kills that guy with his spoon
>Time is a marvelous plaything
>Geralt: and a great spice to use in gingerbread
>Ahh, so you WERE listening
What is the importance there?
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>>164664820
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holy shit i just saw a whale while sailing
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>>164665752

kill it for good loot
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>>164665752
It's a pity you can't hunt them.
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> Beat a streamer
> I decide to go and congratulate him for using Ge'els, it takes skill to play with him
> Get insulted and accused of sniping

k.
I know is my fault, I shouldn't have said anything.

>>164664820

Annarietta looks older.
>>164662658
Yeah, Trolls are awesome.
This one, Trololo, and the one guarding ''Reuven''s treasure are cute.

Although is a bit weird, the trolls in TW2 were smarter, right?
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>>164666660
which streamer? chaotic priest? ive never seen a more unlikeable streamer than him.
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>>164666660

different kinds of trolls. the ones in witcher 2 were wood trolls and the ones in witcher 3 are stone trolls
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>>164666921
EEJOT


WHAT TROLL DO IN LAIR?
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>>164665334
The first conversation foreshadowed his time manipulation ability and I think the gingerbread itself was a metaphor for souls. He doesn't just want souls, he enjoys making pacts and watching people squirm as they try to weasel their way out of the deal. Time plays a part in that, as the longer he waits, the more desperate people become, the more enjoyment he gets out of it. Sometimes he uses time manipulation for the heck of it because he likes it, but it's not the be all end all goal of his actions.

At least that's my take on it.
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>>164666970

stick it in triss
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I bought the addons in the sale and am currently installing the game again after not having touched my save since my initial playthrough
Can I beat the DLCs with a completely red build or will it be too hard?
Also, have there any missions been added since I played? I think I finished the game right around the time they released that one quest with the villagers getting turned into pigs or something
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>>164667212
Triss was definitely repeatedly violated by that troll
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>>164667212
That troll in TW2 definitely fondled Trissfu. My Geralt forgave him only because he too likes fondling Trissfu. Trolls, elves, dwarves, humans, they all express the desire to make love to Trissfu in TW2 but she is Geralt's only :3
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>>164666725

Nah, it was some small slav streamer.
I was happy to see an original deck, not particularly good, mixing minions and weather (?), so I decided to go and congratulate him.

I agree about chaoticpriest.
Holy shit, I've seen his stream a few times and he gets incredibly salty. He almost never sends GG, he makes huge misplays and reckless moves and then blames ''The RNG''.
No, man. If you waste all your units in the first 2 rounds, of course you are going to draw some useless special card in the last round, is is obvious, don't blame ''RNGesus''.

And damn, I admire how he rants and complains about ST when he plays SK, and then does the same about SK when he plays ST.
>>164666921

Uh, that makes sense...
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>>164667904

of course it makes sense it's true
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>>164667426
bump
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Was he one of us?
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>>164669169
Just check the DLC if you are on PC, I think there is one more with miners that adds a quest.

Expansion wise you can go into them as a standalone where they hand you a leveled up Geralt or you can go into them with your own Geralt through the main game, the recommended levels are 30 for Hearts of Stone and 35 for Blood and Wine.
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>>164669335
>>164669169
Oh and one you definitely don't have is Wolf School Gear treasure hunt, and I don't think you would have "Skellige's Most Wanted" either.

There is a point in the in game menu where they list all the DLC you have installed and tell you how to access/find it
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Sometimes i like to imagine that, deep down at his inner most core, Geralt is just Tigtone made Witcher.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-J3nJerAyQ&t=615s
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>>164669880
>>164669335
I see, thanks
Is the Wolf Gear actually good? I already have to go upgrade the Cat Gear once i respect my Sign Geralt into Melee Geralt
I miss the times when Igni was broken
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>>164670193
I think it's medium armor but it's a nice trip because it's Geralt's Witcher 1 armor
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>>164662658
Witcher's trolls a cute. CUTE!
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>>164670234
I only care about stats to be honest
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>>164670340
Well then ur a pleb

But either way medium armor would mean that it doesn't give you the cat school techniques bonus where each piece of light armor makes you cut people harder
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>>164670467
Completely forgot that those technique skills exist and it isn't the armor pieces themselves that give the best bonuses
Where do I get mutagens from? I also just remembered that those exist and IIRC my Geralt only has blue ones
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>>164670629
>Where do I get mutagens from?
Enemies drop them

If you have a red skill and a red mutagen they link up and the mutagen bonus improves

You should probably at least have a couple weak enemy specific ones from when you killed werewolves and wyverns

Red mutagens are too rare to be honest
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>>164670768
I remember people complaining about them being too rare and laughing all day because I was specced into blue
Serves me right, extremely late karma hitting me now that I probably sold all of mine
>You should probably at least have a couple weak enemy specific ones from when you killed werewolves and wyverns
I sure fucking hope so, otherwise I'm gonna have to run around farming those things in the DLC
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>>164667904
Why is Witcher so big in Russia? Like 2/3rds of the Gwent streams are always Russian.
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>>164672417
What mod is this? Your Yennefer looks different than in my game
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>>164672541
That's not Yennefer silly, it's Trissfu, the love of my Geralt's life. The picture was taken in Kovir, where they live together :3
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what the FUCK i keep dying to these wraith nurses in the nuthouse dungeon. they like 3-shot me
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Okay I finished downloading and installing the game
>load Something Ends, Something Begins save
>have like 15 open quests that are all 10 levels below me
Do you guys think I should just go into NG+ and play the main story all over again?
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>>164670234
>because it's Geralt's Witcher 1 armor
Didn't he wear the manticore armor in 1? I don't remember seeing the wolf armor
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>>164674287
I think I'm just gonna do an entire playthrough anyway
Is NG+ even worth it or should I just do a new save?
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>>164675242
I don't even know what carries over to be honest
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>>164674365
I think Lamber or someone might wear Wolf armor in 1, I'm not sure though

But yes Manticore is the main thing Geralt wears all the time in that game
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Does anyone have that picture of Triss, Philippa and someone else dressed as basic bitches?
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>>164678241
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who do you lads think the song about the giant slaying should be about? they would have all died without Geralt's help but an Crate got the last hit

and who should be kang/queen of Skellige?

>strong, independent woman that need no Niflgaard
>qt
>teases Geralt about his gf
>clever
>that jarl thinks she should be queen
>a woman
>kind of mean
>didn't beat Geralt in the race
>put a butterknife on the table and not something cool like an axe
>couldn't even lift a curse without help and honestly that wasn't that big of an adventure


>great guy, pretty based
>walked through the crucible and came out alive
>slew a giant
>cool dude
>born leader
>reckless to a fault
>honestly kind of an idiot
>got everyone except himself and two people who were captured killed
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Anyone else had the bug after the goat escort quest in Witcher 3, which caused all the peasants in Velen give you generic panic/scared responses EVERYWHERE for no reason, forever?
Can't find a solution through Google anywhere.
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>>164679021
lmao

are you sure you aren't just riding past peasants while the game considers you to be in combat, meaning you aggro'd some dog or a bandit that is chasing you somewhere far off screen?
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>>164679098
No, because I fast traveled, meditated, and reloaded multiple times, to no effect. I even backtracked and killed everything moving in the general vicinity of the quest area.
The only thing that helped is reloading before doing the quest.
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>>164679204
Have you considered embarking on that quest again to see what happens?

If you reload to right before you finish it and continue on, does it keep happening?
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>>164679339
I haven't actually tested it yet, because I don't feel like escorting that goddamn fucking piece of shit goat three times
I'm just pre-emptively asking here if there's anyone here who is familiar with this
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>>164678821
I'm a modest guy desu so I let Hjalmar take the credit

Cerys is smart and reserved, a patriot, and not blinded by dumb traditions

Hjalmar however is a fucking bro, the kind of guy that would fight his heart out no matter how badly the odds were stacked against him, He seems like he'd enjoy being a warrior more than a king
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>>164661151
>>164661195
They don't die though, Geralt surprisingly spares them.
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>>164678821
Well for your first question
I would think Geralt has no need for such fame and it was Hjalmar's mission to begin with so I gave it to him

As for the 2nd I feel Cerys is the obvious choice. You had to save Hjalmar from certain doom that he had gotten himself into wherease in Cerys quest line she basically gets rid of the demon all by herself, pretty fucking clever. She's a much better ruler even if not as useful on the battlefield. Inciting the wrath of the empire is not a good idea no matter how ingrained raiding may be to your culture. It is much better to progress in a different matter when threatened by such a force. After saying all this I still fucking love Hjalmar. During the battle of Kaer Morhen he tackles one of the wild hunt riders back into their portal only to appear a few seconds later alone through another portal. Covered in frost he says "I've had colder nights back home" or something like that
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>>164680671
I set those men on fire, anon.

And the cutscene following the slaughter clearly shows Geralt fucking executing the last survivor
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>>164661443
Ciri for sure
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>>164680836
It does, however when they fall down they have the unconscious animation, and in the patch that was released with Blood and Wine an animation was added for finishing people off with a knockdown instead of a kill, in my recent playthrough Geralt used that on those three soldiers.

It's really weird, it seems the quest's story was changed and they kept that mocap scene and then thought: "oh shit, why would Geralt have to kill those soldiers?" and tried to fix it later.

Anyway, the best choice for that quest is fighting the demon.
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>respec into Ursine/Alchemy build before heading to Toussaint
>can use 3 decotions and a potion no problem now
>but Geralt looks like he has super aids in every cut scene
Guess I gotta keep using white honey and meditating

>>164515465
Ay I just finished it yesterday. God damn great expansion, loved all the missions and bosses.
Did you at least get the viper sword?
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What should I craft?

Kayran and Avallac'h?
Ciri: Dash and Triss?
Zoltan Animal tamer and Roche?
Morkvarg?
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>>164681179
>Anyway, the best choice for that quest is fighting the demon.
Mind explaining with a spoiler? Does it drop good loot or is the fight cool? I just let Cerys solve it herself
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>>164681268
what do you play?
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>>164681310
It is just a leshen fight reskin, the atmosphere is cool though, don't really remember any cool loot from the fight though, also Cerys does not really mind if you go the Witcher way even if it requires Geralt to tell her he does not really trust her.
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why do all the food items have to look so delicious?

and the crunching noise when you consume onE I'M IN FUCKING COLLEGE CDPR IM EATING BEANS OUT OF A FUCKING CAN THAT MY PARENTS GAVE ME WITH KETCHUP FUCKING STOP
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>>164681837
the pierogis/dumplings make me really hungry
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>>164681983
it's all the meat that really does me rotten

i can't make meat, my whole room would smell of oil forever also it's expensive, time intensive and complicated
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>>164672145
Polish fantasy and science fiction is historically very popular in russia, since writers from 2nd world countries had easier time getting published here.
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>>164681368

Skellige and ST when I want to win.
NR when I want to fuck around.

I don't play Monsters cause I'm missing the Kayran and Avallac'h, which I think are almost a must these days.

I don't think I ''need'' any card right now, but those that mentioned sound fun.

Specially Dash and Morkvarg.
Dash and Ciri seem good as they are Neutral.
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>>164672145
Poland is Russian clay 2b honest
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>>164666660
the redanian soldier is trololo though?
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>>164683516

Yeah. Trololo is the Redanian soldier.
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>>164681837
WHY DON'T YOU GET YOUR ASS AND GET A JOB SO YOU'LL GET FOOD
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Yennefer what are you doing

Yennefer what the hell are you wearing

Yennefer stop that that is not why Ciri brought you here
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>>164662047
It would be more normal and less waifu faggy if you just fapped tbqh
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>>164640790
>Triss is garbage and CDPR couldn't fix her because she is just a secondary character that Geralt never loved romantically but they forced her as one in TW2. Her character arc is staid and betrays her personality established in TW1.
Triss is fine in TW2 since it's just a story about her taking advantage of Geralt's amnesia in a really sad childish way until circumstances inevitably reveal her duplicity.

It's the half-assed redemption arc in TW3 that ruined her.
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>>164685015
I just want a gf that looks like her fampai, she's the embodiment of everything I find attractive in a girl, long black hair, the facial structure, the slender body and long legs(the best of all)
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>>164685519
You need magic though, Yennefer was a hunchback.
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>>164685519
Dark hair/fair skin/light eyes is rare but it exists and almost any girl can get in shape. If they try. Lift some weights, dress nice, and one day you too will meet a girl somewhere on the Liv Tyler-Kate Beckinsale-Eva Green axis of brunettes.
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>>164685627
yes yes I know all that, I don't want Yen, just a girl that looks like her

> Lift some weights, dress nice, and one day you too will meet a girl somewhere on the Liv Tyler-Kate Beckinsale-Eva Green axis of brunettes.

I already do all that I'm just immensely lazy
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>>164685774
Pretend to not be lazy. Eventually you really won't be. Fake it till you make it.
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>>164685627
Nah, Yennefer specifically needed magic. Many would not. There's nothing about her TW3 design that's unnatainable for a real woman with some genetic luck and work. Some of the other women are much more improbable.
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>>164686032
Yennefer could have achieved the same with some deadlifts desu senpai

so even have a hunched back is no excuse for women
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>>164662047
>Welcome...to die!

dat X-men nostalgia
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>>164686032
And yet Triss still couldn't fix her wrinkles.
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>>164686279
You can lift away scoliosis?

Plus she's a century old so she'd be leather bag or a corpse without magic at this point.
>>
Still on my first playthrough. I want to romance Yen. But I havent met her yet. But Im on the bench at the festival with triss right now and she's raising flags. If I respond positively can I still romance Yen later. Also dont want to break triss's heart.
>>
So what's the consensus on CDPR in the thread these days? Any chance Cyberpunk will actually have a satisfying ending without a massive post-release patch?

>>164686527
My theory is that she never learned to make the skin rejuvenation cream or whatever properly and just had some other mages do it. When she left the lodge and went into hiding nature took its course.

Still kept the figure somehow though.
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>>164686550
not completely, but it helps a hell of a lot
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>no sorceress-level magic
>still the prettiest gal in the universe
Dem elven genes.
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>>164686723
You will have an oppurtunity to lock in your romance with triss later on in her questline, you will know it because it will have a big fat "I love you" as a dialogue option, if you want to romance Yen, just don't pick it

If you want to see the incredibly lewd sex scene with Triss then go ahead, you can use console commands to disable your romance with her, the game will act like you haven't romanced her and you can Romance yen as you like
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>>164661443
>who here fapped to any character from the game at least once? be honest lads

That bar wench Geralt rescues in TW1
Shani
Morenn the Dryad
Lady of the Lake
Triss
Sile
Philippa
Saskia
Yennefer
Ciri
Keira
That generic ginger NPC
Several of the sorceress NPCs from Novigrad
Annarietta
Syanna
The bird chick in Touissant (but only while birdy)
The Water Hag

Man when I list them all like that it seems pretty bad.
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>>164686837
>ugly scar
>low poly hair
>ugly dyed hair
No thank you
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>>164686723
It'll be pretty obvious what the point of no return is.

>Also dont want to break triss's heart.
It comes pre-broken between games because CDPR wimped out. What you're seeing right now is an ex carefully trying to weasel her way back into Geralt's pants.
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>>164687052
>hideous skin
>dumb Pippi Longstockings hair
>didn't even get a unique eyecolor, shares it with half of the game's population
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>>164686983
So nothing I say right now locks me in. Thanks
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>>164686837
Eugenics is a hell of a drug.

>>164687052
>>164687196
What could have been....
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>>164687270
If it'll make it easier I'm sure the thread would be more than happy to redpill you on Triss's character if this is your first game.
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>>164687270
>So nothing I say right now locks me in. Thanks

or do :')
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>>164687196
Triss is so ugly lmao
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>>164687314
Make her eyes stand apart just a little bit more and she looks like that animal from Ice Age

>>164687270
The point where you can innate the romance is every obvious, you won't just accidentally romance Triss if you don't want to.
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>>164688498
>, you won't just accidentally romance Triss if you don't want to.
Well let's not assume anything. Remember that guy that told Ciri she couldn't visit the grave to "toughen her up"?
>>
How do I make the GPS line on the map point to my map marker instead of whatever quest I have selected?
Sorry if it's obvious, I haven't played this game in ages
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>>164689216
That guy will surely make a great father one day.

Makes me think I should have gone into psychology, I could make a living off of that kid alone
>>
so when is lady of the lake getting an official translation?
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faggots have now created a decktracker for your entire deck as well as recording your opponents. I hope CDPR cracks down on this. Knowing what is and isn't remaining in your decks is part of the skill of a card game, especially one with as many random pulls as gwent
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>>164690318
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrzej_Sapkowski#Series_novels
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>>164690410
oh shit not too long
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>>164690318
>>164690410
>tfw don't want it to be over

I still haven read the official translation of Tower of the Swallows.
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>>164690527
How are the fan translations?
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>>164690625
Bad but maybe worth it if you're desperate and your standards are low.
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>>164690771
I already read the official German translations, I was just asking out of interest
Whoever publishes these things really dropped the ball in getting them out in time when Witcher 2 and 3 renewed interest in the series, huh?
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>>164690878
They also published them out of order. Real smart. I wonder how many people read Blood of elves thinking "who the fuck is this Ciri chick and why do I care" before dropping it.
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>>164690878
Wie schlecht sind die Übersetzungen Brudi? Bin am nachdenken ob die deutschen eventuell besser sind als die englischen, und ich bin nicht willig zu lernen wie Polakken reden
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>>164691662
Die sind super akzeptabel, habe absolut keine Probleme mit ihnen gefunden
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>>164692059
So is that better or worse? I'd probably classify the English ones as "acceptable to good", just barely.

And yeah not that Anon, and I'm replying in English so as not to embarrass myself. I can read German much better than I can write it.
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>>164692368
I dunno man, it's a fucking series of fantasy books
The language seems natural and every piece of dialog that is sarcastic as fuck (i.e. 90% of all dialog) still makes me laugh
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>>164692484
>I dunno man, it's a fucking series of fantasy books
And fantasy is all the same quality? Some of the dialogue and prose, especially in the earlier English translated books, comes off a bit stilted/unnatural. Have you noticed that in German?
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>>164692676
Nope, that's why I said the language seems natural
>And fantasy is all the same quality?
I'm just saying you don't expect to be vowed by its clever use of language
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>>164692786
>I'm just saying you don't expect to be vowed by its clever use of language
Read better fantasy famalam
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wild hunt warriors should get 2 base strength
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>>164693045
Imlerith stole all their protein shakes.
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>>164692948
Not every writer can be Pratchett and I'm ok wih that
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>>164693045
No.
Base strength is exclusive to SK
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>>164693104
read Roger Zelazny familia
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>>164684884
MUH FUCKING DICK!!!!!!
thanks for posting anon
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>>164690365
>Knowing what is and isn't remaining in your decks is part of the skill of a card game, especially one with as many random pulls as gwent
>not "Knowing is half the battle"
Knowing is as easy as writing your deck down with a pen and crossing off things as you go

It's not a skill or tactical ability, same as fags who want card keg-rarity to effect in-game power.
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>>164684884
>>164693512
She's gained some weight.
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MOTHER FUCKEN WEREWOLVES
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>>164694327
>>164694327
>>164694327
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