/ss13g/ - Spessman on a Spess Station General

First for hi

First for bye

third for medbay

>>164389136
The joke's on you I already am banned

Which waifus should feature in the space station 13 visual novel that will totally happen?

>>164389435
the banned ones like op picture

>>164389435
I thought we decided already what waifus to include

>>164389716
Who was it?

>>164389309
what ckey

>>164390052
Pomf123

>>164390378
>Pomf123
you deserved it you fucking chicken

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>>164389435
If Salem isnt the R&D Scientist within the visual novel then swear to god i will do a columbine!

>>164389993
I want Felicity and Ashe in it

>>164389435
does it end in tentacle rape for everyone

>>164389993
These
>>163960502

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18th for burbs

>>164389435
>ss13 visual novel
Because waifus weren't cringey enough

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>>164392209

>>164389435
>game starts
>can choose between getting a job on 3 different stations
>box is standard, 4 waifus and 3 big player controlled detective missions
>metaclub is easy, 6 waifus and 1 easy detective job
>defficiency has 1 waifu and 5 detective missions
>every station has an entirely new cast of characters for replayability

I've put top much thought into this, mostly I just want to see cool detective missions better than that la noir disappointment. However I can't draw or make music so it'll never happen.

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>>164392209

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>>164392306

>>164391607
Literally who

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>>164392631
He doesnt know the best scientist on the server.

>>164392391
if you can write we can just make it a text adventure
actual visuals are for girl kissing homos

why do other operatives take forever to get ready on nuke ops?
it takes me a few minutes and then I wait doing nothing for about 10 minutes
and their "plan" still sucks

>>164389435
Are we getting husbandos in it too?

>>164393709
Like who?

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here's your lunch

>>164394996
Thanks, I'll start with the one that looks like a mango

>>164394851
Like AILSA!

or patrick

>>164393114
I could do that, I might give it a shot then and maybe try to find an artist and music maker by the end.

If people are interested I'll make a few strawpolls to help decide which waifus to put in

vox need to lose their suits

also they need to be able to swallow small items and regurgitate them later when needed like actual birds

>>164396230
WE NEED HUSBANDOS TOO

>>164392839
I've been around for a few years now, and no, I don't know who the best scientist is.

Then again, I never interact with science.

;Help vox are talking me to their ship for erp!
What do you do?

Reminder Kaylie likes collars

>>164396912
It's the RD's pet cat

> botany gets insta plasma flooded
> first reaction is to plant kudzu for anti toxin and carrots for imidazoline
> second reaction is to put internals on
> third reaction is to try to set internals of my fellow collapsed botanist who I'd met a minute before
> fourth reaction is regret doing all of the above instead of just jumping into a disposals as I lie incapacitated by the plasma
JUST

>>164397061
Oh, fuck, I'm actually retarded. Of course that's who Salem is.

>join an hour late game of spess
>crew manifest shows no medical staff, go nurse
>viruses everywhere, first guy I run into has five
>go down to virology and make a 6 stand of antibodies
>fix someones lungs
>get ready to make another cure for even more viruses
>two borgs are waiting for me with stun batons in hand.
I tried. time to snooze.

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>>164392498

>>164397195
We opened like 15 virus crates

>0. Accomplish your objectives at all costs.
How does this void other laws if you aren't trying to fuck with AIs objectives? Or it can't be sure you aren't fucking with their objectives?
I don't understand.

>>164397152
A real space hero

You know what, becoming a slime was a science experience.
I learnt that slimes cannot survive in space.
Nor can they survive being hit by a shuttle.

>>164396230
I nominate Ailsa!
we need to have gay and straight paths too though
maybe just make it so the he/she stuff can be swapped so you only have to make the two lewd scenes?

>>164397308
It means you must concentrate your whole energy on the objectives, no time to follow other laws

>>164397308
Its like malf. It can't be purged or removed and overrides all other laws.

>>164397308
That just means the AI is a traitor
Can act like any other antag
If everyone's dead no one can bring the target back to life!

>>164397308
The general understanding is that if you're a traitor AI you can, like all other traitors, do whatever the fuck you want. Objectives are merely guidelines.
Law 0 could perhaps be reworded, I'll give you that.

>>164388978
I DON'T GET THE BELLPEPPER

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>>164397263

>try something with fire in atmos
>no other atmos tech or engineer, engine is set
>tell the captain and he gives me the ok
>bold and weld all doors to make sure nobody comes in
>tell over the public channel that im doing something dangerous and that nobody should come in
>captain says again he has my permission
>glasses break and all of atmos is on fire but its ok
>hot gas vented, turn off the valves, close the breaches and start using my foam extinguisher to cool it off, distro is intact
>trial admin angrily PMs me and asks me what i was doing
>"oh an experiment, i had permission and im fixing it"
>banned for 3 days because "did a stupid experiment in atmos and set it on fire"
that was three years ago on /vg/
i wont ever forget

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>>164397920

>>164397990
I would be mad too. Stupid trial admins.

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>>164398001

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>>164398190

vox are not birds

when are we going to ban the metaclub
when are we going to ban sawbones and his pupper retards
when are we going to send hippie back
when are we going to make /vg/station great again

>>164398353
Who is a member of the metaclub anyway?

>>164398353
>Banning the meta works
Looks like someone's new to gaming.

>>164398353
When you code it

>>164398407
sawbones
kolith
carshalash (one down)
avada
reica
julia (two down)
jidders
pretty much anyone who regulars on the discord, but the above are the biggest offenders

>>164398353
>when are we going to ban the metaclub
>when are we going to ban sawbones and his pupper retards
One and the same.
At the very least half were banned and kolith was removed, but sawbones is still admin for no reason

Also I hope you're not the "EVERYONE IS HIPPIES AHSAGASDFDF" shitposter.

>>164398542
no, only the people who audibly hate roleplay and get in the way of people trying to do it are hippie

>>164398703
oh so you are

>>164398763
wrong
i am not the aforementioned person who flips out with the 'toolboxing gay roleplayers in the teeth' pasta any time someone mentions hippie

>>164398521
>pretty much anyone who regulars on the discord, but the above are the biggest offenders

So almost every single admin from Pomf to the trialmins, and almost all of the coders plus a hundred or so players?

I hated discord at first but I'd rather post in discord than deal with the threads constant waifu shitposting and faggotry.

>>164398521
At least 1/2 of the active playerbase is in the discord. Just because you don't like them doesn't mean they are a metaclub. Hell, I doubt most of the people on that list speak outside of space or the discord server.

>>164398521
>no xevonix
>no senaat1
>no drcelt
>no me

>>164398521
>sawbones
cool guy but I don't know him very well
>kolith
literally only see them in dorms
>carshalash
never spoken to them one on one, barely acquaintances
>Avada
literally who
>Julia
we used to talk but they removed me awhile back without saying anything
>jidders
literally who

t. doctor shitter, not in a metaclub

>borer ventcrawls into my office and tries to infest me
>I don't want borers so I move one step back and tell him no
>continues to move into me and try to infest me
>this repeats like 10 times until I forcibly drag the thing outside when I finally realize it's actually being more autistic than me
Fuck borers

>>164398521

Anon.

The people who are truly a metaclub, and are actively cheating by metacommunicating, are not doing it in the /vg/ discord.

They have their own servers, whether on discord or another platform, and they know how to avoid being detected by metacomming.

Staying undetected while metacomming is rather simple: when your metabuddy tells you that a vampire is succing him dry, you don't immediately run to his exact position in maint and drag him away. You simply do something uninvolved that will give you an advantage whilst not being involved and passing off as a regular objective. Building a mech is a fairly common one.

>>164400596
>can't reflexively murder a parasitic slug that tries to get up in your meatbody without a bannu
borers valid when

>>164396230
>No one mentions Denise, Hachi or Avada

The last two are my favourites.

>>164400792
borers are valid. if it keeps crawling at you and you dont want it, kill it, just dont go running around stomping 'em for no reason or you'll be a cunt. not sure if it's banworthy though, at least noteworthy

How do you ban evade? I want to grief Bay, Paradise and /tg/ and make them even shittier

>>164400208
Poolia removed everyone and disappeared, they're gone buddy.
But look on the bright side, they're gone buddy!

>>164400948
Oh yeah just like how MoMMIs are valid if they keep interfering right?
Welcome to B U T T H U R T B W O I N K S next stop: crummynotezzzz

>>164400871
>denise
useless piece of shit
>hachi
birds are literally scum
>avada
Your taste is so fucking shit you are literally made of feces. You disgust me. Avada is a useless piece of shit who does nothing more than get in the way like a fucking retard, and is a disgusting degenerate to boot.

>>164400948
I've been banned for non antagonist killing borers before, it's a protected class and this nullifies how shit and defenseless they are meant to be outside a host in my opinion

>>164401034
>lmao i m shitr
>help me 2 grif 4chan we is anonymous haha fuk bay

Go back to Hippie, faggot.

>>164396230
also make a strawpoll
make sure it's set to multiple choice so we can choose our favourites!

>>164400871
>Avada
>Favorite

How fucking tasteless can you be. Avada is a vapid moron, utterly devoid of personality aswell as being a total sperg (see his appeal of his three day ban for an example of that one).

Either you are Avada self-shilling, or you're fucking cracked and we're seriously running short on waifu players to 'feed' to you people.

>>164401159
if a mommi is interfering ahelp you dumb turd

>tfw two months with no sign of chug
RIP

>>164401358
Maybe we have different experiences with different people.

>Either you are Avada self-shilling.
Noh.
>or you're fucking cracked
Don't really care about waifu-ing, I just stated my favourites.

>>164401183
>Hachi
>birds are literally scum
Fucking discarded, best birb.

>>164401904
>favorites
Still fucking retarded. Avada is horrible, and really just needs to be banned already. They offer nothing of value to this server or it's community.

>>164401579
false

he connected one time a little before christmas, i greeted him, he told me "merry frinkin kriggsmas", hugged me, and then darted into maint, soon to be blown up by ops, and I haven't seen him since then

>>164401996
Quite the opposite, Avada helped me when I was new.

>>164402039
Does he feel actual emotions and not just primal urges? I'm so confused.

>>164402098
And? That doesn't change the fact that they're a disgusting, degenerate borderline-erper who has no regards for our rules, and should have been banned for metacomms a long, long time ago.

Now fuck off, faggot.

>>164401579
>>164402039
>>164402221
Who? I've seen him mentioned before, but I can't say I know who he is.

>>164402357
>And?
That is the kind of people you want on a community.

>banned for metacomms
Don't know anything about that.

>Now fuck off, faggot.
Enjoy your retalin, sperger.

>>164400208
Miss me yet, sweetie?

>>164402559
Chug Kriggly, a fat cripple guy who rolls around in a wheelchair. He had his own lingo and would react to things in funny ways. He used to be liked generally all around, getting all access or shit bussed in for him nearly every round he played. Either he comes on during deadpop or just never connects, I haven't seen him for a very long time.

Wouldn't be surprised if he was banned. legend has it that he raped a female vampire so hard that they both died and neither of them were banned for it, but I have a REALLY hard time believing that

>>164403779
You're full of shit. I don't believe that chug would do that in a billion years.

>>164403779
Dude you're fucking weird. Stop obsessing over rambling maniac part 2

>ctrl-f my spessman name
>0 results

maybe i'm not trying hard enough

>>164403779
one time when the station was against me for something, chug gave me all access and told me i was "a good nut" and i'll always owe him my life for that

>>164403779
>>164404190
samefag

>>164404159
Not being named here is good.

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>>164404282
(You)

Someone once told me you have a sanity score, and that if you see too much weird shit, you start hallucinating, is that true? I don't even fucking know with this game.

>>164404850
Science goggles prevent sanity damage
This is literally their only use

>>164404850
I'm not sure if it works like that, but you CAN start hallucinating from mindbreaker, mimic meat, and looking at a supermatter shard. It's pretty fucked up when I happens. Usually it's just fake people beating the shit out of you, but sometimes rooms get all the tiles and items in the jumbled up. You can tell if something is a hallucination if you take a picture of it and it's either normal or just not there.

>>164404850
Yeah. Every time the clown slips you it decreases by 10 points

>>164404850
>>164405020
Hiding in lockers counts as not seeing shit, even though you can.

Interestingly, dionas and such in bags are not shielded from sanity damage.

>>164401358
>>164401904
>>164401996
>>164402357
Hello hun! I'm not self shilling, to the extent of my knowledge!
Anyways, assuming you're not shitposting (although I do think you are) you should just message me on byond or discord and we can talk over any potential issues you might think I present!

Regardless, occasional colorful language or sometimes going as far as flirting aren't anything that's wrong with the rules AFAIK, I don't do the ERP.

Also I can't really comment on the metacomms because If I talk about them the metaclub will treat me like a metaseal and I don't want that to happen to me from the metaclub. (TFW no dominant cyborg waifu to treat me like a seal with her thick, electric club~)

>>164405236
Fuck off, faggot. You are a useless piece of shit who rides on a high horse even though you've only been here for 2 months, even though you're one of the shittiest players I have ever seen, and I would like it very much if I didn't ever have to see you in medbay again.

Seriously, fuck off, retard.

>>164405727
no u

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make it stop
i want my comfy 30-40pop back

please make hippie go away

>>164405885
when did this meme about hippie start anyway

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>>164388978
MUSCLE MILK

>>164406123
AUGUSTUS GLOOP
AUGUSTUS GLOOP

>>164406049
Hippie is sinking and ONE OF OUR GREAT ADMINS told them this server was a decent lifeboat.

Comfy bar.

>>164406161
When?
Also please give us evidence.

>>164406123
i like how the most useless officer always survives to the end

>>164406196
shapka
hippie doesn't even have public logs lmao

>>164406231
sec is supposed to be mall cops anyway

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10/10 round

>jose wasnt antag

so ban when?

>>164406231
Noone is going to kill a harmless officer who always stays in public areas

>>164406356
Thanks for not butchering me in the shuttle

>>164406369
what did he do this time

>>164405885
It's been 20-30 pop all fucking day jesus christ its not always going to be exactly what you want

>>164406324
>i have no proof
Ok anon.

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>>164406356
the death machine worked

>>164406369
>not ahelping
Never unless you make a ban request

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What does your Occupation Preferences look like /vg/?

>>164406369
>spend all round making a lounge in maint
>everyone welcome
>until the HOS decides to show up and start a firefight in there
>then when I try to kick him out he sicks sec on me
>complains when I fight back
hurr

>>164406643
I change it depending on what I want to play.

>>164406173
When people ask you to make something fancy, just make a flaming B-52, bitches love flaming B-52s.

>>164406643
High on whatever job I want to play

Tell me one single reason panic bunker isn't on at hard mode other than retard hippiemins trying to ruin /vg/ culture with the insertion of bad players.

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guess who

>>164406935
it's on you tard

There should be shoulder straps to add to briefcases so you can put them on your back slot.

>>164406643
>AI: High
>Cyborg: Medium
>Mobile MMI: Low
>Rest: NEVER

>>164407236
it's called choosing satchel 2 in your backpack options fucklord

I would like it to but this is when you sprite it and code it FAGGOT

>>164407236
you mean... like a backpack?

>>164407348
no

>>164404850
People keep talking about how it's "so fucked up", but they clearly haven't hallucinated in Lifeweb

>>164406657
no such thing, i was making a valid arrest but you decided to interfere. You then grabbed my empty egun after chasing my through maint and trying to free the prisoner then you decided to bust into sec later when you werent even on arrest, at least not on my orders, and started shooting at the warden and me.

you were just being a shitter dude, glad i got to kill both of you though

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>>164403779
He's not banned.
I don't know why he still won't play chug

>>164406643
I have different characters for different jobs.

>>164407617
>no such thing
you pushed the other atmos tech into a fire dipshit.

>you were just being a shitter dude, glad i got to kill both of you though
actually, you got robusted and cuffed, the guard lasered the other atmos tech and I, but I managed to escape.

>Queen is dying

HOW WILL THE BR*TS EVER RECOVER

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>>164408657
QUEEN ELIZABETH IS ETERNAL SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>164406643
Trader high, atmos tech medium

>>164407986
This.

>>164408657
Better than the US ever will

>>164408886
I want to play atmos tech sometime, what should be on my to-do list besides set up engines for lazy engineers?

>>164408657
SILENCE. Her majesty is absolutely fine, nothing is wrong at all.

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>>164406643
do you like it

>Want to play captain
>No good captain clothes
>Not even a captains saber

The captains laser is just overpowered bollocks to offset the stun based combat, I want to look the scallywags in the eye before I run em through

>>164409374
it's a station, not a ship
makes sense that it's not even a real captain

>>164409374
you have to go back

>>164409480
Go back?

This is the only bloody server I play on and have ever done so.

>>164397308

>At all costs

There you go anon, you just need this line to ensure you can do anything

You have a target, but that target can be saved by people around him, so you want to ensure total chaos so that person get killed and not get revived in the way

>>164409374
The uniform jacket and gloves are nice though, the hat is not so good.
Sometimes I opt for an executive suit just to mix it up.

>>164408024
maybe he should have stayed still instead of trying to start shit, but hey thats your business

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>>164409781
>This is the only bloody server I play on and have ever done so.

How many of us does this apply to? I know it does for me.

>>164406643
Usually one job I want to play + Assistant if not available

>>164409374
The clown has some pirate captain clothes that are bretty gud.

You can get an energy cutlass I think, but you will have to go vault hunting or pray to admins for it. Maybe you can trade them the gooncode or something for one?

vote for something
www.strawpoll/12015653

>>164409374
Replacing the caplaser with a highly powerful energy scimitar that only the captain can use, similar to the lawgiver would be pretty cool.

>AI-Borg Communication is shit
>Disorganized borgs get rekt
>over 500s when delta is started
>AI still wins

>>164410280
blame it on the faggot who said it shunted

www.strawpoll.me/12015653

>>164410280
>start playing Roboticist for the first time, trying to learn the ropes.
>Borgs revolt.
>Say I have to build more borgs or they will kill me.

I had to learn real fucking fast.

>>164410258
>>164410389
Voted other.
You are not enough of a degenerate for the VN to be good.
No guys and no aliens means
I
No
Play

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>Start round
>Eat everything I can find
>Drink all the milk and honey I can get my hands on
>Grow pumpkins in perma for more nutrient pil form
>AI rogue
>See blue APC
>Scream about it while chugging more milk
>See another one and scream about it
>No one even checked the core

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>>164406643
Scientist high and Shaft Miner Low.

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>>164410280
>Engineering is extremely on point
>I find out its malf and notify everyone and the AI goes delta while I'm repairing comms
>Some ASSHOLE SAYS IT SHUNTED AND THE CAPTAIN NEVER CORRECTS THIS
>We spend all our fucking time disasembling every last hacked APC

Will I actually get murdered on sight if I play a cat

>captain's uniform on every other station is blue
>goonstation's is green

Why?

>>164411118
Green is the original color, newfriend.

>>164411118
Because the green is the actual classic captain color, every other station made it some shitty blue

>>164410990
Yes.
Though tajarans can't be chosen as a roundstart race, you can only become one via staff of change/brain transplant/adminbus.

>>164411327

Oh, I hadn't noticed that. I was thinking of playing one to improve my robustness.

>>164411312
>>164411317
Well if that's the case, who made it blue?
Was it /tg/?

>>164411436
Pray to the shitmins, they will probably oblige. Note that you can't defend yourself as cat. Also note that cats are forced to periodically throw up which makes yakety as them impossible (fuck that feature, why can't killing catbeasts at least be entertaining)

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>>164410258
>>164410389
YOU FORGOT HIME

>>164411927
More like whome

>>164410389
>>164411927
AND SUE

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>>164410258
>>164410389
AND A XENO MAID
YOU ALSO FORGOT NEVILL I NEED TO KEK YAHIR
I also need an assistant who never removes their gas mask and is called "Unknown"
Male and grey hair, of course

>>164410482
but anon
Ailsa is a boy
also there's gonna be another poll for husbandos, right
r-right

>According to ahelps, beat up the captain, took a lot of weapons from the armory and put it in the bar, and gave out all access as a non-antag mime, as well as uploading scripts to tcomms and people suspect they blew tcomms as well.
>TFW this is a regular round for me as Clown and I've never been banned

Does this mean I'm part of the meat club?

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>>164411705
Not sure. Probably just changed on a whim when the game stopped looking like this.

anybody have the pastebin of the novelization of the origin of "don't tell chase"?

>>164410389
>Not on the list

Well, that's good.

>>164410389
>no seperate husbandos pole
Tbh its gonna be shit lad.

someone fucking make a poll for the husbandos
also, we need to get screenshots of all the waifus and husbandos in their usual clothes
anything to give us a reference point
we also have to keep track of the personalities of all the ones that I don't care about because I can't write about them if I don't know what the fuck they're like

>>164410482
>>164411927
>>164412009
>>164412214
>>164412883
I want to make a serious noir tale, not a meme game with le gaysex and aliens.

Girls only, the protagonist is a straight white male

>>164413395
UWRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
MODS MODS MODS FUCKING BAN THIS FUCKER
IM GONNA METAGRUDGE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU GIVE ME YOUR CKEY FAGGOT
I WANT GAY SHIT

>>164413395
As I said, Shiggy. It's gonna be shit.

i'll stop playing if this vn happens. the last thing these statics need is this big of an ego boost

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>>164410389
>2/4

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>>164413578
>implying being on this list is an ego boost

>>164410258
>>164410389
>Ailsa has the bright pink colour
Heh.

>>164411783

That just makes me want to go assistant and piss off security instead.

>>164413727

statics only craves (you)s no matter what kind it is

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>>164413395
>gay sex, an actual thing that happens, is a meme
>a spess virtual novel about fucking waifus is somehow not a meme

>>164413395
>I want to make a serious noir tale
>So I'll put in only girls so the player can have his own harem
You're a retard, Shiggy.

FUCKING BIRD KILLING PEOPLE IN ENGINEERING HELP!!

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Planning phase is starting.

We'll need a name for the player character. It can't be Patrick Bateman, I plan to reference him being the previous detective but was fired for his obsession over female crew.

>>164414331
There's male characters, just not romanceable. There will be no harem, one girl per ending.

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>>164406643
:^)

pAIs can now use the *law emote if they have the Security software.

why don't we have day and night cycles?
shouldn't the station have it's own sun and moon?

>>164414676
>SS13 VN Design Document
>SS13 Design Document
>Design Document
>>>/ivory tower/
Fucking Clusterfuck.

>>164414676
Just give him one of the dorf fort names you fag

>>164414676
Will the focus of a NOIR DETECTIVE game be romancing some slut so you can pretend your fiance never left you or will it be just a part of the game?
It doesn't actually matter since you'll never finish it, but it would be nice to know how far you have fallen.

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>>164414676
Please make a hyper existential crisis at the end no matter what you ending you get.

>>164414683
hi nick

>>164414676
fucks sake shiggy give it up
no one wants to talk to you anymore and it fucked you up so badly youre making pretend dolls so you can daydream about fucking them
get a life

>>164415496
no wait I wanna see how bad it is
then we can laugh at another of his failures

>>164415124
>>164415496
I'm not shiggy, I just want to write.

>>164415647
>detective noir game
>talking about bateman
>big part of the game will be to romance waifus
hmmmmm

>>164414676
Anon, write literally anything else.
If you genuinely like writing, take it from me: put yourself out there in a way that people will respect someday. Even if it means it's a meme spess game, at least hold yourself to some standard.

>>164415901
I like detective, it's just boring in play because of rounds like wizard and nuke ops.

I mentioned Bateman as people kept calling me Shiggy

Waifus are just a selling point, nobody will play a shitty detective vn, they just want waifus.

>>164413915
Rage cage my son.

>Everyone complains about staticnamer
>Been on the end of their shittery
>One day be in their department
>The only person that can relied upon to use the radio and get a job done

Curious

>>164416368
was it Avada?
I can't think of anyone besides Rin that got complained about as much as them

>>164416064
I don't care for recognition, I want to do something fun. I could write a book or short stories, I'd not finish because that doesn't interest me right now. I want to write this, and if people enjoy it it's just better.

Being a career writer would suck, better to do it for fun.

>>164416527
No, stop shilling yourself.

>>164416527
i only like avada for what they do outside of the server. in game they're competent but otherwise seeing them speak in the discord is miserable

>>164416728
>>164416739
Well okay then
Was it Ailsa? They've been shilling themselves hard, I think

>>164416739
*i only dislike

>>164416816
It's someone I rarely see getting shilled in the thread, but more in "BAN WHEN" at the end of the round in OOC.

Nero Moss.

>>164416878
Who plays them?
I recognize the name, but I can't figure out if it's a newfag or not

>>164416816
ailsa honestly prob doesnt self shill, if u want my opinion

>>164417042
No idea, I just know that I hate them when I'm not sec, but rely on them when I am sec.

>>164414676
show us the character profile for Trinity
I don't even know who they are, I'm curious
>>164417102
;)

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>tfw the secret metaclub is nothing but bots and memes

It's pretty fun

>>164417510
>Rin get's permasecbanned
>But not from Detective

rly... makes u think..

>>164412606
If you're the clown I think you are, you have double the account age of most of our admins, and have had favoritism from pomf and some other important folks.
All of which you abuse on a regular basis.

>>164417597

Apologyman?

>>164417597
Name the forbidden clown.

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>>164417586
when it's 12:17 and somebody says they saw a wizard

>>164417864

>Gumshoe

She knows her place

>>164406643
High for whatever job currently grips me (bartender atm), medium for everything else except heads on low and sillyputty on never.

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>>164417341
Trinity hasn't played in months, she was a good friend.

>>164417864
I hate wizard so much.

>Wizard seen or gun appears at your feet.

Abandon all projects, if you're xenoarch or xenobio go home, don't bother doing research, don't bother scanning anything.

>>164417597
Not me m8 Ive only been here a few months

>>164418008
well that doesn't ring a bell at all, oh well
what about the last one, Ailsa?
you gonna include
>her

>>164412606
>>164417597
Being a dick is fine when it's funny

>>164418045
Wiz dying hasn't made the round finish in months, banned shitposter

>>164418272
Valids obtained, call the shuttle. Shuttle not called? Don't worry the round ending bus stops here.

>>164418118
This is all just rough planning for characters that might be dropped or used for something else later.

>>164418626
but I want to steal the notes for when you inevitably drop the idea so I can use them

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>>164418118
>>164418626
Woops forgot image

>>164418795
Stop posting.

>>164417597
>Hating on literally best clown
GB2Bay

>>164418795
Who else are you gonna write one of these for

>>164418795
Bueno...

>>164418795
nonhuman representation when
I want to rail Rail

Best nu-clown goes to:

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Revised lazy scribbles

Green Haired Devil in the VN???

>>164418795
Oh, I forgot to ask
What are the positions of the waifus?
Is one gonna be femdom, or tsun, or are they all gonna turn into blushing animes?

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>>164417510
>>164417864

>>164419067
Everyone on the strawpoll, few popular male statics to fill the blanks in jobs too.
I'll ask tomorrow for names to fill out the entire manifest
>>164419245
Never, I dislike aliens in my sci-fi
>>164419434
I am not planning for any form of sex scenes, it'll come off terribly and it's not like anyone here has had sex anyway.

>>164419358
alright, now map it pls

>he thinks his VN will actually go anywhere
A week from now, the thread will have forgotten you exist and if you post anything it'll be 'okay this is boring i'm done no more VN'

>>164420023
If Celt can finish 100 bug fixes then I can write a vn.

>>164420320
HAHAHAHA

>>164420320
Looks like you can't write a VN, then.

>>164420023

Dropped.

If I can't make a mess out of Ailsa's boypussy, then what is the point?

>>164420320
>he doesn't know

>>164420425
I'll try and shit out some sex scenes once he gets to the point that it would make sense, anon
so never

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>want to get back into spess after taking a break a few months ago
>check the thread
>some chucklefuck is making a kawaii waifu VN with actual players as the characters
>people are actually humoring him

As if the circlejerk situation couldn't get any worse

>>164420671
There's like, two active waifus who shill themselves right now, it's a dying meme.

>>164413626
>none plays anymore
We're truly in the dark age of the law

>>164420671
>>164420669
I can't write sex as I'm asexual, when I get there I'd probably be fine if someone wrote it for me if people really want them.
>>164420348
>>164420418
>>164420475
Don't worry, the vn will be finished.

I don't promise quality but it will exist. It's something I want and I've got the time to do it.
>>164420671
Its good fun anon, but really the thread doesn't represent the game at all, waifuism is a dead horse.

>>164420818
And Pain is our bastard king.

>>164420960
>asexual
I'm sorry

back after a short vacation. what's a biofoam injector? fixes bones?

>>164421045
Temporarly fixes internal bleeding

>>164421018
Sup Carsh

>>164421045
Temporarily stops all internal bleeding

>>164421045
As a medical illiterate its probably for internal bleeding

>>164421045
Temporarily stops internal bleeding

>>164421113
>>164421137
oh wow excellent

RIP

ded serb

You are either AFK, experiencing lag or the connection has closed.

>>164421045
read the FUCKING CHANGELOG

And now for our featured presentation

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>Server crashed

NOW I CAN'T GO ASSUALT THE DAMN TRADER AS A PLASMA MAN!

Nice server nerds

>>164421173
Your connection has been restored (probably)!

>>164421196
why? I had multiple replies in seconds.

>OOC: Praecordia: BYOND: now brought to you by Microsoft Powerpoint

:g absorbing server in dorms

>>164419358
I dub it Banana Station.

a shameful server

>>164420320
Keep going with it senpai, nobody can stop the autism.

>>164421328
OOC: server died its body is on the asteroid

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>sec discovers a crystal that shoots tasers whenever someone gets close
>greyshirts begin ritually feeding themselves to it
>each time the greyshirts get stunned the serb lags a little more

>mfw I recognized the name of that plasmaman roboticist from an f-list that got shitposted a while back
You can't hide from me faggot

>>164421509
140000 lighting runtimes

It was the trader shuttle moving back and forth

Is serb back up?

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>>164421509
The nigger greyshits forsake us it was written in the stars of eve, plus a firesale on plex

>>164421623
ye

so what does Vitreous resonance do?

SERB BACK

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Is it possible to make EMP or mindbreaker Kudzu?

>>164421710
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/13181
TL;DR breaks glass containers in your hands

>>164421551
Nig does it matter?

>>164421710
Makes you resonate at the same frequency as glass, causing any beakers, vials, or syringes you're holding to shatter and spill their contents

It basically makes it impossible to cure a virus once you're infected

>>164421762
probably need two different kudzu plants that inject the ingredients of EMP

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>>164421882
What about radioactive Kudzu?

>>164421509
you n'wah

>>164422063
I remember about a year ago when we had a random event radium tomato kudzu infestation.
After the kudzu was eradicated, people would pick up the tomatoes off the ground and eat them, even when everyone was yelling over the radio that they were poisonous.

>>164422063
kudzu plant that injects ingredients for mutagen since i don't think any plant can produce unstable mutagen

>my waifu only got 4 votes

jdimsa

>>164422723
>my waifu is not on the list

baka

>>164421416
Thanks anon, I'll try my hardest!

>stand around in a room doing literally nothing for 30 minutes while the screen shakes: the gamemode

Bravo!

>>164410258
Rinarmu Shizoku.
I still miss her.

>>164424231
I think I remember them, who were they?

>>164424180
It was meteor?
Thank god I didn't join.

>>164424303
The poll showed that the majority of players wanted to play a normal shift, but weighted polling so :^)

>>164424297
Think Hyun-Ae but like a foot and a half taller and if Hyun was a stone-cold bitch.

http://game.ss13.moe/logs/2017/01-January/02-Monday.log
look at the second half
this is why you NEVER trust virus2 coders

>>164424427
>foot and a half taller
All sprites are the same height though.

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>>164424531

>>164424531
you'll have to tell me what you actually want me to read i'm not sifting through a days worth of logs

from what i've seen in game viruses are dangerous again which is nice.

>>164424987
The fact that she was tall as fuck was about the only thing I remember about her aside from being an asshole, is what I mean.

>>164425268
>she
>not a man of almost average height

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Hey kids
Wanna play dodgeball?

>>164424531
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO63Ih0UAWE
Time to rise and shine.
You deserve virology of the highest caliber.
Won't you try my cure?
Come get some str?ins, friend.
My viruses are top of the shelf.
I am a man of my word.

>>164425551
>tfw you see yourself on that image

Feels good to be recognized...

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>>164425551
Random Weighted Vote Result: Defficiency/ with 7 votes and a 20% chance of winning

>>164425584
I know a good ryetalin when I see one

>>164425456
pretty sure he meant the character, not the player

>>164425694
Give me your autograph!

>going on test server to practice engines
>russian who's been on the server all day excitedly asks me and the other guy to "be asicstant so i be alien and you trying to kill me! hisssss!"
>I politely decline
>game starts, doing solars to keep the station going
>"Dude Wicth Die First" joins the game
>Dude Wicth Die First [common]: I feel relly bad! I need surgry before I am infection!
>He spends half the shift as and then respawns himself as a human
>he spawns a billion aliens and zombies
>shuttle is called for "ALIEN AND ZOMBIE RUIN THE STATION!!!!!!!!!!!!"
It's like a kid playing with legos. So innocent. I think he's been here almost all day, and he still probably is right now.

>>164425694
Give me your condoms!