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Heppi new year edition

>Overwatch Year-in-Review Developer Update
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxlhFslsbu0

>Live Patch Notes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752545497

>PTR Patch Notes
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20379410

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Permalink
https://owg.pleb.pl

Previously: >>164210904
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>get wisdom teeth removed
>jaw hurts a shitton, cant focus on playing
>take pain meds
>high and nauseous, can't focus on playing

this is hell isn't it
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Which one of these worthless shitpiles would you rather have on your team?
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>>164244803
>Backlinks
best op desu
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>>164244803
Anyone got any more mashups?
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>>164244649
>"Genji, are sure about your pick?"
>"Yes"
>tries to reflect Zarya and Mei LMBs
>he's diamond 300+ lvl
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>>164244952
bastion, at least he does damage

a bad sombra will stealth in, get caught, and do nothing at all except ult once in a while
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Tracer!
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>>164245074

and Amelie!
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Mexican hacker
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Looking for some people to play Overwatch with, quick play/arcade or comp, https://discord.gg/XxRdBBM
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>>164245121
will never be canon!
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>>164244952
Sombra, if only for having hacked big med packs close to the team, it's like having another Healer.
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>>164244803
Jamison Fawkes!

Thank you so much for the past few months, /owg/! I hope you all have a safe and happy New Year's Eve!
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Which overwatch content creators are worth following?

In exchange,
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Love you guys. Heppy 2017
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>>164245146
I want to stick my tongue in her ass
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>>164245146
she is the best
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>see my stats
>my comp rating (2228) is in the 27th percentile
Most people have no fucking clue what they should be doing, right
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I want to kill myself when I get Anubis or hanamura holy fuck
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>>164245196
but Chu confirmed widowtracer canon
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>>164245506
literally who
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>>164245546
overwatch's lead writer who shoves genji x mercy down everyone's throats every chance he gets
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>>164245414
i'm in plat and i can't aim for shit as mccree despite playing mccree 7 times more than my next played champion (40 hours compared to 5 hours on zarya)

rankings dont mean shit until you're in high diamond
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>>164245263
this
http://arhoangel.tumblr.com/
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What part of this game do you find fun? Genuine curiosity.
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Now, it's not 2017 already here in brazil, 4 hours and i'm gonna have to stay through 12 minutes of fireworks but i wanna wish you all an amazing 2017 and a safe year.

Don't forget to remember your loved ones and those that aren't here today. Happy new year, /owg/! Here's to you.
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>>164244952

I am the Bastion.

No I won't switch.
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>>164245263
I want to fuck symetra
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>tfw you headshot an invisible Somra trying to flee as Zenyatta
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>>164245770
>4 hours
>living in Acre
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>>164245770
fuck you, fuck them

I need christmas lootboxes

>>164245786
fuck you kys
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>>164245678
and also http://markraas.tumblr.com/tagged/Overwatch
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>>164245819
Me too, anon.
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>>164245924
Well, technically it's 3 hours and a half, since i live in Fortaleza, but i just rounded it to 4.
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>>164245648
thats his personal headcanon though

until he's actually written in widowtracer is not gonna be canon
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>>164243668
>So at least four new heroes are coming? Who do you think they are/want them to be?
Wait, what have I missed?
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>tfw trying to fix the habit of flash+fan and turn it into flash+headshot for faggot tracers, sombras, and symmetras with their tiny hitboxes

old habits die way too hard, how difficult can it be to go from pressing E+RMB to E+LMB? fucking hard apparently
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>>164245997
>tfw haven't seen any SFM with vampire Symmetra yet
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I hope Amélie gets good skins next year.
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>>164235386
help
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>>164246387
Ana takes some amount of motor skill to use so no
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You ready luuvs
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>>164246350
Me too
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>>164246350
I hope she gets removed for being the least fun hero
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Please god let Oasis be a good map I can't take this shitty mappool anymore
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>>164246180
4 new tanks so we finally have some diversity in picks in comp
>inb4 all new heroes are either incredibly over/underpowered
blizz's sense of balance literally does not exist. But that's okay because we're getting a spraywheel next patch. Thanks kaplain!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krbhq4uO0oE
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>>164246535

ready to iron my clothes on your ass cuz you're as flat as a pancake
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>bought it months ago
>thought it looked fun
>I got BTFO so hard I quit the game after a few matches
>feels like everyone has a fucking shitload of hp
>now want to try again

God help me.
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>>164246471
>he can't suck a dick whilst playing
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>>164246387

fuck off
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>>164245294
heppy 2017 my fellow dvafag
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Why does Ana do such a disgusting amount of damage? Why hasn't that shit been cut in half already?
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>>164245263
Brown
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>>164246587
WELL WHERE ARE THEY KAPLAN

FUCK
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>>164246603
People accuse Soldier of being COD, but apparently they have never played Widowmaker (or COD)
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do people get more angry or less the high up the ladder you go? as a permagold shitter people will bitch you out for not following "the meta" 100% then go a troll pick and throw the game
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>>164246913
Gotta shove everything in a seasonal event anon for them lootboxes :^) Balderich/Griefhardt was a mistake for Blizzard.
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>>164246843
muh misogyny
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>>164247017
See >>164226917
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>>164247017
No, the way the characters are designed this game is range inducing no matter what.
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>mfw only have the reload kills achievement left
>have been playing this shit brawl for the last 2 hours
>cant get it
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Waifuwatch
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I want mei to sit on my face
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>>164247017
The game is designed to piss you off, ragers are gonna be in all divisions. Though it does get rarer the higher you are.
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>>164246789
I'll suck you off.
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>>164247245
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>>164246861
who?
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>>164247245
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How have Deflect, Defense Matrix, and Scatter Arrow not been completely reworked by now.
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>>164247272

FUCK YOU
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>>164247245

golly that's a lot of mercy there friend :^)
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>>164247415
DM has though
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>>164247415
Nothing wrong with those though
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>>164247132
isn't enumbre a troll?
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Yo, someone post good Sombra doujins

I'm not really into rape but I have a feeling it'd be pretty hot to see her mindbroken
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Just a few more days till this shit event is over.

How are you feeling?
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>>164247734
>deflect works even from the sides
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>>164247734
>there's nothing wrong with an arrow that does 450 damage every 10 seconds
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>>164247415
At the very least they should have a proper animation for deflect so you can see the actual size of it
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>>164247872
Pretty good, this fucking brawl was Lucioball tier shit.
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What did sombra do to tracer, jesus
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>>164247872
Trying to get a few more crates off the arcade.

>>164248029
And makes more tolerable arcade modes even deader as well.
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>>164247934
And you people complain about tank meta
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>>164247734
>nothing wrong with a skill that covers Genji everywhere except his back, that is 10x bigger than Genji, that comes back every 8 seconds, that is absolutely no risk for exponential reward
>nothing wrong with an instant skill that eats 99% of everything in the game save a few close range beams that extends far outward and to the sides
>nothing wrong with a 450 damage shotgun arrow that makes flanking a huge risk
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>>164247913
That's cute
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>>164248091
Tracer is a bong, they hate everyone.
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>>164247913
Works just fine.
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>>164248091
Sombra stole Tracer's chronal tech and repurposed it for the translocator
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>>164248091
Nothing, Tracer is just a boring faggot who hates Talon.
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>>164248091
Stole the tech used to make Tracer's timey thing.
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>>164246661
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>>164248091
She's British, she can't help but bring in the banter
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>>164248193
>people will unironically defend this ability
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>>164248193
yeah, it's not a bug, it's a feature
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>>164248193
That's pretty gross
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Does anyone actually take ranking seriously? It seems to invalidate itself.
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>solo ult mei as 76 like a goldie
>she ice blocks and walls
>she ults back
>I jump off a cliff and rq as she is about to kill me in the end of the game
truly embarrassing
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>>164246603
No, they should remove Mei for literally being the worst, most cancer inducing shit in Ow.

Pic related, it's Mei
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>>164248140
>implying genji can do anything ouytside reflecting projectiles during it
There are many ways to counter that, namely don't blindly shoot at a genji.

I'll give you the second one though

>implying it's a guaranteed kill
Why should flanking be risk free?
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>>164247245
keep slurping that juicy dildo!
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>>164247758
At that point it doesn't matter. You can't be that retarded "ironically"
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>>164248337
Never took tracer for the absolute savage type, kinda harsh for just banter
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>>164248091
Have you ever heard what tracer says when she kills Sombra? It made me think.
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>>164248108
It never really works on tanks because they're behind all those fucking barriers.
But even still, an ability that does more damage then some ults is fucking disgusting
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>>164248387
>retards will unironically keep shooting at a deflecting genji
It's almost like you want to smack yourself in the face.
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Should Chu continue or elaborate on the Junkenstein AU?
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>Random heroes
Truly, who needs skill when the RNG favors your enemy team right from the get go and fucks you over at the same time.
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>>164247421
that's what i want, i want to be a good little mommyslut
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>>164248193
wow this game looks really polished!
>laughingsluts.jpg
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>>164248874
How about they actually make it match its animation. I.E. only directly in front of the little cockroach.
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>Play Tracer
>Every single enemy turns to attack me and will ignore an entire team savaging their asshole and chase me back to their just to make sure I die before they do
>Teammate plays Tracer
>They ignore them as she shoots them for free kills
Why is this.
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When does the event end? trying to squeeze in a couple more boxes before I buy the stuff I want.
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>>164248545
Widow is the only character that can get at least one free kill, usually on a healer since 200hp offense heroes are rarer. This automatically makes the next fight that team much harder, with relatively little effort. No other hero in the game gets a free shot with zero chance of retaliation. Requiring skill to do so is not an excuse since the game is supposed to be more about teamwork than any one player's individual skill.
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>>164248874
>Throw flashbang at two feet away from genji
>It bounces back into my face instead of hitting the ground
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>>164249306
Snipers just ruin games in general.

High reward low risk gameplay has and will always be garbage design.
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>>164248193
the side one seems wrong though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Labe33IyC8&feature=youtu.be
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>>164249449
>low risk
>one less person on the frontline
>when you have many ways of interrupting damage
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https://youtu.be/uvB_qwTJp2g?t=267

Who was in the right/wrong here?
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>>164249306
Mei is easier to get free kills with and you barely need to aim the freeze gun. Only the spike on a motionless target.
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>>164248884
Only if it's a direct allusion to the plot. Maybe Mercy and Junkrat interact at some point and Junkenstein was supposed to foreshadow their relationship, but I'm fairly certain it was just a one-off.
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>>164249563
Depending on the game good snipers can dominate entire games by themselves. And if you have a good sniper not only do you have to deal with not being in line of site but you have to deal with their team mates as well.
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>>164249202
>play genji
>miss all my stars, ult duration feels too short, wall climb never activates when I want it to, dash cd feels like an eternity
>enemy plays genji
>headshots all their stars, wipes the team with just his ult, uncatchable little shit, dashes every which way in impossible times

some heroes I will never understand, genji is a primary one.
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I love Hana
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>>164249449
Other than they aren't helpful to anyone but their own KDR on attack. Which makes them think they are useful.
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>>164249774
she doesnt love you and your lack of trips
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>>164249306
>having problems with Widow
>when Tanks can laugh her off
Pick D.va and dive her.
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>>164244952
As a Sombra main, I can tell you I actually work for the other team.
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>>164249708
T. Shitter
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>>164249708
>play reinhardt
>my Charge always pushes enemies gently to the side as I pass right through them and hit the wall
>enemy plays reinhardt
>Charge is a black hole that sucks in the nearest person and has 100% charge success
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>lose 5 comp matches in a row
>consistently the best player on my entire team
getting real sick of this
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>>164245414
that means 73% of players are better than you, m8
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>>164249857
That's just it, everyone runs tanks and healers but the Widow can just pick off a random healer to make the next fight that much easier for her team of tanks and healers.
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>>164249996
t. virgin
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>>164248545
This. You can't attack any other player when she is around. She must die first or you'll be frozen.
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>>164249857
I feel like D.Va is a 100% better Widow counter right now than Winston

>DM fucks her shots
>flying closes distance easy
>bump for damage
>shred her in 2 seconds with your M1
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>Only two days left of event
>Still Lucio, Zen, Reaper, and Tracer skins to get
>Got everything else
>No more Arcade boxes

Not going to have enough time. ;_;
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Is it true there are no (you)s anymore?
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@164250503
Nope
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>>164250048
Oh fug, you're absolutely right ;-;
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>>164250251
I think Mei's kit is just too overloaded. Why the fuck do they insist on giving 250 HP characters healing abilities? Especially fucking Mei.

>everything that can be done with Ice Wall
>M1 makes close quarters fighting anyone who isn't McCree or Reaper so easy a child could do it
>Fastest projectile in the game that can one shot Tracer with a crit, giving her deadly mid range capabilities
>Ult that basically guarantees a team wipe

And she needs healing that can stall Overtime

Fucking amazing Blizzard.
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>>164250446
I had 12k in fake money when the event started so I just got everything I wanted on day 1
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>>164247253
We all do Anon.
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>>164249690
Every sniper thinks they are Carlos Hathcock though. 80% of the time, they are a wasted slot.
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>>164250503
They were gone for a couple of days, but they're back now.
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>>164246625
Is there one for Sombra yet?
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>>164250278
She is. Over double his dps, much more armor and can close the distance with defense matrix up.
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>>164250503

There weren't for a few days, but they're back now.
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>tfw I'm only having fun by turning off match/team chat and playing nothing but Widow or Junkrat

What happened to this game, senpai.
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>>164250617
yep, remove the healing and she would be ok. She annoying enough without being able to heal all your damage risk free.

And maybe to quiet the Mei mains, Sombra is Mexican so let Mei's ice wall instantly stop her.
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>>164250617
>one shotting a tracer as a mei
You deserve that
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>>164250812
Nothing, you just became a faggot
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All 10 of my placement matches were Anubis or Hanamura and I finished with 10 draws. I got placed in bronze. I've played this game for about 4 hours and I don't think I'm ever going to play it again.
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>>164248817
Not that guy but I haven't, what does she say?
She tells Soldier that he got what was coming to him, which somewhat confuses me, I thought Soldier was a good guy.
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>>164250812

>not shitposting in the chat
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>>164235386
>>164246387
Help ;_;
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Cutest and best pairing
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>>164250924
Does she only say that to 76? I thought it was a general callout.
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Best tonight was 76 being played by a guy that actually sounded old. Even wondered where he got that voice line for a second until he kept talking.
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>>164251015
Ana still takes some level of motor skill to use so there will never be one
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>>164250278
She definitely is.
Sometimes I manage to snipe Monkey before he reaches me but against D.Va it's literally impossible.
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>>164251041
I think it's just a general call out like McCree's "you needed killin'"
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>>164251103
What about symmetra or mei?
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>>164251018
Makes no sense and would never work

despite what the Jews tell you; Fire & and Ice doesn't work
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>>164251015
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>>164249565
If you're "learning the game" in the competitive mode for people who already know the game and are trying to win to climb up ranks then you need to fuck off. Quick Play is literally the unranked mode, go there if you want to learn how to play new heroes and learn how to play the game. It's basic fucking courtesy to other players. The guy acting like a dick was a sperglord but holy shit. I can't fucking stand this reddit mindset of everything needs to be a hugbox and no one can do wrong.
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>>164250617
It doesn't even matter if the wall has 500 health and can be destroyed. How many times have you seen it getting broken down without Hog ult? Without headshot multiplier 500 health is quite a lot.
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>>164251041
I've only heard her say it to Soldier, Junkrat and Roadhog, so I find it strange that she puts them in the same category.

Then again, I don't really play her too often so I may be wrong.
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>>164251018
MeihemAnon, it feels like it's been forever since I saw you here! How are you doing?
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>>164251181
All she needs to do is shave and she'd be the perfect woman
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>>164251213
>Halloween
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>>164251213
I know about that but it's halloween event :(
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I need healing!
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>>164251373
I love the way she says thanks.
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>>164251373
If by healing you mean a bullet in the head then yeah, you need two
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>>164251336
Christmas is just snowy halloween
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>>164249565
>those voices
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>>164247872
I liked the brawl, just hated the load times and introduction phase enough to stop playing it.

>>164245757
Most of it, aside from the queues (skirmishes seem to always end when everyone's having lots of fun).
A close match, going toe-to-toe with a single opponent (no matter if I lose), commenting/jovial exchanges with all players are the best moments.

>>164251439
Same.
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>>164249565
both people arguing.
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Having Mei's ice block break after an x amount of damage, leaving the healing aspect.

It's still good against 1/2 people. If it's stalling a payload or something the team could easily kill her.

Opinions?
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>winky face
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>>164251642
>dead face
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>>164251709
wtf anon, that's dark
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>even good players who stream their 4k+ ranking solo queue matches just accept that sometimes the game will force you to derank because of bad matchmaking
>this is still okay to Blizzard and people still act like their high rank means something
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>>164251458
Not bullets, harmony orbs!
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>>164251265
I've been good anon, I got back into oldschool Runescape a few months ago so I haven't been playing Overwatch or shitposting on /osg/

I'm guessing from the filename that you're the drawfriend from before, thanks again for the cute pic
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KNOCK KNOCK
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>>164251373
I need a cock in my mouth!
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>>164251980

who where???!
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>Mei gets a bunch of great lines for her Brawl thing
>they are not available to buy
>they will be gone forever in 2 days
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>>164250924
She calls her a thief. Sombra stole the technology that keeps her anchored to the present so she's justifiedly pissed at her.
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>>164251373
>Heal me.
What did she mean by this?
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Sombra
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>No matter how well your team performs in a fight a mercy hiding in cover can give the enemy team a restart
>90% of flanker mains are too trash to kill the mercy in the beginning of a teamfight, instead focusing tanks so they can build their ult for their PoTG
>No channel time on the rez
>No line of sight needed
>Even in Diamond people will just let a mercy fly right past them and get her rez off
>the only counterplay is to hope you didn't just burn all of your ults winning a teamfight
>the range is long enough for her to be completely out of sight and still ressurect
>enemy team always has a mercy for pub carrying but when you suggest you also have a rez your team tells you mercy is the worst healer in the game
>you lose the match anyway
A revive should never have even been added to this game. Her ult should have just been an AoE invulnerable or something, or at most reviving one person with an invul period where they can use abilities. It's broken af in pubs if your team is stupid enough not to counter with their own mercy.
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>>164251220
I don't play competitive mode because everyone is shit but then you need to listen to them bitch. In Quick play, everyone tells them to fuck off at that start.
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>Hanzo shoots within five feet of me with scatter arrow
>I die
Oh okay I guess I was just too unskilled and it isn't totally bullshit and an I-win ability that takes no skill to use and can be used from across the fucking map.
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>>164251642
punchable face
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>>164252202
is the best
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>only got winston skin and mccree emote, don't play either of them
>have 3k gold, event ends soon
>what do

I kiiiind of want zen's skin, but I'll play ana or lucio before him every time, and I get the feeling it's gonna look stupid pretty soon. Are they doing another seasonal event anytime soon?
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>>164252282
>mfw we kill their entire team again after the rez
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>it's another "enemy team gets perfect team comp for either Attack or Defense and your team constantly gets Winston and Torb" episode of Mystery 6v6
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>>164252565
There is literally nothing wrong with Torb
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>>164252501
I am on the same boat, i am tempted to blow all my leftover shekkels on Zen's skin but I cant find any reason for me to use that over his Skull skin
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>>164252501
Kaplan said they have something coming for Mei so people think there could be a Chinese new year event or at least skins. Confirmed no valentine's or easter event.
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>Attack the objective!
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>>164249565
I hate people who do non-meta shit (because meta is meta for a reason, it steamrolls everything else most of the time) in comp but I agree with the guy at the end. At the end of the day it's just a video game and it's not my right to tell people how to enjoy it. Of course I'll be tilted as fuck while it's happening but I'm not going to tell someone to off themselves or report them because they're playing a non-meta hero.
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>>164252565
Harambe and Swede are great, what you saying?
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>>164252282
When Ana is nerfed I'm betting on Mercy making a comeback for the meta and the inevitable Sombra buffs will be her direct counter. EMP the fight and stealth to find Mercy to hack her.
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>get on the payload
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>>164252565
Winston is fine, all he needs is a shorter cool down on shield
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>>164252704

kys yourself
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>>164252704
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>>164251920
No, this is JunkratAnon actually. I'm not sure if that drawanon's been back around, though I think there was someone whose art looked like theirs.

I remember old school Runescape! I didn't play it much, though, is it very different from the current version?
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>>164251709

DELET THIS
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>>164252774
Not when the enemy team as Ana, Reinhardt, Zarya, 76, and D.Va.
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>>164252774
shield shouldn't be on timer
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>>164252492
She is
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>>164252862
Absolutely disgusting
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>>164252704
I'm not sure if you're aware of this but Blizzard has software to detect what you're doing. When you log-in to multiple account from the same IP you will be flagged in the program and the data will be reviewed by Blizz. It would be fairly easy to determine what you're doing just by looking at your activity (log-in, play comp, get to a certain rank, never log-in again to that account).

good luck tho
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>>164252704
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>>164252202
>tfw Cyberspace Sombra won't wrap her thighs around you
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>>164253003
>mug

kek
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Anybody here smoked crack while playing the game?

Curious if it improves the game
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>>164252565
>Winston and torb
>bad

There are no bad heroes, just bad players. With Torb just plant your turrets where your team will most likely do most of the fighting. Flankers will usually have to give up their lives if they want to get close enough to destroy them and everyone else will generally prioritize killing players before turrets if theyre right next to each other. Stay near your turret and hurl your projectiles into enemy tanks. With Winston, you just have to jump on enemy healers and snipers, lay down your bubble as your fry them, then jump out as soon as they're dead. Both characters are highly underrated because people don't play them right
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>>164252862
Am I the only one who wants to kiss her on her gigantic forehead
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>>164252364
>People complaining about Hanzo.

You're complaining about one of the shittiest heroes in the game having an instagib for flankers while there's a hero that can literally stun and grab you from long range, 1 shot almost any hero, then heal half of his health every 8 seconds?

All you have to do is predict the scatter and jump anon. It's always obvious because they pause slightly to make sure the angle is correct before they fire.
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>>164253097
Isn't crack a downer? Shit fucks with your reflexes.
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>>164253097

Vast improvements in performance and enjoyability.

After crack I highly recommend fentanyl; it may not give me as much of a rush, but I still enjoy the extra "zip" I feel when I main d.va.

Personally, I feel that Blizzard should strongly encourage it's fanbase to experiment with stimulants as their games become nearly twice as delectable.
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>>164249565
based zarya guy
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>>164253108
>There are no bad heroes

Bronze mentality. There is 100% a tier to heroes. Some heroes are objectively better than others. Just because you see pro players make torb and hanzo work on attack doesn't mean the hero is good, it just means their personal skill fills in the gap between the heros deficits and the enemy team.
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>>164253182
Hanzo being one of the weaker heroes doesn't make instantly dying to him any less frustrating and annoying.
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winston? more like LOSEton

cause you'll lose a ton of games if you ever pick him.
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>>164253265

ass
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>>164253305
Which is not necessarily is a problem to anyone but you
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>>164253265
Tracer looks fucking god awful in her portrait with her Winter Legendary, literally looks like a fucking 11 year old boy.
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>>164253305
Anon, it's incredibly easy to predict and you can completely negate it if you attack from higher ground. Just like you wouldn't try to 1v1 a roadhog with his hook off CD, you shouldn't fight Hanzo on an even plane if you know he can scatter you. It's an element of the hero you have to play around. Some heroes do it better like Pharah and Genji but others have more trouble, which is why you need to think innovatively or switch to one that can handle him.


If you're getting rekt by a Hanzo consistently enough that you need to complain here you're probably trash. 99% of Hanzos suck and the god tiers are rare. [/spoilers]
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>>164253395
>Please don't take my scatter arrow I can't aim my regular ones
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>>164253284
Torb is literally fine as long as you can aim even slightly. There is indeed a tier list, but there is no tier below average.
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>>164252841
Oh hello JunkratAnon! I'm sure I can find a Junkrat lying around my folder for you

Current Runescape(RS3) has a mess of a UI and a huge amount of new content so it seems like it would take ages to get used to everything again. Oldschool Runescape is nice and simple and the community is much more robust
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>>164253458
I don't even play hanzo top keke
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Lesbians were a mistake.
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>out heal a lucio as zen first half
>totally rekt second half and lose
>get potg as zen with 2kills 1 is rein about to ult
>then ult and heal entire team and push choke

the next game i got 34% heals as mercy with 22K, I really hate heals but im decent at them
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>>164252692
>I hate people who do non-meta shit (because meta is meta for a reason, it steamrolls everything else most of the time) in comp
I have a hard time taking anything I hear like this seriously. Picking a hero because it's popular with pros is decidedly not "meta."
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>>164253284
You are not entirely wrong but you are also sort of proving his point.
For the absolute vast majority of players, it is preferable to try and find a balance between your own play style and character strengths, not just automatically follow muh meta just because it's meta.
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>>164253607
>Professional players literally spend their entire day testing comps and hero interactions.

The pros decide the meta. That's how every game with esports works. If there's anything close to an authority on what's good in a game it's the nolifers who spend 90% of their time playing the game.
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>>164253581
No one really gives a shit anymore because no one cares about Tracer as a character. Being gay doesn't suddenly make her not a flat and unmemorable character.
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So is the arcades going to reset in-time when the event ends, or are we lucky enough to have a few hours to try and get last-minute free boxes?
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>>164253581
Better than shitdicks
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>>164253748
>a flat and unmemorable character.
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>>164253414
Tracer being a young boy was one of the hot /owg/ memes before she was revealed to be a lesbian.
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>>164253930

d.va needs a buff bro
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>>164253930
There's nothing wrong with Roadhog, he's doing what he's supposed to be doing.

D.Va's HP can go back to 500, the moving while firing buff was enough.

>that webm
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>>164253509
Aw, thank you! I don't think I've seen this one before, so I really appreciate it!

Really? That sounds quite nice, maybe I'll give it a try sometime.
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>>164253634
Hitscan heroes are objectively better DPS than others because of the nature of their damage is instant rather than a projectile.

Roadhog is objectively one of the better takes because all you need to do to be effective is land a forgiving long range stun on 6s CD.

Reinhardt is objectively one of the better tanks because of his shielding capabilities, ult, and compatibility with Ana.

Ana is objectively one of the better healers because she can heal people both long and close range, can switch from a healer into a moderately effective DPS, has a basic ability that counters multiple common ultimates, and a grenade that can both increase healing to sync with a double support comp and block healing from the enemy team. No other support has such a wide range of diverse abilities and utility.

Lucio is objectively a better support because he's the only character in the game who can increase the movement speed of the entire team, saving on time, on of the most important factors in the game. His AoE healing is also an effective complimetary ability in a double support comp.


These are objective facts. You can pretend that other heroes have merits because you like them, but at the end of the day the heroes listed and possibly any new ones with similiar kits will always be better for the reasons listed.
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Separate weapon and skin selection when?
Junkenstein's Monster for example if absolutely disgusting but the weapons are pretty neat
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>>164253741
Except, by definition, meta is based on what your opponents are doing at a given time. People who think of META as some biblical guide are people who watched a tourney stream and try to ape decisions without understanding the reasons behind them. If you're not playing in the top 500, you may well not be in a situation where the tactics from their last game entirely apply.
I'm not dismissing character tiers, at all, I'm just saying if you aren't using your brain to make choices related to your immediate situation, it isn't meta, it's just monkey see monkey do.
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>>164254157
Don't bother. Everything you listed is valid but Blizzard has pushed the "every hero is equal!" mentality that people will blindly believe it as they wallow in gold.
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>>164253930
Nerf Ana. Also bring D.Va's mech health back to 100 and slightly increase hog's hook cd
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>>164253450
Why is it when people say something about Hanzo the Hanzo on the enemy team is always assumed to be complete trash and then it is freely admitted there are indeed good Hanzo players out there.
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>>164253930
Longer cooldown for hook. Longer cooldown (like 2s) between defense matrix activations.
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>>164254157
>>164254286
I'm not debating these things m8, I just agree with >>164254238
I seriously fucking doubt that 90% of the people who bitch about people deviating from the meta are actually good enough to pull it off like the pro players.
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>>164253930
Double the CD on hook or cut the range in half. Defense Matrix has a three second cool down.
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>>164253450
>spoiler
You could say the same about any character, really
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I have 3000 coins. what skin should I buy?
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>>164254632
>make them both completely unusable shit characters

NOW HOLD ON
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>yfw Blizzard keeps pumping out a new event every two months

Blizzard: "PLEASE DON'T STOP PLAYING...."
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>>164254834
Santa Torb
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>>164254834

In order of importance

>genji
>hanzo
>mercy
>zenyatta
>widowmaker
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>>164254834
well anon, who do you play?
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>>164254984
Surely they don't have any for the next few months. Easter is the next big holiday
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>7 game winstreak
>last game gave 120 SR

What's the most SR you've ever gotten in one victory?
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>>164254834
Nutcracker Zenyatta
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>>164254984
>having special events means they are desperate

This is all kinds of retarded Anon, why WOULDN'T they make a Halloween and Christmas event?
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>Reaper kills Lucio
>"Worthless nigger. Back to the plantation!"

Christ. How did blizzard get away with that one?
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>get reported for the mei icewall meme on ecopoint
>his name was NateHiggers
>report him for name
lul
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>>164252843
ded Hana
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Mei is best girl, prove me wrong
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>>164255041
I don't play any of the christmas characters but I feel like I have to get the best skins before they're gone
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>>164255063
Kaplan already said no event for valentine or easter
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>>164255063
Blizzard already said that they aren't doing Easter or Valentines Day events for Overwatch.
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>>164255204
>>164255229
yeah so that means no event until like June
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>>164255196
Santa Torb is the best thing they made for this event, and it is certainly better than any of his other skins.

Yeti would also be a good choice since Winston's other skins are also kinda eh
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Has anyone ever killed Mei as she's throwing out her Ult and just be frozen for a fucking ridiculously long time? Like I shit you not yesterday I killed Mei as Zen when she Ulted, me and my friend still got frozen but we were frozen for like 30 fucking seconds.
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>>164254884
Alternatively for Hog just slow the fucking chain down so more timing and leading is required and alert people can actually dodge it if they are 20 meters away.
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>>164255171
Dad wouldn't let her get hurt.
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>>164255368
Serves you right for killing best girl.
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Why the fuck isn't the default ult for Symmetra the shield generator?
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>>164255445
Played with a Soldier today called "Dad"

I lol'd

Especially when he left and said "I'm stepping out for some smokes"
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Rumor is that the next event is starting the end of January. So the one after that will probably be in April and July will be the Summer Games.
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Would you call?
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>>164255467
I'f we're holding our own and clearly superioir, I'll throw up an SG just so I don't have to walk to Point A over and over again.
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>>164255541
>Summer Games Again

Aside from AmeriCree, that entire set was shit
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>>164255541
wtf would a january event be? And why so soon after Christmas?

It would make more sense to do it at the end of february or in March. Like a Spring event.
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>>164255679
Zarya's skins fixed her hair.
Swiss Mercy and Korean D.va were both at least decent.
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I still can't decide whether to get Balderich or Greifhardt.
Post number ending in 5 decides for me.
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>>164255541

It's probably a Chinese New Year event.
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>>164255679
It was their first event. I'm sure that they'll probably have new skins for people who didn't get summer skins, and a stage fitting for summer.

>>164255779
Chinese New Year
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>>164255679
Union Jack Tracer and soccer Lucio were alright.

Also Japanese Genji and Korean D.Va are good.
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>>164255816
Get Industrial Zarya instead
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>>164255779
It might be a Chinese New Year event, and it may or may not have to do something with damage control because people were angry at how shit Mei's "Legendary" winter skin was.
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>>164255779
>wtf would a january event be?
Chinese new year.
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>>164255817
Mei likes cock.
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>>164255816
Greifhardt

>>164255871
>>164255928
>>164255950
Chinese New Year would be hilarious but I think it's unlikely. Too culturally specific.
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>>164255679
>Weight lifter Zarya is shit
>Soccer Lucio is shit
>Track and field Tracer is shit
>Mercy's best alt color is shit

I can't believe someone has such shit taste m8
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>>164255987
just like your mom
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What's the best dva skin with golden guns?
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>>164256057
That's why my parents are still together.
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>>164256010
WoW gets Chinese New Year events m8. Blizzard is huge in China.
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>>164256040
>>164255785
I forgot about Zarya's weight lifter skins those are good

>But Soccer Lucio
>Good

>Track and Field Tracer
Too Lewd

>Red palette swap
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>>164256036
Is this fanart or offical?
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>>164256119
Junebug or Carbon Fiber
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>>164256057
I mean that's the reason I was born and why my mom doesn't leave my dad, so....
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>>164256036
>>164256209

If these are concepts for the comic I'm very glad they went with the second. Vampire McCree looks so fucking stupid.
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>>164255445
You mean daddy
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>>164256036

WE
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>>164256209
>didn't get Van Helsing McCree, Pirate Ana, Viking Torbjorn, or General Reinhardt

fuck off
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I won a round drunk as fuck just while ago
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>>164256169
>Too Lewd
>a bad thing

What did he mean by this ?
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Torbjorn is canon hung like a horse, that's why ladies love him.
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F A R E E H A
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>>164256613
But who has the biggest dick in Overwatch?
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>>164256710
Widowmaker
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Happy new year from Brazil.
We exist, you know.
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>>164256036
>Halloween 76 turned into one of his fucking default legendaries

This amuses me
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>>164256219
Have you seen Metzen's art? Spoiler: it's dog shit.
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>>164256738
Happy new year, man.
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Should I do something for New Years or try and earn as many lootboxes as I can?
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>>164256710
Pretty sure it's Winston.
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>>164255541
I'd be so down for that. I bought the game at launch and barely played it until now, and I had no idea you could buy the seasonal skins with spacebux. I've been kicking myself for missing that d.va skin when I could have easily gotten it.
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>>164256505
did you lose the game?
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>>164256664
My absolute favorite
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>>164256829
gorillas have small dicks though
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>>164256829
Nah, it's Symmetra
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>>164256710
Winston
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>>164256910
How can ANYONE deny Pharah is best girl?
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>>164256710
hog
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>>164256996
manly
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>>164256738
Happy New Year, Zenpai!
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>>164256664
>only 200 health
she needs armor
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>>164256446
No, just dad.
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>>164256738
Happy new year, filho da puta
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>>164257070
Reaper and Pharah both need armor. If not in addition to their health, at least a small chunk of it. Pharah's survivability in the torbjorn meta is lacking and she's really only good on defense atm
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>>164256870
nah carried
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>>164257032
Because they've seen the light
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>>164256710
It's obviously Bastion.
It's bigger than some heroes.
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>>164256910
>>164257032
Literally best girl
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>>164257170
>Reaper needs armor
>A character with more HP than other Attackers, a self healing gimmick, and an instant invincible move needs armor

Just stop.
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>>164257032
Different tastes and stuff. She has some good competition too.
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When are they nerfing Ana? I don't even want to play anymore because of her
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>>164257330
they have already confirmed Ana is getting nerfed, though we don't know when, probably sometime next month.
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>>164257280
>moves slow as dirt
>his escape is very easy to chase down because it has a set timer and he can't cancel it
>dies to one mccree fth
>dies to one roadhog hook combo

nah dude
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>>164257330

So, you're shit and you think nerfing Ana will change that?
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>>164256787
Yes. And I can't tell if this is Metzen's art or not. His style jumps around a lot.
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>>164257280
Reaper's healing is a good mechanic

It's meant to reward people for getting kills
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>>164257402
>Ana gets nerfed
>The nerf just lowers the duration of her sleep by 1 second
>Compensates by increasing her healing and the AoE on the grenade by 1 meter

Don't want her to become useless after the nerf naturally. Its the only way to balance out the lower sleep time.
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>>164257257
Bastion is a gril though.
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>>164257435
No, I accept that I'm shit in Overwatch for some reason
I just hate the meta she's caused and that she's by far the most OP character in the game
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>>164257419
He's supposed to bust tanks and supports from the side/behind, not stand and trade shots. He's fine.
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>>164257118
Where is the other dad?
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>>164257521
So why does a character with self healing on kills need even more longevity. That's like asking for Ana to have armor when she can Biotic Grenade herself for an instant 100 HP.
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>>164257665
Dads can't be gay you faggot
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People keep sending em friend requests.

What do?
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>Mercy is bad, she's completely useless just pick An-
>HEROES NEVER DIE
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>>164257280
>a character that moves slow as fucking dirt compared to other dps with a useless "escape" ability because he can easily be tracked down and killed

Stop.
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>>164257565
What does that have to do with anything shitlord?

>>164257540
Increased cooldown would be a better solution for the sleep dart, at least half its value is in Q interruption. Also, lowered healing multiplier on the grenade. Or maybe lower duration.
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Winston buff when? at least raise his DPS, I feel like I'm barely doing any damage to people or at make him turn Invulnerable when he's using his Ult in those few seconds.

It sucks being a Winston main sometimes.
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Mei Christmas skin or Winston Christmas skin.

Which should I buy?
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>>164257954
Winston
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>>164257739
Depends on your definition of gay.
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>>164257817
Drop her HP to 150 and it no longer heals her when she uses it on herself and reduce the heal and damage to 60.

Solves the Ana problem entirely.
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>>164257682
Pharah, McCree, and 76 all have range. Tracer's entire schtick is being fragile as hell, and she's given a bunch of good mobility options to compensate. Sombra has some mobility options and range, but wasn't designed to be in the thick of combat (debate's open on how effective that really is)

Reaper is a short-range fighter, and has to be a bit sturdier than the other Offense characters to make up for it. He has to wade right into the middle of the enemy team to be effective, and his teleport cannot be used as a mobility option during combat. He has one panic button that can be easy followed, and healing to reward him for getting kills.
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>>164257192
any real mercy main loves servicing pharahs.
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How do I play Boulevard Boar?
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>>164258027
I only like flying with pharah because I like flying
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>>164258024
>but wasn't designed to be in the thick of combat (debate's open on how effective that really is)

I feel like she is if you hack the health packs, throw the teleporter near it and go towards the battle just to teleport safely back.
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>>164258262
Sombra's also a complete mess right now
She has a bunch of tools at her disposal, but doesn't excel in anything
Healthpack hacking and ulting is the only thing she's good for right now. Her translocator says harassment, her passive says assassin, her gun says tankbuster, her hacking is just a crippled version of Ana's sleep dart
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>>164245259
Same to you friend
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>mercy is a perfectly fine healer it's just that Ana is op
>same with most offense heroes compared to soldier
>"I-I-it's mercys fault we're losing even though the enemy team has one too"
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>>164258024
>He has to wade right into the middle of the enemy team to be effective
He really doesn't and shouldn't wade into anything. He is a flanker, and already the most durable offense.
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>>164257747

>please just switch bastion already
>SEXTUPLE KILL
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C-Cute!
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>>164253003
will never be canon
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People keep bullying me for picking Winston, how do I make them stop without switching? ;_;
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>>164258932
QP or Competitive?
If QP then just tell them to fuck off.
If competitive, then choose your battles; take out enemies with less than 200 HP, but please do switch if you are getting countered hard.
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>Ana a healer has an effective 300 health
>Has a grenade which heals her and does damage to anyone near it and blocks their ability to heal
>Her gun does 80 EIGHTY damage per shot
>Can sleep targets rendering them completely vulnerable for five seconds

So she is an offense class, a healer,an anti-flanker,anti-healer and ult-denier. Does she have any weakness?
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>>164258932

Leap in 1v6 and get that teamkill
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>>164258829
>tfw prefer hetero ships with reaper and s76 but can't deny how obvious their sexual undertones are
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>>164257817
gril robots don't have dicks, anon!
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>>164258932
Successfully 1v6 the enemy team.

Actually, nothing will really make them stop, but the most useful thing you can do is drop a barrier at a choke point and then go crush the other team's squishies.
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>>164258829
It's never going to become canon, but I'll admit, its pretty cute.
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>>164259060
dies to hitscan
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>Pharah will never exclaim "JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE" as she pees on you
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>>164259060
the enemy ana sleep darts her
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>>164258932
ask blizzard for buffs
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>tfw no gf
>tfw stuck home alone on new years eve playing overwatch
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>>164244952
>sombra
>bad
No she is just very difficult to use but what can I expect from people as she shitty and low skill as the population of owg
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>>164259157
wrong picture
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>>164259060
That 80 damage per shot isn't as great as it sounds when you take her firing rate, lack of crits, and that she can't use it to heal if she's using it to fight.
I'm not denying she's great, I just think people way overestimate her DPS. Her real OPness is from synergy with Lucio and ability to interrupt ults and other abilities.
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>>164259157
>It's never going to become canon
>Chu hints at it AGAIN in the most recent comic

Come on anon. I know we're still in the subtle reveal phase but First Strike will have it's second coming. And then we'll know the truth.

>tfw EVENTUALLY we'll get to see them when they were inseparable and not trying to kill the other
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>>164259136
It's 2016 (where I am), gril robots can have as many dicks as they want.
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>>164249565
the guy yelling at bastion is right but being a major fag about it. Zarya is being an even larger fag for trying to give some epic speech.
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>>164259462
ana is team mom, not a healslut like mercy.

kys
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>>164259362
No she IS bad. She is also very difficult to use but even at the highest skill tiers she is still objectively inferior to everyone else at her job.

It's self-important shitter logic that makes people think "Hurr I won a few games with her and did good so she must be good and everyone else is just a shitter". You have to work three or four times harder for the same results as other heroes which makes her a BAD character.
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Boy howdy is force 50 a great system.
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>>164258932
Don't suck.
Retards will complain if you break meta at all, but if you break meta and then suck it will never end.
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>>164259695
what is your rating
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>>164259638
Yeah she's a slut for the whole team to use.
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>>164259695
what's force 50?
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>>164259695
I believed this in Season 2 I don't in Season 3

POST YOUR TIMES.
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>>164259859
a meme where people think they are being forced into a 50% winrate to prevent climbing
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>>164259680
>she is still objectively inferior to everyone else at her job.

She can do something that literally no other character can do though, what exactly do you think is her job?

You are not entirely wrong, she could really use a buff.
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>>164259859
a meme just like "elo hell"
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>>164259965
>>164259937
>hurr it's all memes XD

How does it feel blizzcucks? To have Kaplans dick that far down your throat I mean
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>>164260083
>not being a retard means you suck corporate dick

How exactly does Blizzard enforce that 50% winrate Anon?
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>>164260083
Listen I don't think elo hell is a meme, it's a very real thing that Blizzarddrones ignore because "lol git gud shitter" but there's is literally no proof of force 50

It's a meme.
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>>164259950
>what exactly do you think is her job
I'd ask you the same thing: what is Sombra supposed to contribute?
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Can you remove all of Lucio's ult with Sombra ult if you time it right?
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>>164259375
/owg/ tell me something

Would you lot be ok with Jack and Gabe being queer for each other once upon a time or would you rather they be disgruntled lovers who are fighting over a row?

I honestly wouldn't mind them having been a couple having a cuddle off and again but I don't want them to be in love with each other. I think that's stupid.
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I've got my eye on you, omnic...
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>>164260083
what's it like in plat
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>>164260330
Lol, I meaningt having a row now fighting over a row. Fucking new years.
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>>164259950
>What do you think her job is
Being an offense character who gets picks, denies healing and shuts down the enemy teams abilities.

>She can do something that literally no other character can do though
The only thing that would be is her ult. Her hacking while somewhat unique is almost entirely useless because of how easy it is to interrupt. Ana can already prevent people from healing completely and put them to sleep to prevent them from using their abilities or doing anything. A lot of characters can shut one person down and typically they also kill them in the aftermath.

Remove the interrupt on damage and the delay between cloaking and uncloaking and remove the cool-down if Sombra doesn't use her translocator in the 15 seconds.
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>>164260319
Yes
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>>164259680
>shuts down Reinhardt and dva,
>can gang healers
>gives your team instant healthe and stops shitter from getting health packs
>can pick off most players when they're weakest and going g for health
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>>164260330
I would be fine with them being two straight males, which they are. Shipfags are delusional and reaper76 ones are the worst
>>
Newbie here - been playing Junkrat all night. Who else is easy to into?
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I hate clubs, what does that make me /owg/?
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>>164260549
soldier
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>>164260307
Sombra is sort of a mislabeled support who can take care of weakened enemies.
She can deny healthpacks in an area while securing them for her team.
She can cripple tanks long enough for the team to take advantage of it.
She can completely turn the tide of battle during a team fight with her Ult, which charges pretty fast.

If they reduced the spread on her gun she could kill enemies almost as reliably as Tracer, with all that added utility.
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>>164260584
A baby seal?
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>>164259324
>tfw gf
>tfw had to tell her fuck off so that i could earn lootboxes
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>>164260456
>Shuts down Reinhardt and Dva
In what world is she left unmolested long enough to hack them outside of her ult?
>Can gang healers
You know who also can? Tracer, Genji, Dva and Winston
>Gives your team instant health and stops shitters from getting health packs
You know who also gives more and BETTER instant health? Every healer in the game
>Can pick off most players when they're weakest and going for health
Again Genji,Tracer,Dva and Winston.
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>>164260549
you're decent with junkeat? Now it's time to move on to le sprint and click man and never go any further
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>>164260330
I think I'd rather have it the first way. I could understand them being involved before their last fight, but I feel like there would be too much bad blood on both sides for them to rekindle it.
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>>164259224
>You will never rain justice inside of her and raise a family together
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a suhhhhh due XD
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>>164260651
literally me
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>>164260647
>In what world is she left unmolested long enough to hack them outside of her ult?

Reinhardt is pretty unlikely, I'll grant you that but D.Va not so much, start hacking her from the side when someone else is attacking her and she activates Defense Matrix. Now she can't block or run away.
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>Know the healer is playing like shit and not doing their job
>Call them out
>Victim complex kicks in, they go into maximum damage control
>Commendation cards come in
>23% healing
>Silence

every game lmao
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>>164260850
wat
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>Blizzard working out Overwatch movie or TV/Netflix series

Don't expect anything plot-driving from the shorts or comics, lads...
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How the fuck do I get out of 2,8k? I just keep getting matched with 3k monkeys that either got boosted or just placed there after placements or the typical ex master + gold premade getting fucking boosted, I feell like high plats are better that those cocky diamonds (that got already fired out of there). I'm not good enough to solo carry and they just refuse to even try
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>>164260919
Lillie is cute!
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>>164261009
That would be awful

This is kids show material at best
>>
BATTLE NET DOWN FOR ANYONE ELSE???
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>>164261014
who do you main
>>
>>164261014

Play Bastion.
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Guys if pharah and mccree are ulting at same time which one I should sleep dart (I sleep darted the mccree)
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>>164261009
Just give me the damn Junkrat/Roadhog short and i'll be happy
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>>164260850
i wish i appealed to 13 year olds
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>>164261202
>pharah and mccree

I'd dart the McCree. Pretty easy target and his ULT can wipe out a team. Odds are Pharah will get gunned down by everyone else before her ULT is even 1/2 way done.

>justice arrrrrgggggggggggggggggggggggggg!!
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>>164261014
I just play whatever is needed, I got good heros on every role but not an absolute main yet. I prefer dps though
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>>164261505
If they are ulting at the same time, your team will probably spread to avoid getting high noon'd so Phara's ult wont be that effective, so I guess McCree
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>>164261202
The McCree

>>164260909
>>164260605
I feel like these answers really highlight how little she can contribute without her teammates doing most of the work. She's outdamaged by at least 3 actual supports, which makes this using her as hybrid support/flanker idea questionable to me.
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>>164261046
What, did you want Overwatch to get edgy?
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>>164261505
wrong person, meant to replay >>164261202
>>
>Dead eye
>ult thats supposed to like an honorable duel between two cowboys in the street
>but utilized by being sneaky and hitting unsuspecting people from around corners


Uhh, Overtards?
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>>164261682
Some people just really want to believe Sombra is viable and that they aren't just using a spot that would be better filled by literally any other character.
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>>164259462
- Whenever you heal an ally, give that head a wet kiss, making sure to use plenty of tongue. If you heal them from critical, you may suck for two seconds.
- If one of your (non-genji) teammates calls for help, you haven't been doing your job. Lick all the way up the cock. Give special attention to the are right under the head.
- When Genji calls for help, ignore him.
- If one of your teammates dies, remember that it's your fault for not healing them in time. Apologize, out loud, for being such a useless whore, and promise to do better.
- If you die and force your teammates to go without a healslut, push that cock as far down as it can go while you're in respawn. Teary eyes are a bonus here. If you get distracted by the dick in your throat and don't immediately run out to heal them, slap yourself and get back out there.
- A healslut should focus on healing, but kills do take pressure off your team. Whenever you kill an enemy, let a little extra saliva on that warm slick cock and spread it around with your face.
- A good slut gets rewarded for exemplary service. Whenever you nanoboost a teammate, fill your throat comfortably, but keep your eyes on that screen. Each kill they get means two free seconds to touch yourself.
- If at any time your teeth touch that cock, however, it goes straight up your asshole.
- Feel free to stimulate yourself however you like - except with your hands.


that'll teach you.

-
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>>164261682
>using her as hybrid support/flanker idea questionable to me.

I can't blame you, she really is kind of situational.
My main gripe with her is that ridiculous spread on her gun. Sometimes I melt non tanks in seconds and sometimes half the bullets miss.
I do believe that needs to be buffed, but I also realize that if they make it too good then she might enter broken territory.

Look at what 3 points of damage per bullet did to Soldier.
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is sombra viable in any situation?
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>>164261230
It'll come sooner or later, anon. It has to. We're going to see best boys doing crimes and bro-ing it up in the Outback, it's just a question of when.
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>>164261909
She's a fun character and this is a videogame, of course people want to make her work.
Yes, fun is subjective but obviously the people who play her think she is fun.
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>>164262163
She isn't a hard fix. Uninterruptable hack, smaller spread and you can fire while cloaked which instantly breaks it.
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>>164262129
>- When Genji calls for help, ignore him.
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I think sombra will be exactly like Ana they will buff her and she will be op as fuck
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>>164262336
look, it's meant to be training, not punishment.
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>>164262293
Fun and good/viable are two different things. Sure she can be a fun character but that isn't what is being argued. It's her viability and worth in a team composition. She has very very little of that.
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hanas cold
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>>164262163
>My main gripe with her is that ridiculous spread on her gun. Sometimes I melt non tanks in seconds and sometimes half the bullets miss.
>I do believe that needs to be buffed, but I also realize that if they make it too good then she might enter broken territory.
>spread
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>>164262372
Hi my name is Anon and I disagree
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>go tank
>ask for healer
>others say to do it myself
>go healer
>ask for tank
>others say to do it myself
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>>164262309
>Uninterruptable hack, smaller spread and you can fire while cloaked which instantly breaks it
If Sombra gets this a lot of tankbabbies will be mad.
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>>164262431
That's armor for you.
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>>164262431
kek this makes me laugh and it makes me sad
That Bastion has pretty good reaction time though.
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will sombras spray pattern be fixed next patch? not even top pro players know her spray pattern
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>>164262431
>not hacking him into recon mode

Deserved death
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NOTHING CAN STOP ME
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>>164262705
Look at it again. Notice how fast his health drops once he goes through the armor
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>Play Competitive
>Doing pretty good, get all the way up to diamond by sheer determination and skill
>Blizzard matchmaking notices
>Starts pairing me up with a team that doesn't do anything except die over and over again.
>Rank starts tanking so hard that I'd rather it replace my actual tanks on my team.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5f3-jB0-do
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>queue 1v1
>its me vs a gold league furry fag
>easy 5-0
>queue another 1v1
>its me vs a diamond shitter
>easy 5-0
>repeat this forever

when will blizzard finally decide to match me with non retards?
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>Play qp
>Widow, Genji Hanzo intalock on offense
>Torb, Symmetra,Mei instalock on defense

Why does this happen literally every game
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>>164262406
Good
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>>164262805
>be goldshitter
>get matched vs diamonds and masters consistently in 1v1 and 3v3
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>>164262789
Nice way to make a mere 100 SR increase look impressive
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>>164262805

Could I ask you what level you are? I think the matchmaking there is softly based on just level.
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>>164262882
I play qp some times just to play those heroes and have some fun, no one gives a shit about qp
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>>164261854
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Best Reaper skin?
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>>164263167
come on son you know it's the mariachi one (either colour)
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>>164262406
Hana is sleeping. Give her a blanket so she stays warm and snuggly.
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>>164262793
You do realize right that literally every single one of those shots were headshots and he still had time to turn around and dust her ass.
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>>164263167
Halloween > Nigger > Original
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>>164262589
>That's armor for you.
Don't give me that, any other crit-capable character would have chewed through that Bastion like he wasn't there.
>>164262737
Then she would have given up the easy crits, and he still would've turned around and murdered her.
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>>164263013
honestly, after spending weeks of either gaining 200 sr or dropping 200 sr at the end of the day i'm just glad i can get a week of consistency.
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>>164263167
The Witch doctor ones

people will tell you the Maricachi "because it looks funny x'''D", but theyre fucking retarded, that same mentality led to TF2 being filled with trash cosmetics
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>>164263167
Reaper doesn't really have bad skins except to Reyes.

Best are: Default, Pumpkin, Shiver, Mariachi
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>>164263167
I like Nevermore and his Xmas one
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>>164263241
Can I be the blanket?
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>>164263020
71
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>>164260808
>pregnant motherly Pharah

my heart
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>>164263514
Splashbrush seems to really like Mercy
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>>164263167
Speaking of him, how do I Reaper?

People say he's easy to learn, but hard to play well. I'm starting to understand that, as I keep not getting kills and dying more often than I'd like to.
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>>164263301
I don't want to stirr shit up, but what you want Sombra to be is a Reaper with more utility?
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>tfw no overwatch bf
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>>164263167
El Blanco, with the Halloween highlight intro
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>>164263673
I don't particularly have a plan for her, I'm just saying I don't think she's viable enough as is.
I think Blizzard had the idea that her hacking and ult would make her a good counter to the currently popular set of characters, and to an extent it does, but so infrequently that she just loses out to characters that can contribute consistently over the course of a match.
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>>164263301
>he still would've turned around and murdered her.

>Bastion in Recon form
>killing anything

I dunno m8, Sombra is a low tier character but it's not like Bastion can get a lot done when not in Turret form either.
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>>164263514
Splashbrush is shit
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>>164260354
not that anon but I'm baffled how I'm in plat when I can't aim yet play hitscan heroes like mccree and 76 mainly
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>>164263514
>2017 on her head piece

Cute.
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doing sombra-only for season 3. placed at 2650, climbed to 3860 and still climbing. 14 hours total
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>>164263747
Excellent taste
>>164263943
Samefagging to add that the main reason I posted the webm is that Sombra defenders usually use "sneak behind and pick people off" as a useful reason to choose her.
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>>164263441

All right. Surprised you found a diamond. I'm at two stars and I haven't seen anything higher than gold, mostly unranked. I lost to a bronze once
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>>164263167
Blackwatch Commander or nothing, baby.
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>>164264305
SHIT TASTE
H
I
TASTE
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>>164264115
>Samefagging to add that the main reason I posted the webm

Don't you think that particulat WebM might be cherrypicking?
Bastion is the one character that can kill people in less than a second without aiming.
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>>164263167
Shiver
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>>164262129
>Each kill they get means two free seconds to touch yourself.
>- Feel free to stimulate yourself however you like - except with your hands.
???
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>>164263167
Winter Reaps is LITERALLY the best Reaps

No protip needed, you literally can't prove me wrong
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Im spending New Years Eve with Hana
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>>164264352
I bet you're a dirty 76fag.
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>>164248091
Tracer voted Yes for Brexit obviously
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>>164264732
fucking faggot
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>>164263167
Shiver > Halloween = Blackwatch >> Nevermore >= Mariachi >>> recolors

Shiver's particle effects are amazing
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>>164263595
That is true that he's easy to play, but shit if you don't know how to play him well. If you don't feel like you're contributing, then just bully tanks, get in their face and keep shooting.
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>>164264115
I'm not a "sombra defender", that damage output sounds alright to me. She's certainly not top dps as something like a 76 or a D.Va could've probably killed that faster, but it still took less than 2 seconds of spray to leave that bastion with 20 hp? That's like going through 380 hp in that time
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>>164264836
Hats gay about spending time with a girl?
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>>164264376
Isn't a big part of the argument against Bastion that without another teammate to defend him he gets rolled by the other team in his primary DPS mode because he can't dodge?
Is there really a better opportunity for a flanker than a sentry Bastion who's totally unaware of them?
I mean, fucking Torb would've gotten that kill easily.

If you have an example of a better flanking opportunity where Sombra excels at compared to other flankers, by all means, post it. But I actually think the webm I posted gives an example where just about everything was stacked in her favor, except for not having someone else already fighting the Bastion.
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>Win against people playing the fucking meta in QP with no healers
>Laugh at them and call them shitters
>LOL SALT YOU ARE SO TILTED LULELELEULUEL!1!11
Where did this retardation come from? Did it come from League?
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>>164265026
i bet you think having sex with girls isnt gay either
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>>164264098
How to master her spray pattern?
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>>164265087
sjw redditors

now that overwatch has established itself as a very friendly and liberal environment, SJW gamers flock to it in droves along with their infantile mentality and inability to properly respond to banter (because they've never been exposed to it in their entire lives)
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>>164249565
Zarya guy is a total bro.
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>>164248776
She tells enemies to "get stuffed" when she kills them, and calls people "wankers" with her punk skins. Tracer doesn't mince insults.
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>>164264806
You have to go back
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>>164261230
Why does that KFC looks so angry?
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>>164264957
>it still took less than 2 seconds of spray to leave that bastion with 20 hp?
And what did that accomplish, and what would another character have accomplished with the same opportunity?
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>>164264070
When it's 2077 in the OW universe...
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>>164265424
What other character could ever get that opportunity in the first place? I'm actually curious, how much time would it take for genji, reaper or tracer to kill a bastion in that position?
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>>164265505

Really made me think.
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>>164248091
>More hostile towards Sombra than she is to Widowmaker
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what would be the % accuracy you expect to see from a pharah in diamond
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>>164259462
>Amari or Horus
>not mature
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>flank Volskaya A on defense while my team is getting pushed hard
>headshot kill both their mercy and ana straight off the bat
>fuck up a nano boosted tactical visor soldier with two headshots
>freeze roadhog as he's winding up his ultimate
>throw out my blizzard, finish off the other fags and secure us the game
>play of the game is some faggot mercy pressing q to revive 2 people and walking into a graviton surge
BLIZZARD??? WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK
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Why is this game still not dead, /v/ told me it was going to die after 1 month. Even right now it is the third most watched game on twitch with tournaments drawing in tenthousends of viewers.

Should I have bought it? Is it to late?
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>>164265762
>muh potg
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>>164265871
>/v/ told me
lol how could /v/, a board that's 90% underaged kids shitposting about politics and pepe edits, be wrong about a video game?????
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>>164265741
99
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>>164265871
>listening to v cucks
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>>164265871
OW is so popular because you can literally be a complete retard and still pull off 'flashy plays' by just pressing q.

There's obviously still room for mechanical skill, game knowledge and drafting heroes around your opponents and what the situation calls for. But the skill floor is really, really low so it attracts many people.

Plus, it's Blizzard. They've got an established fan base full of shit eaters who'll still be playing this in two, maybe even three years time.

Just look at WoW.
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>sniffffffffff.........Snif..........
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>>164265871
/v/ was wrong? No way how could contrarians who take the easy road of shitting on everything and them making themselves appear to be geniuses when something does fail ever be wrong?
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>>164266074
>He actually xD's over this trash meme
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>>164265762
>get quint kills as 76
>potg goes to junkie ult killing mccree, mercy then mccree again
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>>164265741
>Diamond

They'd wanna be complete ballers at ambush tactics because otherwise they're going to get shit on because heroes like Junkrat stop existing and hit scans are picked up every single time.
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>>164265505
I just bought 11 boxes and I;ve got 4 fucking mei-ry skins
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>>164265871
/v/ is a completely garbage board desu.
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>>164266170
oh course, the only holiday skin I get all even is fucking widowmaker, aa charter I have 0 minutes played on, I buy 11 boxs and get a legendary every single box and finally get the one fucking skin I wanted at the end
Fuck you blizzard and fuck me for buying into it
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>>164265651
>What other character would get the opportunity
Genji,Tracer and Reaper
>How much time would it take for Genji,Reaper or Tracer to kill a Bastion in that position

For comparison Tracer's DPS is 240 while Reapers is 280 while Sombra's is 160 so for those two a lot less time. Genji would take longer to kill Bastion than Sombra assuming he didn't turn around and kill himself with deflect.
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>>164262129
I'll edit this more when i'm sober and not tired

>>164265749
Whatever floats your boat
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>>164265734
Everyone is more hostile to Sombra.

Sombra: https://clyp.it/ovn5lf2w
Widowmaker: https://clyp.it/12lafoec
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>>164266170
>been playing every single day since the event started
>bought like 30 loot boxes
>STILL no Santa Torb or Scrooge McCree skins
JUST
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>>164266341
oh course, the only holiday skin I get all even is fucking widowmaker,
Weedowmayker has a holiday skin?
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>>164266416
fuck
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>>164262396
T-training for what, anon?
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>>164244803
>play on a friend's gold ACC
>gold league
>someone picks a Pharah
>"Get off pharah play meta reeeee!"
>win anyways because it's hard to lose with me on te against gold shitters but my ears are bleeding from all the screeching

>play on my own ACC
>masters
>someone picks a junk rat
>nobody complains and we just coordinate and call targets rather than screeching
>smooth victory with no tilt

Why would shitters so bad care about the meta anyway? 70% of golds can't even shoot up, Pharah's fine.
>>
Hero Idea:

Main Weapon: Shoots a stream of liquid that sticks to the ground and walls and damages and slows down enemies that step in it.

L Shit: Can sink into the liquid and move through it really fast while being had too see.

Ultimate: I dunno fucking ink strike or whatever this stopped being funny as soon as started writing it.
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It's been tough but i'm almost the #1 player in overwatch guys.
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>>164266872
woomy
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>>164266872
WOOMY
O
O
M
Y
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>>164266906
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>>164266349
Armor complicates the math a lot. Genji doesn't suffer nearly as much from the armor as Sombra does.
So far, with gun shoved up Bastion's ass for all crits, I have .8 seconds for Tracer and 1.8 for Sombra
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>>164266906
I believe in you
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>>164266541
This seems like fun
tfw my bad dragon is getting here tomorrow
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>>164266872
This seems like fun
tfw my bad dragon tentacle is getting here tomorrow
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>>164267091
Make sure to give reinhardt extra care ;)
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During amerilard times the thread turns to shit, what a surprise
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>>164267091
Whatcha get?
[spoiler[are those actually good or just a meme?
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>>164267329
Maybe blooposting could save it
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>>164263595
How to Reaper:

Is Hanzo or Widowmaker on the enemy team? If so, kill them with extreme prejudice. They are your number one priority.

After that, tanks.

If Winston or D.Va:

Get in their face and hold down the shoot button. Wraith away and find health if you're getting fucked up. Chase them if necessary.

If Zarya:

Stop shooting if she bubbles, otherwise repeat the above strategy.

If Roadhog:

Bait the hook first, then repeat the above strategy.

If Reinhardt:

Dance around the shield while repeating the above strategy.

Are Tanks dead? If so, kill support heroes.

If everything else has been dealt with focus on DPS heroes.

Kill:

Soldier 76
Pharah
Sombra
Other Reapers
Junkrat
Bastion
Torbjorn

Avoid:

Tracer
Genji
Mei
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>Switched off voice a few days ago because the salt was unbearable
>Start playing comp
>Want to turn it on
>It's gone for good and nothing's bringing it back
>Turned on every fuckign setting but nothing's working

help
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>2017
>There are people on this general not playing Overwatch
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>>164267376
NO, HANAPOSTING WILL SAVE IT
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>>164266989
>>164266349
>>164265651
Genji takes 1.5 seconds to shuriken him to death in the same situation. If he triggers deflect and runs in front of the Bastion it takes 2/3rds of a second for the Bastion to wipe himself out. Nice reflex test.
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>>164267472
I am waiting on a Sunway station so I can get home cause it's 6 AM give me a break
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Drunk New Year Hana stream tonight lads
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>>164267376
>blooposting
I hope many good *dinks*, skins and highlight intros comes next year.
>>
>Open last lootbox of the day
>It's a dupe of the dreidel icon

now they're just mocking me
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>>164267396
>mfw a reaper tries to lshift and run away from me as Mei and I block him off with ice wall

HAHAHA.....AHAHAHAHA....
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>>164266725
Dunning kruger is strong in low ranks.
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>>164267725
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnzVq2t7bi4
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>>164267649
My resolution for 2017 is to bully every Widow player until they switch
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>good friend is one of the worst players in the world
>literally ranked 650 SR, less than the bottom 1%
>hate the neverending tank meta, want to play with him and pick off meta heroes
>start my rapid descent to the bottom, poorly playing as hanzo and genji
>try to hide the fact that im throwing, cap a point sometimes, throw myself to the enemy team others

>friend gets to 800 SR playing roadhog
>ive only made it to mid gold at this point, cant seem to get any lower
>literally throwing myself into Mei ults, yet getting super-healed by my teams ana
>run unto a nanoboosted rein as genji, but they get sleeped

>mfw im literally doing my best to lose, and my teams are dragging me kicking and screaming to victory

REEEEEEEEEEEEE LET ME GO I WANT TO FUCKING LOSE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
What types of maps is Sombra best at? I've only used her on ones that only have one point to control and she's pretty good in them. The ones with two points and the escort maps seem to be too big and have too many paths and health packs for her to keep track of.
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>>164268263
>tfw bullying widow as pharah by peeking and shooting my no damage falloff rockets from across the map
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>>164268303
If you don't know by now that sombra is the worst hero in overwatch I'm not sure what to tell you.
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>>164268538
>Not preparing for the inevitable Sombra meta
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>>164267341
They're good but overpriced because the market is really niche also mine got stuck in customs, you're better off with buying a $50 dildo.

Feel free suggest changes/spelling errors and what i'll add to 'bonus:'
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>>164268538
She's far from the worst, I've gotten really good at her on the one-point maps by hacking big health packs on the opposite team's side, bullying the tanks and healers, and EMPing big pushes.
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>>164268619
Thats a shame it got stuck, did you ever get it? What'd you order?
>>
When is fucking Season 3 going to end? leaving aside how bad is this current meta I just want to get my purple sheckels for my golden gun.

Sitting on 3800 atm.
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>>164268619
Idk. Maybe kill yourself
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>>164268786
You can spend them now you dumb nigger.
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>>164268564
NO

WHY CAN'T THE >MEXICAN INTELLECTUAL JUST STAY UTTERLY SHIT
I DON'T WANT HAMMERMAN TO DIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>164268786
>we will never get swimsuit skins for the girls
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>>164269014
Are you fucking retarded or just pretending? I have right now just 1600 purple sheckels and my reward will be 2000 of them at the end of the season you fucking sperglord.

Also learn some reading comprehension, 3800 is my SR, faggot.
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>>164269081
How the fuck would that even work for Pharah, and who the hell wants to see Ana's old ass in a swimsuit?
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>>164268762
I had to pay taxes for it and explain what it was, i ordered a stallion cock got it for like half the price because it had few bubbles near the base.
>>
http://eu.battle.net/d3/en/blog/20407578

>As we approach the original game’s release anniversary on December 31, Blizzard Entertainment is thrilled to commemorate twenty years of Diablo. We’re ready to celebrate our passion for the world of Sanctuary and the brave heroes who inhabit it!

>Starting soon, you can experience special in-game events and goodies in Diablo III, Heroes of the Storm, Hearthstone, Overwatch, StarCraft II, and World of Warcraft to celebrate a few of the things we love about Diablo. These events and items will only be available for a limited time, so be sure to check them all out before they’re gone.

>A small taste of each tribute is below—keep an eye out for more details about these celebrations. . . and thank you, all of you, for allowing us to continue adventuring in the world of Sanctuary. Here’s to twenty years of loot!

>Overwatch:

>Bring the battle for Sanctuary into the fight for the future with in-game sprays representing your favorite Diablo III classes—along with a new player icon modeled after the Lord of Terror!
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>>164269081
>we will never get swimsuit skins for the guys
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>>164269203
Clearly someone wants >>164265749
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>>164269273
You have to believe.
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Which of the two do you think is most who she really is?
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>Get promoted
>"Finally, I can level up fast and get heaps of loot bo-"
>20,000 exp until next level
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>>164269203
>>164269368
yee
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>>164269273
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>>164269219
Nice, has it done ya well?
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Dance emotes when?
I want the S:76 Dad dance
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>>164269110
>Learn some reading comprehension

You didn't state it was 3800 SR so how could I comprehend that when you were explicitly referring to your competitive points just prior?

Please just kill yourself.
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>>164266906
How?!
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>>164269608
>implying sexy men automatically equals gay

It's like you children forget women exist and also drool over the likes of McCree and Hanzo and Soldier 76.
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>>164269608
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>>164269757
You gotta believe!
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>>164269758
The only girls in this thread are lesbians.
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>>164269486
Since when?
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>>164269810
>>164269758

t. fags
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>>164269837
>>164266906
Is this what means tank meta?
>>
Sombra hack cast time cut in half
Dmg increased by 10%

You're welcome Blizzard
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>>164269847
Can confirm
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>>164269837
>below 1000 SR

Do people at this level just play the game like TDM or are they just that bad?
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>>164269847
can confirm, I want to seduce all the lolis
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>>164269837
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>>164270004
You don't even need to buff her damage. If you just reduce her spread, and maybe kill the translocator for something more useful, she'll be fine.
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>>164270004
spread tightened
doesn't scream IM RIGHT HERE after uncloaking
realistically fixed, you're welcome blizzard
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>>164269950

Yes. Tanking your elo is the only way to win.

Also holy shit this is starting to take forever.
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Welcome to the year of the rooster, anons!
Don't forget to ALWAYS bully your Gengis.
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>>164270014

SR doesn't matter everyone plays the same it's just less shitters and trolls as you make your way up through the ranks

t. gold shitter who got placed bronze
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>>164269667
I guess it's nice it's a bit of a hassle though, due to the odd size you can't put a condom over it so it gathers all kinds of junk like every silicone made toy.
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>>164270014
People around 900-1300 barely try and you will run into too many faggots who will leave the game or throw it far too often. That is why so many people who we silver last season are now in elo hell.
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>>164270103
>reduce her spread

God damn it, this, I'm tired of being worse at hitting shit than D. Va was before her buff.

>replace translocator

No, it's very useful, it just needs to last until you use it instead of only for 12 seconds, then have the cooldown start after using it.
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Sombra now utters a quiet giggle while uncloaking. If you're caught up in battle you'll probably miss it. There she's fixed
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>>164266497
>>STILL no Santa Torb or Scrooge McCree skins
>JUST

>Gold spinning coin
>yes!!
>Yeti or Deez Nuts Zen time!
>dupe emote of her getting dupe gifts
>the most dupe level dupe you can get

well played troll move blizz, well played indeed.
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>>164269837
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>>164269863
After the third promotion, I think. I remember not having to start at 20,000 in previous promotions, usually leveling up once or twice in each game up until level 6.
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>>164270205
Yeah, the placement isn't even determined by how well you play, i played all my matches as a Lucio with top healing most of the time and got placed at 1700 where as my teammates got placed at 2200
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>>164270205
>>164270157
>>164270205
that's pretty much what I thought, just people who don't know how to play the game basically plus a high concentration of shitters

Still o have to say, if you can't instalock 76 and Solo your way at least out of bronze you really do need to "got gud"
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>>164270291

No way this isn't shopped rofl
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>>164270345
No they changed it when sombra hit.
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>>164270345
>tfw DB is kill

Why did it have to be Splash Damage.
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>>164245506
>"What about him in the corner? He's cute"
>"He is, he's also totally gay."
>"What, how do you know?!"
>"Gaydar, luv. Mine's never wrong."
>"That's not a real thing!"
>"How do you know, you're not gay
>"unfortunately..."
>"What was that last part?"
>"NOTHING WHAT ABOUT THAT OTHER GUY"
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How does the game determine the points you get per game while playing ranked matches? Do you only get points if you win? Does everyone on your team get the same number of points? Or does it score you on how well you play?
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>>164270350

My problem isn't getting out of bronze, it's getting out of high silver/low gold

Fuck trolls and quilters the only difference between the lower levels is people who literally don't know how to aim
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>>164270348
>the placement isn't even determined by how well you play

I've been seeing arguments about placements saying it does and it does not, and frankly, I don't care anymore. I just wanna get the fuck out of Bronze and STAY out. I finally bust my ass reaching silver, and lo, and behold. ranked right back down do 1300 trying to get back up. S3 is torture because how bad my SR sunk in the previous season.
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Serious question. How do you guys in bronze or lower unironically stay there? It legit plays like a skirmish match you'd find when searching for a quickplay game.
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>>164270345
It's been like that for a while now

The total XP needed to go from 1-100 is actually lower, though, so even if you lose out on the burst at the start, it doesn't take as long to get the same amount of boxes as it used to
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>>164269486
>>164269863
>>164270345
They did that ages ago, to stop people from avoiding playing so they could get seasonal lootboxes
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>>164270291
> that one guy that got banned from competitive or whatever after posting a vid of ranked before it got the thousand system
Good stuff.
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Well, that's one way to get your nuts crackered.
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>>164270180
I feel that senpai, godspeed and easy insertions to ya
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>>164270470
Here's most of your answer from a dev
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>>164270810
I'm not sure what he is trying to say.
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Is it easier to rank up as a Healer or dps/tank
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>>164270662
The one thing blizzard did right in this screwed up "richer get richer and poorer get poorer" fiasco right is separation of lower ranks, if you can't get out of bronze you really need to rethink how you play the game
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>>164270662
If you were in Silver in the previous season high chances are you will be Bronze. Blizzard stated you will be lower than expected in the current season because there were too many people ranked high. If you were high gold and up, you will be fine.
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>>164270886

nigga wtf how do you not know to instalock your best dps and carry by now? we're halfway through S3
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>>164270984
>carrying throwers

leave newfag
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>>164270954

I still don't get how anyone can get placed there though. It's like playing against people who are using a steering wheel to play the game.

I've watched Torbjorns single handedly team wipe with the turret it's that bad lmao
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>>164270886
Neither. No matter what role you pick, the game play will be rated by your MMR.
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Did you get everything you wanted for Christmas, /owg/?

>tfw still no fucking nutcracker or frostbite
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>>164269429
the grimlin fuck
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>>164270180
Is it flared or unflared?
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>>164271094
I don't either. I hate being Bronze and hate the way people play in that league. I know I'm not bad at the game, but my team is always acting like shit half of the time and it's annoying. You will be better off playing in a group to rank up if you're planning to legitimately get out and stay out.
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>>164271014
Enjoy leaving your "elo hell" supporting shitters lmao
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>>164271204
Hana != Umaru
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>>164270180
>>164271258
do you guys actually do that stuff in game like the healslut stuff? it kinda turns me on cause im a mssive faggot but id never do it
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>>164270350
I climbed out of Bronze via Pharah and I'm currently 200 points off Gold

I'm confident I can make it
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>>164271198
No. I'll have to buy Yeti, Nutcracker, Frostbite and Scrooge if I don't get them. I got all the emotes, intros and every pose but torb though
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>>164269847
no
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>>164271258
unflared

>>164271359
yeah, i love it.
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>>164271295
I highly reccomend 76 for climbing out of bronze, get good enough with him and he'll carry you out of silver too
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God mystery heroes can be a bullshit mode sometimes
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>>164271198
Got everything Christmas except for the achievement sprays from loot boxes. A wonderful Christmas indeed, made up for missing summer and Halloween.
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>>164271442
sounds hot but idk if i could do that, i am a mercy/ana main so its possible but i really doubt it
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>>164271198
I didn't get Rudoplh Roadhog or Mystery Gift Zarya, but aside from that I guess it was okay.
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>>164271447
I would if my team would pick healers and tank more. In Bronze, they are the last one picked and it's aggravating. All I've did the vast majority of the time was heal. It's rare to see another healer on the team so i can go DPS and wreck the enemy team. I'm nt gonna worry about it much tho. I've been doing fine lately and have hope i'll officially stay out when I climb back up.
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>>164271295

Just play heroes that you've noticed bronzes really struggle against. Like symmetra. Even diamonds struggle to cope with her.
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Ryuu ga wa teki wo go fuck yourself
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>when you lose the very last game of 2016
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>>164271442
>unflared
Nice choice
>>164271359
I do, its incredibly erotic ngl
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>>164271795
i honestly couldnt keep my hands off my cock if i played doing that so i probably wont
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>>164271698
>tfw you can't even remember the last time you won a game of comp
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>>164270882
It's calculating based on win ratio to keep you where you are unless you go on a large win or loss streak.

So you are pretty much stuck wherever you are unless you have a large series of wins which leads it to start stacking the SR rewards in your favor or vice versa.
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Sombra's ult is awful
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>+/- 2017
>still no in game way to save highlights and POTGs
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>>164271828
I'm kings row so I can't speak for that, but my bf has a vibrating cockring they say is pretty good for this kind of thing
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>>164272114
>preventing everyone on the enemy team from using special abilites and ults for six seconds so your team can curbstomp them with their abilities and ults

Maybe you just suck.
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Count the frames from jump until flick
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>>164272185
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>>164271198
Not sure what voicelines or icons I have but I don't really care about those.
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>>164272114
It's not that bad. People just don't know how to use it properly. How many times have you seen a Sombra player go invisible, appear on the point by herself where the enemy is at, says "apagando las luces" and then "augh" a few seconds later? that's just as bad a reaper using his wreath form (or whatever it' called) in FRONT of the enemy, then instantly fall when they focus fire him.
>>
>>164272185
idk what kings row means but that might work, thanks anon
>>
>>164272114
Her ult is the one reason to play her, unfortunately she's not good enough otherwise to pay the bills
Kinda like pre-nerf symmetra, good ult but not really worth going 5vs6
>>
Happy new year may all your SR gains be blessed in 2017
>>
>>164272473
>using this character automatically means you're down a slot

I wish this meme would die. In the right hands she's as good as any other character, her skills have many uses and disabling a tank/healer/someone with a ready ult can be extremely crippling to the enemy team especially when they're making their big pushes, plus making a large med kit spawn extremely fast and only for your team for an entire minute is incredibly useful.
>>
>>164272114
>Wait until your s76 has ult
>Click q
>"I've got you in my sights"

gg ez
>>
is it despicable that i like moonmoon
>>
>>164272693
Precisely. It grinds my gears when I have a DVA on my team, she uses her self destruct, and the reign saves the team and himself when it could've taken them out. ffs just have a good sombra that KNOWS how to play and use the ultimate correctly then you're golden.
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>>164272279
do people usually talk and coordinate in your quick play matches
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>stand between 3 tanks
>spin your camera to a random angle
>click
>spam e and ada

100% of damage done as healing
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>>164272730
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>>164272114
literally the best thing about her
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>>164272889
>match where everyone is fighting on the point
>our D. Va activates her Ult, the enemy team runs behind Rein and Zarya
>I pop EMP just before the mech explodes, Rein's shield and Zarya's bubbles all disappear
>KABOOM!!
>"TEAM KILL!"

I never felt so satisfied in my life, not even when I first got laid.
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>>164272993
do people do that in your comp matches?
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>>164273034
this one!
*unzips dick*
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>>164272841
Different people like different things, anon. I will still like you.
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>>164273146
kinda
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>>164273167
I WANT TO ________ THAT RABBIT
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Pharah
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>>164273503
celebrate new years with
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>>164270070
When are they gonna add a hero who is a 12 year old girl.

they have robots they can use that as an excuse
>>
>>164273620
i want lolis in OW so bad
>>
>>164273728
fuck off pedo
>>
Post first POTG of the year, lads.
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>>164273146
This mercy is so cute honestly
>>
>>164273785
I know whoever was getting out of the cave felt salty.
>>
>>164273785

>implying it's not still 10:30pm on December 31, 2016

Where can I get your time travel machine?
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>>164273794
Mercy is always cute
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>>164273942
>s76 and reaper comp

they deserved it
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>>164273904
On Best Coast :^)

>>164273886
She harassed me all game, but unfortunately couldn't kill me. Honestly she would have had a better time going after Symmetra's generator that I was protecting, since it was completely undefended by sentries.
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>>164272382
np buddy, enjoy and have fun. be sure to tell us about it too fuckboy
>>
NEW THREAD

NOW
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>>164274160
Is there one of D.va?
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>>164271198
Scrooge and Rudolph weren't legendary, but Mei's was? The fuck?
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>>164273984
>s76 and reaper comp
>literally "this kills the tank meta: the duo"

I'm not seeing your point
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>>164274267
???
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>>164274405
>s76
>countered by rein and dva
>reaper
>countered by roadhog

?????????
>>
>>164273942

>this image

Daily reminder that competitive has sucked the fun out of the game. Half the people that play support in Competitive literally don't want to be support, but they have to if they want to win. Healers are not invincible, they are vulnerable and can be killed. But the way some players are, they seem to expect to run all over the map and have a healer watch over them literally every second waiting for even 1 HP to drop from their HP.

If not for your healer(s), you would get your shit stomped every single round guaranteed. Healers aren't perfect but most of them are doing their best with the role despite not wanting to be the healer in the first place. So unless they're just dancing backing the spawn room the whole round, try showing a little respect.

Rant over.
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>>164274410

-> >>164268619
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>>164274496
Nope, fun sluting is only for healers
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>>164274629
>>164274629
>>164274629
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>>164274385
The reasoning is that they thought it was "cool"
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>>164253370
>he doesn't use Winston on KotH maps and win the game with 56 eliminations

It's like you don't want to take out their healers and snipers.
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>>164274458
>I don't know what counter means
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>>164274746
You deserve to lose for picking Snipers in KotH
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>>164270670
You mean they did it because they're jews and wanted to get a higher chance of loot box being bought through microtransactions
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>>164260647
If you cant hack Reinhart and dva its because you suck ass as sombra. Bottom line.

Tracer and genji cannot turn invisible. Neither can health ems elves instantly for full health several times in a row, both have a harder time escaping, and neither can see where other players at low health
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why haven't you closed this tab?
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>>164247245
hahahahahaha holy shit you're never gonna improve you pathetic cuck
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