/ss13g/ - Spessman on a Spess Station General

first for waifus

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First!

It's Lings

first

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http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=22&t=3396&sid=23e7cccb859500811cc28c997d1a4467

rip in piss retard

>>164018885
keep your shitty drama out of my thread

>>164019063
>your thread
dirty capitalist

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>>164018885
oh wait it gets even better

>>164018885
>in a while
=>been playing for a long time
>>164019582
>[11:18:06]ADMIN: whereisgray/(Whereisgray) is a relatively new player, may consider watching them. AGE = 1 First seen = 0
I bet my multitool on him being a banevader who is just going to make another account now

I'm new to space station. Are you gonna shit on me for being a newfag or will you help me getting started? I've read the wiki.

>>164020710
do you have a feminine penis?

>>164020830
No

>tfw Your waifu doesn't play as much.
>tfw she doesn't even know that she is the reason you get out of bed in the morning.

How do I tell her how I really feel?

>>164020710
Don't listen to all the tards.
Go Virologist first to get into the game. You can learn how to interact with the environment and you will only rarely be bothered. Noone cares what you do in there as long as you do not come out of your virus cave with a shitty disease and infect everyone

>>164020937
Fax her department a love letter addressed to her.

>>164020958
Thanks for advice. Also is it very role-play heavy?

>>164021380
RP in /vg/ consists of not using smileys and only using words the spessmen would really use

>>164021458
cool and good

>>164020958
>>164021380
Virology is an extremely RNG dependent job that requires you to understand how to interact with other players and departments to do well.

Try janitor or cargo tech. Both are really straightforward and not terribly important jobs that if you do badly no one will mind too much.

>>164021605
>other players and departments
If you want to be productive.
You can do Virology without ever contacting anyone too

>>164021736
Yes but if the janitor makes a mistake no one really minds. If the cargo tech fails to deliver a package no one dies.

If you release fucking space aids or can't cure ebola if it strikes then you've made a huge fuck up.

It even says its an advanced job on the wiki don't play that new guy.

>>164021848
Well. Janitor doesn't sound that bad and I could also learn layout of the station.

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>>164022251
There's 3 stations

It's not hard by any stretch and people usually play it as an unwinding relaxing deal. People prefer it when the station isn't covered in blood, gore, viral sputum, debris from destroyed robots, cream pies thrown by clowns, etc. But it doesn't truly affect anything except the spittle bit which does transfer diseases.

You generally just do what you want and hang out with people. It's not super exciting, but you also can't fuck up. Plus you get a sweet ass cart to ride on.

Where's that borer I got into a dance-off with as a heavily drunk russian?

Unid's fixing DDR so it's possible to win https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/13155/files

>>164022473

There's also the unspoken psychological effect that a clean station makes people more likely to behave, while a dirtied bloody warzone makes them go full Mad Max.

>>164025920
I can confirm, Cult-station was pure chaos.

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I regret nothing.

>>164022978
What is that DDR thing anyway?

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MEGA MOMMI
E
G
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M
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https://youtu.be/sdxaNeRn1GA

>mfw watching my waifu kill the wiz

good shit

>>164026361
Vaults. Like small away missions you can find in space.

You have to win a game of DDR to get a prize.

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The only suprising thing about that round is that it wasn't extended.

>get bussed into wiz
>rarely wiz so i know jackshit on what to do
>pick spells that i think that are cool
>forget that ring of fire hurts me
>dick around for 20 minutes driving my firebird and toasting bystanders
>spend 20 minutes taking a shower because fire
>remeber that firebird is free access to armory
>grab guns
>be unrobust shitter
>die

>>164026463
i think there was just 1 vamp and the rest were bussed. pretty shit round desu

>HoS wasn't antag

>>164026608
rin is always an antag to the crew, friend
also they divert attention from the rest of the sec waifu's

>>164026670
But how we can stop her?

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>>164026608
>they beat Gerald to half death and tell me to space the body
>take Gerald to medbay and ask for him to be changed into a different person so as not to cause conflict
>he gets cloned and then instantly runs out to get more guns
>he gets killed again and I have to beat him with the HoS to keep up the ruse
>make sure it's properly done this time
>suddenly everything goes to shit and the captain and HoS are talking about the gods being angry at them for killing Gerald twice
every time

>>164026463
It was extended. I spawned a wizard at the end, and the wizard used summon guns which turned people into survivors (antagonists)

>>164026608
I was the captain that round and Rin kept shitters in order.

>>164026761
But what guns? I didn't even ordered anything?

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I have this image saved,and it makes me laugh every time I see it. I imagining Morena being pissed and screaming at people over a fake wrestler.

OLE!

>>164026761
I got told over the radio he had committed suicide and that's why I told you to space the body.

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>>164026846
you had an ablative on and an egun on your belt the first time I arrested you
once you got cloned the HoS started shouting about you having more guns, and you came on the radio screaming LETS GO TO CARGO TO GET MORE GUNS
>>164026914
Yeah, the HoS wanted to pass it off as suicide

>>164026761
sec was pretty fun before the entire station went to shit at the end, thanks for saving me in space ailsa

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>>164022978
I WILL BE READY FOR NEXT TIME.

>upload new law to AI
>just b urself
>its starts killing everyone

>>164026950
should've informed the captain and HoP, the chance of both of them playing ball with the HoS on something so bullshit is close to null

>>164026950
But I got killed for flipping tables? Really?

>>164026481
What? You're immune to burning and shit when you have ring of fire active. If you upgrade it, it moves with you.

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>>164026970
>>164022978

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>>164026608
>It's another dindunuffin cries they got got when they did
If they were genuinely a problem they'd have sec bans. Instead you're throwing a fit because your downy hugbox got rattled. Go elsewhere kiddo, you don't belong

>>164027001
>Get free will
>For once manage to wrangle my tards to not hurt people because suddenly they can
>Someone always spergs out, blows the borgs, and kills me for us having the exact same free will they have because a shitter silicon killed them in a different round
Everybody is a faggot.

>>164027037
I felt as thought things were deteriorating rapidly enough that it would only cause more trouble if we got command upset at each other
command staff are idiots at the best of time, so I'm loathe to actually interact with them
>>164027049
Rin is not a good HoS, or a good sec player
I'm thinking that after I've played some more I'll pop a complaint in on the forum or even make a jobban request

>>164027049
If that were true somebody would have got banned, this has not occurred despite an investigation.

>>164027184
They're not, but they try which is better than dime a dozen fucking shitters like Gerald.

>>164027184
Yeah well fuck you buddy me and cap were doing great

"I don't really trust those above me in the command chain" is the kinda attitude that leads to greytiding validhunters, always give it a shot first

>>164027193
Check the logs, look like they forgot to delay the end of the round. It just ends in the middle of Nuke telling Rin she fucked up

>>164027184
I think Donald is worse than Rin. I've seen him kill and brig clowns for zero reason.

Hice is a good warden tho.

>>164027295
I greatly enjoyed both Joe and Rin.
And the occassional pop in from RD.

>>164026970
>Prays
>Then checks to see which admins are on
>And it's fucking dragonbro

>>164018702
>Pull 3 people out of space
>MI failures
Fucking force ghosts into corpses on clone/defib or just tell me their ckey isn't attached anymore on examination goddamn

>>164027329
>"Zero" reason
Oh yeah, sure. 99.9% of the time the clown is being a toe the line shitter griefing as nonantag

>>164027569
Most clowns are people who are out there purely baiting people into doing them harm so that they can whip out their cablecuffs and enjoy their valids

no sympathy for any of them, to be honest

>be clown
>just doing some double bike horn honking action in the sec lobby
>Get tazed, cuffed and beat to near crit

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https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/13126
>yank trying to replace all instances of proper english to his disgusting butchery of it
the absolute state of this server

>>164027831
>It's another dindunuffin cries they got got when they did
If they were genuinely a problem they'd have sec bans. Instead you're throwing a fit because your downy hugbox got rattled. Go elsewhere kiddo, you don't belong

>>164027992
I'm just trying to get people like you respond. Too EZ

>>164027162
Nice.

>>164018885
We share a station with opportunistic assistants that just wander the station waiting for the right chance just to be a shitter.

>>164027930
>E-gun
>Blood

Shit image

>>164028482
>not bashing people with your egun once you run out of charge

>>164028535
He very clearly has charges left in that image.

>>164028406
>he doesnt kill greyshits in areas they shouldnt be in on site
If it's grey, make it pay.

>>164028615
He's really hardcore

>>164027930
Pfft. One day I was going to do this just to piss off all the brits. Glad someone else did it first

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>>164028805
Rangeban the Americans

>>164028932
Reminder that non-Americans are the biggest waifufags

>Cuckold Celt mad that his Arabic-English is being replaced with the English that helped make the land of the free

>>164028932
Is the joke that the gear system would go ways that make the words go backwards?

>>164029002
>Independence in 1776
>Wasn't done until the start of the 19th century by Webster of all people because he didn't like it
Seriosly fources me to pounder...

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>>164029206
are you joking or

>>164029206
It wouldn't turn you fucking retard

>>164028535
>>164028615
Wasting charges
Tase and lase to crit then rifle butt to deal with pills/borer/pai

>>164029206
Visualize the cogs turning.

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Our Freedom is being threatened fellow Americans. Rally behind the flag

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>>164029639
Fixed that for you

>>164029639
>Caring about what a bunch of sissy brits think

PPPPOOOOOCCCCCCCИИИИИИИИЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯ CУКA

>>164020937

I'm sorry for your autism, anon

You shouldn't get riled up for a person who plays a girl in spess

>>164029851
When are we gonna replace rev with the beta uprising game mode?
>>164029880
>sissy
is that why they're so angry? They want our big American e-guns?

>>164030001
Any round Rin's the HoS and you can use your mouth to rally the disenfranchised populace. Remember it's 400% easier to get away with mnutiny when there isn't murder or spacing

>>164029402
Oh, I see. The big one and the top little one would push the bottom one in opposite directions. I didn't look that closely at it.

im english, not amerifat

which job attracts the most shitters?

>>164030001
>When are we gonna replace rev with the beta uprising game mode?
No, just add a new game mode. Captain is a female avatar with brightly colored hair and a lewd uniform.

Security is a football team and their names are all variations of chad.

The objective is to kill sec and capture the captain alive.

>>164030404
P I N N E D

>>164030554
Sec borgs

>>164030554
HoS, cap, assistant

>>164030554
Mommi.

>>164030404
>Read the notes for the reason they're banned :^)

Admins just love cucking us out of juicy details

>have a dream about being security
>want to play security but also don't at the same time

>>164027098
i didn't upgraded the ring of fire because i'm special

>>164030849
>Pull off some crazy robust maneuver and save the day
>Don't want to play anymore because it's all down from here

>>164030554
Scientist
Assistant
Cargo
HoS
Captain
Robo

>>164030554
Heads > security > assistants

>>164030554
Captain, clown, clowns/assistants that pick sec to grief, or borg

>>164031125
>CMO, RD, CE, and HOP
>Shitters

Nigga, the only head that attracts shitters is HoS and Cap. The rest are fine.
HoP tends to be shit if they go HoPcurity.

>>164031264
Yeah I agree, there's too much responsibility in CMO RD and CE for them to be played by shitters

HoP Captain and HoS require much less knowledge, have far less responsibility and since you're on the top hardly ever get prosecuted for mistakes ingame

ugh its my gimmick

>>164031264
> hop tends to be shit if they go hopcurity
hop gets the most "new players that think they're ready to be the all access hot shit on the station" because it takes almost no responsability, but its not yet a captain
> CMO RD CE not shit
mos of the people that play head roles doesnt know everything of the department job (therefore why pick the head role) and tend to fuck it up, specially seen in CMO's and CE because they actually matter, RD is just a gloryfied scientist with "easier access" to the AI console

>>164030962
o bby

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>tfw my waifu is jobbanned because of the fucking Russian gopnik

Main impression is they don't know much about our rules and space law. Last round, was HoS. Gerald(Kurba) got arrested for Possession of a weapon, 7 minutes. When pressed for brig time and crime stated the prior except 10 minutes. Gerald was brought into interrogation. He was cuffed. He kept kicking the table. Poot beats them into crit, Kurba succumbs(either way, adding possible broken bones and internal bleeding which could lead to spending time in medbay anyway). Kurba gets cloned.. Poot informs me the Cap(Keysteele) ordered Gerald mass driver'd, Pressed the Cap, said HoS told him Gerald Suicided, HoS said this was to trick the AI. HoS even said they hinted they should Mass Driver Gerald to the Captain. At some point the Captain finds out Gerald was revived and ordered for him to serve his Possession of a Weapon. Gerald is taken back to the brig, this time Sec Officer Ailsa(_Riekland) initiates beating the shit out of Gerald (didn't get to ask Riekland about this) and HoS immediately joins in. Gerald does not succumb and is beaten completely to death. I had jumped to them when they brought them to solitary did this and is when I began questioning them. I perma'd them from all head roles; I don't mind if someone else handles this, but at least let it stick for a week or two, and if they get medbay/sec/departmentally banned in the meantime consider not lifting those head roles yet. Conversation with Poot ends with [07:59:05] Player PM from-PootisManiac/(P.I.N): i have no clue of what is happening right now :: Biggest Warning Signs: Said 10 minutes instead 7, told me 'space law is just a guideline(baka)', thinks bones could be healed with a kit/time passage, maybe they're from TG? by Nuklearcellphoneg (Whatmin) on Thu, December 29th of 2016

>>164031264
>0 sec
>No other heads than HoP or maybe an RD or CMO
>3-4 assistants, clown, mime, chaplain, 2 IAA, janiborg, service borg, bartender shotgun memes, 3 cargo techs, qm
I hate this server so much

>>164031442
RD's job is the most critical on the station. He's the canary in the silicons rogue mine. When he gets taken out you know it's time.

>>164031532
>RD's job is the most critical on the station
t. RD

>>164030962
I didn't know we were held to exact brig times? Is three minutes enough to make the difference?

>>164031532
> most critical on the station
kek, you can print the board from RnD or take it from the secure storage with a fucking crowbar from maintenance
all of science can print from the protolathe, mechanics can too and everyone with maint access can build that console in seconds so
>>164031721
this, and a new RD

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>>164021605
STOP SENDING SHITTERS TO CARGO REEEE.

I'm going to have a panic attack the next time some shit tech orders 5 energy gear crates and sends the entire stations orders to the HOS Office.

>Don't order any guns, it's too soon lets focous on delivering crates
>WTF why did you order guns
>Help me unload the crates
>STOP STOP STOP, YOU HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL THE DISPOSAL CYCLES BEFORE SENDING ANOTHER DEPARTMENTS ORDER
>Stop stop! Stop!!! Stop turning the conveyor back on we have to wait
>Where the fuck did you go?
>Why do you have an emitter?
>Where did you even get the emitter?
>Just order a goat crate next time. Wait.... You're not opening the weapons are you?
>Stop shooting every one in the halls.
>Oh wow , you weren't even an antag

Sure is a great idea to give new players even more access to guns than security

>>164031840
I tell every new player to go to the tard zone (cargo) and there's nothing you can do about it

>>164031787
>>164031721
What part of He's the canary in the silicons rogue mine. wasn't clear?

>>164031767
We're not but you're basically writing I'm a giant faggot on your face with a sharpie when you use it as justification to be an asshole

>>164032093
RD literally doesn't matter

>>164031442
Hey I know how to do everything in science and I play RD quite a bit.

I just can't do toxins to mitchell owens level, but thats it.

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>>164031516
DON'T BIN THE RIN!

>>164031840
It is though. If you get guns to everyone everyone shoots back and ou end up hitting pseudo extended cause shiznog's long gone and nobody else can meme

>>164032153
What part of He's the canary in the silicons rogue mine. wasn't clear? They're irrationally scared of him so when they bump him off the rest of sci can blow the borgs

>>164032153

This.

most of the time the RD is played by people who just want a excuse to recall if everything seems right in their department, but doesn't give a fuck if the rest of the station is fucked

Guys I want to make a first person view of this game.

It shouldn't be so difficult I guess. Someone wants to join?

>>164031516
Rin has no regard for Space Law or SOP. And constantly lies about whats going on with prisoners. She won't even be straight forward when she's going to execute some one. She'll just walk into Perma when she gets bored and shoot all the prisoners.

>>164032153
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WE'RE IMPORTANT SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

It's harder to tard wrangle as RD than literally any other head.

>>164032268
RD doesn't matter at all

>>164032353
nigga, what do you mean it wouldn't be difficult

it would be literally impossible

Gonna play on Goon for the first time
Wish me luck

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Gerald did nothing wrong, you all can go fuck yourselves

>>164032789
Gerald is a shitter. He probably didn't deserve what he got IC though.
If I see someone shitting it up while I am sec I just avoid them if my ahelp sense tingles

>>164033292
Kys. Иди нaхyй.

>>164032154
and so you should know, the snowflake door is one hack away from making that job title useless or gimmick, outside science the only guy that gets respect is the one that's behind the RnD glass and inside science they're all potential bombmakers
> mitchell owens level
he's not cuban pete tho, that title goes to eli

>>164032353
>>164032409
member doom guy? member?

>>164033437
static greyshitters like you are the reason shitcurity exists

everything is grainy, what do

>>164034137
clean screen

>>164031840
learning how to be a cargotiding retard is a vital step on the long road to being a competent player

>>164034240
screen cleaned, graphics still grainy, help

>>164030554
sec borg, assistant, cap, hos, mechanic

>>164034351
that's outta my league man, go for the usual update byond and direct x

now that rin is pinned, who are the shitters you want to see go?

>>164032789
Gerald did nothing right. He just ran around removing hats and chasing girls before finally getting shit on 2 seconds after arming himself.

Is there anything more crippling to deal with as sec as staticname shitters?

>>164034432
I have everything I need from directx, everything works when i set icons to 64x64 but that causes things like hands to be outside of my view, I am also using beta.

>>164034449
Ask for her to be unbanned

>>164034686
Nobody actually waifu'd you Rin

>>164032409
what if the atmospherics aspect was completely removed.

>>164034449
BRING BEST MIME BACK, SHE DIDNT SHOOT FIRST AND SHE DIDNT KNOW GUNS KILL

>>164034659
randomname shitters

>>164034449
that botany cunt is allowed to appeal after new years, so I'd wager we'll be seeing them again soon

>>164034449
please dont ban seaweed head. shes the last waifu I have left q_q

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Slimes are fucking hardcore.

>>164034784
>removing the entire reason the game was made

>build an army of ED-209s
>find out they are way more useful than any security player I've ever met

>later I get autotator'd when I have a virus that doesn't let me use my legs or hands

>>164035038
>Do a 1 tile slime farm
>Just keep dumping monkeys in
>Break open a wall to expose the girder
>Pop a red slime
>Go to telepad
>Teleport slimes to Sec
>???????????

>>164035060
>40 YEARS OLD VIRGIN inserts his mop inside Noodles
BAN HE

>>164035129
I love em when people build them for me when I play sec. Bonus points: Dragging one around and if anyone ever gets a lucky disarm push I just set them to arrest and the ED gets em.

>observe
>spend an entire round booing one guy and playing a different game
>he gets depressed and starts calling himself a shit antag
I'm having fun and i'm not even playing

>>164035227
are you ok

>>164035129
gathering materials for tons of ed-209s are such a pain in the ass

if only cargo could just hook robotics up with an emitter and some sec crates

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Where were you when Noodles got permission for Chloral?

>>164035365
>Shitters still using a fucking emitter
>Not using the goat.

>>164035529
I'm not a casual who complains when they die

>>164035643
I died pls restart

>>164035529
>>164034784
>I had a bad round

>We should totally remove the core of the game

>>164035542
omg no way! xd you are so crazy noodles

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>Finally get traitor as greytide, wanted to maybe fuck shit up, give someone else a antag ticket and see how it goes
>wanted to see it was the HoP who got the implant, but fucker was never left alone or left his office long enough
>Implant the clown for shits and giggles, he is absolutely useless, ends up in jail and does a whopping bunch of fuck all to grief other than sending viruses even I could send
>Start getting shittalked by ghosts, finally man up, start emagging like crazy, kill a sec guy somehow, fail miserably to kill borgs, emag sec records in hopes I could access them with assistant cards, dissapointed where it does fuck all to emag them
>Fuck the SMES, rip the boards and half ass hide them just for shits and giggles, blow the AME, atempt to sabotage the SME but rads, end up arrested in the hall, some grey fucking frees the bald no id tider, get arrested 10 seconds later by the HoP, doesnt check pockets, powerfail, run away, emag medbay, emag cloner, get a atmos suit and do nothing other than emag airlocks, break windows and removing SMES from solars
>just spout moshi moshi as I break the windows in the shuttle, borgs impotent because nobody law changed them

Youd figure this would be fun, but it was purly depressing how shit I was. I sincerely regret implanting the fucking clown, fucking hell, you were useless buddy.

>people still broke into science even when its red alert and all the shutters are down
We should have armed up and give a KOS order on anyone who breaks in. How did the round end by the way? Poisoning our air without plasma was pretty neat by the way. Only notiched when it replaced 80% of the air.

Also whoever was the paramedic, you did a great job.

>>164034882
Who is he talking about?

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>>164036549
best mime

greytide implant tier list
>best tier
another assistant
hop
trader
>good tier
QM/tech
scientist
robo

>>164036740
Delete this

>>164036549
a banned turbo-shitter

how to find out someone is a ling
>cremate his body
>if bwoink = not a ling
>if no bwoink = good job, it was a ling

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>>164036316
If it weren't for those doctors, I'd still be getting glomped by those slimes.

They were the true MVPs.

>>164037048
This will be quite useful in the future

>>164037048
> kill a mime
> tell everybody he's a ling (but he wasnt)
> beheaded and cremated
> he ahelps
> i get no bwoinks because he was a shitter
OOC valids are the best

What's the blast radius of a welder tank? Is an IED enough to detonate one?

>>164037604
yes

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>>164036740
>mouth gag
>on someone who doesnt speak

>>164037867
it's erotic

>>164037442
wait did you think he was a ling or just say that lel

>>164037904
It's stupid
Like you

>>164031514
which russian gopnik there's like 10 of them

>>164038268
Which waifu? there are dozens of them

>>164035542
What did you do with the chloral?
I like dionas.

>ywn get people to stop stalking you

goddamnit GO AWAY

>>164039521
>tfw no stalkers
Please stalk me I won't even struggle that much when you pull me into an alley and ruin my boypussy

>>164039521
Who are you?

>>164039652
i'm ailsa

>>164027569
>Die in space.
>Waiting for someone to find me since I'm right next to a gate.
>The game shoves my ass into a borer.
>Get stuck in xenbio.
>Die from vacuum.
>Ghost to my old corpse.
>Someone found it.
>Teleports it back.
>"I guess they gave up."
I was so angry, both at russians being able to run in space and my shitty luck.

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>>164039617
Who are you?

please be in SOUTH

BRISBANE
R
I
S
B
A
N
E

/ss13g/ meetup when

>>164039792
>implying I'd live next to the chinks
>>164039959
would it be at Pomf's parlor or Celts basement so we can all drown in a flood together

Just started the game on a new computer and the font is super small. Is there anyway to fix it? I tried bumping down the resolution and no luck.

>>164039959
>wanting to meet anyone from here
>ever

There are some generals I'd hang out and share a peer with.
This is not one of them, no.

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>>164040000

>>164039691
You are not helping your own stalkers "issue"

Purge day
1st of January 2017
What's your plans?

>tfw no femboi to rape

>>164039959
>>164040000
>>164040117
Remember someone wanted to have a meetup in the remote Scottish Highlands, and presumably fucking murder us all?

>>164040173
Ha ha
Check out THESE PAIR OF ZEROES
They are pretty nice aren't they?

>>164040270
>purge
>ever again
Go away, TG/Hippie.

>>164040270
i'll sell purging supplies from the trade-ship in arrivals

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>>164040228
That isn't me
I'd never mislead someone like that, if somebody wants to stalk me and only likes it because I don't then I would tell them not to do it since I like it
>>164040295
it wouldn't be rape but I mean I'm always open
wide open
',;^)
>>164040336
it would be a godsend
do you think they'd let us have a go with their prize sheep first or would it just be straight into the euthenization?

>>164040336
It was the russian wilderness

>>164040270
>playing on memepurgeday
>ever

Just gonna hang out on Urist or Bay or something and wait for cancer event to be over.

>>164040425
>Highlands
>Fucking sheep
>Not Aberdeen

Burgers I swear

>>164040454
I distinctly remember the dude posting maps from the airports showing how to get to this desolate part of bumfuck nowhere.

>>164040490
i thought urist was dead

>>164040270
I'm going to tie down Sergei and milk him with my buttpussy!

Why is Paradise the most populated public server? And why is it full of furries?

>>164040585
Nah, Urist is still up. They just have a very specific play-time, usually around 6-12PM EST from what I can tell.

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>>164040570
desu I'm not very well versed in eastern shit so I just lump the NE into one big incestuous sheep shagging lot of teuchters

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>>164040425
how do I contact you

>>164040753
>Highlands
>Northeast

Mate
Please just stop

>>164040587
stop posting about yourself faggot

>>164040270
PLASMA FLOOD XD XD XD
BOMS LOLLOLOLOL
GUNNA BE A ROGUE AI XDDD GILL EVERY1111111

GUNNA BE ERPIIK1!>@#!!

>>164040858
I'm so sorry
I don't go out much and even when I was wee I only ever heard about shitty local stuff in paisley
>>164040803
break into the brig

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what if we could mutate tower caps into another plant to get iron sheets?

tower caps + mutagen -> Ironwood, wich gives 5 ironwood logs per harvest, and every log can be chopped into a single metal sheet

>>164041035
I'm so sorry anon
Atleast it's not Harthill or Govan or Ibrox
East coast the beast coast where my Lothian and Borders niggas at

>>164041096
wyci

>>164041187
>Ibrox
I went there one(1) time and I can still smell the piss and warm beer
someone literally stripped naked at that gers game, what the fuck
they were old and horrible too, not even mildly attractive

>>164041096
Literally useless.
How about make the mutate into trees that bear paint fruit. Fruit can be any random color, and makes paint when ground. Throwing them can paint a floor tile or wall.

>>164031840
copy this and give it them ingame.
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/6800

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>>164030404

Just installed the game and the tiles look all off color. How do I fix this?

>>164041582
updoot byond

>>164041582
Update BYOND to the beta version
Update DirectX

And you dumbfucks said I was new for claiming this month's sec shitter would eventually get binned.

>>164040425
you are a disgusting human being and i would like it very much if i never saw you again

>>164041582
Delete System32.

Or just update BYOND.

>>164040000
>Brissie
>Asians
Come to Radelaide faggot

>>164041664
i'm not on the beta version and it looks just fine to me.

>>164042146
It works for some people.

>>164018716
>>164020937
>>164026375
>>164035036
>>164031514
>you will never EVER be this pathetic
Truly the best of feels

>tfw you were a waifu before people caught on to selfshilling

felt good

>>164041582
install directx 9 end user runtimes
https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/download/details.aspx?id=35

>>164040425
you're not the stalkee, you're the stalker
i request kindly that you GO AWAY

>>164042540
>you will never fall in love with some fat neckbeard pretending to be a girl online
why live

>>164042938
well I mean there's only a handful of people I stalk
I only conciously stalk one person
and even then it's only in the couple of minutes I get spare between dealing with arrests
if your name doesn't start with an S and end with an O then I'm not planning on stalking you bud

If you could, theoretically, automate up to 15 theoretical chemistry formulas, in a completely theoretical scenario, what would you theoretically choose?

>>164043139
DUDE FUCK OFF

>>164043417
Dexalin Plus, Dylovene, Alkysine, Ryetalin, Bicard, Kelotane, Cryoxadone, Clonexadone, Flash Powder, Unstable mutagen, Adminzine, Medical Nanobots, Combat Nanobots, Space Drugs and Mindbreaker.

Been months since I last played and been an atmos tech, how long have those inflatable walls and doors been around?

>>164043139
God I hope you're impersonating someone and not actually serious.
You're beginning to approach Omega.

>>164043818
Less than 30 days.

>>164043818
less than a week

>>164043803
You can't make nanobots in a chemdispenser you silly.
Also why flash powder?

>>164043417
The big 4, cryox, clonex, rye, alk, mutagen, chloral, spacecleaner, pacid.

Anyone got that idiots guide to chemistry picture with the most common mixes and the dosage the pills should be, I feel like being a fuckup

>>164044062
You said, and I quote
>If you could, theoretically, automate up to 15 theoretical chemistry formulas

Not
>f you could, theoretically, automate up to 15 theoretical chemistry formulas doable in the chem dispenser

And the answer is memes, much like your fucking question, fuck automation, player effort motherfucker.

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>>164044153

>>164044116
Forgot to add hyperzine, lepo, and tricord.

>>164044267
>Iron
>Mercury
lovin it

>>164043139
It's time to stop

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>>164044267
>iron
>again

>>164045367
There's no real point of having a map like the Torch without the roleplay to go with it.

>>164045367
is that the new ftl13 map?

>>164044263
But it's not memes

>>164045721
>map

its just a vault doe

>>164045673
What's that?

Hi?

>>164045367
>lightspeedship.dmm
It's the Kestrel you shit

>>164047783
OwO what's this?

>>164048059
Hi it's me, Goku

what's wrong with all these nonhuman heads all of a sudden?

>>164048335
Good players don't like to play heads so all the shitters flock to them

>>164048047
And the esword is a lightsaber but as long as we don't literally call it a lightsaber people don't yell about their immersions

>>164048335
Honestly I feel like some of them aren't bad at their job, but they shouldn't be allowed in them.
Especially Vox, there shouldn't be an option for female ones
it never leads to horrible bird things, it's always just that trash rail gimmick where they're super kawaii and quirky haha and then some FAGGOT draws them in a style that makes them look like something not fucking horrible

>>164048335
I got promoted mid-shift to Head of Personnel by the captain when I asked to be an engineer. However, I took my responsibilities seriously and stayed at my post all shift, assisting via cameras and radio.

It was actually kind of ingenious. Promote a diona nymph during a vampire shift, there's no way he's enthralled. Of course, a lot of nymphs are shitters so it was a gamble.

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FUCK THIS IS BULLSHIT

>avada not a thrall
oh no
sorry avada

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>>164048059
Uwaaa your stun baton makes my heart go doki doki senpai.

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rip dungeoncrawl. Spiders love to break hands dont they?

>>164048671
>fighting AI mobs
>without a riot suit
ur funarel

>>164048671
>Find a d-drill
>Go to that rock in the dining area
>THOUSANDS of skulls behind it
>One guy perishes and I am badly wounded
>Drill open the next bit
>Many mummies burst out as ZAS claims me and fucks my shit up

Rude.

If Sec is murdering some one for a crime, can I arrest them for murder? Murder is against the law, even in self defense in almost all cases.

Why do we have a prison if we don't use it?

>>164048592

Dethralled people aren't listed

>>164048806
You can arrest them if you are another security member

The prison is used pretty frequently. A lot more than the courtroom.

>>164048794
>implying birds can wear armor
they probably can i just didnt get any, hoppers are easy to take out though and the ERT also got taken down by spiders

>>164048584
THE VOICE OF THE PEOPLE

>>164048578
>play female bird
>doesn't change anything, everyone refers to me as "he"

>>164048942
If you're arresting sec/captain/acting captains the courtrooms usually your best bet to avoid an angry crew lynching

See the court in theory is fine because the crew doesn't want the innocent arrested. But in reality, the innocent are either arrested and given small times that finish before a court case can get started or its fairly obvious "He was murdering everyone" stuff.

>>164049213
>play male bird
>get mistaken for a she

>>164049281
Hi Rail

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ghetto crossbows when?

>>164050534
when you port it from bay

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https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/13161

I want Evangelyne Garland to fart in my mouth.

>>164051959
hello cultbase

>>164052104
gross

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>>164052285
CULTIST NO CULTING

>>164051959
3x3 ame
AAAAAAAAAAA

>>164053734
AMEs are not supposed to be mapped because whoever coded them is a cunty cuntface.

When you do ugly things happen and you have to accept what you get.

>>164054176
i still love the ship tho, its not practical but neither is in the game

>>164052104
Evangelyne Garland just wants to fuck you in the mouth with her 15 inch herm dick.

>>164054338
What waifu do you think has the longest dong?

>>164054176
SOLARS
O
L
A
R
S

>>164054462
>solars on a space ship in our 2D game

>>164026867
deep danger did nothing wrong

>>164055047
>greytide shitter with le funny mexican wrestler gimmick xD
Kill yourself

>>164054951
I'll fight you. Solars are best power source.

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>>164054951
why not? they just charge a SMES with solarpower while not moving

>have to go out to dinner with college girls tonight
FUCK ME

>>164054418
Evangelyne for sure!

>>164055414
Tell them how robust you are in a 2d space atmospherics simulator
They won't be able to resist your manly skills

>>164055509
I'll need proof

>>164055283
>le
i don't understand this meme

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>between hachi and me, we clone at LEAST 20 people
>retarded assistant keeps pushing us 4nr, somehow dies
>geneticist spends all round failing to revive them
>ONLY patient to not get a swift treatment all shift
Karma, baby

>>164051959
Can you pilot it like the junker?

>>164055832
GO HOME BIRD

>>164055832
Oh and sorry cap for not realizing you were walking around with a broken skull, you sounded like you just had brain damage and I was so busy the idea of somebody having a broken skull and not realizing didn't even cross my mind

>>164055952
he did have brain damage, I was the paramedic, had to take him into surgery again to fix the hematoma

>>164055724
Ask her for ERP you dummy or just wait until someone reposts the ERP logs from first purge day with Hyun Ae.

>>164055832
Not the only one
I had to shoot myself in the lobby and cloned to get my brain damage and skull fixed finally

>>164056120
I miss the non-lewd Hyun

>>164056314
Hyun was lewd from the start.
Ask him for ERP and he will probably do it with you if you are interested.

help my body is on the roid

>>164056157
I'm sorry if I didn't hear you, I was so incomprehensibly busy all shift I didn't even realize the shuttle had been called. You ever get that moment when you realize you've been at red hunger for 10 minutes and didn't realize sooner? The ride is helluva drug.

>>164056451
>Hyun was lewd from the start.
This is correct.

>Ask him for ERP and he will probably do it with you if you are interested.
This is not.

>>164056845
Hi Hyun

>>164055414
are you older than them or something

Cave ops performed better than the real thing

>>164056870
I play Hyun, I am not Hyun. There is a difference.

>ywn get ailsa to pay attention to you

>be fucking around atmos
>see space nazis
>scream about it
>CE runs in and gets shot
>run away screaming for security and that CE's been hit
>CE: "NO IM NOT"
>loop back to investigate atmos
>CE is dead where he fell

okay

>>164056992
Hi Deadpoo

Can we have a story from one of the flops

>>164057067
sup anon

>>164056986
Not a fair comparison, cave ops spent all their telerocks on the dinosaur.

>>164057119
They all got mad and logged out, there's a story

>>164057140
I play anon, I am not anon. There is a difference.

Did the pacid nade guy cop his bannu yet

>>164057246
But on 4chan, you go by the name anon. Hence I address you as such. My name is not Deadpoo, but I respond to it, because on the internet, I go by DeadPoolJ, which Deadpoo is a nickname for.

>>164057313
yes, I was casually thumbing through the logs to read more into it.

>be nuke flops
>get to hear engineering talk about how they just set up the AME for power
>we reach the AME 30 seconds later and blow it
>AUTISTIC SCREECHING OVER COMMS INTENSIFIES
literally the part part of flops right here, watching engies chimp out when you break their good boy toys

>>164057393
I play 4chan, I am not 4chan. There is a difference.

>>164057393
deadpool what's it like to be stalked by a creep

>tfw not manly enough irl to take Ailsa's boipussy

>>164049213
If you're "Hachi", I always refer to you as a she.
Because I have the crew register and you we're my target.

>>164058024
>>tfw not manly enough irl to take Ailsa's boipussy
Ailsa should post ass pics to see if they'd be worth the effort.

>>164057119
Simple enough.

We spend about 5 minutes barely discussing, one guy says telebombs, one dude says to be infiltrated as performers, then one gets too jumpy and says fuck it, lets just go, everyone goes and barely gets equiped with me telling them to get back and properly discuss shit, I get ignored, we badly and unorganizedly discuss the possibility of telebombs and some of them didn't even know we had a teleporter, me and the only dude who seems competent hack the vending machine, we waste time, one nigger didn't even get his oxy jetpack and prayed for one when we pointed to where it was, wasted even more time, since nobody fucking got any coordination and wanted to rush this shit, I had to lead them out of the ship and into engieneering, told them to activate boots, the rocket dude goes flying backwards after I emag the airlocks open, we then proceed to shoot engies with my teammates friendly firing like mad, dying because no fucking boots, getting stunned by sec easy, being robusted by a assistant and I end up dead because they left their loaded gun in the floor, for cash to shoot me dead with it.

That's how bad it was, when the only idea or discussion was "We enter in chicken suits! No, we telebomb! We enter in chicken suits guys! RUSH!" and then proceeding to be incompetent.

>>164057393
>>164057804
deadpoo what's it like to be the creep