/owg/ - Overwatch General

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>it's a 'the discord teenagers make a new thread 50 posts early because they want to put the discord link in the OP' edition

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Jesse McCree

>>163815167
First for why the fuck don't we have a fucking scoreboard yet

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Lena Oxton

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>I'm afraid it's been... 9 years.

>>163815327
second for why can I only prefer players at the beginning of the match

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Blue


>>163815397
sleep tight reap tight.

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>>163815337

>>163815487
>for I actually think tracer's voice acting is the worst in the game

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>>163815501

>>163815327

I don't know man. if you don't know why you're losing a scoreboard isn't going to help.

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Abilities that are shit:

>projector barrier
600 HP, disappears after 5 seconds, doesn't start Cooldown until destroyed or disappears, doesn't indicate at all to player or teammates when it will disappear naturally, can't be used during primal rage

>sombra alt-fire hack
Almost near usable mid-fight because of damage cc, only really useful for health packs at all.

>widow wallhacks
Pretty null when hanzo has this as a normal ability at the places you need it

>bastion self repair
Freezes self even on recon mod, damage cc with a character that has a mile wide hotbox and moves like a slug, and sounds like a train when walking.

>RIPtire
Telegraphed like a motherfucker, 100 health that is so easy to clip, can be damaged during startup animation, leaves player completely vulnerable with a high risk low reward circumstance.

>Primal Rage
Can't get a reliable kill without a situational ledge, hotbox the size of a barn, give enemy team 30% for free because not a real damaging threat, and hard countered by armor

>Venom Mine
Literally useless. It only acts as a warning when your flank is being enters, but has numerous ways to be avoided, destroyed even if it does tell you, and does such negligible damage that the ability itself is moot.

How would you buff these turds?

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>be 8% of a match's variables
>trick myself into thinking i affect a match's predetermined outcome

how did it come to this

>>163815669
Rip Tire really needs to be made smaller and probably given more health too. Should be a lot more difficult to shut down considering there are counters to it outside of shooting it down (Zarya comes to mind)

Friendly reminder, it's mathematically proven to be more damage to shoot a tardem with mercy than it is to damage boost any hero.

>>163815669
>RIPTire
>high risk low reward
>it can one-shot Reinhardt and/or multiple people at once

>>163815832
*when shooting a Reinhardt's shield

Don't use the gun if you might need to heal someone quick, bevause the weapon switch takes time.

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How can we stop dwarfs from overtaking the planet?

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>>163815995
Why contain it?

s'cool

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>shoot at enemy
>die

>>163815669
every thread?

>>163815669
How did you not mention mccree's roll that does literally nothing? It's the worst move in the game

>>163816298
It reloads, cunt

>>163815309
Is a damn INGRATE

Is McCree's ult even worth shit.

I can never manage to pull off one that gets me more than one kill.

>>163816431
>"wah i can't do it right please buff"

>>163816431
I'm still unsure if it's an instant kill

I've managed to only wound tanks a few times and other times instant kill

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>>163816256
>shoot rocket at enemy
>die
>it dissapears mid air
>kill cam doesn't show me having fired at all

Nice "favor the shooter" system blizztards

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https://strawpoll.de/6ry3x85

Well, it's been 6 months now. Thoughts?

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>>163815872
and can be destoryed by the following instantly

- Bionic Grenade
- 0.4 seconds of bastion spray
- Single swing of Dragons Blade
- Scatter Arrow
- Hanzo's normal arrow
- Junkrat's normal grenade
- Junkrat's beartrap
- Junkrat's Concussion Mine
- Pharah's Rocket
- Point black Reaper shot
- Firestrike
- Roadhog alt-fire
- 5 shots from 76
- Helix Missles
- 1 Widow shot
- 1 second of contact with Zarya's Beam at 0%
- One Burst from Zarya at 55%
- 3 charged orb volley from Zen

And can be avoided by
- Dva's 2nd life
- Sound Barrier
- Cyrofreeze
- Ressurection
- Jet Jump
- Wraith Form
- Being behind Rein Shield
- Translocating
- Photon Barrier
- Molten Core(If you already have armor)
- Recall
- Projector Barrier
- Primal Rage full health
- Barrier Bubble
- Transcendence.

Do you see how the majority of the cast can shut it down or avoid it BY THEMSELVES. As a team the RIPtire is even less viable.

>>163816492
Lag comp bro. Invented solely to piss you off and no one else.

>>163816431
>be as far away as possible
>be higher than opponents if possible
>be behind opponents if possible

On some maps it just isn't that good though

>mash button
>nothing happens and I die/teammate dies
:)

Remember you are the only constant :3

>>163816882
Actually I got that sombra main in my games 3 times today so he was the constant too

Syndra's ult is a big fat mistake

That thing is literally "Hover cursor, right click, send to recycle bin"

They need to nerf that thing so everyone can stop getting 100 to 0'd by ONE FUCKING SPELL.

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>>163816253
You should join Majestic Twelve.

IN A BODY BAG.
Surprised there's no Deus Ex/Overwatch stuff.

>>163816882
Unless you're in a group

>DPS
High skill floor
Needs help from both Tanks and Supports to do their job properly
Die easy

>Tanks
Low skill floor but high skill ceiling
Needs help from, but not as much as DPS
Much harder to kill

The tank meta was pretty much inevitable.

>>163816492
>shoot rocket at enemy
>goes directly through them
>die
Hmmm... Really makes ya think

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what should Doomfist's kit be?

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>tfw no brown hacker to lick like a candy cane

>>163817246
Mouse1: ooga
Mouse2: booga

Shift: unga
E: bunga

>>163815397

sleep tight reap tight

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>>163816431

get a mei to put up a wall between you and a crowd of enemies before you trigger it, then they'll look around for you like fish in a barrel and when the wall breaks it's lunch time for all of them

>>163817337
Wonder how her feet taste like haha

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So.....

Now that we've established that the concept of maining a hero is retarded, who do you have the most time on?

https://strawpoll.de/xb9w7rw

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I finally got out of that deep hole I fell in. Who knew ranking up was as simple as joining a group of players who are competent?

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>Some fucker named "Saster" on my team
>Goes fucking autism overdrive when we lose a game because Torb on defense isn't meta or some nigger shit
>Gets super salty at me the rest of the game regardless of what I play
>Notice he's getting literally 0 kills
>Spams chat and voice comms telling everyone I'm shit
>Ragequits instantly

So fuck that cuck :^)

>>163817807
Who was he playing?

Man I really need to find a healslut girlfriend to queue with

>some cuck: "sniper repick pls"
>sniper repicks
>some cuck: -goes sniper-

>>163817984
Gottem boys

>>163815397

sleep tight reap tight

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>>163805410
was this black dude fired after this?

>>163818104
If by fired you mean executed by firing squad, yes.

>>163818104
Why would he be fired?
Because the neckbeard was autistic?

>>163818104
Why he looks genuinely apologetic for not noticing??

Please god save me from these shitters

>>163816618
you're wrnog about the trap and biotic grenade

I'm literally watching >>163818361 play.

He is the shitter /owg/. He only plays bastion and never swaps versus Genji

>>163818361
I'm the only god here today and I'm on the other team.
Now lube up, cyчкa.

>keep hitting X instead of C
>keep spamming "I need healing!" by accident
>support thinks I'm being an asshole

sorry

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>solo q-ing in gold
>get matched up with 5 stack on my team
>decide to go lucio and get carried
>we do extremely good, push payload all the way and other team doesn't even cap first point
>end of match
>group leader compliments me on my gameplay and invites me to group
>start q-ing in 6 stack
>forced to play lucio everytime
>guess i'm a lucio main now
>start gaining insane amounts of sr and go on a large winstreak
>get carried all the way to high platinum
>10 hours on lucio in s3
>basically sold my soul to the support devil for free sr
>need one more win to make it to diamond
>afraid to play because I'll get btfo at this level

Is this what life is like as a support main? feeling like you don't deserve your ranking? getting carried every match?

I don't want this life anymore. I want out of this nightmare. I have already lost all my dignity by investing 10 hours in a support character

>>163818547
>healer doesn't heal me right away when I'm weak
>they don't heal me at all actually and despite playing defensively I get fucking killed
>make a point of fucking spamming X any time I get scratched afterwards
Fuck supports, they're either good enough I never need to press X or they can deal with a constant stream of "MEDIC!" that'll hopefully motivate them to stop sucking dicks long enough to keep me alive in my lone stand against the entire enemy team.

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>Double legs
>One is a dupe

Why god why

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There's a fucking Pharah glitch that gives invincibility and can shoot through the entirety of the indoors section of Watchpoint.

>>163818669
At least you got elf the dyke, the worst skin in the game.

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>pick torb
>immediate "uhhh i dont think we need a torb"

if u do this fuck u

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>>163817807
>3v3 arcade
>Obvious 4chan kid in voicechat on my team
>Doesn't get a single kill the entire game while I pull gold
>We lose a hard-fought to Mei-Zen combo
>"scrub combo"
>Point out in all-chat that he got zero kills
>Gets angrier and angrier while trying to pretend he's still messing around

>seagull's autism ended up on the most popular talkshow in the world

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz3BafP5vn0

>ywn breed mercy
what's the point of living?

got two nutcracker skins in one box

what are the odds

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>>163817246

M1: flaming punch that arcs similar to rein's hammer, except you can charge it up for more base damage, a wider swing and longer burn damage over time

M2: shoots a mid-range arcing fireball out the palm that also deals burn damage over time, burning status can be canceled by healing or being sprayed by a friendly (or enemy) mei

SHIFT: bionic arm transforms into a thruster that propels him backwards to escape melees, the reverse of rein's charge, except it deals burn damage to enemies in front of him

E: uses the thruster mode again but you wave it about as a flamethrower, drawback is your feet have to clamp down in place so you're stationary and only have a 180 degree window of attack

Q: the huge shockwave punch seen in the cinematic trailer that does huge damage to whoever it hits but also blows back every enemy within a large radius

basically for dispersing crowds and making people regret going near him, needs long range heroes and good support to deal with

>>163818867
Watching Zarya crack watermelons with her thighs.

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>flame a hanzo picker
>check career profile
>overwhelming hanzo playtime
>haha look at this loser

>it turns out hes breddy gud

>>163818618
Welcome to the family nigga

>>163818909
>dude im a hunter lmao
>*chomps pork rinds*

>>163818896
>African character sets people on fire

100% culturally accurate

>>163818868
I could tell you if Blizzard wasn't Jewish about item droprates.
This shit would be illegal by Japanese law.

>>163819016
why, whats with japanese law?

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>>163817246
Terry Crews is voicing him, right?

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You've accepted it's happening right?

One thing that will fix Genji once and for all is nerfing his dash range.

>>163819016
someone already did the math, unless blizz changed the rate

http://www.pcgamer.com/overwatch-player-works-out-loot-box-drop-rates/

Reminder that after a few drinks tracer will take a dick

>>163819175
tracer's uncontrollable urge to shove her arm deep into another woman is sated.


no more gays from the gay gods

>>163819093
Anti-gambling laws.
They are legally obligated to give you the exact percentages of droprates due to Gacha making people poor as hell. Most games with random drops also include a way for you to get a specific item after not getting it long enough, i.e. coins, dust in HS etc.

>>163819209
Not official you fuck.
Unless they are honest about it themselves, I'll always call them out on their lack of transparency.

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>Lose two matches in a row
>look at enemy team
>bunch of four-stars clumped up in a fourstack
Why fucking queue up in arcade, you ultrafags?

It's not like people come there to have fun and escape the tryhards in qp and comp

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>>163819282
>chu said there is more
>metzen said there is more
>chu hinted at it AGAIN in the most recent comic

kek

>>163819435
But thats exactly what they were doing?

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/owg/ how do I get out of masters?
This truly is the elo hell.
3 tanks, soldier and 2 healers
4 tanks, 2 healers
repeat...

>>163819435
>decide to go super casual in the next arcade match I play, like Attack Bastion levels of casual (although I did win a No Limits match with Bastion earlier in the day)
>enemy team is a bunch of level 300s who are Platinum+
>they're all playing like it's a comp match and their rank depends on it
>no fun allowed
>rig bluescreens halfway through the fucking match as if it wasn't bad enough already
My Smile and Optimism: Gone

>>163818868
>>163819193
>>163819326

Well, it looks like China's implementing a similar law as well, so we'll get to see official droprates maybe.

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>>163819586
Get headshots

t. 4.4k

>>163819763
You're not real, you're just a figment of my dreams
btw how is your D.va?

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Hana Song

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>>163819820
tite azn pucci

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>>163819763
I got top500 season 1 in middle of the genji nightmare by playing mccree. I did plenty of headshots.
Skipped out on season 2 due to the long hole between seasons.
Came back this weekend, landing at 3900 masters - rusty as fuck and very clueless about the meta.
Down at 3600 and I've played nothing but tanks and soldier.
Headshots isn't getting me anywhere, getting 35% team damage every game as soldier only solidifies my views...

So will there be any way to get any old skins that we've missed?

>>163819891

I presume when it's summer/halloween/christmas again next year

>>163819820
I wonder what her flesh tastes like haha

>>163819891
>>163819935
They repeat in next year's event.

>>163819657
>Enemy gets Ana and DVA
>No fun allowed faggot, have fun getting through this choke
>2 minutes pass, finally kill ana, and push
>lmao we got another ana to keep you from capping last
ANGERY

>>163819942
I wonder what her fat marbling is like haha

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SHARING IS CARING :DDDD

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Real talk, /owg/,

I mainly played Lucio a lot, and did pretty well with coordinating team pushes and movement, but I stopped playing a while ago when Lucio's speed boost was nerfed,

Not so much because I couldn't move my team around, but because I thought it'd have an impact on my favorite aspect of him: Wallriding.

I'm interested in getting back, but did the speed boost nerf impact any of the cool crazy mobility this "Brazilian" had?

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I love Hana.

>>163820113
>NATO sends the egyptian air force much needed firepower

>>163819119
I fucking hope not

>>163819783
It's OK, there's not that much to dva. The only deep thing is knowing all the overpowered spots to use ultimate.

>>163819332
Every hero on the game has at least 200 health, junkrat, pharah and symm can 1 shot her, zen, mei, mccree, and reaper can 1shot headshot her. Roadhog and genji can fucking DESTROY her

>>163820118
you can wall ride just the same, but yeah you won't be as fast as before, which ruined the fun for me too, but lucio's speed boost was a necesity before, they had to tone it down

Now ana's heal ball is the one that needs to be toned down

>>163820290
None of those characters you listed can 1shot her except mei and roadhog

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I want to give Hana doritos!

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Festive Hana

>>163820118
Playing on xbone, the speedboost nerf's mostly just stopped the old rush from spawn and contest meme. It's still plenty fast to get you from point A to point B.

And, it's great for helping your teammates chase down that guy running for his life.
Really satisfying helping symettra get that quad kill.

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>sombers has found that SOMEONE has a hidden folder filled with bestiality porn

>who is it?

>>163820332
You can only shitpost on this thread if you actually PLAYED the game. Move along now

>>163820403
Emily.

>>163820403
its me

>>163820259
Tell me, fellow 500 friend - do I need to specialize a toon to such a degree that I reach wellknown renown in the ranking area?
I mean, I'm considering just quitting because of how boring this fucking meta is.
Like, should I pour my soul into a off-pick?
Cause as it is I'm getting raged for picking anything that isn't soldier, tank or healer.

>>163820403
(You). (You)'re the one with bestiality folders

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I love Hana Song

>>163819763
why do people say you hack? are they jelly?

can buy this or bf1 wat do

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>>163820342
>>163820520
>we got fucking christmas lights on meka victory pose instead of something like this

>>163819763
BASED
A
S
E
D

>>163820568
honestly dude everyone at this level aimbots
btw not enumbre

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>ya estoy lista para ese trago

What did she mean by this?

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>>163820307
I found all the crazy mobility he had, like the insane routes you could take the most fulfilling part of this game.

Does the speed boost nerf shut any of those down? Or is it still plenty possible to do the same old crazy shit.

>>163820670
She wants to drink your cum.

>>163820624
Those cucks at blizzard dont know what to do with their characters

>>163820624
Whats in the box

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>people that leave no matter what mode even if they're losing slightly or just give up
Fucking hell

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>no stronk gf to surprise with dick in a box

>>163820624
Good.
D.Va deserves to be removed from the game.

>>163820403
winston

>>163820715
Two whites and two blues.

>>163820730
>choose something out of the meta
>teammate tells me to switch
>we have our 2 healers and 2 tanks
>don't switch
>he starts sperging out
>he leaves
>we're getting rekd
>blizzard's shitty servers remove 1 from our team and 3 from the other one
>4v3 on competitive
>we barely win

Man overwatch is a fucking mess and I love it

>>163820715
GreyGreyBlueGrey

>>163820886
uhhh. you arent a lucio main are you?

>in the mood to slut it up so I play some mercy
>get a god tier Reinhardt who coddles me the whole match
>he calls me a good girl
Is there any greater feeling senpai?

>>163820886
McCree would frown upon homosexuality.

>>163820886
t. Genji main

If you could bring one gun from overwatch into real world what would it be?

>>163820886
Its high time for you to become pozzed

I've never played as anyone but Soldier: 76 in competitive. I will never switch, no matter what my team is and what my teammates say. I would rather lose than switch.

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>tfw you finally figure out sombra's spray pattern

is this a bug? i am unstoppable now haha

>>163820928
Probably playing a real tank that doesn't rely on a healer like Roadhog or Zarya desu

>>163820928
>call mercy a girl the entire time
>even if it's a dude
>start flirting with him so he heals me
>he doesn't at first
>tell him he's a qt
>he eventually gives in and heals me so our team doesn't crumble
>I decimate people and protect mercy as I hammer shitters down
>mercy dude adds me

Mercy sluts would make for cute yandere anime girls I'd protect

>>163821040
Y-you too

>>163820993
Widowmaker's transforming assault sniper rifle. I'd then reverse engineer it and sell it to the military and live a comfortable life.

>>163821006
>move left and right
>suddenly I'm doing a fuck ton more damage with her

I love melting people down with sombra

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In another time, another place, they would be the most loving incestual brothers to ever live.

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Who is the healer for patricians and why is it Zenyatta?

>>163820928
>>163821040
>>163821075
This is a joke right?
I thought the healslut meme was a joke

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Why is there not more fanart of Balderich? Dude is probably the most based and legendary crusader out of all of them. Reinhardt was probably a mere Lieutenant or maybe Captain and is still known for being a complete badass, what complete feats of testosterone and omnic crushing did this guy do?

Guy probably commanded entire legions of crusaders, lead charges that rivaled the Light Brigade and D-Day combined, and saved more lives in the war than Mercy in her entire career.

His last stand was probably him taking down almost the entire omnic forces that threatened Munich with himself and a handful of other crusaders, and probably fought like a bear even if his body was filled with bullets and wounds, in a battle that would make the Song of Roland look like a pillow fight. No doubt he defeated or routed the entire omnic force by making them think that he was unkillable or some sort of death machine, where he marched back to his throne room and sat down knowing he had taken the mantle of most badass human.

Anyway anyone got any good art of this dude?

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reinhardt nerfs fucking when?

just look at this shit, he's part of literally every team composition

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>>163821152

>>163821214
lol that Reinhardt skin is okay

>>163821171
Its not a meme, its a lifestyle

What is it about overwatch that pulls in all the fags, girls and lore/ship faggots?

>>163821228
>D.va, Reinhardt, Roadhog, Zarya
>four fucking tanks
come on now

>>163821171
no

But it only fits for mercy

>Zenyatta deals damage and heals without having to follow his target
>Lucio gives many players heals as well as speed boost
>Ana can heal plenty as well as prevent heals and snipe some characters

While mercy is dedicated to healing a single target and nothing else, she's buttplugged into them, she has no other purpose. Only 1 task sluts would use her

>>163815397

sleep tight reap tight

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>>163821214
Dude was probably the biggest human ever, fi game models are to believed.

>>163821343
It's a casual baby game so of course fags and girls love it, they can actually play it.
Plus Blizzard went out of their way to feed these fuckers lore and ships.

>>163821353
>>163821331
is it fun?

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>>163821214

>>163821438
If you like doing a single thing at all times then yeah like sucking my dick by healing me

>>163821214
He'd be based, but if you Google image search Germans youd understand why it's just sad.

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>Join game
>35 ping in spawn
>As soon as attackers get out of spawn my ping spikes to 1500

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>there are people IN THIS VERY THREAD that think 2-2-2 is still relevant

>>163821438
As someone who spent all day edging myself playing the challenge, it's a fucking thrill

>>163821438
Its glorious

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>There are players above Gold rank that unironically play as Mercy

>>163821561

thats a really fucked up board dont go there

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>>163815397

>>163821561
it's not?

>>163821728

>not "sleep tight, reap tight"

>>163819586
I'm surprised you have 2 healers, I just blew through Masters to GM and a good 90% of my games I was solo healing on Ana.

>>163821561
Yet i wish the retards i come across would play at least that.

>>163821584
>>163821582
whats it like? Any really good experiences?

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>>163815397

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>>163821561
>people don't know about the double tank, triple support, 1 dps meta

>>163821561
>he doesn't play the 4 offense, 1 tank and 1 widow maker meta

People who waste their slot on healing are truly pathetic. Get good and don't get hit

>>163821931
>no 5 supports 1 tank meta
What is that, wood?

>>163821828
All games go:
>3 tanks, 1 healer
Hmm, so I pick soldier I guess?
>3 tanks, soldier, 1 healer
But I don't want to play lucio..
>I pick anything that isn't lucio
>"hey anon, swap for lucio please"
>nah mate, we can do this without him
>OH MY GOD WE LOST
Rest of game is one big blame-the-anon, seriously I think I'll quit

>>163821931
That would have to exclude symmetra. She's more of a defense hero than a support hero atm.

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>He cares about the meta in Mystery Heroes

>>163822159
symmetra is on the support tab pal, no buts about it

>>163822123
Lucio is so fucking useless outside of existing and wallriding, its a fucking wonder some people unironically like playing him.

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>>163818618
>support main in season 2
>play a lot of ana, get to mid diamond
>start playing lucio because of shits and giggles
>suddenly get to mid master in 3 hours
>mfw I got ranked in master after my placement matches in s3 just by playing lucio

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>>163821214
tfw there is no "FOR BALDERICH!" voice line to spam in the heat of battle

>>163822123
Assuming the healer picked is Ana, then you can go Zen and i highly doubt people will bitch outside of KOTH regardless of tier. If you picked Mercy, then you deserve all the blame you get and more tho.

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>>163822123
>teammates blaming each other for shit when we're just uncoordinated as fuck
>go sombra, hanzo or widowmaker so the team crumbles
>they're all sperging out on chat
>mfw

I'd rather sink these faggots as fast as I can rather than last the most time possible with them

>>163821108
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaJ5six7E9k
???

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Did they nerf Mike Pence 76s ult?

>>163822504
This.
If the team insists on their bad picks and cant coordinate for shit, I'd rather just fuck around and get it over with as fast as possible.

>>163822250
in the beginning of season 3 i was struggling to make it to platinum, but then i just started climbing and almost made it to masters by only playing lucio.

lucio has to be the most braindead support hero in the game

>>163822240
>Wallriding.
>Boops.
>Hauling ass with your team.
>Does respectable damage if you can aim his pancake gun.

Playing the floor is lava with him is probably the most fun I've had playing a healer at all.

t.tankfag.

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I need to know the heroes' birthdays, Blizzard.

>>163820878
Mom why do you have three hands

>Go to 3v3 since people apparently people like that
>"Don't take symmetra from me I'm good"
>Runs around like an idiot and dies

>>163816431
>manage to sneak around the enemy
>4 of them with their backs turned
>it's high noon
>4 red circles, this is it
>it whiffs, not shielded/blocked or anything

The fuck is wrong with it

>>163822240

>being annoying as shit on capture points and payloads
>triple hit + melee + boop is a decent damage combo
>pushing niggers around to fuck with them
>free team wide healing that doesn't require you to do anything
>getting your team to places faster than expected
>free cliff kills on maps with heaps of places do it

hes a fun hero desu, you can be off doing whatever you want and still help the team.

>>163822698
Lucio really is the most easiest support in the game, but he also has no huge impact so soloqueue can be quite a gamble.

>>163822825
>>163822718
I'm just salty because I cant wallride for shit.

>>163822826
>Lucio really is the most easiest support in the game
>What is mercy

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>>163821728
Fucking old ass version, you ain't got no crates.

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>>163822814

>be anywhere at all
>ITS HIGH NOON

>window headshot
>roadhog hook
>mei walls
>lucio ultimates
>4 tank meta shields everywhere

>>163822895
A braindead slut whose there just to rez at the worst fucking times. So yeah, p. ez

>>163822895

Mercy requires you to look around you and be in various places at various times

Lucio is just an independent hero doing whatever while "helping" passively.

>>163821520
?
why
is balderich black

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>>163822814
>It's approximately 12 pm
>OH TIME TO ACCELERATE
>team lives without me expending my ult

>>163822893
Play some Jet Set Radio my nigga.

Young Genji or Nomad? I don't want to play HotS so Oni's out of the equation.

I'd prefer Nihon over both but alas

>>163823096
you can get Oni in 3 hours or less though it's easy as fuck

>>163823206
My PC can't run HotS. I play on console

>>163821874
I found a really qt rein who kept calling me a fuccboi and yellin to keep behind him. He told me after the match I was the best mercy he ever had so after I gave my toy a sloppy kiss I have it a nice deepthroat for him.
10/10 would healslut again

>>163823235
Oh pick Nomad then (or whatever it's name, the one with blue hijab)

>>163822793
Man the people in here are even more cancerous than competitive.

People like this game mode?

>>163822595
>Pence
>when 76 will be confirmed gay

lol

Well Pence is in the closet too so...

>>163823235
Pick Carbon Fiber and be as cancerous as you can get with your Genji skills

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>I need healing
>I need healing
>I need healing
>I need healing
>yellow health on the opposite side of the map hidden inside building

Why is cuckport such suffering?

>>163823312
It feels like all of genji's skins walk the tightrope between kinda cool and really stupid.
feels apt for the character as a while

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thank you, Santa
it's just what I wanted

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>>163823449
DELET

>>163823235
Nigga, I play on console too. I can run HoTS on my 8 gb laptop so you should too!

Got it in a couple hours after getting some randos to help me and a friend rush some bot matches.

>>163822895
mercy might be easier to play but it's much easier to be effective with lucio

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>>163823485
MOAR!

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>>163822914

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>>163823574
Do NOT sexualize Pharah.

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>>163823616
Stop me

>>163823576
Still got no fuckin' crates. I ain't wishin' you a good night, nigga.

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>>163823706
Reported.
Hope the mods take care of you.

Surefour has been sexually dominating mendo for 10+ minutes on his stream

So is every mercy a secret slut or is this thread just really fucking gay?

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>>163823762
>He thinks the hot pockets care

>>163823850
you have to be gay to play this faggy ass game

>>163823767
they're a beautiful gay couple

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>>163823850
The first one actually.
So, take care of your Mercy's, you might end up with one of those dumb bimbos on your dick.

I fucking hate Widowmaker

anti-fun garbage, literally no counterplay against a good Widow

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>>163824067
Oh lala, someone's getting mad.

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>mfw comp leaver couldn't rejoin game cause he got auto suspended
What the fuck kind of retarded system is this?
Surely it would only suspend AFTER the game is finished and not during the game.
FUCK

>>163824067
genji can kill widowmaker with 1 well-timed press of a button from across the map

winston can fry her

or you can switch to widow yourself and use the element of surprise to get a kill

>>163824067
>dva rein winston are meta picks
>she cant shoot through shields
>no counterplay
You're a fucking idiot

>dude we need 2 supports
>sacrifice for the team and go support
>not much of a hotshot, but I like getting in close and personal because I use winston
>go symmetra
>they start complaining we need a support not symmetra
>symmetra is literally on the support category
>they complain the entire match even though we win

I don't get it

>>163824067
Or just be D.va with half a brain

>>163824034
Take care like abuse and demean or coddle and shield?

>>163824170
>team tells me to pick a tank
>pick bastion
>hes not in the category but hes literally a tank
Thats how fucking retarded you are

>>163824243
No, those are different things, you retard.

Also bastion isn't literally a tank.

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>>163824238
Coddle and shield, of course.
Mercys need protection and love.

>>163824243
bastion is in the defense category, not on the tank category

He turrns into a tank with his ult, but without his ult he's not a tank

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Cute

>>163824034
>tfw you will never have a healslut go down on you after a full team Rez
Why even live?

>>163824267
>ulti is called configuration:tank

>visit the official forums coz nothing better to do
>most posters are bronze, rated below 100 SR like https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/career/pc/us/Essedus-1754
>mfw blizzard listens to their feedback when making changes to the game
>mfw this explains a lot

>>163824270
Man mollywop needs to hurry the fuck up and do that live challenge already.

I want a future hero to just be a dumb bimbo girl that contributes nothing to the team and just gets carried

About what rank do I start being hard countered as Pharah? Because where I am right now, even with counters on the other team, I can do pretty well each round.

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>>163824425
Another Mercy?

>the way Pharah wiggles her hips when she does the knuckles emote

GOOD GOD

>>163824414
Good.
It's always better to balance around shitters rather than decent players.
Doing the latter kills the game.

>>163815397
sleep tight reap tight

>>163824489
Someone make a webm pls.

>>163824414
>mercy
>bronze shitter

No surprises there

Response to being asked for anal

D.vs:EHHHHH?!
Mercy: Well if its with you...
Widow: You got a death wish?
Ana: HA! You're on
Zarya: Be Gentle
Mei: .......!
Sombra: Ay Dios Mio! Si
Pharah: Bend over

the following heroes are broken on one form or another and need serious changes to be considered balaced
>mei
>symmetra
>bastion
>winston
>ana
>dva

these heroes are too strong/weak and need minor changes
>76
>mccree
>torbjorn

all unlisted heroes are fine or mostly fine

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>>163824531
seconded

>>163824620
>the following heroes are broken on one form or another and need serious changes to be considered balaced
>>symmetra


>these heroes are too strong/weak and need minor changes
>76

big lol

>>163824270
Okay I guess. Thanks mercy anon

>>163824620
Rein is 100% pick because his shield is op, fix when?

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>when you die as Bastion and Mercy rezzes you behind a group of unaware enemies

>>163818909
what is he supposed to do with those tiny birds?

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>rein, hog, d.va, ana, soldier locked in
I pick Zen
>"guys our team looks good, just swap zen for lucio"
>I don't want to play Lucio
>"anon, take one for the team"
>No, fuck you, it's bad enough playing this meta
>"gg, we will lose shit zen"
Entire team follows this shitters meta bandwagon.
Why does anyone play this game?

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this is nice

>>163823449
>Still in her armour

What's even the point?

Is Pharah mentally handicapped?
She doesn't seem entirely there.

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>>163824771
the point is to unwrap her like a present

>>163824620
>Junkrat
>fine

NO.

All day I've been queueing and going support and all day I've been getting hit on by these road hogs and Reinharts and getting called cockslut and cocksleve.
the healslut meme has gone to far

>>163824885
But you would have to take the ropes off to remove the armour, which defeats the point of it.

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>>163824835
>She doesn't seem entirely there.
What makes you say that? Her lines in the game make her seem pretty normal

>>163823576
sleep tight reap tight

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>>163824576
>Be gentle
Nigga that's kawaii

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>>163824576

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FUCK OFF JESUS CHRIST I'VE GOTTEN EVERY EPIC AND LEGEND (MOST OF THEM TWICE) BUT I STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN THE FUCKING EPIC OR THE LEGEND I GIVE A SHIT ABOUT

>>163825005
Baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more

>>163824620
>mei

Agreed. She slows the game to a crawl with her ice wall and ice block

>Symmetra

Symmetra loses 1v1s really easily and usually relies on flanks to take out healers on attack. She still has shit range but she is great at team battles when you ignore her and attack tanks instead, otherwise her shit mobility get her killed. She's fine.

>bastion

I'd give him more mobility while taking out his self healing, maybe propel himself forward, might help him dodge stuff while being in sentry mode if done properly.

>winston

Bottomless clip wouldn't hurt him too much but I'd prefer something to deal burst damage as chip damage is really easy to heal

>ana

Nerf the effects of her heal ball. Reduce it to 50% extra/reduced healing not 100%

>dva

Revert her extra health back to 500, her defense matrix is enough to prevent damage

>76

He might have gotten too much damage against reinhardt shields, maybe a reduction to it would help

>mcree

He got decimated by the new soldier. They should redefine mcree's role as soldier can heal and shoot targets out of the sky while mcree can just take things out of the sky. Maybe increase his right click damage from 35 to 40 so he's more versatile than soldier in terms of range

>Torbjorn

He's on a werid place. His shields are great, his turret has crazy range but is taken out really easily since it's stationary.


AND YOU MISSED:

>mercy

She's garbo outside of her incredible ult, which needs to be used properly by having teammates all die at the same time and near each other

>junkrat

He's too unreliable, less damage but faster projectile speeds would help him alot

>Sombra

She needs her spread reduced. If she's more reliable then she'd be much better.

and I probably missed someone as well, but whatever

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>>163824478
Mercy isn't a dumb bimbo, though. She's a doctor.

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>>163825074
What is love?
What is free love?
LOVE IS FREE
READY TO KICK SOME ASS

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Not bad...

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mystery heroes is a really, really unfun game mode

>>163825179
beats 4 tank 2 healer comp

>>163825236
>Playing comp
I don't hate myself THAT much

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>>163824705
>they focus the reinhardt that also revived and kill mercy before that
>you melt 5 fuckers before they can kill you or reinhardt
>reinhardt whacks the remaining support
>reinhardt uses his thanks emote

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnJs_V4j1hs

DEAR FUCKFACES WHO CLICK THEIR HERO OVER AND OVER ON THE SELECT SCREEN

YOU ARE NOT FUNNY
AND WILL NEVER BE FUNNY

NOBODY IS LAUGHING

>>163825129
Free love is too tame for him.

>>163825236
it doesn't actually

>>163825294
i do it because you're too slow to pick
HURRY UP SCRUB

>>163824715
>Genji, sombra, widowmaker, hanzo, symmetra locked in
I pick reaper
>"guys our team looks good, just swap reaper for junkrat"
>I don't want to play junkrat
>"anon, take one for the team"
>No, fuck you, it's bad enough playing this meta
>"gg, we will lose shit reaper"

Entire team follows this "pro" meta bandwagon in quickplay
Why does anyone play this game?

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>>163825005
>tracer's response

>match was filled with amazing plays
>but Lucio booped someone off a cliff at some point so no one's going to see any

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>join no limits match
>team proceeds to lock in qp / comp picks
>leave game
>find another one

>>163825417
that actually sounds like a fun match

>>163825510
everyone is so obssesed with tanks and healer they forget doing damage is fun

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Noobs fucking suck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3FrkdPQzSE&feature=youtu.be

>>163815167
uh the correct discord is
https://discord.gg/qju6C2P