Excited Child edition
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NEWS
>New Game
http://gematsu.com/2016/10/senran-kagura-peach-beach-splash-announced-ps4
>Water-Gun Themed TPS
>Release 17th of March 2017 in Japan
>It's canon.
GENERAL
>Complete Character Listing
http://senrankagura.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Characters
>Downloads
http://pastebin.com/VHh2LGhn
>Newest Fanart
http://www.pixiv.net/search.php?s_mode=s_tag_full&word=%E9%96%83%E4%B9%B1%E3%82%AB%E3%82%B0%E3%83%A9
>Dioramas
https://twitter.com/hashtag/%E3%82%AB%E3%82%B0%E3%83%A9%E3%83%9E?f=images
SK: NEW WAVE MOBILE GAME
>How to Play
http://senran-international.boards.net/thread/352/guide-play-wave-outside-japan
>Mobacoin Guide
http://i.imgur.com/RbVpnjU.png
>Card Release Thread
http://senran-international.boards.net/thread/666
>Card Archive (Updated 11/22/16)
http://mega.nz/#!D5F1kSYY!Pm8KOrtA1mPcFxtdqyjIOnpB9Tkef9pS-_w1KtkM9gk
>Card Wiki
http://seesaawiki.jp/kagranw/
MISC
>MarvelousAQL Senran Kagura site
http://senrankagura.maql.co.jp/
>Creator's Twitter
https://twitter.com/kenichiro_taka
>Yaegashi Nan's home page
http://chafox.web.fc2.com/maindayo.htm
>Japanese 2ch Thread Futalog
http://futalog.com/index.php?mode=ttl&s_word=%91M%97%90%83J%83O
>Senran Websites
http://pastebin.com/p5RLbHb6
I wonder why there's so little SK doujins on Sadpanda.
Isn't the franchise a big thing in Japan?
>>163791659
I lay awake at night imagining all the doujins that don't get put online
>>163791563
I love my cute smug wife!
>>163791659
No. It's smol actually.
>>163791659
Because you haven't ordered them, scanned them, and uploaded them, stupid.
Well we ever get Asuka in a thong?
Bigger.
Harnessing the power of the Yoma with Hyōki!
>>163791978
I want to bend her over my knee and give her a good spanking until she stops being an evil edgelord.
>>163792029
I want to make her smile by helping her sacrifice the waifus of everyone here to youma!
BEEP BEEP BEST GIRL COMING THROUGH
>>163792616
>girl
Leg lock.
>>163792306
I want to sniff Haruka's farts!
>>163791978
>>163792306
I am hoping that they somehow steal/eat/absorb other girls/girls powers in the same way Orochi did.
So boys, how badly is my perfect cinnamon bun Homura gonna get shafted in PBS?
>>163792750nakadashi
>>163792750
>>163792892
Is this some secret ritual to summon yozakura?
>>163792879
What the fuck is wrong with her toes
>>163792762
The only thing Haruka is going to make you sniff are deadly fumes from vials of chemicals!
>>163792879
Playable in one mission and then nothing more than a shopkeep. Need to get her as far out of Yumi's way as possible.
Which Senrans most likely have pubic hair?
>>163792879
shopkeep/10
>>163793059
Haruka's not that mean
>>163792750
I want to leglock my Senran!
>>163793126
mirai
>>163792782
Titfuck
Tittyfuck
Titjob
Titwank
Breast sex
Mammary intercourse
Paizuri
>>163793126
Murasaki, after all she probably doesn't give a shit about how she looks.
Kat has probably a big golden bush.
>>163793126
All of them except Rin and Mirai.
>>163793346
Don't do it, she's only trying to eat your soul! Try someone else like Haruka, Katsuragi or Murasaki!
Do NOT fuck the hypnoboobs!
>>163793126
>>163793346
I'm going to guide those poor who waves back on the right path through the power of endless ejaculations.
>>163793136
>>163793101
>>163793126
Shouldn't Murasaki be the obvious answer?
>>163793461
I guarantee Rin shaves down there. Being that she's insecure she probably goes to a lot of extra effort to take care of her body.
>>163793673
Homura is climbing on my "Senran that needs a hug" list. Doesn't help that she's already been burned once by that asshole in her backstory, and is being burned again by Asuka.
>>163793720
Mirai wants to do that to you instead!
>>163793675
that would suck since i think purple pubes would be erotic
>>163793424
>>163793675
I'd welcome Murasaki with a bush but with hair being her weapon and everything you'd think she takes very good care of it.
>>163793673
Apparently she is in fact the shopkeeper. From what I'm hearing from the Japs, apparently Crimson Squad members will take turns as the shopkeeper because they needed a job and this was all that was available.
>>163793498
I got ding dong bannued for posting that pic on skg, with the same crop but with the nipples censored
Are hints of pubes considered way too lewd for 4chan?
>>163793126
If they do it ain't much. These girls are probably silky smooth everywhere except the to of their heads
>>163794763
>post yfw they are only playable as DLC characters and don't have any missions
Never undestood why they chose to call "evil" shinobi this way.
Most of them, if not all, harbor a golden heart and really care for their friends and suff.
Just because you're not a government cuck?
>>163793424
>Kat has probably a big golden bush.
I want to eat out Kat's big golden haystack!
>>163794763
I'm gonna steal from Mirai!
>>163794895
Because they're not going to kill each other if they're honest about the fact that there's not really any good reason for them to kill each other. I thought this was obvious.
>>163794895
Burst and SK2 covered that exact complaint. Asuka and Hanzo (and the rest of the squads, eventually) realize that there is no difference between them. The only difference is who you work for, and even then, that line gets blurry (the "good" shinobi council are seen doing some pretty sinister shit in SK2 for example). At the end of the day, it just boils down to one of three factions:
1.) Work for the government (good).
2.) Work for the highest bidder (evil).
3.) Work for yourself (renegade).
Hikage is trying to beat the 105!
>>163795163
Thieves will be shot!
>>163794895
>>163795179
Good ninjas are just filthy commie Bernouts!
The SK villains did nothing wrong!
>>163793126
Daidouji has a thick, untamed jungle
>>163795465
I think you're actually forgetting that she's a fashinable, cute girl most of the time.
>>163795424
Except Miyabi. She did everything wrong by being eternally edgy.
>>163794763
>Ayame has more free time available to her
>>163795601
Ayame must be the manager
>>163795601
>Ayame is using her jewish tactics to hire hobos at minimum wage to do all her work for her while she rakes in the profits
>>163795776
>working for that Jew
I feel bad for the Crimson Squad now
How is Asuka such an expert on this topic?
>>163795823
They'll be happy as long as they get some of her shekels.
>>163795989
>implying they're getting any
She probably told them she'd let them sleep in a cardboard box and feed them table scraps if they worked for her.
>>163795823
I'd be more sad that they have been reduced from important characters to shopkeepers.
>>163795932
On the internet, no one knows you're impersonating your granddaughter
>>163796125
>it's actually Hanzo
>he has intimate experience with ALL the girls, and by extension has fucked all of them at least once
>>163796125
Then how does Hanzou know?
>>163796201
>>163796210
It's actually Sayuri who knows everything.
>>163796083
Them working in the store is a cute little gag so I'm not gonna jump to complain about a game that's not out yet
>>163795932
Taking Asuka's advice and making Miyabi feel motherly and womanly!
Hikage likes weed soup!
WEED SOUP WEED SOUP WEED SOUP WEED SOUP WEED SOUP WEED SOUP WEED SOUP WEED SOUP WEED SOUP WEED SOUP
Making out with Mirai would be extremely awkward. Like making out with a grade schooler!
>>163797627
Yomi's soups are quite nice.
However, when you're hungry, edible grasses aren't exactly the most exciting meal. People's dissatisfaction with Yomi's cooking are perhaps warranted, but certainly excessive.
Sank you.
>>163796201
Maybe the Hanzou girls since he's their superior, but I don't think he'd have much luck with the Crimsons or Hebijos. Although he did see all the Hanzou and Crimson girls completely naked when they ate his futomaki in the hot spring. That is a canon thing that happened.
>>163797724
That only makes me more aroused
>>163797895
Hunger is the world's best spice.
>>163797724
Mirai is too pure and shy to do anything more than very light kissing! She has canon never kissed anyone before!
>>163797724
That thumb is dangerously close to that girl's asshole
Mirai would shrivel up in disgust if you showed her that image
>>163798320
Mirai is used to buttplugs though
>>163798394
THE TAIL CLIPS ONTO HER PANTSU
HER PANTSU
All of these peasant Senrans need to bow to the real queen Viola.
>>163797724
Source me up senpai
>>163798394
Delete this right now and never spread lies about Mirai's butthole again
>>163795270
Woah, where'd you net the high res pic here.
>>163798586
>Bow to worst girl
Post Ranka faggot.
>>163798603
Sure rorikon-san.
https://exhentai.org/g/1010054/2326fd5e7a/
>>163798586
>not manpakumaru
>>163794763
So which VA is voicing haruka since her first va wont be in the game?
>>163799014
The scans from famitsu still name her normal VA
After 5 weeks, I'm ready to give up. Please. give me your hottest hentai doujinshi skeegs.
>>163799291
What are you into?
>>163799291
This is the last one I bookmarked. Can't promise it's the best one.
I love Hikage! Every Thread!
>>163799291
https://exhentai.org/g/942351/bb280c1049/
>>163797895
I never realised Hikage is a qualified food critic!
>>163799291
https://exhentai.org/g/588428/8ec626c95d/
>>163799414
Whoops, I forgot the link
https://exhentai.org/g/1009239/86719258cf/
>>163799409
Big boobs. No netorare.Incest.
>>163799583https://exhentai.org/g/743731/f3caa5ff16/
>>163799583
My nigga
https://exhentai.org/g/866737/d480f8954c/
https://exhentai.org/g/574293/03f5fc7ae9/
https://exhentai.org/g/886542/39e17c1c27/
https://exhentai.org/g/561163/5104d21900/
https://exhentai.org/g/149348/1c30c1bf47/
https://exhentai.org/g/939749/ab3d336282/
>>163795270
Almost all of their tits can just about slip out if they wanted to.
>>163799703
That fucking title.
Reminder that Murasaki's self esteem problems are your fault
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ifIlTOi7qg4
>>163800186
Murasaki doesn't have self esteem problems like Hibari, Homura, Mirai, Murakumo, Rin, Ryoubi, Imu or Kafuru
She just hates everyone
>>163799583
https://exhentai.org/g/854674/91b943ba3d/
i like this one. tomohiro kai is the man. or girl. i keep finding out too many doujin artists are girls these days.
>>163800186
What's in the syringe?
>>163800692
Air.
Murasaki is for ultimate cuteness.
>>163798586
Koharu is looking for you
>>163800776
Still mad she didnt appear in the pool
>>163800376
This is one of my favorites actually. Thanks guys. Have a few others.
https://exhentai.org/g/1005983/55b1440e7e/
https://exhentai.org/g/1005977/254dba9280/
https://exhentai.org/g/855574/56bd4cc28b/
ssshhh Smuggles is sleeping
>>163802094
>family finally goes home so I can relax
>headache out of nowhere
>>163802205
rip
>>163802094
I want to cum on Kafuru whole she's asleep.
I gotta give them credit PBS seems to be cramming mechanics from various shooters. Everything I've read & seen in the trailer looks like they took stuff from Splatoon, Kid Icarus Uprising, Gears of War, Vanquish, Titanfall, and Warframe.
>>163802819
Jeez anon cum on the whole Kafuru?
>>163792879
>expect nothing
>she gets promoted to being the most balling character with a full Shinobi GH focused on her overcoming her insecurities stemming from abandonment and gets hailed as an amazing triumph of surprisingly good video game story telling
>>163795932
>Make sure to kiss her plenty
>>163803065
I meant to say while she's asleep. Mostly I want to cum on her face.
>>163794763
NO FUCKING WAY
>>163802819
I'm always seeing Takaki playing shooters on PSN so assume he got a bit of inspiration from the games hes played.
RORIKON-SAAAAAN! Where are you?
>>163803387
Meant for
>>163802956
>>163803405
Not now Mirai I'm busy
>>163803387
If our boy Taka's a shooter fan than I have a bit more faith
The skill system already has me hopeful, 800 skill cards is a lot of variety, even counting the obvious dud ones
>>163803515
Rabu rabu rovery Rorikon-san~! Biggu Rorikon-san izzo the bestto!
>>163795932I never got to finish that, I thought everyone forgot.
>>163803728
We never forget.
I want to watch snek devouring her dead babies.
>>163803728
Please do more
>>163803959
That sounds like something Hikage would do. She doesn't have emotions, but she does get hungry, and Yomi would get mad at her for wasting the meat.
No ryouna? C'mon guys
>>163804013
Okay fine, I guess.
>>163794763
Man, my friend is gonna laugh his ass off when he sees that.
>>163804143
I'm a Latino and she's half Spanish. Do I have any chance? And if so, what do I do?
>already fapped three(3) times today.
>gettin a boner again right now and want to fap to Mirai a 4th time.
>>163804272
But I'm going to bed anon, ask again later
>>163804143
Take your time. You're my MVP.
>>163804363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6z4u4nNLUZg
Let Mirai's soothing voice help you relax and forget all about your boner.
>>163794763
I want to buy all of their 0 yen smiles!
>>163802225
>want to jack off
>don't actually feel horny or anything
>end up just looking at porn and admiring the art instead
I bet this is how Hikage feels when she looks at porn on her laptop
>>163804710
My boner only grows more severe.
>>163805331
Oh no!
>>163805331
You know what you gotta do
Good night /skg/!
Please take care of yourselves and your senrans.Tomorrow is the first time I have to work between the holidays and I don't want to. Can't I be a lazy fat ass at this time of the year?
I used to be so much better at shitposting. I dont know what happened.
>>163805554
>>163805664
Well, looks like my hands are gonna bekindafull later on! Good night!
Would you be willing to lose all hair in your body if it meant your senran becoming real and marrying you?
Drinking booze out of Kagura's cleavage
>>163807285
Why is she so smug about spilling the drinks all over her boobs?
>>163806951
But hair grows back, anon. Anyone would accept that deal. You'd probably look like a goober in your wedding photos, though, but you can always have a second wedding.
>>163807516
It's physically impossible for Kagura to be un-smug. It's a medical mystery.
>>163807516
Because Kagura is fucking stupid.
>>163806951
>Marry
No
>>163807573
I meant permanently.
>>163807702
Then just be in free union or whatever, don't dance around the question.
Would you still love your senran even if she permanently lost all her hair to make you real and marry her?
>>163808241
Yes.
>>163808241
Yes. I'm getting her a wig though.
>>163808412
What about the eyebrows and eyelashes?
Starting the bester PI agency of all time with the Crimson Squad!
>>163808571
Oh yeah, I'll get her those too.
What would you do if you woke up tomorow morning in a mysterious bed and were greeted byyour most hated senran, who explains to you that she "went through a lot of trouble" to make you real and can't believe it worked and started talk to you like you're her husband?
>>163808149
Then yes.
>>163809238
Wonder how the fuck Murasaki hasn't gone nuts and killed me yet.
>>163809238
Ask her if she finally got over Miyabi.
>>163809530
>anon looks down
>see boobs
>hand is black
>feels the urge to listen to linkin park and play shadow the hedgehog
>>163809968
>anon looks down
>see boobs
I could deal with Imu in that case
>>163809238
Run as far as I can. I don't even want to imagine spending the rest of my days supporting Murasaki's NEET lifestyle.
I don't hate Murasaki, she was awesome in her BA match against Shiki and her scenes in EV were alright too, but she was written so poorly in SV that it got frustrating watching her scenes, especially in the New Hebijo campaign and in her GH. It's really a shame because her VA does great work for the character.
>>163810062
Have fun making Sonic X AMVs in windows movie maker then
>>163809968
Why would she turn me into Miyabi?
>>163809238
how do i get into these situations
>>163809238
>Mirai
Is suicide an option?
>>163810436
No, you have to take responsibility.
>>163809238
>being husbandoed by Mirai
why is she a Senran? she doesn't have happy boobs.
I would want to end myself. especially because one of the reasons I dislike Mirai is because she bullies my favorite Senran. It'd be absolute torture to watch her bully Shiki for reals.
>>163809238
I would a Minori purely because of sexual pleasure.
>>163809238
Well aside from questioning why she would ever want to make me real you mean? I'd marry her, making sure that it is made very public to the Japanese media, and then one of two things happens.
If an attempt is made on my life at the wedding, I make sure to stab her in the neck and take her down with me.
If no attempt is made, I take her to the suite and bang the fuck out of her. Then, knowing that some nip is gonna try and kill me eventually, I stab her in the face, record footage of her naked body with jizz all over her, upload it to the internet and hightail it to Mexico.
>>163810797
>>163810797
>she doesn't have happy boobs.
The explain THIS
>>163810797
It's only natural for a powerful evil shinobi to bully a vulnerable good shinobi. It's 100% Shiki's fault that she's able to get pushed around by Mirai in the first place. The weak should fear the strong.And also Shiki should remember to invite Mirairai to her fun costume parties! She's so ungrateful!
A little late this time around. It got a little violent tonight. Some cousins got into a fight with some people that ended with a brick in a windshield and, completely unrelated, 2 friends of mine got into a fight over a $50 bet in Madden 17.
How was your day, /skg/?
>>163794763
So since SK2 never happened in this continuity CS never got rich so Ayame has hired them to take the load off of her.
Bless you Ayame. Bless you and your amazing prices.CS better give out smiles for free like Ayame did.
>>163811474
I played Audiosurf because I have no money to burn after buying a new laptop.
>>163811380
Nigga the other Senrans' nipples are bigger than those
>>163811474
All good here, just lounging around and enjoying the holidays
>>163811474
Literally had pizza in the morning pizza in the evening pizza at supper time. My stomach is gonna resent this tomorrow.
>Mirai's tits are A cups
>Ryobi's tits are AAA cups
I don't think Japs understand how Bra sizes work, AA is smaller than A cup, and Japanese sizes don't have AA cups much less AAA cups. Ryobi should be a B cup.
>>163811474
I cleaned my room a bit
>>163811926
>Ryobi should be a B cup
Ryoubi has smaller breasts than Mirai
>>163811926
Ryoubi is flatter than Mirai, you fucking goof.
>>163795465
Wrong. Hair down there would provide no use in battle so it's removed. Only a large mane would provide both weight for training and a distraction to unbalance her opponents.
>>163812071
>>163812216
She doesn't look like it.
>>163812317
the art is not consistent and really not a valid reference
>>163812317
It's the height and the bra band size that makes that illusion
>>163812071
>>163812216
No she's not, it's even addressed that way in game.
Really though Ryobi would be an A cup and Mirai just wouldn't wear a bra at all.
>>163812317
>using art as proof
>>163812539
>using this dumbass scene as proof
>>163812539
That's just Ryoubi being a dumbass and saying anything mean about Mirai that she can think of.
I mean for fuck sake she tried bullying Ryouna by calling her a flatty once.
Pic relate in the holy bible of body powerlevels around here.
>>163812317
>>163812539
This >>163812740
Now shut the fuck up and do your research better next time before behaving like a smart ass.
>>163812740
>smaller than Mirai
No wonder she's always angry.
>>163812740
In game art, card art, character interactions, none of it supports that. NONE of it. Even the measurements are off. Ryobi has a bust size 12cm larger than Mirai.
I just don't think Takaki knows how bra sizes work.
>>163812984
She's actually angry because people are mean to her!
>>163812317
If we're gonna use art then can someone post the impossibily flat Ryoubi wedding dress card?
>>163813014
The greater the cup size,the bigger the actual boobs. The bust measurements also take into account torso and stuff. Yozakura has a bust of 90cm like Asuka but has larger boobs than even Renka or Ikaruga who have larger bust sizes. This means Yozakura's torso and body is smaller accounting for a smaller bust but her boobs are bigger hence a bigger cup.
>>163813229
No post the one where Kafuru has cowtits
Or the one where Miyabi is more boob than man
>>163813293
I want to see this Miyaboob
>>163813014
You're just being a fucking idiot now. The proof is right in front of you.
>I just don't think Takaki knows how bra sizes work
Oh, and you do?
Check these out:
http://senrankagura.wikia.com/wiki/Ry%C5%8Dbi
http://senrankagura.wikia.com/wiki/Mirai/Timeline_1
Mirai has a 52A cup, and a total bust size of 62.
Untransformed Ryoubi has a 66AAA cup, and a total size of 69.
Do the fucking math yourself.
>>163813248
partly, but all art and character interactions suggests Mirai is flatter except that for some reason Ryobi has a bra size that doesn't exist in either Japanese or American measurements on some stupid "official" chart.
>>163813248
...how do you know this information
>are a woman
>happen to study the subject
>asked a female relative/spouse
Which one?
>>163813489
>>partly, but all art and character interactions suggests Mirai is flatter
The differences are so minute, there is hardly anyway anyone could tell anyway.
>>163813526
logic. How does Yozakura have bigger boobs than Ikaruga, Yumi, Renka, Jasmine while having the same bust size as Miyabi and Asuka?
>>163813526
>not being a boob expert
what are you doing here?
>>163812860
Do the numbers really matter if they're usually not drawn that way? If the artists decide how to draw the girls' bodies more based on whim than their measurements, why should I use their measurements when the official series doesn't? Should I believe the numbers or my own two eyes? Which one should take priority when they conflict?
The point is it's stupid to act like there's firm, consistent, established dimensions for all of the girls. Sometimes Mirai is bigger, and sometimes Ryoubi is bigger. They're just imaginary characters that are slightly different every time they're depicted. Don't be all autistic about it.
>>163813583
Ok
>>163813665
I admire via sight but without the math.
The brain goes towards the games but the eyes do towards the...assets.
I can only process so much blood at once anon before I have a heart attack
>>163813668
But there are established dimensions for all the girls you dense fuck. If the artist don't always go by them it doesn't mean they're invalid. If you're just gonna go by the art does that mean Kafuru has cowtits and that Hikage has bigger boobs than Murasaki?
If by character interactions you mean that scene with Ryobi and Mirai, then that's also invalid. Ryoubi's been established as a hypocritical bitch that contradicts herself all the time.
> it's stupid to act like there's firm, consistent, established dimensions for all of the girls
If you really believe that then don't claim Ryoubi is objectively bigger. Stop using art as reference.
>>163809238
Jokes on you, I don't have any character in this series.
Big boobs are great.
>>163813668
>based on measurements
I've always wondered about this. Do you expect them to literally translate cm for cm into the artstyle? Artsyles, especially amongst multiple artists like the team putting out NW art will vary. They aren't consistent like the actual measurements put out for the girls.
>>163813668
>Should I believe the numbers or my own two eyes?
Always go by the numbers. You sound like a goddamn redneck.
Why is Hard 4-3 so damn buggy? It took me 7 tries just to get Haruka to spawn. Four times I created an invincible spinning turtle that does damage and never stops spinning, and two times I cleared all the mooks but Haruka never showed up. That damn hag.
>>163814369
Are there rabbits? I find they lead to the always spinning turtles problem the most, since they'll run off to bully a turtle if you don't kill them right away.
>>163814369
I hate that turtle shit.
>>163814369
Odds are some enemy got stuck somewhere. I remember getting that problem a lot on that map. You could have just tried wall running out of bounds to look for mooks stuck in a hole or something
>>163814517
EV had really, really poor enemy decisions.
Like basically every enemy is poorly designed in at least some way.
>>163814515
>>163814519
I tried to recreate both of the problems and it turns out they only happen when I cancel Jump Heavy into Weak Ninja Art and it wipes out the mooks. Thanks for the tips, skeegee. Time to fist a live squid.
>>163813668
Pretty much the artists tend to draw Ryobi as having the body of a developing teenage girl, with a pair of small but cute A cups, while MIrai is drawn with the body of a child, either completely flat or just having buds.
>>163814769
The fat rolling bitches in particular. Also that wolf pack that can one shot you if they all attack you at once if you're on Frantic mode.
>>163815058
Yeah, the wolves are nasty in general. If there's a palette swapped pack leader among them then just stay away
They're worse without one, really. Then it's a game of if you can party or build a ninpo quick enough while they potshot you
>>163815058
>Wolf Mooks that block forever and take like a fucking hour to kill as characters without guard breakers
>Wolverine mooks that are fucking shits and impossible to fight with slow characters
>Bird Mooks that have to be knocked out of the air fucking one by one because they decided to gimp the air combat in EV and make it so that all air attacks are spikes
>Mole Mooks that take split second timing to avoid and always attack from off camera
>Turtle mooks
I want to live on these breasts
>>163814769
those fat fucks and especially those turtles are the dumbest shit
>>163815627
We're all living on a giant boob floating in space it you think about it.
>>163815330
The fact that there's no baseline guard break or grab mechanic is fucking stupid in general, especially if you're flooding a stage with turtles that a specific non-guardbreaking character has to play through because it's story mode
I liked VD's take on it, even if there wasn't all that much variety even compared to EV. There weren't any guard mechanics at all and the worst kind of mook you had were enemies flying, which were very easy to counter and take down by just rushing and meteor smashing them.
There also weren't any characters that had to open up their combos with slow heavy attacks (fuck yozakura and minori in particular) that just get continuously interrupted by those circling mook cunts.
They're clearly making good progress if VD did it semi-successfully, so I'm sure Marvelous has learned their lesson
>>163815696
Not really
There's only one, it's not attached to a giant girl floating in space, and it isn't filled with milk
*munch*
>>163815725
That's because your eyes have not yet opened.
>>163815330
>fighting mobs of these enemies with a slow or short range character
DW6 tier boring
>>163814201
I wanna fuck a pair.
>>163815835
That looks like a tasty jelly donut
>>163815835
Asuka you're not supposed to do that
>>163815860
I did.
Now lanterns outside my house shoot fireballs at me when I walk by and a spider lives on my roof now.
I don't know what I'm supposed to see.
>>163816061
Now you just have to get on a spaceship and see the truth for yourself.
>>163815921
there was a mission I played as Minori where you have to fight a ton of blocking wolves.
Minori has no guard breaker, her full combo doesn't break guards. The only thing that hits through guards is a fully charged candy pail attack and when you're attacking blocking enemies it fills at a rate of about never.
It took like half an hour to beat
5 facts about Kumo:
1- Kumo is one of the 4 great Mura.
2- Kumo is cute!
3- I love Kumo!
4- KUMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
5-Kumo's mad pussy is a miracle of the universe. The joy of coming inside her vagina is said to be equivalent to 1000 years of pure bliss.
>>163815627
Is that Imu? Yaomai cropped?
>>163815945
I wanna play that recorder.
>>163816305
>one of the 4 great Mura
Murakumo
Murasaki
Murasame
Who am I missing?
>>163814114
I didn't say they were completely invalid. I just meant that you shouldn't use them as the word of God. Mirai is usually drawn with a smaller chest than Ryoubi, but their measurements state the opposite. Given this, I think it's silly to get angry and insist that it's 100% objective fact that Ryoubi's boobs are smaller. There's no objective reality with fiction. Ryoubi is sometimes smaller and sometimes bigger. Don't think too hard about it.
Also, I never said Ryoubi had bigger breasts or that she didn't. I'm not whatever Anon you're thinking of.
>>163814308
I expect a girl to either always be totally flat or always have small breasts, but that's not what happens in Senran Kagura. Conclusion: the measurements don't matter that much. They're not worth worrying about when not even the artists worry about them.
>>163814973
Yeah, that's my point.
>>163816247
minori is the worst character to use in my opinion. which is a shame because her animations are probably some of my favorites in the game.
>>163816481
She's fun against enemies that don't block at least, unfortunately EV is no fun allowed the mook
>>163816375
It's Chikuishi aka Loliconder aka Cyclops.
>>163816398
Ikaruga's brother, Muramasa.
>>163816660
Muramasa is the loli robot.
>>163815723
>fuck yozakura
Yes, please. Jokes aside, I have no idea why they decided to change her moveset from Dudley to Balrog and gave her ridiculously long recovery animations when other slow characters from SV like Yomi and Kat got faster and less clunky. Yoza's my favorite so I tried getting good with her by jump/dash/guard cancelling but shit like wolf packs really got on my nerves.
Then I found out that her Jump Heavy generates a ton of scrolls (depending on the mook density, you can get over five scrolls with one dive) and can cancel into Ninja Arts, so I just leveled her Yin to max and that's how I've been cheesing Hard mode. She can straight up one-shot Hard mode bosses until Day 4, but even then, she can just stay invincible while doing a ton of damage with her Weak Ninja Art.
I completely agree with you that this game's mechanics desperately need fixing, and I hope the next main game takes some notes from VD.
>>163816403
How does she live knowing 6 year olds have bigger tits than her?
>>163817732
Very angrily.
doot
>>163818434
Puffy vulva
>>163818434
>>163818434
hump haruka
bashou, tsubame katsuragi midevent.
>>163820834
drop those big fat kat tats for us first.
i forgot midevent was happening and i havent really regularly visited and kept up with these threads in the past week or two. sorry guys.
Say momimomi !
>>163820950
before the big crowd
>>163820945
that wasnt me. me posting katsu first was unintentional
>>163821089
Is it just me or does Bashou seem extra thicc compared to the other girls?
>>163820950
>>163821089
PrismColor
that's all
this event ends early in the morning compared to most events, which end pretty late into the night
see you all in 4 days
maybe
>>163821089
Well you SHOULD always post Katsunee first anyway. We love Katsunee here.
>>163821195
I've noticed that Tsubame always seems to be that one New Wave artist that draws really thick lines. The one who can't draw Haruka's hair right.
>>163821173
It's just the artist, her measurements are below average and almost the same as this cute narcoleptic
Speaking of which god damn it I woke up in the middle of the goddamn night and feel too rested to go back to sleep
DOOT
>>163822580
>>163822580
>>163823003
URRGGH FLATTER!
card anon here again
someone managed to get her
stats are pretty much what i was expecting. they're not great. not bad either, though. just slightly above a reward LR in terms of stats. the person who got her has consistently been #1 in events for the past month, so they're the only person who has it, for now.
Stay in the shadows
Cheer at the gallows
This is a round up
This is a low flying panic attack
Sing a song on the jukebox that goes
Burn the witch
Burn the witch
We know where you live
>>163825529
I want a skeleton senran
We've become so good at fooling all
So good, we often fool ourselves
We think twice and always turn around,
A comfortable frown
So jump, we'll sit and burn a lie
There's no wrong, there's no right
And I ain't gonna be here too long, too long
No I ain't gonna be here too long, too long
I'm considering doing something irreversable
>>163828486
Anon no
>>163828621
I'm swear I'm gonna do it
I'm really gonnabuy all the estival versus DLC
>>163828695
No anon
Stop
Don't do that
>>163828695
YAMERO
>>163828695
If you are going to do that at leastbuy them in pack and not individually
>>163828695
Let's not.Buy all of SK2 DLC instead
*touch*
Looks like Ikaruga is a little slow, it's not christmas anymore. Let me take that hat off.
>>163832021
Imu is a nice Senran!
her brows make me hard
I love Mommy.
Aside from Shiki, which Senran is most in need of bullying?
>>163834190
Haruka needs to be brought down a notch.
>>163834190
Mirai, the internet bully
>>163833102
>When people use your card scans.
>>163834190
Kafuru is the only one worth bullying.
Is it okay for me to rest my head between her love pillows and look up towards her while she pats my head?
>>163834190
Mirai needs to be bullied, Shiki needs to be loved.
>>163836582
You got it backwards, friend.
>>163836919
"Look, this is how you catch a Mewtwo."
何か食べ物はありますか?
>>163838864
Speak normal nerd.
>>163838991
What is our lord planning?
>>163839513
Senran Kagura for the Switch?
>>163834190
Mirai. Fuck that fuckin cat.
>>163839892
I just want Senran Kagura 3, and if it's on Switch, then so be it.I've been eyeballing it and may get one down the line, but then again I said the same thing about Wii U
>>163840260
Didn't he say that the mainline was finished already? If anything you'll be getting a switch port of PBS.
>>163839513
Moving back to consoles without fucking scam online?
>>163840336
I thought he said we will get another action game after this?
Executing Shiki at the guillotine!
>>163839513
SK3 on switch?! NANI!?
>>163840629
It's been confirmed that there will be a "serious" game after PBS. No console was announced, so people are guessing it'll be on Switch this time to give Nintendo consoles a turn.
I will say that I'd like to see SK on the Switch, if only so that it can be like EV (on a console and a portable) without having to buy the same game twice.
>>163809238
Imu doesn't want a husband, silly!
How does this Image make /skg/ feel?
>>163842075
I don't know why but that reminds me of that one doujin where some guy inherited his grandfathers debts and had to sell his house, but before he sold it he constantly asked his maid which seemed to have no emotions to treat him like human trash. It all ended with him being a poor boy on the streets and them meeting by chance, she seemed to do fine and spit on his face.He masturbated on the street right after that.
>>163842075
Burry Imu-san? Yes.
Wirr makeu her feer morestedu whire I go back hommu to boyfuriendo, sank you.
>>163842075
Depressed and wide
>>163840973
Just put it all on PC dammit. Have PC ports.
I'm too poor to keep buying consoles to keep up with this shit.
>>163840008
People that bully Mirai need to be bullied.
>>163842075
>Wide-eyed, blushing and smiling Hikage.
DELET THIS
>>163842817
Hikage actually has a lot of emotions!
>>163843034
HIKAGE LIKES IMU ! HIKAGE LIKES IMU!
>>163843034
STOPPU! You ah makingu me angury.
Angury is notto an emotion, sank you.
Hikage stop ripping your bikinis you just got them ten seconds ago Jesus fucking Christ.
>I-I hope Anon likes the gift I bought for him.
http://www.4gamer.net/games/000/G000000/20161208073/index_8.html#marv_takagi
takaki's end of the year commentary
>>163842813
Try to bully me you little bitch, you won't.
>>163843280
Yumi is a baka but I want to hug her.
>>163843459
I want to get lewd with Yumi.
>>163843446
You're a big gay loser.
>>163843785
That sounds a lot like Mirai. Except for the big part, nothing about her is big.
>>163844142
Except for her dick. That thing is massive.
>>163843280
Yumi to Senran Kagura is like Ash to Pokemon
>>163844243
Yeah, it's way bigger than that Anon's puny dick! It must be humiliating for him that a tiny little baby like Mirai has such a superior cock.
>>163844462
What's her secret? How did she get is SO big?
>>163844598
All her excess cells went into her cock instead of her boobs and figure.
>>163844707
I want to fuck Mirai's dick.
>>163844469
Asuka from the top rope!
>>163843034
>>163844762
Mirai is afraid of urethral insertion!
>>163844898
My dick is like a strand of hair compared to the sheer size of hers. She won't feel a thing.
>>163843312
damn if only I could read
>>163844983
Then what's in it for her?
>>163844898
Not as afraid as she is of anal, it'll be fine
"My GOD! That woman has a family!!!"
>>163845143
Making me ahegao a little later.
Hugging cute insecure squid!
>>163844469
Y-YAMEROOOO!!!
>>163845297
Fucking Yagyuu's demon eye!
So what is everyone getting Mirai for her birthday?
>>163845937A gift card
>>163845937
sum fuk
>>163846231
Did you keep the receipt?
>>163844243
Reminder
Asian
Canadian
>>163845937
I don't know
She hates everything and I don't want to give her anything Haruka will just take
>>163846453
I was honestly surprised they got away with showing his balls like that.
>>163846602
This is a Japanese Canadian
>>163845937
When?
>>163846790
Right after you see him fighting with his nuts and think you've seen it all, then you get to the things with an eye in their asshole
>>163847407
Fucking Raijin. That woman made me appreciate women with abs and glorious asses
Ohmygodprincessleiadied!!!
>>163846602
F in her A! F in her A!
>>163848760
Man, 2016 really has been a shit year
>>163848760
No fucking way. The princess leia?
>>163849307
http://www.msn.com/en-us/movies/celebrity/iconic-star-wars-actress-carrie-fisher-dies-at-60/ar-BBxCEWv
Look for yourself Anon
>>163849407
At least she lived a happy life
ESTIVAL FOR VITA ON SALE $15. SHOULD I?
HEARD VITA VERSION WAS A PIECE OF SHIT, PLEASE ADVISE
>>163849947
The vita version is actually the good version because you don't have to pay for online.
>>163849947
Vita version is alright, just not as great as the PS4 version
>>163849947
Less enemies on screen, fps issues, worse graphics. If you don't already have a PS4 its fine, but it's definitely better on PS4
>still no Jasmine Merch
>no Jasmine in New Wave
why does japan hate her
>>163851398
No one likes piece of shit granny.
>>163851398
Because she's past the expiration date
>>163851398
Used goods.
>>163851545
Yumi already got molested by Hanzo but Japan loves her
>>163851398
She just got added to NW actually
>>163851398
Is this not real then?
>>163851710
That's just Asuka
>>163851636
Yumi is different thing entirely, she could take 100 cocks in her GH story on PBS and she'd still be on top.
>>163851710
FOXY GRANDMA
>>163851398
Expired Christmas cake
>>163851776
>tfw Asuka is still growing
Imagine what she'll look like at Jasmine's age.
>>163849307
She insulted based God Emperor, she deserved it.
>>163851710
UNF
>>163851710
How can Asuka even compete?
>>163851897
Update the chart
>>163851878
She'll look exactly the same.
>>163852001
She won't have Jasmine's piercings or good taste in hair style
or superior voice
I better be able to kiss Jasmine even more in Peach Beach Splash
>>163853470
Has she even been confirmed as playable?
>>163853553
She was in the promo art and the models are ported Estival versus stuff so why wouldn't she be
>>163853758
Well Daidouji and Rin are on there too and they aren't playable
>>163853857
They'll be DLC or an update like always
They've never been in at launch aside from 2 as far as I know
Which senrans besides me really likes sweetened dried fruit?
Katsuragi?
Was Mirai's birthday 28th or 29th?
>>163854583
>besides me
>>163854583
>besides me
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>>163846602
Why'd you say Canadian twice anon?
>>163848760
Meme magic shows no mercy.
How do you say Senran Kagura?
>>163856973
Senlaaaaaan Kagula!
>>163856973
Sin Ran Kaligula
[Friendly spider noises]
>>163858583
Christmas is over you coked up whore.
>>163858583
Yumi are you on drugs again
>>163859471
Look at her pupils. They're enormous.
She's not coming down anytime soon.
>>163858583
Rissian coldproof spider.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44oW5jACQq0
>>163861223
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N7hh4K25v8
>>163861482
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCB3MLC7KnI
>>163853962
Burst had both of them, didn't it?
I wanna feed Ryoubi!
>>163862775
Yeah, they were merely secret characters back then. It was with Versus when the trend of them being DLC started
>>163863009
Feeding Ryobi until she turns into a qt3D human!
Quick! Someone offers you a job in the senranverse that includes housing and expenses for you. All you have to do isbabysit Minori, Ryouna, Hanabi, Hibari and Snek for a day per week. Weekends free, all of them get one of the work days.
>>163864654
I wasn't aware Hikage needed a babysitter
>>163864654
That's easy! Housing included this sounds too good to be true. What's the pay?
>>163864654
Hibari and Hikage seem easy
Ryouna is simple yet demanding
The hardest would be Hanabi and Minori because I don't have much experience with children behavior.
>>163865061
It pays very well.Nobody wants the job because there were reports of people going missing near the gessen academy. When you pass by at night you can hear groaning and screaming.
>>163864654
okay
>>163864654
Not babysitting all at once? Easy.
>>163864978
Hikage is very stupid! She never received a formal education!
Happy Birthday, Mirai!
Happy birthday, one-eyed kitty!
PS: Mirai is my second favourite character, right behind Yagyuu.
>>163865196
I'll take the job it sounds easy and I'm not afraid of whatever haunts Gessen.
>>163866343
Oh yeah, it's the 28th in Japan by now.
Your least favorite Senran becomes the final boss of your Senrans girls heart story. What is the story about and how does it end?
>>163867436
Her journey to become a real senran by defeating and replacing someone on the regular cast
It ends with her not having a GH story in the first place and booting you back to the title screen
Happy Nyuu Year
>>163867631
Why is Asuka in a bikini-kimono combo riding on top of a lion-Bebeby with Ninto with a beak inside it while squirting ink from rubber duckies?
>Asuka finally gets into a top 10 of a poll
How'd she do it?
>>163867631
>Baseball-kun plows this woman every day
Lucky fuck
>>163868380
By having Yumi as her rival now instead of Homura. Also explains why Homura dropped.
>>163868380
I can't understand why she's not in top 10 every time.
>>163867436
I don't have a least favorite Senran. Can Murasaki just spend a nice day with everyone?
>>163867436
yo made fun of rin's age again, rin sends her to the hospital this time.it ends with yo realizes cake age is the ripest age for marriage.
>>163868380
people realized the glory of vanilla
>>163869317
When will Mirai realize that loli age is the ripest age for marriage?
>>163870016
Mirai will learn that loli age is the worst age for marriage when she gets knocked up and tries pushing a babby out of that tiny body.
>>163870290
Mirai doesn't even know where babies come from.
>>163870602
Why is Naraku so happy about a pregnant cat
>>163871982
Naraku is the father!
>>163858583
[Unfriendly rolled up newspaper noises]
>>163868506
>>163873313
Didn't mean to reply.
>>163873313
Lucky man's banging the one on the upper right.
Senrans with cowtits such as Mirai are inferior to senrans with dfc such as Ryoubi
>>163873907
>tfw Mirai is a grown up woman then Ryoubi is a forever mad little boy
>>163874375
>there will never be another senran that's as perfect as Kafuru
Well, I guess one girl is enough
>>163874526
Sexy lady!
>>163874658
I want to bully Kafuru for having inadequate breasts
>>163874981
Kafuru's breasts are more than adequate! They're perfectly sized!
>>163874658
>Kafuru
>perfect
She's just one small step above Mirai and Ryoubi in the itty bitty titty committee.
>>163875109
They're way too big!
>>163875109
Too small to be oppai
Too big to be pettanko
Kafuru's breasts are the boob equivalent of being skinnyfat
>>163875165
>>163875207
>>163875227
Dumb virgins
>>163875557
pot calling the kettle black
>>163874658
I want to bully Kafuru's cute butt
>>163875978
Be careful anon
That's a butt that will bully you back
>>163875978
She'll squirt you to death!
>>163876152
We'll just bully each other back and forth and see who gives in first!
>>163876178
You make it sound like thats a bad thing
Kafuru will orgasm uncontrollably on initial penetration
Kafuru will pretend like she's a cool mistress and try to make you ignore the fact that she's drowning you in girlcum
Kafuru will basically be in a perpetual state of multiple orgasm for as long as you are inside of her
Kafuru will force you to get up and bring her a pitcher of water after you finish because she's dehydrated and her crotch hurts too much to move
>>163876917
Hot.
>>163876917
Mirai is very angry!!
>at the dinner table with family
>Sister and aunt are getting into the LGBT debate
Holy fucking kill me family
Kill me and bury me so I can go to the 2d world
beansprout farts
>>163877674
I want to stick Yumi's fan inside her dick
>>163877674
Why did you ruin that pole dancer wedding outfit like that.
>>163877240
Having fun, anon?
>>163877798
I'm going to jump from the roof of my office building tonight
>>163877723
Why?
>>163877674
No way, fag.
>>163877674
But Yumi I love Katsuragi.
>>163877674
>>163877891
I want to turn Yumi into a masochist
>>163877674
Sorry, I love Kafuru.
>>163877674I love Emilia.
>>163877674
I miss the days where we all thought the game would be good and we got a steady flow of webms.
>>163878145
Too bad, I married her first
You can have Yumi, she already has a hoard of Japanese men, I'm sure she'll take in one more
>>163877925
>>163877937
>>163878057
>>163878145
>>163878258
>>163878434
That's what you get for proposing to so many men at once.
I don't know what's going on, I just have this insane urge to breed with Ryoubi
>>163878346
It's always the worst feeling when you realize something you expected to be good turned out bad
EV was like watching Man of Steel
>>163878420
But babies can't get married.
>>163878058
I want to turn Yumi into a sadist.
>>163878750
How are you gonna do that?
>>163878825
Remember how easy it was for Ryouna and Haruka to turn Asuka and Homura into sadists? All of the Senrans are already sadists even if they don't realize it yet!
>>163878420
Nah I'm pretty sure I married Kafuru but if you THINK you married her then okay. If thats what you want to believe, anon. Also im not Japanese.
>>163878825
Tell her that it's justice.
>>163878939
I'd rather not remember any of the dual heart stories.
How are you going to trigger her sadist side?
>>163878952
No, I definitely married her. She's sitting right next to my and she confirmed it.
You must have married a fake.
>>163879337
>my room.jpg
You wish that was your room. I know you got that from someone's twitter account. I bet you dont even own Kafuru's mousepad or her daki!
>>163879591
Why would I need any of that when I have the real Kafuru in the flesh, happily married to me?
>>163879309
Oh right, I forgot.
Pegging is justice.
you guys are weird
yall need jesus
I want to drive my tongue on her body on all the places that are not covered by her outfit.
>>163879930
What a coincidence. Murasaki wants to drive her hair shuriken over your body on all the places that are not covered by that outfit.
>>163880515
Shitty anon wants shitty senran
What a surprise.
>>163880658
That's fine with me. I don't mind if she wants to dye herself in the color of my blood.
>>163868380
She's paired with Yumi now.
>>163881981
Literally who.
>>163881780
Eh, no thanks.
>>163881981
Who are these senrans?
>>163877674
ok cool
>>163882092
>>163882186
>>163882171
You saw nothing.I'm very tired and confused. I got the wrong thread.
>>163882306
I'll get your thread wrong if you don't know what's good for you
>>163882430
Are you the same guy from the idolmaster thread?
Snek will learn about the magic of beansprouts today.
>>163882306
Ikaruga saw a penis!
Which senran has really big balls?
Imu?
>>163883569
I want to show Ikaruga my boner.
>>163883798
is there any doubt?
>>163884090
She's just compensating, like Mirai
>>163883569
>heeeey, that's pretty good!
Give me all your high quality Rin sensei pics!!!!
>>163884610
>>163884610
>>163884610
If I was a mook trainer I'd train them all to become crow mooks and tell them to fly away whenever they see a senran because they don't stand a chance anyways.
Psshh...
>>163883798
>>163884215
No, Mirai's Valkyrie is a reflection of her inner self just like the shinobi outfits are. She actually has really big, heavy balls that produce a lot of semen!
>>163884898
>sample
>>163884610
this one is my favorite
>>163885205
Mirai has no balls
Because she is a dork
>>163885720
I wanna eat her!
Which senran in her thirties would be the most erotic?
>>163886432
>>163886432
Haruka
Fusion Dance!?
>>163886432
Sayuri.
>>163886432
Mirai
>>163886432
Mirai
Top 5!
>>163886432
Shiki. She's 15 and already that stacked and flirty. By 30 she'll be as big as Murasaki and a literal semen demon.
>>163887004
>mixing the cute one with the ugly one
why would anyone do that?
>>163887354
>>163888107
A 30-year-old Mirai might have grown up to be a whole five feet tall! No one could doubt she was a sekushii reidi then.
>>163888230
Nan should draw her sometime.
>>163888230
Maybe top 5 most boring.
>>163888784
Mirai will look exactly the same only slightly shorter.
Good night /skg/!
Don't do anything too stupid.Mirai and Yagyuu are cute together.
>>163888784
Hah shorty! I want to tease Mirai for being short!
>>163889898
Sleep well.
>>163889898
I'M GOING TO STEAL HIBARI'S MR BUNNY DOUGHNUTS AND FRAME MIRAI
>>163889898
Yagyuu needs to stop ignoring Mirai!
>>163889940
Bullying Mirai on her birthday is FORBIDDEN. It's not allowed. You can't do it.
>>163890152
Oh shit I didn't know it was her birthday. Now I have to get her something to make up for both forgetting her birthday and bullying her on it. I feel awful.
>>163888784
I hope so. Cakes with loli bodies turn me into a beast
>>163890668
I got you covered.
>>163890639
Well, her birthday is on the 28th, and it's the 28th in Japan now anyway.
>>163888975
Yozakura isnt boring
>>163891124
I LOVE Kasumi!!! SO much!!! She's the BEST!!!!!
>>163891508
Mirai your boner is sticking out
>>163891169
I still feel bad for being mean to her today.
How was your day /skg/?I finally managed to beat that stupid spooky skellington song on extreme. Fuck that shit.
Sorry /skg/, I didn't mean to kill the thread. Please come back.
>>163891684
I dindu nuffin
I just sat around all day
I got Mirai a very cute surprise!I'll sodomize her thoroughly!
>>163893895
Calm down Imu
>>163891684
Went to bed. Woke up. Played BDO for a while. Aunt gave me $100. Aunt and sister get heated over shit. Went to work.
That's been my day.
>>163893895
That sounds nice. The kitty will immediately accept your dominance and present you her behind until you came so much inside of her that she surely is pregnant.
>>163891508
Who's on the right? Kumo?
>>163894286
You can't impregnate someone by sodomizing them, silly.
>>163894286
Is Mirai really that submissive?
>>163894981
Yes
>>163894981
Mirai is about this submissive.
>>163895138
>>163895094
I'm getting mixed signals here.
Mirai's dick will submit to my dick
>>163895479
Trust me. That other Anon is just trying to trick you.
>>163895549
W-wait I don't know which one you are!
>>163895673
Just ram it in dry.
>>163895790
I don't want to hurt her!
>>163895825
She'll enjoy it very much and secret a natural lubricant right afterwards.
>>163893471
That's a really good Imu there, friend.
>>163895912
That's not lubricant. She's spraying urine because she feels threatened.
>>163895912
>>163896236
I'm confused does she want to be fucked or not?
>>163896426
She'd love to be mounted.
>>163896426
Mirai wants to fuck you!
>>163896536
>>163896464
I'm just gonna ask her if she wants to watch porn and masturbate together.
>>163896703
No! Conquer her womb!
>>163896779
Nah we're just gonna masturbate together and then get some food. After we wash our hands.
https://youtu.be/EjioiZ-s6UU
>>163896993
PEACHY BEACHY SPLASHU
>>163896993
I expected more gameplay
>>163897384
Friendly reminder that Marv was pleased with the amount of DLC in EV and wants to load the future games with even more DLC.
>>163896993
Is...is that Bebe-tan with a cigar and a robot arm?
We probably won't even get most of these costumes from these New Wave Cards.
>>163896993
>Differently-skinned weapons.
Nice. That was like the only thing I wanted from this game.
>>163897582
Hikage is making my peepee feel funny.
>>163896993
>Asuka pumping a giant futomaki
hmm
I need more good pics of my boobie queen Rin!
Official list of senrans that masturbate together:
Ryoubi and Ryouna
Ryouna and Haruka
Mirai and Murasaki
Mirai and Hikage
Mirai and Homura
Shiki and Minori
>>163898007
Masturbating with friends is fun!
>>163898007
Is Mirai afraid to masturbate by herself or something?
>>163898282
No she just has a very close relationship with her friends
>>163898007
Does it count if Homura is always starting first? She seems to have a history of that.
>>163896993
I hate this music
>>163896993
every time I want to get excited I rememer that this is a shooter on a console that has paid online
Why does Japan dislike my favourite Senran, bros?
>>163898761
They have shit taste.
>>163896993
>dem small bikinis
>dat cutesuka
>smelly jiggling chichimanko
>>163898832
Yes but like what about her specifically getting their neurons from the firing position in to the dead status.
PBS is perfection for wetlook lovers. I've waited all my life for wet fanservice.
If only we can get a senran dunk tank =D
>>163898761
She's like the opposite of a traditional Japanese wife. I kind of worry for her after seeing that she's a shopkeeper. I mean it could be true that it's all of Crimson or that it could be anyone, but they probably chose Homura to be the example for a reason.
>>163898925
Because she's not a Yamato.
>>163898282
The hobo cave is very small and cramped, everyone there is familiar and intimate with each other without much of a choice.
And everyone knows they have needs anyway. Homura sometimes sits down with Mirai to watch hentai, while sometimes Hikage will ask Mirai how to get to the h sites
>>163899105
She sounds perfect.
I mean, by Jap logic I should love that Canadian fuck Murakumo because she's Canadian like me.She's nice but no.
>>163899149
Did we ever get to see their hobo cave?
>>163899357
yes
dum
>>163898761
Japan have the filthiest fucking hole taste of all time
>>163899357
Here
>>163899994
Ah i missed that game =D
Thanks friend.
Leo is so perfect. I wish her, Ageha, and Fuga would get a whole a game to themselves; mature and beautiful titty ninjas fighting mooks.
I hope XSeed doesn't do this stupid-ass "New Wave cards randomly packaged lol" 'collectors edition' shit again.
If Euros get another daki I will fucking murder somebody.
>>163900936
If there's a daki it's gonna be Yumi.
>>163900995
Nobody outside of Japan would pay for that.
>>163901071
The dorkening.png
>>163901071
>Friend thought Miyabi dick
>>163900995
Yumi can fuck off. Where's my Hikage/Homura/__Rin__daki?
>>163901071
>Secret balls remember
What secrets do my balls hold...?
Is it a coincidence that biggest girl is also best girl?
>>163901209
You will belong to Yumi whether you like it or not.
>>163900936
I'm honestly probably not going to get PBS until I can pirate it.
I don't like the direction the series is being taken, fuck PS+ and I don't want to support xseed anymore after EB
Would you still love your senran even if she looked like a Disney character?
What is the chances we'll only see an asian eng version just like doax3?
>>163901580
What's EB and what happened to it?
>>163901649
i've wanted to bone belle forever. so for sure.
>>163901649
I actually like this.
>>163901763
Estival Bersus
It had an extremely poorly handled physical release and Xseed's PR around that time was borderline juvenile
>>163902001
Didn't some idiot spam their twitter with pictures of animals back then?
Yes, I'm positive that that was Hatsuu posting her fucking cat.
IIRC she didn't start talking about actual Senran stuff until somebody sperged HARD and said they'd buy her fuckin' cat if they'd just talk about EV for five fuckin' minutes.
>>163902258
yes their twitter manager
>>163902403
I fucked up.
>>163902258
>>163902403
>>163902417
What a shit show that was.
>friends ask you which senran you'd fug
>say minori
>they won't talk to you any more
i thought senranfriends were supposed to be open minded and cool
one of my buddies waifus mirai so it's not like it's that thing they're taking issue with, so what's the deal?
>>163902001
Oh yeah. Unfortunately at this point it's pretty clear that XSeed wants to distance themselves from SK and other "lewd" games in order to focus on... Falcom RPGs and Story of Seasons, I guess?
>>163902258
XSeed employee using the official company Twitter as their own personal blog.
>>163902554
Time for some new friends.
All senrans are great.
I
>>163902554
You have shit taste.
>>163902595
>Falcom RPGs and Story of Seasons
No sankyu.I like Falcom and all, but focusing your efforts on nothing but Falcom is literally holding a sign saying "Please fuck my face and bankrupt my company."
>>163902684
I bet you like Yumi you fucking cuckhold.
Should I be worried if I think I ate an oxygen absorber?
>>163903010
You ate a what
>>163902595
I don't understand how they'd want to distance themselves from lewd when their their name is xSEED and their logo looks like a big orange dick/dildo
I think it's supposed to be a blimp but I can't shake the image
>>163902941
I don't like Yumi. Gessen is all shit.
>>163903010
Isn't that the thing they used to kill godzilla? You're probably fucked
>>163902554
My friend likes my choice
>>163903059
Oxygen absorber.
>>163888975
fucking take it back
>>163903010
You mean those little iron salt packets?
Those are completely harmless.
If you ate a silica gel packet then your throat will probably get itchy for a while, they're no where close to being as dangerous as people think they are
>>163903252
I think it was a salt packet.
I had a bag of jerky and I think it just went down with the rest of the contents. Can't find it anywhere.
>>163902595
>Oh yeah. Unfortunately at this point it's pretty clear that XSeed wants to distance themselves from SK and other "lewd" games in order to focus on... Falcom RPGs and Story of Seasons, I guess?
Is quite telling how XSEED has been completely dead silent regarding PBS while Marvelous Europe continuously tweets about it. Hell, they even mention Valkyrie Drive despite not being localized by them
>>163903349
They don't give a shit. Where was it that they said MarvEU will do all the marketing for the games for them and that people who are interested are just going to follow MarvEU anyway so it's a waste of their time?
>>163903487
They didn't seriously say that, did they?
>>163903781
I read it paraphrased here so take it with a grain of salt. I Tom might have explained their reason for poorly covering EV on their official forums but I don't have the patience to browse those.
I'm gonna hack into Xseed and become their boss.
I wonder how well has paid for XSEED all the indies they localized this year
Happy birthday, Mirai!! She deserves a nicer cake, more merchandise, and a better photo, but this will have to suffice.
Does Mirai even have merchandise
>>163904273
Mirai you no nipple having bitch!Happy birthday and stuff.
I can't get to sleep again skeegee send help
not having a weekend graveyard shift because of the holidays is making my sleep schedule go nuts save me
>>163904397
>not charging your phone with mirai
What's your excuse?
>>163904684
Just suck Minori's tasty snatch that always helps me get to sleep
>>163905027
shoe
jesus christ minori's tits are fucking fat
>>163905262
I'm sorry, I don't understand
postan
>>163905538
Is this picture legal?
>>163905538
I want to make Mirai feel uncomfortable like this. I'd probably cum my pants though.
>>163905294
???
>>163905664
too lewd!
>>163905637
No. Everyone here is getting castrated.
jesus fucking christ playing as Mirai in SV is the worst experience I have ever had with these games. Even her fucking dash goes backwards which is annoying and makes no sense.
I HATE MIRAI
Mirai is the kind of person who pretends she doesn't enjoy birthdays but in reality just doesn't want people to realize how few friends she has and is afraid of nobody coming to her party
>>163906324
Mirai is supposed to be a ranged character and the backdash facilitates keeping a distance from enemies, which can be useful in 1v1 if you get used to it.
Unfortunately the way her projectiles are designs makes her painfully inefficient at east asian genocide
>>163906324
Hating Mirai on her birthday is not allowed.
My god mirai is sexy
She may be the sexiest character ever created
Maybe even the cutest, too
I want to watch Shiki get raped by tentacles
>>163906794
I want to watch Shiki get tentacle raped by Mirai's tail.
>>163906324
>Mirai is easily the worst character in Burst despite being shoved down your throat in the hebijo story
>Mirai is the second most broken character after Haruka in SK2 because of her grenade launcher
They just don't know what to do with that fuckin cat
>>163907051
Man I forgot how broken Haruka is in SK2. That DeathxKiss is hilariously powerful.
>>163907051
I like how her ultimate ninpo in EV looks really cool but does almost no damage.
I'm still mad he's never coming back all because Jap Otaku are so insecure they think they'll get cucked by the fucking joke character.
>>163907051
Everyone is broken in Crimson, you just press B and Y the whole game
>>163906521
that took her forever
>>163907501
I would love to see the nip otaku tears/rage if Takaki made Murasame hook up with Yumi, just to reduce her popularity.
>>163907769
Most characters can't kill fucking yoma den true orochi in one ninpo though
I can't imagine how retarded Haruka was in whatever brief period of its lifetime that SK2 had an online scene
>>163908072
I love my overpowered wife
>>163908006
In the vast an infinite multiverse there are many worlds in which such an event occured. In most of them Takaki is taken by the Japanese fanbase throwing a Blm style protest and burn down Akihabra and crucify Takaki.
>>163908249
Fuck you and your farts.
Crimsons all smell
>>163908438
good
>>163908438
We know, Murasaki. We know.
>>163908348
Hey that guy isn't me
>>163908438
which one is the smelliest?
>>163908880
Homura. She's covered in so much shit all the time that her skin looks brown.
>>163907501
>that nervous, slightly delayed "okaeri" in the hub after you unlock him
It's a shame you can't talk to him like everyone else
>>163907501
>because of this, murasame has limited appearances
>every appearance still matters and shows he has grown as a character every time
>all the girls aren't allowed to grow any more and become exaggerations of themselves and reuse character arcs they've already had
>murasame has unintentionally become the best and most consistent character in the series
>>163909526
>Murasame gets a surprise appearance in PBSas the narrator when Mr. K and Miss R are both on the field
It's about all I can hope for
>>163909802
Hope for the best. The very best.
That means full playable character, with wet t-shirt physics against his manly physique
>>163909802
>And now a word from our sponsor:Mr. 666
>>163909802
Ikagura's bio mentions that she has been receiving mail from Murasame, so maybe he at least gets a mention.
>>163909975
Anon I'm already hoping Mr. K is playable since they bothered modeling him
If I get my hopes any higher it might break something when they get let down
>>163910139
But he's a male....
Do you really want to see him squirm as you aim between his legs?
>>163910430
Anon you know that's a loaded question
>>163910430
>>163910517
I'm not really into bullying guys but if it'll make Rin uncomfortable then I'll do it.
So is the next thread going to be Mirai edition?
>>163910849
time to avoid the next thread
Goodnight, /skg/. OP pic here.
http://i.imgur.com/uBIh6C4.png
>watching the first three Final Destination movies
>imagining what it would be like if it were Mirai that died in those movies instead
Cool..
....(You)s are gone
>>163911762
Who did this? And which game?
>>163911782
give me dots
>>163911782
I think this is the first time I've even acknowledged Yozakura and Shiki in that picture since I'm always looking at Kumo instead.
>>163911782
Unless they just changed it in here, they are still visible (at least the last reply for me showed (You))
>>163911782
Is this a real pic? Sause? Why are they eating pantsu?
>>163912082
Play EV
>>163912108
ewww no
I completely forgot about stat buff items since you can't break containers with dash anymore so I stopped bothering to open them. Looks like Yo can still one-shot Hard mode bosses past Day 4.
Fuck wolves and turtles.
>>163912082
They were having an argument over who could have the last of those strawberry sweets that Yumi brought. They said whoever could fit the most pantsu in their mouth could get the last one, as Kurokage said.
>>163912108
Spill the beans and tell me what happened fellow senran fan. I got a toaster and the PS4 versions are more expensive than their worth.
>>163912128
It still shows me (You), so unless they haven't removed (You)s yet, or the whole thing is BS.
>>163911782
Murakumo is cheating. She has two mouths.
>>163912240
EV's on sale this week in NA iirc
>>163912210
Maybe its time to visit the youtubes for playthroughs.....
>>163912241
unless you have some extension they should be gone. (you)'s are replaced with dots underlining your post number
Checking to see if it works on mobile.
Someone reply to me.
>>163912297
>>163912820
Yes, upper and lower mouth
>>163912924
Still got (You)s
>>163912968
I got dots
>>163913008
Sucks for (You)
Can't wait for Mirai thread
>>163913149
Fuck the police coming straight from the underground
Happy birthday Mirai!
I kept some of Yagyuu's cake for you.There's still another third that is true to the Christmas Cake saying. Nobody wants it.
>>163913518
What's she pointing at? Is there someone sneaking up behind you?
First reply decides which mirai image I fap to for this special day
>>163913706
This one.
>>163913518
Go to sleepFrancis
>>163913518
>that mousepadI'm jealous
>>163913776
That's not mirai! Mirai has a vagina!
I never made a new thread
>>163913958
Too bad. You have to fap to it now.
>>163914089
Not hard i did it.