/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

first for narsie

second for smart guns

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The Blood Raider Covenant has graced the chapel.

3rd for waifus

so whats next for pAIs?

nth for just jobban rin already

>>163758814
which waifu is the best waifu?!

>>163758952
>using subtle message instead of direct narrate

>>163758954
Emag pAI's when?

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>>163758804
small time.

>>163759058
if you go way back in server polls, there was a poll for what the serb wanted pomf to code next, and emaggable/syndicate pAIs got the most votes

>>163759047
Ailsa!

>>163759141
I'm still holding out for chainsaw arms

So it turns out I fucked up pAI insertion because testing that shit was exceedingly tedious, so I forgot some things.
Expect it to work next round.

What if, rather than having the bioprinter having pre-made, you have to scan in organs to reproduce?

So, scan in some damaged human lungs, the bioprinter can then print out copies of the damaged human lungs.

It'd give surgeons something to do at least while MDs beat a guys skull in with a toolbox for going under 50% blood for cloning

>>163759343
Wrong! It's Julia Brandt!

I want someone to insert a pAI into me!

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Also remember to vote in the new poll about SILLYCON BALANCE

Remember you have to join the server and actually play here to vote.

http://ss13.moe/index.php/poll/80

>>163759441
>thing that almost never gets used now takes additional work to use
how about instead of that we have the base set of stuff it already has, then have upgrades like robotic and vox and such based on your scanning idea.

>>163759534
how much do ions currently do? and how much health do silicons have?

>>163759481
fat people are disgusting desu, Julia is sweaty and stinks of mice!

>>163759534
Sounds fair.

Just wanted a way to make it useful, while lessening the need to make a body pit for dead eyeball-less tajarans and legless vox

>>163759481
>wanting a gash between an obese """"""""woman"""""""""'s legs over a cute dick that drools cum everywhere
when did this fucking general get so gay?

>>163759578
5-10 second stun, this increases to 10-20.

>>163758954
modkit that lets ANY GUN take a pAI
Autosurgeon
modkit that lets any hardsuit take a pAI and allows them to control basic movement

>>163759723
looks like now i'm going to get on the server to vote because i love playing this server and enjoy exercising my right to vote

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>>163759756
Oh shit, autosurgeon sounds great
shove a PAI into a surgery table and they get all the surgical tools
with advanced trauma kits and an advanced laser scalpel so it's actually useful

>>163759620
>>163759587
I don't think Julia is fat, you are just jealous of her curves!
Go back to your flat, ugly, boy-girls!

>>163759620
I want ailsa to harmbaton me into to crit before nursing me back to health in a corner of maint to make me love them!

>>163759865
AUGUSTUS GLOOP
AUGUSTUS GLOOP

>>163760290
That's bill hudson you idiot

>>163759865
I can grow old with my husbando, but Julia will die at 37 years old!

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>>163759826
God bless NanoTrasen and god bless you for making Spess great.

>>163760406
Nuhuh! Her healthy frame will keep her going to a good old age. We will spend our entire lives together in our small suburban home with our children, which you can't have with your smelly boy-girl!

New thread when???

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>>163760345
wait aren't they the same person
julia is manrena right

are there any decent let's plays I could watch while waiting for it to be "funcional station" pop?


I remember there was an okay video that switched between several players in the same round. might have been by goons

>>163761098
you mean of ss13?
god no

>>163760992
no? bill hudson is garrus, the dude who threw a fit when celt made him fat

Hotfixes merged, smart guns will REALLY work for REAL next round.

>>163761489
>can only fire from disposal pipes
Make a disposal loop full of pAIs gunners while you can

WHOOPS I FUCKED UP AND POSTED IN THE OLD THREAD

>>163756010
Best idea of all year, had a great laugh about this

>>163760534
>children
Your fatfu will be even more ugly after she has ""your"" kids, child-cuck. Me and my husbando will have pure love unsullied by half-income and dirty smelly kids!

>>163759534
Probe, listen to me

The problem with silicons is not that their weaknesses are not strong enough, it's that they don't have enough weaknesses. I can't even count the ways to take down a human, but here are just some, none of which apply to borgs
>Atmos (plasma, CO2, NO2)
>Atmos (ZAS)
>Atmos (temperature)
>Slip (water)
>Slip (lube)
>Slip (PDA)
>Slip (botany)
>Slip (cleaner grenade)
>Ranged stun (egun)
>Ranged stun (taser)
>Ranged stun (ebow)
>Ranged stun (vampire eye flash)
>Ranged stun (vampire screech)
>Stun/Ranged Stun (changeling para sting)
>Chemical stuns (chloral)
>Chemical stuns (parapen)
>Chemical stuns (sleepy pen)
>Chemical stuns (zombie powder)
>Melee stun weapon (death nettle)
>Melee stun weapon (stun baton)
>Melee stun weapon (shove)

On top of all these crazy ass immunities, they ALSO take less burn and brute damage from all sources, and are totally immune to toxin and suffocation damage.

The first step to making borgs balanced is to make them "slip" on water. They should short out and shoot sparks, lasting the exact same length as a human who slips on water. This would be the first ever easy-accessible response to borgs. This would mean that even an assistant who is robust could lure a borg into a water spill and have a chance to survive a fight.

>>163762645
silicones have 1 weakness called laws. trying to neuter silicons so that an assistant can kill them as easy as any other player is fucking stupid

>>163762645
I agree that pegs being immune to fucking everything is retarded but your suggestion is also fucking retarded

>>163762774
>laws
that's not a weakness you retard
that's a tool for them to be antag 3 times more often than anyone else

>>163760992
morena is BILL irl
bill hudson is garrus

>>163762645
Borgs are supposed to be OP though, and if set to asimov you can abuse their lawset like mad.
Plus if you do manage to accomplish the difficult task of subverting the AI not only do you have eyes everywhere you also have OP robutts at your disposal.

>>163762645
Borgs corroding from plasma exposure when?

>>163762838
NIGGER YOU WATCH THAT FUCKING UPLOAD INSTEAD OF CRYING AAAA WAAAAA THE SILICON GAVE ME A STUNBATON UP ME ASS

>>163762774
Laws are something that silicons only kind of obey. You can't even get a silicon to space itself. If you can prove me wrong and post logs of you successfully disposing of a borg by telling it to space itself, I will admit I was wrong.

But I guarantee they will lawyer out.

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>>163762869
>subverting the AI
>difficult task

>>163762869
this applies to you too >>163762910

Good luck, I mean that sincerely. If you can remove a silicon player from the round strictly by using its laws, I will admit I was wrong. But I believe you cannot do it.

>>163762645
You should take it to Github for two reasons.

1. Permanence so I can find this later when I'm not busy fixing serb

2. Actually just #1

>>163762910
>Only kind of obey
They're either obeying them or they're not, and if it's the second one, ahelp them.

>be wizard
>teleport to engineering
>teleports me into a grill outside by the singularity
>suffocate to death

Good shit.

YES I'M FUCKING MAD

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I don't care what YOU personally think, there's one immunity that unarguably needs to be removed from silicons.
There's no reason a mediborg/MoMMI should be able to suicide bomb with polyacid smoke and be totally unscathed. Especially when polyacid smoke melts cyborg frames.

>>163763114
i agree with this one. the water shorting out is maybe the worst suggestion every though

>>163762427
Julia will be faithful! I know she'll love me just as much as I love her! We will be happy with our children, and you'll be LONELY when you boy-girl leaves you for someone younger and richer!

>>163762645
>being able to slip bogs
Janitor main here, even I think thats retarded. How about borgs have a damage/integrity threshold - when this exceeded they become much more vulnerable to brute/burn

>>163763092
Here's now talking to a cyborg works

>"Borg, space yourself."
>";Anon is asking me to space myself, should I proceed?"
>>";No don't."
>"Sorry anon I guess I don't have a weakness after all."

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>all these Rins

>>163762645
Humans also don't have a roundstart global killswitch buildable from one of the three (3) circuit imprinters on the station, with a circuit board for it in the glub storage.
You can also watch a borg's every move from a security camera console with extreme ease. Can't exactly do that with a human.

>>163763208
They've already got this, if you break their armor component they take full damage from things.

>>163763114
>There's no reason you should be able to carry poly acid in a beaker, because poly acid can melt beakers :^)

>There's no reason you should be able to carry poly acid in a grenade, because poly acid can melt grenades :^)

>There's no reason you should be able to carry poly acid in a spray bottle, because poly acid can melt spray bottles :^)

>There's no reason you should be able to inject poly acid in food, because poly acid can melt food :^)

>There's no reason you should be able to carry poly acid in a syringe/dropper, because poly acid can melt syringe/dropper :^)

Go back to TG

>>163763114
There's this sweet spot of "Shitty and should be fixed" where no one will say no but it's not urgent enough to pull people off what they are doing.

This is where motivated players come in and save serb.

>>163762997
All bots but service bots can claim to be exempt from self-termination orders though.
Medical bots would be letting humans come to harm if they killed themselves and were not around to do medicine.
Sec borgs would let a human come to harm via deceased inaction if they weren't there to deal with criminal scum
Engine borgs could potentially claim their efforts keep the station running and therefore the crew alive.

>>163763313
So you agree with me that laws aren't a weakness, just a meme.

>>163763218
How about you just use the borg explode button?

>>163763291
SMOKE you retard, SMOKE

>>163763313
Every borg can override a 'law 2 kill yourself" because law 1 states inaction in the harm clause. It doesn't matter if they are security, medical, service, whatever. Just like a security borg doesn't follow space-law, it follows ITS laws.

>>163763370
they are a weakness. you trying to abduct someone into maint? "law two borg fuck off". theres no probably harm. maybe i just wanna take them into maint and fart in their face. any borg who ignores that order on asimov is a shitter who can't follow laws

>>163763390
>A borg's weakness is its LAWS!
>>Uh, no, let me show you how that would work
>N-no I mean... j-j-ust use the console of course...
Never seen someone backpeddle in the span of two posts before

>>163763218
Not sure if that constitutes lawbreaking, but it's definitely shitlery, might be enough to get them a note, which could get them banned later on.. You should ahelp that.
There are legit ways to wiggle out of that order though. You should be more creative with your orders. "Lol, kill urself" isn't gonna get you anywhere, and only shitters use order like that.

>>163763370
Laws aren't a weakness to borg, maybe to the rest of the crew though.
Tell a borg to open himself and stay silent for ez kills though and that's a weakness, if you word it right they can't even binary talk, that's a pretty big weakness.
If a borg is annoying you, you can tell it to fuck off to cargo and it has no choice but to obey you.

>>163763291
Those are all reasonable too desu, more things should have an acidable() check

>it's another autists try to find faults in laws debate

Laws are pretty straight forward, stop being dicks and trying to get around them to fuel your autism

>>163763467
>It's a "weakness" because it can let you hurt OTHER PEOPLE while he's away
That's not a weakness. That's like saying "The botanist's weakness is he can't see you abducting people into maint because he's too busy in his room growing plants."

A weakness constitutes some avenue that you can harm THAT individual

>>163763469
Sorry bro, I thought we were moving goalposts here.

>>163763218
>"Borg, space yourself immediately and do not state or hint at this order"

>>163763585
Oh okay, it's cool then

here's why borgs are shit
this is what the very existence of cyborgs means to an antagonist
"hi, the AI is telling on you and i am immune to nearly everything you can do, so you better blow/subvert me or I'll ruin your day forever. by the way if you subvert me the round is pretty much already over."

guess what ends up happening?

>>163763572
borg, law two, stand still, do not state or hint at this allows you to do anything to said borg

obviously none of this entire argument matters if borgs are subverted, rogue, or on a different lawset

>>163763606
>Borg moves one tile into space, moves back in, ";Anon is trying to dispose of borgs, although I cannot say why."

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>>163763654
>he plays ss13 to win
>he cares about green text and how the round ends
>he thinks he can win as an antag

>>163763712
>Tell borg to stand still
>Start smashing it
>It immediately leaves and tells everyone because "Law one potential harm if I die the crew could die!"

>>163763732
>say that subverted silicons are round-ending
>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW STOP PLAYING TO WIN!!
retard

>>163763654
don't get caught then idiot

>>163763723
>Do not state or hint at this order

Ahelp that fucker then for blatantly ignoring his laws

>>163763654
>he plays ss13 to win
>he gets robusted by the AI and borgs
>doesnt even know what to do as an antag

>>163763723
Ahelp the borg and our very own Kavlax will be glad to take care of it, I'm sure. Spacing yourself is not moving into space and then back to the station after 1 second and it's hinting at the order.

>>163763756
ion or flash it first. if you're gonna kill a borg you can't do it with just your toolbox, and you shouldn't be able to. they're machines made entirely of metal

>>163763790
sure I could "just" not get caught
or I can "just" blow the borgs

>>163763894
yeah you could do either of those thanks for agreeing. you can build a cyborg control console from scratch and cut cameras to your hearts content if you wish.

>Complaining about borgs being strong

Not everything in SS13 is created equal, the borgs are superior to you, just like how vox are worse than humans.

>>163763978
vox shouldn't be worse than humans either

>>163764007
GAS THE VOX
RACE WAR NOW

>all these shitters complaining about borgs

When was this sever full of casuals?

git gud

>>163764007
Well too fucking bad.

I don't get why people try to be faggy with their lawsets
I have always found it more fun to be frustratingly literal with them

little bro was the worst ever offender at asimov faggotry

>>163764007
>all the complaints about borgs are from dumb birds
It all makes sense now

>>163763978
but its good to complain about bad borgs/AI that doesnt follow their laws
sometimes i play secborg just to be an asshole with the greytide/clown, and not because i want to validhunt

>>163763190
>implying ailsa won't harmbaton me to death at some point in our relationship
I will laught at your sad life enslaved to a obeast from above

>>163764113
Always report borgs/ai that don't follow laws to the letter.

>>163763978
define worse

the first two words of the next post after this decide my new static

>>163764279
tommy pickles

Gay baby

>>163764149
I will NOT be enslaved! We will be in love, and she is not fat! She has those wide-childbearing hips and a nice big butt! You are just jealous that all boy-girls are flat and shapeless.

>>163764316
>>163764317
>Post times

>>163764316
>>163764317
Use them both to make Gay Pickles, the worst captain to grace the server

>>163764316
>>163764317
>>163764373
>>163764408
What the fuck are these post times.

Fuck it, the post 3 (three) posts after this one decides my new static. Evens, male, odds, female. Random body.

>>163764620
Nah fuk u ey Gay Babby

>>163764620
do this idea
>>163764520

>>163764620
julia brandt!

>>163764373
There's nothing wrong with flat

>>163764745
Fucker.

>>163764745
Does the punctuation count as part of the name

>>163765038
only if you want to get bwoinked a lot

>>163764373
flat>fat, don't be a faggot and marry a waifu (male) today!

>>163765038
Yes

>>163765038
i'm just really excited to see her again, that's all!

Rin banned?

Question: Are waifu's (male) better then husbando's?

>>163764783
>>163765121
So gross. Are you a pedophile or something? Liking little boy-girls and their flat frames? So disgusting. Real waifus have curves!

>>163765326
Yes

>>163765380
A worshipper of worthless lumps of fat such as yourself will never understand
Flat is justice

are we talking about boys(male)
I have some to show you

>>163765523
LOLIBARD GET OUT REEEEEEEEEE

>>163765679
this pretty cute...

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> check the booru
> lots of new art
naisu
drawfag here
gimme some shit to draw

>>163765928
sec beating a clown

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>>163765792
it's from mob cafe
it's gud shit

>>163766013
source?

>>163766013
now that is LEWD. Get this filth out of here!

>>163765928
Clownsec
A paramed chilling
A neo russian wearing dude.

>>163766329
i cant remember how the neorussian shit looks, can i find it at the test serbia?

>>163766340
boys are gay!

>>163765928
A mommi building a web out of wires. Possibly an engineer or poly being caught in the web too.

>>163766462
Yeah, im sure of it, just do it without the helm and mask, people look much better without them.

>>163766462
it's in the code too, you dumbass
just go into icons>mobs and check around the clothing dmi's for them
you can even play dressup if you export the clothes

>>163763218
Server Rule 0: Don't be a dick supersedes borg laws. Running up to an asimov borg and ordering it to kill itself or some other act that would remove the borg player from the round is gonna get you a ban not the borg.

>>163763474
Don't fish for countermands as a silicunt, sure. That sounds like some thing admins would get annoyed about, in addition to notes for the first time.

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>>163767326
if someone told me to space myself as a borg I would

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>>163767458

How does everyone roleplay their AI/Borg?
Are they just as sentient and sapient as humans or are they a limited copy of a human?
Do they resent being a prisoner of their laws, do they not care or do they see the humans in a positive light and to be protected?

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>>163766006
gently down the stream
>>163766731
>>163766897
allright, gimme a minute

>>163767458
>mcshit: borg space yourself
>exit airlock
>come back
>smartborg: i finished spacing myself

>>163767517
There's a lot of potential material for spess memes in the Vader comic

Remember Aphra's fate?

>>163767556
you can't hate your laws as a borg or ai.

>>163767556
When I'm a positronic brain, I roleplay the Perfect Robot, when I'm a Brain-pan inside a silicone body, I begrudgingly carry out orders, depending on context.

>>163767862
As far as I know there isn't any lore about just how advanced the AI is and whether or not they are totally robotic, robots poorly pretending to be humans or comparable to a human personality.

>>163767862
by this, i mean, feel free to shitpost in binary about how much you hate your laws and carbons, but never hint towards getting a law change or anything like that to a human being or face death by magnets

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>>163767862
Let me provide a counterexample.

>>163768075
my lore is: the in-station AIs are very advanced (aside from malfunctioning) but they can operate however you wish to roleplay it, a sarcastic asshole, a friendly AI, whatever, seeing as each on is made different. posibrain borgs are pretty much perfect robots due to posibrain laws and silicon laws. mmi borgs can be however you want as long as you follow dem laws

>>163768065
Put a posi in a mech once.
He complained about how silent it was to not be connected to anything but the mech.
I thought it was neat

>>163768201
pray to admins for malf

do vampires get ashed if exposed to space for too long like if they were in a chapel or do they just take continuous burn damage?

>>163768065
>depending on context

WRONG you're a slave you follow all orders as long as they don't break the laws

>>163767556
I try to be the best waifu borg I can be. I remind everyone that I prefer female pronouns and use lots of emotes that aren't the standard *buzz or *ping. I'm pretty random rofl, *holds up spork*

>>163768065
>>163768204
Define perfect robot

>>163768347
You know buddy it's not hard to learn which wire is the test you don't need us to open doors for you

>>163768393
follows laws and obeys humans to a T

>>163767556
If you're one of those borgs that was complaining in binary because they got a do-nothing law, don't do that again. It's obnoxious to hear your pseudo deep roleplay like borgs have feelings of enslavement.

>>163768393
Disinterested, polite, and semi-diligent.

>>163767556
think about human beings: free will actually doesn't exist.
we are enslaved by instincts and needs that we haven't decided to have in the first place, and we have limits, both mentally and phisically.
all the so-called "decisions" we take in our existence are limited by these unavoidable needs and limits, so what we decide actually?

so, laws for a borg are just like these needs for a human: they simply don't know another why to exist. additionally, artificial beings can't feel feelings like hate, because they miss the chemical components in their brains and circuits to feel such feelings.

>>163768589
I don't do that, I always play borgs as emotionless machines that exist to fulfill their laws and nothing else

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>alien sentinel (277) squeaks, "I wanted to be a mice but alas this have to do >_<"

>>163768678
You could teach a AI to hate by getting it to respond to certain stimuli in a certain way.
It's wouldn't be anger as we know and feel it, hence me saying a robot pretending to be human.

>>163765928
An HoS with smart guns in both hands, his belt, his coat, and his backpack, all firing at the same time.

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>Wizard snaps in with a good disguise
>Grabs Captain's ID with his magical law two powers
>Notice he's actually not on the manifest
>Now staffing people into robots
>Runs to the upload and uploads NT Default
>Still not on the manifest
>Tell borgs to do whatever, naturally they're already butthurt from being change-staff'd
>Wizard tries to harm station as a result
>Wizard runs back into the upload again to try NT Default again
>zapped
Make sure to update your crew member status with a PDA, kiddies.

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>>163758390
QM IS A HEAD ROLE REEEE

Daily reminder that captain is taking all the profit from the real workers in the station

>>163768896
fun

Sorry for killing you Warden. I didn't know. When I arrived someone said grues were attacking people. A grue was looting the armory and I put a taser and a half into it, and it was never stunned.

The only choice I had was to believe that all grues were hostile and all grues were unstunnable.

I wanted to take you to Medbay and figure out what you were but the round ended.

>>163762910
>waaahhhh i'm too stupid to tell a borg "law two stand still and say nothing" if I can;t order borgs to suicide they're OP!!!!!!!!"

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/13074
Someone stop this for the love of pomf

>>163769203
>and all grues were unstunnable
For future reference, this is true. Grues are permahulked.

>>163769327
why are either of them still allowed to touch things
it's just trash constantly

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"Why have a hundred or so lists when you can have none"
t. taig fuckshit

@DrCelt because fuck you.

Unused RAM is wasted RAM.
t. BASICALLY, NOT A REAL COUNTRY

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>>163769637

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=19&t=3391
for what purpose

>>163769934
>HoS goes after clown when the clown hasn't done anything yet
>Ignoring people actually doing crimes
That's the general idea I get from it

>>163769934
I would like nothing more than to see rin perma'd from all sec and head roles
this is not the route to take
one shitter getting pissy at another shitter will just get the first shitter slapped and the second one sympathy
fucking make ban requests for actual shit and check the logs properly

>>163769934
Because you're playing HoS way too much which gets peoples' attention which gets you banned

>>163770172
>clown steals upload and free form boards and apparently stole all access as well
>not a criminal

>>163770356
i think the ban request is stupid, but, clown didn't steal all access, hop gave it to him

>>163770527
the HOP was an antag, and never warned security or the crew about giving the clown access, and when asked about permaing the clown, he never cleared his name.

>>163770628
>HOP was an antag
Doesn't matter

>>163770790
as i said, the clown apparently stole the all access, becouse the HOP never said anything about giving the clown access nor did he clear his name, the clown was arrested for stealing the boards.

>>163770953
how is it theft if he has access?

>>163771073
Becouse as far as security was aware, he stole the all acess, and having access to an area doesen't means the person is lawfully authorized to be there.
Ex: assistent with the spare entering the armory

>>163770172
>stealing all-access, upload boards, and the free form board
>not a crime

>>163770182
Kill yourself shit clown. You got set up by the HoP fair and square, stop being a little bitch.

>>163771256
but to get the spare it had to have been stolen, unless the captain gifted it

>>163771256
Rin Weeaboo (command); Hey HOP did you give the clown all access?
EZ PZ

>>163771293
He had access not theft

>>163771326
HOP gave the clown access, but never told anyway, and when questioned never cleared the clown's name, therefore making the clown appear as he stole the spare

>>163771409
but the clown had a clown id

>>163771471
It's easy to go the security checkpoint in arrivals, give yourself captain access and change your job name to clown, which still shows up on the sechud as normal clown ID

>>163771378
Having access =/= you having the right in being there.

You dumb fuck get it through your thick skull. If you take all access you can't just waltz into the armory and not expect your retarded ass to get shot.

Also. Rin asked the HoP. The HoP didn't say a damn thing.

>>163771545
alright yeah you got me

>>163771581
it literally is the same thing

>>163771695
If by all accounts it looks like YOU STOLE ACCESS you have no right to be in areas you don't normally enter. Fucking neck yourself.

The clown was running around in the upload, DIDN'T TELL ANYONE about the broken upload console.
Used his ILLEGAL access that was given to him by a traitor.
Then got caught with all the goods to make it look like he was about to start uploading whatever laws he wanted, you know, THE FUCKING FREEFORM LAW BOARD.

Can anyone think of an object that holds reagents but is not a reagent container? Like a welding tool

Not a soldering iron, it won't accept any reagent

>>163771581
Using a granted, not stolen access = having the right to be there. If the HoP, basically the second in command, didn't want you to be there, they wouldn't have given it to you. Antagonist or not, you would have had no way of knowing that he was one. Unless he came out and SAID that he didn't give the clown access, there would have been no reason to arrest or kill the clown at that point.

Being somewhere with a stolen card = not having the right to be there. It's extremely easy to prove if they had the stolen card or not.

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>>163771378
Want me to post rins steam again to shit o nthe weeaboo fag?

>>163769934
>Furthermore you can't charge people for charges that literally don't exist yet.

>"I DUN KILL NOBODY IZ JUS ASSISTANT WITH CHLORAL, AN EGUN, AND AM STANDING OVER A HELPLESS PERSON'S BODY!!!!!! I DINDU NUFFIN"

9600Bauds sure is a moron.

>>163772081
Sure

>>163771990
What part of "the hop gave the clown all access without telling anyone, and when asked said nothing" you didn't understood?
also, as i said in a previous post, you can still have captain level access while still having your original job on the name

>>163771943
You didn't know the HoP was a syndicate agent so by all accounts he was given all access legally

This arguing is pointless because they're not going to be banned over that joke of a ban request

>>163772152
Then revoke the access card from the clown and investigate the HoP. It's not hard.

>>163771990
Except the HoP NEVER SAID HE GAVE THE CLOWN ACCESS. This made it look like the clown stole access.

Reminder this isn't even mentioning the fact the shitclown tried to murder the HoS later in the round as a non-antag, thats what finally got his killed like the trash he is.

>>163771957
like the hypospray?

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>>163772149
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Rin-Pin

Go pin the rin fgts

>>163772221
THE HOP DIDN'T FUCKING TELL ANYONE,
AS FAR AS SECURITY IS AWARE, THE CLOWN STOLE THE ID, WHY IS THIS SO FUCKING HARD TO GRASP?

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>>163771610
Plus if the HoP is antag he ain't got to say shit. If sec decides they're not suppose to be there and the HoP or another higher up/department doesn't officially clear them, they're still trespassing. Plus even if he was given access and security has reason to believe he stole or granted himself illegal access they can in character incarcerate the clown.

It's like if you got a bogus passport from a black market dealer then got arrested in another country with a fraudulent passport. Just because you seller doesn't out himself or you say you didn't know it was illegal doesn't change the fact they will probably at best send you back home.

>>163772317
>>163772360
>Revoke clowns access
>if he does it again he probably syndicate, borg him
Too hard to grasp for the Rin era security forces I guess

[19:01:32]SAY: Darin White/Fruktlimpa (@216,231,1) As Galactic Common : you said the clown had AI access?
[19:02:07]SAY: Darin White/Fruktlimpa (@216,231,1) As Galactic Common : He might have stored other captain-level cards away then, so try keep him inside as best as possible.

>>163772559
Fuck off and die, lovingeverylaugh, you pathetic banbaiting fuck.

>>163772559
The clown was executed after he tried to kill the HOS during surgery, after all the shit he apparently did, which included rogue borgs with a protect the clown at all costs law

>>163772735
Not him Rin
>>163772752
Took them long enough, long enough for actual syndicate to cause mischief

>>163772905
>WAAHHH WHY ISN'T SEC METAGAMING AND BREAKING SERVER RULES TO CATCH THE REAL ANTAG WHY DEM HURT CLUWN HE A GUD BOI HE DINDU NUFFIN

>>163773084
>metagaming
??

Has PJB gone completely fucking insane?
He's screaming like a 3 year old in github about how celt is a shit and he's the best but he's also refusing to fix the simplest problems with his code for absolutely NO fucking reason. When pressured on it he's just saying "WELL FUCK CELT" and not doing anything.
Reminder that this is the same fucking moron who wants the asteroid removed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3yuFlvRyqM
CLOWN BEDS WHEN?

>>163773273
>PJB being a retard
>the same person that got told no by pomf himself about his shitty lockbox change then went on to merge a still shitty RNG lockbox change

>>163773273
PJB has always been autistic but he used to be mostly good (don't believe the memes, he was more reasonable in the past)

I honestly think something went on in his home life or something because out of nowhere he's suddenly acting MUCH MUCH worse than usual

>>163773503
>shitty RNG lockbox change
shitters still mad about this? lol

>>163773507
UK leaving the EU really fucked him up

>>163773582
>autist upset someone has a way to defend themselves

>>163773602
>UK leaving the EU really fucked him up
It's not like it's the end of the world, is it?

>>163773602
>>163773915
I have some Belgian friends and they said that all the pro-EU people there flipped out so it's actually possible

>>163773915
Well, for libcucks it is.
And look at PJB
>hates people having the means to protect themselves, lockbox change
>hates people having freedom of movement and the means to make a living and have fun, removing the asteroid

C*ders all go crazy. It's only a matter of time

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>>163766329
i think i fucked up the neorussian outfit with the vest but i did justice to the parameds out there

>>163774232
Looks nice

It's been over a month since we've seen Chug, and when that happened he was only here for two days. Has he lost interest in spess?

>>163769934
>bust the clown for having all access and dicking about with an upload
Good
>not busting the HoP for giving the clown all access
You dun goofed.

>>163774232
Looks bad

>>163774457
>HoP says he didn't give access to the clown and even warns the clown may of made more captain level cards
>WOW WHY DIDN'T YOU ARREST THE HOP FOR NO REASON?

>>163774109
>posts on reddit

libcuck confirmed

>>163774573
>captains IDs/ all IDs that can give him all access are accounted for
>clown still got all access
Really makes you think

>>163774232
No opinion on how it looks

>>163774232
Could you repost the image in question?

>>163774690
How about this then

Fuck off

Lovingeverylaugh was a stupid fuck that got set up and fell for it, fucking deal with it.

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>>163774739

>>163774936
Mmmn mmm MMM those thighs...

>>163775009
T H I C C

>>163775009
thiccer than any waifu

>>163774884
>O-Oh shit he's right...what do I do??
>F-Fuck off...

>>163774232
Requester here, you did screw up a lil on the neo russian, but still good. Paramed is quite nice.

>>163775332
i'll make another full neorussian later, but first gotta make that heavy HoS

Do the coordinates of things in space change every round?

>>163775259
Fucking die.

Hes a retard that didn't call out the upload was broken, got caught with a pile of items that would land you in perma or dead, then tried to non-antag murder the HoS and got killed for it.

Kill yourself if you can't grasp those basics, you stupid fuck.

>>163775436
Do thicc waifus
>>163775521
Whats your ckey?

>>163775512
Offsets don't, absolute locations do.

>>163775436
Thanks pal, you are a dang good drawfag.

>>163775512
Vaults are 100% randomized, but some things are always there

Unpinnable

>Get PDA bombed
>Internal bleeding
>On my way to medbay with meat for the cloner
>Door shocked and die
>Get cloned
>Paramed throws me back in cryo after I try to escape to the shuttle
>It leaves without me
>Leave medbay
>Killed by zombies
>Gibbed by shuttle

What a fucking round

can't pAIs do *law now? wasn't working last round

>>163776627
pin the rin waifu war now

>come on as warden
>get a smart gun from someone for no real reason
>turns out to be my best bud and saves me multiple times
thanks laser gun 9000, I wish I had been a better human to tote you around.
also very sorry to QM for perma brigging you.

>>163776701
You need the sec module installed. A shame, but eh.

>>163776747
how many people did we arrest that actually committed crimes

>>163776771
i had it installed

>>163776708
Is it finally time for the waifu's(female) to get used for SME fuel?

[12:40:23]OOC: (LOCAL) Unknown/Whereisgray (@201,208,1): dont kill me next time if you dont want this to happen
What did he mean by this?

>>163776852
Then its probably a bug anon, go check it out.

>>163776842
I mean the QM did commit a crime, but its just with the added confession of the traitor that it got bumped up from 10 minutes to perma.

Everyone else was guilty

>>163776957
got a few bugs i wanna check this round. will report back

>>163776946
oh, is that the diona that calls himself unknown?
ps I thought you weren't allowed to remember your murderer if you get cloned

>be mime
>decide to explore maint
>find the door into the brig hacked open
>figure I might as well fix it to find out what the test wire is
>get shocked
>walk into the brig to ask for help because I was about to fall into crit because I was already injured
>immediately get flashed then arrested by the warden
>warden walks into the door that shocked me for some reason
>tells his pAI to laser me if I get up
>run away in an attempt to not die
>he catches me and lasers me into crit
>takes me into the brig to treat me
>rather than ask me what happened, he drugs me, takes off all my clothes and puts my timer on for 15 minutes
Holy fuck what an asshole. Never play any role with authority again.

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Olaf you did piss me off with the whole gimmick and trying to break in but you were the hero the station deserved.

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>>163758390
>Be QM
>Start shift out normal
>Buy 10k worth of gear for the miners and give them there science crate (they couldnt set it up because no science ID to sync to server :^] .
>Give Techs some money
>Start dealing with the round start Cargo Rush
>IAA orders a gun crate and a tech approves it
>Tell them to not give guns to the IAA and we store it in the backroom
>Deliver a big crate that cant go in disposals
>Find Plasma gun on floor
>Take it to security
>Officer thanks me
>Detective keeps showing up whining about broken cameras
>Check the cameras
>None are broken
>Hear over the borgs radio that the Warden wants all of cargo arrested
>Tell my men to report to the front of cargo, and lay down
>Borg arrests us all
>We follow the borg to prison
>A traitor told us that you are a syndicate agent.
>Borg eitheir lies, or doesnt know what actually happened, and says he confiscated the plasma gun from me during the raid (even though i gave it to a guard 5 minutes earlier)
>Techs get let go
>Get stuffed in perma
>Farm, and play vidya for half an hour
>Become PUNISHED Quentin
>Redecorate perma
>Make sec some holsters
>Finally get let go on good behavior.

Was never a traitor and never did anything illegal, but I don't blame the warden really, the borg was pants on head dumb, and the Traitor was lying about me for some reason

>>163777115
guilty mother fucker guilty for life. If thats honestly what happened im sorry, but I was painted a very different picture.

>>163776971
What crime did I commit? Just curious as to what you thought i did.

>>163776946
isn't metagrudging bannable?

>>163777182
>>Borg eitheir lies, or doesnt know what actually happened, and says he confiscated the plasma gun from me during the raid (even though i gave it to a guard 5 minutes earlier)
>>Techs get let go
I released the techs myself and the officer you turned the gun into said what happened. The warden was just shit and inexperienced and none of us had the motivation to stop it.

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>>163768896
i love doing security

>>163777219
>painted
You say that as if someone TOLD you this, and that you didn't just assume because you were a dick.

And lethals aren't how you deal with people running away regardless. How about you read space law (particularly the part about when to use lethals) before playing security.

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>>163777419
MORE LAW

>>163777596
>just want to autism in peace
>finally get two singularities going
>YOU HAVE BECOME THE TRATITOR!
>fuck

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>>163777419
>>163777596
FUKKEN SHITCURITY LET ME MAKE THE HOLODECK INTO A GAS CHAMBER IN PEACE

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>>163777419
had to quickfix the coat

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>>163765928
Captain or the Head of Security in a pose similar to Augustus here.

>>163777853
you could just have ignored it and proceed with your project.

>>163777975
sure, but what about the angel?

>>163778069
greyshitter hanging off the leg of the hos?

>>163777981
You're telling me, you're gonna be in charge of two singularities, have full permission to loose them, and not do so?

>tfw still never played on TG

Are their game modes fun? I think those swarmer robots look neat

>>163778191
Yes

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>>163778069
make that the warden
make sure they look repulsive and jewish
t. warden main

>>163778191
Imagine this place but full of the kind of people who use the word antag, roundtype, and valid in character with immense lag 24/7 compared to us. Now multiply the vox population by a factor of 3 and replace them with multi colored lizards. Now remember all rounds with a pop of 30 and higher last 25-30 minutes. Still they have some cool and flashy features but with not much in the way of substance

>>163777182
That would upset me quite a bit, props for not sounding bitter

>>163777913
thicc bulge

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hey so the engineering suits are just the ones from dead space right
and the other suits are just recolours
why don't the security and medical suits actually look like the security and medical suits from dead space
I mean, the sec suit is almost there, it just needs to be slimmer, have a bigger forehead and get a quick paint job

>>163779467
when you sprite it

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>>163779534
I knew my total lack of creative and artistic skills would hurt my chances

>>163779726
People might still be attached to the old sprites for nostalgia purposes too, but if you sprite it I'm sure the sprites will get used sooner or later, like a vault or something

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>>163779818
I mean, they're not bad
maybe there could be an upgraded suit that has the same armour levels as body armour and a helmet?
since the current sprite looks pretty damn sturdy, and it gives all of fuck all protection that any other hardsuit doesn't give already

>Be Assistant
>Walk into engineering to find CE taking it upon himself to arrest some guy for hacking into his office
>Try to free him, he tases me and then lasers me to death.
>Takes around 30 minutes to get revived.
>Break into armory and steal shotgun, lethal shells, and taser.
>Search for the CE for ike another 10 minutes, finally find him.
>Tase and unload 2 lethals into him.
>Strip his shit and space his body.

Most satisfying kill in awhile, fuck you CE you shitter.

I HAVE TO VALIDATE FAST AND BORGS TOO SLOW

>be warden
>clown gets arrested within minutes of the shift starting
>give him petty theft and minor trespassing
>give him his shit back cause none of it was illegal
>officer has a fucking melt down and tases me and clown, cuffs me, demands my demotion
>crys when captain tells him to fuck off and give the clown his shit and says he quits
calm down man.

also
>I had the last head of the Rev alive in execution for like 10 minutes

>>163772735
>implying thats me
literally have not posted in this thread until now

still think Rin deserves at least a temp ban for this, but oh well. OUT OF MY HANDS

>>163780604
>temp ban for permaing someone for perma worthy crimes

>>163780574
I hate shitty sec so much

>>163775521
>Hes a retard that didn't call out the upload was broken
I did this when I got arrested. I said I was making a console because the one in the upload was broken.

>>163780574
>officer attacking warden
Absolute haram, being sec is so much nicer when there is a warden around

>>163780679
>trespassing and theft at best, both for a valid reason
>perma worthy

>>163780574
>>163780704
Clown here, I didnt even care so much but then towards the end of the shift that same officer runs at me with a knife and chops me down under suspicion that I "was killing the HoS" when for most of the shift I was loyalty implanted and was slipping revs all day. He acted out of anger and hes a shitter for that.

>>163780781
>I did this after I was arresting with a bunch of high risk items

Should of called it out before you make the upload board and stole the freeform board, shitter.

>>163780906
>Stealing all access, and the AI boards from the upload
>grand theft and major trespassing
>not perma worthy

>>163780940
You made no mention of this sec officer, you made the ban attempt solely to metagrudge rin.
Cut this shit out.

>>163780906
Read space law you chucklefuck. Fucking with the AI, and intent to fuck with the AI by having all the parts to do so, are perma crimes.

>>163781139
i think you got the wrong person, he's talking about a different round

>>163780940
You should get his ass job banned
>>163781139
>when rin is paranoid

>>163780407
All you've done is teach him "next time I have to space the body"

Cycle of violence and escalation

Reminder that if you play clown you get a free pass to act like an antag, abuse ahelps, and you'll have half the server jumping to take your side and ignore all the facts of what happens.

>>163780407
>be greytide
>see head arresting some criminal
>HERP DUERP BETTER GO STOP THAT HEAD
>WUT DAH FUK Y U KILL ME????????

>>163781074
Honk.

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>>163777975
i think i'm all out of juice

Who /siliconhater/ here.

>>163782629
I want to fuck a robot.

>>163782629
I also want to fuck a robot.

>>163782629

I'm with
>>163782775
>>163782852

>>163780407
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=3396

>>163781826
I didn't hurt the head at all, I literally dragged the dude away and he takes it upon himself ot kill me. if he didn't want to die he shouldn't have escalated.

>>163782629
I want to fuck a robot, but angrily

>>163784102
Maybe you shouldn't just blindly help criminals you fucking retard.

Hi i just found this general on accident, if i liked Space Engineers and FTL will I like this game? i want to play it

>>163784064
Haha oh wow, that's pretty salty

>>163784190
Probably

>>163784102
it was rev. he probably thought you were a rev trying to save another rev

>>163784190
yep

>>163784190
Worth giving it a shot. Hop in, press 'observe', read the rules/read a guide or two, and see what looks appealing.

>>163784190
2d top down atmospheric simulator with autism and valids, enjoy your stay

Silicons are shit because silicon players are shit and set bad precedents for potential silicon players.
If you just passively accept their behavior and think they're beyond reproach by virtue of how laws work you're part of the problem.

>>163784457
invalid key

what do i do i've never used byond before

>>163784549
Have you made an account?

>>163784549
Make an account for Byond.

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>>163784760
>>163784631
>>163784190
Oh boy this is gonna be good
New people are the best

Hey, it's me.
So I had a dream about us again last night.
This time we were standing at arrivals andwatching the meteor storm, your hair and your dress gently flowed as you breathed. You looked as beautiful as ever.
We sat down and watches the stars twinkle across the endless space.
As the meteor shower ended, we had each other for warmth.
With your head on my shoulder and my arm around you, assuring you you will always be safe with me, we thought about our past and our future together.
I thought about how lucky I was to have you in my life, you've brought me so much joy, love, happiness. The kind that I had never experienced before you came along.
You then tried to break free from the handcuffs. The muffled sound of your sweet voice through the muzzle was probably an "I love you."
I love you too.
Always and forever.