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/pdg/ - Payday: The Heist, PAYDAY 2, PAYDAY 3 and John Wick II General

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Christmas edition

Previous holiday meme Vlad heist: >>163265686


>Workshop Manual
http://www.overkillsoftware.com/workshopmanual/

>Upcoming Payday 2 Tournaments:
http://www.overkillsoftware.com/payday2-tournament/

>Extremely Franktastic Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2:
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370

>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
http://pd2weapons.com/

>Breakpoint calculator
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ucnX2Hm4QlkyKiQkSJzdC_PS9Pc8dBJt3cxYyI3Pkgk/

>Old Skilltree Guide:
http://i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png

>Perk Deck Guide (slightly out of date):
http://i.imgur.com/hFYr1Io.jpg

>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints (extremely fucking out of date we only keep this here for console plebs):
http://i.imgur.com/TY14uav.png

>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
http://pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt

>Weapon Skin Checklist (totally up to date):
http://pastebin.com/jivyLi3A

>Big Oil Engine Calculators:
// NOTE: Nobody cares what the pressure gauges say if they're using the calculator
http://payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html
http://albertkung.com/bigoil/

>PAYDAY Wiki:
http://payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2

>Latest Updates Here:
http://steamcommunity.com/app/218620

>Steam Group full of shitters:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/itfeelslikesomethingsintheair

>Mods and Lua:
http://pastebin.com/HR91ZxX2

>Weapon skin previews
http://pd2stash.com/

>Daily Dose
http://fuldans.se/?v=bawawkvbhb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV6Mv2A4E2Q [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhYXQxPUBo8 [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
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im gay
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>>163633603
second for sydney
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third for codes :^)
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>>163633675
kill yourself my man
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> [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
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Yakuza:
VTKJJ-NA9K7-6VJKI
I5CD9-KYLHN-3A5W5
A3CT3-T3JHZ-ZP4ER
R0YZ0-QB00N-90Z5B
TR9VG-6KYY9-N5363
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>>163633687
so lewd
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>>163633687
I'd like to see her back door pls
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>>163525332
>>163525426
Hello heisters! Merry Christmas!

Today's daily Side Jobs are:
- Painting Yourself Into A Corner (pink_panther)
- Record Low Crime Rate (any_6_jobs)

And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- No More Debts (daily_mortage)
Brought to you by Houston.

Keep those helmets flying! ;)
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>>163633745
>VTKJJ-NA9K7-6VJKI
>A3CT3-T3JHZ-ZP4ER
both are taken, not by me
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>tfw Syndey is the canon fourth member of the Payday gang

one day the rest of the world will respect you the way I do houston
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>>163634148
I respect Houston
I don't respect Sydney
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>>163634148

Who?
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>>163634148
shes my gf too
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>>163634148
sydney will be my wife one day.
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>willingly took the identity of one of the most dangerous, wanted criminals in the world, Venom Snake style just to help his brother
>isn't a memespewer, professional, understands that heisting is a serious job, is closer to TH personality than anyone else
>cracked the benevolent bank, the unbreakable vault
>raided the motel, outsmarted the Commissar
>participated in the Hoxton Breakout

fuck you guys houston is great
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>>163634573
>telling us no to acdum
>acingdum
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>>163634371
I wish this artist knew how to draw faces properly.
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>>163634783
It's not even so much the faces as the head shape.
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>>163634573
>isn't a memespewer
>Has a fucking song about his meme line
Dont
Act
Dumb
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>>163635228
Same thing.

They're trying to pass it off as style or something but it's just shit.
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Is there anyone who wants to play? Steam group is dead, so i think i'll ask here
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>>163636230
I am, if you are willing to play with an Infamy 3 shitter
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>>163636421
Don't worry, i am fine with that. As long as we having fun together it doesn't matter, isn't it?
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>>163636230
I'm shit but if you don't mind that then here
http://steamcommunity.com/id/1173820/
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>>163636230
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198051093422
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>>163636516
Alright then, here is my profile
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198040472704
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>>163633745
Santa Trashly? I already own everything you've given in the last day or so, including all the new stuff. Any chance you can have a Point Break giveaway? If not, I'll just enjoy this yummy coal. Merry Christmas :)
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Robbedacop here i come.
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>>163638474
>Hard
>not on shove-cops-up-my-ass-Mayhem
Doing it wrong.
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>>163634419
Why is she so sweaty?
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Post mains
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>>163619479
Thank you Trashly, didn't get to say it on the other thread.
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>>163641651
mfw everyone hates my nigga Rust
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>>163641651
Best boy right here
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>you will never have Dallas as an adoptive father
>or Ron Perlman and a crazy Japanese guy as your grouchy grandfathers
>you will never be Sydney
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>>163642404
>trying to imagine what the group does when they aren't on heists
Payday the 90s sitcom when?
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>>163642538
will it have a laugh track for every really horrible joke?
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Should I pick any of the ones I don't already have up during this sale?
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>>163641651
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>>163642938
Get Anarchist perk deck character pack
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>>163642938
>not having crossbows, poison, or Anarchist
It's like you don't like doing ODs.
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>>163642538
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXB_MfZozp4

Related
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>>163643074
I don't
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>>163643147
They need a new version of this now that we have 50,000 heisters.
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>>163643147
>that jacket model
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How do I use the psychopath deck effectively? It does not feel like I'm using it that well trying to get up in the cops face and trying to kill them
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Post em
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>>163643568
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>>163643296
too many crooks
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>>163643074

Not that guy, I have done most heists on OD and it's still tryhard nofun mode for me.

Even cheesing it with crossbows and jokers is fucking impossible if the host has a decent processor or maybe just because I always play in pubs because all my friends quit this game years ago
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>>163641651
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>>163641651

>>163643147
>that jacket model
nani
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>>163643568
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>>163644617
it sucks
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Solarpletex is my asian gf
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>>163641651
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GET THE FUCK UP
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>complete stealing xmas on OD
>unlock the MH and DW achievements, but not the OD one
weird
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>>163633745
>TR9VG-6KYY9-N5363

t-thank you
>>
There was this guy in my game who kept getting revived by converted cops.

What perk does that?
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>>163650350
Mod
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>>163650350
Cheat.
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>>163650639
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I quit since the microtransaction accident, what happened since?
Is the game great again?
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>>163651962
Skills rebalance, melee is shit now, more characthers, new dificulty that made balance even more shit, anarchist is your new perk deck lord and saviour, and even more shitty skins
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>>163651962
PAYDAY 2 is my favorite game
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I just closed payday, what happened since?
>>
Bullseye

Good meme, or bad meme?
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>>163653028
Good for anarchist and sociopath builds, not much for other builds, heard some people say it's kinda good for dodge
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>>163653028
GOOD for crook
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>>163634573
My current theory is that the "canon crew" are the ones who actually do useful shit at the safehouse.
Dallas and Hox have the plotting office, Clover does security, Houston has the van, Sydney works on the masks, Chains has the guns, and wolf has the tech room.

everyone who is just dicking around not working in their downtime is out come 3. And wolf, because Muh Ulf.

so, Dallas, Houston, Hoxton, Chains, Sydney, Clover. Everyone else is too busy jacking off or making surfboards or whatever to move forward.

You might notice that's 6. Allows them to tailor a heist to special skills: Hoxton, Houston and Clover for varying levels of stealth, Sydney and Chains for when it's loud. Always Dallas because he's the Red Ranger.

>tfw none of your main 4 will be the canon crew going forward
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>>163654285
this actually makes a lot of sense
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>>163654285
It's probably actually be Dallas, Houston, Hoxton, Chains, Sydney, Wick, Bonnie, and Jiro.

Since some joined in for one specific heist.

Wick because he was chosen by Bain to be suitable to join,
Bonnie gave Hoxton info on the rat, in exchange for getting in the crew.
And Jiro is being blackmailed by Bain.
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>>163655058
Rust killed his whole MC to prove his loyalty to the crew.
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>>163655208
I wasn't entirely sure on Rust, so I didn't bother mentioning him, sorry
So I guess Rust would be in too.
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>>163653028
Good for anarchist, good for sociopath, good for muscle, bad for armorer.
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>>163655208
What a despicable traitor, like his character in Sons of Anarchy series.
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>>163655915
Did I say muscle I meant rogue. It's okay for muscle, I guess.
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Praise the new king of tricky

http://imgur.com/a/bgm0q

May Putin and his elite steam market hackers have mercy of his soul and wallet if its true
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http://pd2weapons.com/l/72fe05442e2a6321cf39f8248114da72

Rate my memebuild.
I'm thinking of doing this if I buy Sydney.
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>>163656850
>Partners on Crime ACED outside of OD
>Underdog Basic only
>Second Wind on Anarchist The point is to keep the fucking armor on
>Swan song ACED
>No Pistols/AR’s/Shotguns or any weapon related skills at fucking all
Why have swan song ACED if you are going to have shit reload with all the fucking weapons dude
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84th for wolf enjoying the spirit of christmas
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>pub shitter goes down
>flashbang, murder the shit out of everyone on top of him, go back to moving bags
>he goes down again

>I go down once
>HEIST FAILED

why
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I would sell my soul for the chance to blow a loaf insidr Goergua van vuylenbutg adsholr
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>>163657417
I would too, but are you okay there? One handed typing?
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>>163657263
he doesn't seem to be enjoying it that much (keyword is seem)
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>>163657076
>Partners on Crime ACED outside of OD
What's wrong with that?
>Underdog Basic only
I only had two points left.
>Second Wind on Anarchist The point is to keep the fucking armor on
That doesn't mean it can't break.
>Swan song ACED
What's wrong with that?
>No Pistols/AR’s/Shotguns or any weapon related skills at fucking all
It's not like you can't get guns that aren't ridiculous without skills anyway.

>Why have swan song ACED if you are going to have shit reload with all the fucking weapons dude
What are you even trying to say here?
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>>163633603
>that buttplug of a christmas tree,

Now i understand how sydney manages to keep such a low detection rate all the time.
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>>163657641
One handed typing riding in the car after pounding beers but ai feel like a mlion bucks someone tell georgia i want to fuck her
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>>163657263
>>163657703
but this Wolf sure is :3
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>>163656612
Kilbraght is a fucking PP jabroni beat this niggas ass if you ever see him
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>>163658510
I hope you crash into a ditch and get yourself killed.
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>>163657705
it's a horribly unoptimized build but i guess you like playing OVERKILL
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>>163659019
What does an optimized build look like?
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>>163657705
>>Partners on Crime ACED outside of OD
>What's wrong with that?
They have shit stats on anything that isn't DW or OD becoming useless instead of being your tank/bullet sponge, expect your teammates to kill them all the time

>>Second Wind on Anarchist The point is to keep the fucking armor on
>That doesn't mean it can't break.

>Unironically expecting your armor to break when the joke is to continue fucking shit up
Even if its 1 fucking point, take Martial Artist instead

>>No Pistols/AR’s/Shotguns or any weapon related skills at fucking all
>It's not like you can't get guns that aren't ridiculous without skills anyway.
Enjoy your reload times

>Swan Song ACED not a waste of points
>Relying on Swan Song at all, a fucking skill ABOUT BEING DOWN
You know that the joke of everything is to stay fucking alive and at the top right
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>>163657705
>>No Pistols/AR’s/Shotguns or any weapon related skills at fucking all
>It's not like you can't get guns that aren't ridiculous without skills anyway.
MUH RELOAD TIMES AND FIRE RATE

inb4 taking saw skills and not using fucking saws at all
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Am I the only one who has insane trouble aiming the bolt action snipers?
There's so much goddamn scope sway when your rechamber the gun.
The WA2000 is the only thing I can use.
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MERRY CHRISTMAS MOTHER FUCKERS
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HO HO HO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji_Xp_zlDoA
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What should I even use as my primary weapon with this thing equipped?

>the DMR AMR-16 is less usable than this because it has a worse ammo pickup even though the Broomstick has half the ammo reserves
>with pistol skills the Broomstick reloads faster too
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>>163661940
Just use the GL40
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>>163661940
GL-40 is a good situational primary.
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The ones that are green on the left are in my cart, should I pull the trigger?

Anything not pictured I own already.
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>>163662190
if you're buying sydney for anarchist i can understand it
if you're buying sydney for sydney
i will never understand you as a person
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>>163662190
You'd get more mileage from the weapon DLCs than the heist DLCs.
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>>163662305
What if you buy Sydney for the bootleg? :^)
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>>163662315
goatsim has gsps and point break has ice pick
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>>163662370
seek mental health repair
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>>163662482
I like you, you're crazy! Like me! xD
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>>163662370
If its for that then get Chivalry
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>>163662382
>two useless weapons
gr8
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>>163662897
GSPS is getting buffed on the great AR’s free DLC by the amazing Jules :^)
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>>163644435
Fuck
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>>163662305
For anarchist

>>163662315
>new heists vs more weapons I wont use
Hmm...
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So are all weapons viable now? Or are there a select few I should use?
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>>163664713
Yes, they are, use the commando 553 and the crosskill for maximum effectiveness.
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>dodgefag joins my lobby
>mfw he can't dodge my kick
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>>163666125
>armorfag joins my lobby
>mfw he can't absorb my kick
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>>163661940
>implying Overkill_Jules aka "the master of fun" won't nerf its ammo pick up to calm the bronco and Mateba communities.
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>>163666371
>tfw you have to choose between having ammo but shooting plastic pellets or having no ammo but firing a tank cannon at cops
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Merry Xmas anon! Have a nice day!

Sokol:
VYNFZ-8VHWC-KGJQR
7KE8M-FK5A0-3MFNF
5GHXE-2I627-IVN0V
MIC2V-V7M2Y-VMDJE
EFWRL-YT65P-2HZ05
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>>163666882
Merry christmas wanker
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>>163666882
>5GHXE-2I627-IVN0V
I do not celebrate Christmas, but thanks anyway!
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>>163666882
Thanks, 'nonny!
And Merry Xmas to you, too!
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>>163666882
>Already have it
Le Grinder DLC
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>>163666882
>code was posted 23 minutes ago
>I still managed to snag 7KE8M-FK5A0-3MFNF

Thank you Ashley. Post more DLC people already have so I can be slow as fuck and still have a decent chance to get one.
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>>163666882
>>163667702
>It wasn't Ashley posting this

Aww shit. Thank's anon.
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>>163667742

It was. Just forgot the trip and i don't see much use for it now unless people start posting fake codes again.
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>>163668074
USUCK-NERD4-LIFE8
Not fake i swer
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>>163668645
>USUCK-NERD4-LIFE8
thx 4 code
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>>163668645
Thanks for the Medic Bag Insurance Plan™ DLC
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>>163666460
>why not both with the cavity 9mm ?
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>>163633836
Hello heisters! Happy holidays!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- I Knew What I Did Was Wrong (i_knew_what_i_was_doing_was_wrong)
- Record Low Crime Rate (any_6_jobs)

And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Hong Kong Gun Fu (daily_akimbo)
Brought to you by John Wick, coming soon to theatres and IMAX in John Wick: Chapter 2 on February 10, 2017, and in John Wick Chronicles for VR!

Keep those helmets flying! ;)
>>
Golden grin:
9K02Z-8JVAX-NA94Q
KFTQE-47X6N-FIW8D
T7030-LHQX4-FE49H
ECZRC-2AIP3-QENWT
GDHY4-8CGPQ-BH3YX
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>>163670952
>T7030-LHQX4-FE49H
Arigato!
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This is surprisingly catchy and Chains makes PD:TH references
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>>163670225
>Brought to you by John Wick, coming soon to theatres and IMAX in John Wick: Chapter 2 on February 10, 2017, and in John Wick Chronicles for VR!
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>>163670952
>ECZRC-2AIP3-QENWT
Based
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>>163670952

>GDHY4-8CGPQ-BH3YX

thanks anon!
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>>163643437
Sociopath was hit hard by the melee nerf. Use the ICTV and pair it with Bullseye and bloodthirst stacking.
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>>163673000

Jules says it's a buff but it's not... at all.
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>Payday 2 GOTY Edition
>Doesn't include all the dlc
why
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>using anything other than Electrical Brass Knuckles or Buzzer
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>>163673834
>implying people actually do that
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>>163673834
>not using the kunai
it's both a stun and high damage
what could you want more
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>>163656612
DELET THIS
>>
Swan song is useful
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>>163677057
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnsRX7RHr6E

Merry PAYDAY Christmas to you
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Alesso:

BV278-VYLHV-2ZT79
2WCXE-MD4EG-HL2KL
Z2YJ3-HVG4Q-ILINB
YNI6T-VZZZJ-FJFXP
X7YVL-ELVGE-62MLY
QXHJ9-V57BV-07M7F
>>
>>163680464
>Z2YJ3-HVG4Q-ILINB
thanks anon
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>>163680464
>QXHJ9-V57BV-07M7F
Arigato! Last one worked.
>>
>>163680464
>2WCXE-MD4EG-HL2KL
Thanks!
>>
SEVEN BUCKS?!?! There's hardly any content!
>>
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/vg/,

I don't really post on this board or play video games. I used to play some Dota 2 and Payday 1 in the past (I remember drilling for 20 minutes in some secret vaults for huge amounts of XP etc.)

Just installed Payday 2 and played 2 games.

>What are the recommended beginner armour skill builds for loud characters that like killing stuff?
>Do I spend cash as I gain it or hoard it?-
>Does modifying the Safe House serve any purpose or is it just playing SIMS?
>Was there some recent update with major changes that made every guide from 2015 or earlier on the internet useless? A lot of the stuff in the sticky is "out of date".
>>
>>163682442
>"out of date"
update 100 skills rebalance
have fun
don't spend offshore money on offshore gambling and try to preserve it you will thank for me this tip
>>
>>163682442
>What are the recommended beginner armour skill builds for loud characters that like killing stuff?
shotguns + tank tree
>Do I spend cash as I gain it or hoard it?
Cash have no real value, spend
>Does modifying the Safe House serve any purpose or is it just playing SIMS?
sims
>Was there some recent update with major changes that made every guide from 2015 or earlier on the internet useless? A lot of the stuff in the sticky is "out of date".
update 100
>>
>>163682442
join group chat get carried on DW don't play Easykill it's for achievements only
>>
>>163682442
>What are the recommended beginner armour skill builds
Just get aced Iron Man in the middle Enforcer tree and anything related to armor in a perk deck. ie: armourer or anarchist

>Do I spend cash as I gain it or hoard it?
Spending cash becomes irrelevant really quickly so use it while you get it. Offshore is used for the first 5 levels of infamy so keep it

>Does modifying the Safe House serve any purpose or is it just playing SIMS?
sims

>Was there some recent update with major changes
Update 100, the recent gun packs/changes and new difficulties.
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>>163674058

Isn't it only a chance to stun?
>>
>>163683472
yeah but stab speed is super fast you can get like 4 stabs off in a second
>>
>>163682682
>>163682708
>>163682782
>>163682806
Yo, thanks.
>>
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So how do I play with you fags?
>>
>>163684481
add me on steam

id/akillerbee
>>
>>163684481
Here, add me so we can play.
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198047520329/
>>
>>163684576
>>163684481
don't fall for this meme
>>
>>163673834
Electric knuckles make it so easy to bully cops.

Did they make cops easier to bully recently? Is that why every single person has all those joker skills aced?
>>
>>163684576
Already friends with this guy, I know you're not him.
>>163684705
dodge or armor?
>>
Is Crook viable?
>>
>>163684960
Dodge and armor.
>>
>>163684735

Everyone has the Joker skills aced because dominating cops is far easier (seems like you can deal any damage to them and the first shout is guaranteed to make them put their hands up) and dominated OD cops are absurdly tough
>>
>>163684481
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Fujoshits_R_Us/
invite and i'll play i guess
>>
>>163685087
blocked
>>
Are Point Break and Goat Sim DLCs good?

I usually host for my friends so it will give us more heists to play.

Don't care if they're the most optimal heists to play, I just like having fun.
>>
>>163684481
We don't like animefags. Find another game.
>>
>>163685201
Thanks, pal.
>>
>>163685303
point break is a better dlc than goat sim
>>
>>163685303

Fun heists for sure, but none of the other content is good IIRC
>>
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>>163685305
>>
>>163685303
In my opinion, Goat Sim is more frustrating than fun. Wide open area with a ton of snipers, and goats scattered all over the map. Point Break is a much better buy & more fun if you're picking just one.
>>
>>163685575
GSPS is good now but nothing else
>>
>>163685754
Plus, Point Break = 2 fun maps. Goat Sim = a single 2-day heist.
>>
>>163685754
They're only $1.74 each, thinking of picking up them and Sydney for $4.72, be the first DLC I've bought in a year, but I'm still catching up on that list. Thanks to Ashley and her free shit.

I own everything you can't see on that list, so I didn't bother to screenshot it.
>>
>>163686006
Get Chivalry

>The last 3 DLC doesn't have the 10% discount
>Not even Spec Ops
>>
>>163686071
>spec ops is 5$
>spec ops is really not worth 5 bux
>>
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>>163671694
daily dose
https://overkillsoundtracks.bandcamp.com/track/chains-is-in-a-pickle
>>
ASHLEY GIVING CODES ON GROUP GET HERE QUICK
>>
>>163686071
>Get Chivalry
y
>>
>>163687390
>already have all dlc
>>
Spec Ops
or
Yakuza, Biker Char, and Golden Grin?

For all intends and purposes, I only care for guns and their mods.
>>
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>>163688632
>even thinking about buying something at full price
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>>163688820
This tbqh, OVK slut could post some more codes :^)
>>
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>>163687390

Nope, no i'm not.
>>
>>163688820
>>163688994
Alrighty then.
A whole 3 weapons then, Micro Uzi looks fun anyway.
>>
>>163687390
don't be tricky and shit up the chat
>>
>>163688997
post scarface codes, faggot
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>>163686605
>the plan was BIZARRE
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>>163688997
Where the fucking codes at santa
>>
>>163690865
THOSE CODES COST US A MILLION BUCKS
>>
>>163690865
Why don't we leave her alone and let her enjoy her Christmas, you vultures!
>>
>>163692595
Where's your christmas spirit?
>>
Just made my friend buy the game by shilling it to him for the past month

where is my money transfer almir
>>
>>163692964
>gifted a friend GOTY edition
>>
>>163690865

Ask nicely and sure i'll post some!
>>
>>163694269
Can I have some
mask
codes?
please?
>>
>>163694269
Where are the codes darling?
>>
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Humble 3:
GZD4F-7DZGR-86BQK
Z4Y9J-FZNNY-CDKYY
8HPQ6-4DX8P-6MZNM
W66KN-08WY5-46GTI
PNTMI-W06Y2-HY3XZ
86R5Y-CY8KH-GBKBJ
768TE-HYNC8-KHLX5
DAMWB-QAAQJ-5JT7N
NLTZ0-T3GTT-I8XY6
>>
>>163694474
Already had it, but thank you.
>>
>>163694474
>PNTMI-W06Y2-HY3XZ
Thanks my dear
>>
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>>163694474
>8HPQ6-4DX8P-6MZNM
thanks buddy
>>
>>163694474
Merry Christmas, I appreciate the spirit even if I already have it!
>>
>>163694474
>NLTZ0-T3GTT-I8XY6
I arrived literally at just the right moment.
>>
>>163694474
>86R5Y-CY8KH-GBKBJ
It's not Scarface but still, free shit, thanks!
>>
>>163694474
>768TE-HYNC8-KHLX5
Thanks mate.
>>
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>>163694269
can you please post scarface heist codes?
>>
>>163694474
Spec Ops or Scarface character pls

Merry christmas
>>
>>163694474
Do you have any older stuff like AK/CAR or Assault?
>>
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>>163694474
Must be nice having all those... resources.
Regardless, you're making lots of people happy.
>>
>>163694474
Why do you post the same pics every time
>>
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Western:
JX3QM-8K4XQ-GJY0K
DLP08-WGF38-GEKJ6
QZR0F-JWIQT-QMAR5
IXXE6-B8W5W-9V4G9
TGP4P-84CPR-RRPPF
N0393-AINVC-7INTX
XQL5E-FAP93-I33HM
A6T5H-EVIMW-Y5ZBB
30ZVN-PX8GC-T8QYF
XFLTP-67FKL-6GT0V
J3HNP-WNFM7-IQ2QW
>>
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>>163694698
(or alesso again)
>>
>>163695040
>30ZVN-PX8GC-T8QYF

Thanks for this, I hope you have a Merry Christmas.
>>
>>163695040
Could we perhaps receive a few Chivalry codes... By some miraculous coincidence or something, maybe...
>>
>>163695040
>J3HNP-WNFM7-IQ2QW
Thank you very much.
Can I add you on Steam for occasional heisting purposes?
>>
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>>163695040
>DLP08-WGF38-GEKJ6
Thank you! I feel loved!
>>
>>163695040
>XQL5E-FAP93-I33HM
Thank you
>>
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>>163695554
in payday 3
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Butcher AK/CAR mod pack:
IEGYP-MKBC5-G53DZ
0D74K-WZIBZ-KGRVH
QYYQY-I2H8L-6CB5N
49EVG-8A403-0CNPX
VMWNZ-GA34H-M266T
>>
>>163695040
god i want to suck your feminine penis and then make sweet love to your boypussy and inseminate you
>>
>>163696465
Best DLC ever
>>
>>163696465
>QYYQY-I2H8L-6CB5N
Thanks Trashy
>>
>>163696465
>All taken within a minute
I guess people are just waiting for codes at this point
>>
>>163696465
All taken, oh well thank you! At least somebody is happy!
>>
>>163696789

Overkill pack:
P2X22-ZZQVR-Z9BNX
RQEIH-WWMEJ-E44EH
EDEAD-NBIWV-DKFZ2
30BQI-ZJ39J-G2TZR
N4355-MXH2Q-CZMC7
0PLKG-PQWXN-6RJGA
LZCRX-0NJBT-4JMBL
KXFJE-79VFV-2EJZZ
3WYFL-GC9WV-M5Y9C
IN36X-75M33-ZV6RH
>>
>>163697479
As >>163696789, holy fuck thank you!
>30BQI-ZJ39J-G2TZR
>>
>>163697479
>KXFJE-79VFV-2EJZZ
Gracias
>>
>>163697479
>LZCRX-0NJBT-4JMBL
cheers
>>
>>163697479
Stop posting these shitty DLC For the untermesch that literally live in sheds playing on their nans 98 PCs and fuck off
>>
>You've tried to redeem too many codes recently
>please wait

man, fuck steam sometimes.
>>
>>163697605
Stop being a jew, then come back
>>
>>163697479
>>
>>163697479
do you get codes on the basis of there's a limited supply, or do they just get doled out as you ask for them?
and if it's limited, have you run out of any codes?
>>
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>>163697605

How dare they not be wealthy and privileged.
Dragan:
R4DHV-7MBAR-6ERNB
BTE53-YL5XR-Z2658
XGN68-47ZR7-I2IP5
45KHX-DKMYT-9MPPF
XG79P-FJX5L-XD468
>>
>>163697479
>3WYFL-GC9WV-M5Y9C
I got a humble bundle 3 pack
Thanks!
>>
>>163697748
Post actual codes dick monster
>>
>>163697748
Leave you subhuman, noone wants you here except the cuck shed dwelling poorfags living off 3 ramen packs a day
>>
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>>163697748
biker heist pls ;_;
>>
>>163697748
>BTE53-YL5XR-Z2658
Thanks! Merry Christmas!
>>
>>163697748
>XG79P-FJX5L-XD468
t-thanks
>>
>>163697816
So, most of the people in this general then
>>
>>163697748
I didn't even know I already had Dragan, huh
>>
>>163697748
>posted dragan finally
>already had dragan
at least other people get the gift of croatia cop
>>
>>163697748
scarface
>>
>>163697748
im here just for any scarface dlc or gage spec ops desu
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>mfw got 5 codes I already own, for my alt
>>
>>163698005
With him
>>
>>163698070
What a robbery
>>
>>163698070
>Owning PD2 twice
For what purpose
>>
>>163698117
SEVEN BUCKS?!
>>
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>>163698070
>>
>>163697748
How old are you?
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>>163698242

Mentally? Probably 12 or lower.

Clover:
R6PHI-JK0C8-AM9DN
ZIHN2-QRF8G-R4WRE
BF4IT-QFK0F-KEQIA
IFMDM-5L3GX-08LJ0
4764Q-R5K2Z-J2DQD
V3J5C-INAH4-58J8Y
>>
>>163698494
ZIHN2-QRF8G-R4WRE

Arigato :3
>>
>mfw I'll go take a shower and miss Scarface
I have no image depicting this much sadness, sadly
>mfw no face
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>>163698494
Fuckin' noone wants you here you stupid worthless nigger leave right now
>>
>>163698494
I'm asking your age here , donut guts
now fucking answer
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>>163698494
literally the only good use for clover is her SA80 (which she's defaced) and using her mask as houston or sokol
>>
>>163698546
Fuck off squid, go be underage somewhere else
>>
>>163698597
Not Burglar?
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>>163698626
>Squid
hmm big words for a dick lovin subway worker
>>
>>163698597
>Not using her perk deck for stealth
What are you, a shitter?
>>
>>163698494

im still here honey
>>
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>>163698690
>>163698695
>stheflth
>ever
>>
>>163698789
TELL ME ABOUT BAIN!! WHY DOESN'T HE WEAR A MASK?!
>>
>>163699025
TELL ME ABOUT ASHLEY! WHY DOES SHE POST THE CODES?
>>
>>163699243
>She
>>
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>>163699243
>she
>>>/gaschamber/
>>
>>163699284
>>163699290
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
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>>163699243
>she
>>
>>163699243
>>163699290
>>163699419
>>163699481
>she
>her
>herself
>female(male)
>>
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>>163699284

>She
>>
Fuck missed the codes because I was having so much fun playing Payday 2 the game tm
>>
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>>163699513
>she
>>
Post more codes so my bot can steal them all for my alts :^)
>>
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>>163699513
>>
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>>163699768
>tfw redeeming faster than a bot
>>
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>>163698494
took one, thanks cutie <3
>>
>>163698543
>tfw didn't actually miss anything
great-o
>>
>>163700034
>Not liking cute girls(male)
What are you, a faggot?
>>
>>163700034
cis male detected
kys
>>
Scarface Heist:
PAYDAY 2: Scarface Heist: 4B9ZY-DND7N-7MYBI
PAYDAY 2: Scarface Heist: W0L8W-DJ5E9-VCTDA
>>
>>163700082
Can't recover from this one kiddo
you'll have to get zapped to stop jerking your 2incher to guys in skirts
>>
>>163700034
Ashley a cute! A CUTE!
>>
>>163700134
Got one thanks :^)
>>
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>>163700162
>kiddo
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>>163700134
T-these weren't real a-anyway, right
>>
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Mystery DLC!

J3HNP-WNFM7-IQ2QW
XFLTP-67FKL-6GT0V
30ZVN-PX8GC-T8QYF
A6T5H-EVIMW-Y5ZBB
XQL5E-FAP93-I33HM
N0393-AINVC-7INTX
TGP4P-84CPR-RRPPF
IXXE6-B8W5W-9V4G9
QZR0F-JWIQT-QMAR5
DLP08-WGF38-GEKJ6
JX3QM-8K4XQ-GJY0K
>>
>>163700385
>TGP4P-84CPR-RRPPF
Already own?
>>
>>163700385
>Already owned
ree
>>
>>163700385
>already owned
We will never know
>>
>>163700385
CARL SAGAN'S COSMOS™???
>>
>>163700385
5 bucks.
This is Payday 2 itself.
Citation needed
>>
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>>163700474
this guy(female)
>>
>>163700474
i would suck your cock babe
>>
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>>163700542
>female
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>>163700409
>>163700460
>>163700485
>>163700502
>>163700528
CTRL+F
>>
>>163700769
i would lick you eyeballs doll
>>
Chains HATES tricky.
>>
>>163698494
why is ashley so perfect
>>
>>163694269
Have any Point Break by chance? Pretty please with sex toys on top?
>>
>>163700832
cutest dick
>>
>>163700832
She has the most feminine boipucci of all women
>>
>>163700893
never stop anon the memes are supreme
>>
>>163700621
>>163700769
>>163700893
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BIG ANIMEME
>>
>>163700893
Nothing wrong with a cute girl(male)
They're far better than a girl(female)
>>
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>>163700893
>dumb bullyanon's legs
>>
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ITT
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>>163700991
>>
>>163701086
I know, it's hard to believe at first, but once you start realizing it, it's heaven. Boypussies are superior.
Girls are gross. Boys are pure.
>>
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>>163701225
would you like to sit on my lap?
>>
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>>163700361

It was i just completely forgot to trip.
>>
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>>163701229
>it's heaven
after that there's hell for eternity for scum like you
>>163701356
no thanks you fat chris chan looking gay muslim
>>
>>163701384
>People asking for Spec Ops and Scarface character
>Gives heist
THANKS
>>
>>163701439
If hell is endless boypussies, I can't wait.
>>
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>>163701384
Oh please, I've been sitting on this thread waiting for a usable Spec Ops Pack.

You're going to kill me
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>being a fag or being gay in anyway at all
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I WANT POORFAGS TO FUCKING LEAVE
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>>163701384
A mistake can easily be forgiven if the person at fault posts some Gage Chivalry Pack DLC codes :^)
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>mfw get a Scarface blue skin for christmas,
t-thanks Overkill
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So when did this cease to be a Payday thread?
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>>163701767
Stop avatarfagging THIS INSTANT
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>>163701849
when pronouns triggered some sperg
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>>163701849
when all the poorfag cock loving cock munchers came
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can you make another round of spec ops? :3
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fags
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>>163701893
>triggered
killing fags is just for par for the course my man
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>>163701849
I think worded that question wrong.
What I meant to say was: When will this become a Payday thread and not swapping of gay anime meme pics?
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>>163702017
>man
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>>163702062
Now
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This is fucking cancer
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>>163702108
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>>163702062
I think the only way to repair this thread is if we mention something in-game that would get people pissed off.
I'm bad at pissing people off, though, the best I can do is "I like the run stealth akimbos, I love it when my crits proc."
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>>163702062
>implying it can ever be a payday thread when the tranny posts codes for the poorfags too stupid to use dlc unlocker thats in the fucking thread description
>>163702151
"no"
>>
YOU AND I
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>>163702195
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>>163702271
>having a fucking (THIS USER HAS BEEN KEKED FOR THIS MOD) tag right beside your name
No thanks.
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I want captain winters to become
a decent threat
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>>163702271
>Being a poorfag that needs to use the dlc unlocker
>>
I only want spec ops, am I asking for too much
>>
are they going to nerf dmr ak/car pickup soon?
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>>163702350
>playing with pubs that you have to explain shit to
Even if you're a loser and have no friends and are too lazy to go to the steam group unmodded bots are better than pubs.
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>>163702468
I sure hope not.

Which Dank Meme Rifle should I use?
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>>163702468
I'd say no because things like AK and the Cavity need a constant supply of ammo
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>>163702468
No, just buff the whole ars
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PAYDAY 2: Scarface Character Pack: AHMEX-MLD0V-QLID2
PAYDAY 2: Scarface Character Pack: 95GYC-DEJRL-ZMGKQ
PAYDAY 2: Scarface Character Pack: MJWAL-R2LF3-PRHM5
PAYDAY 2: Scarface Character Pack: 9VML9-V9AH2-DTH5J
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>>163702650
>AHMEX-MLD0V-QLID2
THANK YOU
>>
>>163702650
EVERYTHING IS ALREADY FUCKING GONE
>>
>>163702650
>All duped
I am getting memed on?
>>
>>163702650
>95GYC-DEJRL-ZMGKQ
Got it, thank you
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>>163702650
>all gone in seconds
>literally in 20 seconds, all 4
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>>163702650
>less than a minute and all gone
what the fuck
>>
>>163702587
>you now remember g3 and its 0.000001 ammo pickup
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>>163702650
>MJWAL-R2LF3-PRHM5
That leaves one DLC remaining...
Thank you, again.
>>
>>163702650
Good job you fucked the two minutes we had of an actual Payday thread
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>>163702650
GIVE ME SCARFACE HEIST NIGGA
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If you want a free code now, go to the VG chatroom and PM me. This is too much of a shitfest.
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>>163702895
>20 people join the chatroom
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>>163702895
>giving away your profile for codes
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>>163702895
i love you please marry me
please cum inside my mouth
>>
>>163702895
There really needs to be a better way to give out free shit.

This is like when you throw food to fish and they all go crazy jumping out of the water trying to get it.
>>
how do i join the chatroom?
>>
>ak buffed but not ak.762
I JUST WANT TO USE MY GOLDEN AK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>poorfag spergs sperging over their codes in the chat and kick people who aren't in the group

BOI
IM
LAFFIn
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>>163702895
>tfw own all the dlcs, can afford the new ones without an issue, own the humble shit stuff, the complety overjewed pack and the paydaycon shit
>tfw this events are meaningless
The only thing I would want is a bobble head dozer, and I'm not even interested in check the thread if you dump, just let this place die already.
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>>163703263
>you can be in the chat room without being in the group
Huh

Stop using sperg as a buzzword it'll lose all it's meaning
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>>163703501
>how can you be in the chat room without being in the group
press the fucking join chat button you autist
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>>163703263
>Own all the DLC and be a regular of the chat
>Kick turbo autists that are LITERALLY WHO that beg for codes that harentt even been here before that arent even part of the fucking group
No thanks, ain't even fucking we just dont like YOUR kind http://steamcommunity.com/id/slitwrists
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>>163703263
>no codes get posted in chat
>your dumb ass will crawl over broken glass to get muh free shit while you shit up a perfectly good conversation
>feign laughter when you get kicked like the shit you are
nice
>>
daily reminder royale blue is the best car4 skin.
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>>163703584
>your kind
>praises tranny
L A F F I N
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>>163703581
Read the post again,friendo
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>>163703751
>Comes to chat to suck tranny dick for codes
OH MAH LORD IM LAFFIN LOL

Hope you don't get VAC from CS:GO for using SAM :^)
>>
Ok the DLC thing is over can we get back to being a Payday thread now?

Is the Gewehr viable or is it outclass by other assault rifles?
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>>163703950
if you mean on dw/od,
all ars are terrible.

dmr g3 has the worst pickup rate along with ak762.
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>>163703950
Gewehr has a 20 round mag, making it benefit the most from Lock and Load Ace.
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>>163703950
Aren't its pickups still fucked with the kits applied?
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>>163704218
I think it's a x0.5 with the kits applied
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>>163704335
The assault kit loses damage without gaining pickup, I think. And the DMR kit has always had bad pickups. The only way to really use it is as an intermediate rifle.
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Good night, /pdg/!
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>>163702895
"VG chatroom"? Do you mean the "Payday 2 Group Chat" on Steam? Or does 4chan have a chatroom I'm not aware of?
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>>163704703
4chan have a chatroom, if you can't find it, you don't deserve it
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>>163702587
Anyone?
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>>163702587
>>163704735
I would say AMR, but I'm not some master franktastic theorycrafter
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>>163702587
dodge: cavity
not dodge: ak/car4

>little friend
>not using china puff
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>>163703104

Golden AK is ugly as shit
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>>163704839
What makes the CAR4 better than the Cavity?
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>>163704971
HAHAHAHAHAHA
wait, serious question?
>>
>>163702587

CAR-4 since they buffed its pickup rate. Get Weapon Attachments Customizer mod to make your rifle A E S T H E T I C
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>>163704971
the fact car4 has 2x pickup of cavity
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>>163705081
Does it really? I thought the Cavity was slightly better while the CAR-4 DMR, AK rifle DMR and M308 were all the same, then the AMR-16 and AK7.62 were worse.
>>
What heist could I "solo" to learn how to carry at Mayhem?
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>>163705280
Why do people give a fuck about Mayhem, just play DW at that point
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>>163705061
>>163705081
>>163705183
>ammo pickup is still a hidden stat

Good job Overkill.
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>>163705280
>carrying
>in mayhem
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>>163705183
yes
right now it's
ak/car4
m308~cavity
amr16
g3
ak.762
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>>163705280
>Solo
You wouldnt learn shit about being surronded by swarms of cops since the spawns are lower with 1 person, also might as well go DW instead since its the fucking same.
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>>163704971

Speed Load Mag, select fire capability for dozers, doesn't look like shit, isn't made by Lel-Kek
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>>163704839
Can you do a dodge Anarchist at all? Like with LBV and Sneak Bastard?

>>163705467
Whats the difference between the CAR4/AK tier and the M308/Cavity tier?

Is the breakpoint for damage at 200 or 210?

>>163705658
>speedmags
>implying I'm going to pay $5 for that
>select fire capability for dozers
People do this?

> doesn't look like shit, isn't made by Lel-Kek
I like the Sub-2000, been looking for a real one forever.
>>
>>163705347
>2013+3
>not using better weapon stats
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>>163706127
>2020-4
>using non-cosmetic mods
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>tfw you realize there are no perk decks that increase damage in any way
Why is overkill so bothered with implementing new gimmicky ways of regenerating health instead of making varied perk decks
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>>163706340
Infiltrator.

Also every perk deck increases damage.
>>
>>163706435

That was removed. Jules said he's not going to make any damage based decks as that's what skills are for.

Though he also thought giving cops 1000000 hp was a good idea.
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>>163706435
>melee
No thanks, not even worth mentioning
>>
>>163706512
He asked for decks that increase damage in any way, there's technically one.

>>163706510
Or at least I thought there was? Did they cut the extra melee damage?
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>>163706510
>skills are for increasing damage so perk decks don't do it
>perk decks are based on armor,health regen and dodge
>there are skills for armor,health regen and dodge
????????????????????????????????
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>>163706029
the significant breakpoint at od is 191.63(2 shot tans, 1 shot cops), 200-210 wouldnt change anything.

the difference is the pickup, ak/car having ~2 and m308/cavity at ~1

treat dodge as a bonus if youre using anarchist. it's just armor with more speed, always use suit if youre udoing that
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>>163706693
It was removed.

>>163706696
Yeh i dont get it either...
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>>163706696
There are also perk decks with passive health buffs and there's only conditional health buffs in skills so i guess that's something
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Anarchist or grinder?
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>>163707425

Grinder for mayhem +
Anarchist for lower.

Anarchist cant keep up its armor on tougher difficulties.
>>
If the CAR4 DMR is better than the AMR16 why does it have less total ammo?
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>>163707523
>Grinder for mayhem +
kek
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>>163708203
Breddy gud on dw with dragon's breath rounds.
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>>163708328
gross
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>>163708354
M1014 gets like 5 rounds per pickup, clears scrubs with one shot. It's good stuff.
>>
Yeah why no damage decks. You don't get armor or health boost but you get great damage boost. Also it should be something more creative than
>You do an extra 5% damage
>5% extra headshot damage
>an additional 5% damage
>an additional 5% headshot damage
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>>163641651
John wick a best.
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>>163707523
>Anarchist cant keep up its armor on tougher difficulties.
what the hell
>>
First card gives extra damage

Third card gives extra headshot damage

Fifth card gives damage boost to teammates within 7m

Seventh gives extra damage to specials or something


Ninth gives a small damage boost for a short period of time for all weapons like Overkill
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PAYDAY 2: Scarface Character Pack: 626BP-2MEZM-04MD3
PAYDAY 2: Scarface Character Pack: 7WMCB-Q0VHJ-4LRIX
PAYDAY 2: Scarface Character Pack: 4I5G3-Y2W66-YTQ8A
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>>163710410
>4I5G3-Y2W66-YTQ8A
THANKS
>>
>>163710410
>626BP-2MEZM-04MD3
Thank
>>
>>163710410
Did you actually posted the heist codes or it was someone else
>>
Is buckshot ammo pickup still fucked up for the Loco? I'm looking through the code and I can't find anything relating to it.
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>>163710410
late for heist
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>>163711837

Should be fixed.
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Gage Ninja Pack:
3PTJA-RI9QH-AG75Z
KXIBJ-DVH9F-VHQP4
I97NV-E9QZ0-EVBCX
J3AKG-0F5N9-ZTE3Z
BKHZB-GF0XF-B90KI
2MTQT-682EH-QXEPD
VRCB6-GJ53N-B707R
3FGDF-CBQJH-HPYXB
5GHZY-8C85T-NDI8R

Goodnight and i hope you all had a wonderful Christmas!
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>>163712208
>3PTJA-RI9QH-AG75Z
THANK YOU! MERRY CHRISTMAS!
>>
>>163712208
VRCB6-GJ53N-B707R
Thanks
>>
>>163712208
Night night wanker
>>
>>163704734
I guess I don't deserve it.
>>
>>163707523
>Grinder for mayhem +
>Anarchist for lower.

This is backwards. Grinder is good on DW and below because Frenzy isn't basically a requirement and it takes far fewer skill points to make a build for Grinder than for Anarchist.

>Anarchist cant keep up its armor on tougher difficulties.

Only if you stay out of cover like a retard.
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>>163698070
What a jew.
>>
>>163697479
>EDEAD-NBIWV-DKFZ2
Arigato!
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>tfw I like loud heists but my friends are horrible at shooting
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>>163720934
>mwf then i like loud heists but lack in shooting.
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>>163673834
>not smacking the shit out of cops with a shovel
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how good is Kingpin I still don't have the points yet to use it
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>>163723931
It gives +80% HP, like Muscle, but it changes the Panic and ability to grenade in exchange for an injector that gives an active health regen.
It's... okay.
>>
I just unlocked the Hard Difficulty mask last week pls no bully ;-; but I haven't done ALL the heists so I'm left incredibly confused as to what heists count towards getting the difficulty masks. Pls help?
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>>163724542
the originals and the free ones
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>>163723931
not terrible but not top tier
>>
Can you farm jewstore for safes? I need like a dollar more to buy a game and a safe drop is my best bet.
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>>163724692
Thank you senpai!
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>>163724542
The hard mask is the one that looks best anyways. I can't bring myself to wear anything over that, they're all nothin personnel tier.
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>>163725090
>nothin personnel
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>>163712208
>3FGDF-CBQJH-HPYXB
Thanks Ashley~
>>
>>163725219
What did he mean by this?
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>>163727001
The word they're looking for is personal, personnel is something completely different
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>>163725219
>>163727001
>>163727114
What are maymays?
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>you in here for some marijuana? marijuana?
>man this is some bullshit
>marijuana is not a drug
>I used to suck dick for codes
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menu music when?
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>>163728810
Literally already here fag, been here forever shit nigga the fuck you on
>>
>>163728810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXyYdY_o4sQ
meant to attach this

was only accing dum i swear
>>
>>163728905
https://twitter.com/SimonViklund/status/804127905215381505
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>>163728810
>he doesn't have Criminal Intent set as his main menu song
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>>163729382
>he doesn't have Breaking News (Instrumental) as his main menu song
>>
Daily reminder that the Izhma is the best weapon in the game.
>>
>>163650350
SC's mod and DMCWO in the future if new version even gets released.
>>
daily reminder that the amcar is the best weapon in the game
>>
>>163729789
A shit even with Gage Spec Ops Pack

>>163730546
AMR-16 says that you are gay
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Forty four minutes. I'm waiting in the closet at the far left side of the map, first floor, underneath the second floor fault spot. Beneath me are seven bags of cocaine, and I'm holding the eighth. There are two guards left. Four are dead and in bags in the closet, and the extra security has left the building.

The vault is in the front room, first floor. The two guards are walking literal circles around it, tripping the sensor mine nest over and over again. They won't leave. They won't fucking leave. They have three floors they could be patrolling but they choose to stay here.

How in the fucking hell do stealth shitters play this game? This isn't fun or challenging, it is fucking full-on retarded. This is actually fucking stupid. And I have no choice but to finish this to get that stupid trophy because doing this three years ago with all the gold apparently doesn't count. I mean, fuck, at least I don't need the gold, but this is literally the stupidest thing ever.

Framing Frame is probably my most played heist. It's great when played loud. Not like this. And yet any time I join another player's Framing Frame lobby, it winds up being an unmarked stealth lobby.

And all I can think is, why put yourself through this? It isn't fucking worth it.

Merry Christmas you fucking morons.
>>
>>163731938
The reason is because stealth Framing Frame is alot more painless than loud FF.
>>
>>163731938
I fucking hate FF Day 3 on loud because of the lag cops going JoJo reference on the power boxes, fuck that shit
>>
>>163731938
FF is just shit in general, loud and stealth
>>
>>163732104
Forty four fucking goddamn fucking minutes. This is an eight minute heist loud if retards would cover the breakers instead of dropping their deployables in the server room and staring at the goddamn monitor the whole time. Meanwhile, here I am literally unable to do ANYTHING because I have no choice but to wait until these stupid fucking retarded guards path somewhere else.

>>163732182
You know what? It's annoying. Even the rare players that understand they are supposed to be covering the breakers can't stop that most of the time. It's pretty fucking stupid. But you know what happens if they hit the breaker? Turn around, flip it, and hit up the computer when you're clear.

Here? Stealth? I can't do a god damn thing. And if I slip up, it's right back to square one. Kill four guards, wait out the backup, pick up yadda yadda fucking yadda, and then hope to fucking sweet baby Jesus that the guards don't stand right next to wherever the goddamn vault turns out to be.

>>163732415
If they'd make it so cops take a few seconds to disable the power like, say, Beneath The Mountain, it'd be 100% just fine loud. And while you're at it, Overkill, put shield waypoint icons on the breakers as they are discovered when the heist goes loud. If I get one more motherfucker who deploys and camps the server room I will drive into oncoming interstate traffic.

Actually, no, no I won't, because at least we wouldn't be trying to stealth this stupid heist.

Still fucking waiting, by the way. One guy went up to the second floor while typing this and came right back down the very same staircase. They're both in the front room right now.

More painless than loud my fucking asshole, I could have finished this heist loud twice already.
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>>163731938
>he didn't just ecm rush with a crew,

do you like to hurt yourself ?
>>
>>163732952
>implying ECM rushes can get 8 bags of gold out in time.
>>
>>163730643
t. shitter
>>
>>163732952
Didn't even cross my mind. I haven't bothered with stealthing in a group in years due to desync. I guess I would have been out of this mess sooner had I considered that option.

>>163733008
I don't need the gold for the trophy. Thank fucking god.

I did it, by the way. My stupid fucking trophy proudly rests in my dumb-ass safehouse, and I'm that much closer to having everything not named Robbedacop.

And you know what? I'd much rather play this god-forsaken game for another year to get that trophy legitimately than have to ever fucking touch Framing Frame Day 3 stealth ever again, because at least playing the game is fun. Sitting in a closet for an hour isn't fucking fun.

Part of me wishes that the next installment of the Payday series will rework stealth so it's not so fucking retarded, but the series would be better off with stealth removed. And everyone here and there and everywhere knows it to be true.

Unless you bought Payday 2 with the intention of hiding in a corner for an undefined amount of time until you can continue doing fucking anything. In which case, fuck you.
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Should I start with Chains or Chains Begins if I want to recreate pic related?
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>>163705280
Just solo one down missions like a normal person
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Post mask wall
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>>163735850
Literally no reason not to use the Begins mask in any case
>>
>>163737168
Hey
that's a nice hoxton mask
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What if your waifu was a part of the Payday gang?
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>>163737830
She is
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>>163737830
It'd ruin her.
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>>163737830
i would never stop playing
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>>163737902
>she
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>>163743640
Nobody finds this shit funny, fuck off autist
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>>163743695
Well i know multiple people that find this funny and you muslim nigger should fuck off this is a meme thats going to continue and you'll fucking deal with it you fucking faggot as i'm writing this message i'm sending my boys to come see you.
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>>163743759
>Meme
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Why do you like the /AK5/ ?
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>>163745227
i dont.
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Why did they call it "One Down" when there's still 4 heisters?
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>>163746081

I really hope nobody is stupid enough to fall for this.
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ded
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Caribbean queen, we're sharing the same dream
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Does anyone know what's the places for spycams on Framing Frames day one and three ? I need to stealth them.
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>>163751005
On day one I usually do the back 3 halls, but then again I don't know anything
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don't ded
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Post Infamy level and killhouse time
Infamy 22
KH time : 13.19 seconds.
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>>163754894
XXV - 100
What is killhouse?
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>>163754953
John wick's thing in the safe house.
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What are the ultra meta builds and guns these days.
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b
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You're doing Vlad: Nightclub for whatever reason when this fat fuck comes and tips his fedora to you.
How do you respond?
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>>163761397

Kill him and ignore Bain bitching about cleaner costs
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>>163761856
But a real professional doesn't need to kill those people!
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>>163762083
Need, no. Get to? Absolutely.
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SEVEN BUCKS?!

>tfw turning in the parking ticket doesn't subtract 7 from your spending cash
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>>163763841
thats the thing, you make so much in the heist would you even notice it?
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I haven't played since 2015's Crimefest fiasco. Is there any reason to reinstall?
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>>163764117

Many new maps and actually difficult game mode
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>>163762867
Hey! Watch where you're shooting!
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Can we get Rust's bike to show up in the safe house with a trophy or anything?

>tfw no driving track to take the Longfellow out on
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>>163765236
Driving track would be cool. For Rust's bike they could tie it in with the day two speedrun achievement
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remember me ?
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>>163766463
Nope, never got a single one,still don't believe you really dropped
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>>163766463
Get in line buddy
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Ayo! Where dem dlc codes at, white boi?
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>>163768115
There's no codes planned for today, come back tomorrow!
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AIN33-DAM3D-1CB4G
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D0N7B-4CT1N-7R1KY
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>>163770985
Tricky
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TH3TH-3RM4L-DR177
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>>163737830
She'd look good with dodge builds.
The ICTV would crumple her
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>>163772390
bully anons are fun
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post funnay image macros

NOW
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>>163773038
haha it's under le gun haha le ebig meme Xd!
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>>163773038
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>>163774213
It really should say day 1 instead sмh
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>>163774213
But you can stealth day 3 without problems, you mean day 1?
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>>163774364
>>163774379
I think the idea is that image was done by a person playing who doesn't want to be bored to death.
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>>163774509
Fuck off Maria
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>>163769234
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>>163768115
Diamond heist.

RJ0E8-E96H7-ND4QJ
RDFPZ-XK30J-WF345
RP0QT-95VEQ-LV2CE
PTQ3A-9043J-423NX
KZVAM-XFR9V-YKTBQ
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>>163776275
>RP0QT-95VEQ-LV2CE
Thanks
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>>163773038
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>>163773038
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>>163775564
Maria shares my thoughts regarding stealth shitters? Fantastic.
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>>163776275
>KZVAM-XFR9V-YKTBQ
thanks

but I just got bamboozled
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>>163776802
It means that you tried a scarface code before you fucking wanker
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>>163773038
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>People are still playing this trash.
What's your excuse?
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>>163773038
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>>163773038
>>163777240
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>>163773038
>>163777240
I really like the characters
I like that there's guns that are in literally no other game
I have shit taste in games too
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>>163777240
Music, characters, heists
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>>163777240
There's no other live horde shooter.
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Daily reminder that you're a shitter for not being able to bring both body bags and ecm for your stealth heists
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>>163780948

neither the file or post clarify if you're talking about cases or not
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>>163780948
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Is any of the Payday 2 DLC worth getting?
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>>163783831
All of it
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>>163776275
Where the codes at white boy or girl, white someone
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>>163784384
You trying to meme me? What happened to overkill overjewing the fuck out of the game?
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>>163785054
Stop being poor and go and catch atleast 20 skins fuckboi
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>>163785189
I forgot that wealth was measured by how much you spend rather than how much you have.
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>>163670225
>>163671730
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Hot Lava 2.0 (bob_8)
- Target Practice: Shotgun (shotgun_100_kills)

This week's new Weekly Side Job is:
- Doctor Miserable (gage2_1)
Complete it for your chance at an Infamous quality Cthulhu mask!

And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- I'm A Professional (daily_professional)
Brought to you by John Wick, coming soon to theatres and IMAX in John Wick: Chapter 2 on February 10, 2017, and in John Wick Chronicles for VR!

Keep those helmets flying! ;)
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http://www.strawpoll.me/11962325
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>>163788346
>Brought to you by John Wick, coming soon to theatres and IMAX in John Wick: Chapter 2 on February 10, 2017, and in John Wick Chronicles for VR!

Wait is this real
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>>163790239
>no DOUBLE TAP, TRIPLE TAP, JUST KEEP TAPPING
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haven't played the game in a while what weapons are good.
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>>163790970
luger
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>>163790239
I like how that "EMT, we got multiple wounded" line gets more value after they added medics.
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>>163780948
but the question is what takes more priority over the other?
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>join pub
>shitter goes into inventory and cycles thru his masks
>game grinds to a halt, getting less than 1 fps
>cant use the menu to quit, have to alt+f4

Overkill, remove the mouse wheel scrolling bullshit, only faggots use it, and your shit game can't handle it
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I've got
>Sydney
>Western
>AK/CAR
>Historical
>Mod Courier
>Gage W. Pack 1 & 2
>Armored Transport
Are there any must-haves I'm missing?
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>>163794757
Shotgun?
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>>163794757
Chivalry, Spec Ops, Gage Assault Sniper Shotgun too
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>>163794757
the dlc unlocker
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>>163794757
clearly you need to buy my soundtracks
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>>163773038
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>>163794757

Chivalry if you want to do 1D because of how strong bows and crossbows are

While not must have, spec ops is nice for the speed pull magazines for AR's and SMG's, and horizontal leveler chokes for shotguns, Arbiter is also great up to Mayhem for mulching groups of normals, DW and 1D the China Puff is better (so Wolf Pack), Gage Sniper and Shotgun pack are good, Sniper pack might be must have, especially for things like turrets.

Either John Wick Weapons Pack or Biker Heist for a good stealth throwable that'll one shot guards that go active on you. Biker Heist also has a good SMG that is compatible with the speed pull magazine.
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>>163737830
I'd like to she how her mechanics would work.
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Yo, what's up with crossbow meme? [brag]Did all od cheevs without anything chivalry[/brag], do you really need a weapon that only has one shot and needs 99 seconds to reload? If I wanted to oneshot people I'd take Thanathos
>inb4 can pick up bolts for le infinite ammo
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>>163802618
This post is so fucking bad that I think that it gave me cancer
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>>163802618
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>>163773038
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>>163773038
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Did they take drill drops out of the game
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>>163811086
like 8 months ago
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Memes
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Daily reminder Hoxhud is still alive and kicking, despite all your hate for it.
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>>163816075
Reminder that WolfHUD is in every single way objectively superior to any other HUD out there.
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>>163818819

I use Pocohud and like it, what's better about wolfhud?
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>>163819941
WolfHUD is basically all 'good' HUDs combined, so you're missing some other HUD's features.
For example different ammo counter and everything around that, including weapon icons, which to me just seams a lot cleaner. Plus it lacks the worthless chat statistics. It's been quite some time since I last used PocoHUD so I don't know all the differences.
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>>163782608
2 bodybags + 2 body bag cases makes 8
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>>163820964
But you can spawn with that and pick up another body bag from an asset.
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Who is your /pdg/-fu?
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>>163821289
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>new to game
>buy some DLCs
>some weapon mods are locked behind achievements
>some are simple
>others are fucking stupid

Yea, fuck that, I just using SAM to get those achievements, cause I'm not going to do those ridiculous challenges.
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>>163822286
What a fucking turbo shitter
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>>163822286
Lmao how about you git gud?
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>>163822286
>ridiculous challenges

Uhh, what?
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>>163822353
>>163822375
Salty AF

Why do you guys take a game meant for kids so seriously?
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>>163822424
So you're saying that you're literally too bad to finish a few challenges in a kid's game to unlock weapon mods?

Fine by me, shitter
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>>163822424
>So salty that the first thing that you do is use SAM on a kids game
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>>163822419
Doesn't really count as 'ridiciolous' per se, but the fucking "Lel, whole crew must be wearing these masks, you cocksucker" are the worst and truly are a challenge because there are people who outright refuse to change their mask.
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>>163822601
The joke is to make a fucking crew you kiddo
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>>163822647
The even bigger joke is, I'm not even him and I have done those achievements legimitely.
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>>163822647
You have to admit it's a good-feeling miracle of nature to actually organize one of those groups and nobody crashes halfway through.
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>>163822419

Sometimes they're stupid and if you don't have friends who play the game trying to get Pugs to comply with the rules for some of the achievements that require a full crew of 4 to be doing something like wearing ICTV's and doing art gallery in 4 minutes, or everyone using AK rifles and para smg's.

I HAVE a group of friends I play with but because not all of them have the DLC, sometimes it's hard to convince them all to do some of the achievements I need to unlock things, because they don't need it.
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>>163821289
Clokol!
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>>163822353
>>163822375
>>163822419
>>163822478
>>163822513
>actually defending arbitrary bullshit to unlock something that you paid for

this general really has gone to shit
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>>163825696
Right? You should start at XXV-100, all skills unlocked and all perk decks filled, every gun should be in your inventory already and safehouse should be upgraded with all the trophies!
This fucking general, am I right?
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>>163825813
Nice argument, faggot.

If you paid for the base game, and the devs made it so that you can't actually start playing until you reached 100% achievements on all your steam games, nobody would fucking defend that.

But you probably still would, fuckboi
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>>163826048
>moves from arguing about having to play the game to unlock more of the game to insulting the guy that he's arguing with
Hmm.
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>>163826157
>can't retort, so attacks the argument instead

poetry
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>>163826310
You've abandoned the argument and started attacking the opposite side and I'm the one that can't retort?
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>>163826542
>can't read either
you should just stop posting
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>>163826653
>maybe if I keep insulting him he'll understand that I'm really just a screeching toddler that won't stop until he get's told that he's right.
You're right.
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>>163826717
It's pretty clear that you need to be spelled out things like a fucking moron, so let's take it from the top then.

Original argument was that locking shit you paid for behind arbitrary bullshit was bullshit.

The response was some retarded comparison of wanting the game to spoonfeed you everything.

Response to that was a more proper comparison of locking the base game behind arbitrary bullshit, and the ridiculousness behind the very idea.

And then your line of non-contributing spew of ignorance, spouting off like some retard.
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>>163825164
So-call
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>>163827038
>If you paid for the base game, and the devs made it so that you can't actually start playing until you reached 100% achievements on all your steam games, nobody would fucking defend that.
How is this a proper comparison? It's as ridiculous as the one I came up with. (Ignoring your blatant stupidity, thinking you know how I would react to it.)

What's SO bad about having to do a few challenges to unlock more things, things that often aren't even gamechanging and don't hinder your progress? Should you have all guns and mods unlocked at level 1, then? You need to play the game in order to level up and to unlock more guns and modifications, too. Leveling up is as much "arbitrary bullshit" as having to do more difficult achievements to unlock more advanced utilities to make playing the game easier is.
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>>163827541
First off, saying that the game should start you off with 100% gear and levels, sarcastically I might add, has nothing to do with anything. If the original argument was "I should be able to play with the DLC immediately after I buy it", then the comparison of "I should be able to play the base game immediately after I buy it" is completely valid.

Has nothing to do with the "arbitrary bullshit" while actually using the product itself either.
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MATT?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
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It's time to Break. The. Rules.
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How do I make friends in Payday 2?
I own most of the heists but nobody joins my lobbies.
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>>163833180
Do you live in a 3rd-world country?
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>>163833408
I live in Europe, so not yet
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>>163828298
>first off
>no second off
>2 hours later still not addressed the 2nd paragraph
So it's settled then.
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Why is break the rules the best track?
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>>163833483
Russians and Romanians are Europeans too.
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How much for DLC? Thats a robbery!
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>>163835480
Both Russian Federation and Romania are second world countries, are you stupid?
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Why the fuck are stat boosts weapon specific? Why is this allowed?
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>>163835837
So that you wouldn't have some crazy crit weapon combinations, I'd reckon
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>>163833180
I live in the US and nobody ever joins my games even when I have no level limit set
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>>163836251
Just don't allow certain boosts on the broken weapons then.
You can't even fucking buy the boosts, how long do you think it'll take someone to acquire the fucking concealment boost for the Judge?
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>>163833180
>Create lobbie
>Start playing
>As soon i do, is filled with 3 other guys
And thats how I always host, hell sometimes is even better for some objectives.
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>>163673834
>not having fun
i bet you only use grenade launchers and crossbows and go down 10 times a heist
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>>163836340
there are both boosts for all weapons and boots for specific weapons.

Just do the monthly job and stop complaining,you'll only actually need 2 of the same boost at most since you can switch them between weapons,
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>there are people who think one down is a legitimate game mode and not just a EPIC HARD gimmick
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>>163773038
>>
Hey /pdg/! Let's come up with some voice lines for a 4chan based heister!

Anon Character Pack when?

Masking up:
>"The Legion calls..."
>"No forgiveness..."
>"Nothin' personal."
>"The Uprising starts NOW."
>"For the Chan."
>"For the Lulz."

Interacting with civilians:
>"RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE."
>"FUCKING NORMIES GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND!"
>"GET THE FUCK DOWN NORMIES!"
>"Current year, wanting to get up in front of a heister. I shiggy diggy doo."
>"YOUR OPINIONS, DISCARDED. NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP."

Spotting guards and cams:
>(softly whispered) "Reee..."
>"Wageslave."
>"Fucking good goy."
>"Chad on patrol."

Spotting Specials:
>"OH FUCK, PARTY VAN!"
>"GIGA NIGGA ROLLIN' IN." (spotting a Bulldozer)
>"I-I SWEAR I'M NOT A PREDATOR!" (spotting a Tazer)

Pager responses:
>[HEAVY BREATHING]
>"C-Control, sorry, m-must've slipped my finger on the radio, 's muh first day y'know...?
>"I... Uh... Mnh... C-Control... I think I can't do this..."
>"H-Hey control, could you send someone over with a box of tendies? O-over."
>"Have you guys ever heard of Battletoads? Someone's calling me all the time and asks me about it."
>"Hey, just wanted to ask you guys what you think of Reddit and 9gag. Over."

Securing bags:
>"Another bag worth of Tendies!"
>"Give it back, Shekelberg."

Finishing a heist:
>"The guys on /pdg/ will NEVER believe this!"
>"T-Thank you, Almir!"
>"Plus 1000 Good Boy Points!"
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>>163838093
This is the worst post I have ever read in my life
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>>163820964
This was back when the Fugitive skill tree was first released and we didn't actually know how the skills would work.
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>>163838290
I think /r9k/ is leaking or something. Usually I'd accuse something like this as a Reddit post but it's too retarded, even by Reddit standaards.
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>>163838093
This is so cringy I had to take a break from reading it
would totally play that.
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>>163838093
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>>163838093
fucking abhorrent post
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>>163838093
>Pager responses:
>>[HEAVY BREATHING]

Only good part of this post.
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This is an "achievement?" I just got this heist and it was the first thing I did.

>>163833180
>>163836432
Even my shitty heists people will join as long as I'm playing and not just sitting in lobby.
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>play Overkill
>carry three retards effortlessly
>play Mayhem
>am the retard being carried
How do I get good?
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>>163839240
Don't play broken mayhem and play DW instead
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>>163839329
Wouldn't DW be even harder than Mayhem?
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>>163839776
Unless they fixed the broken MH spawns, that make cops appear from every side more than DW, no
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>>163840231
That's a myth. MH & DW have the same spawn caps.
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>>163838826
All loot or lots of loot is a pretty common achievement. The Diamond has one for getting a ton of bags, so does big bank, and the new heist has one too. Even hotline Miami has something like it.

It's just that most players are greedy as shit so we're really good at getting them.
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>>163839240
Step one: always bring inspire. If you're looking to carry mega-shitters, you'll need a way to pick them up frequently.

Step two: have a way to kill things without spending a lot of time in front of them. This generally means picking pistols or shotguns and getting their damage skills.

Step three: get utility skills. You'd be surprised how many people decide they're not going to bring c4 or a saw for firestarter. The less time you spend waiting on drills, the less time you have available for potential fuck ups.

Step four: flashbangs. These are built for rescuing retards who have a deathly allergy to cover, allies, or objectives. They're also really fun to throw into the escape.

Step five: swan song. Doesn't take a whole lot of points to max out, and when you've got it, you can make yourself a whole lot easier to revive. Your allies will appreciate it.

Step six: maxing out your defensive skills. Pretty much required, especially if your mechanics aren't as strong as they need to be. Nobody likes the healthkit hoover.

Step seven: play the game, it'll get you good much faster than talking with the residents of a Taiwanese ice carving enthusiast's forum.
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>>163842350
>Swan Song
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>>163842631
Swan song helps correct mistakes. It's there so you can be revived in cover, even if you die in the middle of the street.

It's there so you're not trapped in a closet with two bulldozers when some dickhead inspires you through a wall.

Swan song isn't there to reward going down, it's there to reduce the penalty from it.
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>>163833924
I was going to do a second off, but I went to sleep instead, since it was just addressing you moving the goalposts.
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Historical pack:

ZPX8I-AA8CK-A4CZ3
H2L0B-JHL73-I2EDC
V6AQY-Z8Z53-WRWKN
CHYTJ-6DK8Q-2ZWDE
6L8WZ-JBA8Y-02H5X
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>>163844940
fuck off subhuman
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>>163844940
Chivalry when
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>>163845850
12/24/16(Sat)18:24:03 No.163632834

You missed it, poorfag.
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>>163846018
Yea I know, which is why I'm asking when is >she going to post more.
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>>163846018
wait what, am i getting bamboozled here?
>>163632834
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>>163844940
Will you give me private codes if I ERP with you? I'm a girl btw
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>>163846220
she's married you shitter
>>
>>163846173
... nevermind, also that was literally midnight for me
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>>163846254

And straight.
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>medics heal mobsters
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>>163838093
You can only post here if you're 18 or older.
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>>163841530
The line of Hot Miami has just achievement for cooking 6 bags of meth, which isn't necessarily as simple as it sounds due to the RNG involved with the amount of indegrients
>>
>>163847383
If I remember correctly, if the lab above ground has 3 sets, you'll have enough. So you don't have to get to the basement everytime.
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>those spawns on Birth of the sky,

locke confirmed for having tried to trap the payday gang near a cops cloning factory
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>>163847383
There's also the one for hitting the top fast on day 2, that's like a max loot achievement.
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bump
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>>163853697
Workshop was a mistake
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>>163844009
>moving the goalposts
I'm saying that locking utilities which make the game easier behind difficult challenges is perfectly fine and that the challenges are not "arbitrary bullshit" at all.
How is that moving goalposts when the first post was complaining about "having to complete arbitrary bullshit achievements to unlock weapon mods"? What the fuck?
>>
hey /pdg/ nose candy is up again
pls post results cuz im pretty sure they fucked up "fixing" it again even though i handed them the patch for FREE* last week
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>>163856307
Well, white xmas coke counts for this daily, not sure about others
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>medics healing each others

How can this be allowed ?
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>>163859043
They cant heal cloakers I think but they can revive dozers
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>>163858614
i was wrong
watchdogs coke works too
>>
VIDEOGAMES?
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>>163865340
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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>>163838093
i remember this copypasta
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>>163856307
It works now. I split it between scarfacw yayo and watchdog coke.
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PAYDAY 2: Scarface Character Pack: 9IFFL-AWT0V-BM2Z7
PAYDAY 2: Scarface Heist: 4TXDK-3TML7-NXKI8
>>
>>163871709
>4TXDK-3TML7-NXKI8
Thanks! I have all the DLC now
>>
>>163871709

>9IFFL-AWT0V-BM2Z7
>it was the heist

i wanted the character
>>
>>163871825
It says character dude, maybe you tried the character first
>>
>>163871825

Steam probably lied to you. Check in game.
>>
>>163871903
>>163871886

ah yes, steam activation said "scarface heist" but dlc list shows character

proceed to call me dumb :)
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>>163871971
DONACDUM
>>
>>163871971
You're fucking dumb, wanker
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>>163871971
>>
>>163871971
you're a DUMMY
DUMMY!
>>
>Arbiter got fire ammo
>Cant use it
wtf I hate ovk now
>>
fuck, late again.
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>tfw assault rifles (outside of single fire mode) will never be useful
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>>163877075
Le silent killer meme
>>
>noninfamous on anything above ovk
i hate this
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Name a better pistol.
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>>163885138
Bronco
>>
>>163885138
Judge
>>
>>163885138
Bernetti
>>
>>163885138
Locomotive.
>>
>>163885138
Broomstick >>163661940
>>
>>163885138
Commando 101
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>>163885138
RPG-7
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>>163883753
>doing Birth of Sky OD
>0-64 joins
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biker safe number 13
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Trust nobody, not even your buddy
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>>163888207
>A Fine Genuine Medic
>Only 7 skillpoints spent on Mastermind
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>>163888560
>level 59
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>>163888746
>A Fine Vintage Medic
>Fucking ammobag

Stop
>>
>>163888746
tfw no tight crew to play with all the time
>>
>it's a "level 50 brings ammo bags/medkits to stealth" episode
>>
>>163889173
>It’s a "level 100 brings EMC to loud" episode
It’s called 4 Stores you autist
>>
New bank or store to rob when
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>>163888963
:^)
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>>163890043
>Cheathud
>>
how do you do lab rats on mayhem+
>>
>>163890503
Hug spot
>>
>shitters that use that mod which makes it so unalerted guards don't sound pagers

Boring as fuck
Can literally shit on every guard on Shadow Raid, Framing Frame etc. with ease
>>
>>163891185
That’s Silent ASSassin
>>
>>163890587
where is that
>>
>>163891185
>see friend who I wouldn't expect to be good at stealth doing some of the higher tier OD stealths close to the release
>hm, impressive
>invites me to play some time after
>THIS HOST IS USING THE FOLLOWING MODS: SILENT ASSASSIN blahblahblah
>oh

why bother? say what you will about the condition of stealth and how fun it is (just boring, imo), why install a mod that basically makes the heist completed?
>>
>car shop
>wearing ictv
is this a free week or something, pubs aren't usually this stupid
>>
>>163892351
car shop, art gallery, and meltdown attract the literal worst of the worst players
>>
>>163892351
holiday sale
>>
>>163892443
Meltdown and big bank
>>
I haven't played this since release week and I'm so fucking lost. Almost everything is completely different and I have no idea how I should be distributing points. Any help? Only level 44
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>>163892329
Because they are shitters

They should just make it so you could lure guards or have more of those guards without pagers like on Scarface
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>>163892351
>car shop dw loud lobby on crimenet
>probably one of those memers that put stealth hoxton breakout or w/e
>players at xi-xvii infamy range
>low concealment, suits, and ecms
>ok good to go
>5 seconds in host starts shooting everywhere and breaks the glass

I should've known better
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So, I'm kinda bored right now.
Anyone interested in doing some Overdrill?
>>
Will shave beard for dls code
>>
Does anyone have the full card we sent to Simon I only have it update to included my message I never saved the finished pic
>>
>>163895473
Does Overdrill have to be done on Deathwish?
>>
>>163895805
mayhem works too
>>
Autosaged :)
>>
Meme
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>>163898553
You were off by one post.

lrn2count
>>
THE VAN IS LEAVING IN 4 MINUTES, HURRY UP

>>163899898
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