/kfg/ Killing Floor General

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>>163413486
first for dead thread

Second for dead thread.

Third for Hot Spicy Meat. Yeah, boy!

>Making a new thread

ReeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>163413486
nigger

Don't forget to play with the devs tomorrow, and cuck all their kills with the broken Firebug.

It's closing time

Daily reminder that the Steam Awards are tomorrow.
Additional reminder that KF2 was nominated for absolutely nothing.

i fucking love the .500 on sharps

as a sidearm for the railgun its super fun
super meaty

feels kinda like half life 2

>>163419653

>feels kinda like half life 2

Yeah fuck what a blast from the past it's been ages since I played Half Life 2 but now that you've brought it up, I do recall.
The HL1 revolver was scary stronk too.

Fuck I need to replay the Half Life series, I haven't touched it since like 2012 because fucking Valve won't finish the story but maybe it's time.

Anyway, despite all of that, I would have preferred it if SS got bonuses with Deagles.

Give us some bloody (You)s will ya?

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PUT ANDERSON BACK IN THE FUCKING GAME ALREADY

ded gaem

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>>163419619
>KF2 was nominated for absolutely nothing
I tried man.

Get up 'em apples

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make firebug great again.

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>>163424379
remove fb from the game.

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>>163425442
just like we removed MA?

>>163425809
Can't remove something that never was in in the first place.

We both know tripwire were too lazy to come up with something that would be separate enough from zerk so one wasn't just a better version of the other like SS/GS and Swat/cuckmando

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>>163425869
>Make zed killing game with "futuristic" weapons
>Completely ignore the idea of an energy-based weapons perk probably cross-perk with microwave gun and railgun
>tfw no lasers or plasma weapons to reduce zeds down to the molecular level

>>163426218
We already know they're working on a paid dlc perk that's the Scientist and will use energy based weapons.

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>>163426257
>paid dlc perk

>>163426301
with the release of the killing marketplace or whatever the fuck they called it, they confirmed they will be doing paid weapon packs and perks down the road.

>>163426354
OY
FUCKING
VEY

>>163426354

The current plan is to make new weapons free, with the microtransactions funding them.

>>163426354
They have publically stated multiple times that content that effects gameplay (weapons/maps/etc) will be free, and that it will be subsidised by the skin market

>>163426257
No we don't.

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>>163426617
>>163426643
Pretty sure they said the exact same thing about KF1 and ended up releasing 2? weapon packs.

and don't try the "But they were community made!" excuse because TWI was still receiving a cut of the profits made by selling them.

>>163426747
>Pretty sure they said the exact same thing about KF1
No they didn't.

>>163426790
>1. We always said we wouldn't charge for our own weapons. We're not. We're using this as a way to reward community members for work done.

Semantics wise they're not liars, however they do receive a cut of each sale made from the selling of those "Community" weapon packs, So it is definitely arguable against the whole "we just wanted to reward community creators" aspect, had the money gone entirely to the community creators (+ whatever steam charges for their own fees) I'd definitely be fine with their original statement.

source http://forums.tripwireinteractive.com/forum/killing-floor/killing-floor-general/general-discussion-aa/86453-paid-weapon-dlc?postcount=7

PS: Some of those weapons were op as fuck compared to the original choices (The paid LAR and flare pistols being noteworthy mentions, husk launcher to a lesser extent)

I hope you all have some cookies and milk ready...

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>>163428082
No, but I do have a lot of alcohol and nobody to share it with.

>tfw you remember leaving milk and cookies for Santa but come back and find all the cookies covered in ants while the milk emanated the most foulest of smells, dashing whatever hopes and dreams you had as a child.

Thread's dead, baby.

Stand still or I'll stick it where the sun don't bloody shine

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>>163437028

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>>163438263
PURGE ANIME

I want Anton Strasser so bad, i hope orchestra ll go on sale.

He is hot and nazi.
Perfect.

GreenStreet anon please answer me

I really like your stuff, when are you doing more?

I promote your shit so answer me
https://youtu.be/wAO6YyH_irw

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>Berserkers
Ebin memesters with an autistic edge that join multiplayer games only to play alone in their corner of the map kiting everything. They feel like they don't need anyone else on the team but will not turn down any dedicated healslut as it gives them someone to blame when they screw up. They probably bought the gundam cosplay from the store too.

>Commandos
Generally cool guys who gladly turn down some firepower and sustain to lenghten zed time and your dick, they like when everything goes smoothly but are often not prepared to deal with the shitstorm that goes along with a team full of shitters.

>Supports
These chill guys will often have your back when shit hits the fan and whip out their AA12 to clear a corridor. For some reason, whenever Collapsing starts playing they will start spamming their guns in full auto and empty their mags long after all the zeds are dead. Some of them seem to have a door fetish and will jerk off on some in hopes of levelling their class faster despite the uselessness of welded doors.

>Field Medics
The population of that perk is equally divided between team players who feel like carrying a group of shitters and autistic fags who like to ERP on steam groups.They are, however, dead inside as Tripwire forces them to play with toy-looking guns and secretly yearn for days past when they could hear that satisfying *click* sound whenever switching syringes in KF1.

>Firebugs
Folks with sado-masochistic tendencies, they get hard at the thought of being bullied by other perks for being useless sacks of shit. They also like to dish out some pain and revel in the thought of causing framerate drops to the eventual toaster and obstructing the view with obnoxious flame effects. They secretly want a team wipe every game which is why they will always stumble FPs and Scrakes everytime a bullet is headed straight for their heads. Doomed to wander the earth, always oscillating between completely OP and a waste of a player slot.

Give me one reason why you niggers remade this thread and post patch notes, I don't want to go on steam.

>>163440270
Give rest fucker.

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>>163441587
Feel free to complete after me, I don't have any ideas for the rest.

>>163430341
I'll drink with you anon.

>making trash and husks tankier again
Also did they actually reduce fb damage or did they cock something up again?

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>>163440270
Pfft, obviously trolling on the zerkers.

describes my playstyle perfectly as I run off and hold a section of the map solo and only come back when the team cries for help with FP's and SC's, start feeling OP and like a god while mocking all the other weaker classes for being useless.

MFW I suddenly get killed in 2 seconds after I run smack right into a fucking HUSK due to lack of situational awareness. Every. Fucking. Time


>yea fuck Husk, I can kite a scrake to death or tank a whole herd of Fleshpounds...but ONE FUCKING HUSK that I dont see creeping around a corner will fuck my zerker anus right up with his hot nozzle.


>Gunslingers
A confusing mix of players that either are killed early on in every match and contribute nothing or are suddenly a head shotting killing machine that recovers the team from every wipe. No middle ground for these guys, they either suck or they carry more than their share.

>>163440270
>Sharpshooters
EXCLUSIVELY played by tryhards who insist that aim is everything and are desperate to show off how quick they can kill a Scrake or Fleshpound without any assistance. As soon as trash shows up they shit their pants and blame the team for not helping them.
The actually good ones are great to have on your team because they don't need babysitting.
You can pretty much guarantee anyone playing Sharpshooter uses the Horzine Security Armor.

>Demolitions
Much like Sharpshooters they will insist on getting big zed kills. If someone else can do it, they will try to get in on it nonetheless.
Even if a hallway is under control and there's nothing to worry about, they are always starving for cock, attention, and kills.
If your perk needs to aim to get its shit done, you probably hate Demolitions already.

>Gunslingers
Annoying cunts who suck at the game on lower difficulties and going extinct on higher difficulties. When you do come across one, they're either going to play it like a poor man's Sharpshooter and never use the mobility or utility the perk offers, or they're going to play like a Demolitions without explosives; they want kills wherever they can get them and absolutely insist on killing big zeds.

>Survivalists
7/10 times, a Rae or Ana player is a Survivalist.
They are either utter retards who have absolutely no idea how to play the game and think they're helping by picking the most useless perk and buying the most useless off-perk weapons for Survivalist, or they're tryhards who think that they're hardcore for playing the shittiest perk. In the case of the former, they will die every wave. Extremely good vote kicking material. Will start discussions on the Steam forums asking why he was kicked after doing nothing wrong!

>SWAT
They will join on wave 4/10 and ask for money then complain you didn't give them enough to immediately buy a KRISS with 700 rounds, and most likely spawned with Heavy Armor Training and never took it off.

>>163444291
Ran out of characters but last part for decent SWATs:
If they didn't do this however then they're neat to have around. Pairs extremely well with Sharpshooters.

>>163444291
I votekick people using the armor on sight.

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>>163444291
>7/10 times, a Rae or Ana player is a Survivalist.

I've noticed this too. Does those two characters bring out the autism in people or something ?

>>163444878
But it looks good on modern Masterson

>>163446650
I votekick modern characters on sight.

Has anyone gotten any of the emotes through console commands yet?

>>163448084
zane showed off one of them on the livestream, but they're only unlockable through crates afaik.
https://www.reddit.com/r/killingfloor/comments/5ilb05/emotions_will_be_unlockable_through_crates_weapon/

>>163419986
>I would have preferred it if SS got bonuses with Deagles.

Deagles would be stepping on the M14's heels.

>>163446770
I have a .45 chance of votekicking anyone under level 10 and over level 20

>>163450695
I exclusively play solo on unpopulated servers and votekick anybody that joins.

>>163451158
Without hesitation, I votekick anyone who dies, for any reason, period. I do this to simulate permadeath.

I votekick everyone as soon as they join.

>votekicking
Fuck off ruskies

Ping this IP 109.156.125.165

>>163444291
most raes i see are sharp or swat

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>>163455054
Most Rae's are semen demons

>this sale
Can the devs do anything right? It's cheaper on other websites.

>>163456714
And to add. What does the Digital Delux version add?

The store says 6 characters but the wiki only shows DJ Skully, and the description is different.

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Merry Christmas you Wankers

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>>163457391
Merry Christmas you too, you tosspot

>>163456416
>annoying butterface with a fat ass

enjoy the slampig by yourself

>>163439684
T-thanks

Buying stuff to record my bass on Christmas. Then I need to buy a bass. I got some chorus for tracks, like 2 or 3.

It'll be uploaded on my Soundcloud first if not at the same time on Youtube. Maybe by the end of January I'll have something to show.

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Should I just opt out of the fucking beta? I mean the non beta version has more players and less bullshit on hoe

>>163465265
You should opt out of kf2.

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>gunslinger girl is not covered head to toe in 3 akimbo holsters with a medic pistol shoved down her trousers
Glasses also look weird.

>>163444193
I'm surprised how few good Gunslinger there are, I've met only like 2-3 random Gunslingers that were good, and I have over 1k hours. I have around 30 KF2 friends and only one knows how to really use him.

>>163465798
It's hard to draw another set of holsters in the back where you can't see them

>>163467679
All the good gunslingers got RSI and had to retire.

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>>163413486

Merry Christmas /kfg/.
The Winter Sale is here and in the spirit of the season, I'm giving gifts to good boys and girls on Christmas day.

>What did he mean by this?
As of now, I'm making a list of potential recipients for Steam gifts. Starting now, for the next 3 days I will accept requests for Christmas gifts. I'll make a list,check it twice, and on Christmas day I will be throwing gifts at everyone I can.

>Everyone?
Well, let's be real here I can't afford to give everybody something.
That said, I'm willing to spend about $200 for Anons.
If only a few requests come through, that should be easy enough to share around. However, if too many come through I may have to sort through my list and decide who's naughty and who's nice.

>If too many people ask, how will you choose?
Ironically, /kfg/ being ded might make this easier.
Obviously the first people in will have a serious advantage, but I won't deny Anons in unusual timezones who come late. I may also consider a number of factors, including but not limited to: whatever I choose. You have 3 days to apply. In case the thread 404s, I will record all applications separately and I will repost if a new thread is made.

>So you'll just give to your friends huh?
If I was only going to gift to friends I wouldn't make this offer public. If I recognise you you'll probably have a better chance, but unfamiliar faces won't be hopelessly outmatched. Everyone gets a chance.

>Let me guess, we get lame $5 indie games?
Haha No. You can ask for whatever you want. If you want a $5 indie game I'll consider it. If you want a $50 AAA game, I'll consider it.
Bear in mind, the more expensive your request, the more difficult it may be to accept, BUT, I will guarantee that price will not be a factor in decision making for any request with a price of up to $40. Anything above that will have to be considered more carefully, but will not be excluded outright. This $200 won't be blown on one person though, so don't act dumb.

1/2

>>163469249

>Well that all sounds great Anon, but how do I apply?
Post your Steam ID, the name of the game you want, and include in your reply an ending to the following: ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS (your_answer).
Miss one of these requirements, and I'll forget all about you (reposting your_answer will also result in immediate rejection).

On Christmas day, I'll finalise the list, deliberate on applications and initiate gifting. Gifting will be directly by friend request. I'm not friend collecting, you can defriend me after if you want. This is just a fast way to get presents in hands.
Obviously on the day most people (including me) will be out with family or whatever. So if you're not online when I am, don't worry about losing your successful application to someone else. I will hold you in reserve until I can get to you. However, I will not wait longer than one more day.
Successful applicants will hear from me by the end of Christmas day. If you don't hear from me by the 26th, you were not successful.

Oh, also, whoever posts what I judge to be the best reply to ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS, I'll buy him 2 gifts- note that price consideration may still apply. The second can be for him or someone else.
(There's one statement in particular I'm anticipating. Whoever posts this one is almost guaranteed to win it~).

2/2

Applications are now being accepted.

>>163467679
How?

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>>163469359
STEAM_0:0:66528567
All I want for xmas is hitman episode 1-6

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We also will not tolerate anyone using the game, or any servers or forums provided for the game, to be continually or repeatedly abusive to other players. This includes, but is not limited to, "griefing", racist bigotry, sexism or any other forms of "cyber bullying". We will also not tolerate anyone hosting servers for the game where such behaviors are continually or repeatedly allowed to take place.

>>163469359
>ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS
(You)

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>>163469359
>>163469359
STEAM_0:0:47081772
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS BATTLERITE

>>163465798
honestly missing the old GS gal.

>>163469359
http://steamcommunity.com/id/jamsnjellies/

all i want for christmas is vermintide, which is on sale right now

>>163469359
STEAM_0:1:52000053
all my friend wants for christmas is killing floor 2

>>163469359
I want vodka.

Managed to get the two vs. mode achievements in one game so that's that I guess. If you're survivors don't bother using anything other than medic and zerker. You won't have enough ammo for the zed players bullshit. When you're the zeds you literally have to gang rape a motherfucker to kill another player, especially if they're a medic or zerker. Also the sirens suck ability has led me to start calling her the ghostbuster.

>>163473486
>tfw you used the superperktraining map to get the human win

>>163473717
Never thought to do that. They were the last two to 100% the game and I figured I'd check out the vs. mode. Thankfully I only had to do one full game to get them because that shit was something else.

>>163469249
STEAM_0:1:23608507

All I want for Christmassssss is Astroneeeers.

>>163473486
Can you play as Gorefiend?

>>163474178
No idea, wasn't in the beta I'm afraid. To further decrease the odds of that, the only games I could find were on normal difficulty. Maybe vs. is only available on normal difficulty I'm not sure.

>>163469359
/id/SkyWings
and ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS Dying Light

>>163456714
That's the point of steam. Baiting normies into overpaying. A lot of the cheaper websites are just steam key resellers though.

>>163456714
>Can the devs do anything right?
You already know the answer to that question.

There are no body cosmetic, only head cosmetic right ?

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>>163461334
Oh I will, dont worry

>>163469249
I want your boipucci for christmas

How do I berserker now in the current patch? Is the evis worth using yet? How do I not die to only stalker and crawler gang bangs? I haven't died to a scrake/fleshpound in a long time but the stalkers literally appearing in front of me and then boxing me in always gets me.

>>163480649
Unless youre slow, you should be able to kat through them all with a few slices without taking too much damage.

>>163469359
http://steamcommunity.com/id/kuruenai/
Been playin skullgirls and have really been getting into fighting games lately.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS STREET FIGHTER V :D

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>>163469359
STEAM_0:0:47971591
All I want for Christmas is Rabi-Ribi aka more cute anime girls.

>>163480649
>How do I berserker now in the current patch?
Spam katana at trash, change for (insert your prefered second weapon) for biggies.
>Is the evis worth using yet?
Yes, but as long as you can tame the accuracy.
>How do I not die to only stalker and crawler gang bangs?
Use good headphones, try to be near teammates, take Vampire or/and Skirmisher.

>>163468156
It is! I hadn't noticed the deagles (I suppose it's that?). I guess the vulva was just too puffy for me. She's packing heat in those pants.

>>163481227
>abusing anon's generosity like that
Vile creature.

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would anons play kf mod v2.52 or 2.5?

>>163426643
>They have publically stated multiple times that content that effects gameplay (weapons/maps/etc) will be free, and that it will be subsidised by the skin market
and you believed them?

>>163483721
whats wrong? it's on sale too so it's not like it would be a problem

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>tfw went full retard and bought 20$ worth of cosmetic items

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>>163487202

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>>163487202

Post characters

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Does anyone still play Killing Floor 2? I have like 20 hours into the game and I want to play more of it, but like no one is playing it.

>>163486707
Just get SFIV. Better in every way.

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>>163487696
Too busy wondering what went wrong

>>163487839
I'll play with you. The first step is, bend over that ammo backpack.

>>163488161
I'm sorry.

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>>163487696

>>163487202

At least you didn't get the T-rex.

>>163487696
Y'know I'm tempted to do a "coldsteel" style satirical character sheet for Rae, but I don't know how to write it.

>>163488961
I dig it. Good job, Anon.

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>>163487696
bump

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>>163487696
I miss the old, generic, faceless characters

>>163469249
>>163469359
That's very generous of you.

All I want for Christmas is base Rocket League. I had to buy a bunch of presents for my girlfriend's family (4 sisters, a mom, my secret Santa gift to their Uncle in law...) on top of my own family so money is tight.

STEAM_0:0:23067147

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS ROCKET LEAGUE (base game only) SO I CAN ENJOY THE REST OF MY HOLIDAYS AND FORGET ABOUT MY BUTCHERED BANK ACCOUNT!

>>163490872
>Davin will never come back

>>163469359

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197972089946

May as well throw may hat in the ring for Deus Ex Mankind Divided. No hard feeling if you don't get around to me.

>>163469359

STEAM_0:1:19816945

All I want for Christmas is Deus Ex Mankind Divided.

post favorite perk

mine is probably GS since the deagles and magnums feel great to use

>>163497956
GS, I'm not a perfect one shot one kill player yet, but I really enjoy the pistols since I used xbow with the mk. 23, .44 mag, and a deagle in KF 1.

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>>163497956
My love for you is like a truck Berserker!
Eviscerator is just too good not to use, Mace and Shield is a meme

>>163498578
i really hate how shitty the blades feel to shoot on the evis, plus not having enough gas to shred all the zeds in a wave without an ammobox

>playing support on outpost
>camping the door under the ramp
>rack up 100 more kills than anyone by round 4
>surv spams requesting dosh with armor on
>negative
>he follows me and tries to get my kills at the door and i cuck him out of 90% of them
>next round i pick up AA12 and he follows me again
>fp and scrake spawn
>he immediately pisses them off and runs away
>kill scrake after taking some damage and fp is in rage mode
>run in the only clear direction and our medic is getting chased by fp running in my direction
>i get sandwiched and die
>surv picks up my AA12 and sells it
>okfaget.jpg
>still most kills
>buy DBS and go back to the same spot
>scrake spawns
>i piss it off and run
>surv dies literally 5 seconds after
>i pick up his m16 he bought
>sell it
>he tries to votekick me
>fails
>onlysmoke420 has left the lobby.
Quality kek was had

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>>163499546
nice blog

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I need more people to play with.
Give me your steams and I'll add you.

>>163501607
Thx 4 watch
Pls subscrib

>>163501659
_________________sent :)_________________

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>>163501659
I USED THE WRONG PICTURE DAMMIT.

i'm a pretty good player shitter who has played 90% of my games as demo and the rest as support

i want to play a different perk

which perk is gud

i probably won't play berserker or firebug. is swat gud?

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>>163469359

STEAM_0:0:36665836
All I want for Christmas is Xcom 2

>>163501951
I main commando, demo, and support, so I'll shill commando
It's like swat but good, with the wrong perk choices you can also have huge mags like swat, but if you're half decent at aiming and burst fire you can easily take out most trash in a headshot or two, without the slow RoF of sharp or long load times slinger.
Plus dumping 2 mags into a big guys head will usually take them out. Give it a shot!

>>163502704

i've tried commando. it's okay, but the weapons themselves are kinda meh. will probably grow on me a bit if i play more. what makes swat not good?

>>163503248
It's not awful desu, the flashbangs are useful against big guys, and the large clips and overall ammo make up for the lack of damage compared to the ARs.
That and I prefer the commando bonuses of enemy health and stalker visibility within a certain range over the movement speed of SWAT
Plus, most people enjoy the smgs, but I played a bunch of commando before, and preferred the fewer more powerful rounds over more weaker rounds, but at the end of the day pick which one you like more it'll just be less appreciated on HoE

>>163503248
level 20 skill for +dmg and less recoil makes the perk feel amazing

>>163469359
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Nyamiya/

Been wanting to try out Vermintide for a while to see if it's worth getting me and my friends into.

All I want for Christmas is Vermintide!

>>163469359
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198093698687

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS VERMINTIDE

>>163505167
Accept it fucker

>>163508007
Oh will I now?

>>163508007
God bless.

Can someone red pill me on resilience or is it just a meme.

>>163510331
Sometimes you're in a situation where you can't heal someone else.
I guess if you stay at 50% hp all the time your armor stays longer too?

I don't really see it better than the other choice.

>>163510986
>>163510331
Between the armor boost, med grenades, movement speed and boosted syringe recharge, i find resilience more effective since you already shouldnt be taking a ton of damage.
Being able to tank more hordes of cloaks trapping you in is a life saver.

>>163511465
And in return, you can only activate your boosts with a healing grenade or a self-heal. Great to have when you need to kite while also keeping someone else alive, right?
>Being able to tank more hordes of cloaks trapping you in is a life saver.
Or just throw down a healing nade and you get a full boost while killing everything surrounding you.
Even if it would be more useful in such a narrow situation, you really won't be stuck in a corner with zeds at your throat all that often unless you already suck dick at the game. Meanwhile the other skill gives you free speed, health, damage, and damage resistance just from healing anyone.

>>163511757
Since when does symbiotic health give resistance, speed and damage?

>>163512049
Because using it with the healing boosts automatically applies said boosts to you as well.
Healing a teammate once gives you back 10% of the heal, and also procs every boost once.
Keep healing for consecutive boosts.

>>163512123
Ah ok i see what you're saying. Still though, i dont care how gud you are there will be moments where you get trapped trying to escape raging fps by doing 180s into a group of cloaks and heals are considerably harder to pull off when you're getting smacked around and buying yourself some time to break out is pretty valuable. Also it helps for soloing bosses in shitter lobbies after they die.

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>>163487696
I like things simple

>>163469359
http://steamcommunity.com/id/RobertJSullivan/

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS GRIM DAWN.
Thanks anon

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>no fire axe weapon
I'm still buttblasted

>>163521698
I miss it too, but it would be practically worthless in this game.
It would basically just be a modelswap for the Zweihander. The Zweihander doesn't even compete with the Pulverizer, which in turn doesn't have much on the Bone Crushes which is better all around except against Fleshpounds, but even that loses against the Eviscerator + Katana.

>>163422135
Do you really like him so much, or it's just a meme?

>>163524387
Yes.

>>163524387
He's pretty based tbqph

>>163524630
I'm not sure he'll fit in new medic class, with christmas toys instead of proper weapons.

>>163524854
>christmas toy medic weapons
Why must you remind me of this horrible truth

>>163524942
I don't know why they ever thought it was a good idea.

gorefiends did nothing wrong

>>163524854
Medic was my second favorite class followed by demo in kf, now I hardly play as it because of the horrible weapons they gave him.

>>163527346
gorefiends are right 0.45 of the time

>Steam down
Fuck it I'll play kf 2 solo or do some map test to improve my shit aim
>Game loads up with all my perks at level 0
Assassin's Creed Black Flag it is!

>>163527396
You should play SWAT then

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WHERE ARE THE VIDEO GAMES

>>163534829
Dead, just like Steam.
And this general.

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>>163534829
right here

>>163538319
A survivor with a third hand on his crotch. He has 50% increased carry weight, and can hold another gun in his third hand. Can use ultra tactical reloads to remove all reload animations, and switches weapons instantly as well.

Has a .45 chance of spawning.

>>163440270
Playing Zerker feels so fucking cheap most of the time though, you can't blame edgelords for being attracted to it. I can't count the number of Berserkers I've seen just spamming left click in a group of zed and getting out of there with full health.

A crowd control big zed

>hp is similar to scrake
>walks as fast as scrake or slightly slower
>has a rocket launcher, fires it less frequently than the husk
>is the deadliest when youre all camping in a room or behind a wall

>>163542815
Forgot one thing

45. chance the rockets will make a map sized nuke effect that kills you in 3 seconds

>>163531726
But is SWAT viable? Will SWAT be a shunned pick in the current meta?

>>163546206
SWAT is alright. Nothing special (despite the name) but not bad.
Stuns are great for killing Scrakes solo or assisting with Fleshpound kills.
Clears out trash and is very fun to play.
It falls short on its lack of utility and constant need for ammo and/or money.

>>163546206
SWAT's pretty good

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>>163487696

>>163548786
I think the red medic arm band would be better

>>163542815
>cc zed
>when the players need cc

ebin

>>163548998
Perhaps. I like that it matches the guns but I'll give it a try.

>>163550080
>I like that it matches the guns
I almost forgot about the neon blue plastic guns
Welp, in that case yeah the blue band is better

>tfw you are the only one who likes the medic weapon designs

>>163554982
I don't like their sounds, design is okay

>>163554982
What I don't get is whats the point in having the magazine in the grip on a full sized rifle? I get that they're supposed to be modular but still the reload is painful to watch.

>>163554982
they look and sound like toys, on top of being designed for "people who don't shoot guns" yet have retarded recoil

I love camping and kitting equally !

What are the most effective demo perks and loadout ?

>>163559784
Damage
Extra Rounds
Anti Siren
Impact Damage
Nuke

RPG+M79

>>163457391

That Stalker is cute.

>>163559784
your choice
rounds -, unless you have enough dosh to buy an extra weapon/you have a level 20 support on the team
siren resistance
knockdown - unless you are intending on one-shotting scrakes (it's risky business)
nuke

>>163546404
>and constant need for ammo and/or money.
True, but one support on team meets that need easy. SWAT gets huge piles of ammo from supplier, even if the support doesn't take the skill to boost it.

I just want people to play with me in this god forsaken game. Non of my IRL friends have KF2 and no one on my friend's list has it either. It's fucking hell.

>>163561862
I'll play with you anon <3

>>163561862
I would but i'm not gud

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>>163561383
merry christmas

>>163561862
id play with you but you'd just get bored after 1 game and leave like a shitter then we never talk and i remove you two weeks later

>>163562280
You are not wrong with me being a shitter. Only got like 20 hours into this game.

>>163562165
>>163562019
>>163562280
I would play with you all. I honestly don't care about skill level. I just want to have some fun that doesn't involve ERP

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>>163563072
>I just want to have some fun
>that doesn't involve ERP

>>163563072
Sounds good to me, i don't like playing with pubs that much.

>>163563072
>I just want to have some fun that doesn't involve ERP

He said, in /kfg/.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/jamsnjellies/


lets play some fucking videogames

>>163566376
AYOWHITEBOI

>>163566376
>105 friends
Sorry famalan but that's too much

>>163567185
How dare you.

>>163567268
And i can't beat suicidal difficulty with pubs

>>163567432
Well I'm no Pub, bud.

>>163567525
2pro4me tbqh

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>It's a "2 Firebugs take on Hans Volter but still get murdered" episode.
>Back-to-back marathon

Is demo fun to play ?

>>163569592
Fucking play it and make your own judgement you nigger.

>>163568245
Someone hasn't tried the beta. You think they'll leave it alone or will they tone it down before making the update?

>>163570572
I cucked the TWI stream with MWG as hard as I could. He responded to someone in chat about 'Is Firebug bugged, or intentional?' with a 'The debug team will solve any problem if there is one!'.

I think anyone who isn't paid to play and fix this game knows nothing about what goes on in this game.

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>>163570572
It was on the beta.

>You will never enter a trance alongside Gibson and battle him on the Astral Plane to determine the fate of KF2's future

>>163575617

Should /kf2g/ just make KF2 content and what needs to be fixed?

I honestly think at this rate the fans of the game could do better.

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>>163576396
>just make KF2 content
Now that you mention it, we do need more Stalker porn
>what needs to be fixed?
>implying we won't just shitpost and complain about some game-breaking bugs because that's what /kfg/ is only good for

>>163516348
wtf I have the same

>>163572974
Poor fuckers must have been shit or not been doing ground fire with mwgs.

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>Page 10

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>Anton will never give a handjob with his dirty, rugged hands and yell "MOTHERFUCKER" as you cum on his hairy chest

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>>163584129
>there will never be a female character

>>163584601
>not liking classic masterson

>>163584601
Scully exists though
Real talk though, I never see him being played anymore

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>>163585105
>Mike noble will never come back
Mall ninja save me.

is this game dead now

>>163584129

>You will never sling a fat wad of cum on Healslut's soft toes

>>163588553
>still hasn't posted more feet
I'm cring

>>163588553

>You will never blow a wad on a Stalker's girl abs.

>>163591039
Gay af

Loadsa bumpan

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Merry Christmas /kfg/
Saying it before thread is kill

Is Parry, dare I say it, OP?

>>163597297
>parry op
Oh boy you should hear the stories of Early access launch parry.

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>>163597476
>>163597297
Good times.

>>163597297
Parry, the skill, or the act of parrying?
The former, eh. If you somehow can deal with constantly parrying I suppose it's pretty good.
The act of parrying, no. It hasn't been for a long time.

>>163597589
The skill.

>>163585105
>I never see him being played anymore
Because on release he was a special character to show you bought the Deluxe Edition and liked Scully in KF1.
Once people realized KF2 will be a wholly different game, the veterans just wanted their old voice lines so they can hold on to something familiar. When they got Classic Briar and Classic Masterson they swapped to those.
Most other players that had Scully either switched to some other "wacky" character (in other words, Rae) or went with Anton.

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>>163469359
| steamID64: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197981790869
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS UNDERRAIL

>>163469359
I don't really want anything but thanks for keeping things festive around here anon

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>>163597513

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>>163597513

So what's the best SS strat/build now?

Why does Collapsing seems like the song that has the least chance of playing ?

>>163609331
So that it remains special and gets you pumped everytime it happens to play.

>>163609426
Hadn't thought about that, that's actually a noice reason.

>>163605770

>Scrake on me

>Collapsing
>a better song than Infected
>or Mountain of Souls
>or Someone To Hate

>>163469359
http://steamcommunity.com/id/exarban/

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS TO HAVE A FUCKING GF

But seriously, I'd like Age of Empires 2 HD or Dawn of War 2

>>163457391
Cheers big-ears!

>>163457391
This is a wonderful image, merry christmas anon.

>>163469249
>>163469359

Due to already unexpectedly high demand, I will not be running applications for the full 3 days as advertised.
Applications will now close at 11:59pm Washington DC time. No applications past that time will be accepted. After that point, I will carry out selections and then announce results and the closure of this little Christmas enterprise.

>tl;dr
>No more requests in about 7 hours
>After that I decide winners and make final announcement a few hours later

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>no friends to play KF2 with

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>>163626506
God bless anon.
All I want for Christmas is a gf

Clot asses!

Why do bloats have cleavers?

>>163634630
To chop off dicks and eat them.

>>163634630
all bloats aspire to be a master chef

>>163634630
because fuck you

>only class left to get 25 is swat
>fucking hate swat

reee

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>>163634630
To block all your headshots while it stands and blocks the only escape route where all the large zeds, insta-kill siren and an army of gorefiends are right behind you ready to ravage your asshole.
:^)

>>163644241
you have a 25 surv and enjoyed it

double nigger

>>163644241
>hate SWAT
But going ape with the smg is fun!

>>163644528
>enjoyed levelling surv

Feel free to point out where I said that, dumbass

>>163645015
Its not fun when your team sucks and there's angry fps and scrakes everywhere

>>163645396
But that's true of everything except zerker

>>163645396
Scrakes shouldn't be too tough, fleshpounds maybe but that can't be helped unless you're something like a zerk, demo or sharb

>>163645396
>he hates kf2

why don't you just leave and have a merry christmas

>>163648636
I don't wanna :<

>>163646525
>>163647760
Those are the only classes I enjoyed

>>163645396
>Its not fun when your team sucks and there's angry fps and !!!SCRAKES!!! everywhere
Throw a grenade.

New player here, what's a good loadout for a Berserker that could ideallly carry me well into HOE? Currently running pulverizer with medic guns.

I hear the eviscerator + katana is good but I don't know shit.

>>163654537
nailgun+katana+m79
skills: LLLRLR

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>>163655491
>LLLRLR

>>163657001
one extra L by accident
LLRLR

Left side/Right side

>>163655491
What the fuck are you doing

>>163655491
>vlad the implier
I find medic shotgun more useful. Also how the fuck can you not take a pulv?

>no delicious bf for xmas

DEAD

>>163666193
fuck you

Will this game be like Payday 2 (shit ton of endless DLCs) or CS:GO (free updates but microtransactiosn everywhere)

>>163666676
Payday2 has microtransactions and dlc. It'll be like Payday 2.

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>>163413486

I now announce the conclusion of the gifting for good boys and girls this Christmas.
Applications closed a while ago, and I have made my selections.
Now, as should be obvious, I received a large number of requests. After some careful deliberation, I have completed selections and am pleased to announce that 10 lucky entrants will be receiving gifts for Christmas.

Starting now, all recipients should expect to hear from me within the next 24 hours or so.
For those of you who have been accepted, do bear in mind that I'll be friending you for this gifting to get the present in your hot little hands nice and quickly. This is not a friend collecting exercise on my part, so if you want to defriend me afterward you are free to do so.
For those of you who were not accepted, contain your disappointment by reminding yourself that many had called but only few could be chosen, and that certainty of receipt was never guaranteed to anyone.

That said, congratulations to you 10 and Merry Christmas to all.

>>163667408
Have a Merry Christmas, Santa! The golden light in this shitty general.

>>163667408
So generous, Merry Christmas anon.

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Alrighty /kfg/ for the fourth year running I'm giving away vidya for christmas.

Here's how it works. You look at the picture, find a game you like and add me on steam. Ask for the game you want and I'll give you a code.
Because of the nature of the giveaway it's first come first served, so unfortunately if the game you want has already gone you can pick another from the list.
I'll be hanging around here for the next hour or so giving away games.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Funntroll

>>163669963

Thanks for Ultimate General Gettysburg.

>>163669963
im not going to ask for anything but you and the other guy are awesome for doing this

>>163671374
You're more than welcome to ask anon. I've only given 2 games so far. So if you want anything on the list, get in touch.

Taken so far:
Space Engineers
Ultimate General

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>>163588553
neck yourself

>>163589976
also neck yourself

>>163671648
post ass

>>163671648
I bet some hunna dolla bills would change yo mind

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>>163672116
>>163672446
Negative.

>>163672661
:(

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Be honest with me /kfg/
Firebug is still shit?

>>163673837
Until it gets nerfed (it's guaranteed to) no, it's good.
It's broken, in fact.

a late Merry christmas to all of you.

>>163673837
It's not as great as people say here. Maybe if the team has few firebugs than maybe, but one still just shits the screen of everyone else, making zed panic, and just making it harder for everyone else (except Demo).

>2016
>Game still isn't about floors that try to kill you

>>163683716
*upvotes you to the top of the Steam reviews page*
n1

>>163684191
I see you are well versed in memes

>>163684234
Why yes I am

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MERRY CHRISTMAS KFG

You're driving me ballistic !

>>163687354
Kill yourself.

dosh

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Just started playing SWAT, it's unironically one of the best perks because you don't ever have to choose between damage and utility like all the other ruined perk trees.

Does Cripple work on SC/FP/Bosses?
Does Battering Ram work against SC/FP/Bosses?

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>tfw too skilled to use scope in KF2

Only use it with Sharpshooter desu

>>163693943
Git gud

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>try to hip fire as medic with AR out of sheer panic
>first shot fucking flies all the way to the upper left
>leaving me with an unbearable amount of recoil through my spaghetti arms
>a group of stalkers somersault my face in the process
Truly terrifying.

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>>163694949
>After long hours of playing, you finally start to do good with the medic's plastic guns
>Update rolls in
>Now almost every perk can use your weapons with either less recoil, better reload speed or both
>You get nuthin

How horrifying.

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>support runs off from the team and acts like he can cover a rout by himself
Get back here you ammo slut

>>163697913
Don't you dare bully supports

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>>163693943
>does Cripple work on SC/FP/Bosses?
Why wouldn't it? Its no good if it only works on trash and mediums if they go down to a minimal amount of shots in comparison

>Does Battering Ram work on--
Haven't tested against bosses but yes it works for SC/FP, but it depends if they're in mid animation or not because it makes chances wonky if a scrake is spinning his chainsaw as you bumrush him

>>163693943
battering ram does and there's no reason cripple wouldnt

BAKA YAROU

>>163698370
They should be stuck at the back of the team where people can backpedal and grab what they need before going back into the fray.

>>163697913
>acts like he can cover a rout by himself
But he can.

>create Iaijutsu animation
>no skill uses it
>separate slash, blunt and piercing attacks
>no skill uses it

Sasuga Tripwire.

>>163699776
You mean, no perk uses it.

Are more people playing beta or current version?

>>163700810

There will always be less people in the beta.
TW will drag everyone else into the new content when the beta ends in "January".
But since this is TW, don't hold your breath.
That could be January 3rd or January 30th.

Wonder how much they'll tweak the firebugs buffs if any at all.

>>163705838
I can't wait til firebug becomes popular again
t. sharp

Anyone care to fucking explain why the pulverizer, one of zerks most iconic weapon, has the fucking MA symbol on it!?

>>163710021
u wot m8

A very merry christmas to the copy-pasta-ing anon who bought me a videogame

Anyone else got anything?

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Is it worth picking up KF2 in the sale, or should I still stick with KF1 for now?

>>163714941
Its fun~

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>>163710021

>>163714941
Play with us anon

>>163714941
Please buy second one or we're gonna bankrupt

What is the usual loadout for multiplayer demo ?

>>163714941
The game is dead and will only rot in time.

>>163716598
m79 for crowds of trash + rpg for scr/fp

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Alrighty /kfg/ lets see if some more people would like some games for christmas.
Same deal as last night. You look at the picture, find a game you like and add me on steam. Ask for the game you want and I'll give you a code.
Because of the nature of the giveaway it's first come first served, so unfortunately if the game you want has already gone you can pick another from the list.
I'll be hanging around here for the next hour or so giving away games.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Funntroll

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Does anyone know if KF2 gets better sales than 25%? I heard the devs are turbo tards so I want to pay as little as possible.

>>163715012
Well, how does it compare? What does KF2 do better and what does it do worse?