Ghost family Edition
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If you're gonna post lewds or talk about lewds could you at least make them cute and consensual?
xth For some creative inspiration!!
Reminder that ASGORE DREEMURR is a six-time child killer and deserves no empathy.
why does the undertale fandom have a bunch of complete wusses
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Remember to can fruits, vegetables, and the Chara.
>Mods think those two images are just for dubs
>There are people who actually make content with those
Gotta be careful around here
this morning I dressed a coat rack in spare winter clothes and hugged it while pretending it was Papyrus and it made me cry
Give me peaches and metal rods any day for Papyton.
Post best friend or best nightmare
is gay for goat
i'll take that as a thank you, goodnight anon.
Darn, so I'm not dead.
Have a nice day everybody!
i'm not gonna bother justifying myself to you, because it'll just be another argument, and i know for a fact that neither one of us will change the other person's mind
but i will say that soul stuff just makes more sense to me, personally, in my own head
yes every day i find graveyard and dig up midget skeleton and tall man skeleton and take them to bar
they tend to give people cold shoulder but it is okay everyone get along well with them
How would they react to this?
Why isn't it against the rules to both bait and respond to bait? Should we take this up with Hiroshima?
I did it on a roll and it wasn't supposed to be fetishist one. Just a mean one.
Also I am writing a continuation. >>130531879
I am your headmate, you motherfucking cocksucking d**bass. And look, now you have triggered me.
Well, there's a bunch of different approaches to this question.
First, we can say that monsters are anatomically correct for whatever the heck they're supposed to be. Thus, the binosaur doesn't have a pusspuss, but a cloaca. However, this causes problems when we look at monsters like the skeletons, or, Vulkin or Tsunderplane, that are based on inanimate objects, and who would need to reproduce SOMEHOW, combined with the fact that monsters seem to be considered one 'species,' which implies crossbreeding is possible, which in turn implies compatible genitalia.
Second, we stick human genitals on every monster, in which the binosaur DOES have pusspuss. But then we run into the skeleton issue again, not to mention the fact that a bunch of monsters run around without pants without their massive monsterdongs running around, so I'm not too sure about this one.
Third, monsters have their own set of genitals, or alternatively, have none, in which case the binosaur has cartoon animal anatomy and is just totally bare under that lab coat. Probably some weird soul crap going on with that.
>Mettaton will never give you a private performance
in your bed
>repeat for the entire night
Save me from comfy hell.
You could do some fucking push ups.
Oh... You're literally the first person who has ever said it to me. I'm going to print that post and hang it on my wall.
I didn't write anything else similar to this particular fic. I think it's the best UT thing I have written?
>He will never be your christmas present
>He will never insist on unwrapping your present early
Oh, well, it's not like I am certified to give out good-writing diplomas, but I really liked your style of writing that piece at least.
It was very engaging and I would love to read more of your stuff.
As long as the batteries last
I work as a secretary for a law firm. Can't exactly do much until my boss gets his lazy bum here three hours from now, so I pass the time by
To his own human-fetishizing and super-fab specifications, no less.
He's not just built for sex, he's DOUBLE built for sex.
Only good things can come from this roll
Frisk became a ghost.
I remember another comic, where Frisk died and became a skeleton.
Maybe this way they can make two Frisks, one ghost and one skeleton?
>inb4 "skeletons and ghosts are monsters"
You can tell me anon!
Oh, I understand it more now. Thanks.
>irrelevant afterthought character
Better question: did Undyne begin life as a little shrimpmaggot thing like the Homestuck sea trolls do?
Funny how talking about Undertale, the game itself, is always considered "bait", but non stop talking about how you want to rape goats or goats to rape you is perfectly ok, good and normal.
5 nights with freddy generals are better than this probably.
Okay. I thought maybe it was something else. Cheers.
What if he broke his spine
in a neck part of it
and he had no other tissues to support his head
because I think it happened to him once
And yeah, I took care of him for the rest of his life.
>Well, he can only do one damage
Yeah. Per frame. Also he can dodge attacks that are otherwise undodgeable since that's "the rules" and his fight revolves around breaking them.
Asgore did a lot wrong but he did it for his people so you should forgive him
I do believe that the 'lesson' in undertale is naive as fuck but hey its a video game so what do you expect
>you'll never suck the mysterious pink goo from the machine
He teleports to dodge and his 1 damage per frame requires Karmic Retribution.
We don't really know how Sans gets your Karma to work against you, but I guess you must need a high enough LV.
Do you also feel that it's a bit tonaly inconsistent that Asriel admits that sometimes you have to kill and yet Asgore gets shafted anyway? Everyone else gets a cartoon ending but Asgore gets muh stoic realism.
I want to be killed by
Toriel. Just to have her feel crushingly terrible about her actions.
The only real person to shit on Asgore is Toriel who is bitter as fuck because of everything that went down, though I think she was overly harsh I take that as a part of Toriels character. In the TP credits his people are finally free, the monsters have fully integrated with humans (we assume things are going well there), hes probably no longer king and hes doing what he loves. Also hes still friends with Undyne and Alphys and probably hangs with Papyrus at least since hes seen trimming hedges based of him so its not like everyone ditched him to be alone forever.
I mean yeah him and Toriel getting back together isn't a thing that happens on screen (though your free to headcanon that it does like in Crocs works I do) but its shown that the two are at least on okay terms since hes working at her school.
Asgore got about as happy of an ending as can be expected and it always surprises me when people assume that everything sucks for him forever.
Do not emotionally abuse the goatmom.
>not having the imprested in shotagotebro, not wanting shotagotebro to be with you as you go to the waterpark and then at the waterpark he crybleats that he wants your love and you say yes of course my shotagotebro as you remove your swimsuits in the pool and frot until fulljoy as the other people nod sagely at your needs and romance
She straight up deserves it though.
Everyone has to carry the weight of their actions.
>old lady will feel terrible for accidently killing you if you kamikaze on her attacks
>this means she deserves the pain
Good morning, /utg/!
I hope you all a fantastic night, and that your day today will be even better!
I love you guys
Asgore has responsibilities. Toriel just refuses to take any and is therefore on her own.
I would have accepted this over a 20 dollar tip if i was still working at the restraunt.
I think it's more about catharsis of seeing them getting back together but I agree with everything in your post. From a narrative viewpoint, Asgore gets the short end of the stick and so does Toriel.
I wonder if you're the same anon who always says they headcanon my stuff. Selfishly I hope that other people do as well, but as long as I gave just one person the happy ending they didn't know they wanted... Well I'm smiling in the end, aren't i?
I don't care if it's a cool grandpa or grandma who messed around with the gun. They fuck it up, they're in trouble.
Even if it was an accident it doesn't lighten the results of your actions.
It's no solution. It's the threat and the reason you don't mess around.
But when you do, it will be passed.
Asgore's responsibilities include looking after the Royal Scientist, which he failed to do, leading to a whole bunch of heartache for everyone involved.
Furthermore, if freeing monsterkind is his end goal, he could've gone out after getting one or two souls and easily taken the rest, but he failed to do that, too.
Finally, going by Mettaton just taking over Hotland and the ending where Alphys says Toriel 'really turned this place around,' it seems he's perfectly content to let the populace just do whatever the hell they feel like rather than actually try to rule.
Say what you will about Toriel, but Asgore's not a man you can hold up to any responsibility.
It doesn't matter if they deserve it or not. We try to apply the same rules to everyone.
Dunno how it works there, but here, even when your actions are what can get you in trouble, regretting them and/or having just poor luck can be considered mitigating things. But no one gets off scott-free.
>Flowey will never kill you and take your soul
>Furthermore, if freeing monsterkind is his end goal, he could've gone out after getting one or two souls and easily taken the rest, but he failed to do that, too.
That would have just forced Asgore to go to war right away, something that he was trying to avoid in the first place by finding alternate methods to break the barrier.
Not like Asgore's standing on any kind of morally sound ground.
But him continuing to stay where he is is going to be for the better of the whole.
I'm chaotic over lawful, sue me.
Asgore is pretty dumb that's why he appointed a scientist. Is he guilty of trusting the wrong people?
Asgore cannot bring himself to seek out souls. He let's them come to him.
People actually like MTT.
Asgores problems are that everything he tried to do fucked up. His kids fucked up, bis wife fucked up, his scientists fucked up. At what point is Asgore culpable? He is a stupid man making the best possible decisions he could. Including not going to the surface with the express intent of murder. At least his way, there's plausible deniability that he didn't want to murder people. It happened as a matter of course. Every step of the way Asgore did what he could to help people. Even as he struck down child after child, he did it for the underground. Why judge this man? Because his decisions ended in tragedy? People make mistakes because we aren't omniscient. We can't predict the future and we are ignorant of a great many things. Be hopeful that someone may judge you for your misdeeds. Better suffer the pain of regret than to live in fear of it.
>get bored to the point where i read a fic about the edgy red sans and frisk getting a flower on their body everytime they die
i hate this game and everything it's done to me
>Asgore cannot bring himself to seek out souls. He let's them come to him.
maybe frisk because he's killed so many before
but im pretty sure its mentioned that asgore strolls out of his castle
Still the aame, figuratively speaking. The underground is his home, so he still strolling around with the intent of killing humans. And personally I don't think Asgore killed a kid in the ruins.
This is now a thread about funneh. Post funneh.
i have like no sans so take someone else laughing at you
It's funny because Alphys is probably going to be hurt very badly.
>Asgore is pretty dumb that's why he appointed a scientist. Is he guilty of trusting the wrong people?
He's guilty of doing jack shit when she went into radio silence with people asking what happened to their families. Alphys herself had the responsibility to come clean, true, but she's not in her right state of mind, and as hes superior, and as the king of all monsters, Asgore had the responsibility to look into her actions, but he didn't.
>Asgore cannot bring himself to seek out souls. He let's them come to him.
And because he can't bring himself to seek out souls, monsterkind languishes in the darkness, and those he kills end up being children. Every monster in the Underground suffers from his lack of a backbone.
>People actually like MTT.
MTT, who's a self-centered egomaniac who makes Hotland into a 'labyrinth of bad decisions' and who starts making people disappear when he gains power.
You can't just say that everything that goes wrong is everybody else's fault. HE promised a war of genocide, HE refused to back down because he couldn't admit to being wrong, HE failed, again and again, at his responsibilities as king.
What feelings overwhelm you when you open the game?
I feel sad, but happy, knowing that I'm going to go through many emotions, all of which I wouldn't usually experience.
Hearing that theme tune brings me a smile.
>And because he can't bring himself to seek out souls, monsterkind languishes in the darkness, and those he kills end up being children. Every monster in the Underground suffers from his lack of a backbone.
Different guy here but the only other choice is to leave and start a war that monster kind will most likely lose or that will force a genocide which is the one thing Asgore wants to avoid above all else.
I'm not going to defend him about the Alphys thing because yeah sure he shouldn't have trusted her and checked in but Mettaton is just a really popular star with a hotel that only becomes a dictator once Asgore died, what was he suppose to do in regards to that? Kill a popular idol because hes kinda a dick?
>mom poster successfully avoids people criticizing her by turning the subject into an Asgore morality debate
>Different guy here but the only other choice is to leave and start a war that monster kind will most likely lose or that will force a genocide which is the one thing Asgore wants to avoid above all else.
He could also have said "let's not commit a war of genocide, it's a real bad idea" instead of committing murder after murder to keep up a lie. Also, what about what would happen if he actually managed to kill Frisk permanently while he was too busy telling him that he doesn't want to fight him? He'd have to commit genocide, allow monsters to be exterminated, or admit that he's killed seven kids for no reason and their hopes were all a fabrication.
>what was he suppose to do in regards to that? Kill a popular idol because hes kinda a dick?
Just keep track of him to make sure he doesn't do anything stupid. No need to kill him, that'd be stupid, just dial him back a little.
The feeling of autism overwhelms me, especially when I think about all the fanfics of the goat and how sorry I feel for him. Everyone wants to stick their dick in him but I just want to protect him.
I am not familiar with this young people lingo!
Toriel is way too overbearing, sort of like that clingy ex-girlfriend who won't let things die.
She seems quick to jump the gun if things benefits her, not caring how it would affect other.
She's a terrible character and a terrible person.
Toriel's a weakling that's so afraid of conflict that she runs away into the Ruins so she wouldn't have to challenge her ex-husband and get him to stand down, who generally acts very domineering towards those she knows are weaker than her.
Thanks for assuming that I'm a momposter just because I don't think Asgore's a perfect king and daddy, though.
Time for what? Stale bait?
If that poster was you then why even bring up Asgore if people are talking about Toriel other then to change the topic so no one says anything bad about her anymore
I'm going to have to stay up until about 3-5AM(it's about 18 now) until it gets good again. Those are actually the best hours.
I'm never fixing my sleep schedule. I also don't care as much as I should.
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>If that poster was you then why even bring up Asgore if people are talking about Toriel other then to change the topic so no one says anything bad about her anymore
The guy started going on about how obviously Asgore is the best because he has responsibilities, when his entire character revolves around him being horribly irresponsible and how this causes suffering throughout the Underground.
Yeah comfy's over, time to pack it before MSPG wakes up
If you think I'm
This guy, then you're wrong. I just saw somebody start crying about Asgore being flawless when that goes against absolutely everything his character is about.
>asgore is brought up
>thread immediately taken out of early morning slow comfy mode and plunges into a mix of asgore morality paragraphs, toriel morality debates, asgorefags shitting on torielfags and torielfags shitting on asgorefags, and everyone shitting on asgorefags
>tops it off with a tierlist and some soriel
Never change, /utg/.
All I did was point out that someone had changed the subject from Toriel to Asgore to avoid people criticizing her. The backlash is proof enough of what I said here >>130543736
It's fucking impressive how consistently terrible Asgore and his fans are
It's just a little less worse than charafags.
Personally, I don't see why people consider goat- or lizardfags bad compared to either
More like someone doesn't like Toriel so other poster goes into a random debate about why Asgore sucks out of nowhere. Then when called out, people start posting cucking and anti-dadfag shit.
but yeah sure blame dadfags, whatever
At school right now, but maybe layer when I'm procrastinating I'll do something. .
I don't speak for everyone but as a momfag I don't even participate in these discussions anymore. I've stated my views plenty of times and yet we keep having the same discussion, nothing has changed since October when toby tweeted the whole "rip 6 times" thing. I would like to think the actual mom and dadfags ignore it and that it's just people who haven't argued it yet going at it.
To be honest, December was not this bad.
It really took a nose dive around early January.
I do miss mid/late November though, that's when I had just gotten here.
While I'm more of a single goatparents fan I agree with everything else in this post. I think that a lot of people assume Asgore gets a bad ending or what have you is because of the overall lack of screentime he (and all the goats for that matter) get.
Wanna kiss dem cutie tocks while he happily bleats desu senpai.
There really is no point since it just devolves into dumb stuff like this. I half wonder if its just random shit posters who don't actually care one way or the other about the goats who start this since it seems to be the same points auguring over and over.
Assfuck didn't need more screentime because every character displays some way that they're fucked up, Asgore's display is throughout the game and he gets his shit unfucked when everyone shows up because he just needs to be rescued from his position. The entire game, every character who mentions him, is practically one big Asgore date.
dadfags = anti-dadfags
both are equally destructive and rank low on any kind of spectrum.
Exactly. I just tab out and do something else once the thread starts focusing on the topic, and check back in periodically until it's done.
I don't care for asgore but the hate he gets is unreal. Wish y'all had it better friend.
Anyone else who doesn't want to join a rehashed old arguments, post dad.
if it has no horns, it's not for lewd
get out pedo
I'm fine with this
It comes with liking the most conversational character that unfortunately is easy to bait with
Undyne giving Asriel and Monster Kid training.
Hey, check it out guys! I found a picture of current /utg/ given a physical form!
I don't hate Asgore. He's a real good character and an endless barrel of laughs.
But he's got some pretty major character flaws and he's pretty lousy king, which people seem to either forget or think make him a bad character, which is just kind of sad.
It would have been so much better if sans was just being his stoic self here. This artist interprets him really poorly.
Goatdad sighted in the mountains yelling at the ground
Asgore is a shit king that shouldn't rule anything but is too loyal to his people to abandon them. Not really sure what he could have done in regards to that aside from find someone to replace him (and then who? everyone else aside from Toriel, who no one can find is even worse at it then him) or off himself I guess since the whole immortal thing means he can't just die naturally of old age
So /utg/, how many Undertale pictures do you have
on your phone?