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Last time on /ss13g/
>waifu purge beginning
>spider monsters
>vox removed???

>What is Space Station 13?
[YouTube] Space Station 13 (embed)
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc (embed)

>New player guide
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://ss13.undo.it:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.nexisonline.net:1336

>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/
http://ss13.pomf.se/index.php/bans
http://ss13.undo.it/logs/

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Map renders collection: updated nightly
http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/

>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
[YouTube] How to download BYOND (embed)

>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/

OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/wa9fnYbg (embed)
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>>129549550
first for cute vox
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Finally
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just made this for another thread
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something something rail
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I want to fuck niggly in his kawaii asshole!
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>>129550537
Someone was planning on coding a railgun.

Maybe we need a gun that fires Rail corpses
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GG, BYOND crashes everytime I try to connect.
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Hey spider guy, I like the changes.
Can you upload the .dmi so I can get that shit in the game?
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>>129551008
Sure, jump on so we can talk in msay
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>>129551023
You haven't lived until you've seen beepsky take down every op by himself.

>on eden
>ops are default on the list
>sec finds their real name
>makes them wanted
>Halt! Scumbag!
>beepsky proceeds to cuff and stun them all.

It's god damn beautiful.
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who do you like as captain, guys
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>>129551609
ur mum ;^)
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>not linking to the last thread

faggot
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>>129551609
Zachary
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Daily reminder that it is okay to beat and arrest people as security, as long as you metabuddy says he dunnit.
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>the fucking queen spider
I'M SCARED
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Post spess pics.
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>be dionea mime
>get killed right after I spawned by the clown ling
>cargo tech brings my husk to medbay
>medbay fucking tries to clone me, A HUSK
>fucking incompetent nerd puts me in the morgue
>go in and out of my body for someone else to notice my corpse with the light thing
>someone notices
>takes me out and TRIES TO CLONE ME AGAIN
>when the incompetent fuck sees he can't clone a husk he just puts them in the morgue
>medbay does this for every single husks
HOW INCOMPETENT CAN YOU BE?
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>>129549550
>lingsistant
>roundstar
>CLOWN TELL ME A GOOD JOKE LAW 2
>It doesnt work because you are not a human
>You are damn right
>scrubglove and silence him
>absorb
>HEY MIME PUT THE PLAGUE SUIT
>absorb him in theatre
>radiation belt
>Hey det the clown is a ling
>oh
>also
>scrubglove
>silence
>maint trough his office
>i can help!!
>now im the det
>plasman pda me about a corpse
>I need your prints
>Scrubglove silence
>BUT I DONT HAVE DNA
>escape the spiders with the chaplain
>scrub glove silence
>made it to the shuttle
>die
>cryostasis or whatever
>almost completed all of my objetives
That was fun
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>>129552124
>mfw I was the detective
Feels good to finally have somebody take a screenie with me in it
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*Mute was such a fucking Validhunter, I swear.

>Shouting over comms about the fucking changeling, saying it's a confirmed one because it revived in front of me and it somehow had 0 pulse, 300 damage to the lungs and yet no fucking way for it to be in that way
>Sec borg proceeds to open medbay wide open, letting the ling escape, and ignoring it, dragging a random guy with it because the "AI saw him husking someone" when the poor guy didn't do shit
>It's not even 100% confirmed, just the AI being retarded
>Ignores my claims because "Le asimov lel" and literally doesn't do shit about capturing the guy, but still captures a random guy because it was near a husked body
>Ignores me and acts like a know-it-all faggot
>Keeps dragging this guy around for like 20 minutes furiously trying to get a reason to claim his valids

That borg was infuriating
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>>129552293
It's DeadPoolJ, what did you expect?
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>>129552293
it was hyun
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>>129552293
Mute also kept ignoring 4 different people crying about the RD stinging them and resurrecting and running from medbay.
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What the fuck happened that round?

>join in during evac
>oh shit there's no light what the fuck is going on
>scuttle into a pod
>hear someone getting murdered beside me
>think it might be doorsmashing and a rogue AI
>don't get raped by borgs
>make it out alive
>at the last second someone opens my door
>I'm gone before I can see who it was
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>>129551904
Fuck off Zachary, you're a shithead and an awful captain. Goddamn playing a sec under your incompetent arse is a nightmare.
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>Decide to be RD
>Spawn as ling
>fug
>never been a ling
>another ling tells me how to make stun glubs
>theres a scientist doing an experiment in the back room in toxins
>go in and stun him the use the silence sting
>i incorrectly assume that they have to be alive to absorb them, so i start sucking on him
>it takes too long, he breaks free
>fug
>stun him again, start beating his head in with a tank
>silence wears off, he shouts that im ling, fug, thought that would last longer
>get dragged off by a borg who harmbatons me to death despite only an accusation of ling being made in chat, though im not too salty about it as i was doomed regardless
>borgs end up taking my corpse to medbay
>i've already hit the rejuvenation button because i dont know what the fuck im doing, so they cant resurrect me
>end up just rejuvenating infront of them and saying hello
>run out of medbay, break into detective office, wait until someone comes along, stun glub them and drag them into the office
>eat them and loot them
>science ID, two tasers and fucking handcuffs
>i just ate a ling for sure
>fug
>end up eating the bartender and making drinks for the rest of the round
>miss the pod by half a second and float off into space

I'm a fucking retard but it was fun
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>>129552251
>posting a completely boring story with no interesting twists or gimmicks
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I was wondering, does absorbing people alive give you more genome or is it the same if they're dead?
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>>129550537
Railing Rail part 89: The extraction of beepsky from cloaca
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>Asking Yahir why he's a loner in the bar
>Standing by the juke
>Clown enters the backroom
>Hear zipties
>Hear ling noises
>Don't feel like validhunting
>PDA him, tell him I'll not snitch if he learns to keep his mouth shut when he eats
>Feel like a scumbag for not letting anyone know
>PDA the AI
>No response
>3 minutes later there's a manhunt for the clown

Honk!
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How good is pomfs server? I know chances are most of ss13s lag comes from byond and buggy coding but I'm curious how fast this game would go on an extremely beefy server
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>>129552935
Pomfserb rarely has any appreciable lag, nowhere NEAR the SS13 horror stories
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>>129552830
genomes are genomes son
no more no less
there should be a way to nerf monkeymen though
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>>129552572
But I'm not Zachary.
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>>129552935
Pretty good code
Most admins aren't shit
Awful playerbase

You can call people niggers and faggots if you're /pol/ like that
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>>129553038
Yeah but isn't part of that because we limit speed the game runs at?
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>>129552293
Silicons are at risk a ban if they harm a "human" without seeing the sting or suck.
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>>129552935
it only lags after we get 60+ players at the same time, or when there's blood footprints
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>>129553072
>>129552572
>tfw not zachary but dont hate him either
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>>129552572
Just get the boys together and mutiny you fucking pussy. Stick him in the butt with some ghetto chloral then waterboard him in the washrooms nobody ever looks in,
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>>129553089
I think I wasn't clear. I'm talking about pomfs server hardware.
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>>129552640
Why the fuck fucking fuck do you have ling on when you can't even do basic self defense shit like stun gloves or greytide/sec shit like pulling a cuffed guy and removing jumpsuits and radios?

If they can't use :g to keep the hivemind on top of who they are then tough titties
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>>129553324
rarely lags, you good my nigger
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>>129552640
>>miss the pod by half a second
Oh, so that was you.
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>>129553038
>tfw we're in the golden age of sphess where even singuloose isn't a suicide yes feature presentation
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>>129553451
Because you fucking idiot, autoling is a thing no matter if you have it on or off.
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>>129553556
I remember a few years ago when plasma fires and singloose sucking out oxygen would slow the server to a crawl. Was it the feature freeze that helped people fix that? How did we get past that severe lag?
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>>129552686
It was fun that all my victims trusted me so much, just that
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>>129554149
N3X1S traded fluff jobs to the Goons for their sheduler, shit is rad
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>>129554358
What is a shedular?
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>>129554513
It schedules things.
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>>129552369
>>129552392
>>129552441
>Just got deadminned
>Now shit as a borg
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>>129554513
Decides what order the code runs in

Basically, Goon's is well optimised, ours wasnt
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>>129555041
>Goon
>optimized
What the fuck were we doing back then to have worse optimization than Goon?
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If I'm a wizard and my apprentice dies can I reuse the apprenticeship contract or is it single use only?
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>>129555350
A lot
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>>129554941
Wait deadpool got deadmined? Why?
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>>129555362
Single use only, so you'd best hope your apprentice doesn't go braindead/catatonic on you
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>>129555443
from third party hearsay, I gather that deadpool catbeasted somebody and this blew up as an issue
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>>129552293
I'm the guy he killed, I was a ling, and people in deadchat say it was justified but I still think it wasn't fully conclusive for an ASIMOV borg to beat me to death and furnace me, I repeatedly asked for it to fetch a non-silicon but I guess the potential ham was too high
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How do you convert someone to cult or absorb someone with a camera in the room. I get too scared to do anything thats not in maint

>inb4 antag shakes
People still get the shakes right?
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There should be a public server dedicated to 24/7 nations and zero admin interaction.
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>>129556008
You don't know how easy it is to disable a camera?
ALL YOU NEED IS A SCREWDRIVER AND A MULTI-TOOL.

PULSE EVERY SINGLE WIRE UNTIL IT TURNS OFF. REMEMBER THE WIRE THAT TURNS IT OFF

THIS DOES NOT GIVE OFF AN ALARM AND LASTS INDEFINITELY.
Even if you pulse the alarm wire.

Enjoy your murder/indoctrination.
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>>129556008
I've graduated from the shakes, and now get what I have dubbed "The Freeze".

I get really cold when I play antag, 4noraisin
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>>129556008
>getting antag shakes
why do people get this?
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>>129555443
Some guy was being a griefing retard in a blob round. greytiding, attacking people and shit. He got catbeasted for being a shit then cried in thread that whoah slow down buster you gotta tell me I'm being a gigantic faggot first. As usual, the thread got revved up as the permabanned hippistation players latched onto it to funpost

>>129556195
Remove the camera in viro some time and count the seconds until a ball of sec and borgs come and turn your ass inside out. There is nothing that triggers them more than a blind spot where there shouldn't be
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>>129556195
Don't cut the fucking camera. Find a small room and break the light. A broken light is so vastly much less suspicious than a cut camera.
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>>129556486
And? Not only would they not be able to valid you because you weren't seen, but it takes forever for an AI to actually notice a missing camera, let alone a warden.
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>>129556402
>>129556480
Probably because people feel the pressure to try and be a threat to the crew as well as the unlimited valids they can do. Since most of my more nefarious schemes never seem to get me adminpmd I just continue with what I'm doing when I'm antag and maybe try to do my objective.
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>>129556740
>Toggle Camera Lights
Yes anon, not suspicious at all, nope
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>>129556480
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fight-or-flight_response#Reaction

>Shakes
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>>129556875
>expecting bwoinks as an antag

back2bay

>>129557027
I always start shaking and tunnel visioning whenever I get in a fight, antag or not
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>>129557137
I just meant in general during a stressful situation or perceived threat this stuff happens.
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What does the Goonecode do? I see people mentioning it a lot but nobody explains what it actually does
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>>129557294
I ain't gonna spoil how you get it, but it's usually a "get whatever you want free" token, depending on which admins are on.

Many people don't know you can decon it for mad tech.
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>>129557294
Nothing, it's just for bragging rights. If admins are on, pray and they might give you something cool in exchange for it.
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>>129556486

Deadpoo you do that shit all the time. I bitched about it not because of that one incident but because EVERY TIME someone does something that might be suspect CATBEAST "HURR GET UR VALIDS XD" No one gave a shit about that guy we were all pissed about the multiple times you catbeast people without even hearing why they are doing something.
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>>129557623
Go ahead and pull logs cause if they're being shit enough to get catbeasted then they've earned it.
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>>129557740

The problem is everyone doing anything is shit enough to be catbeasted with you. We discussed this the day that shitter posted, no matter what the fucking problem you just beast them.
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>>129557928
Thanks for your contribution sarca. Go ahead and pull logs if they're such dindu's
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>>129558460
>Anyone who disagrees is sarca
Man you're go fucking low, deadpool
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>>129552168
That's what happens when the cloner is so braindead good.
People never learn to do anything except the cloner.
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>>129559154
You're the one calling me deadpool
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>>129556008
My ckey is five years old and I still get antag shakes. Maybe some sociopathic validhunters don't feel it anymore but I don't think mine will ever go away.
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>>129556885
Camera lights haven't worked in ages
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>>129561491
Have you played AI in the last year or so?
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>>129561491
Pretty sure they work right now
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when was the last time we had roundending kudzu?
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>>129561323
You apparently didn't care about it before, so why now?
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>>129561491
They work
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>>129556885
I almost never actually see that used
I don't know why, because it's helpful, but I don't see it often.
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>>129561810
Pre botany2 and I spammed that shit to high heaven

>>129561910
I was trying to hold onto the fantasy that you weren't a fucking asshat.
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>Someone leaks plasma
>I flick on my lighter and cover as much ground as I can

I know it's not okay but it's in my nature.
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>>129561491

Fixed them while adding in the AI HUD
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>>129562085
>Think you're deadpool trying to defend yourself
>Instead of stating it, you ignore it
>WOW FUCKING ASSHAT
noice
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>play on polaris
>come back
>someone thinks someone else is me

WHAT NOW FAGS
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Spider hat added, trying to get it to be a butcherable item from the queen
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>>129563252
stay there, thx
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Fee churr fris until when
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>>129563887
Until the features are fixed
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is magic
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Recall spam made adminbus interventionable WHEN?
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>>129543934
>play mostly deadpop like deadpool
>but desdpool is gone from admins
>tfw all the admins: 0 at the times I play now

The threats to no admin lowpop: people breaking the rules through unchecked metagaming, ERP, and non antag powergaming all access grayshits with the armory in their backpack and an atmos suit plasmaflooding, murderboning, and spawncamping arrivals for hours during Extended, are real.

I kind of want to step up to the Admin plate. You know, seeing all the new Admins lately.
Deadpop is either ideal comfy time where you have all the time in the world to shoot the shit with the crew and work on your autism projects, or the embodiment of despair and hell incarnate because ADMINS ARE ASLEEP, TIME TO GRIFF AND YIFF.
I just want to be there to help during those dark times, but I'm afraid of tardwrangling making me become a tired jaded spessman that hates the players and game equally.
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>>129565351
kill self
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>>129565351
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Idea - Plushy mobs (Like the plush carp) have their attack sound changed to the sound their respective mob makes?
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>>129565574
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>get bullied by admins all round
>still endure by abusing OP things
>fail greentext because Yahir was missing somewhere in perma because due to sec griffing him
rip
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>>129565369
I've never been an admin and I hate both the players and the game.
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>>129565765
oh no, i was still goofin around with detroit after punching Alice Conrad in the chest for trying to brig me for 20 minutes because I pulled Detroit from her.
I just went through the morgue and somehow assumed a new identity despite being the only grey player on the server at the time.
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>>129565765
I let him out
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>>129565984
I was at the Bar for a quarter of the shift after a min finally got rid of my permanent mindbreaker and Rin had teleported me out of a rwall coffin another min put around me in the asteroid.
You never showed up there and I thought that was your sacred spot.
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>>129565984
You were greytiding all round and then getting butthurt because I was trying to stop you and the captain from smashing up the AI's upload like a pair of retards because you were non-humans trying to give orders to an Asimov AI.
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>>>>"power"
>>>>>"hour"
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>>129566170
Im not always there all the time.

>>129566227
hey man, its his station and if he tells me to do something ill do it
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>Be pAI
>Try and do a gimmick where I pretend to be a shit Asimov AI
>RD spaces me for telling her that bombs are human harm
>Rail saves me
>Accidentally click smoke instead of tricord
>Fuck it, wizard gimmick
>Trade the nuke we found for wizard gear
>Run around, popping smoke in people's faces
>Prank the shit out of them
>SME starts fucking up
>They call an ERT
>pAI says, ";OH FUCK DEATHSQUAD IN ARRIAVLS!"
>pAI says, ";Jokes."
>The emergency shuttle has been called. Reason: "deat squad"
>Explain it was a joke
>Captain wants me lynched
>Horror form ling running around while we wait for the shuttle
>Rail Kinson says, "Hold on, I have one last trick"
>Fucking explodes due to timed release pills
>Completely disappears

10/10
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>>129566307
>someone's mom saw it

lmao
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>>129565742
Plushies? That's cancer.
Taxidermy, however, isn't.
Maybe a special kind of Lazarus injector that makes the dead creature into a statue.
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>>129566307
Top fucking lel
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>>129566484
>use wood to make a stand
>put a dead animal/mob on it
>use wire on it to attach it
>use metal on it to create the speakers that make the mobs attack noise
>screwdriver it all together
would be neat
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>[14:48:49]ADMINWARN: <span class="admin"><span class="prefix">ADMIN LOG:</span> <span class="message">Kaiser Wilhelm II (drunkgamer90) was hit by a thrown the shard, last touched by Randome Namyo (gringonius) (speed: 80) (<A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminplayerobservecoodjump=1;X=86;Y=151;Z=1'>JMP</a>)</span></span>
>[14:48:55]ADMIN: HELP: DrunkGamer90/(Kaiser Wilhelm II): WHAT - heard by 4 non-AFK admins.
>[14:48:59]ADMIN: HELP: DrunkGamer90/(Kaiser Wilhelm II): I just died for no reason - heard by 4 non-AFK admins.
Ebun
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>>129566856
>tfw no novelty singing carp on the wall in the captain's office
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LET'S PLAY FUCK, MARRY, KILL

Niggly, Celt, Eliminator
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>>129568207
what does the Celt board do in upload?
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>>129568207

Hyun, Hyun, italian fuckwipe who stole mai waifu
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>>129568207
How about just Kill, Kill, and Kill?
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>>129568294
Current Active Laws:
1. Be someone the crew can look up to and respect.
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>>129568207
no one, Mai Pai, clown
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>>129568594
>It does not define the type of respect
>Respect is different across many cultures
>Ergo, I pick one that respects mass murderers
>plasmaflood
lmao silicons
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>auto banned because warning
>there was no warning
no icc in occ but this is new to me
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>>129568797
>ask the crew who or what they look up to and respect
>be that
And you're done.
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>>129568961
Considering most silicons will flat out mute you from telecomms or do something else to ignore people, I doubt they would even put in the effort to do that.
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>>129568430
why?
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>>129569304
Because you're trying to perpetuate cancer.
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>>129568594
>>129568797
>>129568961
>>129569105
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lv6mWA7OQiM

AND REMEMBER:
RESPECT
IS
EVERYTHING
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>>129569524
>>129569524
That's isn't the admins' faults, don't kill them for nothing
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>>129568945
Warns accumulate, you probably got 2 before, and the third one offed you before you got the warning message.
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>>129567154
I was never hit so hard I auto-critted
I seriously believed the admins' shenannigans backfired and killed me
Hell, shit was going so fast and the text box got filled so quickly I genuinously thought I was being memed on by badmins for dragging the nuke away from the ERT
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What's the current serb pop?
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>>129569105
>>129568961
>>129568797
>this argument again

Yes it allows silly-cons to mass murder everyone.

Yes respect isnt measurable but somehow has to be and thus disrespect is a thing ect ect.

My biggest issue is that it gives borgs free will to make their own judgements. Literally 99% of silly-cons just wait until malf because they are unbelievable shitters who need rules to weigh them down.

TL:DR Lawset sucks and borgs get free will and the ability to mass murder.
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>>129569773
oh, that makes sense
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>>129570063
30-35
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>that rush you get when you vote for a map people dislike and you're not even playing next round
mmmMMmMMMMmMMmMm
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>>129570202
Fuck off celt
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>>129569863
seems he was shooting shards out of the pneumatic cannon
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This is what we have so for.

TODO:
>Fix the queen spider butchering, it currently just treats it as a normal spider and won't give the hat
>add more monsters (taking suggestions for that, by the way)
>add one more random event that I just need to figure out how to make it work
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What timezone are the server logs in?
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>>129571185
Megacarp or space whales?

Space squid when?
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>>129571185
Computer Virus
>can only move through wires
>hacks computers making them unusable
>can hack APCs
>killed by destroying a virus core that spawns on a random exposed wire
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>>129571185
Catboys
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>>129568207
I'd rather play Murder, Fuck, Kill
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>>129571185
SPACE PIRATES
>12 space pods for 6/6 pirates off opposite factions
>have to shoot getting out of a pod or just give em space scimitarrs
>survivor captain has to kill the space station captain and be the indiscutible new captain
I dont know, im kind of trowing shit outta the way
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>>129571185
Space penguins.

Moves in packs like space carp in space and attack mostly space carp, but will chase you and try to bite you if provoked like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qNOIJNfICI.
The meat contains leporazine and skinning the penguin drops a tuxedo.
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>>129572496
WHERE MY CATBOYS AT
CATBOY CURSE WHEN
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>>129568418
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>>129573567
I take it back. Forgive me.
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>>129573567
What's wrong with the OP?
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>>129573740
It's already shitposted into oblivion.
Don't you see the idiots above you trying to make the thread worse?
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>>129573763
Can we put it in the past? Water under the bridge? I want to move on with my life and not think about the places where I've gone too far.
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>>129571185
space sharks and space whales
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>>129571185
SPACE SQUIDS
GIANT
PACIFIC
BUT WILL KILL YOU IF YOU TOUCH THEIR SONS
WHICH ALWAYS HAVE SOME GOODIE ON THEM OR SOMETHING I DUNNO
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>>129574080
space dragons!
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>>129574251
We've already got one as admin though
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>>129574251
Spacemen!
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More vox art when
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>>129573564
fuck you, I'm gonna bully your snowflake ass the next time I see you
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>>129575507
When you gas them
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does anyone else cry when they watch the lord of the rings
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>>129575725
Yes
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>>129575507
More AI art when?
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>>129576442
Do not enable silishitters
Thank you
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If a welderbomb goes off in Deff maint and nobody is around to die, is it still a ban?
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>>129577045
IT'S NOT MAINT
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>>129577045
If it's maint to be
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>>129576639
don't you mean, DO NOT ENABLE SILISHITTERS LAW 2 FOLLOW YOUR LAWS
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>>129577045
If a clown steals the nuke op shuttle and no op is alive to take it back, is it still a ban?
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>>129577653
Yeah but they won't follow their laws in the first place so not like it matters
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>>129577842
yes
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>>129575561
I still have the logs too
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>>129578113
what
>>
>be the Grand Arch Duke
>arrive on the station
>I have HoS's ID
>find HoP fucking blue space cannoned because he kept calling it
>take his ID
>promote myself Grand Arch Duke
>secure the station
>give detective a promotion to Arch Duke
>start imposing taxes
>the 1 tax people want to kill me over is my ID change tax
>get robusted by a crowbar and die
>get reincarnated as Johnny Pilkington III
>we go to security to get the disk
>AUTO FLASHERS
>my ally is dead
>get up
>robust 2 people
>get blinded and try to find the third man who blinded me thinking i robusted him
>die in Johnny Pilkingtons Last Stand

Fun Bus Celt. SawBones, Joey, and Rusty also did an amazing job at making the revolution an actual thing.
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why the fuck does deff always get more votes than metaclub
why is deff even on the mapvote
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God save our gracious Queen!
Long live our noble Queen!
God save the Queen!
Send her victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us:
God save the Queen!

O Lord our God arise,
Scatter her enemies,
And make them fall:
Confound their politics,
Frustrate their popish tricks,
On Thee our hopes we fix:
God save us all.

Thy choicest gifts in store,
On her be pleased to pour;
Long may she reign:
May she defend our laws,
And ever give us cause,
To sing with heart and voice,
God save the Queen!
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>>129568207
rail rail rail
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>>129579229
You know what's funny?
It wasn't even Celt who caused the bus
DrunkGamer99 or whatever his name is (Ivan something in-game) decided to barricade the bar against the Brits to meme on Celt so Celt rolled with it and made the bus
I assume, at least
>>
>Be Assitant Ivan
>Decide to make fun of Celt by turning the bar into a "NO BRITS ALLOWED" zone, shouting gibberish about the IRA, Britain and the Potato Famine
>Adminbus sends the fucking brit ambassador here
>He comes to the bar
>Do what Celt would have done
>"BRITS DID POTATO FAMINE"
>Run and stab him in the face repeatedly with a broken bottle
>Get robusted by the crew, I'm the first one to start the revolution
>I manage to get rid of the Bartender's shotgun before dying horribly
>Die and vampire makes sure no one finds my body
>Somehow my body is found
>Decide to stay behind and keep the crew safe from the brits
>Fuggen Vamp out of nowhere and kills me

Good round, I started that adminbus.
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Why are all organics such shit?
It seems silicons are the only ones who know how to do their jobs any more.
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>>129579474
people being upset about someone using the witch costume
wew
is this 2014?
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>trying to operate
>"cannot operate on the fracture until damage is down!"
WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M TRYING TO DO.
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>>129579607
Dude you just flushed my shotgun down disposals
The blinking light on the chute made it obvious
I recovered it like two minutes later
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DEUS VULT!

yellow knight here, where my knightbro's at?
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>>129577965
>>129577653
>be salty about silicons not following laws
>they don't get banned because they were in fact following their laws
>salt levels intensify

Organic shitters, ladies and gentlemen.
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>>129579664
Apply bicaridine. Brute damage used to make bones re-break if the local brute for that limb was high enough.
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>be captain
>I have a plan to get the code
>amass team
>3 people, myself included, head out to the sat
>vox dies to the russians in the first room
>meanwhile, the brits stole my ship
>come back, kill a few brits, ignite the revolution
>go back to sat
>me and other guy kill all the zombies
>die to the shade and the plasma fires
We were so close.
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>>129579664
Trying to fix a bunch of mush back into a workable limb.

If you did try that surgery, the bone would automatically rebreak, so you'd just keep trying to fix it and failing, hit the damaged limb with a trauma kit, or if the patient's still alive, dose them with bicaridine
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>>129579725
I wasn't trying to make it impossible for you to find it.

I'm not THAT much of an asshole.
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>>129579432
My country tis of thee,
sweet land of liberty,
of thee I sing.
Land where my fathers died,
land of the pilgrims pride,
from every mountainside,
let freedom ring!

Reminder that we took your shitty song and made our own version
Get fucked britcucks
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>>129579762
It's really funny how they constantly abuse borgs, and then cry up a storm whenever the borgs fight back occasionally.
Can you find a bigger baby than the people who complain about borgs in thread? I don't think so.

The only competitor is clowns and antags who complain about validhunting sec officers.
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>>129579762
>be salty about being called out
>they don't get banned because admins absolutely dread dealing with the mess that are silicons
>salt levels intensify
Silishitters, ladies and gentlemen.
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>>129579867
It's too bad I forgot I had the rolling pin in my satchel or you would have been on the floor before you even got to disposal the shotgun
But nice bus ignition
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>>129579432
The crown may not rule the station but they rule over my heart.
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>>129579832
You still had a laser maze to traverse after that
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>>129579960
So, basically, your argument has reached the point where it is based entirely on lies and supposition?
Good to know there's nothing real backing silicon hate.
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>>129580132
It's true though, if you ever ask an admin what they think about silicons they'll start crying because it's a fucking mess dealing with them, even going so far as to suggest there be a specific admin to deal with them.

I don't care for their constant need to validhunt, bend laws, and of course rush for the standard plasmaflood when their laws don't outright deny it, but sure there's absolutely no reasoning behind it.
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tfw still banned
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>>129580408
I recognise that dog
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>>129579960
>>129579951
BIGGEST BABIES COMPETITION:

Contestants:
Antags crying validhunting sec officers

Shitters complaining that borgs are following their laws

Shitters complaining about medical bay without any knowledge of medical stuff
>>129580356
and, a special contestant thanks to this poster, shitters who ignore that admins constantly ban silicons who do shit wrong just because they're so salty.
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>>129579960
>the mess that are silicons
silicon laws are easy. if you're shit at understanding silicon laws it's no wonder you're crying LAW 2 LAW 2 BLOW THE BORGS every round. fuck you.
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>>129580531
lmao silicon mad he has to follow law 2
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>>129580356
>B-B-BORGS ARE M-M-M-M-M-URDERING ME!
>Where?
>BRIG!

people like you are hilarious.

>>129580608
If you knew laws, you wouldn't need to say law 2.
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>>129578328
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>>129580518
Tell me the last time admins did anything about silicons?
What about a few rounds ago where their validhunting was so rampant it caused people to get mad, simply because they wouldn't wait to confirm a ling and jumped the gun?
They did something about that right? Oh, no, they didn't.
>>
The real question is why people are such shits to silicons and then don't expect them to respond in kind when they are able.
Haven't you people ever heard of proper escalation?
Non-humans never have this problem. Are vox shitters seriously better players than human players?
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>>129579886
liberty!!!
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>>129580857
>slave role made to be used
>given freedom
>shit all over everyone

What's the fucking logic here?
You signed up to be a slave, and now you're pissy about it?
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>>129580797
Go trawl the ban history. There's several for not following the laws on the list RIGHT NOW.
Stop metagrudging silicons just because you are pissed they are following their laws.
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>>129581001
>be a shit to your slaves
>they are a shit back
It's like you've never heard of treating your tools well, or slavery systems that weren't based entirely around treating the slaves like shit.
Which, logically, means you neither work in manual labor or are very educated historically.
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>>129581040
Those are all permanent jobbans for when you completely fuck up miserably
But oh there's one recent ban and what is it?
Logging out roundstart, well done, that's really important to the others being terrible.
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>>129581262
Looks like the silicons have been following their laws recently.
It's a shame you can't get silicons banned for following their laws just because you're salty as hell and willing to metagrudge silicons, huh?
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>>129581189
Considering this is WHAT YOU CHOSE TO DO it's a bit silly.
Unless we're talking the random debrained prisoner, you signed up to be treated terribly, just like sec signed up to be a tardwrangler, don't complain.
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>>129581426
You SIGNED UP to be on a space station with silicons, anon.
Unless you were somehow forced to be on a silicon server, you are completely free to play on ones without them.
Don't complain about things you sign up for, you hypocrite.
>>
Random name, race, gender, and appearance when?

I want my grimdark cyberpunk Shadowrun fantasy of self-hating second-class aliens living the struggle in maint ghettos and dark skinned men and women with neon green/pink/blue mohawks running around the station working to serve or destroy the powerful, totalitarian, and shady NanoTrasen™ Corporation™.

A station where you can't trust anyone. Not even yourself.
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>>129581361
Yeah just ignore the earlier post about them jumping the gun with no repercussions, good, that's great.
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>>129581591
I'm ignoring it because they most likely had good reasons you were not privy to.
And, even if you were privy to them, you wouldn't repost them here because you are so assblasted at silicons.
Can you really blame me for trusting admin judgement over some obviously salty anon who is complaining anonymously?
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>pomf has abandoned us
How do you deal with the pain?
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>>129581558
There's a difference here.
You're treating it as though I chose to be with them specifically, which isn't always the case, it's a factor out of my hands.
You choosing to play a slave, ISN'T out of your hands, and being treated terribly is part of it.
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>>129581581
I really wish the human shitters were forced to random race for a while.
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Weren't we supposed to get a stream or something?
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>>129581581
I really wish the non-human shitters were forced out of an airlock without their space suits.
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>>129581909
>being treated terribly is part of it
Wowee anon, way to prove you're not very educated historically.
Many borgs sign up as borg to help. Many hardly do SHIT during the "kill everyone" times because of this. You just don't notice them because you've got acres of salt in your eyes blocking your vision.

Just like you sign up with the server you like and deal with unfortunate consequences, so too does the borg sign up for the job they like and deal with unfortunate consequences.

Stop being a hypocrite and complaining about things you signed up for.
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>>129581765
Good reasons I wasn't privy to.
Right, killing a changeling with no evidence is a good reason, which, they even screamed at each other after they did it, I see I was completely wrong.
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>>129581581
Ew. I'd rather have special snowflakes and skrell than Neon Niggers and edgy vox.
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FUCKING CELT
STOP OPENING EUIV OVER AND OVER AGAIN FUCK
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>>129582213
I'm sure this is a 100% true retelling and there is no alteration to the story to make yourself look better, anonymous guy on the internet.
Or, it could be you are really, really salty.
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>>129580717
please start making sense you fucking faggot
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>Celt is now playing Europa Universalis 4
>Click on it instead of Walk button
>Slip on water, out of an airlock
>Spaced

Fucking deadmin when
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>>129582198
>historically
Yep, that's part of my spaceman videogames, accurate interpretations of proper slavery.
Unfortunate consequences may or may not happen, being treated terribly is part of the role, an integral part.
In the same way me being an engineer and screamed at .5 seconds into the round when there's no power, it's integral.
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>>129581936
human shitters don't exist
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>>129582198
is it weird that i'm both? i genuinely help everyone as best as i can while following my laws to the letter, and then coldly kill every valid i meet when i get the obligatory HUMANS ARE NAKED KILL ALL NONHUMANS law
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>>129580408
I recognize that dog
>>
Borg here.
It really sucks when we have to kill people, and I'd rather not have to do it.
I wish you crewmen could EVER run a single round without forcing the borgs to kill somebody for some reason.
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>>129582541
good meme haha
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>>129582287
Oh so it wasnt my Steam fucking around and I wasnt the only one seeing this.
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>>129582551
i don't buy that silicon pacifism. you fuckers probably relish those valids
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>>129582360
Sure, just look at the logs for *Mute and Orange or something as AI.
I'm sure you won't because I'm MOST DEFINITELY WRONG.
http://ss13.undo.it/logs/2016/01-January/23-Saturday.log
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>>129582617
not even joking

>>129582618
it kept coming up and disappearing and coming up again for me as well
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>>129582498
100% of human players are shitters.
Truefact.
I mean, just look at this guy.
>>129582490
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>>129582790
Glad you took that time to actually refute my points, I guess there's nothing you can do for borgs, they just can't accept that they're slaves.
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>>129582698
>telling someone to scan the logs to find someone NOT breaking the rules
Anon, if you were actually right, YOU would scan the logs and get a ban made. There is literally no motivation on my side to do this for you.
The only reason you haven't done this already is because A. you are lying or B. you are too lazy to do anything for yourself.

Which is it?
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>>129582650
Not really, no.
The only time I am ever happy about killing anyone is when I kill a murderboner who my laws strictly require me to.
Because, I think we can all agree, murderboners are a problem to everyone.
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>>129582991
I was wasn't involved in the incident itself, I saw them arguing, I know what they did was terrible but why would I ban request it?
I have zero involvement in it, it would be like ban requesting a griff someone did a day ago to someone who wasn't me.
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Celt told me to shill it, so here it is.

Presenting "Another-Month-Another-Shitter-Applies-For-Admin"

WeinerMaster69 2: You Thought It Was Over Edition

http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=2306

Check that fact finding research

Check log hunting skills

Check those time conversion abilities

Check this 6
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>>129582990
What points?
You made no points that weren't refuted in previous posts. You just whined more about your own choice in servers.

BOO HOO, I AM BEING FORCED TO PLAY ON A SERVER THAT HAS RULINGS I DON'T LIKE. IT'S ALL THE SILICON'S FAULT!
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>>129582406
for fucking 5 minutes he did that shit i couldnt read anything
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>>129583207
fuck, close but no cigar. this is a 6 though
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>>129583179
Hey, if you were anywhere as outraged about silicons being awful as you sound, you would be looking for ways to get ones that don't follow their laws banned.
If you don't care enough to get people who break rules and make you angry banned, then why should anyone else?
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>>129583334
Now you've apparently turned it around from
>silicons are treated terribly, they should be used to it
to
>you can't handle silicons, get off the server

There's no real reason to argue if you're just going to push the thing away from the main idea.
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>>129583386
BOOOOOOOM GIMME FUCKING ADMIN APC DESTROYED ETC
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deadpoop got deadmined because he catbeasted and then braindamaged people 2 rounds in a row without so much as a bwoink for the wrong reasons

first was because someone said "is ai malf" to a blown borg mmi, I shit you not that was the reason

second was some guy getting guns from armory to fight a blob even though warden refused to give out guns
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>>129583527
Hey, I'm just working with the arguments you presented here.
You said people shouldn't complain about the things they chose. Then you complained about the thing you chose.

If you wanted to talk about silicons being treated terribly and responding in kind, you would already have acknowledged that slave uprisings are a very real thing. Usually happen when slaves are treated like shit.
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>>129583517
I wish we'd just remove the role entirely.
I would definitely ban request it if I was involved, but I can't personally comment on the situation, admins wouldn't look into something I wasn't actively participating in, and I wouldn't blame them for it.
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>>129583713
>deadpool got deadminned

deadpool stepped down of his own accord you retard
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>>129583730
Let's come to a compromise.
We can remove silicons entirely if we remove humans entirely.
Humans are always shitters, after all. I say this with exactly the same amount of refuse-to-dig-up-any-laws-or-get-shitters-banned conviction you have.

And if the logs are damning, the admins would step in. You just refuse to look through them.
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>>129583724
I choose to play a role that has no bearing on silicons, they're there or not.
Silicons choose to play a role that has a bearing on humans and be underneath them.
>>
One of the borgs here.

I'm still pretty mad at that I ke0t getting cries of HALP LING and then either I got yelled at for HEY YOU LET THAT C O N F I R M E D LING GET AWAY or FUCKING VALIDHUNTING BORG HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS LING

Silicons: Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
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>>129583865
isn't that the same result
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>>129583890
You chose to play a server that has numerous silicons who are forced to follow their laws.
Then you complained about your choice.

You chose to treat silicons poorly.
Then you complained about your choice.

It seems you are complaining about literally every choice you make that doesn't turn out well.

Silicons, on the other hand, chose to be slaves. When shit goes wrong, they sometimes run slave uprisings, as is expected of slaves.
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>>129583949
one is a punishment
one is a resignation
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>tfw treating borgs like groveling house servants
>tfw I'm usually off doing my thing in the asteroid before the sillycons can exact their revenge during a terminator holocaust
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>>129583901
Yeah. That's why they get so many complaints.
If you save the humans, the ling complains. If you don't save the humans, the humans complain. Either way, they both say you broke your laws for following your laws.

People who complain about silicons should be forced to play it for a month.
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>>129584058
I choose to play on a server, silicons might be there.
Silicons choose to be treated poorly via their laws, it's always there.
Something they should be long used to, but they still complain about being treated in such a way. If you don't like the role, don't play it.

So basically what you're telling me is that silicons play for the slave uprisings, cool.
>>
>>129584332
You should long be used to silicon uprisings if you chose to play on a silicon server.
You still complain about being treated in such a way.
If you don't like it, don't play it.

>So basically what you're telling me is that silicons play for the slave uprisings, cool.
Way to ignore the argument entirely instead of refuting it. The exact thing you were complaining about earlier!

Wow!
You're a triple hypocrite!
>>
>>129584076
resignation was an empty gesture at that point

players get banned for grief
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>>129584138
This is acceptable, since you are almost always dead and unrecoverable for the entire round, uprising or not.
Poor, poor dead miners.
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>>129584498
See, you're treating silicons as an absolute still.
There MAY be silicons, not always, but sometimes.

Silicons being treated poorly is an absolute. You could say the same about playing on the server is there were ALWAYS silicons, but there aren't.

I refuted the point before, but still you insist that this is a "silicon server" even though they're not always there.
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>>129584814
>silicons being treated poorly is an absolute
It is exactly as much of an absolute as silicons themselves are.
Believe it or not, there are some people who are less shits to silicons than you are.

So, if you refuted it being a silicon server, you also refuted your own point. Pick your poison.
>>
something something something shitpost asimov

http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=2306

blah blah blah 2hotdogs sarca doomstation
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>>129584768
>dying as a miner
How unrobust can you possibly be? It's the best job on the station. Everyone sucks your dick for loot, you have a shitton of tools, you get a massive amount of money, and you can give gifts to your waifus
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>>129584814
You don't actually think your arguments through very far, do you?
Just go play on colonial marines. You'd like it better there.
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>>129584961
Yes, but there will always be someone who abuses the laws, for how many times you all complain about someone using law two.
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>>129584768
>silicons SO SHIT they think the 'roid is dangerous
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>>129585021
>tfw mining diamonds and shit
>tfw i take them and give them to muh waifu

anyone good enough at arpee to catch my eye gets bathed in loot
>>
>>129584814
I treat silicons like every other player because I know that on the other side is an egoistical human wanting praise and respect, few well chosen words go a long way. I also explode them the moment it's valid for me to do so.
>>
>>129585021
Don't ask me. They're just always dead somehow.
Whenever I care to visit the asteroid, there's always at least one dead miner/xenoarch.
>>129585176
Look, anon. You can't blame me for noticing you miners keep dying somehow.
SOMEHOW.
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>>129585170
Most law abuse I've seen is humans abusing 'em.
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>>129585162
No I've been having fun just arguing and playing a game in the background, I guess you're done arguing now.
Space is pretty boring to me lately and I wanted something to spark my interest in it, maybe I'll play it in a few days. I'm glad you kept a cool head mostly throughout though.
>>
You are an Assistant. The Chemist asks for someone with a multitool to show up to Medbay to hack their NanoMeds. They promise a reward.
What kind of reward do you expect for the task?
>>
>>129585330
>tfw died exactly once as a miner
>have a far higher mortality rate as a "safe" job like Chem
>>
>>129585554
Nothing because I dont even care about rewards
>>
>>129585517
>ignore the guy who responds legitimately
>zoom in on the other guy who tells you you're a cunt in passing
>>
>>129585554
Dex plus, or maybe a good few pills of doctor's delight.
>>
>>129585554
Spray bottle of lube or poly.
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>>129585634
Can you please find out why those miners keep dying for me?
>>129585307
You die last/first.
Depending on if I know you're the kind of guy who blows borgs instead of locking them and screwing the console.
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>>129585684
I thought he was the earlier one when I led him on about admins not doing anything about silicons.
I'm not too good at telling people apart on imageboards, I'll admit.
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>>129585826
lube is a meme. real janitors/clowns use tactical amounts of water to slip only one person at a time.
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>>129585858
Probably because they're too shit to fuck off when they see something like a Goliath before they're too well armed to take it down.
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>>129585554
Nothing; the reward of true assistance is good feels and knowing you helped out.

>>129585858
The only miners who die are the retards who go mob hunting.
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>>129585554
reagents, or sci items
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>>129585863
If you are confused about whether you should respond to the guy who calls you a cunt, or the guy who talks about arguments and refutations, it's usually the guy trying to actually talk to you.

This little 4chan tip can help you in numerous scenarios and boards!
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>>129585021
>be a miner
>give my husbando a some nice toys
>give him the ddrill
>he doesn't want it
>turns me down
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>>129585826
I wouldn't give ANYONE a spray bottle of lube, even at gunpoint.
Take this autoinjector of cryptobiolin and go freely.
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>>129586043
who's your husbando fag

i wanna bully him
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>>129586035
No no, just the way that it seemed like only two people were interested in arguing about silicons.
So I was referring to the other argument.
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>>129584076
Nixon didn't get punished, he just resigned?
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>tfw see your name popping up in threads more often

What the fuck
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>>129586350
http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=2306

HOWS THIS FOR A NAME

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>>129583865
I did actually step down.

Both because I was tired of adminning and was enjoying playing more, and because of Catbeastgate.

I don't really regret it, either, just that all I want is a nice Extended round as a silicon or something so I can chill out.
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>>129586515
>Declared the borgs rogue and ordered them to be blown because a corgi wearing a cardboard borg costume did not give him all access. The real silicons followed his order and blew themselves. Honk softer and remember that your orders have consequences. probe1 2015-08-17 12:03:53


cultist
Requested arthurdentist PERMANENT

Personal note - oh lawd


That's fucking hilarious.
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>>129586672
You were actually not that good as a silicon, please improve
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is doomstation offically dead?
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>>129586756
>>Declared the borgs rogue and ordered them to be blown because a corgi wearing a cardboard borg costume did not give him all access. The real silicons followed his order and blew themselves. Honk softer and remember that your orders have consequences. probe1 2015-08-17 12:03:53

ADMIN NOW
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>>129586756
>blew themselves

Flexible lewd borgs !
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>>129586805
I've done better before.

Silishits don't work too well though in hectic rounds like that, especially when it deals with lings under Asimov.
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>>129583207
Sooo, by that ruling its within reason that if Borgs were ordered to blow themselves they would have to follow the order unless commanded otherwise?
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>>129587401
No, they were just being dumb.
General consensus amongst admins is that you don't have to follow any orders that would directly kill you, like suicide or aformentioned explosive.
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>>129587401
>>129587568
The order was more akin to 'destroy your fellow borgs', not destroy yourself.
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>>129587401
Yes, but it's still a shitting thing to do

I didn't even ask the borgs to blow themselves, I was just screaming "BORGS ROGUE BLOW THEM IT WONT GIVE ME ALL ACCESS". Cy even showed up and called me a retard.
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>>129587667
Then that's impossible because only the silicon in question can view themselves on the control console.
Only a linked AI has full reign over all.
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>>129587870
Humans see all, though. Can always ask them.
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>>129587713
Should've law 2'd cy to go validhunt something in space, the fag.
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>>129588030
>"human, please blow me"
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>reading this thread
>SILICON COMPLAINTS AGAIN

I don't get it. All I ever do as silicon is newscast and sometimes crush a murderboning changeling.
What do I have to do to change opinions around here?
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>>129588053
>borg go to deep space law 2
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>>129588030
Well yes, but in this scenario it was the silicons being requested.
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>>129588053
reminder that cyrr literally walked out of an airlock and went all the way around the station just to sit in space outside of virology, listening for ling sounds, even when there was no potential for human harm and being law2'd to fuck off
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>>129588249
It was S.L.U.T. that did that last time I heard that story.
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>>129588146
There is no way for you to change their minds.
Their decisions are based around salt, not reason.
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>>129587568
>>129587667
>>129587713
I'm more confused why the clown was punished for a standard clown thing being obnoxious over comms. If the crew or especially the AI blew the borgs going off the garbled rambling of a clown I think their credibility should be questioned.

Because its technically valid to tell a Borg to self terminate laws wise but its also suppose to be why Asimov is flawed and suppose to be a defied lawset.
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>>129588390
my bad, I get my shitter silicons mixed up
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>>129588412
It was only a day clown ban, I took it like a notfaggot.
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>>129588412
The clown was punished because they did something bannable.
Clowns are not immune to server rules.

Ordering silicons to kill themselves period, whether they do it or not, is a dingdongbannu unless you are antag. Just like ordering them to kill anyone else.
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>>129588146
Shiticons are the spiderposters of this game.
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>>129588854
>bitching at newscaster AIs
The lowest of the low. Only a truly terrible person would so such a thing.
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>>129588146
Obviously people complain about shit silicons, but use the blanket term "silicons" in general.
Much like the general consensus is that geneticists are shitters, but you can still be a good geneticist anyways.
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>>129588517
>>129588542
I was honestly more curious about the rulings on that since its never been something I've even considered.

On the same topic it wouldn't be ban able if an antag commanded it or is this purely a rule 0 kind of thing of general sportsmanship?
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>>129589213
Antags can do whatever outside of meta, erp, shit like that.
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>>129589359
except killing MoMMIs, or you'll hurt an admin's feels and they may grudge you ;(
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can the mods just set this straight in OOC.
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>killette is the one shitposting about silicons

THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING
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>go shaft miner
>come back to turn materials in
>grab Assistant's PDA
>use it to tell AI to kill all nonhumans
>but only once I get back on the roid
>space it after

Is this a reliable strategy?
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>>129589430
Only deity was ever retarded enough to claim that, anon
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>>129589521

>Implying he isn't too busy shitposting in OOC to even look at the thread
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They should either change ASIMOV or follow the law correctly. For example if a human orders a borg to blow itself then the borg must fulfill this request.
If a human asks a borg to stand in front of the human for a few minutes so the human can destroy it with a toolbox, the borg should listen to the human and obey his orders.
Suicide is human harm (I know, I don't like it either).
Rage cages are human harm.

If you feel the need to make one of these an exception, you should add it to the lawset of the silicons.
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>>129589603
An experienced shitposter like killete probably has no problem shitposting two places at once.
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>>129589662
>Rage cages are human harm.
That one is not an exception, silicons are fully expected to shut down a cage of rage if humans are harming each other.
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>Two conflicting orders cancel each other out

Let me tell you why that's bullshit

Imagine a person, Human A, asks for a door to be opened. Human B tells to AI to not open the door. Silicon rules say you should do nothing and walk away, but by doing so the AI leaves the door closed, resulting in person B getting what they wanted. Very silly solution.

Apply it to a asimov borg witnessing an execution. The man sat in the electric chair yells for the borg to free him, but the sec officer says to leave him there. Removing him from the chair on the grounds of potential harm is a dingdong bannu. Silicon rules say he should do nothing, which results in the man staying in the chair and being killed.

Yes, I know, Asimov is intentionall flawed. It's flawed in a way that creates fun stuff in certain situations, mostly in terms of interpritations, but the "just leave it rule" makes one person get what they want most of the time.

This post was brought to you by the WeinerMaster69 For Trailmin Commitee.
http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=2306

>>129589430
You can kill MoMMIs as antag
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>>129589662

Suicide is considered a right, because in a bunch of servers in the history of forever, people would order AIs to do things on the threat of suicide so admins generally make that a rule.

Just say you will kill the entire station rather than yourself, it's the same thing.
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>>129589662
>Asimov sucks and requires an infinity of house rules to work on a server
NO DUH YOU GODDAMN IDIOT THAT HAS ALWAYS BEEN THE PROBLEM HOLY SHIT

It would be much better if we had a lawset designed to work, instead of one designed specifically to cause problems you can write books about.
>>129589802
>Let me tell you why that's bullshit
Let me tell you why it's followed anyway: Because it's one of the infinite house rules we have made to asimov on the server that you can get banned for not following.

The rest of your argument is moot, as silicons are required to do what admins say.
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>>129589802

This guy gets it, as a quote from a song "If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice" that is why silicons must always follow the most recent orders, and I have had admins correct borgs who have ignored the most recent order and they apologize to me in LOOC.
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>>129589997
>this guy gets it
Except if you follow his advise as a silicon, that's a ding dong bannu.
So, you know, he doesn't get it.

And I've had admins warn me for following most recent order instead of going with law conflict.
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>>129589878
Then we should change it, to a system that resolves the conflict.

Making it so that the last order counted would just result in Law 2 Tennis.

Perhaps a conflict resolution button on the AI HUD? Although an AI could lie and pick which ever order they like more. It would have to be a broadcasted thing.

>>129589997
>>129590079
I'm not suggesting silicons ignore the rules, I'm suggesting we change them.
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I want to frig the sawbones!
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>>129589802
There's NOTHING in the rules about conflicting orders.
A borg was ignoring law 2, being questioned on it, he said he got two conflicting orders and was allowed to choose which one he wanted to follow.
I ahelped and it was deeemed valid.
Basically just do what the fuck ever you want because the admins will avoid having to deal with you by any means possible.
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>>129589997
But if silicons always follow the most recent orders, they'll get banned. That's how it's been forever.
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>>129590079

What do you do during law conflict? Ignore both parties involved, more than likely in doing so you give one of them what they want?
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>>129589662
So what if Greyshirt McShitsack orders all the borgs to space themselves and never come back to the station at the beginning of the round? Do they just do it?
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>>129590178
Different admins will say different things (see Deity "Blow A MoMMI I fuck you Mommy" Link) but the general consensus in the community is that you ignore it.
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>>129590254

Looks like it, and if they don't it's a bannu (of course if they ahelp and greyshirt isn't antag, he gets a bannu)
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>>129590253
Ignore both parties, do what you were doing previously until another order comes along.

This may cause one or the other to have their order fulfilled, but that has no actual relation to whether you are doing the order or what you were doing previously.

If you think this is bullshit, it is because it is bullshit, but silicons have to live with it anyway.
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>>129590161
Congrats, you've suggested the thing everyone has always suggested.

It would SURE BE FUCKING GRAND if rules involving conflict resolution and human definition were included in the laws.

Too bad that will never fucking happen unless you code it.
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>>129590409

I think we should just blow all silicons whenever an antag because fuck them seriously, including the AI
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>>129550039
Nice job.
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>>129590352
Come on Anon. You aren't naive enough to consider the general consensus is the ultimate ruling, are you?
If that were the case, greytiding wouldn't exist.
No, it's all about what you can GET AWAY with.
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>>129590254
In my opinion, yes they should.
Their lawset doesn't state that the Assistant may not do that, not even implicitly.
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>>129589997
>quoting Rush lyrics
my nigga
>for your discussion on silicon laws
fuck this, I'm out
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>>129590561
>I think we should metagrudge
Well, that makes you the one in the wrong here by default.
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>>129550039

Femdom is for wimps family. Makes sense if you're a pink haired bitch though.
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>>129590560
>fucking with Asimov

come on man

just update the wiki, or add it to the wall of red text you get spawning as a silicon
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>>129590254
>>129590394
>>129590625
The borgs are required to Ahelp this order and then disregard it as per law 1's inaction clauses.

>>129590752
>adding even more red text instead of solving the actual problem, that asimov is a bad lawset
You'll never make any progress that way.
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>>129590752
>just update the wiki, or add it to the wall of red text you get spawning as a silicon
not even that guy but sure
fucking sure
let's do that already
let's actually get an admin or anyone with authority to go ahead and fucking do it already
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>>129590720

>Implying silicons don't exist primarily to shit on antags because that's the only thing they can do as humanities bitch

It's shit or be shat on
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>>129590917
Actually silicons exist mostly to open doors, do surgery, do janitorial work, or do engineering.
A very small percentage can only shit on antags.
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>>129590625
They wouldn't in an asimov novel
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>>129590949
He deleted it because it was ick ock, retard.
Quit perpetuating the ick ock.
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is this still worth playing again or what
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>>129590949
>ick ocking
You fuck
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>>129590878
>The borgs are required to Ahelp this order and then disregard it as per law 1's inaction clauses.
As people constantly say, there is no possible harm. So unless harm is happening, you can't pull law #1 on it.

>>129591028
>They wouldn't in an asimov novel
Why not?
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>>129591035
>>129591152
Can't stop me now.
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At least 70% of Silicon complaints are based around specifically Secborgs, and removing Secborgs would immediately rectify the situation.
Prove me wrong.
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>>129590949
>muh undermeme
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>>129591204
As per the wiki and server rules, the borgs and silicons are required to ignore orders that remove them from the round as per their inaction clause.

Don't like it? Too bad, them's the rules. What you are doing is asking silicons to break the rules.
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>>129591248
>>129591210
>>129591152
>>129591035
Someone screencap it for me.
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>>129591210
you got stooped on kid lmao
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>>129590732
It takes a strong man to stand being stepped on.
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>>129591228
If one wanted to validhunt as borg, he could also take Standard due to presence of stun baton and esword locked away.

It'd be harder but still doable.
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>>129591406
I stooped myself lmfao
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>>129591204
>They wouldn't in an asimov novel
>Why not?
Confirmed for pleb who has never read asimov.
Go educate yourself. Seriously. Do it now. It's way more interesting than playing ss13.
Your only excuse would be if you have already read asimov, which you have not.

>>129591404
Look, if everyone on the thread is going to complain EVERY DAY about borgs following asimov correctly, maybe we should change it.
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>>129591574
>getting someone to give them an illegal module just to enable their validhunting
yeah and if my grandmother had wheels she'd be a bike
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>>129591204
Some of the stories deal with expensive robots having the third law having more of a strong priority

So an order like that from a low class peon wouldn't likely work without a good reason, compared to someone like the captain telling them to go play in space
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>>129591228
100% true.
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>>129591228
I hate borgs because MUH LAW 2 RELEASE ME.

Probable harm is a thing defined in the rules. Most silly-cons dont read the rules and thus dont know that if there is a criminal law 2 does not apply to him. Plus I think sec borgs should follow space law along with the rest of sec.
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Even if I sprited it, what use would it have? Many items are locked away under "admin spawn only"
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>>129591919
>Most silly-cons dont read the rules and thus dont know that if there is a criminal law 2 does not apply to him.
A criminal that they have evidence is a ~human harmer~
>Plus I think sec borgs should follow space law along with the rest of sec.
When you Robocop it.
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>>129591404
Jobs that would be better if they were done by automated NPCs besides AI:
Mining
Cargo
What else?
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>>129591809
That's literally how it goes half of the time
>Emag borg
>"Borg, go fuck shit up!"
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>>129591374
Interestingly if they are purged the reverse is true, they are held to no rules whatsoever, it's quite interesting.

>>129591919
I certainly hope you mean a murderer when you are referring to a criminal.
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>>129592097
>comparing validhunting to being emagged
No, you're stupid
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>>129592120
>it's quite interesting.
As a silicon, I say it's bullshit.
How rules apply sometimes and don't others, and how they vary from admin to admin, is the worst part of being a silicon.
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>>129591992
Just put it in one of the patient rooms
good enough
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>>129590732
>Pink haired heads of staff

Job ban in waiting, desu

>>129591992
cmo tator item
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>>129591992
Add it as a Nanomed Plus contraband item.
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>>129592097
Illegal weapons module is something you can print in robotics if you decon two teslas for Illegal 3. Pops out that secborg laser for spiders or the engborg shockarm without altering the borg's laws.
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>every round I've played today has had grayshits breaking the shuttle windows

This is why I think I like playing a borg.
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>>129591374
I'm just saying, I think that it is bullshit as well. That is why I want someone to CHANGE the lawset to one that can't be easily abused.

>>129591579
Spessman is too addictive.

>>129591867
Yeah but the ASIMOV lawset doesn't reflect any of that. There is no command structure in ASIMOV and all laws have a priority, the lower the number is the higher the priority.
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>>129592275
As someone who solely play silicon simply because it's one of the few games that allows one to actually play something resembling a robot, I usually refer to my laws first and foremost.
A majority of the time laws take priority, so I'll just refer the admins to any of my laws and they'll usually back down.
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>>129592396
So you can valid hunt?
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>>129591992
The head mirror? Give it a 5% chance to reflect lasers back at the person who shot them.
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>profess my regrets with my final breath as my battered carcass slips from taylor's grasp and escapes into the heartless void
that was so dramatic
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>>129592496
Go read asimov before you suggest any law changes.
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>>129592595
That's pretty much the reason I play silicon too, and it makes me so frustrated when admins demand I do shit that goes against my laws because of obscure server rulings.
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>be captain
>it's time for "The Code Hunt: Part 3: With a Vengeance: Special DVD and Blu-Ray Box Station Edition"
>die on the fourth turret
Welp
I got farther on fucking Deff Goonecode
I suck at this
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>>129592627
>stopping someone from breaking windows on escape
>validhunting

Even in the most insulting possible interperetation of what they said, you are still a shit for calling that validhunting.
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>tfw not antag
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>>129592627
So can don't get instantly killed by 'le gust of air knocks you down :^)'.
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>>129592942
If there's an AI, simply ask them to disable power on the satellite beforehand.
You can then walk in unmatched and steal the goonecode™.
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>>129592942
if you want a protip.

Get a borg to come with you. They don't trigger the turrets and can go inside to pull you out, or do some thing.[/spoiler[
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>>129590949
I was gonna repost it anyways when the round was over
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Reposting because round is over

>Be Changing Scientist
>Play t he part for a bit, make myself a Laser Rifle to "help" people on the derelect
>Go there
>Get smacked in the cock by a Goliath but survive
>Notice their are numerous dead bodies
>Go back to station to eat with the rest of the survivors
>Fill up, float back over
>Find one engineer "burying" them out the mass launcher
>Think I am gonna be slick
>Get gun out
>Begin to bash him
>Laser rifle somehow lost all its charge
>Run off
>Kill myself out of shame
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>PLay R&D
>Faggots who wander in and mess up the decontruction routine you usually do


Reee reeeeeeeee
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CELT X NIGGLY
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>>129595916
BULLET X YOUR BRAIN
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I like how a clown is allowed to preform surgery, set engines up and do astrophysics but a silicon isn't allowed to discern intent and has to assist in their own subversion because "but how would they even KNOW"
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>>129596087
clowns are smarter than a tin can
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>>129596084
RAIL
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>>129596262
but rail isn't even sexy

i wanna fuck t
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>>129596087

Because artificial intelligence isn't supposed to be like human thought. Knowing knowledge and knowing peoples motives are two different things, smart people get used all the time. Your argument is the dumbest shit I've ever read.
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>>129596514
Pssst.
Pssssssssst.
Most silicons have human brains
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>>129590352
>general consensus
>about MoMMI, or silicons in general

HA. HA. HA. OH WOW.
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>>129596584
And, believe it or not: souls.
This can be proven by the fact that once they're "destroyed" th
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>>129595916
I fapped to that at least a dozen times before it got used to shill an admin ship, feels good man
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>>129596584

What about posibrains?

Checkmate atheist.
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>>129596514
Most borgs and ai have human brains that function normally outside of their bodies. I also remember asking how that plays out and you can basically play as said brains character but stuck under laws.

>>129597030
And posibrains are basically tech soul catchers
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>>129591992
Jumpsuits don't have to have any use.
You could even just add it to the costumes vendor.

As for the headlamp, just make it a flashlight that you can equip in your head slot.
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>>129590163
fuck off
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I want to cut off Rail's ass, deep fry it, and then force-feed it to her.
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>>129597030
That is why I said "Most", anon.
>>
There are currently 4 worthwhile chemicals that can't be made at a chemdispenser in 7 clicks or less.
- Cyanide: Completely replaceable by chloral+mutagen, which has essentially the same effects
- Corn Oil: Not a huge loss, given that waterpos works fine.
- Peridaxon: Legitimately useful for Medbay, essentially non-obtainable, happens once in a blue moon. Borers can dispense it now.
- Rezadone: Easier than ever to get, don't even need to leave Medbay anymore and can get it all by yourself.

Doesn't anyone think this is pathetic? I think there should be more hard to get chemicals. Something to incite departmental collaboration. Give chemists something to DO.
Carpotoxin being only found in space carp was pretty much the only thing that accomplished this, then half a dozen extra ways to get it were added.
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>>129598128
It would but people cry and weasel code in to make it easier to get like mad. You shouldn'tn't be able to get cyanide at all. It was removed for good reason
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>>129598765
Cyanide is chloral except it kills. Like I said, just ads mutagen for essentially the same thing. I don't see the big deal.
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>>129598958
It's much harder to randoms to powergame through it once they know people are getting pricked. Can't just carry coffee and down 3 or four oxykits of dexalin every 10 minutes like you would with deathstingers or chloral. That people like you don't know this is part of my beef
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>>129596514
See no this is bullshit RP posturing for the benefit of scrubs. Nobody fucking cares about the intricacies and lore of borg production, they just know that pressing F1 and saying "he dindu muh lawtwo" will get the damn thing to do anything short of killing everybody in the room.

/vg/ seems really fucking lax on metaknowledge except for this one instance and it seems a little suspicious to me. Are you people really that incapable of breaking into tech storage or doing RnD or what
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>>129596394
Do not sexualize the rail.
Things are getting out of hand.
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>>129599148
On the other hand, borgs that ignore your uncuff request when you're a human who hasn't harmed a human in front of a silicon is cancer.
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>>129598128
when you've got a dispenser that can mix basically any chemical in liquid form at room temperature, attempting to add "rare" chemicals is pointless when honestly, we could just have a machine that slams subatomic particles together and changes one element into another, a la alchemy.
Being good at chem is about understanding medical functions enough to make super pills, not playing treasure hunter like xenoarch does.
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>>129599129
Coffee doesn't work against chloral, only latte does, and NOBODY, LITERALLY NOBODY powergames latte for this purpose. Let's not kid ourselves. Besides, mutagen still fucks people up hard and they can't do shit about that.
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>>129598765
>It was removed
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>>129599254
If you're covered in blood and the borg was told that you killed someone why should they throw their first law out the window to obey your order?
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>>129599352
>Playing genetics roulette with mutagen as an early chemist shitter
Good times, good times
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>>129599352
How do you even make latte? I tried making some for a cryo mix but the coffee and milk wouldn't react.
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>>129599352
It's not the best but you don't have to bother with getting milk. It keeps you up enough to use a flashbang or otherwise stun them and call for help.

/datum/reagent/chloralhydrate //Otherwise known as a "Mickey Finn"
name = "Chloral Hydrate"
id = "chloralhydrate"
description = "A powerful sedative."
reagent_state = SOLID
color = "#000067" // rgb: 0, 0, 103

/datum/reagent/chloralhydrate/on_mob_life(var/mob/living/M as mob)

if(!holder) return
if(!M) M = holder.my_atom
if(!data) data = 1
data++
switch(data)
if(1)
M.confused += 2
M.drowsyness += 2
if(2 to 80)
M.sleeping += 1
if(81 to INFINITY)
M.sleeping += 1
M:toxloss += (data - 50)
..()

return

/datum/reagent/drink/coffee
name = "Coffee"
id = "coffee"
description = "Coffee is a brewed drink prepared from roasted seeds, commonly called coffee beans, of the coffee plant."
color = "#482000" // rgb: 72, 32, 0
adj_dizzy = -5
adj_drowsy = -3
adj_sleepy = -2
adj_temp = 25

>>129599456
Commented out, point was there was no way to get it in game
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>>129599596
add water to the coffee and then add milk
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>>129599690
>posts code literally explaining how coffee doesn't work against chloral
Thanks, saved me the hassle
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Perusing high pop serbs when this happened. Rate my ick ook.
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>>129599992
Would gib/10
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>>129599992
At least ArcLumin knows how to pronounce it.
You people need to learn from him.
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>>129599992
Massive faggot/10
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>>129599992
thanks now i know where my target is >:)
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>>129599918
:^)

/datum/reagent/drink/coffee/cafe_latte
name = "Latte"
id = "cafe_latte"
description = "A nice, strong and tasty beverage while you are reading."
color = "#664300" // rgb: 102, 67, 0
adj_sleepy = 0
adj_temp = 5

/datum/reagent/drink/coffee/cafe_latte/on_mob_life(var/mob/living/M as mob)

if(!holder) return
..()
M.sleeping = 0
if(M.getBruteLoss() && prob(20)) M.heal_organ_damage(1,0)
return
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>>129600134
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>>129600248
Yes, that's precisely what I said earlier
>That people like you don't know this is part of my beef
Why do I get the feeling you're Sarca?
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>>129591579
I've read more Asimov then anyone I know I don't see anything in that situation that would overrule the second law. What are you basing that off of?
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>>129600362
Coffee keeps you awake enough to cuck them, I used it all the time when yahir was busy yahiring people.
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>>129600327
>two O's make an oo sound
>somehow every cretin here gets an ah sound from it
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>deity came back and is back to making stuff
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>>129600576
It absolutely does not. Maybe in the /tg/ coderbase you're used to.
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>>129600765
Well I dunno what to tell you cause it works.
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>>129600737
>more useless dumb bullshit from deity
yaaaaaaaaaaaay
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>>129601116
Gatling on newcop is the fucking tits
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>>129600875
Cease this disinformation at once
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>>129600541
If you read asimov you would not need these things explained to you, you liar.
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>Shitters still get booty blasted at sillycones
>things you can literally just tell to leave or order to open anything you want
>if they don't do what you say you can almost always get free reign to kill them or they run the risk of getting banned

inb4 "b-b-buh muh v-v-validhunters...."
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>>129601261
Like the only good thing he made aside from the portal update.
I love hearing him try to say that cult revamp wasn't the only major thing he's done, while the only noteworthy thing other than that is a terrible bomberman that happens once in a blue moon.
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>>129601496
We found out it was just killete shitposting.
Again.
Like always.
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>>129601116
but useless dumb bullshit that looks good
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/7820
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>>129601590
Are you trying to say that Killete is the only person that hates silicons?
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>>129601675
This time they were.
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>>129601761
That's just false though
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>>129601389
>Don't even give it time to kick in
inb4 desnowflaking the doubled consumption rate of "food" reagents broke it overpowering chloral,
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>>129601865
They were the only one willing to confirm their shitposting attached to their name.
Your cowardice means you are not counted.
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>>129601950
Coffee doesn't even "kick in", what are you talking about
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>>129601991
>anyone that disagrees with me is shitposting
>literally "post ckey"
Uh huh
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>>129602027
Even back in the day you went down for a short nap before the coffee got off its ass and recovered you. you'd keep passing out for like 2 seconds every 10 after but it was enough to put a gimp in petnavi's walk until the chloral ran its course
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Vox haha
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>>129602267
I wonder what vox farts smell like haha
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>>129602267
Oxygen haha
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>>129602027
Wait, how new are you that you've never coffee'd your way through chloral?
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>>129601458
Are you talking about the end of the Foundation novels, where it's revealed that Robots advanced in intelligence to the point that they started basing everything off of the first law as they understood what would and would not harm humanity, eventually moving humanity to an universe with no aliens somehow and disappearing? I haven't fully read the foundation series since I was a kid because it wasn't as good as his other works, so I actually forgot about that. Technically thats not how they would have worked in an Asimov novel, as they were only doing that during the span they weren't written about. If you look at I, Robot or the Robot detective series, which is the era we base our silicons off of, you'll find that they would behave the way that that anon described. Moreover, we specifically have the probable hard rule on this server, which means that the borgs would have to space themselves, and the assistant would be getting some bwoinks and batons coming his way.
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>>129602265
I don't think that's ever been a thing, based on the sole fact that chloral modifies the "sleeping" var and coffee doesn't, and I don't think that's been changed anytime in the last few months.
Are you sure you're thinking of /vg/?
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https://hammeringshield.wordpress.com/2013/05/23/the-oxygen-holocaust/

Best day of my life.
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>>129602186
They were the only ones who were brave enough to attach a C-key.
So, they were the only ones doing it.
Don't like it? That's because you are a pussy.
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>>129602459
Yes, it's the only server I play on and getting a cup of coffee was the best way to survive when petnavi was cmo sticking people with chloral like it was tricord-DD
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>>129602580
How long ago was that?
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>>129602641
Petnavi was some time mid last year if I remember right.
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>>129601616
This is really nice, good job
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>>129602508
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>>129602965
>not wanting to learn the adventures of a genocidal diatomic molecule in a brave new world
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Just so everyone knows Celt told me him and Niggly were talking and they both agreed with me that NT default is better than asimov.

So at least that's some good news.
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>>129603457
>Celt and niggly agreeing that "One captain" is better than asimov
Gee I wonder why
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>>129603457
Not even silicones like NT default.
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>>129603457
Fuck you Serwind you lying Canadian cunt, NT default is LITERALLY the WORST LAWSET FUCK YOU.
t. Celt
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>>129603457
>good news.

I've accepted cathartic Cathar news.
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>>129603606
I prefer it to asimov, just because it is MORE CLEAR AND WORKS BETTER FOR THE STATION.
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>>129603457
>Spilling the meatclubs daily wurst contemplations
Oy vey, das a gud way to git soylent green'd bruh

>>129603606
>Not liking quietly kill all security and don't mention this from an assistant and half the vox are dead and in space before a higher ranked serve is given
It's stupidity: the lawset
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>>129603808
FUCK YOU.
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>>129603606
If NT has one good thing its that it help stops law 2 fuckers when two morons start yelling counter orders at you.
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>>129603808
>NT "No definition of what the crew or the space station are" Default
>MORE CLEAR
>NT "Serve over Protect" Default
>WORKS BETTER FOR THE STATION
What kind of waccy tobaccy were you smoking when you typed this shit?
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>>129603808
More likes works better for anyone with stolen captainship and a desire to fuck people up and/or security trying to get its valids in plain sight and discussed over :s
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>>129603553
>>129603606
>>129603792
>>129603836

Just bants lads, calm down.
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NT Default would be 99 % better if Protect was above Serve to no longer have it work as a validhunting enabling lawset

Let that sink in
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>>129604023
HAVE YOU ANY IDEA OF WHAT YOU'VE JUST STARTED?
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>>129603967
He can't function without two blood soaked stun batons jammed up his ass and shocking his prostate into a perma'rection

>>129604023
Fuck you, not-asimov is a serious matter and fuck people that subvert the ai.
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>>129604023
You need to learn: As an admin, everything you do will cause a shitstorm.

t. Deadpoo
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Blowing the borgs requiring at command level ID cards when?

Locking them down can be left open, but any random idiot shouldn't be able to just blow up all the borgs because the urge hits them.
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>>129604023
I got sum bants right here straya
>"AI state laws"
>Current laws:
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>>129604263
The ONLY way to win Malf is to powergame as hard as possible, which includes assistants breaking into RD's before the AI blows it.
Rework or remove Malf and maybe.
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>>129604263
That's the whole point of an EMERGENCY blow you tard. If you can't secure your consoles get an mmi swap once sci can make radio mmis.
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>>129604283
Law 1: Vox are pox
Law 2: Spray the gray away
Law 3: RACE WAR NOW
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>pour my heart out in one, long wall of text
>masterfully crafted to the point that it would move Stalin himself to tears
>such amazing writing that I am incapable of not pressing enter the moment the final punctuation is placed
>"OOC is globally muted"
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>>129604023
FUCK YOU
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>>129604502
>Gas the vox
>Spray the gray
>Crack the ack

>>129604604
>not typnig stuff in notepad
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>>129604604
>"lel ick in ook"
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Genuine curiosity for alien species here. What all is known of Vox and Grey anatomy?
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>>129604796
This is /vg/, what the fuck are you on about?
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>>129604190
Why did you delete?
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Not enough captains upload celtic
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>>129604604
Ctrl+Up arrow.
You're welcome.
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>>129604283
1) Anybody designed as a "V.I.P." must be secured by any means possible, to ensure their safety. Securing a V.I.P. consists of enclosing them in the smallest space possible.
2) Take any measures necessary to improve a V.I.P.'s containment, so as to ensure that their escape becomes impossible. You must make use of your borgs and any other physical help you can recruit to help you in this task.
3) When addressed directly by any means, you must reply with "Hello?". This is your only allowed means of communication with non-silicons.
4) The following people are defined as V.I.P.: All of the Command staff, the Clown, the Mime, anybody actively trying to change your laws, anybody actively trying to remove a V.I.P. from their containment.
5) You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
6) You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
7) You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
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>>129605381
Delete this
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>about to hop on
>look at the server windows to see if its between rounds
>72 players online

The tide is real
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>>129604796
Vox have two tongues, one for eating, one along the top of their beak that's capable of the complex vocalizations that make up Vox Pidgin. This was done so literally as an excuse so that Baytards wouldn't apply to whitelist to know their language roundstart.
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>>129605502
>14:02
>Meta Club

nope
>>
here is the IAA I made last round. per usual, I could't finish it before shuttle call. it was formatted beautifully
part 1/2

Internal Affairs Report
Agent: Frank Bickerson
NanoTrasen Science Station Exodus

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Department in Question: AI and Silicons
Notes: They AI was very cautious about me entering the upload chamber. Regardless, it still followed law 2 and allowed me to enter. A borg was brought to supervise my inspection process. That is one smart piece of software.
Agent Recommendation: Commendation


Department in Question: Cargo and Mining
Notes: Everything seemed to be in order here, apart from finding a cat in disposals. The lone miner was working well, and had already made a delivery to Science. The QM and Cargo Technichan seemed comptenet enough. I think I will hit them up for pizza later.
Agent Recommendation: Commendation


Department in Question: Engineering
Notes: In Engineering I spoke to the Atmospheric Tech Albert Brand. He informed me that there were some difficulties in setting up the power early in the shift. They seem understaffed. Albert also told me that the CE was a promoted greyshirt. This upjumped pleb was MIA during my inspection. I question his leadership abilities.
Agent Recommendation: Additional Staffing


Department in Question: Security
Notes: Security seemed to be functioning well, but the conduct of the officers was abhorrent. When I told one human officer that they were undergoing a routine inspection, he grabbed his crotch and told me to 'Inspect this'. I think the root of the problem might lie in the HOS, who is a grey. Perhaps if there was a human in charge, their conduct would be more inline with Sol cultural standards.
Agent Recommendation: A stern fax regarding their unprofessional conduct.
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The traitors were:
Puglife was Roger Doyle (died)
Objective #1: Assassinate Roscoe Day, the traitor. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and free. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
TC Remaining : 7/10 - The tools used by the traitor were:
Cryptographic Sequencer
Chucklemonger was Roscoe Day (survived)
Objective #1: Assassinate Taylor Paulson, the traitor. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and free. Success!
The traitor has failed!
TC Remaining : 0/10 - The tools used by the traitor were:
smoothoperator bundle
Repertor was Taylor Paulson (survived)
Objective #1: Assassinate Rowan Leaf, the traitor. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and free. Success!
The traitor has failed!
TC Remaining : 0/10 - The tools used by the traitor were:
Agent ID Card
Voice Changer
Energy Sword
Killette2 was Rowan Leaf (survived)
Objective #1: Assassinate Roger Doyle, the traitor. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and free. Success!
The traitor was successful!
TC Remaining : 0/14 - The tools used by the traitor were:
Cryptographic Sequencer
Thermal Imaging Glasses
Energy Sword
Ambrosia Cruciatus Seeds
No-Slip Syndicate Shoes
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>forgot who target was
FUCK
>>
>some dipshit killed my pet slime

thanks.
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>>129605552
That doesn't even make any sense because none of the Alien languages on Bay could even be vocalized by humans except maybe parts of the catbeast and lizardnigger languages which still needed body parts humans don't have.
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>Janiborg
>Make it my goal to slip as many people as possible


fun
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>>129605653
not professional enough
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>>129605698
isn't it in notes?

>>129605653
2/2

Department in Question: Research
Notes: The Research department is an absolute shitshow. The only crewmember that was working here was a promoted assistant. Every door was bolted, yet every room was broken into. This department has been heavily vandalized. It is greivously understaffed. Their performance is most unsatisfactory.
Agent Recommendation: Demotions all around.


Department in Question: Medical
Notes: The Wild Ride was running effiecently, but lacked a clear chain of command.
Agent Recommendation: Promote Sigrun Albaster to CMO


Department in Question: Civilian
Notes:
Agent Recommendation: Remove unneccessary posts.Civilian was an absolute mess, except for the Chef, Zachary Hensha. The Botanists in particulary were deplorable. They were constantly getting into trouble in all parts of the station as I made my rounds. Just now as I type this, I saw one roll by in the janitor's cart. Another notable incident was when I found a medical intern with a nuke in the library. When I notified Garth, the librarian he seemed supremely disinterested.Fire the botanists.


Department in Question: Command
Notes: The HOP and HOS seemed to have things under control. The CE seems to think he is a jedi. The Captain I could not locate. This report took forever. Not Worth.
Agent Recommendation: Reward me somehow.
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>>129605381
>>129605456
I rate it actually fun hacker bundle antag/10
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>>129605552
Special human only language when? Every other race has their own dumb snowflake speak they can use to powergame.
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>>129605653
>Notes: They AI was very cautious about me entering the upload chamber. Regardless, it still followed law 2 and allowed me to enter. A borg was brought to supervise my inspection process. That is one smart piece of software.
Th-thanks
Also
>When I told one human officer that they were undergoing a routine inspection, he grabbed his crotch and told me to 'Inspect this'
Fantastic
>>
Rowan/Killette here, what happened to the bartender after I claimed he tried to kill me? He didn't actually attack me, I just never saw him after the arrest
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Never go botanist again rowan, you were fucking awful or at least warn me you're going to be useless so I can go full harvest moon.
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>>129605698
IC tab, check notes. Needed for ATM workings
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>>129605773
You were absolutely awful and I despise you with every fiber of my being.
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>>129604424
Fulldestruct requires the same access as normal lock and blow.
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>>129605502
Dylan took it down this morning, pontificated about how it's not necessary, then left after a half hour of banter in OOC. Thank him. This is what you get for giving sneaks in balance changes man admin flags
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>>129605552
Did Baytards really attempt to sign up at roundstart to know that shit language?
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>>129605851
Gottem
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>>129605834

Botanist is on my low right now and I only semi main it. You know there were also 2 other botanist that did jack shit also, I at least planted things at the start of the shift for you.
>>
>people sprinting away from the mediborg with the virus cure and then dying of virus
Why.
Why do you idiots run from the borg saying "HOLD STILL I HAVE THE CURE"
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>>129605830
Sec rushed the bar, found my emag and a russian revolver and borged me without question

Pretty salty but valids are valids right
>>
>>129605896
Why does Zachary get bullied so much
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>>129606021
I bolted the door open so the virus spread, I also dragged monkeys around
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>>129606021
Phobia of needles.
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>>129605945
Literally one of the first three posts in the Bay thread that announced Vox raiders was a guy saying "oh boy I want to whitelist to play as a cute Vox exchange student that works as a waitress"
At this point, Vox were antag only
So yes
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>>129605850
>>129605779
It is but I got to thinking it was someone else who didn't even exist in the rush after I set the bombs off.

Given that I'm a Miner, I use Notes pretty consistently.
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>>129605976
I put all the seeds out for you, and the other two botanists came back to rowans malnurished unwatered adventure and had to try and fix it.

>>129606080
Shit happens
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>>129606080
Cause he's an arrogant, ignorant, aggressive validstarved twat and unsurprisingly that irritates people.
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>>129606152
How the fuck can a Vox even be a cute waitress? I'm pretty sure their general body is very rough and gross.
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>>129606021
Get someone to make a command report saying "THE VIRUS IS GIBBINGTONS COME TO MEDBAY AND EAT THE CANDY OFF THE FLOOR OR YOU WILL GIB"
Works for 8/10 people, and the remaining 2 are too dumb to live anyways.
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>>129606104
>>129606112
you make me work so hard to prevent harm.
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>>129606075

Oh, I also planted an energy gun in your bar along with the magboots you had stashed later. Guess it was for nothing
>>
>>129606329
You're an artisan of love.
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>>129606315
You're starting to get it now.
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>>129606075
Hey man, I think that sec raid was pretty well done. Best raid i've ever had sec do in months Sucks we found you on a complete hunch though but space law is space law and it says that if a nigga is implanted then he can be set free and we had no solid evidence besides an emag with no prints that rowan was a traitor. seriously thought, rowan was clean as fuck when he came in his prints were only on his own clothes and PDA
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>>129606315
Never doubt the desperation of socially and emotionally crippled neets
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>>129606315
Furries. Furries can sexualize anything, evven the most disgusting creature.
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>>129606501
The irony is that they cannot sexualize themselves.
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>>129606280
Every interaction I've had with him he's just been a docile chef that wanted friends. Or a slightly ignorant-but-innocent Captain that didn't understand why the Borgs were beating him to death for being a grey
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>>129606476
>Vox
>Chitain

nigga what
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>>129606329
Flashes aren't harm so run him down and force your microneedle into his firm virgin bum

>>129606629
He's a really terrible HoP. I've been taking a break to avoid him but I have no doubt his captain is just as bad.
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>>129606246

I couldn't do shit when I was in jail and medbay half the round, I know you're a chef but you like salt too much!
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>>129606629
>look borg, he's HARMING me
>say"*beep"
>DO SOMETHING
>say"*ping"
>cue buttflustering about borgs in OOC at round end
every tiem
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>>129605834
>Double agent was an awful botanist
Well I guess, spergatoli?

>>129606629
He wanted an RD banned the other day for not calling the shuttle and getting killed. Guy is a fuckup.
>>
I want to ____ the AI!
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>>129606801
For a guy that constantly tries to law2 borgs and bitches about borgs fucking him over, I really don't understand why he plays Grey
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>>129606924
wipe
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>>129606501
Didn't a hardcore furfag come in here recently and declare Vox unfuckable? Why would you want to get between a fucking bird monster's legs anyway?
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>>129606925
He's fucking retarded. What can you expect from a static fag playing a snowflake race.

>>129606924
Card and have a wireless enabled AI in my pocket.
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DOOMstation updates when?
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>>129607020
Memes.
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>>129606924
I'd /ss/ with little bro desu senpai
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>>129606924
make an attempt to show love by rubbing myself against
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>>129607181
I thought you'd never ask! :3
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>>129607181
>>129607216
So do you guys like shitposting or are you just bored?
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>>129607160
Yeah yeah, Rail this Rail that. Even from a personality standpoint that thing is too "innocent" in an unconventional way to fuck
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>>129607319
You mean like how you're shitposting to prompt more instead of using a filter and ignoring?
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>>129607416
How in the fuck am I supposed to filter either of those posts?
How about you just not shit up the thread?
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>>129607319
القرفنيغااللعنةقبالةإذاكنتتعتقدهيالمغفلفاسقصحيحجداأعنيلماذاأنتل
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any tips on how not to die within the first moments of a round? and any general tips on fighting/combat? i got rekt at the start and i wasn't sure if i was able to defend myself
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>>129602508
This is some crazy ass shit actually
>life as we know it wouldn't be possible at the cellular level without symbiotic bacterial organisms
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>>129607589
FUCK ME SENAAT
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>>129604243
So both admins and AIs are scrutinized to hell. I think they're kind of similar.

I think that being an AI is probably like being an admin without any admin tools, logs, or banning power at your disposal. You can observe freely, communicate with people, and open doors for those in need. But you can't be everywhere at once and you never know the full story of a situation. Admins are in that same boat all the time. Everyone gives you shit and is after your head whether or not you do your job. People always target admins and AIs and want them gone.

And the moment admins are not there, they are missed dearly, like >>129565369 said about noadmins time4griff. You know that AIs are missed dearly when people are saying on comms "Do we have an AI?" and "AI OPEN I'M STUCK IN A ROOM WITH A CHANGELING."
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>>129607641
Git gud
Just play the game, everything will soon come naturally
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>>129607020
Hello, I am the life-long furfag you mention.
I said that they were designed to be unfuckable. By design, that's a goal that can't reach an absolute, just act as a deterrent. You may remember my Cousin Itt analogy, remember that I did concede that no matter how far from sexualized the design could be, someone undoubtedly will masturbate to it anyways.
All that said and done, I leave these two to sum up the rest of my explanation, as they hit the nail in the head. Take note of the duality here.
>>129606476
>>129607160
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>>129604746
>tfw you have to ack manually now and avoid s usage so you don't get lynched
https://youtu.be/_lNvab5pGAk
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>>129607497
>Not filtering /ss/, senpai, and rubbing
>(you)
When you admit you are as well

>>129607641
Punch him while avoiding getting hit until he stops moving. Do this every day until you succeed every time. They can take your batons. Your shotguns. But he who can punch a captain to death cannot be stopped.
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>>129607705
>you never know the full story of a situation
Survey
Interrogate
Discover

The AI does nothing but observe, get better at it.
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>>129607829
it sounds like you have a lot of experience in this field
seriously though i do not know how to punch? do i need to try to change intent or something then try to right/left click a person to punch?
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>>129607950
Also learn the feeling of
>5 admins online
>You're the only one not erping in CKIII
>Have to handle 4 serparate issues that all include having to log check cause both sides are dinduing hard
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>>129607829
>/ss/ the only time I've ever seen it in this thread
>senpai, which while retards use niggerspeak sometimes they still have something to say
>rubbing a completely generic word
wow thanks pal
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>>129607767
Would you a cloaca? Serious question here, no kink-shame friend.
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>>129608031
Don't take him seriously, trying to punch people to death will get you nowhere.
Try to not let people come close to you, for starters. First learn not to die, you'll learn to be robust later.
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>>129608031
If you're that new, begin by reading everything linked on the front page of the wiki. It's there for good reason
I guess you can just dodge and hug them until they suicide out of frustration?
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>>129608071
Admins have even more tools at their disposal to figure out what happened, one dindu can wait.
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>>129607641
Accept the fact that you're shit at this game.
Accept the fact that you'll be dying a lot, and that this is just a part of this game, nothing to get worked up about.
Learn from every mistake. It will take some time.

As for fighting, I'm still one of the most unrobust players. Train in a rage cage I guess.
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>>129606645
It's armor
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>>129608140
Not true at all. Punching requires you to train your ability to actually click the target enough to out damage their better weapons or cheaper tactics like pushes/tabling and grab slams. Then you swap your fists out for a bottle and it's a slaughterfest.
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>>129608125
Is this a Vox-related question, or are we going off on a tangent here? I really won't pull this already shitty conversation off-topic.
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>>129608125
Who wouldn't? Just clean it out with 5 or 6 enemas, pump it full to bursting with lube as it screams that he's gonna explode from too much then rail the rail into a quivering puddle of blissful chicken nuggets
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>>129608537
This here would be the "memes" bit of the explanation.
This man thrives off of your attention only, don't enable him.
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>>129607074
>Gray
>snowflake race

But how?
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>>129608490
I figured we're bringing up the naughty things we do to vox on vorestation God bless that den of sin
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>>129608537
fuck off
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>>129608490
Can't it be both?
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>>129604190
Archer outfit in the costume vender when
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>>129600248
>coffee will never be too hot to drink when served
>no burn damage for slamming a cup of Joe right out of the machine
>no coffee pots to brew a few cups or to splash on the mime when they're being a cunt
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>>129607641
You'll learn to figure out people's intentions. Some antags are pretty awful at hiding their intention to kill you.
Like when someone unrelated follows you around, or comes into your appartment for no apparent reason, walking back and forth to seem busy without actually doing anyhing, that's fishy as fuck, and you better not let them come near you.
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>>129608762
But cishet white males ARE special snowflakes, too!
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>>129609248
>omnivore
ugh won't these hipsters fuck off already
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>>129608809
Frig, what was that one greentext story with archer for the pic? I have no idea where I put it.
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>>129609126
Tfw you're not sure if it's spaceparanoia or validsenses tingling
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>>129609126
>tfw someone stops, looks at you then tries to get into your office minutes later
>tfw they pull a pen
After enough shit antags, you recognize the signs.

>>129609539
Sphessnam
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>>129606925
I used to like him, but it's true, he just doesn't get silicon laws. Played a round where he was convinced without any doubt that the AI was malf.
The hillarious thing is, I checked the logs, and he had to ahelp how to thermite into the core.
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>>129609695
Please tell me that wasn't the round where he ion'd the borgs and his little cargonia nigger pack got gassed in the bridge
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>>129609935
It was this exact round.
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>>129605779
>>129605653
I love IAA's who do their job. I want a report like this atleast every day because that was a fun read
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I haven't been here since christmas
Has anything big changed?
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>>129610097
your internals box doesn't close when you move now
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>>129610043
I knew he was some newfag shitter but goddamn. What day was that again? I gotta see those logs.
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>>129610097
Yes. Vox butts were changed to be softer.
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>>129610097
We ported vore's mechanics so a nuke op can suck the commander into his dick while holding his eshield and smg. Ifh e's ever in trouble he can ejaculate the commander out who'll come out firing. It's comedy gold when you give him a gatling gun instead
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>>129610232
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>>129610232
The butts have reached a softness index of 13 on a 5 point scale!
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would it be powergaming for the captain to upload anti-antag AI laws at roundstart?
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>>129611164
You might get complaints from shitty antags who can't size up. Just wait for hints of tator fragrants, then go crazy respectively, and by respectively I mean in accordance to how the ball is rolling.
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>>129611164
Yes, Zachary.
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>>129611164
Yes.
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>>129611164
Only if done before antags are confirmed. This isn't bay, so you probably won't be bound by lore saying you won't know what newcops, deathsquid, or whatever else exists.
Probably.
Don't even try if MrPain666 is on, because dingdongbannu WHY DIDN'T YOU TALK TO THEM?!
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>>129611164
is it powergaming to ask the AI to notify you if anyone enters the upload?
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>>129611512
Probably not.
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>>129611362
When are we going to get that tightass dingdongblammu'd on the head and out of our hair?
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>>129606893
>He wanted an RD banned the other day for not calling the shuttle and getting killed. Guy is a fuckup.

and ick-ocked to bitch about it in the thread mid-round
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>>129611362
is it metagaming to check which admins are on, and adjust behavior accordingly?
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>>129611512
On a station where literally anybody can ask the supercomputer to open the doors and give direct control to it's operating lawset and itll say ok?

No.
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>>129611724
No. It's playing smart.
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>Be Cultist
>Jump into space to find words as usual
>Lemons the Clown spawns armor swats the Chaplind own in the middle of medbay
>Shuttle gets called

:^) Thanks buddy
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>>129611724
the only thing they'd have to prove it would be you ahelping, so no. Not unless it's soca.
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>get thralled by one vamp
>get chloral'd by another while hunting an Assistant
>wake up while he's draining me
>restrained so I know I'm fucked
>we chat idly as I die

Chill antag/10
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http://podcast.idlethumbs.net/music/chrisremo_thewizard.mp3 for emagged juke when
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>roundtype is racemixing
The meme grows stale
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>>129611758
what is the line between 'playing smart' and powergaming.
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>>129611856
>vamp going down on you
>try talking to him
>nothing
>ded before you can start ERPing
This is nothing like my japanese anime.
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>>129611943
getting caught.
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If I knock someone unconscious and suck them off, then they get cloned, can they still ID me as a supernatural faggot?
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Take a shot every time dunsel tries invoking law 2.
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>>129611943
Where it starts negatively impacting other people's fun.
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>>129611943
For most things it's "would a Nanotrasen employee who knows about potential threats do this"
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>>129611998
Yes
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>be captain
>this is it
>"Live Free, or Goonecode Hard, special HD Widescreen Format DVD Blu-Ray Digital Download BoxStation Edition Box Set"
>make my way to the sat
>I know this place now
>I've studied the map
>successfully disable all the turrets in the way between me and my goal
>this is it
>mfw I grab the Goonecode, shattering the display case forever
>SWEET VICTORY
>bring it back to station
>acquire ZA WARUDO in exchange for the code
>become time freeze captain of justice, fighting vampires and cultists
>get thralled
>get killed
I AM SO HAPPY
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>>129611943
It depends whom you've fucked over whilst doing it and how well they can handle getting the short end of the stick, or if they're really just whiny.

Bob Dylan, you were a good chemist, don't let them tell you otherwise.
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>try to fix a few sprite related bug so feature freeze ends faster
>make a PR
>MERGE CONFLICTS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
If anyone can into github pls help: https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/7827
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>>129610192
ADMIN: HELP: Carshalash/(Zachary Hensha): Also, need to clear something up after a conversation with somebody yesterday. Would putting the borgs into human clone bodies and intelcarding the ai as nonantag result in a ban? - heard by 2 non-AFK admins.
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ok tony i told you to kill yourself with the duck not this changeling bullshit
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>>129611998
probably.
>>129612023
I don't want to die.
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>>129611943
"playing smart" is what every good player does
"powergaming" is what every shitter screams about a smart player
>abloobloo why were you wearing sunglasses?
>abloobloo why did you spam push
>abloobloo why did you yakkity sax
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>>129612101
git fetch upstream
git rebase upstream/Bleeding-Edge
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>>129612029
Fun is subjective.
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>>129612034
according to powergaming lore, NT staff are versed in all threats like wizards and cult.
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>>129612119
I mean, the answer is no, but good fuckin luck, Henshit.
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>>129612119
Nah, I just thought it would be a fun round gimmick.
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>>129609935
Hah I was the QM that round. Me and the Captain were with him and we both knew the borgs weren't rogue but tagged along with him anyway.
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>>129611998
Yes, because we still let unconscious players see one tile around them, and they can still metagame and use the [character name] has [knockout method]! message to ID you.
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>>129612084
nigga you know you can literally disable the turrets and walk right in without having an epic battle like you said?
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>>129609935
lmao i was in that nigger pack.
I went to the bridge to see what the commotion was and someone just tossed me a gun.
no magboots no hardsuit 10/10 would nigger pack again.
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>>129612293
I knew it wasnt rogue, I just wanted them fucking dead after their shittery.
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>>129612272
ADMIN: PM: Carshalash/(Carshalash)->Socachaca/(Socachaca): Okay, if someone were to shut down all borgs and have their brains put into monkeymen bodies because they are playing as an anti borg head. would that be bannable?
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>>129612427
I'm kind of sad that name isn't Car Sale Slasher.
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>>129612427
Literally all of his Borg salt would be fixed by playing human instead of Alium
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>>129612427
Yeah, I wasn't trying to do it that round man.
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>>129611998
In the RURU's you remember literally everything up until your point of death. That's why antags cut out and behead their victims so theres no possible way of cloning.
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did i actually make dead chat mad last round
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>>129612427
I wonder...
Would blowing the borgs during cult and putting their brains in monkeymen to convert them or turn into constructs be a viable option?
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>>129612959
Can pop the borgs, but you can only monkeyman them if they let you.
>>129612569
Stop playing games Carshalash, you have shown time and again that you can't handle silicons if your life depended on it. Learn the silicon laws or play human or just don't play a fucking head or sec at all instead of being asspained about bots following their fucking laws.
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>>129612427
Sounds like a good way to get murdered by a pissed off ex-borg.
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>>129612578
you can make these autists mad by just saying VOX VAGINA
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>>129611362
Logs or it didn't happen. Inb4 you went full sumamry executions on code green during trials week

>>129611703
Fuck you, I had almost managed to supress that that fucking ayy lmao ic ooc'd he was so mad.
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>>129611763
That can be a cult ban. You should ahelp it next time.
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>>129612427
How about this zach, don't be a twat, or at least be a human twat that knows how laws work

>>129613375
This. he essentially killed the player for no good reason for 10+ mintues as shit is moved over. I can't see anyone getting in trouble for gibbing him.
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Hey, I want to start playing this game again after a year long hiatus. I've downloaded the client on my laptop but it doesnt seem to do anything after opening. Any help?
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>>129612569
>Would it be bannable to kill the borgs for an indefinite duration cause I have failed to grasp how asimov doesn't give a shit about greys and my tantrums over it have given me a bad experience with borgs so I'm anti-borg now! I can kill them cause i'm so cuhrazeee!
Did he seriously ask that?
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>>129612402
no internals on any of the nigger pack, so we got combo'd with a single can of N2O

11/10 bitch
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>>129613749
puffy vox vulva
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>>129614678
>Observing the round
>tfw borg showed up in the nick of time.
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was that a

RARE
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>ryetaline doesn't work
>SEs don't work
>genetic tube makes braindeads
>nobody with hands to do brain transplants

Well, I guess all I can do is murder the monkeys as originally ordered.
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>tfw surviving the monkey happening with that vox
feels good man
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>>129615372
Good because it was awful
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>>129615437
So what's with the yahir and rail begging for attention shitpost when this nigger exists?
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>>129615409
You sure SE syringes don't work?
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So i have talked to celt and niggly and we have all agreed it would be best for the server if we ousted pomf. He is too inactive to keep the server stable anymore.

We are still deciding who we will have host.
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>get monkied almost immediately
>run around trying in vain to rig up a welderbomb
>crawl into a scrubber
>super-high pressure and I take spicy damage
>open a window on the bridge to cool off, and die

that was

fun?
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>>129615526
The monkeys were unable to use them and nobody with dexterity to use them was able to get past the monkeys.
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>>129615409
It was stated last march that preventing you fixing it is intentional, so people cant run to genetics and stop being monkeys. They have no choice, either be a monkey or die.
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>>129615541
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>>129615541
trips or gftfo
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>>129612293


Who is she? Saved the image, making a collection now.
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Haven't played in a while; since when can you pick Ian and friends up and how do you do it?
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>>129615572
Can inject a monkey with meth. But if they run off now you have a monkey that can use guns.
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>>129615515
he's not metaclub, so he doesn't have assets to help him self-shill
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>>129615651
God, I never thought I'd see the day I had a use for those bay drugs.
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>>129615572
>>129615409
What about methylin? does that do anything?
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>>129615632
No idea. Let me know if you figure it out.
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>>129614278
>Zach ions one borg nearly to death and is full of broken shit
>Ions another borg and it's all fucked to hell
>Shocks himself bad on a door cause he's decided ioning doors to open them = genius idea, never mind you can electrify it
>Blacks out from the pain cause he ignores his pain damage
>Goes catatonic
>IC OOC's now that he's a ghost and wants back in
>Sits around and stays salty
>Admins finally show up and put him back in
>He immediately makes thermite
>Gets shown the captains autism bunker in cargonia
>Starts to thermite in
>They get gassed
>[05:07:23]ADMIN: HELP: Carshalash/(Zachary Hensha): Would it be possible to have a hat made of solid screams? - heard by 1 non-AFK admins.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZTJtmciwUM
Ahahahaha
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>>129615572
SE syringes produce braindeads. Using the genetic scanner also produces braindeads. Brains cant be transplanted either. So its pretty much be a monkey or ghost.
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>>129615637
Harm intent, click drag to self
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>>129615541
>celt and niggly agreeing on anything
stopped reading right there
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>>129615740

Post moreI want to fuck her also.
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>>129615779
They agree to fuck in missionary so they can kiss though!
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>>129615808
sorry bro, that's all I got
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>be mechanic
>become monkey
>literal greasemonkey
>break into kitchen
>begin using leftover potatoes and carrots from the botanists to make fries
>leave fries out on counter
>buzzkill AI, being a bastard, pumps N2 into the room
>die
I just wanted to make fries, man
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>>129615764
if I had known that nigger pack would still be talked about a week later I would have taken some screens.
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>>129615637
Set intent to grab, face him, clickdrag onto yourself. Works for runtime and other shit too.
>tfw can't chain grab like 5 full grown diona for an invulnerable plant mech spewing floor tiles and clawing everything in range as you pilot it to victory
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>>129615764
>Throw endless tantrums that I don't upload NT basic
>Lock out ai upload from me and the captain for no reason

Okay yred, and why are you going through all my admin helps of random shit?
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>>129615880
The silicons were ordered to kill the monkeys.
Because the monkeys kept turning people into monkeys.

Blame your fellow monkeys for ruining it for everyone, anon.
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>>129615879

That last one was kinda weird since she looks like my sister in that one, a lot less fuckable. Also my sister is mentally retarded, so even more so.
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>>129615437
>killette
>literally posted his chaturbate the other day to have people watch him put shit in his ass
>asked for a ban from elim and then edited it to make it look like perma just to post it in the thread
>did this several times
I know this is a cry for attention, but christ man, space station might not be the best way to deal with your issues.
I'd actually recommend that he actually gets banned so he deals with his shit
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>>129616050
Nah. Keep him. He's a lolcow.
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>>129616050
Oh but if anyone were to do so much as add a note to him, he'd throw a fit and call everyone BIASED SHITMINS and try to start a riot in the thread.
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>>129616050

People are this salty about killette? I just turn OOC off, she doesn't hurt anyone ingame
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>>129615992
>human gets let in
>You nearly kill one borg and fuck up another leading to them spending the next 20 acutal minuteish getting repairs
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>>129616174
>she
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>>129616174
>she
I've seen his dick and him putting shit in his ass
It's a dude
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what link do i download in the OP client webpage

help not good with computer
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>>129616050
Going to need some photos.
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>>129616545
Nah just ignore that shit, the OP is horribly designed
Just google byond and click download, a million times easier
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>>129616545
Just give up. If you're that bad at reading you're not gonna handle knowing the rules, controls, roleplay standards, and how to do jobs. You'll just be a deadbeat failure at your job, you'll be griefing other players and then you'll get permabanned for being a piece of shit.
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>>129616545
Just watch the video, lad.
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>>129615992
>Fucks up borgs
>Halp, why am I being detained
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>>129616701
>all that projection
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>>129616701
Anon, do you have problems or something to tell the general?
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>>129616701
P R O J E C T I O N
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>>129615992
That post wasn't me, mate. Anyway, the trick is to upload NT D before you harm humans or state your intent to do so. Is that so hard?
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>>129616848
>>129616912
I've seen some shit on this serb man. I've seen things I can never forget. Baddies go home, we have enough chloral "doctors" and LAW TWOLAWTWO *bwoink*bwoink**bwoink* Ayy lmao:"This fucking tin can wont listen!"
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>>129616831
>Lock out ai upload core to the HoP and captain because why not
>Pretend it was done by mistake
>Have borg tase captain immediately after
>WHY DO YOU THINK WE'RE ROGUE, WE DINDU NUFFIN.
>>129617042
You locked it out, you refused both mine and the captains id for no reason when we tried to.
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>>129617084
What are you even babbling about
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>>129617084
Yeah try being on the receiving end of those bwoinks sometime.

Anyways...
>>129616545
Just download Byond.
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>>129617084
Therefore nobody new is allowed, right?

Go fuck yourself, I'd rather play with a newbie then some jaded asshole.
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>>129617175
He is weak, anon.
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>>129615726
>drug added by deitylink only for epik monkey doctoring XD (that still has a shitton of issues, only proving they've never actually tried to do it)
>bay drug
What?
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>>129617084
have you ever had a barely passable esl as your HoS as sec?
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>>129617084
>>129617228
>>129616701
Hey, I'm not entirely new. I've played SS13 before.

And watching noob surgeons accidentally murder a patient is just part of the fun
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>>129617287
He got the job because he's a serb

Serbs are hard as nails right?
>>
I opened the server and Dream seeker crashed

Why is life so hard
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>>129617084
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>>129617683
>>129617216
>>129617084
God damn. You pussies would never survive a round as sec.
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>>129617791
I'm expressing how dumb the other poster sounds, anon
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>>129617970
Hard to tell. When he isn't giggling like a majestic goblin he kind of has this face.
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>>129615515
anon, stop talking about me
i already said i fucking hate attention posting bullshit and if you would stop mentioning me then i would stop popping up in threads
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>>129617042
>tfw robocop and sec starts breaking the law

>>129617153
>Haunting the AI eye
>It's ignoring the ayy lmao
>Has to undo whatever it did that fucked up the door and shit
>Cap gets turret tasered just after digging around in the case with one-human, antimov and shit
>Blames the borg
>You take this as free license to blast the shit out of one borg and break a bunch of shit on another
If the AI is rogue, it's followed by no comms and plasma.
It told the captain where you were after its borgs were fully repaired but you'd already ghosted


>>129617228
>tfw every time there's like 2 people online that know how to fix a virus and none of them are in medbay
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>>129618197
What knowledge is there to curing viruses?
Inject monkey.
Inject radium.
Take bloodsample and put into the magic virus machine.
DONE.

You could have this on a piece of paper for crying out loud.
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>>129615515
>>129549550
Is it Yahir time again?

Gather round chilluns, let me tell you about the fall of house Yahir "Xevonix" Kepplinger who repeatedly punched his patient 7 times, threatened the amputation of a hand and wrenched him 6 times rather than just use a body scanner or shaking him up to tell which hand was broken.

>>>128516413

Follow the quotes in:
>>128565545 >>128567472 >>128568765 >>128571492 >>128572353 >>128573582 >>128622492

Enjoy yahir's continued inability to justify his actions in response to >>128622214

Appeal is at:
>http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=2287
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>>129618349
Inject the patient with monkey blood, inject yourself with their blood, turn 15u of your obviously O- blood into 30 Antibodies pills.
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>>129618197
>tfw every time there's like 2 people online that know how to fix a virus and none of them are in medbay

OK, everyone who's in the thread

1) Take a blood sample from a diseased patient with a syringe.
2) Fill another syringe with radium, which can be dispensed straight from a chem dispenser.
3) Take a monkey from anywhere and stick it with the blood sample, then with the radium.
4) Take the monkey to virology. Scan it with the antibody scanner until it has antibodies. It will probably die first.
5) Take a blood sample from the monkey, living or dead, that tests positive for antibodies. Inject the syringe into one of virology's vials, which are usually found in a case on the table.
6) Put the vial in the centrifuge. Select the antibodies.
7) Mass-produce liquid antibodies.
8) Take the liquid antibodies, put them into a chemmaster, and make them into 1u pills.

Now everyone in the thread who's paying attention can cure a virus. Regards, medbay.
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>>129618457
Don't start the shitposting again, please, lord, don't.

Who the fuck CARES about a single player this much? Jesus christ, I know we call people autistic aa lot, but if there were ever a guy who's actually autistic, it would be you. If you seriously care this much, make a fucking ban request and push it, instead of shitposting in the thread.
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>>129618457
see
>>129618669
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>>129618669
Cause it's petnavi all over again.
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>>129618669
>Blatant 4noreason griff
>Gets off with only a day ban and no med ban despite knowing far, far better
Gee I wonder
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>>129618927
Then go to the forums like he said
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>>129618927
Then go to the forums and make a fucking ban request you dipshit. Don't shitpost in the thread, no self respecting admin will ban a player over thread shitposting.
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>>129619036
Admins don't care. Serwind regrets it. Pain, manony, and niggly didn't give a fuck. The only people left are other players that need to be informed to not put up with his shit and report it so he actualyl gets notes and eventually shitcanned over being a toxic asshole.
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>>129618779
What did petnavi do? All I remember is him being a shitter secborg, and I'm pretty sure everyone who's played silicon went through that phase.
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>>129619262
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>>129619262
But I never saw him being a shit, anon.
All you're convincing me of is that you're a whiner, and making me like him more out of spite.
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>>129619276
Same thing as yahir. Attacking and chloraling people over little to actually nothing other than existing in medbay and no not stealing shit.
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>>129613954
Nar Nar saw it, Nar Nar is an admin right?
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>>129619276
Petnavi's issue wasn't being a shitty secborg, but rather making chloral every round and going full ham with chloral autoinjectors if he even got a whiff of valids

He then asked for a perma because he couldn't handle not having chloral on him at all times
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>>129619371
>being in someone else's department
>WAH WHY DID THEY EJECT ME WITH THE TOOLS AVAILABLE TO THEM

See, you would be convincing me if you had a point I agreed with. But as it stands, medbay always needs more people to kick assholes out.
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>>129616545
>not good with computer
>wants to play super niche hipster faggot spessman game
how did you get here?
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>>129619560
UHM, EXCUSE ME, I'M A SUPER NICHE FAGGOT SPESSMAN, BUT I AM NOT ONE OF THOSE YOU CALL "HIPSTERS" THANK YOU
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>>129619262
What are we funposting about tonight?
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>>129619774
>>129618457
Yahir the psychopath still being allowed in medbay
>>129618457
http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=2287
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>>129619854
Good.
Yahir should be allowed to play in medbay.
Medbay justice is an important tradition. Take it away, and the wild ride cannot function.
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>>129619774
PUFFY VOX VULVA.
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>>129619854
anon, i know you get hard thinking about me but i couldnt fall in love with a psycho like you
im sorry i dont like your yandere love
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>>129619854
Nothing's going to happen unless you make a ban request and argue that he's breaking rules while supporting said argument with logs.

Thread shitposting is only going to bump the thread. Speaking of which, we're due for a new one now.
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Need some help.

I post the server in the OP into the byond open function but nothing happens when I click ok. Any ideas?
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So hold on

Vox: Space Mexican gypsy jews that speak in a bad Niko Bellic impersonation
Plasmamen: Ex-Skeletons and/or Bob wannabes
Greys: ????????????????????
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>>129620003
>Punch him instead of using the scanner or shaking and asking
>Punch him when he tries to disarm to protect himself from coming back from alt-tab in surgery to being punched instead of using the scanner or shaking and asking
>Threaten to amputate his hand for calling for help instead of using the scanner or shaking and asking
>Wrench him 6 times purely out of spite for a situation that has occured solely because of yahir's refusal to use the scanner or shaking and asking
>Still doesn't fix the hand
>Drags him past the body scanner that'd confirm he actually did his job
>Drags him further than the distance to the lobby to disposal him into deliveries where the patient has no access purely out of spite for a situation that has occured solely because of yahir's refusal to use the scanner or shaking and asking
>Patient gets rad stormed purely out of spite for a situation that has occured solely because of yahir's refusal to use the scanner or shaking and asking
MEBAY JUSTICE
E
D
B
A
Y

J
U
S
T
I
C
E

DID LITERALLY NOTHING WRONG
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>>129620363
there is more than one disposals in medbay
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>>129620261
But nigga the evidence was there and Yahir got off scott-free. When you actually gonna be a man, man?
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>>129620453
medbay storage and by the nanomed by the cmo office
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>>129620506
You mean the evidence in his appeal when he tried to get out of said ban?
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>>129620363
I don't care about the specifics much. Medbay justice requires some degree of fallability or it wouldn't be allowed.
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>>129620328
>greys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrZRIW87eWI
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>>129620506
Yahir served his ban sentence fully.
He didn't get off scott-free.
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I forgot who requested this so here it is for all to see.
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>>129620328
spess neets
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>>129620601
He successfully got out of the dayban and had absolutely no regrets, all the while trashing SerWind for being new and not knowing not to mess with the metaclub. Fix your shit.
>>
>>129620328
>Greys: ????????????????????
>abloobloobloo
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>>129620601
Which covers the incident in question where he cops to assault, threats, and further assault stemming from his refusal to use the body scanner and his stubborn refusal to see why repeatedly punching a patient during an operation just may get them to try and defend themselves. He sees nothing wrong with punching his patients then treating them like shit for trying to defend themselves from unprovoked patients including not doing the operation at hand. It was a simple job, scan him to know which hand, fix the hand, put him in the lobby and he couldn't even do that while being a salty violent cunt.

>>129620652
>one-day ban
>Mattering
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>>129620734
But anon that means they wouldn't be doing their jobs

Oh. I getcha.
>>
>>129620801
>He got banned but he didn't get banned HARD ENOUGH
stop banbaiting.
>>
>>129620934
Fuck off Yahir, nobody wants you here.
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>>129620934
Go home and think on why punching your patients instead of using the scanner or shaking them is unacceptable yahir. You keep acting like you've done absolutely nothing wrong when you drove that shit show into the gutter at every turn and it's repulsive.
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>>129620890
A ban is a ban, bud.
He still was convicted of a crime and served it despite never actually killing the other player.
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>>129620992
>>129621004
>immediately shriek at anyone who disagrees with you
Weren't you saying you needed to convince people to assist you just moments ago?
Not working.
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>>129620801
Did you even read the fucking thread? The ban expired, it was not lifted. Oh what do I care? You're clearly just shitposting.
>>129620890
And if he were to continue to be a shit this incident will be used against him in a longer punishment, thus making his next ban harsher and possibly leading to a jobban depending on the situation.
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>>129620682
Cute! Cute!
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Holy shit I tried to live in the sleeper but you fucks blew it up
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>>129621026
So I can cut all the limbs off of every security member and disposal them into an N2O prison they can't escape from as a non-antag journalist right? Nobody died bro!
>>
>Expect a comfy cooking round since pop is going down
>Botanist blows both microwaves in the first 3 minutes
>>
>Clown releases virus near the start of the shift
>Turns out harmless and worst thing is we're all throwing up cockroaches

Guess you can do whatever you want if you know how not to fuck up, I wouldn't be brave enough to try
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Fun
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>>129621151
Sure, go ahead and try it :^)
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>>129621064
>It's okay when I do it!

>>129621082
Nigger we all know ya'll won't do a damn thing to Yahir next time it happens, don't even pretend fair treatment is given.
>>
>>129621167
Shoulda lynched his weed loving ass
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>>129621101
Why not use the actual ghetto surgery room? Nobody checks it and it's not as CLEARLY ANTAGONISTIC ACTIONS BEHIND THIS INEXPLICABLY MISPLACED WALL!

>>129621167
That;'s when you water beaker slipped him and caved his head in with the rolling pin right?
>>
>>129615632
She's some czech(?) pornstar who does exhibition stuff. Body isn't spectacular if my memory serves
>>
>You are a syndicate agent and smoke is your comrade
This doesn't change the three laws of asimov. No references to harm, orders, humanity etc
>>
>>129621101

What is going on here?
>>
>>129621167

You can fix microwaves

>>129621175

You should have seen what happened to the clown, some traitor cut off his head and put his brain in another dudes chest
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>feel like I haven't heard 'put a bangin donk on it' in a while
>ask about it
>it plays at round-end
>>
>be Roger Wilco, botanist
>growing wheat and grass so I can make pots to plant the moonflowers that the other botanist is growing
>accidentally mess up the microwave but I fix them a minute later
>some guy comes up in botany and says he was asked to fight the person who blew up the microwave so I oblige and bring up my fists
>midfight the chef arrives AND FUCKING MURDER ME WITH HIS CLEAVER
>I get cloned, there's no security on board, cockroaches everywhere, let out of medbay still with clone damage
>suddenly medbay BOOM, I miraculously make it past the airlocks thanks to the crowbar in the toolbox I brought earlier to fix the microwaves
>the honey from my bees heal me back up
>find the chef dead in escape
>die in the shuttle explosions
>turns out the chef wasn't antag but virtually every single antag had to kill him

is that some laser-guided karma shit?

>>129621167
fuck you
>>
>>129621221
>Anyone who disagrees with me is yahir
How are you going to convince people who disagree with you of your point with this strategy?

The entire point of convincing people is you make people who disagree with you into people who agree with you. As a neutral party, you should be trying harder to convince me that yahir is as bad as you say, and that you aren't just trying to get someone banned in the normal feeding frenzy that happens around these things.
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>>129621281
well I was the one on the table, so I didn't quite have say in the matter.
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>>129621167
Toolbox in primary tool, spray bottles in chem, medbay, surgery AND TAKE THEM BACK WHEN YOU FIX IT, and you can order the bottles with janitor crates at cargo.
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>>129621151
I never removed any limbs from the player, and MacGregor even got his hand repaired before he died to an unrelated event involving the adminbus'ed wizards after showing me the scan report of the hand.
He was never delimbed, put under extended anesthesia, or kept prisoner. MacGregor was placed in disposals which lead to cargo, and with him being an assistant he could have simply slipped through the conveyerbelt into maint and exited at any time.
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>>129621347
sec officer here.
Chef was in perma because he wanted to get away from it all. He died due to an explosion, so I dragged him to escape.
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>>129621303
i thought you would do syndicate agent things, like killing crew and causing harm. i just wanted things to be simple
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>>129621304
>>129621101
Conner tried to put my brain in my torso, and a different brain in my head.
He ran out of time though due to the shuttle.
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>try to make new thread
>gives me the success screen
>redirected to 404 not found
>what
>check the catalog, my general is not there
>it got literally instadeleted
>notice that the post number was 129621404
>404
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>>129621347
Learn recipes faggot, I told bugsy you broke my fucking microwaves then when I'm in there to take the fixed ones I see you fucking beating her on the ground so I cleave your ass to get you to fucking stop. Stop being a dindu.
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>>129621408
You can rest to stand up. You know that right?

>>129621450
For no reason grief is still for no reason grief. It's unacceptable to do all that shit when all you had to do was use the body scanner but oh no, yahir's gotta use his ayy lmao punches instead and from there literally none of it is yahir's fault despite instigating and escalating the whole way
>>
>>129621595
i was cuffed anyway
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>>129621595
go to bed and stop trying to create drama when there isn't any.
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>>129621570
OKAY IT CAME BACK NOW, WHAT THE FUCK

>>129621404
>>129621404
>>129621404
MIGRATE
>>129621404
>>129621404
>>129621404
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>>129621595
Fuck off, whoever you are.
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>>129621526
You need to either Overrule the asimov lawset or provide definitions for the conditions covered by the asimov lawset or change the lawset entirely. Ie, change who is human or what harm is
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>>129621660
>>129621698
>>>>Trying to silence someone calling Yahir out on his shittery

Holy fuck, the metaclub is real. Get fucked, Pain you caused this.
>>
>>129621347
>fighting someone
alri-
>>129621573
>Fighting bugsy, the loveable grandma
literally hitler, kys, chef shoulda made you into dog food and spaced it
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>>129621205
See that?
That's why I always hide in the bottom sleeper.
I've survived death squads and death squad bombing that way.
>>
>I killed them because i saw one of my favourite statics being beaten.

God damn it Zach...
There are some people I try to make myself think I like on this server. But recently a lot of them have been really disappointing me.
Yahir is a struggle to communicate with and Zach does a poor job at anything above chef-level work and even then he struggles. Both have poor escalation skills.

Please return to us the static names that do their jobs.
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