Leona X Diana edition
i really love this epic new meta where if i die after 15 minutes the other team can end because death timers are 438975943857436578294365782436587436579423865789346587346569843679582 minutes long.
Worthless opinions of mortals are no interest of mine.
Does EU still fantasize about being better than NA? This game is a literal NA Silver game. It's unbelievable and a disgusting representation of a professional gaming scene. I've never been more bored in my life.
>clapping over something trivial
even the crowd is braindead. Would LoL benefit from removing EU?
Because its much harder to win if your carries aren't the one's netting the gold.
Does NA still fantasize about being better than KR? This game is a literal CN Silver game. It's unbelievable and a disgusting representation of a professional gaming scene. I've never been more bored in my life.
>TSM TSM TSM
>clapping over something trivial
even the crowd is braindead. Would LoL benefit from removing NA?
Yes, it is. With some oil it feels amazing.
League of legends
Maybe then you will finally realized that Spellvamp is shit and that there are almost no mages that want to sacrifice other stats for it.
>meme steve meming on mements with memelane meme kench while the meme crowd memes his meme name
my meme when
>waifuposters with the same images every thread
>gay furry ziggsfags and twitchfags
>the guy roleplaying as blood moon zilean
>annie pedo posters
>people so mind broken by PHD Riot Lyte they'd drop their panties and let him fuck them in the ass while calling him a faggot the whole time
>why did my rank reset when the ranks reset
League of Legends
>taking her pentakill
that truly is a dick move since at that point the game was pretty much won and those style points are pretty much the only reason you play kat.
Players start to realize that securing the kill is more important than giving it to the person who earned it when you're 30. You still get some jackasses every once in a while who bitch about who the kill goes to, but that's usually more about strategically distributing more gold to carries than "It's my kill because I caught them!"
Lux isn't really Garen's sister. She's adopted. She's the reincarnation of Azir's long dead wife.
Completely the opposite of what they said.
Vel'koz is healthy, the problem is that there's no reason to pick him. If he has healthy play patterns then they really want to give him a niche so that he'll actually see play and we can see his neat Q's and R's in competitive games. He's pretty much safe to buff because players learning to dodge his abilities means he still would never truly become broken.
>TFW placed in Gold 2 after going 5-5
Man, I've let my play go to shit. I don't deserve to be placed that high either
Friendly reminder to starve cunts of attention and gifts until they leave this game and hopefully the gaming community altogether
>malz lose his silence
I doubt it. Flavor-wise it fits him and since it's on a really hard to land skillshot it doesn't have the inherent problems of every other silence they removed.
>I thought he was doing good this season
because his numbers are huge, Brand has no reason to be picked unless his numbers are fucking stupid just like about 10 other mages so they all rotate between being god-tier and trash depending on how the last balance patch went.
What's Brand's gimmick? he wants to hit enemies with all his spells in a combo for more damage JUST LIKE EVERY FUCKING MAGE ON THE PLANET
>Checks to see if it's true
As a Vladimir main i'm terrified. Please riot don't ruin him. He's not even cancerous. He becomes an off-tank at best in late game and his damage is average, I just think he's really fun to play.
Playing against him is easy because you just have to wait until he uses his Q and then bully the shit out of him.
Now I know how people felt when they announced they were changing Quinn.
>sit in lane and press Q to not die
>30 minutes later just walk forward and spam buttons to win
what the fuck did you expect? vlad's kit is fucking awful and Riot has left him in the dumpster for years because of it.
Not only that but Vlad's very existence guts all AP itemization because we can't let him get good spell vamp items.
I blame anime for starting this tranny trend. Before anime, they were referred to as crossdressers.
The problem with how anime depicts these mentally ill individuals is that they're drawn as girls with penises. They need to highlight the fact that trannies have distinctly male features such as broad shoulders, facial hair, and unfeminine proportions.
Feminine characteristics on males are fleeting, only lasting until puberty.
> NA is literally more promising
With Eu midlaners
Vel'koz shouldn't be touched. They're going to kogmaw him and give him some cancerous ability that will make him unbalancable.
They want to make him lcs but that means getting gutted then broken every cycle.
Reminder that this game is literally reddit/tumblr
for what purpose? He's not exactly "OP" and is fairly balanced.
He's got a decent wave clear and harass, an "ok" ult" and he compensates for it all by being made of paper and having no escape what so ever.
>remove a targeted long duration silence on an assassin
>remove a targeted long duration silence on an assassin
>add a skillshot silence that can be avoided to a support
>this means riot hates all silences and removes them
you're fucking retarded. the silences they removed had specific issues because of how they were applied and the champs they were on. Malzahar's Q has none of the problems those silences had.
I'm fucking boggled right now. How the fuck did Kindred kill me?
I don't understand how my attacks did so little and hers did so much despite me being an item up.
This is complete fucking bullshit.
Go fnatic go
I honestly don't know why they want to do such a big update to Swain but I guess we can be comforted that it would be a long ways off.
I guess it's kinda weird that he's "The Master Tactician" and post-6 he just kinda runs at guys and sits on them until they die, but people love the shit out of bird form and he's only really strong if he lands his snare.
He's binary as fuck.
Hit 6, press r, get a kill, every single game
then the enemy learns to buy QSS and you can throw him in the dumpster
I'm actually looking forward to what they do to malzahar, i hope they find a way to make him actually have a use past silver elo.
>i hope they find a way to make him actually have a use past silver elo.
Nigger I've been playing with diamond malzahars on my team since I climbed to plat I and they are usually a pain in the ass for the enemy team.
>Trundle players tilting
you know she's supposed to do more damage than you, right?
Does UOL have a lot of fans?
And if so are they all reddit-type people?
>only good EU midlaners in NA are Bjergsen and Alex Ich
>Bjergsen learned abd developed as a player on NA, not EU
>Alex Ich is on the fucking tranny squad
>the funniest part
>EUbabs arent talanted enough to get new players and arent rich enough to buy them
Why did we let you guys exist after world war 2?
I'm a huge pussy with great decision making.
Who should I main?
jesus christ, I can see your one of those fucking retards that spam or yell TSM in a heartbeat in twitch chat or just alone by yourself.
>someone fucks up
>it's clearly an EU game
We were happy when they changed her. Even when she got stronger, it made her actually viable.
If anything you should be happy
>that feel when your bronze friend invites you to a normal.
>inb4 negative win/loss
It used to be a ~-150, getting better to cleanse the record of when I was new and did shit like crittlesticks top
fack this is super lame, got nothing but troll teams because of this shit but it's fine since I instantlock all the time
going to rub it in and people will learn to hate blind pick
>EUW players begging riot to re-enable new champ select on their server first
Eurocucks are hilariously pathetic.
>people will spend money on this
>League of Lel has more viewers than CS:GO Dreamhack
Enjoy your hot monkey dick anon
May sick jukes and free elo come to you this season
no probleme with it
plus, each of its aa do your currently %hp and the third proc of E do missing hp% (execution ability)
>immoblies when he has that fucking troll pool on top of turning into wall of meat after getting some cdr+a SV
>crow man not in this fucking list some how and he short range/melee mage
Can anyone really say they are a fan of a team, if so many teams get replacments every split? How can there be any personality? The teamname itself is not saying anything, it's the players that make it.
If I would consider myself a fan of some team and for a new split 3 people would be replaced because of better contract offers or they just get kicked out, I would be pissed
So will these faggots nerf Jax and Yi for being faggots and abusing guinsoos like no fucking tomorrow?
They're not really broken so much as the item but everyone who plays them are massive faggots and I want their precious babies gutted.
With that being said who is really worth the 6300 this patch?
Or should you just buy the RP and save the match times.
>IP weekends are still incredibly rare events
>IP per game rewards vs IP needed to get all champions/get a single runepage+full runes for it is still incredibly inbalanced
>riot refuses to be transparent at all about the future of IP rewards
fuck off, bronzies
I'm asking other League Veterans like myself.
It's obvious that you tards who play less than 3 years don't know the power of the CrittleSticks - Harbinger of Destruction and Many Unfair Critical Strikes
>Opponents can also click on thresh's lantern to get transported to him and get the shield
Did I just balance Thresh?
only good adc in Na is sneakers
seriously shut the fuck up, he needs a niche.
>tfw I keep fucking calling it. Kalista is cancer because of her kit design being capable of making almost every ADC obsolete.
I know I'm trying to bait people into posting Kindred for me
>people calling out on rekkles when he's consistently been the best adc in eu for 2 years straight
everyone has a bad game from time to time
>has had the same issues since season 2
>his trophy case consists of one lcs split in the worst region in the world
>gets dumpstered by every bot lane internationally
"i-i-it's not my fault, guys, I swear!"
It's not about him being shit. It's about him being shit and picking shit.
>mfw nunu is about to be cancer
Why is there barely any feet in lol this is a travesty
and also why smite is better
She CANNOT be bad, no matter what happens, her kit on its own has so much unnecessary shit that she cannot be bad. Kalista by design is cancer for her sheer ability to make virtually all Marksman that are not, Tristana, Corki and Lucian obsolete.
The only Reason Sivir managed to be on top last year is because she melded well with hard-engage comps.
Kalista is literally the worst thing to happen to this fucking game. At least Tahm Kench could be nerfed, Kalista is PURE cancer. No good comes from her existence here.
at 1% health because of endless dasshes she JUST solo'd a full health poppy. I don't care if Fnatic is shit, that was complete bullshit.
post some butts you meme loving fucks
How fun is elise currently?
Debating on buying her mainly because of the blood moon skin going on sale next month
I love Lissandra!
She lactates ice cream
Zyra was retarded on release
Darius is fine NOW
Thresh has never left the top 3 supports
Yasuo IS FUCKING PERFECT
Kalista IS FUCKING PERFECT
He turned Graves into a jungler and who knows what the fuck he'll destroy next.
Soloq is short because if one guy dies at 30 minutes his team instantly loses an inhib due to long death timers, pros realize this and play super carefully because games are so easy to throw now with getting caught out once or twice
HOW DO I TOP LANE AGAINST FIORA
DO I HAVE TO COUNTER HER WITH FIORA
EVERY GAME THERE IS A FIORA
Kylo ren yi when
>most of the fotm & overtuned champs are 6300ip
P 2 W
He has a skill shot that breaks on hit
Another skillshot that goes through minions
a form of CC
an ultimate that essentially hits all targets in front of him
He is practically just purple brand, but change all DoTs into True damage procs.
He isn't that different, he's a standard mage.
and the best part is ryze is more powerful as kalista once he gets going because of his ability to literally 1v4 or even 1v5
if you get ahead with ryze it's literally your fault if you can't carry and win the game
If you want to actually be relivant and tell me why riot deserves any money feel free to let me know
he's a mage that's a tank shredder because of his true damage procs
its way more powerful than brand because you can itemize against brand, no matter how you itemize against vel'koz he's still going to be dropping sick true damage across MULTIPLE people because of the nature of his AoE skills and passive
Brand is somebody who has powerful lane presence and aoe damage, but tanks don't fear brand as much as they fear vel'koz.
I said 'most' for a reason.
And Ryze is a well rounded champ, little cheese to him.
>behind on items
So you completed your jungle item with that extra 300 gold for mana regen in the jungle. Big fucking deal. Those aren't combat stats. Not to mention that you have a fucking devourer with no actual damage items.
She also has red.
Get shit on, nerd.
>Too many players
What the fuck
Hope I'm not too tardy to the butt party
Zyra isn't cancer because she was balance-able
designers don't fuck with numbers, that's all the balance team, but if a champ can't be balanced no matter what the balance team does to them then they're cancer.
still a pubstomp champion that is no fun at all if he gets a slight lead and fucking garbage otherwise. Somehow he made a champion more snowball-dependent than fucking katarina
literally immune to nerfs
>Yasuo is perfect
>Kalista is perfect
Not what that word means. Fuck off and learn how to speak English.
The post on the EU forums was similar, although in addition to the "we will update this post...", it said: "we will have another update in 24 hours and another Monday if it is not fixed" or something to that effect.
They aren't even working through the weekend on fixing it.
>buy frozen heart
mfw their attack speed will be so shit they will just give up
this happens with every single game with every new feature when its released
>new wow expansion
>servers are down for 18 hours after launch because of too many players
>servers are down because of too many players
>dynamic queue launch
>taken down because of too many players
when will devs learn to be safe
He feels unique to the player
but not to the rest of his team
because he offers nothing to the team that you can't get from a dozen other champions who also all come packaged with something unique to them that changes what the team can do.
so there's no reason for anyone to learn him and get good with him
so his healthy playstyle is wasted only on sperglord mains who cry and make up all this shit that riot is going to change when riot specifically said they would not change those things.
The start of this split made me realize that you can forget anything any team used to be like with all the player changes, the team names lose any reputation if they replace 2-3 players. Must suck to be a fan of a certain team that only last a few months before contracts and money decide what will happen
Why was this even deleted?
Literally next week, major nerfs are on the PBE but sadly Riot wont give intelligent "re-works" like making Kench's grey health not activate from Structures/epic monsters because if you want to have literally 8K hp against the Baron you shouldve picked WW.
Also heimerdinger's turrets "accidentally" get counted as structures.
>the high volume of games played knocked the new service down in some regions.
Do devs just never expect this shit to happen or is it just something that's inevitable? This goes on with too many games.
>he throws spells and stuff so he's just a basic mage
yeah sorry i guess true damage isn't that important in this game, he's just literally a ranged mage with no niche sorry
fuck off retard you rework-happy moron
I'm biased as fuck but here goes:
>two very distinct forms to swap between
>spiderlings are super fucking unique
>somewhat high skillcap and good outplayed potential
>blood moon is objectivly the prettiest skin in the game
>very versatile build options
have you played either of the champions? they play completely differently, vel Q is actually reliable poke and a multi-target kite tool, brand Q is pretty much solely used for stunning while kiting or rarely punishing someone stupid enough to stay in brand Q range during a siege
vel W requires you to combo with Q or E for full efficacy and when you do get the triple tick you get a true dmg proc, skill based extra damage, with brand you can just land one W and get your burn and that's enough poke in many scenarios, not blaze+W necessary, also vel W is very strong waveclear whereas brand W kind of sucks ass at clearing waves, have to combo QEW and aggro the melee creeps to get the whole wave; also, vel W has NO cast time, you have to stand still for a split second to cast brand W
brand E is used for setting up stuns and sometimes blaze W's and spreading damage in teamfights, vel E is AOE CC, HUGE WOMBO POTENTIAL, HUGE, getting a 3 man WEQR is one of the single most satisfying things i've done in this game
brand R is fire and forget targeted spell with a really short range, vel R is WAAAY more versatile and satisfying to use, since you control precisely whom it deals damage to, you can use it to long range KS, you can use the slow and range to set up strong roam ganks, and of course it deals damage completely differently from brand R in teamfights: DoT and not limited on damage per target (finite bounces)
basically the champions are completely different in the way the feel to play and only sound similar in writing
What the fuck? I won 8 out of 10 placements and got put into Bronze 1.
Surely this game has to be fucking kidding me?
are you stupid retarded or both
Lmfao, will Rito ever step up to hire competent engineers with all the dosh they have? I worked for a startup with a team of 5 programmers and we made a service that easily scaled to 2.5 mil concurrent users.
>have you played either of the champions?
They literally want to change how vel'koz plays by zero fucking percent
because the problem is not how vel'koz plays but what he contributes to the team
they want to emphasize his strengths to the team
so people recognize him as a champion worth picking
instead of Mage release #49: His skillshots have a different shape this time.
>vel'koz's good base damages and respectable AP ratios kill them
>vel'koz kills them with true damage procs
fact of the matter is vel'koz will always be dishing out more damage on average to tanks and deal significant amounts of burst to squishies
you saying that tanks are tanky is irrelevant.
>yeah sorry i guess true damage isn't that important in this game,
With current numbers on Val and MR items it is not. Tanks are not really tanky today for true damage make real difference.
>implying elise isn't the most fun jungler in the game
it still takes forever to kill a tank, just like any other mage.
12% of your damage being true doesn't make much of a difference. MR is still good against him, health is still good against him, dodging his skillshots is still good against him. Brand is just as good at killing tanks because his %hp damage counters the other stat that tanks build.
I'm a vlad main and I guarantee I'm higher elo than you.
Vlad needs a rework, his kit is lackluster. He has an extremely weak early game and laning against anyone with half a brain is tough. Hopefully the rework makes him a bit more viable.
but it was my fault we lost because in this game you cant blame your team or else you are toxic
eve afkd for 5 minutes
Brand is not Vel. Brand is relatively short range mage with really heavy burst and big cooldowns so he can't spam shit non-stop. Vel is long range poker first like Zigs and suddenly Cass (but she is hybrid with her silly Q).
But ragebro will get mad and embarass himself again and he's too design to look bad.
I don't even do it much when I get stuck top. Its good in certain matchups but her management costs are insane. I haven't tried it after frostqueens though, may be better.
i know i was saying they play completely differently and perform different roles, vel is a kite mage with long range and enormous wombo potential, brand is kind of a blow your load and hope for the best type champ
>gold 2 during preseason
>play ranked, go 7-3 (WWWLWWLLWW)
>placed silver 4
>hope on troll account that's silver 4
>go 9-1 (WWWWWWWLWW)
>placed gold 3
NICE GAME LOLBABS
Where the fuck is Cassfag?
Does he know that Cass is confirmed to be getting a rework now?
I want to see what he thinks of it.
As you wish anons. I've posted a lot of them already over on my /aco/ thread, search my name ore League.
>Second to ban
>enemy team doesn't ban Mundo
>I don't ban Mundo
>they don't first pick
>instalock Mundo jungle
>genocide the jungle
>They don't have any grevious wounds
>roll over their team because I'm fucking invincible
>tfw you'll never have three slutty russian grills to dress up and do everything you order them to
cassbuffswhen is actually retarded and doesn't care about a rework
he literally only wants buffs for a higher winrate and doesn't care that her kit is fundamentally broken and needs to be redone.
Why do people ask for lewds here can't people use google
I'M CRYING SENPAI
NUNU IS MY NEW MAIN