/csgog/ - Counter Strike: Global Offensive General

dunk yourself

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>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win

>>129430526
Downvoting this

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http://cevo.com/event/mlg-columbus/bracket/grycv8hf/

3:30 PM EST
Torqued (m0e, seang@res, ryx, tck, a2z) vs. Games Academy (bunch of br monkey shitters)
be there
or be square

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>>129430536
Only takes 3/4s of a Qck to move my cursor from one side to the other

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heyyy guys xdd!! its mee again lol ;P


0 names it

rip

>>129430758
is that four hours away senpai?

>>129430810
Use Twitchs theater mode you fucking retard.

>>129430878
use livestreamer you fucking mongrel

>>129430816
kpop4lyf

>>129430816
Nighthawk .50C

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nice stream gotards

>>129430816
le edshot mashin :D

>>129430875
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=px2Q47O0_eE

>twitch moved the theater mode button into the actual player
cool

>>129430865
tommorrow

>>129430816
kpop <3

>>129430816
nice I use the same deagle, good taste

>>129430878
just inconveniences me when resizing windows or moving them from one monitor to the other

as another anon said, livestreamer is superior I just haven't gotten around to using it since getting the kosher windows

>>129430816
kpop is great

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>Isis bombed dh
REFUGEES
REEEEEEEE
>>129430816
The Cuckening

>>129430816

#blacklivesmatter

>>129430816
visit vg/csgog for kpop

>>129430816
/csgog/ <3 kpop

>>129430875
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbIw3w7JC8g

Quality even goters.

>>129430816
gasthekikeswithspikes

>>129430816
BBC

>>129430816
pulling the trigger on every nigger

>>129430816
GeT_ReKt :D

mouz NEEDS to win i won't have money for food till the end of the month otherwise

Seulgi is my rv bias
>>129430816

>>129430816
kpop

>"kpop"
>""""""music""""""

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>>129430816
Big Black Glock

>>129430816
missharveys dildo

>>129430816
irene is best k-idol

>>129430816
4chan/vg/csgo is kpop

>>129430816
eбaшy кaшy

can we get some 1G's in the chat

>>129430996
woah this is really good actually... anymore?

>>129431320
thank god. a quality /csgog/ post is picked

>>129431393
no it isnt

Post configuration files. (I left some stuff out cause it's personalized and I don't want you noobs to use it)

fps_max 300
fps_max_menu 60

cl_disablehtmlmotd 0

rate 128000
cl_updaterate 128
cl_cmdrate 128
cl_interp_ratio 1
cl_interp 0

m_customaccel 0

>>129431393
stop replying to yourself because no one gave you any legit (You)'s

>>129431417
dunk yourself

>>129431417
Yes it is.....

>>129430996
this song makes me want to flush myself.

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>>129431320
>>129431320

was too long, hope you wont commit suicide now

>dh finally lets you pause mid round
About time

>>129431505
its extremely bad, I cant imagine how low t you would need to enjoy it

>>129431461
;Key binds
key_AK:="F4"
key_M4A1:="F6"
key_M4A4:="F7"
key_Famas:="F8"
key_Galil:="F9"
key_UMP:="F12"
key_AUG:="Home"
key_SG:="End"
key_RCoff:="6"
key_Terminate:="F10"
key_shoot:="LButton"
key_zoom:="LAlt"

WAT HAPPEN TO STREAM????????????????????????????????

>>129431461
Kill yourself

>>129431461
stop

>>129431597
you better use that deagle 90% of the time

>>129431645
>>129431673
>stop talking about csgo in the csgo general!!! you're triggering me!!!

denis penis :----DDDDDDddddddd

14-12 mouz asstralass

Guys be careful with the kpop

It ruined other generals before, so don't even start talking about it or pretending to like it ironically.

When will this astralis meme die?

>>129431803
benis

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ mouz take my energy༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽ つ

>>129431898

End yourself

>>129431898

flush yourself

>>129431898
it's cacti samefagging, he has talked about liking kpop here before

man how does mouz botch that 4v2..

GERMANY BACK IN THE MOTHERFUCKING GAME; GET FUCKED NORTH

>>129431898
dunk yourself

>chrisj literally gave that round

>>129431925
>>129431924
nys cacti

>germonies
lmao

>>129431898
its 2 people forcing a meme

>>129432026
Cacti i here? I'm hard already.

>>129432026
stop false flagging, cacti

>>129432112
I'm not cacti

>>129432080
fuck off cacti

>>129432026
>>129432135
i haven't posted for a couple hours, just been watching dh

>>129431997
No God b to tell them what to do.

>Astralis
What kind of shit name is that? They should have called themselves TQM fucking hell.

>>129432185
I'm NOT cacti

>>129432193
you're not even cacti

mouz throwing yet again

loving mousesports patented 3 CT A hold

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA NICE GAME GOTARDS

Who the fuck is cacti

what an awful script

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wow, 2 rounds that mouz just fucked themselves out of

>>129432316
i am

>>129432376
me

HAHA
I WAS SPONTANEOUSLY CLAPPING LIKE SOME SPORTS FAN RETARD

>listening to 'The Red'
>Deagle@nosound

the life

>>129432412
wanna fug:DDDD

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germoney on suicide watch

German cucks lmao. Should've let some rapefugees play.

nex the choke king

everytime he dies he throws his hands in the air and it always makes me laugh when we get to see mouz

i want mouz to win because fuck everyone that thinks astralis is a top 5 team

>chokesports

Went all-in when it was 15-13 and Astralis was on eco. Now this shit happens. End me.

>>129432545
>astralis is not top 5
lmao? what are your top 5?

>>129432576
Happily

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>>129432412
fuck, forgot this

just started playing this game

which button do i press to use my ultimate?

>>129432626
Faze
Navi
nV
LG
Liquid

>>129432576
i cant find the livebetting anywhere on fanobet site how do i do it

>>129432697
F11

>>129432704
kill yourself

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Sup guys. cacti here. I just got back from flushing myself. ama

also proof(a random picture of my 4chan settings)

>>129432626
torqued
c9
liquid
optic
clg

>>129432704
l m a o
n t

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>>129432710

>>129432697
alt+tab, ctrl+t, www.youtube.com, type "Stellar Vibrato" click the video

if your name is mentioned in this general you are not welcome/liked/wanted here

>>129432743
???

>>129432697
b45

you need $4750 to use your ultimate

>>129432665
>pc specs on your profile
literally no one fucking cares
why do people do this?

even worse when they have a fucking "about me" and "requirements that you must pass for me to add you" sections

no one fucking cares kill yourselves

>>129432768
forgot to include my steam, dont bully

Another advantageous round lost by Mouz. FOOK IN HELL.

>>129432626
fnatic envy na'vi vp lg / faze

astralis is only relevant because they beat fnatic a bunch of times on LAN

they haven't beaten any of the top 5 in a long fucking time

>>129432921
>lg / faze
>better than astralis
they made top 4 in pretty much every tournament they played last year

>>129432901
to trigger dorks like you
mission accomplished

>>129432914
mouz should have won that game desu

>jump across a corner prefiring
>still die because awp is still 1 hit like a shotgun
>strongest weapon in close range AND long range

Another game ruined by OP awp.

>>129432768
dunk yourself swiftly

>>129433038
niko fucked that up nothing to do with the game

>>129433038
dunk yourself

impressive what mouz is doing right now
they improved so much

>>129433061
where should I dunk myself?

>>129433165
heeere
*stretches out arms for friendly hug*

>>129433165
toilet

swaglord is the most based mod ever

>>129433212
flush yourself

>>129433152
first lan of the year usually holds some surprises, half the scene has either been on a break or practicing hard

aspen was the same

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gg

>>129432996
they were easily top 2 at one point but they cannot beat envy on LAN + cajunb / karrigan have started to become straight up dead weight

faze need their fucking coach though, rain being igl is retarded. he is probably the #1 rifler in the world when not igl

mouz have choked harder than the choke kings rip

NIKO GOD
DANES GET FUUUUUCKED

N I K O
I
K
O

KNEE COW

CLUTCH
L
U
T
C
H

DOUBLE OT
POST YOUR RARE J's

Why aren't our guys playing?

>>129433165
hurl yourself

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FUCK OFF CACTI

>>129433407
not enough money

>>129433357
MFW I MISCALL MOUZ'S CHOKE AND NIKO ENABLES GOD MODE

CAJUNB STILL DEAD WEIGHT

>>129432768
i want a cacti bf asap
help!

>>129433407
What game?

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>>129433394

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>>129433407
mouz are our guys

who is the megaphattie behind the astralis guys

>>129433407
faze played earlier, m

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post your rare odeags

>>129433545
me

>>129433108
yes he should have hit the headshot but even at close range you cant kill an awper with body shots just goes to show how strong it is when 'headshot or die' applies even at close range

>>129433407
but faze already played

fucking chrisj typical MM baiting fuck that thinks it's okay for him to walk half a mile while your teammate is pinned down

>that lucky timing by karrigan
omg why is tqm so lucky this game

>>129433708
what is this gif from

>>129433615
he completely fucked the spray he didnt even need to hs, it wasnt even a quick flick from device but niko simply failed to deal a simple easy 100 dmg in 4 hits frag

>tsm
>ex-tsm
>tqm
>astralis
>device
>day-vay
>devve

stooooop

>zipiks
>not ksaipeks

>astralis
more like ass-tralis lmao haha

POLAND FUCKED
DENMARK ABOUT TO BE FUCKED
SWEDES TO SCARED TO EVEN SHOW UP
GERMANY RISING AGAIN

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fuuuuuuuuuck i wanna get food but this ot too intense :[

>>129434014
this is so weird, how does spiidi take those low dmg counts at the end

he goes to 28 then 26 then 21

what dealt him 2 then 5 dmg?

and then spiidi just completely fucks up an easy spray

fucking mouz fucking up so many won rounds

>>129434014
>>129434220
he actually goes 55 - 28 - 26 - 24 - 21

what was hurting him?

>>129434014
>pro player
>whiff against a target with back turned

Theres no way someone with thousands of hours in the game can still fuck up something so basic in the game right? Literally RNG47 at work not hitting the shots.

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gg

fucking rip lol

>>129434220
>>129434352
molly in sandwich I think

cant wait for tsm to lost when they face a real team

>>129434357
it was the crouch that saved spiidi, the bullets went just above his head

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVerSjYASXQ

OFFICIAL SONG FOR THAT GAME

Got my 1 time cancellation in right before the match ended. I love you fanobet admins!

>>129434352
>>129434220
saw it too. would have to assume its just gotv bug

If gob b was here things would be different.

>>129434442
this, spiidi throws a molly and it lands in sandwich

>>129434465
they'll choke in quarterfinals dont worry

>>129434357
>>129434470
He fucked up the spray too though, look how quickly he switched from the left to the right way too early into the pattern.
He panicked

TSM has been shit for a long time, just hyped up by thorin
they only had one good run after joining TSM the first time

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>new thread before bump limit

>>129434582
purge yourself

Astralis had 4.00 odds during regular time for a while there. I really should have bet.

if LG managed to lose to SK now i'm officially broke

>>129434582
by far the worst nigger meme of 2015/2016

>is it luck? is it practice?

Is this guy for real? This is esports journalism? gotards????

>>129434582
dump yourself

>>129434714
Just play it safe and bet on them to take 1 map.

if you have shitty accent don't talk fast moron

>>129434767
>nigger
not very diverse of you anon.
/csgog/ is multicultural

family

>>129434768
the real answer is GENETICS

>>129434889
every culture hates niggers

>>129434767
baka desu senpai

>>129434849
?

feels good nigga
disabled C-states and HPET and my dpc latency is now ~5us

>>129434937
baka desu uguu kawaii senpai senpaitachi

>>129434889
what else besides whites and asians tho

>>129434357
He fucked up the spray, retard. Ofcourse DMG trash like you doesn't see that. I bet you blame the "rng" every time you play like shit and lose.

Damn that was a good game

>>129435035
They added new ones?

>install bhop script
>joins asian prop hunt server
>server has bhop settings
>no macro detection plugin
>mfw 2fast4u bucket flying across map
most fun I've ever had on this game

>>129435037
slavs

>>129435094
>new

no, they were always there

Anyone knows what is this music dreamhack is using when playing replays and right after a half/match ends?

>>129435158
oh true, forgot it's eurofriend hours

>>129435180
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVerSjYASXQ

Why aren't they playing Dust or Aztec? Shit's getting old.

>>129435179
First time I'm hearing about 'uguu' and 'kawaii' filters.

>>129435004
>falling for placebo shit

>>129435239
I would piss a baby into those whores but that music is the fucking worst.

>>129435282
Fresh off the boat?

what hero goes with kpop

>>129435354
Tiffanys rap fucking slayed my life

>>129435358
Been here longer than majority of the redditors here.

>>129430816
Islam is the religion of peace

>>129435415
kpop is my hero

>queue for faceit
>team captain doesnt vote
>queue again
>someone doesnt join
>queue again
>someone doesnt join
>queue again
>someone doesnt join
>queue again

Great service

>>129435130
sounded like fun anon

>>129435458
>posting literally 1 hour late

ㅇㅅㅇ

>>129435581
cute emoji

>>129435354
yeah you need to be low t and beta to enjoy korean """"""""music""""""""

Guys pls,
Do I get ST Vanilla falchion or M9 Bayo rust coat

>console controller ads

Do they even know the target audience for these ads?

>>129435779
rust coat bayo is a mans knife anon

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>I'm STILL stuck in fucking cocksucking supreme

>>129435779
>spending money
fuck u o0o

>>129435893
m8 I got my karambit rust on the T side but then my Bayo doppler on the CT side

like you're supposed to

>>129435953
You're top 3%.

>>129435995
doppler is reddit

>>129436073
more like top cocksucker lmao

>>129436073
Top 3% not good enough for me

>>129435953
think of it this way, being supreme means you have something to work towards

after you get global there will be nothing left in matchmaking except playing for fun

It's weird, my mum empties my tissue bin and always buys me new tissues but she's never ever spoke to me about it... like ever...

>>129436212
she knows, anon
she's your mom

>>129436149
What's good enough for you is not up to you. You'll never unshit yourself.

>>129436212
>not using an old tshirt to clean yourself up

>>129436149
then you should stop being a fucking shitter and git gud

t. global

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>>129436212

what motivates any of you to play this game


the gameplay is a lot like poker except there's no money involved and it's hard to multitask really

just wondering since i see like 3k hour players who are still active

>>129435734
I am a low t beta and i hate it.

>banning dust 2
fucking niggers

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I'm dmg and I don't think I'll ever get better. Surprisingly I stopped caring too. Oh well.

>>129436609
been playing since 2001, just part of my life now

Is SK any good? They were good when I was playing.

>>129436609
I can't afford anything else because I'm a 29 year old third world NEET
Please send me ARMA 3 or Squad

How come I can't bet? I put in my items, pick a team, and then the bot trader comes up but it quickly goes away

>>129436840
Are

>>129436845

arma 3 is only really fun to grief though

>>129436609
fun to play with friends, i don't ever solo queue
also been playing since summer 2014 or so, you gotta pace yourself and not get burned out

>>129436609
I've played over 7 million hands of no limit holdem in my life and played CS since 2000 and have no clue in what possible way could these two games be "a lot alike".

?

>>129436947
neck yourself

>>129437046
He's memeing about CSGO rng.

>>129437046
shooting an ak and checking a bet are more or less the same thing

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>>129436609
When you get into CS, it becomes 'your game'. You're going to keep playing it even if you don't enjoy it anymore. Once you get sucked in, you're here forever.

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who /cheekybet/ here

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would you date?

>>129437146
"checking a bet"

What the fuck does that even mean?

If RNG in CS was anything like the one in poker you would sometimes headshot an enemy and get killed yourself instead by your own bullet. Having your 1st bullet off by a few pixels here and there doesn't even begin to compare with poker.

>>129437263
that cute guy in the jacket on the left?

of course :3

>>129437231
ty for skines

>>129436964


oh yeah that's another thing the community is SUPER bad. basically everyone falls into a few categories

1) door is stuck junior, the whackiest tryhard funny guy in the game who is abusing his amphetamine prescription attempting his standup routinje

2) 5k hour mediocre superstar who is 30 years old working at target, massively depressed and mumbles insults to teammates whenever he loses a game

3) 14 year old who ironically sings out of key and quotes family guy all game

4) the silent guy who sucks ass and doesnt speak all game except to give vague calls

>>129437046


you play each situation to the best of your ability and get different results each time regardless if you played correctly or not + throw in some shitty matchmaking and server-conncetion luck and you've got yourself a real hoot of an fps game

Is there a worse map than Overpass?

>>129437691
>the silent guy who sucks ass and doesnt speak all game except to give vague calls

hey thats me

>>129437691
>the silent guy who sucks ass and doesnt speak all game except to give vague calls

hello

>>129437750
>>129437792
I bet you're cute :3

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>>129437691
>tfw 4
at least I'll never be 2

>>129437475


yeah sometimes you shoot someone 5 times and 3 of the shots aren't counted and yotu die instead. congrats on answering ur own question


>>129437750

better to be him than the door is stuck jr who is thoroughly convinced he is funny because he made someone laugh in casual once 5 months ago or something

>>129437832
and I bet you're fucking gay
fuck you

>>129437723

Dust 2

>first time on /csgog/ in a while
>the OP is garbage-tier

when the h*ck did this happen?.

>>129437691
I switched to CS after ~6 year of Dota/HoN so i actually upgraded the community by quite a bit. It's all relative, friend.

>>129437901
oh... im sorry

>>129437691
>the silent guy who sucks ass and doesnt speak all game except to give vague calls

I always find the silent guy is the only guy who can actually aim/think

>>129437885
>shots aren't counted

Except this actually happens about 10 times less than you believe it does and use it as excuse for sucking ass.

what mouse/keyboard does /csgog/ use?

>>129437923
Redditors

>>129438262
razer mouse
optimus keyboard

>>129438262
g303 (only USB device being used)
Filco Tenkeyless @ ps/2

>>129438262
IE 3.0, the only mouse of champions and 5 year old steelseries 7g (i know, i know, i was young and foolish)

>>129438262
Kana/Dell

>>129438262

Zowie ZA11
Quickfire TK brown

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>>129438262
literal stock dell keyboard/g502

>>129437691
i queue with 2 friends most of the time, at supreme it's a real fucking gamble lately as to what kind of teammates you'll get

when you get the ones that don't talk at all it feels like a worst case scenario, but sometimes they are good and at least type calls often and don't bait

occasionally you get nice, normal people that know how to play, most of the time they're friendly enough but are lacking a bit in the aim department

on a related note, high rank mm is pretty fucked lately, i've been getting into games vs a couple dmg/mge/mg2 with the occasional one getting on my team

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>>129438262
keyboard is a cmstorm quickfire rapid with brown switches

>>129438262
zowie ec2 evo
qpad mk-85

>>129438262
7 years old Logitech keyboard and a G402.

>>129438262
g303 and some coolermaster keyboard with brown switches

>>129438631
that is one fucking hot schwoogie

>>129438262


whatever you do don't buy rival

sensor has LOD issues and it's also not even in the center of the mouse so it feels like shit. its like a 15$ mouse at best

>>129438398
this guy knows his shit

sadly i have a usb external hdd and my phone connected sometimes, along with ballast lighting for my monitor, but my mouse is on a separate usb hub/irq

ps/2 kb ofc, no reason to use usb whatsoever

>>129439296
what's this business about single usb device?

>>129439380
autism

>taco gets a 3K at 1HP

>>129439380
you want the least usb devices possible, because they eat up cpu

additionally, having your mouse on its own usb hub/controller on its own irq reduces input lag significantly

see http://www.overclock.net/t/1433882/gaming-and-mouse-response-bios-optimization-guide-for-modern-pc-hardware/1010#post_23334527

the rest of that thread is worth reading as well, especially the op

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>tfw you actually rank up

>>129439380
also, you want to plug your mouse directly into the motherboard at the back, not on the front panel

again make sure that the mouse has its own irq/using its own dedicated usb controller

see this post for more info
http://www.overclock.net/t/1433882/gaming-and-mouse-response-bios-optimization-guide-for-modern-pc-hardware/1550#post_23968352

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>>129439719
>derank 3 games later

>>129439691
so basically unimportant little shit that doesn't matter unless you're autistic

got it

>>129439691
>>129439817
A U T I S M
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>>129439691
>tfw single core intel pentium
>3-4 usb devices + hub
>mfw

that was not a jumpscript you dumb shits
jump smokes are so fucking easy to land just jump into an offline server for 15 minutes and you can have them down, especially on 128 tick is easy

>>129436164
you can still try to grind it to high mmr global

you can tell you've made it when you solo q and 90% of time the game is 10 globals instead of some odd mix of GE's and SMFC's with the occasional bottom fragging LEM

>>129430526
Moddii using a jump script, reddit will implode over this. Who the fuck cares if you use a script for jump smoking. Fucking plebian casuals.

>>129440231
its the casuals who are for using scripts, not the other way around

I fucking hate these monkey's.
C'mon danecucks.

>>129440231
>uses script
>muh casuals

rly m8

>>129440231
its not even an esl event, only esl has banned it so far ( http://www.hltv.org/news/16811-esl-ban-jumpthrow-tweak-deathcam )

>the famas will never be as good as the galil

>>129440275
>>129440345
it's not like the casuals have even memorized any jump smokes

taking away the ability to do consistent jump smokes only reduces the amount of different tactical possibilities you have in your repertoire since certain smokes are impossible to do consistently

>>129440484
Oh look it's this guy again.

>>129440467
both suck fucking ass on T side i'd almost always rather go for tec9 and get a good amount of grenades rather than a galil

TWO

TWOOOOO

TWOOOOOOOOOO

ACCCEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS

>>129440484
lol

>>129439874
so you're saying it matters for /csgog/
exactly why i posted it senpaitachi

>>129440610
have fun in gold nova senpai

>>129440275
>>129440345
>>129440409
Thanks for the (you)'s and desu I think scripting is fucking dumb. Can't play the game without a script doing it for you.

>>129440484
This poster isn't me and does deserve to be mocked. Why not have aimbots then? "Having perfect aim opens up more tactical possibilities"

>>129439691
that thread is made by a literal autist that subscribes to shitloads of different placebo tweaks that nobody has proved to have any impact on anything

the guy is a bit of a running joke over at overlock.net

just something to keep in mind before you take that guide as gospel

>>129440869
nice false equivalency, i hope you are not an adult yet so there is a chance your brain might still improve

>>129440873
placebo tweaks are the bread and butter of pc tweakers and people who post on g

I bet you could convince those people to change any single line in their registry if you posted a performance graph

Reminder that Counter Strike: Global Offensive is a party game intended for goofy fun with friends.

>>129441014
yea

i remember when some guy managed to convince bunch of people in reddit that m_mousespeed 0 (default is 1) improves your tracking in CSGO

that command does absolutely fuckall

all the performance improvement guides are also full of total bullshit that often actually hurts the performance like the -threads launch command

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faze up nerds

>>129441235
also like 3 years ago when nvidia first introduced the shader cache feature it was bugged and you got worse performance in many games if you had it enabled

the bug has since been fixed for a long time but you still come across people that tell you to disable shader cache from nvidia cp to "optimize your performance"

>>129441256
LOSE SOME FUCKING WEIGHT YOU DISGUSTING SLOB. YOU GOT YOUR VIKING GENES AND ARE RICH ENOUGH TO EAT WHATEVER THE FUCK BUT YOU STILL LOOK LIKE THIS.

FUCK I AM TRIGGERED.

>>129441235
-threads is bullshit yeah, and im aware that r0ach is a meme
some people post decent things to do in there every now and then though

>>129441469
>viking genes
>swecucks

kek

>>129441556
tell me retard which nation is supposed to have more viking genes than sweden and norway

friis is such a fucking hunk slay me I'm a worm

>>129441638
We Scots are pure descendants of vikings

>>129441638
HOL UP
SO U SAYING
WE WUZ VIKINGS N SHIT?

>>129441485
yeah the mouse click delay comparisons and other stuff like that is great data and it's a good thing there are people who are autistic enough to research shit like that

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>go all in with the expectation that tsm will win with something like 16-9 vs mouz
>check the score on my phone while i'm getting lunch
>18-18
What the fuck happened? Mirage is supposed to be hugely in TSM's favor and every TSM player is supposed to be better than mouz.

Why was this game so fucking close?

>SK gaming
>Danish flag

Uh gotards?

>>129441873
slay yourself

>>129441912
mouz were the ones leading it 15-13 and botched an antieco

niko is one of the greatest individual players in the whole scene, him and chrisj went in hard

denis had some really good plays too

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>>129441912
>reddit frog with /v/ background

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>>129441469
>eugenics
>2016

>drop 20 bomb
>we lose
ummm gotards??

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>>129442151
>20
>bomb

>>129442151
uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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reminder that " people " like this post in /csgog/

I'm so glad pimp-san is on a good team now

ALL I NEED IS (YOU)

>>129441884
Why the fuck would a nigger in sweden talk in bible belt ebonics?

@129442397
nah lol

>>129442395
SK is not good

Friis might be a handsome hunk but he is washed up as fuck

I don't think any other single change could improve SK as much as swapping Friis for some promising new blood awper

It's very similar to how dignitas kept Nico for way too long although it was clear he would never again reach the level he had in 2013

>>129442032
lel fani troller master xD

>>129442373
that's pretty sad...

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>when you don't get any (You)'s

rude desu

>Regional Minor Championship: CIS
>CIS
>CIS
>CIS
goatdrs?????????????????????

>>129442605
don't do it mr. friberg one day you can be entryfagger again instead of entryfrag

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>>129442605
>when you get a (You) and it's "dunk yourself"

>>129442684
slay yourself

>Another game ruined by OP AWP

every single game

>friend says people who take the game seriously are silly
>"I just play it for fun ya know"
>after losing 2 rounds he's full tilt smashing his mouse against the desk
do you know any future convicts?

>>129442373
what am i reading here? an attention seeker?

>>129443089
yes, a tranny

>>129443089
one of the low t losers that posts anime