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>Watch this everyday
3:30 PM EST
Torqued (m0e, seang@res, ryx, tck, a2z) vs. Games Academy (bunch of br monkey shitters)
or be square
Only takes 3/4s of a Qck to move my cursor from one side to the other
just inconveniences me when resizing windows or moving them from one monitor to the other
as another anon said, livestreamer is superior I just haven't gotten around to using it since getting the kosher windows
>Isis bombed dh
Post configuration files. (I left some stuff out cause it's personalized and I don't want you noobs to use it)
was too long, hope you wont commit suicide now
wow, 2 rounds that mouz just fucked themselves out of
nex the choke king
everytime he dies he throws his hands in the air and it always makes me laugh when we get to see mouz
i want mouz to win because fuck everyone that thinks astralis is a top 5 team
Sup guys. cacti here. I just got back from flushing myself. ama
also proof(a random picture of my 4chan settings)
>pc specs on your profile
literally no one fucking cares
why do people do this?
even worse when they have a fucking "about me" and "requirements that you must pass for me to add you" sections
no one fucking cares kill yourselves
they were easily top 2 at one point but they cannot beat envy on LAN + cajunb / karrigan have started to become straight up dead weight
faze need their fucking coach though, rain being igl is retarded. he is probably the #1 rifler in the world when not igl
mouz have choked harder than the choke kings rip
yes he should have hit the headshot but even at close range you cant kill an awper with body shots just goes to show how strong it is when 'headshot or die' applies even at close range
fuuuuuuuuuck i wanna get food but this ot too intense :[
>whiff against a target with back turned
Theres no way someone with thousands of hours in the game can still fuck up something so basic in the game right? Literally RNG47 at work not hitting the shots.
what motivates any of you to play this game
the gameplay is a lot like poker except there's no money involved and it's hard to multitask really
just wondering since i see like 3k hour players who are still active
I'm dmg and I don't think I'll ever get better. Surprisingly I stopped caring too. Oh well.
When you get into CS, it becomes 'your game'. You're going to keep playing it even if you don't enjoy it anymore. Once you get sucked in, you're here forever.
"checking a bet"
What the fuck does that even mean?
If RNG in CS was anything like the one in poker you would sometimes headshot an enemy and get killed yourself instead by your own bullet. Having your 1st bullet off by a few pixels here and there doesn't even begin to compare with poker.
oh yeah that's another thing the community is SUPER bad. basically everyone falls into a few categories
1) door is stuck junior, the whackiest tryhard funny guy in the game who is abusing his amphetamine prescription attempting his standup routinje
2) 5k hour mediocre superstar who is 30 years old working at target, massively depressed and mumbles insults to teammates whenever he loses a game
3) 14 year old who ironically sings out of key and quotes family guy all game
4) the silent guy who sucks ass and doesnt speak all game except to give vague calls
you play each situation to the best of your ability and get different results each time regardless if you played correctly or not + throw in some shitty matchmaking and server-conncetion luck and you've got yourself a real hoot of an fps game
yeah sometimes you shoot someone 5 times and 3 of the shots aren't counted and yotu die instead. congrats on answering ur own question
better to be him than the door is stuck jr who is thoroughly convinced he is funny because he made someone laugh in casual once 5 months ago or something
i queue with 2 friends most of the time, at supreme it's a real fucking gamble lately as to what kind of teammates you'll get
when you get the ones that don't talk at all it feels like a worst case scenario, but sometimes they are good and at least type calls often and don't bait
occasionally you get nice, normal people that know how to play, most of the time they're friendly enough but are lacking a bit in the aim department
on a related note, high rank mm is pretty fucked lately, i've been getting into games vs a couple dmg/mge/mg2 with the occasional one getting on my team
keyboard is a cmstorm quickfire rapid with brown switches
this guy knows his shit
sadly i have a usb external hdd and my phone connected sometimes, along with ballast lighting for my monitor, but my mouse is on a separate usb hub/irq
ps/2 kb ofc, no reason to use usb whatsoever
you want the least usb devices possible, because they eat up cpu
additionally, having your mouse on its own usb hub/controller on its own irq reduces input lag significantly
the rest of that thread is worth reading as well, especially the op
also, you want to plug your mouse directly into the motherboard at the back, not on the front panel
again make sure that the mouse has its own irq/using its own dedicated usb controller
see this post for more info
>tfw single core intel pentium
>3-4 usb devices + hub
that was not a jumpscript you dumb shits
jump smokes are so fucking easy to land just jump into an offline server for 15 minutes and you can have them down, especially on 128 tick is easy
you can still try to grind it to high mmr global
you can tell you've made it when you solo q and 90% of time the game is 10 globals instead of some odd mix of GE's and SMFC's with the occasional bottom fragging LEM
it's not like the casuals have even memorized any jump smokes
taking away the ability to do consistent jump smokes only reduces the amount of different tactical possibilities you have in your repertoire since certain smokes are impossible to do consistently
Thanks for the (you)'s and desu I think scripting is fucking dumb. Can't play the game without a script doing it for you.
This poster isn't me and does deserve to be mocked. Why not have aimbots then? "Having perfect aim opens up more tactical possibilities"
that thread is made by a literal autist that subscribes to shitloads of different placebo tweaks that nobody has proved to have any impact on anything
the guy is a bit of a running joke over at overlock.net
just something to keep in mind before you take that guide as gospel
placebo tweaks are the bread and butter of pc tweakers and people who post on g
I bet you could convince those people to change any single line in their registry if you posted a performance graph
i remember when some guy managed to convince bunch of people in reddit that m_mousespeed 0 (default is 1) improves your tracking in CSGO
that command does absolutely fuckall
all the performance improvement guides are also full of total bullshit that often actually hurts the performance like the -threads launch command
also like 3 years ago when nvidia first introduced the shader cache feature it was bugged and you got worse performance in many games if you had it enabled
the bug has since been fixed for a long time but you still come across people that tell you to disable shader cache from nvidia cp to "optimize your performance"
>go all in with the expectation that tsm will win with something like 16-9 vs mouz
>check the score on my phone while i'm getting lunch
What the fuck happened? Mirage is supposed to be hugely in TSM's favor and every TSM player is supposed to be better than mouz.
Why was this game so fucking close?
mouz were the ones leading it 15-13 and botched an antieco
niko is one of the greatest individual players in the whole scene, him and chrisj went in hard
denis had some really good plays too
SK is not good
Friis might be a handsome hunk but he is washed up as fuck
I don't think any other single change could improve SK as much as swapping Friis for some promising new blood awper
It's very similar to how dignitas kept Nico for way too long although it was clear he would never again reach the level he had in 2013
>when you get a (You) and it's "dunk yourself"
>friend says people who take the game seriously are silly
>"I just play it for fun ya know"
>after losing 2 rounds he's full tilt smashing his mouse against the desk
do you know any future convicts?
I've gone through quite a few pics and this is all I found. It seems to not want to show it's face.
This is not a very feminine physique.
I blame anime for starting this tranny trend. Before anime, they were referred to as crossdressers.
The problem with how anime depicts these mentally ill individuals is that they're drawn as girls with penises. They need to highlight the fact that trannies have distinctly male features such as broad shoulders, facial hair, and unfeminine proportions.
Feminine characteristics on males are fleeting, only lasting until puberty.
>1 murican little kid, 1 murican nigger, and two murican rednecks on my team
>abandon on round 1
being canadian is suffering
Female terrorists when?
They could look like Emma Watson and dominate and fuck you with a strapon or something what do you guys think?
>I've watched videogames the entire day
im such a fucking nerd LMAO
>mfw browsing reddit and telling people on magog to go back to reddit
Sup guys. I only have CS:S and I usually play it for surfing.
Is it worth getting CS:GO for the surf maps?
Damn, I haven't seen him or heard his voice for years
bet on VP on their match against mouz
>didn't veto dust2
LMAO IM DEAD
do u guys ever wonder if theres more to life than headshotting with the ak
What am I watching?
I understand he's betting, but its so weird. Moe seems like one of my old friend who would sniff random stuff to get high because they built up too much of a pot tolerance
30:30 first map?