Just freeze my shit and wake me when it's 3.2
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xth for Elezen.
I found my Lala cute-ish and some other lalas cute.
But that was more in an adorable way.
first for more fem lalafells.
no scum roe or cats please
Why can I never decide what class to main
Yeah, cute/adorable is fine, sexualisation is not.
Xth for c@s
Fuck all other races
Can't come up with a reply so you have to copy mine eh? Typical femroe. Ugly AND no brains.
A god-like emetic, more like.
implying we dont deserve the spotlight
>no scum roe or cats please
I think I'm in love
Someone needs to edit this to have a femroe and say "smelly dumb femroe scum"
Maybe she could be holding condoms pr something cause theyre all gross futas with stds
i dont give a FUCK
i'm pretty sure every race has a fuccboi face
not sure if his is custom, however
if you fuck it up then you're not going to have fun
if you're successful and enjoy it then ur going to ruin the rest of ur life
Wait a fucking second.. I recognize that cat.
>talking to a c@ about esos and savage for about 20 minutes
>she randomly says "I don't know whether you're intentionally avoiding my advances or you're just too stupid to notice them" and leaves
Is everyone just out to get dicked? What happened to just having a nice conversation?
don't give me ideas, boss
i meant add mine because...
Does this game have some kind of script detection? I've got AHK set up to craft a ton of stuff for me but the longer it goes on the more I notice actions failing. 90% success is starting to look a whole lot more like 70 or 80% success.
This isn't just some secluded string of bad luck either. Nearly every single craft has a failure or, less commonly, two. The odds of that happening consistently over a period of ~200 crafts is astronomically low assuming the stated 90% success is true.
>be nice and open to just about everyone I meet
>don't even play on a popular server
>people start to hate me now and are stalking me
Well guys, I've made it. I've gotten popular enough to be hated without actually being popular.
>Love FFXIV because it's centered around an ongoing story, reminiscent of the earlier (good) Final Fantasy games
>A major highlight of the game is its fantastic musical score; something I feel a lot of developers malign despite the huge impact music can have on the cinematography and tone of gameplay
>First game to ever have playable lizardgirls (my favourite type of monstergirl)
>AST's gameplay is in need of refinement, but due to its aesthetics the Job has become probably my favourite in the entire series
But there's NOTHING TO FUCKING DO once you hit 60.
If the content release schedule were a bit more brisk I probably wouldn't need to play another game ever again, but I'm being forced to unsubscribe and it's breaking my heart Yoshi.
I tried it. I don't think its similar enough to kill this one. Its not like its a better version of FFXIV or anything.
Its also a shitty Korean game with jiggly titty physics and nothing else.
Yes I know at least 2-5k trials is needed to be statistically relevant yadda yadda etc. That doesn't mitigate the fact that what I'm experiencing should not be happening. The odds this many 10% failures(I'm at over 400 crafts now and it has not gotten any better) happening so consistently are similar to the odds of winning the lottery. That's why I'm asking if there's something I'm not aware of, such as script detection or some kind of crafting penalty.
Are you the type of person who has to chime in every time someone mentions how they had a string of bad luck and talk about how you had it even worse? Don't be that person. Nobody likes that person.
BnS looks like what it is: a game from 2012 released on then-out-dated tech. It looks like pure shit. Slamming oil shades on shitty graphics doesn't make it look good. It makes it look like polished shit.
Furthermore: if graphics could kill this game: BDO would have succeeded.
>Are you the type of person who has to chime in every time someone mentions how they had a string of bad luck and talk about how you had it even worse?
I didn't even say that?
just use Steady Hand 2 wtf are you doing nigger
>tfw ground esos and then all the 3.1 shit for eons and tried to stay interested and enthusiastic about the game because you love so many other things about it
>relic comes along and you are so burnt out from 5 months of grinding tomes and other meaningless shit the thought of running another dungeon makes you want to die and you give up everything
>3.2 probably won't save anything just like the other post HW patches didn't and midas will be old and busted after a few weeks
I DON'T WANT TO QUIT YOU CAUSE I LOVE YOU
BUT IF YOU KEEP THIS UP I JUST MIGHT
Archeage had great graphics and was what took me away from ffxiv. not solely for the graphics but still.
Just seems like a lot of people who play this game are big waifu ppl, and I can see those kinds of people jumping ship to the prettier game to make prettier waifus.
screenshots I saw of BnS the character models looked quite a bit better than Archeage.
Well shit, that's how I got my dick sucked and sucked my first dick, way back.
left or right? you have to pick one and your choice is your waifu for all of eternity
They only look kindasorta good in screenshots, and then only if you expend a shitload of effort on them. Ingame they kinda look like shit.
I don't think you understand statistics or what the word "constantly" means.. Bad RNG is bad RNG, sure. This isn't just bad. The odds of this many failures over such a large string of crafts is mathematically improbable. It's not like I'm upset over a handful of failures.
The "come back when you have done 10,000 crafts" part pretty heavily implies it. "You've only done X? I've done Y! Stop crying!" You're totally that person. Also the fact that you're recommending a 30% increase when I specifically mentioned a 10% failure rate makes me wonder if you even understand how numbers work. The standard Steady Hand would suffice. That's not the point though.
I don't want to stain my friendship with him. I value him too much.
Are you a cute cat?
>If the content release schedule were a bit more brisk I probably wouldn't need to play another game ever again
With the amount of stuff 3.0 had at endgame, 3.1 added, and 3.2 is purported to add, this game should realistically have a patch turn-around time of maybe 2 months.
If they're not committed to making more we should be getting it faster. Right now SE is trying to have their cake and eat it too, and the dumbshit playerbase aren't unsubscribing en masse like they should be to teach them that lesson.
>The odds of this many failures over such a large string of crafts is mathematically improbable.
I'm afraid it's you who doesn't understand how probabilty works, friend
regardless, you mentioned steady hand I, iirc it's bugged or something and it doesn't actually give 20%, dunno if they changed it
If they're an open person, just let them know how you feel. If they are really your friend, then a confession shouldn't break up your friendship.
A few people have admitted they have crushes on me, and yet we're still friends, despite me saying I don't want to be any more than that.
Sorry to interrupt the faggotry for a minute but is there any news on what SE's plans for materia is gonna be like?
I've noticed that the new sky pirate gear has no materia slots on it. Is this going to be a thing?
>despite me saying I don't want to be any more than that
as an attention whore, this pains me to read. friends don't let friends get blueballs anon. be a good friend and ride their cock until they can't stand being away from you.
Only the cutest
>I'm afraid it's you who doesn't understand how probabilty works, friend
If someone was complaining about five failures out of seven crafts I'd agree with you. That isn't the case though. Any statistician would agree that something isn't right here. It's not like we're dealing with nuclear physics or something where you absolutely need to be as accurate as possible.
Literally who give a fuck?
How do you sleep at night? Do you take home random men from the quicksand to fill the hole he won't? Nothing gets me going like long days of adventuring with a comparison.
They're overhauling the entire system.
For starters materia will now have an elemental affinity (eg. Ice/Fire/Water/etc). Low-level materia will be sold directly by vendors, mid-level ones found while gathering or dropped via enemies and higher-tier ones from instances/bosses. Materia will also be hot-swappable at the cost of crystals of their specific element, and here on out they'llll have novel effects like "adds X% fire damage to weapon", "lowers MP cost of spells by X%", "increases critical hit rate by X%", "adds X% chance to blind enemy on hit", "increases movement speed by X%". Shit like that. Some will even have negative effects you need to weigh against the positives, like "reduces HP by X% | increases MP by X%".
Basically they're planning to add class-specific modifiers to gear (eg. Dragoon boots that give you "Increases Jump damage"), while adding more generic boosts like the aforementioned to materia.
Probably let it rot for awhile then they'll make it so BiS nerds will need to drop a few mill on it in a future patch while simultaneously messing with the market by giving away materia in the MSQ
It's too bad i kinda liked the whole spiritbonding for money thing, it attached basic material prices (electrum and stuff) to end game items. I like that more than having all the stuff drop from the dungeoms/raids or being given away as cutscene watching rewards
but spiritbonding is a shit and lazy concept.
I'd rather have materia craftable by DoH with normal mats you get from gathering/prerequisite crafting/hunting. It would also make crafting itself a bit more rewarding and relevant.
>i kinda liked the whole spiritbonding
Fucking WHY? It's literally the most braindead retarded way possible. Grind for the sake of grind, with a great fucking element of RNG fuck you at the end.
Under similar lighting and using the lightest portion of gradient on each character. Their cat is the lighter shade of brown, mine is the darker. Gradient on right side for comparison.
No I'm not posting my cat I'm not an attention whore. Is this dark enough to be considered brown to you?
>anonymous shitposter on 4chan has better gameplay design ideas than the lead developer
You seriously think the most desired materia with the new system wont be some absurdly low drop rate from overtuned DPS check bosses? RNG is still RNG except now we're going to be gated instead of having the option to grind it out.
No, I would make it so that you have multiple reliable ways to obtain materia while removing a big chunk of botters' profits from the game.
You can be a mastercrater too, you know.
I don't "hate" them, because at least their AoE damage is decent, but I wouldn't want two of them; also if I'm trying to DPS as a healer and you give me Mage Ballad instead of Foe's I'm fucking votekicking you for Harassment.
>this post again
dude no one cares
you could get NIN-NIN-PLD-AST and if your reaction is more than "oh, this run will take a couple extra minutes" you're a shitter yourself
In 4-man content It's all about how good you are, not your job
Welcome, great class you picked. Dragoon is a ton of fun.
mine is close to the default cat with a few minor changes to the face and a different shade of red hair
>foes and the AoE turret buff magic damage
>foes turns off auto-attacks and the AoE turret does less damage than the single-target which also buffs ALL physical damage which the whole party is
>BRD and MCH have 0 magic damage
>this idiot expects them to neuter their damage to buff the healer's shit DPS
I don't give a shit when I know tanks just 1-2-3, dps use macros and healers netflix alt-tab heal.
Me doing proper rotation is already doing 200% more than the average.
Because SCH is this game's equivalent of "easymode". Dippin DoTs and Bane will give you like 800 DPS dungeons. WHM can get even higher with Assize+Aero III+Holy but they have to work harder for it.
Meanwhile AST pulls less than half of SCH's DPS while working harder than WHM to keep the tank alive, and their buffs (ie. the limit of your utility) are gated by RNG. You can spend the whole dungeon fishing for a Balance/Arrow and never get the latter.
Not him but I feel that a good WHM/SCH can deal a lot of damage in trash and really speed things up. They're a boon when your dps are lacking in AoE. You might be able to help with a few Gravities though. I just had a damn good AST earlier on my DRK who did that every so often as well as everything else.
not even remotely as good as balance and only some jobs benefit from it, same for spear. And they're still rng.
However, just play what you like. The casual content of this game doesn't justify switching jobs just to be slightly more effective.
I don't do any of those things. Why is it okay for you to fuck me over when I'm putting in effort? Stop acting like a baby and do your job.
AST can still help, it's just the lesser of the three. It doesn't have the raw healing power of a WHM or anywhere close to the same damage output. It doesn't have the versatility of a SCH or anywhere close to the same damage output. It's not bad, just not quite as good as the others. And your cards are only as good as the people you're putting them on. That balance isn't going to do much when the DPS in your group are terrible.
The pet is the best part, it just follows you around and heals for you.
WHM has to stance dance a lot more since aside from regen, they aren't providing any heals in cleric stance. Whereas a SCH is still getting its pet healbotting for it.
I think I've seen a total of three people (including you) mention playing on Behemoth from here. If you're a degenerate, you can come play with us at the /d/ Free Company, though. Or even if you're not, you're not required to fuck anyone.
kinda rude anon
>that perfect chocolate.
>needing to be an attention whore to post.
But anon, I just want to look at cute things to make the soul crushing monotony of going through lab reports easier.
>Tfw no sweet sailor hat like pic related in game
I need some glamour ideas for my
DRG or MNK
Ya it's boring, but if it was fun more people would do it so there would be less money in it
Also any level 50 combat job could participate in the process along with some plain level 50 crafters, no star crafting required
It was quite good but they killed it and replaced it with nothing, now everyone is forced into high level crafting if they want to make decent gil without botting, really sad story
that's pretty gay, chief...
Have a different chococ@ so you can work
You're pretty gay desu
So, I played back in open beta. Played non-stop until I beat Coil turn 5 after which I stopped for about a year. Came back for HW but was disappointed that no-one ran all the old content I had missed out in the mean-time. There's just so much I wanted to do, but most people seemed to be grinding Alexander, or extreme Primals, so I unsubbed again. Should I give it another go or move on?
>Dark lipstick on a chocolate c@
thank you anon, a hard on is a hell of a motivator.
its pretty hard to get people to run old stuff since its 'not relevant', even if they're new (or older players who missed it). its pretty funny hearing people who started with HW complaining about nothing to do when they haven't even cleared the first three ex primals
>I came back for the expansion
>But no one would do the old and irrelevant content they had all done :(
It's like you go to a fighting game tournament and expect people to play SF2 instead of USF4 or MK instead of MK X.
What's the most retarded nickname you ever seen on this game?
that's one shitty analogy
coil is not outdated content, it's just older content, there's a difference
You would be right if ilvl sync wasn't a thing in this game but it's not the case, you even have two different ways to use it and doing so will result in the coil experience being not so much different from when it came out.
>Street Fighter 2 isn't at the tournament
>Binding Coil of Bahamut is still in the game and your subscription money is paying for access to content you can't complete
It's a bad analogy.
I can't be the only one who hasn't run coil 6+
I would understand if the game were a little older but at this rate I feel like squeenix is ruining any chance of expanding their playerbase. Now its just bittervets and nubs who cant beat titan ex without ilvl 5000 gear
SE did what they could, add the option to run them unsync, or normal syncd (which means you're still heavily overgeared, but there's still some challenge) or min ilvl sync (which means you are doing the true fight)
It's the playerbase's fault if they still don't want to bother.
Level 15 here, Named Ece Todace, looking for a leveling / RP partner(s)
ash cats are pretty good desu
>It's the playerbase's fault if they still don't want to bother.
Meanwhile, Guild Wars 2 players will blame ArenaNet for not creating more incentive where it already exists.
There is zero incentive to complete Coil of Bahamut at this time, because of gear treadmill.
Oh, right, On Gilg!
Why you gotta get all mean like that, fampai?
>Yoshi didnt want to make AST too good as it would invalidate WHM
>Yoshi makes DRK and invalidates PLD
>jobs are still imbalanced
>PLD literally has no real benefits
Why hasn't he been fired yet?
Anon skipped out on the lunch date I had planned with them and my brother yesterday can you believe it?
I know that name dropping is taboo but it's really frustrating feeling jerked around like that.
Especially since I was doing this so you could meet him and get him away from that harpy you butt!
So hows the morning going for everyone? I'm getting smacked around by those golems west of fallgourd float because of some fate spawn.
I just want to get my Zuu talons.
Do quests ever show multiple places to complete the objective? or does it always default to the closest source of what ever you have to farm to get the drops in question?
You are dumb.
People still do all coils for glamour.
In fact, I've been through both gilgamesh and balmung and everyday there are a bunch of coil farm pfs up.
Try playing on a non-dead server first.
What's wrong with highlander, anon?
of course dude
What goals have you set for the weekend? I want to get goldsmith to 50, ninja to 55 and botanist to 60.
People who did coil during 2.x would still be able to do it now with little effort, which means they would be able to farm whatever the reward would be in a very dishonest way if you compare them to those who never touched coil and would do that for the first time. You can't put a reward on content that is not on same level for everyone.
It's amazing how much shitposting 2 avatarfags can cause. Keep applying chemo until they use trips.
Actually cap eso for once
Level botany some more
Do void ark
Maybe even try to gain some levels in an alt combat job although I'm really stretching it here, this one ain't gonna happen
Well and i'm kind of used to being blown off, but this stings a bit because we were actually talking and seemed to be kinda friendly.
It's strange it felt like when you have a class with someone and you really hit it off, but then you transfer up into the higher level version and suddenly the contact is dropped like a sack of lalafells.
stereotypical, but i've been chugging back pumpkin spiced lattes to help un ruffle.
>"i'm out" hour
oh no anon, what ever will we do without your vaunted intellect to help the game mechanics discussion along?
What do they do to them in those cages...
>Cover can't be toggled like cleric stance
>Tempered will is too long of a cd
>Divine veil cannot be triggered by clemency
>Clemency is virtually useless
When will these be adjusted so PLD actually has something to bring to the table?
>but that would be OP!
What do you think WAR is? Fuck off in advance
Basically you're no bettet than anybody else.
So after doing Thordan story mode for a friend I watched the cutscene again.
If let loose would Thordan have fixed Eorzea?
>Wasting time checking all my posts.
>Have to deal with about 5 different errors before I can actually get past the launcher
>Play for about 6 hours
>Try to play again
>All the errors happen again
>Thanks to human error, I need to redownload the entire game again.
your very post is a shitpost, especially if you consider you multiplied the length and severity of the perceived 'infraction' by 5 by linking each post 5 times. if we remove all the extra links, it looks like this:
3 hours separates the first and last post, so yeah; i don't think 12 posts spread across three hours is a terribly large amount of shitposting, and your autistic sperging about 'muh imageboard' only makes you look like a retard
I still need to finish the last part.
We'll see, if no one responds to my actual posts which have stuff to discuss I can't really do anything else can I?
>i will punish the thread with feces if no one replies to my on topic posts
>i will shitpost because no one replies to me
Or you can reply without a picture attached, you dense as fuck retard holy shit get banned again
I haven't avatarfagged in months but this assmad retard makes me want to start again.
Who wants to see all my glamours when I get home from work? After that we can move on to spoilered innuendo and thread hook-ups.
What's the best way to use protect as a WHM?
>Try playing on a non-dead server first.
Hang on, I'll go get one from Balmung, too. Unless there's a time of day you suggest they only show up? In which case that's probably the same group of people just filling in spots with randomly curious people?
Not to mention the lv60 Relic uses items purchasable with Poetic Tomestones, so people are cashing in on first-timers bonus right now. Which might be something (>>129326971) is against.
Holy SHIT this post! Well hang on, maybe you have a point. So then the lv60 Relic we just got, that's retarded content, right?
>he browses xivg of all places during work
How a normal person reacts to getting banned:
>I got banned for avatarfagging and breaking rule 13, perhaps I should be imageposting a bit less
How a trifecta subhuman reacts to getting banned:
>I got banned for avatarfagging, clearly I need to be posting more!
By casting it at the beginning of the instance and recasting it on anyone you res unless your co-healer is taking care of it. It's not a skill that you use during a fight aside from the example I just gave
No, I don't do lewd glamours. I use stuff like arachne culottes or thigh-boots+short shorts occasionally, but never thav/taffeta/etc.
I'm on my lunch, and the thread can be pretty entertaining sometimes. I have an office so I just shut my door and do whatever.
I only fantasia'd once, right when I came back. I couldn't make a new character on Balmung and didn't want to wait 3 days for a transfer so I just gave an old character I had on the server a name and sex change. Highly unlikely I will fantasia again because I like my character.
IT'S ALMOST LIKE NO ONE DOES COIL.
It's only incentive is Glamour and very few (too few) people care at any given time.
>you are discussing unsync runs
We're discussing incentive, you chose the wrong autist to try to pull that bullshit with.
>roe in minfillia gear
please show us your sword.
Is this any good for a dark opener?
Any number crunching nerds to say anything otherwise?
>make farm group
>off-tank mentions being rusty
>wipes group twice with the simplest mechanic
>after taking two hours to form the group in the first place
This was months ago, imagine now. That anon is right, the responsibility to make the group is fucking discouraging.
Still good. You should come and have a snack.
constantly shitposting about it.
I don't really like the looks of it. But I haven't really crunched the numbers.
Just wanted a verification from someone saying this is good or bad. I don't really trust these picture guides for some reason.
Welcome to the club
>tfw found someone I really like and spend nearly every minute I'm awake with them
This'd suck real bad when it ends, wouldn't it?
Tell me stories about friendships/relationships ending and the aftermath. How did it feel afterwards?
It's been 5 years now
I wonder what is she doing with her life
Have you ever smocked cigarettes?
Having that person and then not is terrible, it's like the difference between food as a non-smoker and food as a smoker. You can't help but look back and wonder why even though you're doing the same things, it all feels so different and wrong.
Thankfully it's been a few years and i'm mostly over it now. Or my flagrant slutting has just masked it.
That was shitty and cowardly of you. You could have taught those sprouts a thing or two and instead you ran like a bitch and got a dropout penalty that lasts as long as the dungeon would have taken anyway.
>mfw i get an astrologist during my expert
thanks for making my pharos hm 10 minutes longer than with the other healers, asshole
>mfw i get a paladin during my roulette
thanks for making my guildhest 40 minutes longer than with other tanks, asshole
>tfw finally find a dom catboy to roughly breed your fem c@ nightly
If only catboys could get as large as Au Ra...
>get 2 ninjas
>the nins do single target attacks on large pulls
>the healer does 0 damage
>the DPS I'm doing triples that of both ninjas combined
LET ME OUT
LET ME OUT
>Clear both dungeons in like 15m each with my usual group as AST
You might just be playing with ones that cant into cards or Gravity. I mean yeah the others are faster but its minute once good.
Not him did I do my research on all classes I played. Back when I started 2.0 I factually knew how to play my class better than most max level players and I was still doing lowbie dungeons.
yes, who wants to know
>see two dotons on a single target
STOP THIS SHIT
YOU'RE LEVEL 60
READ THE FUCKING TOOLTIPS
>not knowing about the all elezen LS that's pretty much all straight and a healthy mix of males and females.
I feel sorry for you anon, while I don't lewd with them their company is wonderful.
>Cat ears AND horns
Believeing you can teach anyone new is a pipe dream. Too many times I have been told "i have it to 60, i know what im doing" or flat out ignored when I see someone doing stupid shit like not using HT or this>>129331776
whats up futaroe brothers!
here's a pic of my femroe!
Lets futa fuck some cats!!
Yes, use it for mitigation because it stuns. The damage is also nice so swap to cleric stance too before using it. Also be careful when you use it if there is a DRK so you dont cockblock their blood price.
fuck off shitter
Yeah, no, judging by the number of them already eb'd to each other or males of other races that's pretty doubtful.
It helps that a lot of elezen are pretty normal folk. /v/ and /vg/ people not included.
>honestly thinking an Eternal Bond is some magical bondage keeping my highly potent futacum from raping elezen ovaries
>a lot of elezen are pretty normal
The calmest people are usually the most deviant.
Nah, DRK is pretty much the most balanced job literally. It has no overpowered or underpowered uses. It can main tank or off tank easily. It's what Paladin should have been in the first place.
>I doubt you even know the group of people i'm talking about
Come on, man, I'm just fucking with you. Though, defending your Linkshell so, seems like you have your suspicions about infidelity.
not really anon , sorry
>YFW 4 man with 2 Bards
Double SMN is not as good as SMN + BLM
It becomes a burst race, whoever hits first has chance of killing shit and making the bursts of the other SMN useless
>that 8 man composition
either bait or very stupid
Not even them, but what's stupid about it? There isn't any content that requires you to have a caster, so 3 melee and a MCH buffing them sounds like it could compete with NIN DRG BLM BRD