#zamph #dota2 >>129210134
xth for kat is cute
After Deadman is it worth it to go Sunfire on Garen? Usually i just go for Omen
Xth for Leona
>NLR has been replaced by a new item for hourglass
>this item, made of two amplyfing tomes + 300g gives some AP and has an ability that reduces damage taken and dealt by 40% for 2 seconds, 100s cooldown
LET'S FIX CANCER
>Zed shuriken now stop at the first target it hits
REMINDER TO FIND FRIENDS
AND SUPER CHEESE THE GAME
LOSING AT 20 WITH 5 FRIENDS NETS MORE IP THAN WINING ALONE
Pretty sure lolg had a few people talking about making a new western cowboy champion around Illaoi era.
>Yasuo framed for his master's death because his technique looks similar
>Riven only other champion in the game with a 3 attack blade combo + launching a projectile from a sword
>Yasuo even has an interaction with her noting this
Riven's a murderer kid.
She uses techniques that supposedly only exist in Yasuo's school of swordsmanship
She either did it or she knows who did
Who gives a shit about IP
I have like 100.000+ and nothing to spend it on
xth for Vayne is alpha and gives no fucks about your bullshit
Unless I'm missing something, the cylinders on Jhin's revolver don't match up with the barrel of his gun.
>play with lolg silver surfers
But I don't know anyone.
I would like to be tied to Ahri for 30 minutes while she keeps rocking her hips, spurting weakly the entire time.
I bet her knot is so thick and full; it'd hurt so good when she pushes it in, slapping my ass the entire time to keep be nice and tight.
Oh look, a new group skin where everything and everyone looks clustered as fuck
Color me suprised
it's good vs assassins in general, not only zed.
i'm still mad that there is no good anti magic ap item for long range champions
>abyssal is one of the best items in the game
>chalice is a piece of shit
Reminder not to put your dick inside Ahri. Titfucks are fine tho.
>friend and I call duo bot
>someone picks support
>think that they're going to go support top
>Lulu goes bot with me and Mundo
>Lulu asks me why I picked smite if I'm bot
>tell her I'm going to farm bot first before going jungle and that she can support top in the mean time
>ping her to go top
>she stays bot the whole game and refused to shield or buff me or Mundo unless it benefited her (getting assists)
>none of us died because we caught on with the little game she's trying to play
Radiant Wukong is going to come out at the same time as Jhin and the Shen update, right?
She would bite your dick off unless you service her first.
>gun has a big ass barrel
>has a magazine
>can only shoot 4 times
>service her first
She doesn't care about that, she just wants your cum.
Yasuo was the only student in a generation to master the legendary wind technique.
Riven became a leader amongst her peers, poster child of the Noxian spirit. So exceptional was her passion that the High Command recognized her with a black stone rune sword forged and enchanted with Noxian sorcery.
notice the Noxian sorcery part
Also Rivens lore reffers to an invasion in open field while Yasuos refer to a small village being slaughtered.
I think it's just a champ that wasn't introduced yet after all Riot always teases champs trough other champs lore or artwork.
>she can suck your soul through your dick
What does she do with my soul after?
I was playing for the first win of the day. I'm a jungler main and it was just a bot game. Usually people do whatever in a bot game which is why my friend didn't go ADC. We both called bot so we assumed that everyone would understand the situation and go some other lane. Apparently this Lulu wanted to treat bots like a normals game and complain about my friend not going ADC and me not going jungle.
If this were a PvP game, then yeah my friend would have went adc and I would have started jungle in the beginning. I just wanted early farm from creeps and champ kills so my jungling would be easier. Lulu being bot did not make bot an easier. No one bot got any kills because she was taking up exp and letting kills get away.
She needs to feed on cum to remain in her slut form.
>GUYS I WAS X RANK LAST SEASON
>WHAT HAPPENS IF I GET Y WINS WHERE WILL I PLACE PLEASE HELP
didn't miss that from last season tbvh
ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS TALKING ABOUT CUM ESSENCE NEED TO READ THIS RIGHT NOW
Why do renegades have a skin when they never won worlds?
Ceasing to exist scares me more than death, at least my soul could still grab those massive fox tits.
Fuck her ass, get killed cause I'm sure she wouldn't like that, and still fap in the after life cause I didn't beat that pussy up.
Wow Ahri is pure and just wants friends.
Make sure to thank your supports
with lots of love!
All because it's a bot game, it doesn't mean people have to be disrespectful. 2 people call bot, don't go bot. This Lulu was purposely trying to kill me and Mundo early game by not shielding us when were about to die.
cancelled lore, cancelled figure
deal with it
I hate Sejuani, but I really like that skin
"Put it in for just a few seconds, anon. Just to see what it feels like. I promise I won't make you cum."
As a male support, n-no I don't want my ass full of men yogurt, saying 'thanks' is enough.
>ERP fags shitting up the thread
Where the fuck are the mods this shit should be banned
why do people get upset over duo bots?
That mean someone is volunteering to be support which is always the role that no one wants to play. That means every other person gets to play the fun lanes like top, jungler, and mid.
>not wanting to impregnate the slut before she kills you
be a good boy and accept your adc's thanks
>Tfw you decimate a fizz as ziggs
I don't care if you are going to >implying that's hard
Fuck assassins and the kiddies who play them.
and riot said they were making queues shorter
Every Sona I've played with or against has been a total piece of shit.
Not even the zed fags I've seen were this bad.
Is it because she's so mind numbingly easy to play and her Q can rape squishies?
>tfw people still fall for the lvl 2 blitz ports back in range of his tower with low hp then grabs + e trick
>NRG has a qt 3d girl
I thought the only true pro league female was born with a penis?
It's not cancelled. They're fixing it and rereleasing when it's done.
>play well in lane, jungler forced to camp me every game because I destroy my lane opponent
>Nobody farms, just walks around the map aimlessly or they just straight up go AFK
Is anyone just smashing through placements so they can start climbing properly?
Playing with fucking silver shit right now, people who cant even build their goddamn champs is infuriating.
Also FUCK TOPLANE.
WHY would anyone want to play this shit apart from tanks and fucking Darius, this lane is so boring. I keep their laner down, get big, roam and TP and the rest of my team feeds so much it doesn't matter.
I'm winning games as Graves fucking Jungle, but not Fiora top.
Non reworked Shen says hi, fucks up most fuckers early, can taunt and get them filled with minion aggro, a tp shield that helps globally, and is a blast to get a Titanic when ahead and just fuck shit up.
hes good but the majority (and i mean majority) of people can not play him
doesnt help that he got a bunch of buffs in a row and a DUDE LE PENGUS R SO CUTE XDD skin, now all the dedicated bard mains have to deal with shitters who max w 2nd or dont know the purpose of his ult
>MFW playing tennis with Azir's ult and poppys w & ult with the enemy jungler.
>wanna post crops of soraka's halloween pic because it's hot
>the whole pic is super lewd and impossible to crop
It's clearly intended to be ambiguous. Riven may have done it, but she also may not have.
Maybe she did it while she still served Noxus.
Maybe she did it for some weeb honabru shit and she would dishonor the master if she explained the situation.
Maybe the same as above, except someone else did it and she knows who.
Maybe she had literally nothing to do with it.
Riot probably hasn't even decided yet.
Hey anon, that seems pretty damn balanced. What the FUCK were you thinking you piece of shit? Go kill yourself for suggesting something like that to Riot.
Shame, I fucking love that guy, and can't help but smile and just laugh when I play this fucking cosmic clown, but fucking free weekends with him are so few and I can't grind over 6k influence damit.
Shame too, almost every game I use him is a win. Ah well, thanks for answering.
>tfw you're 1-1 in placements because you get afk top raka that said he wants to get bronze in champ select so he's feed or afk
Fuck this game.
We aced them twice but it didn't matter because they had 2 inhib turrets by the time we were strong enough to 4v5, so they just got baron and ended.
Are there any lolg normal draft parties I could join?
I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EARN BONUS IP
THANKS RIOT I'M GOING TO CUT MYSELF
Nah mate, EUW.
Gotta mingle with the contrymen and gringos.
Plus, no way Im getting into ranked, don't care for it, played 10 matches, got places in silver 2, never touched it again. got nothing to prove.
HOTSHOT IS A FUCKING BISHIE WHEN HE SHAVES HOLY CHRIST
HE'S SO HANDSOME WHAT THE FUCK
I'm trying to find an old post that Lyte made on the league forums, where he defines toxicity as "When a player negatively impacts a game." Does anyone know where it is? It might be archived on the old forum. I require a screencap of this post for very important reasons.
>Oh boy time to do my placements
>Get first time Viktor who selected mid
>Get an Amumu who never ganks and misses every Q
>They're at our base within 18 minutes killing our inhibs
>But nobody ff's at 20
>Melee range Cait
>Stormraider surge Leona
I FUCKING HATE RANKED WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF
WHAT KINDA RANK YOU WANT SENPAI
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
If only he would stop plucking his eyebrows. Looks faggy as fuck.
Malphite is now in the top six bans? What the fuck is this bullshit, are you fucking shitting me now I can't even play my main top laner because people are fucking stupid? Why has Malphite never been banned before and only now people decide he has to be banned?
>tfw shit all over le edgy wind samurai
First game of the season
>Give up first pick top to a guy begging.
>Goes 1/7 as Fiora vs Wukong
>Premade bot is eastern european
>Thresh is ok desu
>Graves is fucking trash and Thresh says he's trolling.
>Check Graves profile
>It's a Vayne main
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Idk, ask him. He thought it would be a good idea to turret dive me with half his health.
He kept throwing his windwall to dodge my E.
He's going to see how hard Kayle shits on him and start playing her just watch.
This was after my JG kept getting executed.
FYI, IP boosts are multiplicative with the party IP. This is without the first win of the day.
Even Jewfresco knows about Vayne mains.
WHAT WAS RIOT THINKING
So its been a few days, how is Jhin? I think I want him to be one of my new main champions.
I really don't think he looks as OP as everyone's been saying, but I'm too lazy to check myself.
>GET IN HERE! ANNOUNCEMENT
If you are interested in forming 5 man groups in Normal Draft and just auto-losing to farm IP then post your Summoner name here.
>tfw you forgot to start up baron replays
>tfw you can't go back and look over how you fucked up
I regret ganking for vlad so much, I thought he was going to carry when he picked vlad into riven and was 3/0/1 and 20 CS up on riven
corki died when I got to my wolves, I went down there once and we got a kill on brand, then we left
and then corki died again
first time I tried trackers, I was digging it but I think i'll stick to blue
shes gone viral guys
picked in EU
picked in NA
picked in Korea
nobody doesn't know about her now
expect nerfs soon
I hope they nerf her top lane so she remains a viable jungle and support, FUCK the top lane
I feel like I should have gotten aegis, but qss is so fun
>implying she hasn't been free fucking elo since day one of the relaunch
NA LCS is korean diamond 6
>>implying she hasn't been free fucking elo since day one of the relaunch
I never implied that, I implied that the masses are now aware of how strong she is, how to play her, and how the freelo well is going to dry up soon
because riot hates fun
its just some retard mod that doesnt know what he was doing. people have been having eyoson in the OP for literal years now because I believe thats how the thread tracker works for eyoson.
unless you got banned for something completely irrelevant then idk
>words and stones may hurt me but stones will do nothing either
Where the LOL 40% WINRATE fags at now? I want to see them talk around all the shitposting they did with:
>Y-Y-Y-YOU JUST DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY HER
>W-W-W-WAIT UNTIL KOREA
Can't wait for them to say she was Nami'd and buffed many times for her to be as strong as she is.
> "words and stones may hurt me but stones will do nothing either"
>trying to play something that makes me comfortable
>someone keeps criticizing my build and telling me how to play
>every time I die or let a kill get away, they tell me what I could have done to be better
>tell them it's just normals and I play to relax
>they say "I'm Platinum II so whenever I say something, it's probably good advice"
I really hate those border rewards and how stats are revealed on third party sites. I don't play ranked because I don't want stress over the game too much. I hate how people think that they can talk down to players just because they have fancy borders, skins, and ribbons.
Please don't tease me.
Wait, so radiant wukong is not out yet? I played with one a couple days ago in ranked. pic related
>"words and stones may hurt me but stones will do nothing either"
Wise words, anon.
This post is going to be on the front page of reddit I can just feel it already
>words and stones may hurt me but stones will do nothing either
Why are you faggots freaking out about? It wasnt that bad and you could still tel what he meant to say.
>caitlyn has already said she doesn't want bard support because "he does no damage"
>tell her to chill we're fine
>we demolish botlane and take inner turret
>I'm roaming and have already set up kills on their jungler and mid
>figure caitlyn will just rotate mid or something and help us take tower
>she still keeps going bot for some reason alone despite the fact all other outers are up
>[All] Caitlyn: this bard so fucking useless
>she proceeds to go on a rant in chat about how I should just be bot with her until we get inhib despite the fact their jungler is just camping bot
>have to fucking drag her by the ear to siege mid which works and we win the game at 25 minutes
Being a support is fucking suffering sometimes. You are forced to interact with the most braindead and egotistical players in League.
When was your last titty monster released lolbabs?
I heard this game had hot sluts and lolis but they're all old champs I saw years ago already.
>when one of your team mates gets meme'd on
and then they banned it
> Come into thread
> Retard makes me spit sprite on my keyboard
10/10, love this general
you fucked up anon just accept it
>You know the saying "words and stones may hurt me but stones will do nothing either".
>Azir against Zed
>some point gets two kills and proceeds to shit damage
>can't even Zhonyas on time to because he does over 800 damage in half a second
>win because they wanted to fight in the jungle in a 40 minute game
How's your ranked games going?
Lamb is pure and has the fattest ass and the thickest hips
I don't like muting because sometimes people say they're going to recall or hide in brush or that they are going to bait or that they are going to splitpush. I have to know what people are doing instead of just second guessing everything. Some people don't ping at all before starting a teamfight or letting others know that they are retreating.
>You know the saying "words and stones may hurt me but stones will do nothing either".
This champion, right here.
If you're looking for lewd, she's all you'll need.
had the same thing happen to me
>be dynamic cancer
>get jungle(my main role)
>bot throws a hissyfit and asks to jungle
>game starts and he's still bitching
>saying how he would have carried and how he's probably better than me
>I get first blood then get our top a kill after my first clear
>10 minutes into the game i'm going 2/0/3 while he's going 0/3/1
>complains about how i never gank
>starts flaming his support
>decides to afk in fountain til mid asks the enemy to report him
>comes back to lane and just farms creeps
>carry the game with mid despite our shitter adc
>game ends with me goings 10/4/6 while he went 5/7/6
rank doesn't mean shit anymore.
Sure the amount of games a person plays can affect their skill but it's been proven to me time and time again that any person who brags about their rank is a shitter.
You're still a retard anon
this is what happens when the jannies don't keep up with the dotard posters here.
I could've been the first reply if I wanted. Look, these faggots are still going just so they can be part of the meme. Do you faggots actually think that was screencap worthy?
I think the current jungle is a lot of fun.
With all the new jungle items, smite charges, smite buffs, scuttle and rift herald, I'm enjoying the role a lot more than I have in a while.
Syndra doesn't play well with others, more so than the others there.
I do enjoy how Diana's but is the most visible.
Fuck. Brand. Players.
Dude had a choice between winning a 5 v 4 teamfight and ending the game, or clearing the top lane which was pushing slightly towards our base.
Guess which one he chose?
>Yasuo got bullied
>Try to gank him
>He keep pushing to near their tower, there is nothing i can do
>See creeps resetting to the middle of the lane
>Pinging and rushing there to gank for him
>He died before i made half way there
>Nigga throw some autistic fit
Maybe you'd win lane if you stopped trying to wind wall Jarvan's dash you fucking nincompoop
We are, but there are two things you have to remember:
1. Riot doesn't like variety. They say they do but they don't. They are like women. Any time they mention variety they beat the shit of champions no one has seen and then nerf the item unpopular champs used
2. Even if we wanted some changes to be added it wouldn't happen. Riot has been told time and time again about certain changes being good or bad ( mostly bad) and Riot still released them. Even public out cry of changes are ignored.
Essentially, Riot doesn't know what they are doing, if they do, they don't care
>people unironically think winrates matter
>when 8 out of 10 times winrates rise and fall due to ignorant retards being ignorant retards
Whenever people spout "muh winrate" it's just an excuse to keep cancer flowing for another patch or two. There have always been times where a champion's winrate goes up JUST because people start playing them again. There doesn't have to be a patch that makes them better, people simply pick them up again out of boredom. The same thing applies when top champions lose winrate. They stop getting played because there's a new cancer out there. Hell, sometimes winrates spike because people find an existing champion that works well against freelo. It doesn't need to be good, but if it helps shut down the top cancer of the current patch, it'll be picked and banned just as often as said cancer. Even when that stupid Lux animation came out, people started playing her again. And guess what? Her winrate went up. Face it, win rates are nothing but meme rates. Remember when Sion was freelo, just because he wasn't popular? And when he got gutted hard after all the "Sion is a troll pick" retards fucked off?
Anyone that believes in winrates is a genuine tool, and a moron who doesn't understand the basics of abusing freelo.
Your tastes are shit and you should feel shit. So far 3 people are disagreeing with you, so fuck off back to your imaginary hugbox of people that like shoveling shit in their mouths.
>cringes at cute fun things
Not really helping your image of being a stupid contrarion child. You sound like literally every tryhard goth kid from middle school who hates whatever the majority of the kids think is cool.
>he doesn't like my epic meme video
>b-b-b-back to vee
It is better since i dont need to care that much about counter jungle anymore
Oh wow you got my red / blue. This is me giving a fuck, i still got my level 3 and gank on time like usual
>w-we all hate this r-right guys!
>us edgy contrarion 4channers right?
The funny part is that you clearly were not even here when the video first dropped and the threads were full of people enjoying it. We even had a couple generals called Sunshine Edition. Keep on being an edgy kid though.
A guy I played with earlier thinks that playing harder champs in placements will get him placed higher; he's an idiot, right?
Will the Blood Moon skins go on sale for Lunar Revel?
IS THIS WHAT PASSED FOR WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>Ulti all the way back home and shit post on 4chun
the imperial and the sorcerer one mostly
Him and new Shen should just be released already. What the fuck are they waiting for. They've both been out for so long on the pbe that people have stopped uploading videos of the two already because they're already becoming old news.
Riot doesn't know what the fuck "hype" is. They drop the ball on everything. Taking so long to release the teasers for Jhin. Taking forever to properly reveal him even after his fucking splash art was leaked. Holy shit they're incompetent.
At this point when they get released nobody's going to give a shit about them. People are already waiting on the Taric rework now.
Not him but here's a pic of myself
>So this is the face...of Sion mains...
You just fit the mold so well. Like how hard you have to try to seem better than other people because they like something popular. When ironically you're just as trendy as the majority, except you adopt the opposite stance so you can seem edgy and counter culture. In reality people just find you obnoxious though. That's probably why you don't have friends.
not them but the teemo and braum one were better
the rhythm on the lux one was uneven, it wasnt catchy. Get over it holy shit
>caring about waifufags opinion
I know in reality she'd revert back to being a regular fox thing, but the idea of Ahri gradually getting uglier and shit the longer between absorbing cum/souls is hilarious
and vaguely arousingto me.