Vi x Eve x Cait edition (pls be good contest pic)
xth for supports. We love to help you do well! :3
no thanks, I've got google images for that
>Start Ranked game
>Get queued up
>Game starts opponent team Renek and lee sin start typing in all chat
Akali carry. Akali carry
>she doesn't reply
>I type "played before"
>"yeah, last match she carried"
>"Lol. good good"
>3 minutes in she gives first blood to Zed
>"She will feed first but she will carry"
>Akali gives zed 2 kills before lvl 6
>think all hope is lost now
>An enemy has been slain
>she goes bot. DOUBLE KILL
>she goes top. An enemy has been slain
>deletes champs like a fed Lb
>she gets a quadra and dies to the penta
>Game ends. We win.
>"Lol i told you she will carry"
>"GG. please report zed"
>Akali on my team again
>she's last pick
>Tell team to let her go mid that she will carry
>"report me if she doesn't carry"
>they finally agree
>Enemy Zed from is now Azir mid
>"Are you Akali from last game"
>Akali gives First blood to Azir
>"GG report Trundle" in all chat
>Azir starts playing very safe
>"Jungler camp mid"
>"she will carry"
>"she will carry"
>lvl 7. akali still no kill.
>start to doubt
>Azir playing too safe
>Decide to gift akali my camps
>build cinderhulk instead of devourer
>start building spirit first item
>Dive azir under tower
>Akali takes kill in seconds
>Take down turret before enemy jungler can come
>Akali proceeds to rape Azir and begins the roams
>ends with 30+ kills
>We win again
>get 3+ good teammate
>she doesn't accept
>proceed to stalk her through op.gg and lolnexus
I will never forget you
>It's a faggot power hour thread
genocide the gays
This blue faggot doesn't need em.
How would you do it anon?
>Liking excited players
Nah to each their own m8.
I think there's a direct correlation between the amount a person talks in game and how shit they are. The more they talk the worse they are and there's no diminishing returns so it's a constant the more they talk the more shit they are and there's no cap in sight. There's always one person who bitches and whines all game and feeds like he's the master chef at a world class restaurant. Then there's the guy who only pings when he needs to, gets a dozen kills without even coming close to dying, wins team fights and ends the game with a simple "gg".
Is there some sort of science behind this phenomenon?
Reminder that Eve 1 was the only good option of Evelynn.
i'll crush your balls m8
"We added a new pimped out champ select that is exactly what many people have wanted for a long time now, but nah people playing more matches is because of Dynamic queue."
Fucking Chinese cu.ck man of many PhDs.
Stop getting buttmad and get buttglad.
You better not give him noggies or flick his antennas anon. That is rude!
Just played and lost my first real match against humans. Been playing for about a week doing botgames until I hit level 11.
It was Zed vs Zed. I was winning in laning until we hit about 6 and then he started to absolutely body me with the ult. I'm just not as good at the ult combo I guess.
The rest of the team pussied out and surrended after our Jax was like 5 levels under everyone and just started to jungle for no reason.
Nobody ever asked for the 5 man soloQ.
If he would fucking disable that people would shut up about it already. Who the fuck cares about the teambuilder aspect of the game. Its just the fact that you can queue up with more than 1 extra guy.
Good luck summoner.
I just report and ignore.
Do ranked. At worst they are like 5 numbers above or bellow.
fuck thelewd posters post Basedplank
>Kindred nerfs soon?
>Her jungle is yeah, but her mid game destroys Zed.
I came here to post about gay support things and wanting to be bullied by my bot lane partner but there's already too much of it.
As a Zed main, playing a Zed vs Zed in normals is the most frustrating yet satisfying in the world. Usually the first one to get a kill becomes unstoppable for 20 minutes, until one of them gets QSS and then it's mostly about who's the best at carrying. I always tell my jungle to fuck off and let me play this like a man, it's really a fun match up.
I want tristana to SIT on my face so I can smell her fishy yordle cunt.
>people are playing more games than ever
GEE I FUCKING WONDER WHY
IS IT BECAUSE IT'S A WEEK UNTIL S6 AND PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO LEARN SHIT?
IS IT BECAUSE PEOPLE LOVE THE NEW CHAMP SELECT?
IS IT BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE PUMPED FOR ROLE SELECTION?
IT'S BECAUSE OF THIS SHITTY FUCKING SYSTEM THAT NO ONE ASKED FOR
THAT'S GOTTA BE IT
HO LEE FUCK
CAN THIS SHITTY FUCK KILL HIMSELF ALEADY?
i was built to serve my adc and make them happy! :3
Bets? memes edition
this lissandra played against me last game and got shit on by a leblanc as morg
/lolg/ is really entry level, there are not too many true degenerates here, futanari is pretty much vanilla nowadays
I'm currently commissioning an artists do to a pic of two OCs of mine, a muscular red girl and another one with a bubble butt. Both of them are futa, both of them have hairy armpits and thick bushes
The red girl is being bent over, leaning against a fence while a horse fucks her ass, literally fucking the shit out of her, the liquid brown mixed with horse cum running down her thighs as her own massive futacock squirts on the ground. Meanwhile, the other girl is behind the horse, massaging his balls as the horse unloads his shit in her mouth and she's gladly eating it, her cute phimotic futababydick happily squirting as she also shits on the floor
Please don't call people "degenerates" if they only enjoy a simple futa threesome, ok?
Has anybody of note (e.g. Some sort of publication) made any mention of it?
If not, I'll just assume this is /lolgen/ blowing things out of proportion as usual. And even if they have, I Garentee nothing will come of it.
You know I would, on top of
playing with his tongueand giving him full belly rubs down to the tip of his tail
I didn't know better to buy a QSS. I didn't have a jungler at all, so it was 1v1; the loss was on me.
I said well played and honored him after the match but there was no honor for me in return.
I MUST BECOME DANK AS SHADOW
speak for yourself faggot if you're low elo and have friends this shit is G R E A T
no one cares about your slightly-higher-than-low elo queues being 'so stacked against you'. go make some friends
Wow anon that's way too lewd
you'd need some foreplay first
The system is an improvement, a drastic one, but it needs several tweaks.
1. Shorten the pick intent phase significantly.
2. Shorten ban timers and champ pick timers slightly.
3. Lengthen the delay before game start slightly
4. Expand MMR in finding groups so queue times are much shorter at higher rating
5. Allow players to review the champion list and basic champion data(abilities, etc.) at all times, including changing pick intent with a button
6. At least temporarily make requeue times shorter for those that don't lock in on first offense, so they can get back to the pool sooner.
Leave the rest of it alone.
>Fiddle with Runic Echoes
It's gonna get nerfed like always, but holy shit
Reminder that Taric believes in you and hopes you achieve your hopes and dreams.
Riot are fucking retarded
>magus gets removed for runeglaive
>fiddlesticks gets buffed to compensate
>runeglaive gets removed for runeglaive
>fiddlesticks gets buffed a second time
now he's cancer
Post the types of people in your server, /lolg/
>be living in SEA
>we have little to no representative Rioters here
>League servers are maintained by Garena
>internet cafes are usually littered with elementary/middle schoolers who either cut classes or kids living in the slums who don't even go to school in spite there's a norm in computer shops that doesn't allow high schoolers and below to spend time before 3:00/4:00 PM
>one day, play League on an internet cafe
>see lots of kids
>I look at their screens and I remember seeing 6/7/8 Tryndamere with 68 CS
>5-man premades on these cafes are even more annoying especially when they scream at the top of their lungs with expletives
>Butthurt, salty monkey niggers would berate you in-game if you're on tilt, even more so if you have skins equipped (it's a custom here that if you equip a skin, it must mean you're pretty well with the champion); they'll call you "skinner amputa" and/or "skinner vovo" which translates to "skin-ing bitch" and "stupid skinner".
Reminder that LoL is just dota for people who are bad at videogames and hate fun
do I buy brand or velkoz if I play support most of the time
Thats a nice commision.
Dont know why everyone is so vanilla on here to a point where they call people that just fantasize about things; degenerates, but hey i guess its 4chan afterall.
Nice fetishes brother.
Post the chill song you listen to on repeat while playing to help you keep your emotions in check
Philippines. Heck even in DOTA 2 Filipino players won't stop being monkeys.
Jeeze anon, ever heard of pacing?
Probably a bit of
food play too.
How would Kog feel about baths?
I would do freaky things with tristana until nothing was left of me but a sticky shriveled corpse
>swain becomes good because of DFT
>riot guts him and nerfs DFT same patch
>brand left untouched
> new VO
absolutely not k
He'd be fine with them
He'd be super slippery inside
She's a tiny woman, anyone would probably break her.
Almost perfect, just change it to 2.0=3.0, Fattyplank gets too much hate
I like bestiality and I like scat so I thought "why not both?"
It's pretty niche but the sketch is coming out great
I don't mind people being vanilla, it's ok. Being a faggot such as >>129047698 is pretty boring, though. Let people fap to whatever they desire
Leona's up there in tit size, though I don't think they're as big as Sona's. Probably just artist error
Someone link me to some top notch yordle lewds pls. ty
that's disgusting, but you're not a vanillafag, so based on that part.
>if you're doing bad people say you should uninstall league of legends
>if you're doing bad and is using a skin, people say you should refund it
>if someone is feeding, its the jungle fault
>if you try to gank and die, people are gonna shit on you for a long time
>mostly casual fucks and children
>we've a few Rioters and they're cool, well, mostly all of them
>Chilean, so I always gets the best connection unlike my Argentinean brehs
>I used to live in a friend's house for a few months, had to go to a cybercafe to play LeL
>children every-fucking-where, a few autists still in their school uniform there
>place is crowded as fuck and all the goods spots are taken, you need to go to the end of an aisle and play in a room full of sweating faggots
>it's like 40 Celsius here, the chairs are plastic chairs
>seriously, it's really fucking hot
on reddithis OG voiceactor was sad about him not being contacted about rework now im sad too
He better not eat the soap.
Very tight I'm sure. Almost a pulling sensation as if he needs you deeper. He'd never be satisfied with you cumming inside him just once either.
>4 mana 3/2
>reach on a blue/red card? Yes, some red cards have reach, but those are stretching it, reach is almost entirely reserved for green
>does nothing until he untaps
>dies to bolt
>dies to shock lmao
shit card kid how about you get good
>LAS I guess
>dotards everywhere around me
>they bully me for playing lol
>internet cafes stopped beiing a thing years ago unless you're a literal poor child or need to play dota near university
>nobody plays league
>most girls are ugly as hell
>never played in LAS and stayed in based NA because I knew from my dota days how bad would it be having to deal with the retards on this contitnent
>i found it on webs
>dont know shit bout MTG
pls dont be mad anon, have a gp
its kinda cool u know ur shit tho, i guess
>vlad mid on my team
>first bloods enemy diana
>rushes ludens echo (?)
>dies to her solo 5 times despite being a kill ahead
>builds warmogs after ludens
>check scoreboard as the enemy team is destroying our nexus
>he's 1/8, building towards a second warmogs
he'd wrap his legs tightly around you and give you a deep throated kiss, his tongue going deeper inside you as you go deeper inside him and you feel him paint your bellies white
this is getting pretty gay, might stop before the jannies start banning
please just delete if it's too far mister hotpocket
fuck this gay earth right?
Seriously, there are a lot of fucking monkeys in the Philippines who have the DOTA mentality: just pick Lulu thinking you can stomp other people like Witch Doctor
pretty smooth anon
>His internet is shit
>Immediately shuts off the stream
>tfw no streamers to watch
Someone should make a version of this image with Mark Merrill like, "So I told lyte to kill my game.. he actually did it the absolute madman hahahahahaha!"
Have mark and lyte be the two standing people and then on the ground just the words Dynamic Queue.
Nah I've said a lot worse. I don't delete things I enjoyed saying
Play memes. Today is the last day before true ranked begins.
Not very well. You have almost no range. You have 1 stun. You relay on hitting minions to deal real damage.
Frankly, if you were ever on my team I'd dodge and stop playing for the next half hour.
how do you carry as adc? it's the one role I'm shit at
I can win lane pretty easily but I become useless as hell later on because I do no damage and everyone on the enemy team shits on me
I got dumpstered in <3 seconds by a 0/5 irelia today when I was a 7/1 miss fortune
I get that it's a bad matchup but at those scores, and being three levels up on her, I should be able to win that right?
Why is this a problem, you are still getting your cock sucked by trist.
You want a lovey dovey fellatio, don't cha.
be a pussy and stay back
attack person nearest to you in teamfights, its about it
probably nasus, or garen
>Team is pussy-footing around mid
>Fight breaks out
>The enemy team all tunnel close to eachother
>Watch them all desperately try to run as I carve them down one by one
CANCER BROS WARWICK EMAIL
not to intervene but
>wanting anything other than passionate feelings for another
>killing a commanding officer because he's incompetent then taking control of the army to lead them to victory
She sucks cock cause she loves dick. She's not doing it as a favor to you despite not enjoying it, she loves sucking dick and is sucking YOUR dick because she wants to and thinks it looks delicious.
Tris is a premium cocksucker, being picked by her means your cock is of fine quality.
Katarina isn't evil. She's just patriotic, but was the person who went out of their way to work with Demacia to uncover some conspiracy shit that was pitting the two countries against each other.
yes. i want a feeling that i want to give to the person that gave me that feeling. i want them to give me that feeling just because they want me to feel good, expecting nothing in return.
>jax is balanceable
every single fucking time
You can choose 1 Dota champion/hero to port over. Numerical values such as range and damage are tweaked to fit the game but otherwise its a 1 to 1 port. who do you choose?
It is mediocre. The guy has 0 clue how to draw small people, and seems to only know one expression for Ziggs. Zac is good in the pic, I admit.
He needs to learn how to draw anal properly. A dick that fat going into Ziggs should make some tummy bulging.
>It was so disappointing I didn't even crop it
Yep over all. The stacking one that buffs basics is now good enough to take if you can keep the stacks up.
>Playing with Gold+ friends
>lifes sometimes is good
>Get fed somehow
>can't do shit because i'm more derpier than a fucking retard
>can't jungle for shit (30min devourer wtf)
>Can ADC decent
>i got fucked by a graves top and i can't get over it.
>is always the same shit with my friends in mobas. i'm the shit player and i'm sick of it ffs
What was your favourite thing to happen to League in 2015?
Who will people hate me more for playing, Trynd or Irelia? Also which can carry harder
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FEMALES IN LOLG?
>first recon veteran and sanctioned assassin
Dude, I have to tell you something.
While your thinking is totally ok and I respect it (I used to think like you), your missing something relatively important : 99% of people are selfish assholes and you will never find someone who will care about you expecting nothing in return.
It took me 28 years and a lot of sad moment in my life to realize that.
Irelia turns almost any lane into a skill matchup, Trynd is the definition of poor champ design (Irelia is too, but Trynd is far worse)
In all honestly toplane AD bruisers are shit unless they scale like mad (See: Jax) If you want to play toplane play something off meta or something that isn't absolute unbeatable cancer
A lot of people say warwick, but balancing farming, ganking, and fuck good uses of your ult, as well as learning how to pre 6 gank can be a bit difficult. Rammus is just impossible to fuck up. You're really tanky, you have an escape, you do a fuck ton of damage, and none of your abilities require you to do anything other than stand their or click. Just don't pick him into someone who can counter jungle you.
I think new Poppy is interesting and all, and much cooler/interactive than old Poppy for sure.
But holy cancer when she gets a lead as top lane. I outplayed myself and traded poorly lvl 2, and just because of that 300 gold lead and an exp advantage, I was completely unable to farm for the rest of the game. I would let the wave come to turret, get stunned into my own turret, dove from full hp, and she would just turn on w and tank 4 turret shots and live with 1/2 to walk away like it was nothing.
Why, exactly, did Riot give a champion an aoe ability that does %hp damage... twice... as if you need to work to land it, on a champ that has a 2 fucking second stun?
I can usually outplay and carry against her, I'm not used to giving her a lead in lane, but WOW that was some of the least fun I've had in a match in a long fucking time. Fuck your reworks Riot.
>females in lolg
>none of them looks like sona
kill me already anon, just end it
I feel the same way on Rumble and Teemo. They both feel like neutrals, with Teemo being lawful as he did things out of duty while Rumble got his shit kicked by humans.
holy shit. That is so brutal.
>Get out of bed
>"Ok I'll play some league today!"
>"Maybe I'll watch a stream for a bit to get in the mood"
>Watch stream for 5 hours
>"It's too late for league I guess, tommorrow I'll play"
wanting revenge on your crew that got you killed isn't evil
she's basically post frieza-saga vegeta, a bad-ass with a belief in might-makes-right and survival of the fittest. If anything she's somewhere around true neutral, not CN, though.
bored waiting on this forever champ select, shall post random yordle
highest of lels
is there oddshot of it? or would that be too much?
>want to play league
>can't because have to do schoolwork
>constantly doing schoolwork while listening to stream in background
>weekend comes around
>haven't played all week so Im rusty
>forced to play normals because of that
>can't climb because no time to get good
>makes deals with people
>fucks them over and devours their misery while sticking to his exact words
Tahm Kench is the picture of Lawful Evil
>carves scrimshaw in people's bones while they're alive because it gets him hard
He's one of the biggest sadists on the roster
Heimerdinger isn't a mad scientist, he's just a scientist. Viktor is a mad scientist.
I think I've given up on this game. I want to play, maybe win, and if I don't at least have a good time. It's not much to ask.
Instead, every game has two or three opponents that just taunt endlessly, type bait in /all and generally behave like Smash players.
... Is League as bad as Melee now?
Regardless, I think I'll go do something else for a few weeks. I'll still look at porn, but I'm not gonna open that client.
>still no mundo nerfs
>mundo is still perma banned
>day 25 of not being able to play my goofy psychopath
God Fiora's rework was so perfect, she's such bullshit but it's gorgeously designed bullshit. I wish all champions in League were as good as she is.
I meant that she used it, and it's passive component, which gives armor, to gain movespeed and get out of turret range afterwards taking no damage, for all intents and purposes.
Quinn, Renek, and Tryn, I'll give you. But even then, it's to a lesser extent, and the rest of those you can play passively and you don't get turret dove at full hp as a punishment for 'being in lane.'
Trust me anon.
Also, you're lying to yourself.
You're not expecting nothing in return.
In fact, you expect the greatest thing ever : love.
And oh boy you can wait a long time for that.
Yeah I guess he's evil but he's actually insane as opposed to people like Draven who do it willingly out of sport.
Its because she doesn't love you and is massaging the balls of another man.
If a woman loves you, truly loves you she'll drink gallons of man juice, eat your asshole out, suck on your balls and let you put it in her butt. If she's not doing these things for you, its because she's doing it for someone else.
Imagine that's what dating Katarina would be like because she's doing all that shit for garen behind your back
Theoddone is an insufferable whining faggot
Tuned into his stream for half a game just in time to see him going berserk at an enemy MF and wanting to surrender the second 20mins were clocked up in-game
I don't even get to turning on the stream anymore.
I used to play with other people but they stopped inviting me to games so now I have virtually no reason to play.
Is support poppy just some hipster lolgen meme or does it actually have any legitimacy to it ?
Her base stats are retardedly overtuned and her W is utility enough that it works
Also her E means you have total bush control because if they walk into one you stun them into a wall
All these champ have one thing in common : once they have their ult, you're dead, no matter what.
You won't farm under your tower against a fed Riven, Fiora, Rumble, Cho gat etc
You will die inevitably if they know their shit.
>has no disengage
>After a short delay, Ekko blinks to his hologram's location (where he was 4 seconds ago), becoming untargetable for the duration, dealing magic damage to surrounding enemies on arrival and healing himself.
>tfw dont play dota so dont understand why these characters are acting the way they do
shitty feel desu senpai
It's doable. She's kind of a wonky champ because early game her stats are great but her kit is weak, and late game her ratios scale like shit but her kit's utility still has a lot of uses, especially her ult.
>getting chased through jungle
>E over some wall
>place W at some camp for vision
>second part of E to blink to the jungle monster
very slippery in the right hands
I think the community's always been this bad.
Everyone's a jerkoff, no one is there to have fun unless it involves depriving someone else of fun.
It's human nature, it's unavoidable.
girls are retarded, i agree
thank you to whoever posted this yesterday
All these champ have one thing in common : once they have their ult, you're dead, no matter what.
You won't farm under your tower against a fed Riven, Fiora, Rumble, Cho gat etc
You will die inevitably if they know their shit.
The only champ I can think of that will let you farm under your tower is Singed, and he is a pain in the ass to deal with.
Even a Vlad will give you hell if he has the advantage.
you are right. i do want love. i want to do something i dislike for someone because it makes them feel better, and do the same for me because we care that much for each other. i want to believe i will find that one day. thats all i have to hope for in life
>ekko's not mobile
>has a dash that's also a blink
>his ult can literally teleport him a screen away
Lolgen has no right to make fun of redditors when you say dumb shit like this.
>Tfw great at your main and waifu but team throws on purpose to spite me for picking her
>Get deleted instantly by a melee carry
>Can't fight back because he's untargettable and invulnerable
>Literally Yi and Old Fiora mixed into one
Melee carries are just disgusting
>tfw playing blind cancerman of many kicks and wardhops
When lolg was actually decent
I know how you feel. Every time is the same for me.
>want someone to play with
>maybe I'll ask /lolg/!
>someone asks me for ign
>all my figurative spaghetti dropping from my pockets
>either don't reply or turn them down
I add people from here. Play with them once or twice. Rarely talk to them again. The cycle makes me pretty uncomfortable and highlights the difficulties I have interacting with other people.
Same, my favourite is when they remove you for no reason, happens all the time because people here don't understand how to talk to someone and would prefer to not have the pressure of my existence reminding them they're socially retarded every time they look at their friends list
I'm going to bed but I'd gladly play with any of you meme-loving fucks. I'm brand new to League and only been playing like a week (literally Rank 11, on NA) so I certainly don't mind people to hang with. I'm super laid back about it though. I don't get salty when I lose or when people do dumb shit.
I will likely never be a Diamond high ELO queuing partner though.
IGN : Eurybathic
>mfw 4 weeks into college and I haven't done a single assignment, never went to class, haven't read a singe page
i-is it too late to start?
should I just give up?
Mate you've already been booted out of all those classes. Since you're a freshman that means all the classes you take are super competitive with wait lists, anyone who doesn't show up the first few classes is immediately dropped and his seat is given to somebody on the wait list who actually showed up.
asian christian dormitory school
my teachers still beat me for not doing stuff
Are you supposed to do all your readings?
I am taking 5 classes and each of them require you to read 1 chapter every 2 days, so 3 chapters a week. If you multiply that by 5 that's 15 chapters a week. Then if you multiply that by 30 pages that's 450 pages
Do people usually do this much reading?
Or do people just cram textbook till the last moment?
I'm so fucking stressed, how are they expecting me to read 5 chapters every 2 days?
You need to do enough work to know the subject material. You don't need to do ALL the readings, but you need to do enough so you can actually complete your assessments. I skimmed by my last semester with probably 10 hours of study a week, it's not hard.
Now, think about something you like and search how and where you can study it.
Congrats, you have accomplished your first step toward happiness and did not made the same mistake as me who wasted 7 years studying something I never liked.