#pray for Etika edition.
>Corrin Chooses to Smash!
>Fates NA Website ("Full site coming soon")
Felicia is the cutest! I want to hold her in my arms and never let go! Stroking her soft hair and whispering sweet things to her! Giving her little kisses on the cheek! Making sure she always feels safe and protected! I love Felicia!
Sage. I would have went Bishop but they removed it ;_;
I prefer Midoriko to Elise but I plan on impregnating both anyway, so whatever
>best fates waifu pieri /feg/
Why did you do my job, is mine! MINE!
I S-SWEAR C-CHARLOTTE FORCED HERSELF ON ME! SHE DID!
S-SHE REALLY DID PIERI OHGODNOTTHEOTHEREYE!
Generals really are the worst for shitposting. Talk about the games for once holy shit.
GET FUCKED GHARNEF
I tried to fix her abnormally long arm.
technically it's not a meme, in that memes are logical on a basic level, or a "higher" community-specific level that helps them propagate
it's more like a headcanon, or a fanfiction
I, Mamui, now enter you're daughteru.
Ironically, Camilla would probably be the smelliest girl. No amount of bathing is going to get rid of the nasty infections that are sure to come with straddling the rotting flesh of zombie wyverns with nothing but your little panties for protection. In fact, that's probably why she's constantly bathing; to try and rid herself of that putrid smell.
> Conquest chapter 19
That was probably the most bullshit chapter I've done so far. Why does there need to be so much beastbane when you basically have nothing but horse riding units? That illusion is such bullshit, and you are definitely going to lose anyone who isn't using a bronze weapon.
>game never mentions she's smelly despite her shitty hobby
>no one ever mentions it at all, ever
If she was smelly it's come up somewhere. None of the FE characters are smelly, it's just a meme that this place refuses to let go of.
I'm not saying she has a good gimmick or anything, though. It's still terrible.
> beast killer
I knew I was forgetting something.
Next play through is IK for me, so I imagine that I will indeed have more variety. I just really like units with high mobility though.
The one that was a nameswap of RDR's ending in an attempt to bait Etika into making one of his retarded nigger videos right
The one that was ruined by Tharjacuck sperging out and shitposters beginning to take it seriously
here, done better because your crude MS paint skills triggered my OCD
ONE MORE CHAPTER
I forgot about Marth's sister, but she's fine back near the mountains.
Cumilla likes bathing because it gives her an excuse to masturbate
they're not revenants, they're maligs
Using Asama for a weed detector! Giving him only top-quality kush! Sharing is Caring! GET THESE PINK ELEPHANTS OFF MY LAWN. I DON'T WANT A HAMBURGER.
BRADY IS GOING BACK TO THE PAST
TO KICK SOME MOTHER FUCKING ASS
Everyone's stats before the final chapter. I'll change their inventory a bit but otherwise I'm good to go.
Asama is so dirty. He seems like the type of person who play's with/eats his wife pussy for like 40 minutes before he actually gets to fucking her. The type of person who gets his finger's all covered in girl fluids and licks it off while saying weird shit like "doh ho ho ho". I bet he has a really hairy and smelly dick too.
>not imprisoning your lord's well-meaning but treasonous sister in your 'persuasion' dungeon >you will never strip her down to her bodice, laces and tights, then lock her into a set of stocks that force her to remain bent at the waist while standing >you will never enjoy the spectacle of the prince making his once-weekly trip into the dungeon to fill her with his seed while she writhes in the bonds
And that's the story of how Zero became a godfather.
We're all on the same page here, right?
The final chapter in FE3 is a bit too hard for the Wolfguard. But it's 4 in the morning, I'll try and finish tomorrow. Sorry lads, night.
Am I the only one that thinks that Fates´s supports are too dull? yeah, I know Awakening what´s not exactly Shakespeare but at least there were some supports fun to read, in Fates I just find myself skipping them.
She's a really cool character in her own right. But if you use her you will have to listen to Tharja a bunch. And even if you don't she'll still talk a fair bit in the main story.
I'm marrying him to Rinka, he probably does that.
It's not like she can resist.
What was /feg/'s reaction when you first saw Pieri (When her personality wasn't shown)
i think you're doing this on purpose since you want her to yourself
Leonwould have the balls to go balls deep in a nee-san
He would probably just cry and beg her to come back peacefully.
A long, drawn-out disgusted noise.
Her hairstyle has since grown on me but it's really what-were-they-thinking level at first glance.
Though I wonder what the hell were #FE's creators on when they gave Tharja Major Tordo AND Naga when she's a dark mage.
She's good for Shinononme due to the fact that at best Rinka will drag him down to average. Also good for Ignis due to the stupid def she passes. If you don't mind neutering Velour she is good for her too as Velour can get the vaunted Four Fangs/Deadly Breath/Snek Venom combo.
Though if you want to use her and her thief-like growths you have to reclass her to Ninja right away. Clubs are terrible in Hoshido and IK and she will do a lot better as a ninja dodge tank that debuffs due to her high speed/skill growths with decent def/res growths to take hits with. And with low HP growths she will be targetted often. Just get her a pair up that boosts Strength.
Post FEs you would mind break through endless lovemaking
I think he means the access to weapons they can turn into in #FE. Which if that's the case I wouldn't even worry about it since it's all random really. Just off the top of my head I can remember that Mamori has access to Alondite(which is an axe for some reason), Yashiro can use Ragnell, Itsuki has Tyrfing, and a bunch of others. All the Carnages are just named after FE weapons or SMT demons.
Actually Kiria/Tharja is mostly an Ice user, with something of a jack of all trades hat she can learn a bunch of magical attacks. Though all her session skills are ice/force.
there once was a man named grommel
he wanted to be a mage so badly but also wanted to use an axe like his ancestors. Eventually he found the Bolt Axe, and despite it not being a good combo with Resolve, he used it anyway. He then made Ike's army eat rock.
FE15 is going to have the designers behind the Garo armors design the armors for all the classes in it.
Are you happy with this or no?
sex with eponine must be some of the dirtiest kinkiest shit
>takes after her dads lewdness
I think someone did edit her portrait so she would have a pony tail.
>shit crown artist
please tell me you're not serious. That guy can't into proportions for shit and all of his art looks like garbage. Plus the /v/ intake will increase 200 fold.
>Hating Dragon Crown aesthic
>Hating Muramasa aesthetic
>Hating Odin Sphere aesthetic
Damn son, get back to Tumblr, You got an essay to write to impress all the landwhales you Nu-male
Mjollnir is the Holy Weapon of Freege and was wielded by the Crusader Tordo. Naga comes from the Crusader Heim who was gifted Naga's blood and thus technically is the First Exalt before Falchion/Anri was a thing.
Nope, Kiria get Mjollnir as a Carnage and if Tharja promotes to a Sage, she gets to learn the Light Resire and NAGA of all things.
Itsuki/Chrom has access to Florete/Tyrfing/Mystletainn/Balmung/Sol Katti/Durandal/Regal Sword/Mercurius/Falchion meaning somehow Chrom gets Mist's Sword, Elibe's Sol Katti/Durandal, Major Baldo/Hezul/Odo and one of the three regalia.
Meanwhile Tsubasa/Sheeda gets the Wing Spear/Gravidius/Dragon's Lance/GUNGNIR meaning Major Dain is in Sheeda.
Touma/Cain gets the Gae Bolg meaning Major Noba.
Elly/Virion gets the Nidhogg of Magvel/Rienfleche of Elibe/Double Bow of Tellius/Parthia/Yewfelle of Jungby meaning Major Ulir.
Mamori/Draug gets of all weapons Minerva's Hauteclere/Greil's Urvan/Alondite/Basilikos of Elibe/Helswath of Dozle meaning Major Neir.
Could Naga be trying for a major eugenics program to defeat Grima utilizing the powers of Outrealms and Judrgal? If so I applaud her.
>forgets to pull out
>retarded!foleo is born
>rides his horse off a cliff
>Leon doesn't find his body, instead just finds a bloody beret
>all the mistreatment comes back to him as a single tear rolls down his eye
>turns around to face the screen, which pauses on half his face
>still image becomes shaded dramatically like in the end of an anime episode
>"WHEN YOU WALK AWAY"
>"YOU WON'T HEAR ME SAY"
Never pick your end game class as your sub. Use your trait and asset to make up for the class you want to end on's short coming. For instance.
>make side thing Samurai
>gain tons of speed
>buddy with someone who has cav
>now you can go fast
Once again, back to Tumblr you Nu-male
The fact that you say all his art is just TITS AND THIGHTS shows you're ignorant.
I bet you'd say Velvet is exposing too much "skin"
It's like I'm really on /v/. Simply epic. Next you'll tell me Godhand is a misunderstood masterpiece and Fire Emblem needs Dark Souls combat. Fuck off you cancerous retards.
Why are you in this thread you Nu-Male?
Anonymous, it's not that it'll never get a PC release, you just have to wait 10 or so years for emulation to catch up.
Well when you do learn of Gharnef it does get thrown into your face pretty hard core. I especially liked the part whee you fight the FE1 heroes to get their strength. Maybe if they do a sequel it'll dive straight into saying who the main villain is.
I don't even know what the fuck this means. I love how you /v/ retards go scouring the very places you hate for words to unironically use against your boogymen. Only you use them against people with the sense to not give a fuck and just wind up looking stupider. Keep on fighting the "good fight" goober gab.
The Valm invasion was just a waste of plot space. Instead they should of just made the Future Past the plotline instead until the kids jumped back in time and then resume when we will go up and face Manfr...I mean Validar to change the timeline.
And also don't let the kids pair up/get together with Robin so that the tie-in with if/Fates isn't as contrived.
>You're walking in the woods.
>There's no one around,
>And your phone is dead.
>Out of the corner of your eye you spot her,
>She's following you
>About 30 feet back.
>She gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint.
>She's gaining on you.
>You're looking for your car,
>But you're all turned around.
>She's almost upon you now
>And you can see there's blood on her face!
>My god, there's blood everywhere!
>Running for your life
>(From Pieri Labeouf.)
>She's brandishing a knife.
>(It's Pieri Labeouf.)
>Lurking in the shadows
>Nohrian soldier Pieri Labeouf.
>Living in the woods,
>Killing for sport,
>Eating all the bodies
>Actual, cannibal Pieri Labeouf.
>Now it's dark and you seem to have lost her,
>But you're hopelessly lost yourself.
>Stranded with a murderer,
>You creep silently through the underbrush.
>A-ha! In the distance,
>A small cottage with a light on.
>You move stealthily toward it,
>But your leg! AH! It's caught in a bear trap!
>Gnawing off your leg,
>Limping toward the cottage,
>Now you're on the doorstep,
>Sitting inside, Pieri Labeouf.
>Sharpening an ax,
>But she doesn't hear you enter,
>You're sneaking up behind her.
>Strangling super soldier Pieri Labeouf.
>Fighting for your life with Pieri Labeouf,
>Wrestling a knife from Pieri Labeouf,
>Stab it in her kidney.
>Safe at last from Pieri Labeouf.
>You limp into the dark woods,
>Blood oozing from your stump leg.
>But you have won.
>You have beaten Pieri Labeouf
>because I don't and still don't
In your extreme anger, you are becoming incomprehensible.
Congrats, keep screaming about how not mad you are desu.
Jason Schreier sure is mad
completely lost it from just a mention of Dragon's Crown
>/v/ is this triggered
>/v/ has this much of a presence here
Guess that explains all of the fear mongering and shitposting. Probably explains the influx of camilla cucks too.
>le titties xD
Keep crying about how not mad you are tumblr, you already got caught and I want some more.
Nah, just a what if scenario. Though it would be hilarious if Sheeda really was Major Dain(and thus her ancestors migrated from Thracia to Talys) and Baldo/Hezul/Odo/Mist's descendants all married into Marth's bloodline to create the super eugenics program to defeat Loptyr/Medeus/Grima/Earth Dragons.
I don't think you understand that you've merely been an object of ridicule for the past 30 minutes for the exact reason >>128837071 said.
Keep it up, you keep crying because I say so. That's how it's been.
Goodnight /feg/, have a nice evening with your waifu! Hope you're all staying healthy!
Now now kids, I know back in your epic tumblr circlejerk it's considered "epic" to falseflag as SJWs and pretend to hate something without knowing anything about it, but around here we don't do that. Sure you can meme and call others cucks, but unintentionally ousting yourself as a tumblr/reddit retard is a big no-no.
>I'm not fucking triggered over DC you fucking shitlords, I'm fucking calm as can be. You misogynerds wouldn't know anything anyway, I'm so fucking calm I'll scream at the top of my lungs until you believe it
this is great desoo
Can we at least shitpost about the fucking thread topic?
Though I wonder do skills stack if you choose the same character with the same eugenics(for second gens) but with different marriages/buddy sealing? That would speed up the skill grinding quickly.
>how to spot a /v/ fag
Is he losing an argument?
>accusation of being from tumblr
>Y-you're a casual!
>It gets good two hours in!
>b-but muh titties, you don't like titties? FAGGOT!
>accusation of being an SJW
Top kek. Look at this triggered /v/ faggot. >>128837504
Everyone needs to calm down, stop fighting and be friends.
Let's all be nice and friendly.
Killing Hoshidans with Haitaka! Lance~ Lance~
>Go to /v/
>There are people complaining about the gameplay in Nohr being too artificially difficult and how they just want a game they can play for fun without thinking for an hour a day
>They say the new weapon triangle is gimmicky and stupid
So much mad shitposting. Can't we just talk about Fire Emblem?
How to spot tumblr:
>Immediately screams about big brother /v/ whenever she is losing an argument
Top kek. Look at this triggered whore >>128837624
For example, say I bred a Rinka!Velour and had her carry over Snek Venom from Rinka and Flannel buddied Benoit and passed Luna to her and completed the game and saved her. Then I reload the file and have the same Rinka!Velour but I carry over Copycat Puppet instead and had Flannel pass down Kunaibreaker from having him buddy Lazinigo and then complete the game and save her. Do the skills get added on or do they get replaced?
Let's at least shitpost about FE. So, who else needs to be added to the HALL OF /FEG/ HEROS?
I vote Silasbro.
How do you pronounce Micaiah?
I mean, if you're on /vg/ but for some reason rabidly hate /v/ even though they're almost the same, only with /vg/ having more circlejerk, that's a pretty big red flag for being from an outside site.
And being mad over sexuality in video games is a pretty big red flag for being from tumblr.
But you know, she's triggered, not thinking straight, and will expose herself for the 99th time by whatever she response to this with, proving it entirely correct.
No see I have no problem with awakening itself, aside from the fact that it was kind of a weak entry. It's the fact that it had many elements that were not present in the rest of the series that appealed to all sorts of retards combined with the fact that those same retards love hating on anything and everything the series stood for once because "it was dying anyway" that's wrong. People who started with Awakening =! Awakeningbabbies.
So basically the people who started Awakening shit talked how the series originally was and the wide success of Awakening brought in people who could hardly play, say, Thracia or Binding Blade for longer than ten minutes. That's beyond fucked.
How about also also Soleil? That really extra super duper gives it away, since the actual /feg/ protocol in response to Soleil has been to call her a tranny with a man face.
But more recently, the dumb whore actually gave the tumblr response to Soleil that I last saw months ago, which is of course getting mad about the time Soleil collectively triggered tumblr back in July or something.
good night /feg/
get some sleep because you sure need it
I did a little experimenting with the gifts and it seems like they like them by the four categories. So if you give a character any item in their favorite category (it's the one they give you a discount on when they're manning the accessory shop themselves) it will give you their "favorite" response, two other random categories will give you the "like" response, and the last one will get the "dislike" response (usually the swimwear category like you noted).
For example off the top of my head I know Elise loves anything from the hat category, the arm and glasses category items are neutral, swimwear is dislike, Marx's favorite is the arm category, hats and glasses neutral, dislike swimwear, Camilla is one of the few who's favorite is swimsuits, etc.
that's not exactly entirely true, like I think one or both of the dogs only dislike specific things even within the category, which I think included one of the metal armor pieces, like the general or knight shoulders
>I-IF I ASK FOR WAIFU PICS I CAN DROWN OUT THE TUMBLR AUTIST
Nice try, we're not through yet pansy.
find a flaw
hardmode: not the classic"not loli" argument
Shit skill access in a game where skill access is is important. Seriously, making a good postgame build for Tiki is fucking impossible. I'd really like to marry her in a run, but she's just so shitty for eugenics and as a pair-up bot.
so i got a question, in the fan translation, it does not let me choose a path, do i have to play through the first path then it lets me do the other? not sure how to work it
Is it true the localized name for Belka is horrible?
What drove nintendo to do that?
is this place actually better than katawa shoujo general?
Did I miss something or do warp/rescue staves not work on ally units on Nohr-based maps. I just tried using it during Soleil's paralogue and it wouldn't let me select her, even in IK. I used the same strategy to recruit Shino before he got himself killed.
Nohr 27 is fucking easy, what can you possibly have trouble with? Put pair-ups in every room in battle preparations if you have to. Then if you're a pussy bitch or you're tired of replaying the chapter because Takumi keeps fucking your shit up, just go to the stairs as soon as the super-powered baddies in the middle are about to bear down on you.
Could be the same situation with Twilight princess, on both gamecube and wii.
Except this time, there is going to be a bigger hardware difference between the Wii U and NX than there was between the Gamecube and Wii, so the Wii U version will be the objectively shitty one.
There's something about Nowi that makes me want to fuck her. Like, not a quicky or anything like that, but rather plow her pussy for days. I can't quite my finger on what it is.
Morgan is Tharjas child anon. Tiki is too busy fugging Say'ri to have kids.
My bad, I should have specified routes. Joker is probably more usable in Hoshido because you lack defensive units aside from Silas so he could work decently there as a GK.
In Nohr, he can help carry you until Camilla joins but what Joker does as a Great Knight/Paladin isn't any better than what Effie can do and his growths aren't as reliable as hers, not to mention he's completely overshadowed by Marx. One the other hand, in both routes you tend to lack reliable magic users aside from the Elise/Sakura/Leon and this is where Felicia shines. She'll learn tomebreaker pretty quickly so she can be switched to a strategist and act as a magic tank, damage dealer and a back up healer.
tldr; Joker falls short because he doesn't have the magic to be a reliable strategist/healer but he also lacks the growth rates to excel in his secondary class and ends up overshadowed in both roles.
>She's older than you