Leo's Horse laughs at you Edition
>Corrin Chooses to Smash!
>Fates NA Website ("Full site coming soon")
Please, the horse is name Buttercup because Corrin said so and no one had the heart to say otherwise.
Is the FATES dlc officially finished? Where the fuck are the bonus characters and challenge maps? I WANT TO RUB GARON'S FACE
I'm going to marry Big Sis Hinoka!
Why does he wear the headband? Men never wear girly ass headbands. For a guy who is concerned about looking feminine he really shoots him self in the foot
He wanted to be like his tiara wearing idol.
Post cute Marths
100% chance to fuck your waifu and impregnate her with two kids behind your back.
Would Charlotte really cuck you if you were rich, though?
Maybe that's why she's somewhat popular - that Japs believe she'll cuck the poor and because you're a rich dude she won't cuck you.
>Foleo's support with Leon is one of the best parent/child supports in the game
>Treehouse censored fundoshi in xenoblade
>They could censor fundoshi in fates
Hinoka almost looks fuckable in fanart. It's quite a feat.
>downgraded and playing Fates already
>tfw uncensored localized cia will be available soon after Fates releases in the West
She looks perfectly fuckable in-game too.
>mega's shitty pop ups shilling their shitty sync services continue to freeze my downloads
i didn't like that shitty service from the beginning but goddamnit if you're going to make it be stuck with it as least fucking function
also tiaramisu worst girl
Couldn't stand Tharja in Awakening, but Shara actually approaches acceptable territory in my book. Her in-game unit portrait looks better, and she's not a total bitch like her predecessor.
I'd fuck the shit out of Tharja 2.0 but I still don't like the stalking thing.
>you will never bring peace to the continent by uniting Nohr, Hoshido, and the Invisible Kingdom through polygamy
>Not two units paired up in guard stance
>Lead unit: Ice Blood, Nohr, Dragonskin, Hawkeye, Freeze, Aether+.
>Support Unit: Prayer of Bonds, Vantage+, Pavise+, Aegis+, Counter, Magic Counter.
Question for all you Hinokafags,
Why don't you just fuck a dude? It would be more satisfying and they would have more personality and relevance
Shara is diet Tharja. Mirage Tharja is like a cherry Tharja, and then FE15 will bring back Tharja classic.
I don't think it's as bad in Fates.
Tharja is at 2,584 and Shara is only at a measly 188
I'm not Hana-anon, I just posted a random picture I had.
Their hands are bigger than her head..
Anyone find it suspicious that Silasfag "suddenly" has fates and Belkafag has also been playing it recently? A bit too much of a coincidence for my tastes. Why would they both start playing it within such a short time span between each other?
Same person? Same person.
>Her in-game unit portrait looks better
I really don't understand why people still comparing artwork from 2012 (awakening) with artworks from 2015 (fates)
Of course insert awakening character 2.0 looks better than insert awkening character 1.0
It could also be the poses. Lots of people didn't like the shifty eyes look Tharja had.
>Of course insert awakening character 2.0 looks better than insert awakening character 1.0
It's the same artist, and assuming that character portraits of all things will naturally improve over time is retarded. It's pretty obvious why people are comparing the two.
I don't know what to tell you, my man. I don't really understand how you could look at that short haired, redhead, tomboy, nee-san and not like her.
I could insult you and your taste, but that's not really me, y'know? I'd much rather just have a laugh, a few jests, and go back to loving my adorable, loving big (step) sis Hinoka!
In actuality all I'm doing is making a long paragraph so it looks like I'm actually saying something important. I'm really just typing and letting you know that I can't explain why I find tomboyish, short haired girls (that happen to be redheads) the most attractive shit.
Because she's my wife and I love her that's why.
She's basically a boy but without a dick what's the point?
Wait, I'm out of the loop. They changed 'Zero' to 'Niles'? That's gay as shit. I actually liked Zero. It was edgy, but in a fitting way.
Flat chested girls are not boys.
Besides, haven't you already learned that boys are the best girls?
>I highly doubt Belkafag fits that criteria.
Were you not here when this happened?
Who has the best parent/child dynamic and why is it Hinata and his grandpa son?
>this is supposed to be a Kinu!Kanna
>author can't even get the hair right
Well, at least it exists.
What's your opinion on the quality, guys? Seems okay to me.
Anybody got some of those screencaps of the shit fan TL? I need them to show to somebody for laffs
Faces are much too western, needs more anime uguu
>You're now imagining a 21 year old man lovingly crafting a badly drawn MS paint world for his waifu with Mario tier lore.
It's so disturbing it's cute.
>Belka is ready
>firecracker with short hair
>lmao it's a dude
They just drew a girl and called it a girl.
Maybe some anon could fix them, who knows. Second gen / Mamui / child art is fairly difficult to find, so I saved it anyway. I'll take what I can get.
There was also this
and I'm not posting any more because holy shit some of that stuff is ridiculously horrendous
>Ready to be all she can be, is when Belka understand finally. But in order for her to be there, I have to reach the maximum too. I have to be perfect for her and her for me.
>Not literally perfect, but we have reach a point where we have become exactly what each other need at every second.
what the fuck, I knew belkaanon was bad but holy shit
Oh my fuck. This is where the Harold drown meme comes from?
>because I love her and want her life to continue after the game.
>You will never be this pure
>You will never love your waifu this much
I hope so. It's the only way we'll get James.
Here's the artist for the pieces I posted: http://eloisejudedraws.tumblr.com/
Most of the other art was found through searching Kinu on tumblr. The quality tends to be variable. Tumblr artists have potential in my opinion but some of their stylistic choices are fucking strange.
Whatever, more Kanna/mom art is always nice even if the art isn't completely on-point
I hate metashit but man, the reactions really made that thread.
>that shitty quality
come on fampai don't be doing that
Can she say she's sorry for not handling Fatal Frame properly, then?
That's a nice phone you got there...... FOR ME TO POOP ON
She and Crimson (on the Hoshido route) return the Wyvern Riders to their former glory after being lackluster in Awakening.
>Hinoka's face when she finally catches a legendary dragon-type
>with being craven?
>He's the same class as Belkafag but with half the bases and lower growths
>gotten 3 chapters later
the good ones aren't
ahah who am i kidding, megamence and mega ray are the toppest of the top
>don't like him
Ever heard of vocal minority?
I've seen trips and namefags come and go and he doesn't disturb me at all. These newer forum friendly Serenes immigrants are rectal ravaged about him.
But Kamui isn't. Kinda makes me wonder what kind of trainer each character would be.
Aqua - Water
Ryouma - Fighting
Takumi - Normal
Hinoka - Flying
Sakura - Fairy
Camilla - Dragon
Leon - Dark
Not sure about Marx and Elise. And Flora is obviously Ice.
I'm specifically talking about the base options. You have Luna, Inigo, Harold and Charlotte. I'd probably want to be closest to Harold but I don't want to be a victim of constant crits.
>What if use an Armourslayer, fag?
You won't survive a hit from my silver lance fucciboy. Hell, I'll use a javelin and kill you before you even get close.
Glitch. Reset the game. Happened to me too with
>Ever heard of vocal minority?
>I've seen trips and namefags come and go and he doesn't disturb me at all.
Please, this guy has been at it for like three or four years. How many annoying shitposting avatarfags did you have to stand for four years? Having new meat all the time is one thing, but the same guy?
Surprised that not everyone in /feg/ is as autistic as you are?
I don't care about tripfags and namefags, I don't bother myself with e-celeb drama.
I was here when he was in his major avatarfagging spree and I couldn't give a fuck. Also, he was only here when Awakening came out.
You have to hit me first, cunt.
Rescue me and drive me closer to the mages so I can hit them with my sword, friend.
Sorry anon, I just saved that one while I was hunting for new Kinu pictures.
Was just about to say >>128518574
Alternatively, Elise could be Ground.
Marxs team was discussed sort of before. Aegislash obviously representing his fuck you sword. Agron was suggested and I think it would be cool if he had an Umbreon, for his little cat thing. It evolved through being his only friend during g the numerous attempts on his life growing up. I also think all the Nohr royals on horses would have a Ponyta/Rapidash. Maybe a Furfrou as well, since the pokedex says they used to guard the royal family.
Fuck. I knew I was using Axes and Lances way more often than usual. So this..... is the power.... of balance.
Yes, but the Trueblade is often considered the best weapon-locked class to compensate. And the three best Prfs are swords.
So if you're in those specific categories as a Sword user, you're fine. Otherwise, curse ISIS for your fate.
>March of 13 but I didn't even start playing it until May
I never touched Awakening until I beat X&Y
I never touched X&Y again after playing Awakening save for getting Wifi events
I almost wonder if it's be better to go Vanguard if you have Ike, even if 30 speed lets you get doubled by Trueblades.
They've been pretty terrible for ages. The last time swords aren't strictly worse starting with FE7 are super unique swords and RD where they were only slightly worse than other weapons.
Something about this artist's faces is kinda creepy but he sure knows how to draw some nice titties
>and RD where they were only slightly worse than other weapons
FE9 also had Blades with Axes and Lances not getting an equivalent, so Swords were good there too. In fact, Steel Blades were incredibly cheap in that game.
Plus, it's Tellius so their high Wt doesn't really matter.
Who is your waifu and who is your favorite opposite gender character?
>my waifu is water and my favorite male character is Ryouma
Something like that
That was my point, even though /v/ had daily Awakening threads and I lurked on some of them I never got the urge to play it immediately and this was my first FE game
Still logged in a modest 400 hours out of it
No one cares about blades. It's all about the 1-2 range. Even in Awakening, the 1-2 range is good even with the damage nerf. Fates changed things up, but it doesn't matter because Swords get shit on by the stat debuff weapons, which you don't want at all. Plus their accuracy still doesn't matter, on top of having the lowest MT of all weapons. They need a rehaul badly.
>They should be above average
No, they should be average. Heroes are balanced units, make them above average and you have a monster who is better than everyone.
Don't take average as bad, average is average. Even if they are average statwise, they still can wield two weapon types and this can be useful. Now if only Fates didn't make you start with E rank in everything, that'd be good.
They're strictly worse than Paladins and Berserkers now. There's no reason to use them aside from hating a beast weakness because Paladins do what they do with more movement. Berserkers just shit on them offensively, even the skill difference is slight when the strength difference is massive.
And who's the perfect wife for a shota trap robin?
My husbando is Marx. I don't have too much in the way to go on female characters. I guess I like lazy Mitama the best. Her or Eponine maybe? For some reason none of the female characters really grabbed me this time around.
That's the problem of them making Paladins better them, not Heroes being bad per see. Mounted units should be inferior to infantry to compensate for their superior movement.
And nothing wrong with a Berserker being the best in axe combat, that's the whole schtick of weapon locked classes. IntSys just went crazy with nerfing heroes after how broken they were in Awakening, same deal with the Sorcereres, aka the only weapon locked class who doesn't get its own faire.
Guy is probably Asama and waifu is
Yes, it really is. It's very telling that people don't wanna say who their waifu is, yet posting husbandos is ok
as long as it isn't Joker maybe.
I don't mind Berserkers being great at hitting shit. I suppose I just prefer when Berserkers are low skill, high other offenses. 32 skill isn't low at all. I feel like Awakening somewhat balanced them, their low skill seemed a bit overkill, but their offenses were crazy otherwise. For Paladins, you know they're never gonna make them worse. Even in Awakening they're pretty good. They're almost always pretty good, even if they have certain flaws in games due to design, like FE12 or RD.
Or maybe husbando fags just don't give a shit. My husbando gets shit talked a lot, hell, sometimes I shit talk him. I don't care. Waifu fags just tend to get more defensive over it it seems.
It's a good thing there are only deep, manly voice options in Awakening or else I'd feel let down that a trap robin can't get
loved like a pretty girl
Can anyone tell me if making a complete trap is possible in fates?
True, Paladins were fantastic even on FE12, a game where Spd caps were a big deal. Having absurd movement, two useful weapon ranks and being Camus really helps a class shine. Same deal with Dracoknights, even with their shitty Spd cap, they were still amazing due to utility.
You know, looking back I really like the class balance in the DS games. Heroes being shit was the only meh thing about it, but every other class had points where they could really shine at least once.
Well yeah, I figured that much was obvious. That said, as has been discussed before, the exception seems to be when a husbando is implied to be interested in/previously involved with another female character. Then they get set off hard.
I dunno, I remember Generals being pretty bad too. It seems like Fates is the only game that actually tried to fix them. They may not be fantastic maingame units aside from Effie who was given a lot of advantages, but they actually get the stats and skills necessary to make up for their bad movement.
Joker for best boy
Either Setsuna or Mitama for favorite girl. I'd probably marry one of them if I play as Mamui
Marx got it pretty bad for a while. What with his son, his shitty new voice, sisterslayer name, that one guy who made a fake support to make him look bad, and then his looks are made fun of sometimes.
Lazwald gets it a little as well with the Pieri stuff, also the gore images of hi. Lately?
Honestly would have bought IntSys and outsource the next Fire Emblem to Valve desu.
Or maybe start a competent localization company that does not pander to SJWs, censorship, or memes and includes dual audio with an all-star cast for both languages.
Earthbound cost what? $50,000 to translate? Now people these days literally do that shit for f r e e.
Boy am I glad I jumped off of Leons train a long long time ago. Everything about him has just been like a train going into a wall. I don't even care that he has a crush on Camilla. Or that Saizo probably fucked the other titty ninja. Why should I? First relationships usually end bad, and I want the guy to have some experience.
I don't understand the issue with straight guys who are used goods. I mean, with a used goods woman, I can see where it can be hard to overlook the fact that her previous man's cock was probably at one point between those lips you kiss, among other things.
As a Leonfag it's kinda hot desu that he has a crush on Cumilla. It opens up the prospect of a threesome.
Let's be real here familia who WOULDN'T have a crush on Camilla? I don't feel cucked because Leon is too much of a sperg to not be a pure virgin by the time I S rank him.
>Being mad because a girl likes a guy that isn't a virgin
w e w
Out of curiosity, do you have an older sister? I don't but I imagine it'd be harder to be attracted to one, no matter how hot she is.
Course, they're only half-siblings and Japan is apparently more lax on that sorta thing.
I was naive to think this was all the Carnages in the game. There's like a million for each character. Some of them look pretty damn cool too. Maybe the guide book has them.
I don't. My friends said my mom was hot though, so I guess that has some similarity. Then again, I became a weirdo that lusts for 2D exclusively so it was just awkward.
I'm talking in a game file. If it was the reality, it might be different, but I'd never know.
Step it up onii-chan
>Have a nii-san fetish
>Only have an imouto
Tbh if I DID have an older brother I really doubt I'd want to fuck him however if were to have a step brother close in age that's a whole nother dealio
Aqua seems a little TOO close with Shigure
>Camilla is only Leon's half sister and Kamui's not sister
>Leon is basically the prince of taboo breaking degenerates
>tfw some disgusting boy starts hitting on you when all you really want is your daddy's dick
Don't hit on me silly humans~
I really want a Velour/Flannel smut now. She'd have to drug him or something, he doesn't seem like he'd be okay with the idea at all tbqh
>There are people who are attracted to a blatant dadcon
I mean, I can sort of understand Lucina. But to those who actually waifu Velour? What the fuck, guys.
Which second gens would work really well coupled with first gens?
That fucking image. That's pretty good there.
>have no idea what most of the skills do so I can't come up with killer strats for this game
I need to study more Japanese.
And some shit I didn't even know you could get.
I'd kill for that Tharja bust.
Do y'all use calculations when you play? As in, actively make use of the damage formula, crit formula, etc., or even just simpler ones like subtracting defense from attack in Awakening. From what I've seen there seem to be two camps of FE players: players that play a bit riskier and rely on hunches and calculating players that try to minimize the chances that something could go wrong . The latter seem to use the formulas a lot. How do you play?
I try to calculate shit on my head, but it's harder than ever with dual strikes, debuffs, skills and so on.
Fates should really show attack speed and what your defense is when stacked with auras on the stat screen.
>posts the thing to memorize
>what's there to memorize?
I look at every enemy's stats and make my decisions based on that. After playing FE for so long I know what to look for and remember pretty much all the formulas, and can do all that shit in my head pretty easily.
>Facing upgraded enemy units, like a level 15 hero.
>Unsure if I should threat it like a enemy who is level 15 or a enemy who is level 20+15, if you know what I'm saying.
>lilith is eating all my fucking resources
>can't be assed to move her temple around so every my castle defense battle begins with her getting killed off immediately by the invaders
>still get kind of attached to her, in a tamagotchi kind of way except i don't have to clean up her shit
>tfw i visit her temple and she's not there anymore
>Unsure if I should threat it like a enemy who is level 15 or a enemy who is level 20+15, if you know what I'm saying
You should generally be ignoring enemy levels anyway and just look at their stats, they don't always represent just how strong they are.
>the better-looking units are just enemies
>the actual bangable characters are either shit designs or have traits that just wear on you
Especially bosses. You should look at what their stats and weapons are and ignore their level entirely. The only thing the enemy level decides is how much Exp they'll give you, except in games like Fates where it can affect skills like Tsukuyomi's personal.
What's the Fire Emblem equivalent of a practice like this?