'Too Busy Measuring E-Peen To Make A New Edition' Edition
>MGSV Extended Soundtrack
>December Update Info
>NEW PLAYER GUIDE
>/mgg/ ONEDRIVE FOLDER
>LISTS, GUIDES, DOWNLOADS AND OTHER STUFF
>MGS2 SUBSTANCE NOVEL - NEEDS TRANSLATION
>MGSV NOVEL - PARTIALLY TRANSLATED
>TIMELINE AND EPILOGUES:
>KOJIMA'S THOUGHTS ABOUT THE NOVELIZATION
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If Shadowplay isn't capturing your mic input you can use Audacity, it's free and it's what every professional youtuber uses. You just have to make sure to create a "sync point" where you can match up your audio and video. be careful though, apparently variable framerates can create desync over time.
>He doesn't play as the Law, sending shithead infiltrators to the cubes where they belong
>VALVE DID IT
I don't think they have a way to charge me for the coins except making my steam wallet go way into negative amounts and I doubt Valvo would allow this.
Well, it was showing me that I'll be paying 50€(I didn't screw around, just taken the biggest package, lmao), but instead of add funds (of course I couldn't afford that) I had authorize. So, I authorized. Coins came, money not touched.
What intrigues me though is the confirmation mail I've got.
It says the transaction was made from IP 0.0.0.0, located at...
PO Box 1688
Bellevue, WA 98009
VAT ID: EU826000671
>Yep, it says the transaction was made at Valve.
>Yep, it says the transaction was made at Valve.
Just played with a guy named Hentai Lord.
The players are safe because everything will be traced back to Valve.
But this is Karma for trying to monetize MGO with micro-transactions and a bunch of other bullshit. It's 2016 and these chinks still think its cool to charge for colors? Fuck that, they think it is cool to reward players with 100-150 GP per game and make items 1000-2000 GP? FOR A SIMPLE FUCKING BLUE?
Karma is a BITCH, they literally put a f2p game inside a AAA game
they fucked up way to hard
invested ton of money in the title
failed to finish it in time
and to somehow save their financial state they tried to put in microbullshit
in the end mgsv looks like shitty free to play game with unfinished singleplayer mode
or as you said
Unfinished AAA title with shitty free to play mode slapped in
You're wrong. She's pure :3
Let's talk about other MGS games than V
So how does SOP manage to keep the population count high enough to keep the war economy sustainable when every single motherfucker who lives is going to die in a proxy war somewhere?
Scout, if you do your job right nobody will notice but it'll make a major difference.
That or infiltrators who use their stealth camo for productive shit like taking out walker gears from behind so your team can take them.
>Let's talk about MGS games that aren't V
>Talks about 4
goddammit, for a second I thought it would be a good conversation.
I prefer a quick reload myself, makes sniping with the bolt actions loads quicker. the obvious answers are Tough Guy and Gunman though.
Anything that isn't a rescuer is usually fine.
Climber is my favorite
Quick Reload is nice, since some reloads are painfully slow
Tough Guy is cool, too.
Athlete is for FOB sprinting. In singleplayer you have horse, jeep, and d-walker.
Gunman feels like a waste, but I'm not sure how much of a difference it makes on FOBs.
Botanist is convenient, but I'd rather be rolling around at the speed of sound.
>nearly at 100%, 140 hours in
>only 162 kills
>really want to go nuclear, if only to try out all the guns
>can't bring myself to become
Convince me /mgg/. Turn me into the blood soaked monster that stalks the battlefield.
5 months to work on the PC version for an unstable beta with an exploit that hurts their 'precious' money system and then they shut it all down to try to fix it.
I get the team behind it was dissolved, so this is probably a skeleton crew manning the project (which is probably why the new map is ported from singleplayer again and the knife is reusing animations from MGO2), but this is just fucking ridiculous.
You can be a blood-soaked monster that stalks the battlefield without being a bad person! Just piss off a guy who's manning a mortar.
Bruh..how many fucking photo shoots does this bitch do? God damn she is a fucking hustler.
Every fucking day it's a new Joost photoshoot iamge.
And now I'm not a Joostfag I'm just amazed at how many fucking images you poor humans can find of her
Make nuke, another one, and another one, AND another one.
Then attack someone's FOB, get spoted and wait for revenge. Then sooner or later HE will come. Let him stole all your nukes. You ate forever a demon.
so what is his actual name now? And how did he earn all the other names?
God damn, I expected MGO3 to be bad, but I wasn't prepared for a trainwreck of this magnitude.
benedict is from eggs benedict, his favorite breakfast on a slow sunday morning
His name is Hell Master Commander McDonell Benedict Kazuhira Miller and don't you dare forget it
>hi anon, meet my new boyfriend, chad!
I meant that they had 3 more months to work on the PC port of MGO and did absolutely fucking nothing.
The leaderboard was filled with them.
Stefanie Joosten is objectively the best thing to ever happen to the Metal Gear series.
what are some qt videos to watch starring joosten and where is this webm from?
i only know these two:
Apparently i'm hearing horror stories already of people dying repeatedly from being shot by someone on the opposite side of the map, not even lag, people being invincible to health damage, people breaking themselves off of fultons, etc.
MGO3 is fucking awful no matter how you slice it, but if this 'quick exploit fix' fails the next time it goes up or somehow it takes a week or even a month to fix, i'm not even going to bother anymore
>See guy on the watch tower
>First grenade he avoids
>Second grenade nails him in the head and stuns him
I hope MGO comes back soon.
Go away Gordon Ramsay, not everyone likes their scrambled eggs to be a barely-cooked custard sauce.
>Stefanie Joosten is objectively the best thing to ever happen to the world.
Fluffy, yellow, filled with cheddar cheese, all worked up and delicious.
>you will never marry her
>Doesnt know how to play mr ping-pong-ping
>mfw it's 00:20 am
>mfw I'm gonna be up all night just to play MGO for 15 minutes before it gets scrapped again
Things that would fix MGO
>Walker Gears lack plate that prevents firing at them from the front but they get wheelies
>weekly challenges for extra gear points
>progress in MGO and MGSV unlocks gear for each other
>unique Outer Ops Platform area for Freeplay once the DLC with the Mother Base area drops
>it actually works instead of being taken down after less than a day
>GP alternatives to MB coins or the ability to earn Coins via challenges
>DLC outfits in MGSV work in MGO
>text chat and refined comm channels for voice chat
>more incentives for buddies to work together i.e. more points for buddy assists
>more crosshair options without external modding
>complete strip of the game system and replacement with MGO2
yeah for like two hours, but there was a glitch that allowed them to get unlimited mb coins with no expenses so they closed the beta immediately.
Unfortunately I was at work, but there are people here who already bought every single cosmetic item in the game.
Bring back Survival.
Which they plan on doing and they're going to add ranks which seem the same as they were in MGO2.
So we're going all in on elitist competitive bullshit from MGO2 and I never realized how much I wanted it.
Even if you were to improve all the side-content and try to make it a better experience overall, you have to remember; MGO3 runs on MGSV's gameplay, and that translates to a multiplayer environment as basically being a third-person-shooter. No matter what you do to improve the edges around it all, the core is still fundamentally flawed for a Metal Gear multiplayer title.
>MGO3 is shit at it's core
That's the problem. No matter how much Konami Japan makes the game like MGO2, they're still suck building off the failures of Konami LA.
It's so disappointing see what Konami Japan could've done with MGO3 if Konami didn't decide that a western studio would make it appeal more to western audiences.
>Play MGO PC tons right when it launches
>After the first 6 hours or so people start varying it up instead of just shooting anything that moves
>Game becomes pretty fun with the occasional silly MGS shenanigans
I don't get what everyone's so gloom and doom about, I thought it was alright.
The only thing I'm pissed at is no text chat.
>Crawling through FOB
>Three guards just materialize around me out of nowhere, literally.
What the fuck is going on?
>No matter how much Konami Japan makes the game like MGO2, they're still suck building off the failures of Konami LA.
Even if Konami Japan handled it all, there'd still probably be stupid microtransactions and they still have the MGSV gameplay which promotes action above all, even more than MGS4. And considering MGS4 devolved into a third-person shooter at times, this is basically the unfortunate logical conclusion when the series primes itself towards action in the long run.
Atleast I got to cuddle with the Boss before the servers went down.
Its main problems are things that wouldn't necessarily bother you after 6 hours.
There's a lack of content, some balancing issues and a lot of little things that it lacks that were in previous MGOs.
>look at picture for ten seconds
>it's just snake
>what's that weird red musta-
>MGO getting pushed back by 3 months
>think it's because they're implementing anti-cheat
>netcode is shit
>no text chat
>auto-aim still exists
What the hell took them three fucking months?
This is literally MGO Console Edition except with keyboard and mouse.
It even fucking says "gamer card" when you hover over player name in player list. This is not Xbox. It takes you to Steam profile. Why the fuck does it say "gamer card"
that's exactly the kind of just left of vanilla shit kaz would be into
Every single decision they made was the wrong one.
I can't think of a single good thing about MGO3, and I can count the good things in MGSV on my fingers. They had to be trying to be bad, this has to be some conspiracy to convince the biggu bossu to focus on pachinko or something.
>yfw MGO pulls a TF2 and gives the people who didn't exploit a cool boost or exclusive item al la Cheater's Lament
>both special characters have a maximum faggotry loadout
Shield Ocelot please. Please stop throwing e-locs and setting fulton mines and killing absolutely everyone.
>host quits with a minute left in the second round
>the entire fucking match resets and you lose all of your XP
MW2 had better host migration in 2009
What're you complaining about? If EVERYone was into funneling live insects into their partner's urethras while they were nailed helpless to a tesla coil, it wouldn't be special anymore.
>Chase guy through a building
>Under fire from his buddy
>CQC grab the target
>Turn around and use him as a shield
>Evaporate the second guy's head with a pistol
>Choke him out
>Holding down the button for Fulton
>YOU HAVE BEEN DISCONNECTED FROM SESSION
Everything about this game is just fucking awful.
>come back home from class
>MGO is suddenly off the table
I only had like just an hour and half of combined gameplay
seriously fuck these cunts
I'm already feeling withdrawal, who can /mgg/ suggest if I want to
watch MGO3 gameplay
people are about to be rolled back
thanks a lot assholes for cheating now we all pay the price.
I wanna lock him away and feed him snacks
All i've got is a 6 minute compilation
there's usually some players you can find on twitch streaming on ps4 but they're usually not that good at the game
How exactly was someone who wanted to buy MB coins supposed to go about it? The only way anyone even found out about this is because someone tried to give Konami money and Konami fucked up.
It's Konami's fault.
Cute tired brown girls
Sadly for the entire pre-season of the ESL league, rockets weren't banned. it was either use them or get raped by them. Some retard thought it was a good idea to put RPGs into MGO that you can spawn with every life
>not wearing all red
He's a big guy, he's gonna need more than pudding.
I'd bake the big boy a large cheesecake
>Calling Kaz 'big boy' while you feed him and pat his tummy
>unironically wearing all maroon
>being "that" faggot from MGO2
Tasteless twat detected. Where's your zombie face paint?
I'm so bored! Just release it without anything to purchase!
>release a beta
>they take it away from us the next day
IT WAS OURS DAMMIT
I hope that'd make him a little angry. I want him to give me a good mean yell in my face, then shut him up with delicious desserts until he is content again.
Actually they've been the sign of uncreative "lolsorandumb xD" retards who can't think for themselves.
See also: People in GTA who just put the most expensive mods on cars because "expensive means better hurr"
>all one color
>not mixing camo with solid colors
>being a tacky santa nigger
I miss those fucking camo set/map slots.
it sounds like you're upset you never got enough RP/GP to dress in red or white.
I used white and black in MGO2, looked pretty nice honestly
shame the customization isn't even 1/10th as good in MGO3
ONE FUCKING SECOND REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Sounds like you're an idiot. I had fat stacks of RP every survival, and spent it on a ton of stuff. If you didn't have 4 outfits coordinated to the different levels, you're a fucking turbopleb and need to get out of my face with your gimmicky shit.
>Thinking white and black looks good
This nigga knows what's up.
>been bored as shit last few days
>find out mgo finally is out
>play for about 45 minutes before a friend gets on
>relaunch the game
>no longer works
fuckin konami pullin some pablo escobar shit with me right now and I wont deal with it goddamn
Is it back up?
c-can I close the game yet?
Trying to shift the goal posts because you have to make yourself special and unique to stand out
instead of showing some actual skill?
No, I hated that guy too.
And I used a lot of solid color sets. Also the point of camo is to obscure your profile, not make you invisible, I always hated those idiots that thought playing dead in the open made them hard to see.
This guy gets it , they even fired Kojima for us
So far in MGO3 i've been sticking to dark color sets and staying low until all hell breaks loose and I need to get going. Unfortunately the PC makes it incredibly easy to spot people so even the Stealth Camo whores are basically fucked unless they stay still and then flank you.
Making my character blatantly obvious wearing red white/black and running around the map still doing better than anyone else sent a pretty clear message:
I'm better at the game than you
The ghillie suit actually made you almost impossible to see among bushes but other than that I never felt the need to wear camo anywhere
>Making my character blatantly obvious wearing red white/black and running around the map still doing better than anyone else sent a pretty clear message:
I'm better at the game than you
Do shitters actually think this, or is it some kind of post-retardation rationalization for why they dressed like fucking idiots?
>Snow camo is lost forever
Does nobody remember that Korba is an MGO scrub who can't stop sucking his own dick?
He was going on and on about how much better MGO3 was than MGO2 not too long ago just because his team was undefeated and he could win money from playing.
I guess this is the mindset of bad players who get slapped around every round by players wearing bright, obvious colors
>wow he's so ugly i dont even care i got raped
I preferred my white/black loadout over anything else in MGO2, it looked damn good and looked even better when I was constantly on top of every room
I did win money, and will be winning more
>I preferred my white/black loadout over anything else in MGO2, it looked damn good and looked even better when I was constantly on top of every room
Absolutely irrelevant to what I said. I was calling you out on being a self-pontificating cock, I didnt ask what your favourite loadout was. What a fucking weirdo.
not only did we not sign up for it, my team never would have made it far because i was playing with idiots from /v/ at the time
maybe you should make a reddit post about your WC nostalgia
I-i clicked MB Coins many times because I had no idea what was going on. I ended up with 30k MB coins. I don't have a CC linked to my account.
I did buy some cosmetics. I am a demon and a bad person.
>I really hope they ban the majority of the people playing this game so I have no-one to play with
I clicked each MB coin because I was trying to figure out what the prices were. It didn't tell you anything and manually going to Steam didn't help.
I'm really nervous and I don't want to be banned from MGO. This really sucks, I smoked 10 cigarettes already.
>friend gets a nuke
>i visit his fob and we chill
>the second i leave he gets invaded by a Spanish
>he defeats them
>after a few minutes another Spanish invades
>he defeats them
>after a few minutes another Spanish invades
>he defeats them
>after another few minutes another guy invades
>he cant connect to it
>he keeps trying to connect to it for 2 minutes
>me and someone else on his support list even tries to go to his fob but we cant
>in those 2 minutes he couldn't join some French invader steals his nuke
This was all in the course of half an hour
Im not even a nuke owner and im pissed
I only havel ike 99 cent in my Steam Wallet, and I was trying to see the prices so if I had to, I'd add funds. Nothing popped up. It just kept loading so I kept exiting and clicking again.
As stupid as it sounds I honestly thought the shit was just bugged. I didn't know it was THIS bugged.
I will admit I did turn into a demon because I bought cosmetics but they were cosmetics I was planning on buying anyway IF I had known the prices I would of not bought any. If I knew the worth of each MB Coin set I would of ALT-F4'd
As the one anon said a while ago. There is no turning back, and I accept the consequences. Life will always fuck you so I'm not even mad, just nervous.
So be it I guess, I'll buy exactly what I was planning to originally. That would suck though for the people who weren't aware.
You'd think Konami has some kind of historic of MB coins transactions, if they're half smart they can figure it out which transactions were paid for and which were not, they can even filter for transactions after the beta period started and it'll be much easier, then they'll simply cancel those transactions and any items bought with those coins will be removed. It's probably the best course of action, banning people is a bad move since they can't tell which ones were doing on purpose and which ones did it on accident, and by removing only those coins they will keep from complaining since those coins weren't legit anyway.
never claimed it was going to be interesting pictures you silly sausage.
What about the customization system?
So basically the only people who are shit talking MGO3 are either:
>MGO2 players who are salty that MGO3 isn't brown and bloom CoD clone
>PS4fags who are still butt blistered at the lag and japanese players raping their mouths
>Shitty players who run and gun instead of playing it tactically and stealthy
mfw konami purposely made that MBcoin glitch because they knew people would exploit it without thinking they would have to pay them
They just removed public access to the branch, which resets you to the regular version and delete additional data. When they make MGO public again you'll have to redownload it.
I'm drunk guys. I'm sorry.
I'll start from the beginning then.
Hey I played a couple of matches with you
You're pretty good
Depends on if the DLC's out by then. Considering PC's supposed to be out by the end of January, I'd say no. Same for all the changes they're making in v1.03, though that still might release the month. I'm not sure.
Oh yeah I remember you!
Konami will only fix their shit once people stop playing, since they can't force you faggots to fuck off from the beta so they can work on it they're probably waiting so they can start doing their thing. Just leave already you faggots, you're probably the reason it's taking this long to fix it.
>Recharges through the power of friendship
That's fucking cute.
If they ban you, then they must ban me.
We are together anon. Together.
They can't, you see they can shut down the servers, but that won't be enough if people don't quit the game and be forced to reset to the regular version. As long as there people still in the beta branch they can't start their maintenance on that branch, and to make another branch at this point would take days if not weeks.
I remember you guys getting butthurt about people boasting,
but stealing money.
Holy shit you guys
Last update was 7 hours ago when they removed the beta.
Nothing since then, to anyone still hoping they'll rerelase it today I would give up already, it's clear this will take long to sort out.
>go to pay Konami so I can wear a squid on my head in the grindfest
>they give me their jew coins for free
>WOW U R SATAN!!!!!
i "owe" konami like 250 $
but they can't charge it
so what are they going to do?
If it was just a regular bug, they could be done by tonight.
But money was supposed to exchange hands between three different parties, and it didn't work out. We have two companies that need to sort shit out, plug the hole, and figure out how to deal with the exploiters.
Valve is neck-deep in microtransactional nonsense, so they probably already have a plan. Konami, I'm not so sure.
I wouldn't get my hopes up for MGO PC to return any time this month.
>not having a superior fursona
Bet you don't even shield.
>mfw still playing the "beta"
Also Dave you fucking cuck
>There are people still playing the beta
>"OH MY GOD EX DEE IM STILL PLAYIN ;)"
GET OFF. GET OFF SOT HEY CAN FIX IT
Remove the items from your account. Possibly more.
but valve has a log tho
anyway they can't do anything
i don't have any credit cards connected
and it's not like i'm stupid enough to use steam wallet now
i'll just buy games through russians like i always did
But there's a camo for gold and silver? For pink, red and white? We both know camos are 99% cosmetic
>Best camos going down the trash
Feels bad man
You had to Authorize the payment for the MB coin purchase. The problem is if you didn't have money and planned on adding fun while buying the dlc you got fucked because if you tried it you were just left confused and probably tried it again. The game doesn't tell you if you receive the MB coins until you actually stop and look.
Finally, after 7 hours they're going to test it. Though I expect it to only come back online by tomorrow, if we're lucky.
Good, maybe now the game can actually get fixed.
on a side note this may be how long it took them to even start working the issue.