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Looking at her fills my heart with happiness. This is my senran now.
Guys, I need help! She just came into my room like this and climbed on! I can't get to my computer either!
Posted this from a Senranphone 4!
I love Haruka post and I need to practice more two in one post
Sooo would anyone here be up for playing some SV for awhile this weekend?
I think Yumi is my favorite Senran
I bet the theory of parallel universes is actually true and everyone can have his own murasaki
and every parallel universe deserves to have a happy one.
Hey there /skg/ it's late at night and you know what that means: Time to go to the cool side of the cheeseburger.
>Birthday Anon's Weekly Senran Birthday Forecast
Okay, I know I fucked up with Homura and I will make up for it with a story.
>The keeper of your soul and mine, Ashiya, is going to star in a movie on the 14th. The move is based off of a story someone on a certain anonymous image board created. Other Senrans involved are the Milky Pop girls, Murasaki, Aria and Hikage.
Until next time remember that no one can love your Senran more than you and stay golden.
It would be cool to get real TCG or NW cards. The ones that talk.
Don't forget to get a bowl ready for breakfast in the morning.
Miyabi dreams don't die, they just need patience to be realized. Someday she'll get a daki, and so with other dakiless senrans.
I nee more than one set of eyes to appreciate the snake.
No, not her Gessen friends. The girls who she's always on the phone with. I'm pretty sure one of them is Shizune. Are they shinobi or are they just normal people like Murasame and Suzuki?
I want to fuck Shiki even if it means getting arrested for it!
A PLACE FILLED WITH FILTHY AIR
A PLACE WHERE THEY HAVE NO CARE
A PLACE CALLED,
Just don't use any of the rides, they seem rather dangerous.
Don't know why, but Homu's side ass just makes me diamonds everytime! I love her expression too!
Haha look at this dork everyone!
If you're talking about these they're from a jap cell phone game called senran kagura new wave
Meh. I'm not even sure Miyabi and Asuka are the most popular ones in their school and jasmine is like the least popular senran in total. I hope the other wallpapers for each theme have the other girls at least.
>open tab of whatever /skg/ thread the night before
>skim through the pictures
>chill in /skg/ and shitpost the rest of the night
I just realized that I have been doing this for 2 months straight. Anyone else?
>implying she wouldn't just turn it around once you have no energy left
Cat is here to save the day by rescuing /skg/ from page 9! You better be thankful to cat.
Morning /skg/ had nightmares all last night. Can I get some cute Senrans?
What's up Ashiya?
Just imagine chi<your favorite senran>s chasing the nightmares away.
Want a Chinori?
It's a snow day and Minori wants to play
what do you do?
sneak into Shiki's room and play dressup
Then what happened to my best friend Anon?
He said he met a cute red haired girl who had no friends. She invited him to a pool party...
I never heard from him again. When I asked her where he was she just smiled, licked her lips, jiggled her boobs and said "He is in a better place now!".
Then I ran away, I could tell I was in danger!
I think he wants Asuka's long, thick, futamaki!
Reminder! All Senrans were at one point absorbed by Yoma. The girls that were "rescued" were not the original girls, those girls were fully absorbed, the things that came out were in fact half Yoma merged with some of the original girls personalities. Now they seek Anons to lay their Yoma eggs inside off so they can bring about the destruction of the human race!
Dougen please go away. We don't have an eldritch horror fetish like you, nor do we want to eat a fetus.
I still think it would have made more sense in SK2 for incomplete Orochi to have absorbed the girls and then powered up into True Orochi, rather than having True Orochi there already and then just absorb the girls for no reason at all.
Worse still is the fact that there IS still no explanation as to why she could just absorb 9 fully healthy, powered up and ready to fight ninja with no effort at all.
With just 3 of them being 100% immune, with no explanation given other than "plot armour".
Closest thing I ever saw to an explanation was that Orochi couldn't absorb Asuka/Homura because the Yoma-General versions of them had their Red Orbs smashed.
But then the rest of those Red Orbs were in Kagura so why that would effect who Orochi could absorb is beyond me.
SK in general has a metric fuckton of plotholes, but the best explanation is, as you put it, "plot armor".
We all know that the Yoma will be back, Dougen is going to pop out of a blackhole to summon them, and more ancient evils will need to be slain by a bunch of highschool girls with giant tits in skimpy outfits. I just kind of gave up on the story/logic of these games. It's much easier to just roll with it.
On a side note, it would have been damn cool if you could unlock the Yoma Generals armor as costumes.
Could it be that you're talking about THIS girl, instead?
>with no explanation given other than "plot armour".
Maybe the Super Secret Ninja Scrolls protected them?
And Kagura because lolKagura DA YOMA KILLAH
Would you marry the Youma version of your Senran?
I'd have to do something about her hair, but I'm sure Youma Mirai would make an excellent wife and probably would not kill me.
Nope! It was definitely this evil monster! Look at her now, eyeing up her next meal!
Man I love the Yoma designs.
Yoma are scary!
Imagine some huge monster comes along, eats and absorbs you, turning you into her boob fat. Only to let you out once in a blue moon to attack and kill other girls so she can add them to her boobs fat as well!
All hail Kagura, for she will liberate us from these evil beings, even if it means taking some small collateral damage.
I wish each group of girls got to fight one of the giant Yoma properly. Also each Yoma should have been given some sort of horrible vore/absorb/merger OHKO attack to make them properly scary.
Me too, there was absolutely no rhyme and reason to it.
Just constantly Shinobi Chaining and hoping you get some standing ground to do some damage.
Only True Orochi was worse because that stupid thing just constantly spammed some knockback shit.
H-hey guys come back. I brought you lunch!
Can I buy it with titties?
>Official art is hilariously inconsistent. You get things like giant fuckhuge boobs
that can be great though, you must admit.
for instance it gave us titcow miyabi!
But she always had big tits, even in the real official art?
I ate rice and beans mixed with eggs.
And some chocolate milk.
What is that, a Kagura for ants?
Are there Yoma ants to fight?
I mean I guess I can try.
Fair enough. Good luck to you man.
99% of senrans have big tits.
but titcow versions are one step beyond!
Reminder that the Senrans are NOT white. None of them! If they were, they would look like this.
That's how I am too actually. Homura and Asuka have this weird ability where they most likely aren't in anyone's top five or top ten, but are still well-liked regardless.
I´d be okay with some white Senrans
Kidding aside, it isn't really that bad. Mirai needs to be a bit shorter and stop making that stupid face, but she's all right other than that. Yomi's Slavic, fat, pig-like appearance is capture perfectly.
Is that a Assassin's creed cosplay on the left ?
Just to remind you but at one point most of your waifus were absorbed into a giant demon without any effort at all (like pathetic, weak, useless cannon fodder) and basically became part of True Orochi + Dogen!
Huh, not a bad Yagyuu. All I got is this Hibari Cosplay
I got some thick 3D Senrans if you like
Anon, no! It's going to take me a whole month before I can get Mirai's self-esteem back to where it was before she heard you say that! Some of us have waifus without much confidence in themselves like her, Murasaki, or Murakumo, and comments like that don't help, so please keep them to yourself.
>"They were all pathetic, they should have given up their lives and allowed them selves to be fully absorbed".
>"They would have been much happier as ass and tit fat on Orochi and I!".
>"Now they all have to live with the knowledge of how pathetic and weak they are and fear the next time a yoma pops up".
>"All it will have to do is breath to put them back in their rightful place as jiggling ass fat!"
>"They know that is all they are useful for!"
>"May as well just admit it and prepare them selves to help fill out a Yoma's figure!"
That's over the line! I think you've just undone all of the progress we've made on her self-esteem! You went too far, Anon!
She´s okay. Not much effort with the costume.
Its nothing a good nights sleep won't fix.
>"It is good to see she is so ready and eager to accept her place..."
>"Can't risk adding her to the boobs though, might make it flatter..."
>"We will just add her to the ass instead!"
>"I am sure she will enjoy having her soul become Yoma ass fat and having her conciousness fade from existence as it happily accepts its fate!"
It's not like Kat's school uniform requires THAT much effort.
Kat does have her shirt buttoned, but it's in a way where she like skips a button or something to help make a cleavage window.
I'd fuck her on a cam website and make a loads of money from a bunch of retards who are literally paying me to have sex with my girlfriend, which I would have done regardless of them paying me or not.
I-I could try at least...The former, I mean!
Haruka would feel bad for her and give her a pep talk to try to raise her self-esteem!
Maybe one day you can be as skilled
stupidas me, and shit post on here while going 84 miles per hour. there have been times where posting complicated posts have become quite dangerous!
Did you propose to your Senran yet?
Well unless you live in a desert full of oil people only marry one person.
I want to fuck the shit out of this rich busty blonde.
Not true most of the time, I'm arab and I'm not polygamous. Kat alone is enough!
Yeah, Hikage in a wedding dress is really cute, wonder how proposing to her would go.
I gave her the kelp but that just made her more excited!
>"H-Hikage I want you to be my family!"
Why couldn't this have been Hikage's card instead?
I did! She said if I'm trying to clean her I should use my tongue instead
So I did that
I was just trying to calm her down! And what she said made sense at the time! I don't think it worked she just got more agressive
Now I need to know what other senrans grow in the water.
There is a chance but it hasn't happened. that being said if she gets wet enough, it might be possible to escape since she'll have trouble running after anon.
This has been known to cause spontaneous ejaculation.
new hebijos are all so thick and soft, it's heaven!
I´d actually like to see Leos Zodiac in an actual Senran game.
They all seem quite fine and are one of the two exceptions of Who Waves I quite like.
>Im doing all this to learn more and origins of the Senrans
You know what else you could have done? Buy the game and support the series, but oh no, you had to be a faggot, fuck off.
Sign me up then cause that sounds like heaven to me.
Punished "Yagyu” Snake
Benedict “Hibari” Miller
Revolver “Haruka-sama" Ocelot
The YOMA Parasite Unit
Maybe she disagrees with you...
Looks good to me. She even puts hearts in it to show she loves you.
SOMEDAY YOU GO THROUGH THE DRESSING ROOM
I would love to post nude, but this is a Christian board.
All her dishes sound very unhealthy...
This just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Poor Bashou. I noticed that she's the main victim of a bad spine from that card and this one here. I don't think that a normal spine would be sticking out that far. It's like she has scoliosis
It's not scoliosis, it's her ninja training that gives her supah flexibility.
she always tries her best to get both life and hometown in the picture because she's lewd! LEWD!
Hello everyone, on Christmas last year I came in here and said I'd be losing internet for while and asked for you to post my favorite Senran for me. Well, I got evicted and disowned by my family since then, but I have a new home and internet.
Just wanted to say thanks for posting Senrans for Christmas for me. You guys are the greatest autists
So, when do the Senran girls get to be models for Louis Vuitton and get their own interviews?
Your favorite Senran has boy hair, and she bullies old women until they cry! That said, I'm glad you're doing okay.
>You will never drag your companies' flagship franchise through the mud, and direct three piece of shit games just for the sake of glorifying your waifu and sending her to earth/making her god
>You'll never have enough cash to make your waifu a model and have some guy interview your tulpa.
I fucking hate Toriyama but he's really devoted
In November my 55 year old father had a brain aneurysm. And since then my family turned on me and my older sister. They pretty much blame me for his current condition (He has brain damage, but I still believe he'll recover with time). From what I've heard my family is mad that I didn't call my grandmother enough to see how she was doing while my dad was in a medical coma.
I'm not exactly sure how it got as bad as it was, but my family hates my guts and are taking bets to see how long it takes for me to become homeless.
Things came to a boiling point because they tried to cut off my ability to go to College. I'm not sure what they are doing anymore.
Sorry to turn this into my blog.
TL;DR, I got disowned because I was a NEET and my dad had a brain aneursym, and my family didn't want me to get my life back on track
YesDid I get spread to here too? Am I that shilled by friends and fans?
Geez your family sounds like a bunch of genuine psychopaths. Their should be some social services aviailable to you that can help you out depending on your age. Hopefully you can get your life back on track and show them what for.
Hey man, just weeks before all this shit happened, I got a figure of Kat, I'm as happy as I can be right now.
Here's my senran, also nice fig bro.
If you need donations I won't mind, what Having a fortunate situations while a felow anon is having massive issues is quite sadening, so let me know if there's anyway I can help.
Thanks buddy, I'm hopeful for the future
having a small yt with 3k ish subs and working for a cool small gaming site helps
She was my favorite until I got Shinovi verses. To be honest, Yozakura isn't even my favorite. Miyabi is
If you're up to help, add me on steam and we'll game and chat, I leave it up to you to figure out if I'm worthy of supporting or not :) I'm not exactly at the point where I can turn down help.
Sure here's mine
From our brief exchange on twitter I assumed you were more of a Katsuragi fan. I suppose no Yozakura figures have been sold yet.
You can message me on twitter if you'd like to vent or need advice.