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Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own risk.
-The Game's Demo
#undertalegeneral on Rizon
More Toriel saying Marge Simpson quotes pls
What are you watching lately, /utg/? Would your fave Undertale enjoy it?
I haven't watched television or any TV shows for the past few months.
I don't know if Toriel would like obscure 70's animations, though.
I want to fuck chara endlessly until she's my little fuck toy that only craves my cock and nothing else
[/spoiler]O-oh god, this is a joke right? Bowie can't be dead. He can't be dead. [/spoiler] Have a fantastic morning, /utg/.
Please..? I love you guys
Definitely not the best edition
I have seriously read more heterosexual porn for Undertale than I have for anything else in the last 10 years combined.
I'm not sure what to think about cartoon skeletons finally making me want the d.
Flowey raping Papyrus is still my main kink.
He's deader than Asriel, son.
Good morning to you too, lad.
I sometimes like to lewd Chara and Muffet
And by sometimes, I mean always
Still offering the ruling of the world and magic attacks if you give me your soul.
Sorry mate, but it happened. Throw on Ziggy Stardust and remember him fondly.
Did you mean spooder?
To whoever drew pic related, if you visit /utg/, you have my gratitute. Cutest stuff I've seen in a while.
Don't say that. Nobody is "made" for anything.
He became for lewd of his own accord.
Ass happy as I am for spiderposters for coming back, it's fish time now
But what if fish time ends up hurting those you love the most?
Good morning /utg/!
Hope your morning was less scream-filled than mine
I declare last thread to be a total success
You all deserve a cute Papy
Because he's sorta terrifying so seeing him scared is funny.
Charanon being a passive-aggressive little faggot in the IRC right now.
Stay Frosty Oscar Mike, et cetera, et cetera
Just do what I do and go to sleep when you feel the need to fap. Then you get nice dreams and don't feel bad about it later.
You deserve a cute Papy, too!
Everyone deserves a cute Papy!
I did a
gore ERPwith Doogleand loved it
Easier said than done, but I'll do my best.
Something from last thread
Idea by my sleep-deprived mind,
Art by RinkDink and dahv in Flockmod
Because muffet is best
Yeah, I've never used any of the OP links except for the pastebin to check out fics now and then. You either catch me here or on Tumblr, that's about it
You've been duped by a faggot
Stop spreading this Doogle gore meme.
Post CUTE, NON-SEXUAL Flowey instead.
I'm not sure I understand the Guro Doogs meme
>you will never feel flowey's thorny prick scraping the insides of your throat violently as he pulls out yet again, cackling madly the entire time
>you will never pant briefly, scratchily begging him to keep going, knowing this is all you ever really wanted
>he will never laugh even louder in reply before jamming his shaft back down into your throat, feeding you what you truly deserve
Wanna see if im the only one with autism.
Reminds me of a magazine I read that recommended that a good game for Autists to play would be Minecraft.
For a second I literally thought I was in some fever dream, but then I started laughing hysterically.
But, yeah, considering this is Dumbler, it prolly is real.
>easier said than done
Very true, it can be difficult to go to sleep when you've got a hard-on distracting you. Just get your mind off of it for a bit, watch something on youtube that interests you while you lay in bed or something. I like to
watch old youtube videos I made because it reminds me of how fun it was, or sometimes I'll watch melee sets.Either way, if you get your mind off of it, boner dissipates and sleep awaits!
is it bad that I rejected a girl because I'm too attracted to Asriel?
>only one with autism
>in /utg/ of all places
You fucking serious?
If i only missed 1 or 2 threads, maybe i'll look for pics
there's an imgur album here
you can also go to paheal too
Yeah, don't worry. The reason I go by Charanon in the first place is because that's just what people call me around these parts. I have and use much different usernames outside of 4chan
I'm only a full-on faggot to my friends because I know they can put up with my shit
Fucker's working on something hopefully. Whatever it is, I'm biting
Just buy a daka or whatever they're called and call it quits.
Thank you for the advice, momfriend. I appreciate it! Have a cute canon mom in return.
oh hell yeah I'm totally down for fireplace cuddling
She isn't pure. She gets skullfucked by the CORE every other Thursday
MTT catches it on tape but only sells it on the black market to increase sales
This counts, right?
Getting some small but noticeable progress on getting big. This is a fucking amazing feeling. I love you muscleanon!
Aww, that's cute.
I want a special edition 3DS. Also I want this downgrade to take so I can get my games 4free.
Hey Anon, thats great news! Looking forward to hearing more progress! What regime are you doing?
If you have an Android phone, download the Progression app. Has a bunch of pre-calibrated workouts for beginners and experts alike. Might interest you!
In a few minutes, i'm gonna go to bed.
Post some sleepy undertale characters, no lewd.
or you could post pardo
so I just got to the asgore fight on my first (pacifist) run, am I gonna have to play the game again after I defeat him to get the good ending?
Don't worry about spoilers because I accidentally spoiled the whole game already
I got the hang of it since its been a few weeks. People there helped me out for the most part so i dont really need apps for now.
Omg senpai! I was trying to get your attention for awhile now.
Yeah im really getting into this and loving it.
I even met a friend at the gym! We are at the gym at similar times almost every training, it really helped me open up in general.
Just felt like i should tell you, starting to work out has been the best thing that happened to me in years, and i have you to thank for making me get off my ass. I love you mang.
For the SU anons
I usually use paheal and tumblr but I can't ever really find much chara smut. this is one from the imgur album that was linked.
Thats cool, man, it records weights and sets too, thats what I use it for primarily! Good luck with the lifting, buddy!
Oh wow. Im very glad you met a friend and came out of your shell anon, just reading that made my day. Just keep at it strong and you will meet more people during your workout, but dont be slacking off too much, you are there to pump that iron, not chat. Chat after.
He always seemed like type who would just be here forever. Now that he's gone I just feel wrong.
I hope your day is better from here on out!
since the thread's moving slow,
>your favorite character
>how people would react to seeing them in public
Not the strangest request I've had, enjoy
I completely forgot until my friend basically came busting down my door talking about Peridot.
She forced me to watch them
, but tbqh, I thought it was actually adorable af
Also fuck smug Yellow Pearl
Ok, this legit made me chuckle
But i seriously would love to see Monster Kid in Alphys' dress
Probably kinda scared of seeing a gigantic goat woman, and even after she speaks to them, a bit skeptical and worried.
I'd take her to a bakery and let her pick out some pies, that'd let people see how lovely and kind she is.
Dad/Uncle Sans a best
The girl running that blog is a mess. She will pick her latest fav characters and post how they are canonically autistic, regardless of the characters behaviors. (Though the other anon is right, virtually anyone can be on the spectrum.) She will never explain her reasoning, but will get frothing mad at anyone who questions her.
[Spoiler] Also deciding her skele crush is autistic, while ignoring virtually everything about Papyrus? High quality headcanons here. [/spoiler]
But she also posts too much IRL info and has apparently spammed nudes on that blog. She's exceptional by even Tumblrs standards.
Sonic is already dead, stop digging his graves deeper.
I love you too.
probably some weird looks and "wow that's a really good costume"
people would probably ask for a hug but he's mine
Pretty sure most people would just run or freeze in fear of a big spider.
>bursting through door
It's like you're asking me to pos-
>forgot I deleted all my dank SU memes
Have the MTT version instead
Fucked up on spoilers. Have a corner Sans to make up for it.
Fine… At first i got off /utg/ for awhile, but that didnt really help the situation, id still think about the damn goat even when not on here. Then i decided to get out there once more, thinking perhaps having someone to cuddle with again would end this shit. I hooked up with two girls (not at the same time), but promptly ended the relationships after 4 booty calls with the first and 2 with the second. There was no point in selfishly leading them on to think i wanted anything more, and the plan to distract myself with it failed miserably, so there was no point in going on with the relationships. Now im just chilling solo for the last 3 or so weeks, working, lifting and drinking. Pretty relaxing being single desu, aside from the pesky goat thoughts.
He reads your facial expressions and guesses
I just turned in my thesis and finished cool leg. What do I do with my life now?
Maybe the people will get scared at first not knowing what they are seeing but considering the cute physical apperance of toriel and maybe the motherly tone she will use to calm them down there will be no problem.
Unfortunately on mobile atm, but I will keep this in mind for my computer. Thankyou kind anon.
I used to think a lot about the main character being a cute loli but after actually having played the game I can clearly see that the lolis in this game (Chara) are the worst and that (True Pacifist) Frisk is naturally young Mongoloid boy who knows karate.
You should use clover, it puts the spoiler brackets and then sets you up to type in between them. All you gotta do is press 1 button then type the spoiler text.
No… And i kinda feel shitty about that. Someone took the time out of their life to write something about me and i didnt even read it. I mean sure, the content of whats written is… deplorable im sure, and yet it feels dickish to not even read it. I will surely read them soon, just to not feel like an ass about ignoring the effort writeanons put in. And heck, i cant really get deeper into this hole im sitting in.
Yeah but what about Toby x Temmie
Your thoughts on the other human souls?
I'm glad I don't read comments anymore. So this general is filled with SU fans? I'm here for the pictures only. Oh god, I see why everyone told me "don't go to UTG, don't go to UTG!" I feel so bad for toby...
Is this a cropped pic?
Don't tell me this is lewd because it's too damn cute to be lewd.
I don't think you mean what you say
here's an image for you to save either way
That folder has been destroyed around the time method #2 was attempted, but i never had much to begin with.
Happy to have been of service anon, go out there and make yourself proud. Suffer not your noodle arms to live.
Nah its the original don't worry here another cute one.
RANK them from STRONGEST to WEAKEST
Mettaton (nonbinary genderfluid)
Papyrus (cis person of color male ally)
Undyne (male to female trans)
Asgore (cis white patriarch)
Napstablook (pansexual hexadecimal)
Alphys (tortoisekin fat-positive lithromantic lizard)
Sans is obviously too high power level so no point in adding them.
Everyone not on the list is too low power level to compete.
Also, HARD MODE: who would win in a free for all deatchmatch?
And heck, i cant really get deeper into this hole im sitting in.
Oh trust me, you're doing really fucking well compared to alot of us.
You don't go to the maintenance area of your building to smoke and cry while listening to the OST.
I wanna feel
/co/ is a normie board. No surprise it attracts the most flies. Only way you can have more shitposters is by having /sug/ be on /v/ or /b/, hypothetically speaking since /vg/ exists
Porn can really mellow out a lot of people
You just have good taste.
/sug/ and /utg/ are fine though. I've experienced worse on /smtg/
This is bait, but:
>Asgore/Toriel (Boss Monsters)
>Mettaton (Robot with some combat features)
>Papyrus (Too naive to use it)
>Undyne (Much more skilled than strong)
>Alphys (Doesn't even fight you)
>Sans (Weakest enemy in the game, can only do 1 damage)
The rest I don't give a fuck about
Let's be honest, there isn't much competition. Also no shitposting
What if he's "replaying" it because
he's testing to make sure the full hardmode works?
Oh dear. Hope you get out of that rut anon, and everyone with a similar approach to mourning. Well certainly dont mourn like my moronic mind sees it fit.
Jesus… why are there 3?
It's still blue-board approved if there's no nips, right?
You missed the point of Sans
That's not power, that's cheating. Him disabling your invincibility frames is like playing the game with just the bandage equipped. The only reason he's difficult is because he's not playing by the rules
and he really isn't difficult because his entire fight is just pattern memorization and reactionary skills. Fucker's a joke character through-and-through
You're retarded, anon.
Sans has 1 ATK, 1 DEF. It's implied that he's able to kick your ass because of a few tricks he has:
>KR/KARMA allowing him to ignore your iframes and to rolling counter/poison damage
>semi-awareness of the game mechanics, allowing him to dodge and teleport around
>knowlege that the only chance he has of making you quit is by frustrating the shit out of you
If he fought you on pacifist, his attacks would likely do one damage each, and give you the usual iframes.
Go big or go home. Enjoy the bundles of heresy I wrote for you loyalist, my 2 fics are in the Pastebin.
The best one written by another writeanon isn’t though. Dont have the link to it saved.
Keep an eye on /utg/, I’m sure someone will link it eventually.
>just pattern memorization and reactionary skills
As opposed to all the brilliant strategic thinking you need for the rest of them, right?
There's literally no reason why he couldn't do the same against others, he just chooses not to because he is a gentleman, just like Donte.
sans abilities are pretty much entirely tailored to fighting you specifically. he wouldn't last long against anyone with an actual big hp pool who can throw out a lot of attacks to tire him out quickly, which is most monsters.
Downloaded. Thank-you anon!
Well, it's certainly the best illustration I've seen, but not the first.
Friendly reminder that Snowdrake is MADE for lewds
Friendly reminder than Snowdrake lewds aren't porn
Anon, that counter was talking about raw power. Sans's strength comes from the fact that, when you fight him, he's cheating like a motherfucker. He uses KARMA to take advantage of the fact that he can only deal 1 damage to you by making it 1 damage PER FRAME. He
tries totake advantage of the turn system by locking you in an attack that's literally nothing.
In terms of raw strength, sans is the weakest motherfucker in the world. Dante's combos do more than 1 damage per hit anyways
also holy fucking shit I would cut off my dick for an Undertale CUHRAZEEE game by Platinum's A-team, good fucking god
Definitely stronger than Undyne, at least.
undyne is canonically the strongest
soriel is at best an implication but falls short if you stop and think about sans character and how he behaves.
Now get a paper bag and calm down anon. Sometimes the truth hurts.
Everyone is stronger than Undyne, Undyne is a woman so she's the weakest naturally.
She's only "good" at fighting men who are being considerate to her because they don't want to be beaten up by other men for "hitting a girl".
What the fuck? No. What kind of a wretched whoreson would even think of making something like that?
Sans is the weakest. He has one health and can only do one damage
per framehe knows how to cheat the system
guess this fag >>128223859
i was kinda thinking of seeing if some drawfag would edit that picture of a loli on top of a marines shoulders laughing as he kills things with smolgote instead of the loli to combat this voreshit.
do you maybe have it? just wanted to see if i have your blessing to do so
Ghosts aren't strong, just incorporeal. You need magic to kill them and Frisk doesn't come equipped with magic. The strongest is Mettaton, who is only strong because of his body than his powers
I wouldn't be surprised if Gaster pulled shit similar to Sans though
One HP isn't canon, but it's amusing to think it is. He has 1 Def though, same as having the bandage equipped
He's a joke character who makes fun of the rules of the game
He's only the strongest against corporeal and nonmagical things. He wouldn't be very good against other monsters because all their attacks are naturally magical and thus can hurt incorporeal beings, like how he hurt the mad dummy.
>still absorbs the sacrifice's soul to bust down the barrier from the outside
>cult believes the very gates of Hell have opened, every monster gets seven human souls as Asgore's worshippers slaughter their way through everyone the monsters encounter
>Asgore just grins and hopes it'll all go away
>no choice to hug sans or papyrus when they're lost souls
Why even live
No, but I would go to Toby Fox's house, force him to finish the hardcore mode and the other promised content for Undertale at knifepoint and THEN murder him, once he outlives his usefulness.
IGNORE SHITPOSTING, POST SPOODER TO BOOST MORALE
Friendly reminder that Asriel is porn
Kinda like that, except not.
But we need him alive for a Undertale prequel. Then you can kill him.
Anon, absolutely nothing written or drawn about me went through some sort of an approval process. For better or worse, everything just kinda happened. So about your question, sure? Im not your mom to tell you what you can or cannot do, if you feel like doing that im not going to curse your name to the skies. I will say i enjoy the spirit behind your idea of anti-vore (especially when Travis and dogkid vore is in question).
As per the picture, i know which one you are referring to, but i dont have it, try asking about it on /tg/ and im sure someone will post it.
Someone's gonna have to keep him chained to a wall in a dungeon, then.
In front of him, only a computer with Game Maker on it, and a picture of his family held at gunpoint, to keep him motivated.
Well damn, a computer cant be wrong.
Do you guys think that sometimes on the playground other kids would step on Alphys' tail and then pretend act like it was her fault for having such a fat tail in the first place
Do you guys think Alphys has a lot of scars on her tail
Lizard is made of sexual.
>Lemmy Kilmister dies
>David Bowie dies
2016 is shaping up to be a really shitty year.
My future wife (she doesn't know yet) likes the Spider-woman the most and the fact that her fangays on /utg/ are quickly becoming the new Asrielfags makes me really worried about whether I should keep her as my future wife or not...
She has the most beautiful and pure tail in the world.
And I wanna run my finger from the tip all the way to her ass.
I think you should worry more about posting on 4chan with how you type
I don't see what exactly is problem with the way I type but I haven't slept for almost 48 hours so my ENglish may have suffered a little bit.
I am literally only staying up so that I can talk to you my friend.
>My future wife (she doesn't know yet)
and you complain about the spider?
Muffet friends are nothing like Asrielposters though.
>no option to
all of the above
Well trust me. For one, don't compare a side character who isn't that relevant to the story as the most important character to the lore with a fanbase so large, it's split into different tiers for each form he has
Also go the fuck to bed, I have issues sleeping and even I don't end up awake for two days straight
Muffetfags get a little crazy but they're not as delusional and cancerous as Asrielfags.
tfw no kick the lizard / brutally murder the lizard option
Ah, anon with a sinful assist. Thanks.
yes, muffet is safe
Yo, haven't been here for like 2 weeks, what have I missed?
and what character spam is the most cancerous right now?
Ive never been called that here, granted i actually lurk 99% of the time i am here, so it may have been someone else posting a 40k picture or something (ive seen a few people posting). I tend to lay low and just read, the threads are more mellow that way.
Asgore deserves forgiveness, not pain
People who say things like this baffle me
And that is why Asgore missed her.
He deserves the exact same fate as Alphys, he's the exact same kind of fuckup.