-agdq scam marathon with loading screen sim about to start
- ESA equivalent taking place in Chicago.
- Meetup / marathon in Santa Ana, CA, March 18th - 20th
- Marathon in Bloomington, MN, June 3rd - 5th
Fuck unpatched games
Fuck skipping bosses
Fuck this CWC looking autist
Greetings from ____! Had to donate for my favorite game of all time. My money had to go to a good cause. Let's fight this terrible disease! 1 million HYPE! Also, ___ the animals!
This sonygger is so fat and greasy he has to carry a dish towel around with him to wipe off his controller
He's disgusting. He's even wearing a Magic The Gathering shirt. Though it sounds like he can at least speak coherently, so that's something. I'm willing to overlook a lot if the commentary is decent. Hopefully it doesn't degenerate later on.
TIME (0:00 WR) xDlol he screwed up there hahaha FUCKING PIG HA
SAY IT, SAY IT BABY
But seriously, this guy was likely on the right of this picture.
>most of the time people run all bosses, it's a lot better, lots of people you know run it
>but this is any%
I'm starting to feel bad for this guy
>that's a lot of 500 dollar donations
sorry can't hear you
this guy is fucking trash, i'm going to bed
There are way too amny "speedrunners" these days that barely know the normal game. It is not about liking a game really really a lot and just about wanting to speedrun.
Why the fuck are they running this obsolete category?
The actual Bloodborne speedrun has virtually no glitches and is fairly execution heavy. Is that why?
Just dupe for safety? What a fucking joke.
it's just become synonymous with "things i can't accurately predict", whether they're actually random or not - and i'm not complaining, it's easy than saying "complex goal-oriented-AI decisions" (whatever you think that means)
>10 mins into run
>palms are sweaty
>needs a drink
Getting stuck after fucking up a trick, right into a long ass loading screen.
Souls runs are cancer.
The best part of them is the exploration and character building. Of course the speedruns basically just exploit everything and make the game look like a joke.
Except this one particular run, which is fucking so cringe worthy.
Dark Souls 2 is a bad game.
They couldn't get one of the good runners to play this.
Even the good runners can die in Bloodborne. It's not like Dark Souls 1/2 or Demon's Souls where you get so grossly overpowered you can almost one shot bosses with magic. Bloodborne speedruns actually require some semblance of skill which is why I like to think a lot of people switched to them, but its probably just because its fairly new.
>and his name is....
>JOOOOOOOOOOHN CENA, heh
>it is john cena
This run is so bad that Sony will remove Bloodborne from all PS4s and PSN and give it to Steam.
Probably nobody volunteered to do an all bosses run because Bloodborne is hard. This guy literally fights the easiest bosses in Rom, Micolash, and Mergo's Wet Nurse at super high levels. He could do it at level 4 (the lowest level) in about the same time but he wants to dupe to try to survive and kill them in a few hits because he can't actually play the game well enough!
Corpses can't dig themself out of their graves. Unless there is ancient magic and technology involved.
One Reborn has some bullshit which can get you, and Micolash can easily one shot you if you get unlucky and he uses his Call Beyond and it hits you. Mergo is a joke of a fight because you just stay behind it while it mows the lawn.
If he wanted to really show off he should've just had that PS4 running for fucking 12 hours so the enemy AI gets bugged out and you can kill every boss like how he did Shadows of Yharnam
Fuck off with "sarcastic" shit. He said it and that is all you need to know.
That's why I left out the One Reborn from the list of easiest bosses. He is playing on the unpatched version so Micolash doesn't have the good version of Call Beyond. this category is just a joke
>Fighting the spiders
This guy is a bottom of the barrel shitter. People doing this category when it first came out literally were almost done by now, and they didn't do most of this duping and using dumb shit like the cannon.
>going back AGAIN
You can get everything you need to +9 weapons in the forest, and you can just dupe a handful more times which would be arguably faster then taking the 2 loading screens to go back with a superior blood echo
This guy is fucking bad. Who approved this shit?
This is a weak finale
Why did they save these mediocre speedruns for Saturday night primetime? There were a lot of normalfag runs yesterday, you'd think they'd want to get as much out of those as possible.
lmao these fucking donations man...dont they know its THE DOCTORS who want us to have cancer. lmfao they wouldn't have jobs if they didn't so they feed us poison like sugar and wheat. Make us fat and get cancer so they get profits! idiot donations lmao
Good shit. I haven't played F-Zero for so long, and now i just really want to high speed race. Fuck.
This guy on the back couch.
He has been chatting at the other dude for more than half the run.
The one time people bothered clapping he was looking away and took at least a full second to turn his head around to even acknowledge why people were clapping.
He's my fucking hero.
>Who approved this shit?
CoolFatty with the guidance of Mike Uyamas soul.
>No one ever did this skip
>Runs were already finishing at this point
>This guy fails it twice, then goes the normal way
>Literally going to be over estimate at this point
Wow. Someone's getting banned.
is this an optical illusion or can a human really be shaped this way?
Literally the only thing I can think about right now.
>only kill animals and ff4 after this
I feel disapointed by this year, even if it wasn't as bad as last year.
>coming up is Nicolas Cage
ok, i'll give him that one
>considering the loading screens
Sony pays excellent for ÜR and have been doing such shit for years.
I hate how I cant watch a videogame release trailer these days because sony keeps shitting propaganda exclusivity everywhere.
>donate to get your friend with leukemia's name as the bloodborne file name
>last scene has character being decapitated
Listening to some twitch about SGDQ drama;
Apparently Noir was almost banned for the joke about wood props. Got a warning
Miles got a warning too.
Cell phone guy (the guy who was faking calls in spectator) got banned, same with the "coffee" guy, whoever that was.
Big John was checked at the security area 7 times.
Every time they have a souls game in those marathons it's the same shit. I don't understand the appeal. I only played the first one a bit but it's an action game where you move like a tank and it's clunky as fuck, you don't have a lot of attacks to combo around like devil may cry for example and bosses are even slower, how is that supposed to make for a good game, let alone a good speed game I dunno.
>same with the "coffee" guy, whoever that was.
he had a wizard staff of coffee cups.
pretty fucking autistic but not worth banning for.
Hey guys I just fapped for 2 hours, what did I miss?
what regional accent does this announcer cunt have? Yorkshire?
Souls speedruns are actually decent because they can be around an hour.
Thats a playable, or watchable chunk.
Shit like JRPG's unless they are absolutely broken are fucking ridiculous. Even shit like 100% majoras mask was god damn 5 and a half hours.
I don't actually care what either look like. Spike is capable of actually speaking properly, which is usually is considered important for announcer work but AGDQ works in mysterious ways (like they've been getting bigger and bigger but the same length, so the number of people available and therefore the quality should go up, and yet it continues in a steady decline).
>spike "can't keep my awful singing voice to myself please keep donating things with my name in the comments so i can pander to myself" vegeta
Memes and we have more memes to come.
Go back to fapping.
Experienced speedrunners don't run souls games because they know of games that do in a more interesting way what Souls speedruns do (they are generally barebones, the stamina bar is too long for movement to be interesting.)
Experienced souls players would rather do challenge runs that actually involve playing the game.
Newbies either think speedrunning is hard and are too intimidated to try, or they're lazy/busy and don't practice.
Souls games are some of the most overrated games ever released. They aren't bad but most of the praise they receive is unwarranted.
Almost every combat situation can be solved with the same exact strategy of waiting for enemy to attack, roll out of the way and counter attack, repeat until its dead.
>Almost every combat situation can be solved with the same exact strategy of waiting for enemy to attack, roll out of the way and counter attack, repeat until its dead.
Every fucking game with real time combat can be devolved into this at its core.
The souls games are good because they do everything well and have interesting level design and nice character building elements without being super fucking hand holdy.
I agree, people over rate them. But every mainstream game is over rated.
>tfw zoast is one of the last speedrunners you can actually stand watching
>tfw you can see his streaming time going down month by month and soon he'll stop altogether
Are the only two outcomes in speedrunning allowed to be degeneracy or disappearance?
Have to race my soul
The skies open up to me
Deceiving For the fame and so voracious of the right
Have to race my soul
I cannot go to sleep
The glowering dark Calls the gift of human blood
Roads of clouds
What is it with this GDQ and speedcubing?
I just watched the Bloodborne run and I spent the entire run repeating the words "This is reddit, this is memes, this is reddit, this is memes..." under my breath.
I fucking hated it. I was writhing around on the floor in front of my sofa for the last 30 seconds it was so painful.
>Ayy quirky fat runner lmao
If you liked it you're in the wrong place
Bro speedcubing is cool. More interesting then another fucking Super Metroid run just because they need to put in that donation incentive because it literally got them at least 1/5 of the donations.
>True Reverse boss order
>not doing it because its dumb, heres our arbitrary reverse boss order
Thats some dumb shit senpai.
>i wish i were at home petting my pet crocodile instead of watching this nobody play my game
Yes that is a godlike theme. The first casino stage is the only one I ever beat a staff ghost on
with overpowered shark
Also had this unlockable cover of big blue. Eguitar just suits that song so well.
Rather avoid since they're a bunch of normies and I don't want 4chan to invade them
Dude with an eyepatch is called RainbowSprinkles, he barely survived a carcrash recently which is what caused him to be like that, apparently banned too now.
Also Adams, the dude who ran the LFD2 run will probably not be at AGDQ again.