/srg/ Speedrunning General

first for horned anime

>>128053836
normal people can't tell the difference

I love noir

>>128053693
It is not about the costs but about the detailed info given.

when does cosmo's oot speedrun start?

Someone wanna help me kill myself?

6th for me

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xth for pepe posters are people too :#

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Fuck loadborne
Fuck unpatched games
Fuck duping
Fuck RPGs
Fuck skipping bosses
Fuck this CWC looking autist

Who thought it was a good idea to have bloodborne shit% be one of the final runs?

>>128053970
Out

xth for watching speedruns is only fun the first time

Reminder that the man in the fursuit was literally ShadowJacky

>>128054102
Its an excuse to play the bloodborne soundtrack and give everyone eargasms

>>128054016
STOP DEADNAMING

>Bloodborne
>not all bosses

:/

>>128054138
Sounds perfect for a person that has never played it and won't until 3~4 years.

>>128054109
it is you faggot

dis gun be interestin

>>128054016
After he is done speedrunning his gender change

>>128054109

you gotta be joking

hype

>>128054062
dumb facebookfrog poster

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STOP

STOP

STOP "HYPE"

>bloodborne runner is fat as fatass
Pottery.

stop with the fucking hype already you aidsloving faggot

Greetings from ____! Had to donate for my favorite game of all time. My money had to go to a good cause. Let's fight this terrible disease! 1 million HYPE! Also, ___ the animals!

such originality

I propose Mario Kart 8 for cringiest run

>name is FatB
>he actually is fat

What a surprise that the bloodborne runner is a fat autist

>>128053560
just grab your friend's nuts man

>de_neckbeard

Reminder that $ony literally paid Jewyama $1M to put this in such a great time slot instead of in the Awful Games where it belongs.

>>128054109
Did this happen at this event?

>>128054102
Sony pays quite well for good pr.
Sorry bb fans but there is no way this game would have gotten this timeslot otherwise.

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This sonygger is so fat and greasy he has to carry a dish towel around with him to wipe off his controller

>>128054226
it's a speedrun

>>128054440
a million times yes

>>128054440
now you mention it, yeah lmao

>ONLY ONE GUY CLAPPING

LMAO THIS IS SO FUCKING SAD

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>PS4 loading times

>>128054109
what flag?

>after I get out of this first loading screen which is about 35 seconds
>35 seconds

kek

typical sonycuck

>>128054440
goal body desu.

Think he looks better and more human than the bigger Caleb

how do they keep fucking up starting/ending the time

how come none of the famous runners are doing this

i dont know this fat guy and i watch many bb speedrunners

>>128054425
kek pcucks still salty NEVER EVER

>>128054109
what flag?

>pre patched bloodborne

holy fuck you better hope he doesnt die often.
loading times are like 1 minute long

Just watched King of Kong and want to get some records on Twin Galaxies. Where do I start with speedrunning?

>>128054602
>looks more human than a ginger fag
ringing endorsement

That guy on the couch is trying to seduce me with his voice, this isn't fair

>>128054486
He's disgusting. He's even wearing a Magic The Gathering shirt. Though it sounds like he can at least speak coherently, so that's something. I'm willing to overlook a lot if the commentary is decent. Hopefully it doesn't degenerate later on.

surely there is no better choice of clothing than my Magic the Gathering shirt

>>128054380
easily

On a side note, battleblock theatre was pretty hilarious too

I just got triggered remembering original loading

>>128054637
Good/popular runners have disowned GDQ how many times must we tell you /v/irgins this?

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TIME (0:00 WR) xDlol he screwed up there hahaha FUCKING PIG HA

>>128054109
what flag

im already bloodbored

5 g's here and 5 g's there. gtfo uyama you fraudster

>>128054602
Ihis back looked really good

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>>128054602
SAY IT, SAY IT BABY

But seriously, this guy was likely on the right of this picture.

so i havent been watching but is he actually running an older version of a console game? what the fuck is this garbage lmao

Wow Bloodborne looks so realistic and hype. Please tell me what videogame system I can aquire this masterpiece of modern art on my fellow anonymous internet users.

>fucks up the first parry he attempts
>fucks up the second one

I should be running this game, jesus.

>missing two parrys on the first fight

What a complete and utter failure.

>>128054935
>>128054970

Don't worry he'll dupe souls to overlevel himself so he doesn't need to be able to play it

>>128053970
die faggot

>There is another version, but its harder

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>de HOIP crowd

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>most of the time people run all bosses, it's a lot better, lots of people you know run it
>but this is any%

>>128054791
why?

still draws viewers it seems

not worth it $$$ wise?

I hope ESA has Bloodborne All Bosses this year, Dark Souls 2 All Bosses last year was pretty erotic.

>Timer stopped
B L U N D E R

>>128055072
sequence breaking past four mandatory bosses is pretty cool tho

>>128054935
>>128054970
word i speedran your mum and didn't miss any parrys

>>128054905
I can, but I'm not going to.

>>128054209
>>128054467
get the FUCK out you disgusting FREAKS

"Manipulate the shooter" nigga please you just run up to him normally.

>>128055134
the guy on the timer for this game is a complete fucking retard

HE DIED
E

D
I
E
D

This guy has likely 2 PS4s so he can keep practicing his speedrun while still enjoying the patched game and dlc.

srs?

>>128055134
Well one of the name choices was Dio Brando!

>that's a lot of $500 donations
OY VEY THE BLOODBORNE GOY KNOWS SHUT IT DOWN

INCOMING WR

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>died

I'm starting to feel bad for this guy

>that's a lot of 500 dollar donations

HE KNOWS

>that's a lot of $500 donations

BANNED

>>128055032
You are the type of person who thinks this isn't speedrunning, and think SMM and Stepmania was, literally kill yourself

>dying already

Reminder that darkbourne is a shit game and a shit speedgame

>that's a lot of $500 donations
THE GOYIM ARE CATCHING ON
SHUT IT DOWN

>>128054683
>>128054440
KILL yourselves you fucking homos

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>>128055193
sorry can't hear you

this guy is fucking trash, i'm going to bed

>>128054935
>>128054970
There are way too amny "speedrunners" these days that barely know the normal game. It is not about liking a game really really a lot and just about wanting to speedrun.

>That's a lot of 500 dollar donations

HE KNOWS

>dog RNG
why do people refer to complex goal-oriented-AI decisions as "RNG"?

>>128055205
>nigga
out

>>128055439
Why the fuck are they running this obsolete category?

The actual Bloodborne speedrun has virtually no glitches and is fairly execution heavy. Is that why?

Just dupe for safety? What a fucking joke.

>>128055267
ya jealous douche?

>>128055494
makes them sound smarter

>>128055324
>HE KNOWS
Everyone except blueglass knows. He is too innocent and retarded to coherent such things.

>>128055494
it's just become synonymous with "things i can't accurately predict", whether they're actually random or not - and i'm not complaining, it's easy than saying "complex goal-oriented-AI decisions" (whatever you think that means)

He's fucking stuck. hahaha

>bloodborne soft-locked
>we don't have to watch this shitty meme run any more

>trainwreck%

S T U C K
T
U
C
K

SHIT RUN

lmfao this is a fucking joke run

mercy kill incoming

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R E S E T
E
S
E
T

God what trainwreck.

>>128055494
because its hot and a meme.

Saying "luck" is cancer.

>>128055546
Holy fuck this guy even sucks at it

"I wasn't paying attention"

Jesus this AGDQ has been a fucking hot mess.

Is it a trainwreck?

>>128055546
Yes, because all bosses is harder and this guy sucks.

L O A D I N G
O
A
D
I
N
G

Why do Souls runners always mess up?

>stuck
>dead
best run

fat autist in a mtg shirt chokes run multiple times and we're not even 13 minutes in

This is reminding me of some completely fucked Naegleria run from way back... SotC maybe?

>>128055589
Nah fuck off poorfag.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sjhjFOw4Ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNQcdThO4ZA

>all this no skill
Truely blunderborne.

"we have a healthy estimate"
already past 10 minutes in a 40min run and has done literally nothing

>two deaths
>getting stuck in a hole in the ground

If you think bloodborne is a good game you should off yourself

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>10 mins into run
>palms are sweaty
>needs a drink

what is this $500 donation thing you're talking about?

this is the kind of person that plays magic the gathering

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PLEASE PLEASE
PLEASE

>this """"""""""""""""""""""""""game""""""""""""""""""""""""""" is the best the Cuckstation 4 has to offer
lmao

does the healthy estimate include the 2 minute loadtimes because >muh console gaymen?

This is their idea of a finale? What a fucking joke.

S T U C K
T
U
C
K E K

I don't know this speed runner, but are they just choking because they're at AGDQ, or are they this bad?

>>128055546
This guy probably can't handle the regular game.

It's evident because he fucks up parries on an early enemy and soft-locks the game.

This fat fuck will most likely kill himself after getting back to his room, what a trainwreck of a run

Someone stop this shit already pls

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I'M DONE. I'M OUT.

(it's noir)

>It was impossible to submit all bosses to AGDQ
Why not just do pre-dlc all bosses instead of this shitty fucking run?

>>128055796
you got memed on kid

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Getting stuck after fucking up a trick, right into a long ass loading screen.

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Did we ever find out who was this furfag???

>there are no DLC runs because the runners still aren't good enough

>>128055816
it could be worse
he could play force of will

>>128055802
Souls runs are cancer.

The best part of them is the exploration and character building. Of course the speedruns basically just exploit everything and make the game look like a joke.

Except this one particular run, which is fucking so cringe worthy.

>>128055879
About time, and don't come back

>>128055654
Hey I am just glad the phrase THE GAME TROLLED ME became almost unused.

>plays in front of 180k+ people
>doesn't pay attention
>tells everyone

>>128055940
prime minister trudeau

>>128055940
he was executed

>>128055863
He's probably just bad, that's why he's running an easier category so he can skip bosses.

>>128055821
is that medievil

>>128055940
yes

>>128055956
I thought the DaS 2 run some GDQs ago wasn't bad.

Why the fuck would you speed run this

It's not meant for that shit, and with unpatched load times

>>128055940
Dude weed man

how long until mike comes out and katana's this guy?

>>128055962
as in the picture, not me...

>>128055940
>costumes banned and no touhou or plushies anymore
>furries reign free
Thanks Jewyama.

>>128055940
yeah, someone linked his piece of shit twitter.

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>>128055361
it's ok dram loves you too

>>128055737
Why is that gif just showing different angles of an empty room?

>>128055940
His name is wagtehdog

>>128055940
his name is omsoc

>>128056023

No it's concept art for Daredevil

>we did it reddit

>We did it Reddit

Wait did he restart?

bloodbourne. more like bloodyboring. AHHAHAHA

Bring in qtt, he pulls a 100% and the chinks donate some slave kids to the foundation.

oh fuck it's a dupe run time to stop watching.

So he's gonna dupe himself up to level 999 and 2-shot the bosses with no skill?

I've only seen legit Souls runs to be honest.

John Cena.

>>128056073
Everything is probably being prepared right now in the background.

>>128056000
TWENTY

>le john cena meme XD

Honestly the runner seems pretty chill.

And joke ruined by announcer, there goes 40k.

>dupes
>making a new character
>WE DID IT REDDIT
Oh fucking wow

good memes and good times

Nice speedrun :^)

This game is quite literally Reddit, this is literally memes.

>>128055940
>>128054189

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>This run as a Bloodborne fan.

>>128056052
Dark Souls 2 is a bad game.

>>128056070
They couldn't get one of the good runners to play this.

Even the good runners can die in Bloodborne. It's not like Dark Souls 1/2 or Demon's Souls where you get so grossly overpowered you can almost one shot bosses with magic. Bloodborne speedruns actually require some semblance of skill which is why I like to think a lot of people switched to them, but its probably just because its fairly new.

>>128056192

He sounded like he was being sarcastic.

I remember hearing at the start of the week he was some rando from bbg but I don't think it was ever confirmed

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>and his name is....
>JOOOOOOOOOOHN CENA, heh
>it is john cena
>mfw

>They pick this over all bosses category

What the fuck?

can anyone else faintly here the sound of a scrolling mousewheel?

think the person manning the computer may be on reddit or something

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========BREAKING NEWS========

This run is so bad that Sony will remove Bloodborne from all PS4s and PSN and give it to Steam.

========

>>128056106
oh my :3

>>128056070
the thing is that if this was all Bosses he wouldn't have needed to play unpatched.
Which is the crux of why this run sucks

Holy fuck how can a 40 minute run of a brawler be so fucking boring and involve so little brawling?

>>128056297
>Dark Souls 2 is a bad game.
It's a great speedgame on the unpatched versions because of binocular boosting and stair launching.

>>128056250
that doesn't override the fact that he's fucking bad and this game should not be at AGDQ

>>128056297
Dark Souls 2 is a good game.

>>128056285
i'm sorry anon

>>128056297
>Dark Souls 2 is a bad game.
That is irrelevant to the SR.

>>128056250
i agree but this still isnt very entertaining

>literally has a washcloth on his leg to wipe the sweat off his hands

HE SAID IT

HE SAID "MEMES"

>>128056334
pc will still have no games

>have my way with them

BANNED

"Have my way with him"

Someone shut this rapist shitlord the FUCK DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>128056351
>souls games
>brawler
hahahahaha what

>>128056376
Yeah but then so is Dark Souls with the kiln glitch.

Dark Souls 2 got broken super fast, but it makes the game kind of boring to watch.

>>128056297
Dark Souls 2 worst Souls but it's still one of the best games in a decade.

>>128056318
Probably nobody volunteered to do an all bosses run because Bloodborne is hard. This guy literally fights the easiest bosses in Rom, Micolash, and Mergo's Wet Nurse at super high levels. He could do it at level 4 (the lowest level) in about the same time but he wants to dupe to try to survive and kill them in a few hits because he can't actually play the game well enough!

this is a thrilling boss fight

a thrilling game

truly a hard game to bring games back to the golden era

>>128056490
Dark souls 1 is a good game but the speedrun is eh, even with the kiln glitch. Bino boosting and launching yourself across the map is way, way more fun.

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>>128056073
Corpses can't dig themself out of their graves. Unless there is ancient magic and technology involved.

>Shadows
>one of the harder fights
Face With Tears of Joy

>>128056408
yeah much worse than people wiping it on their pants

>they redid ruin sentinels for BB
That's really fucking lazy.

>>128056164
DareDeEvil

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>so now we're going to duplicate items

>>128056351
>whole gameplay comes down to DODGE AND ATTACK, DODGE AND ATTACK
>remove DODGE AND ATTACK
>its boring

I wonder how

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What's really going on.

Is it true that Horror killed himself?

>>128056483
I've never played your shitty meme games desu, but what genre would you put them in?

>another 500 donation

HMMMM

>>128056667
ARPG

>>128056667
They're action RPGs.

>>128056667
They are JRPG retard

>>128056667
Roguelike

>I think they're saying "Moo"
>That makes a lot more sense

Hoo boi

>>128056521
One Reborn has some bullshit which can get you, and Micolash can easily one shot you if you get unlucky and he uses his Call Beyond and it hits you. Mergo is a joke of a fight because you just stay behind it while it mows the lawn.

If he wanted to really show off he should've just had that PS4 running for fucking 12 hours so the enemy AI gets bugged out and you can kill every boss like how he did Shadows of Yharnam

>>128056667
They are action RPGs you dumb fuck, done from a third person perspective. RPG as in character building, not role playing.

Not even close to brawlers.

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>>128056312
Fuck off with "sarcastic" shit. He said it and that is all you need to know.

LOOK AT HOW FUCKING FAGGY HE PRESSES THE BUTTONS
Especially the shoulder buttons, holy shit.

>>128056408
>tfw get sweaty hands naturally
just chop them off family

>>128056641
pretty fucking much lol

>>128056334
You know as much as you joke, this run is so bad it may actually turn people off from getting the game.

>30 endurance
Jesus christ this faggot is terrible

>>128056581
Sonic Phantom is my favourite vehicle.

>>128056667
dungeon crawler / action rpg for babies

>>128056751
Looks like your average /v/edditor

>>128056857
>dungeon crawler
Not even close

>>128056759
That's why I left out the One Reborn from the list of easiest bosses. He is playing on the unpatched version so Micolash doesn't have the good version of Call Beyond. this category is just a joke

>>128056626
And BB is just using sony to create assets for dark souls 3.

Jesus he makes it sound like going through Bergenwyrth is some huge thing when you can get through it in like 2 minutes casually.

>>128056641
add the federal reserve

>>128056832
There are a lot of shitty speedruns. I don't see how this is any worse than that garbo MK8 run.

Reminder that GDQ LLC is literally committing fraud and should be reported to authorities immediately.

>>128056912
He really does.

>>128056939
the souls games are super hard :^)

>sony exclusive From software game
>run by a fat greasy neckbeard

wow, im legit shocked

>>128056961
And everyone was bemoaning the MK8 run too.

>Failed the stagger before Rom's 2nd phase

who is this guy?

>>128056990
Then why don't you report them?

I regret fapping during alttp race because now I have nothing to do but being bored.
>>128056641
nice

>>128056990
What did they do?

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This game is pretty bad

Where did pirate guy go?

>>128057037
But did it turn people off of ever playing Mario Kart 8?

>Rom
>She

>Fighting the spiders

This guy is a bottom of the barrel shitter. People doing this category when it first came out literally were almost done by now, and they didn't do most of this duping and using dumb shit like the cannon.

>>128057032

The MTG event shirt is the icing on the cake.

>>128056990
those "authorities" are also committing fraud

>>128057012
waiting for the inevitable "wow you beat this boss in 10 minutes it took me 10 hours! xD" donation

>>128057081
they didn't prevent cancer

>>128057084
Surprise extension for Awful Games Done Quick

>>128056915
it pretty much is dungeon crawler lite
people like to compare them to metroidvania too which is pretty accurate i guess

>>128056853
I liked the character but could not handle the vehicle at max speed with how easy it breaks out. Not nearly as bad as blood falcon though.

What's the fucking point of this run?
There's basically no execution required for this. Its utter garbage

>>128057084

The game is great, just this run is garbage. They patched thse load times in the first patch.

>>128057084
No the run is

The game is great, only /v/edditors think otherwise

>>128057084
it's quite literally the worst game of all time desu only here because of sony money hatting

>>128057141
like any of the causal ass donators have even tried this

>>128057232

I have a PS4, the game isn't good.

>>128057231
>There's basically no execution required for this.
But Anon, you can get stuck!

maybe sgdq will be better

maybe i will have a job by then

>>128057169
>Done Quick

>>128057084
I really really like this image

Hey I got a question for /srg/ only, /v/ and reddit please ignore this
What capture card do you use?

>>128057136
A nepunepu shirt or pillow would be even more fitting.

>>128057284
>I have a PS4
My condolences.

>going back AGAIN

Why...?

You can get everything you need to +9 weapons in the forest, and you can just dupe a handful more times which would be arguably faster then taking the 2 loading screens to go back with a superior blood echo

This guy is fucking bad. Who approved this shit?

>>128057128
Rom is actually a she

>>128057284
I don't have a PS4 but I watched it on YouTube and I can second that this game sucks m

>>128057338
fraps

This is a weak finale

Why did they save these mediocre speedruns for Saturday night primetime? There were a lot of normalfag runs yesterday, you'd think they'd want to get as much out of those as possible.

>kick cancer's ass
is this allowed

this lets play is really interesting, one of the best

>prevent brain cancer
Good luck.
Are people really this oblivious?
Even the ones who were affected by it?

>>128057338
no one actually streams here lol...

>and their funded research

/srg/ just got trigger'd

>the menuing is really complicated
>literally just up/down
>still fucking it up
holy shit this kid

lmao these fucking donations man...dont they know its THE DOCTORS who want us to have cancer. lmfao they wouldn't have jobs if they didn't so they feed us poison like sugar and wheat. Make us fat and get cancer so they get profits! idiot donations lmao

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>>128057201
Good shit. I haven't played F-Zero for so long, and now i just really want to high speed race. Fuck.

>>128057381
You have no idea what you are talking about so just shut the fuck up and watch the run.

>>128057231
>There's basically no execution required for this
UUHHMM excuse me? Bloodborne is the hardest and bestes game of all time just like all fromsoftware games.

>>128057231
Well just wait for that HOIP FF4 run coming up, anon!

So could they really not get anyone that isn't awful at this game?

Thise dupe% is fucking awful

>>128057381
He could also just beat the game at his current level with very little difference he just wants more defense

>>128057338
HD I use an Elgato.
SD I use a shitty Razzle Dazzle.

>>128057338

elgato

:/

>>128057284
It is great, you're just probably really bad

>>128057242
>/v/edditors

you mean every person in this thread?

>>128057338
elgato game capture hd
1080p60 wasnt important to me

>>128057319
>SGDQ will be better

It's Cool Matty and co. organizing it this year. What do you think will happen?

>>128057338
GV-USB2

>death count: 3

Can Mike mercy kill this shit already?

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This guy on the back couch.

He has been chatting at the other dude for more than half the run.

The one time people bothered clapping he was looking away and took at least a full second to turn his head around to even acknowledge why people were clapping.

He's my fucking hero.

>>128057319
maybe it'll be like the old days

maybe I'll be dead

>>128057338
el gato is cheap and reliable

piece of cake with modern consoles, older stuff takes a little finagling to get good results with but if you have half a brain its not tough

>ham fisted

>>128057510
Bloodborne has one of the most braindead easy dupes I've ever seen.

>>128057491
and their research consists of???

Just wanted to point out that literally no one runs Bloodborne like this and no one in the community has any idea why this run was even accepted.

>10+ minutes of staring at *BLOODBORNE*
wew

>>128057543

Or, you know, not put a god awful speed game on the schedule?

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>>128057381
>Who approved this shit?
CoolFatty with the guidance of Mike Uyamas soul.

>>128057720

He's just hamfisting his controller I have no problem running in tight circles in Bloodborne

>>128057561
>using the 14 year old COD player response

lmaoing my lols

holy shit this run is boring as fuck

someone donate 10k to kill animals then refund it please and thank you

Will he go over estimate? Looks like he's been doing awful in comparison to other any% runs.

>>128057529
>no redline game

kill me

>people were actually hyped for this run

>>128057620
No more romscout?

>>128057770
6

>>128057842
He's probably gonna go way over estimate. This run is shit.

>>128057819
no

mercy kill this shit

so if someone was really bad at video games but they still want to speedrun, their best bet would be jrpg games right? just asking for a friend

>>128057901

I thought this was going to be an all bosses run by a good player. not a fucking any% by a shitty duper in a run NO ONE DOES ANYMORE.

>>128057770
how the fuck do you get a body like that? like literally HOW!?

>>128057952
It would be Souls games, apparently.

>No one ever did this skip
>Runs were already finishing at this point
>This guy fails it twice, then goes the normal way
>Literally going to be over estimate at this point

Wow. Someone's getting banned.

>>128057767
A proper All Bosses run on the newest version is amazing to watch.

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>>128057770
is this an optical illusion or can a human really be shaped this way?

This is the worst game I've ever seen at a GDQ, it makes the games in the Awful Games block seem good. The mere fact that this can even be called a game is disgusting.

>>128057952

No, clearly from Software games.

Whats up with Rose Curel and Jodenstone? did they share a room with other people?

>>128058000
>>128058045
he's just got a loose caboose

twice as long 100% run would at least be kinda entertaining because of the fights, this run right now is terrible.

>all of these people with elgato garbage

>>128057770
>>128058045
reverse big jon

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>FatB
Fat Bastard?

>>128057442
Majoras Mask 4player and Mario Maker were easily the highlights.

>>128058045
>>128057770

You could literally sit on that man as a chair.

>>128058000
Spine Lordosis and carrying all your 350lbs in your ass.
>>128058045


>Only lose 4 seconds
Oh right I forgot Souls fags use IGT.

>>128057952

Mario Kart 8 seems to be a good choice

At least with JRPGs you have to count stairs

>>128058140
A lad-in.

>>128058102
>not being part of an open relationship
>2016

who else HYPE for FFIV :D

http://www.speedrun.com/Bloodborne

This guy is shit, even for this god awful terrible category.

>>128058119
whats an alternative in the same price range

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>>128058132

>>128058175
>use ingame timing
>reloading saves
isn't this literally segmented running?

>publicly embarass yourself
>ON YOUR BIRTHDAY

>>128058032

>dodge and attack: the game

The only way you can enjoy from software titles speedrun is if you play them yourself.

>>128057529
Dolphin got tweaked to run Fzero GX last year or use your homebrewed wii you should own.

>its his birthday

now I just feel bad for him

>it's someone else's birthday today!
>asiago cheese bagel
>yummy

based fucking blueglass holy shit

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>>128058132
almost threw up laughing at this

holy shit that was straight /r/cringe

Someone else has a birthday today!

>tfw this guy was so bad he probably can't even beat all bosses

Truly, he is the Living Failures.

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Literally the only thing I can think about right now.

WHERE'S DUKE

>>128058434
what are the odds

>Uyama literally got paid ten million dollars to put this before Super Metroid
WOW
O
W

>>128058497
Also he sprints past enemies when he should just roll through their attacks so he gets hit by EVERYTHING he runs past.
Ugh

>>128058528
It's all about those shekels

ok games done pretty slowly

Folks here have been trying to warn others this run was the old Dupeborne borefest. Learn to read the schedule.

So when did they break 1 mil in donations? I didn't think they would break it desu senpai.

Are we going over estimate?