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Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Chisk.
-The Game's Demo
#undertalegeneral on Rizon
I love this AU already, but if Asriel is alive and well in Snowdin...
post cute charas for the anon from last thread!
>rage quits after 7 deaths to Sans
>absolutely refuses to play any other path besides genocide
Yeah, money well spent.
VOTE OR DIE
Sans said... y-you could only be saved if you... uh... if you tell me your sins. So tell me and then you can be saved!
Official PERSONAL otp
1) Asgore tori
2) Asgore with tranny metaton
3) Tranny metaton with frisk
4) Tranny tori with frisk
Any other relations don't even matter.
I have a wife, job, real life friends and my favorite fetish is vore.
I want tori to eat frisk and grow fatter.
Listen to this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXaUZO6gvu8 [Embed]
I get fucked in my ass every other week by my wife.
IMPORTANT QUESTION (male posters only, since female ones don't have both choices:)
You can choose either:
>be this guy (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFnUCNIStRw) and never lose your virginity
>lose your virginity
What do you pick?
Sans is a lazy piece of shit and the only time you'll have any action with him is when he's on his bed being a pillow prince
shotabutt being the second best runner in best butts poll.
Man I'm in a weird kind of mood tonight. Maybe it's because AYEM is so close to getting intense but I really, really want to keep writing it even though it's 11:30 and I have work in the morning.
What do I do, /utg/? Stop me from making bad decisions.
because he's an A+ husbando
Let's have a nice, clean, friendly thread, everyone!
It's too late, isn't it?
i stayed up till 2 am writing an outline
i got 4 hours of sleep last night.
join me in hell, skull.
That guy is not even good at the game, he's just a Wizard like me so he too has the power to slow down time.
Sans boss fight is piss easy when you can slow it down to ~1/4th of the real time.
This is not the kind of encouragement I wanted.
This is good. This is the adult thing to do.
This... isn't a bad idea. I might do this. I still have an hour to kill before I have to force myself to sleep.
All hopes of that were dashed as soon as Mettaton got posted.
>best ass is winning
All is as it should be
Worship that Tori booty
Let's not forget the
The sexiness of the feline form cannot be accurately captured via drawing, though people will still try
Ironically, the pictures I've seen that have gotten the closest weren't even lewd
Of course not.
Tupac - Lyric King
Biggie - Flow King
Eminem - Rhyme King
Dr. Dre - Beat King
RickRoss - Burger king
Tech N9ne - #1 independent rapper
>tfw everyone loves dick
>futa, traps, and bara are everywhere
>there is never enough love for pussy
>even when there is its always straight dudes or lesbians who only like things that look female
>cuntboy will never be popular
Why couldn't I have a fetish like vore where there is so much fucking art.
His face is oddly expressive for being made of metal, yes?
I imagine that's where the magic comes in.
If his face can move that much, who knows how plush that ass is.
Imagining a pliable metal that bounces back doesn't make a ton of sense, but I think Toby used the magic thing as an excuse for this sort of mess.
Good taste friend.
Her eyes deserve appreciation too
Even the blue eye AU
Sans smut is weird but I can't stop looking
hey guys, new comic, will be working on a sad-cute comic now, have a great one
fathumans, but I can get off to feminine-looking amorphous blobs
Vaginas are literally fucking disgusting looking.
I don't really like the look of dicks too much but I'd much rather a dick than a vagina.
There is that one anon with a fetish for simple things with faces.
I'm one of the prime contributors to sexual marshmallows and I don't even want to fuck a ghost. They're just very fun to draw and figure out.
Plus they're cute, come on.
I just like it because they're cute, and the lewds are funny.
Besides, while I'm not far gone enough to be a pedo, cute has its own form of sexual appeal. Pic related.
Making Sans cum multiple times while he lies there and takes it!
Sans saying he's tired and can't keep going!
Holding him down as he squirms weakly from the constant overstimulation before he goes limp and accepts his fate, too tired and lazy to resist!
Pleasuring Sans for hours until he passes out, and continuing to do so even while he sleeps, groaning and gasping quietly!
>open up outline
>open up new document and start writing without even thinking
Oops. Oh well. I won't get anything more posted tonight but maybe this will help me get out of my weird mood and be able to sleep.
Unless I keep fucking coughing and that keeps me up anyway.
Did you say
>implying sans would be a bottom
If he wanted to do it HE WOULD DO IT. And if he didn't, he wouldn't
I want momma Toriel to
tug on my collar and order me to eat her asshole out until it's all prim and proper.
I mostly just use tumblr or sights like e621.
Tumblr isn't so helpful unless you already know artist, because I lot of them don't tag their stuff properly.
She's probably already seen all kinds of weird hentai already, given she has robot hentai on her phone. I don't think it would change much.
>drinking some water
>suddenly feels like someone put molten metal in the back of my throat
>sprint to my kitchen to grab a glass of milk to sooth the pain of whatever this is
>IT DOESN'T WORK
>pain is so bad i'm almost crying, only stops if i dont breath through my mouth, and even though it only lessens it a bit
AM I DYING?
PLEASE HELP ME
I'm suprised at how much art there is of her with blue eyes It kinda fits her though
One more shill
Shortfic of Friskriel cuddles. The gote is given a nerdy gift and cuddles happen. Might try to put out another tomorrow or in a few days. We'll see.
That's an adorable image. Why is seeing gotemom out of her element so cute?
He's too lazy to be a top either. Fucking him is probably like that one porn pic I saw but never saved where grownup Frisk tries fucking Papyrus in his pelvic hole but can't because Papyrus doesn't feel anything down there.
That could be arranged.
Take a TUMS, or an actual calcium tablet. Gargle the milk, if you need to.
Also, i'm not a doctor. Go see one if it keeps hurting, but I think you know that's an option.
I would like the gote senpai alot more if they were sneks instead. Thats one of my sins utg
Male Muffet would be beta as fuck. Your tastes are shit, get out of arachnids
because someone who's usually calm and gentle get all hot and bothered is really
Hello darkness my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
>Not in a new Lamborghini
Do you even knowledge?
Please be nice to Papyrus! He doesn't deserve any hurt and only wants your friendship.
>I'm not attracted to girls at all, I find boys to be qt but I love vagina.
Well thats strange. Then again im a shotagoat fag so who am i to judge, and there have been far stranger things and fetishes dropped in these generals.
Enjoy your strange man-woman fetish anon.
>getting this mad about spider.
How about chill out Gaster.
That was cute, I'm looking forward to what you may write in the future.
I'm just teasing you I don't believe in the classical structure of homo-,hetero-, and bi-sexuality anyway, or whatever the current new trendy sexual orientations are. So I don't really care what you are into.
She is always cute and adorable.
Gaster is pleased with your offering of thick Muffet. That's a good, top tier spider right there Mmm yeah
I will, no worries.
ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS
I am eating
linguiniin my bikiniwhile I drink a dry martiniso I got plenty of knowledge.
I'm not attracted to MtFs at all, more unappealing than regular guys are to me since they look like girls but have penises. Eh, who cares. I just think it's weird that there is such a wide spread love for dicks in these threads.
You asked for it.
>implying /utg/ isn't also populated with whales
DIE IN GLORY FOR THOSE WE CHERISH!
Hey man, I spend 80% of my life not knowing I was bi, and sleeping with guys.
I never liked the way dicks looked either, but I still sleep around with dudes occasionally. They're just gross to look at.
But alphys , isen't the most likeable person
Why? Because im just like her , sitting down playing vidya all day. Doing nothing good.
Did the mouse ever get the cheese?
Did the mouse ever figure out how to power the microwave and heat the spaghetti?
Did the mouse ever extract the cheese from the crystal?
The last historical person you've read about falls into the Underground.
I hate this so much but I cant stop laughing
>he didn't go back through the entire game after Asriel
Funny but the real burger king of hip hop is obviously Big Pun, RIP in Pizzas
i think if you backtrack you actually see all of the cheese and shit got eaten in TP.
i haven't been the one posting most of the stuff today but some of the music that's coming out of it is cute as hell
>google 'realistic undertale'
>every image of the skelebros looks like a Goosebumps cover.
I just noticed pap is biting hard enough to cause bleeding...
Were you expecting thing anything different?
For those that haven't seen this
>That OP edition
Ok, what did i miss?
I want to be best friends with that skeleton.
>>For those we cherish, we die in glory
>Walks up to Asgore
>While he's talking, pulls out Toriel's robe, all tattered and cut up
>Torn apart at the fact that his wife is dead
>Ultimate Rage Mode
These hoes ain't loyal
cuntboys, you say?
My brother just finished Genocide Route of Undertale and had lots of fun but
he genuinely didn't seem to care at all about the characters and laughed when Chara killed Sans and Flowey I know this sounds autistic as fuck but I'm kind of disappointed he wasn't as attached to them as I was
M E T T A T O N
Storyshift Chara a cute
I wrote a one-shot just to insure that I wouldn't get burn myself out writing my main story. Warning:
It's really gay and contains worst ship
http://pastebin.com/PyrfRtwa& http://pastebin.com/6x7LynQUto come very very soon!
it's a carton of chocolate milk and a nice glass.
>Someone actually wrote a Sansgore fic
How about a whole album?
there are so many blue-safe images of Goatmom, why bother posting 30% of a non-safe one?
Fuck that I want rule 63 skelefuta with glowing dicks and ectotitties.
But the drawing isnt mine
Grape juice, in one of those glasses for booze, please. Oh, and an order of fries
If Mettaton won't love me then there's no point anymore.
Because nipples so have this one instead.
I just did.
I decided to try my harder(?) art pencil that's been sitting around unused forever. So I did an easier drawing.
Don't get me wrong, im not complaining.
>what the fuck is wrong with other people.
Don't kill yourself anon. Someones gotta love you out there.
>Radiohead: Morning Bell
>"You can keep the furniture"
>"Cut the kids in half" [x3]
>"The lights are on but nobody's home"
Yeah I don't need to explain this one.
Post your rare Woshuas.
We passed up on the stairs
We spoke of was and when
Although I wasn't there
He said that I was his friend
Which came as some surprise
I spoke into his eyes:
"I thought you died alone"
A long long time ago.
Take a guess what it's about
A bacon cheeseburger with curly fries, and a nice tall glass of
This thread really needs more Woshua
Never not on it, leanin' so hard you're ashamed
You can't dismiss this sick transmission, huffs your brain
Exhale your will and forget I ever knew you
Fuck do you do?
Fuck a man with hips for hulu
Rack a snitch, chalk and cue you
Corner pocket consume you
Too many hoes in my
Too many hoes in my motherfuckin' meal
Asking if I know how a motherfucker feels
What did he mean by this?
So is there a reason Chara was evil?
You'd think the history books would make note of it: "and for once the kingdom was full of hope again with only the occasional stabbing murder from the human"
I want to be eaten by like half the characters in this game.
And I still managed to have social standing and friends. You can do what ever you dream of anons.
>Electric Six - Germans in Mexico
Change Germans to humans, Mexico to Underground, and "your daughter" to "edgy goat", and we're good to go.
No reason given, they just hated humanity.
They probably didn't hate monsters until after Asriel foiled their revenge plot, so nothing would have seemed off in the underground.
These threads always need more Woshua.
Already done for me
>the monsters gaze up at the setting sun, the barrier finally broken
>everything's only looking up for them
>suddenly, a guitar riff plays from seemingly nowhere
>the rift builds, and soon "Yummy Yummy Yummy" by the Ohio Express is echoing through the hills
>a giant, plump hand descends from the heavens and plucks frisk from toriel's arms
>"did you really think I'd forget what you did?"
>frisk is face to giant face with Chara
>she smiles and parts her soft lips
>"yummy yummy yummy in my tummy!"
>she plops frisk into her mouth, and swallows them with a loud gulp
>looking down at the cowering monsters below, chara can hardly make up her mind on which to swallow next
>she reaches down and scopes up sans
>"ready to have a bad time?" she asks in a mocking tone
>sans screams and summons blasters
>they fire away, but do nothing
>chara gulps him down like frisk
>his muffled scream can be heard as he ripples the long way down her throat
>the rest of the monsters scatter back into the underground
>chara giggles and reaches into the cavern
>she pulls out papyrus
>"please, human, I, the great papyrus, am not food!"
>"who said I was human?"
>chara swallows him down like the glorified calcium tablet he is
>"come out little monsters, don't you want to play?"
>chara reaches into the cavern again, but pulls out nothing
>no matter, they won't try and hide forever
>and she'll be waiting
Hey everyone! Get a load of this guy!
>I bleed profusely from my body regularly and it affects my mental state.
>But its ok
I think the thing is that I shut off from everything.
From friends and family and my own ambitions.
From having fun.
I just shut off from everything.
Self-defeating? Yeah, probably.
But I don’t know that I had total control over it.
And I’m not sure it even matters why.
I never understood this fetish at all. You want to literally be killed and devoured and that turns you on somehow?
Doesn't that literally go against basic human nature and animal instinct?
Sans and Papyrus?
Alphys and Undyne?
I don't know.
>"Burgerpants, be a darling and get in here."
>Burgerpants opens the door to Mettaton's office
>Mettaton is leaning back in his chair with his legs spread wide apart
>"You wanted to s- oh goddamnit" as he turns his head away
Something to wash away the taste of this slightly sour sparkling cider from New Year's I tried to finish.
i don't get it when these weak, lanky, faggot newmales are like "eww i don't like women, they scare me, muh BERIODS"
just man up and FUCK HER IN THE PERIOD HOLE
stop being such a BITCH about it
Please don't make this another period thread. Nothing makes the femanons come out like a discussion about periods.