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Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Chisk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Game's Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommended Games
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockmod
>flockmod.com/undertale
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Shitmeji Directory
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
IRC Channel:
#undertalegeneral on Rizon
Ghosts are for ____
SPIDERS!
>>127727781
I love this AU already, but if Asriel is alive and well in Snowdin...who's Flowey?
I just want Sans to take me behind Grillby's and bone me face down ass up in the snow
reminder to kissu your goat!
post cute charas for the anon from last thread!
Touch the robutt!
>>127731816
Lying down and feeling like garbage with!
lizard a cute
>rage quits after 7 deaths to Sans
>absolutely refuses to play any other path besides genocide
Yeah, money well spent.
>>127731887
Howdy!
Don't you remember me?
I'm your best friend...B U R G E R P A N T S
>>127731823
lmao did your mom set a time limit on you for being a manchild? tip: factory reset your router/turn it off in router page
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1EDHM1UuWC10QjITBpH-1It-OVHwZOku3nZZlXFX427Q/viewform
VOTE OR DIE
Sans said... y-you could only be saved if you... uh... if you tell me your sins. So tell me and then you can be saved!
Why am I so attracted to fire monster?
Official PERSONAL otp
1) Asgore tori
2) Asgore with tranny metaton
3) Tranny metaton with frisk
4) Tranny tori with frisk
Any other relations don't even matter.
I have a wife, job, real life friends and my favorite fetish is vore.
I want tori to eat frisk and grow fatter.
Listen to this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXaUZO6gvu8 [Embed]
I get fucked in my ass every other week by my wife.
IMPORTANT QUESTION (male posters only, since female ones don't have both choices:)
You can choose either:
>be this guy (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFnUCNIStRw) and never lose your virginity
or
>lose your virginity
What do you pick?
hi /utg/
will chapter 7 up! http://pastebin.com/Z3Sn75tn
the rest of will (and my two filler fics) are on my pastebin here http://pastebin.com/u/frickanon
how are you guys tonight?
>>127731943Sans is a lazy piece of shit and the only time you'll have any action with him is when he's on his bed being a pillow prince
WOOMY[SPOILER]MARIE IS SHIT[/SPOILER]
>>127732070
I masturbate to you furiously.
>>127732091
Because you don't know what kinky shit lies beyond the fire exit.
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8Uhn-dU3Gg&t=7
>>127732070I'm gonna fuck Sans in the confessional booth
nth forshotabutt being the second best runner in best butts poll.
Man I'm in a weird kind of mood tonight. Maybe it's because AYEM is so close to getting intense but I really, really want to keep writing it even though it's 11:30 and I have work in the morning.
What do I do, /utg/? Stop me from making bad decisions.
>>127732124
Am I this good at every game, or specifically the sans fight?
>>127732156
agreed
Can we please all agree to not do anything lewd in this thread?
>>127732091
because he's an A+ husbando
>>127732124
I'd erase my entire memory of Undertale if I could get the latter!!
nth forsad
>>127732070
I want to fuck your dad.
>>127731735
REMOVE RANDO
>>127732271
>>127732145that is also fine. I would also be his perfect waifu and clean up after him all day
Let's have a nice, clean, friendly thread, everyone!It's too late, isn't it?
>>127732145
>implying that isn't what I want
>>127731986
Why isn't Mettaton happy?
>>127732238
i stayed up till 2 am writing an outline
i got 4 hours of sleep last night.
join me in hell, skull.
Well I'm going to bed. Peace my bread slices
>>127732156
>>127732327
dumb squidposters
>>127731887
>unsaveable
>Asgore is Alphys
It's obviously Gaster
>>127732124
That guy is not even good at the game, he's just a Wizard like me so he too has the power to slow down time.
Sans boss fight is piss easy when you can slow it down to ~1/4th of the real time.
>>127732238
No good decision is made past 10:00 pm. Don't do anything you can't take back, and get some sleep.
>>127732070I want to give you kisses, head to toe. And then cuddle infront of a cozy fire.
Post Images with Ratings
-MMT
>>127732238
Go to sleep, you already did enough today and need to rest.
>>127732386
This picture would be wonderful if they didn't put a gaster blaster between Papyrus's fucking legs.Makes me rage over composition and tangents.
>>127732238
Give yourself aliteralquickie.
And byliteralI mean as inliterature.Write something short down, you'll get it out of your system.
>>127732356
Best character of the comic next to Kermit.
>>127732386
It was always too late Anon.
We just didn't realize it until the Vandals were at the gates.
>>127731986
If Underground robots are made of metal and magic, then how hard do you think Mettaton's body is? It probably isn't fun fucking bishounen C3PO.
MORE important poll.
http://strawpoll.me/6470485
>>127732327
manmenmi!
>>127732065
Come to think of it, which one would Vietnamese be?
I just finished One by One and it is the best undertale fiction I have ever read.
Anyone have anymore good fics like this? I've got an urge now.
>Toriel getting eaten alive and crying as she is digested
>Napstablook and Hapstablook being forced to live in a small pen, being whipped, and sold as slaves
Chara!
>>127732238
Maybe add in some details to your outline for this section and sleep on the rest?
>>127732156
Man, I would so get that game if you could play as an octopus.
But not if you're only a squid.
>>127732405
This is not the kind of encouragement I wanted.
>>127732450
>>127732482
This is good. This is the adult thing to do.
>>127732487
>>127732609
This... isn't a bad idea. I might do this. I still have an hour to kill before I have to force myself to sleep.
>>127732554
snails are not welcome here
>>127732472
>that pic
>catdick anon mastrubating furiously in the background
>>127732271
All hopes of that were dashed as soon as Mettaton got posted.
>>127732504
>best ass is winning
All is as it should be
where is the pussy gape?
Why is everything shotagoats?
>>127732554
But ghosts are incorporeal, so how would they be physically prevented from escaping?
>>127732541
Austroasiatic
>>127732413
Does this please you your highness?
>>127732504
Isn't it obvious?
>>127732145
If you want a boyfriend like this then you are filth and deserve to stay a virgin.
>>127732647
>only a squidyou're also a kid
>>127732728
Dicks > Vaginas
>>127732007
>still giving a shit about tgwtg and its associated faggots
nigger what are you doing?
>>127732710
My nigga.
Worship that Tori booty
>>127732729
magic ass
>>127732729
By putting them in a ghost pen.
>>127731816
I don't understand ghostposters. I guess I can kind of get robotposters because Mettaton acts all sexy but the ghosts look like marshmallows.
>>127732852
Let's not forget thebooby
>>127732728
Dont be so glum chum.
>>127732145
I'm so far gone even thatturned me on
>>127732697
The sexiness of the feline form cannot be accurately captured via drawing, though people will still tryIronically, the pictures I've seen that have gotten the closest weren't even lewd
Who is the best rapper?
>>127732275
Damn straight.
>>127732070
The fish is making me fall into despair.
>>127732932Of course not.
>>127733013Tupac - Lyric King
Biggie - Flow King
Eminem - Rhyme King
Dr. Dre - Beat King
RickRoss - Burger king
Tech N9ne - #1 independent rapper
>>127732830
>tfw everyone loves dick
>futa, traps, and bara are everywhere
>there is never enough love for pussy
>even when there is its always straight dudes or lesbians who only like things that look female
>cuntboy will never be popular
Why couldn't I have a fetish like vore where there is so much fucking art.
>>127732728
Embrace it anon.
>>127732806
Stop that.
>>127732916
Maybe they are fat and are sexually attracted to food.
Stranger things have happened Anon
>>127732850
I thought Spoony wasn't with TGWTG for a few years now
>>127732949
You and me both, anon.
>>127732498
His face is oddly expressive for being made of metal, yes?
I imagine that's where the magic comes in.
If his face can move that much, who knows how plush that ass is.
Imagining a pliable metal that bounces back doesn't make a ton of sense, but I think Toby used the magic thing as an excuse for this sort of mess.
I want to draw cute stuff, requests?
>>127732124
Do... I like, regain my virginity if I pick the first one?
>>127733013
MF Doom
>>127732007
literally who
>>127733071
>Fuku Fire
>Those ratings
Good taste friend.
>>127733071
>tries so hard to make sure he doesn't list any popular memerappers
It's okay, we understand that you're ashamed of listening to Childish Gambino because he got panned by P4K
>>127733220
Melty bird incest
>>127733062
Her eyes deserve appreciation tooEven the blue eye AU
>>127733119
Because cuntboy is for homos, just like futa.
>>127733119
I think I want to shit post in the name of the vaginal vanguard. No more gay fucking goats, more cunts pls.
>>127733193
Sans smut is weird but I can't stop looking
>>127733220
Monster Kid being helped up after tripping by Undyne!
http://strawpoll.me/6470943
>>127733220
new fuku fire pics
hey guys, new comic, will be working on a sad-cute comic now, have a great one
>>127733169
I preferfathumans, but I can get off to feminine-looking amorphous blobs
>>127733119
Well, because "cuntboy" is a stupid fetish, since that just a tomboy loli under a different name.
>>127733193
ohmygod
Do you have a good source for Sanslewds
>>127733119
Vaginas are literally fucking disgusting looking.
I don't really like the look of dicks too much but I'd much rather a dick than a vagina.
>>127732916
There is that one anon with a fetish for simple things with faces.
I'm one of the prime contributors to sexual marshmallows and I don't even want to fuck a ghost. They're just very fun to draw and figure out.
Plus they're cute, come on.
>>127733220
kid alphys watching anime for the first time
What if Alphys somehow got a copy ofMonmusu Quest?
Would her views on humans, and her views on THEIR views on monsters change?
>>127732916
I just like it because they're cute, and the lewds are funny.Besides, while I'm not far gone enough to be a pedo, cute has its own form of sexual appeal. Pic related.
>>127733207
He's made of gallium, obviously.
>>127733062
The artist who drew this is skilled, but that bottom-centre Toriel cracks me up. That anime-style face with a seemingly hairless body looks so weird.
>>127732751
>rated E
>not rated A
>>127732145
Making Sans cum multiple times while he lies there and takes it!
Sans saying he's tired and can't keep going!
Holding him down as he squirms weakly from the constant overstimulation before he goes limp and accepts his fate, too tired and lazy to resist!
Pleasuring Sans for hours until he passes out, and continuing to do so even while he sleeps, groaning and gasping quietly!
>>127733220
The lizard being a dork.
>>127733328
Asriel should pay attention to his wording.
>>127733328
>Have a great one
Y-you too!
>>127733220
Tsunderplane bathing in Vulkin
>open up outline
>open up new document and start writing without even thinking
Oops. Oh well. I won't get anything more posted tonight but maybe this will help me get out of my weird mood and be able to sleep.Unless I keep fucking coughing and that keeps me up anyway.
>>127733323WHEREISBLOOKY
>>127733328
bless you, you've made my day
>>127733207
>>127733412
I figured his endoskeleton and workings are robotic, but his outside parts are made of plastic or soft rubber.
>>127733323
>no MK option
Shaking my head
>>127733337
>loli
Where does the loli come in? Their bodies are completely distinct of those of a prepubescent.
>>127733440
yasssssssss
gibe de pusi b0ss
>>127733328
You too, this is great by the way.
>>127732932
Did you saybooby?
>>127733119
cuntbot is kinda popular
http://imgur.com/a/l1LcH
>>127733510
Just be sure to read whatever you write, and redraft tomorrow if necessary.
>>127733290
I'm a straight girl I just don't care for dicks.
>>127733337
I'm not attracted to girls at all, I find boys to be qt but I love vagina.
>>127733343
That's your opinion.
>>127733440
>implying sans would be a bottom
If he wanted to do it HE WOULD DO IT. And if he didn't, he wouldn't
>>127733220
Flame Schoolgirl/ FukuFire opening their lunchbox and taking out a piece of charcoal
>>127732504
>no muffet spider donut.
Its shit.
>>127733543
i could not include blooky since it only allowed 30 choices.
I want momma Toriel totug on my collar and order me to eat her asshole out until it's all prim and proper.
Why did Toby put in So Sorry? What was he thinking?
>>127733338
I mostly just use tumblr or sights like e621.
Tumblr isn't so helpful unless you already know artist, because I lot of them don't tag their stuff properly.
>>127733393
She's probably already seen all kinds of weird hentai already, given she has robot hentai on her phone. I don't think it would change much.
>drinking some water
>burp
>suddenly feels like someone put molten metal in the back of my throat
>sprint to my kitchen to grab a glass of milk to sooth the pain of whatever this is
>IT DOESN'T WORK
>pain is so bad i'm almost crying, only stops if i dont breath through my mouth, and even though it only lessens it a bit
AM I DYING?
PLEASE HELP ME
>>127733594
I feel like I know you.
>>127733631
I am versatile.
>>127733328
Love it. The constant edge/serious goat art gets so repetitive...no offense to the talented
>>127733409
>spoiler text
You're awful.
>>127733282I'm suprised at how much art there is of her with blue eyesIt kinda fits her though
Frisk wants to get a little, frisky.
One more shill
http://pastebin.com/ey3XuJgf
Shortfic of Friskriel cuddles. The gote is given a nerdy gift and cuddles happen. Might try to put out another tomorrow or in a few days. We'll see.
i want to kiss a male muffet
>>127733661
I want to bust a human trafficking ring and free everyone, giving them second chances at the life so unfairly taken away from them.
>>127733609
That's an adorable image. Why is seeing gotemom out of her element so cute?
>>127733623
Yeah sure, and guys who are into dickgirls are straight too.
>>127733715
With his wallet
>>127733794
Papyrusplatonicallycopulating with Frick!
>>127733731
Yeah I've been trying tumblr but it's usually so mixed with papyrus which kills theladybonerand AU Sans BS. Thank you though!
>>127733840
I would kiss any Muffet
>>127733510Do you have an addiction?
>>127733631
He's too lazy to be a top either. Fucking him is probably like that one porn pic I saw but never saved where grownup Frisk tries fucking Papyrus in his pelvic hole but can't because Papyrus doesn't feel anything down there.
>>127733343
Dicks are disgusting.
I woke up in a new bugatti
>>127733661That could be arranged.
>>127733752
Sounds like acid reflux burned your esophagus. It'll heal.
>>127733220
Young muffet lemonade stand.
>>127733553
While that's possible for his legs/ass/hips, his face and arms are definitely very metallic.
>>127733168
I'll stop if you stop.
>>127733752
Acid reflux?
Take a TUMS, or an actual calcium tablet. Gargle the milk, if you need to.
Also, i'm not a doctor. Go see one if it keeps hurting, but I think you know that's an option.
>>127733738
>implying they wouldn't try to get in the mood
>>127733872
What else should I call myself? I don't like girls so I'm not bisexual.
>>127733752
Anon I'm no doctor but with my small medical knowledge I perscribe you 50cc's of GetyourasstotheHospital.
>>127733631
I will suck his blue raspberry glowdick dry
I would like the gote senpai alot more if they were sneks instead. Thats one of my sins utg
>>127733840
Male Muffet would be beta as fuck. Your tastes are shit, get out of arachnids
>>127733843
because someone who's usually calm and gentle get all hot and bothered is reallycute
>>127733623
>don't care for dicks
>straight girl
>>127734000
I want it I want it I want it!
>>127733220
Baby Alphys hanging out with Bratty and Catty.
>>127733661
Continue...
https://soundcloud.com/keno9988ii/undertale-au-storyshift-histrousle
my heart.
m y h e a r t
>>127733795
cute!
>>127733328
I love your stuff man. Thanks for your hard work.
Hello darkness my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
>>127733981
>Not in a new Lamborghini
Do you even knowledge?
>>127733872
>guys who are into dickgirls are straight too.
Feminine. Penis.
Please be nice to Papyrus! He doesn't deserve any hurt and only wants your friendship.
>>127733623
>I'm not attracted to girls at all, I find boys to be qt but I love vagina.
Well thats strange. Then again im a shotagoat fag so who am i to judge, and there have been far stranger things and fetishes dropped in these generals.
Enjoy your strange man-woman fetish anon.
>>127734096
>getting this mad about spider.
How about chill out Gaster.
>>127733795
That was cute, I'm looking forward to what you may write in the future.
>>127734071
It'seems literally not serious at all. The worst he'll get is it being sore when he swallows.
>>127734068I'm just teasing youI don't believe in the classical structure of homo-,hetero-, and bi-sexuality anyway, or whatever the current new trendy sexual orientations are. So I don't really care what you are into.
Post/utg/ Frisk and papyrus
>>127733843
She is always cute and adorable.
>>127734068
MtFphilia? I don't fucking know but it sure isn't straight.
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>>127734316
It's been that way before tumblr you retard!
>>127734085
There is a lack of prominent reptiles next to Alphys in the game.
>>127734243
Gaster is pleased with your offering of thick Muffet. That's a good, top tier spider right there Mmm yeah
>>127733616
I will, no worries.
>>127733930
M-... maybe...?
>>127734270I MENT /UTG/ SANS, SHIT!
>>127734316
>How do YOU know it's a tumblr meme?
Also, I've seen people type like that on places that aren't tumblr screencaps, if that's what you're referring to.
>>127734372
doesn't mean it's not a tumblr meme.
>>127734368
ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS
>>127734068
Well if youre able to form romantic relationships but not sexual ones (because of a lack of sexual desire etc) there are terms for that as well.
>>127734193
I am eatinglinguiniin mybikiniwhile I drink adry martiniso I got plenty of knowledge.
>>127734156
Thanks for showing us this storyshift stuff, it's actually nice.
>>127734347
I'm not attracted to MtFs at all, more unappealing than regular guys are to me since they look like girls but have penises. Eh, who cares. I just think it's weird that there is such a wide spread love for dicks in these threads.
>>127734368
ARE
>>127734270
You asked for it.
>implying /utg/ isn't also populated with whales
>>127732932
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>>127734368
DIE IN GLORY FOR THOSE WE CHERISH!
>>127734460
>>>/tumblr/
>>127734129
Hey man, I spend 80% of my life not knowing I was bi, and sleeping with guys.
I never liked the way dicks looked either, but I still sleep around with dudes occasionally. They're just gross to look at.
>>127734484
But how many Lamborghini do you have in your Lamborghini account?
>>127733412
WHO THE FUCK HAS 40 GALLIUM
>>127734003
>>127734026
its starting to get better now, i think its what you guys said.
>>127734460
....
>>127734393
But alphys , isen't the most likeable person
Why? Because im just like her , sitting down playing vidya all day. Doing nothing good.
Did the mouse ever get the cheese?
Did the mouse ever figure out how to power the microwave and heat the spaghetti?
Did the mouse ever extract the cheese from the crystal?
>>127734551
*tips fedora
>>127732115
Idk why but I lost it with that image
The last historical person you've read about falls into the Underground.
What happens?
>>127734393
>>127734085
You've always got Bratty.
>>127734595
20.
>>127734537
DELETE THIS FILTH
>>127734667
All Mice got their cheese. The mouse who ate the spaghetti hated the taste and left it there
>>127734667
but....how did the cheese get in the crystal?
>>127734537I hate this so much but I cant stop laughing
>>127734537
DO NOT DO THAT TO THE SKELETON
>>127734368
WUZ
>>127734609
Yeah, just don't try to force out a burp like that next time. And consider a slight change in diet.
>>127734667
Look at who didn't go back and see all of their friends before leaving the underground.
>>127734551
I cry evrytim.
>>127734667
>he didn't go back through the entire game after Asriel
but...why?
>>127733071
>Rick Ross
>Burger King
Funny but the real burger king of hip hop is obviously Big Pun, RIP in Pizzas
>>127734667
Yes, did you not do the post-pacifist tour?
>>127734790
The crystal grew around it.
>>127734735
>Shakespeare
So basically the purple soul?
>>127734747
...Acceptable.
>>127734667
i think if you backtrack you actually see all of the cheese and shit got eaten in TP.
>>127734508
i haven't been the one posting most of the stuff today but some of the music that's coming out of it is cute as hell
https://soundcloud.com/dlgn13/broken-spear
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/15495351/popyrus.mp3
>>127734735
>Alberto Barbosa
This should be interesting.
>>127734667
Yeah at the end of the game if you go back to all the save points the mouse take a nibble on the cheese.
why can't i piost in cytube
>>127733119
Is there a cuntboy revival going on?
>google 'realistic undertale'
>every image of the skelebros looks like a Goosebumps cover.
>>127734537
I just noticed pap is biting hard enough to cause bleeding...
>>127734939
Please stop being so cute, anon.
Put something in the box for chara
>>127734735
>St. Olga of Kiev
Oh god! RUN, SNOWY RUN!
>>127734976
Were you expecting thing anything different?
>>127735024
Cant stop what I never started!
>>127735026
>tfw didn't save the yummy in tummy Anon picture
Fuck you for bringing this back
>>127734790
Also, who puts cheese in a safe? That's a little paranoid, isn't it? Or is the mouse just THAT good at getting cheese?
>>127735026
repostan
For those that haven't seen this
https://www.reddit.com/r/Undertale/comments
/3xhpzl/pacifist_sans_fightextraengine_test/
>That OP edition
Ok, what did i miss?
>>127734221
I want to be best friends with that skeleton.
>>127734871
>>For those we cherish, we die in glory
>Asshole Frisk
>Walks up to Asgore
>While he's talking, pulls out Toriel's robe, all tattered and cut up
>Torn apart at the fact that his wife is dead
>Ultimate Rage Mode
>Omega Asgore
Oh fug
>>127735026
her knife has to be dull by now...
>>127734976
Reader Beware you are in for a something something bad time.
These hoes ain't loyal
does anyone have a download link to that new fan album?
Snails are cute!
>>127734537
I KNEW WHAT IT WOULD BE BUT CLICKED THE SPOILER ANYWAY
>>127734958
cuntboys, you say?
drawing cartoon goats is hard.
>>127734735
>Schoenburg
He probably murders Bratty and Catty
>>127735026
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5657704
Hope this works
>>127735132
well I mean they saw the mousehole there. They have good reason to put it in a safe.
>>127734798
>>127734791
What's wrong with giving the skeleton a friendly hug? Especially fresh out of a shower when you're all cleaned up?
Chara!
>>127735251
I would watch.
When Papyrus captured Frisk do you think they were princess carried or dragged across the ground?
Ghost vore when?
My brother just finished Genocide Route of Undertale and had lots of fun buthe genuinely didn't seem to care at all about the characters and laughed when Chara killed Sans and FloweyI know this sounds autistic as fuck but I'm kind of disappointed he wasn't as attached to them as I was
>>127735253
oh lord. Sauce please
>>127735251
I can't get over toriel's and mettaton's reacton faces...
Vagina vanguard ASSembullllllllll!
>>127735251
Why are they shocked in the second panel?
>>127735232
snailerotica
>>127735392
Toted around by their soul with magic, floating safely above the snow
>>127732504
M E T T A T O N
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>>127734735
>Tesla
He might be dead within the week, but he'll be damned if he doesn't bone Snowdrake at least once before then
>>127735351
Storyshift Chara a cute
I wrote a one-shot just to insure that I wouldn't get burn myself out writing my main story. Warning:It's really gay and contains worst ship
http://pastebin.com/g0uhiyUt
More ofhttp://pastebin.com/PyrfRtwa&http://pastebin.com/6x7LynQUto come very very soon!
>>127735026it's a carton of chocolate milk and a nice glass.
>>127735415
Killing Flowey is funny as shit.
>>127735151
Might have linked to a wrong post there m8.
>>127735415
Well at least he actually killed them, unlike a certain other faggot.
>>127735573
>proceeds to finally pull out goat son face
nope nope nope nope nope nope
>>127735151
Meant for >>127734837
>>127735151
yup, oops
>>127735026
I got you something nice chara.
>>127735564
>Someone actually wrote a Sansgore fic
huh
Somebody post that one picture/comic where Papyrus and Sans teach Undyne the ways of posing while changing a lightbulb
>>127735449
How about a whole album?http://imgur.com/a/gxsdO
>>127735534
>>127735251
What is Papyrus doing on the ground?
>>127735762
what the fuck is wrong with women
>>127735337
Not when he's biting and shaking like that!
paranoiachan x paladinchan rapefic when
>>127735847
That's why we didn't want to let them vote.
>>127735762
wowee. <3 ty anon
>>127735385
WUZ
Finish that drawing, /vg/.
>>127735489
>>127735847
what the fuck is wrong with men
CHARA SMUT! NOW!
>>127735754
Asgore needs more attention in regards to writing that isn't super sad or dramatic and this fulfills my need forgay size difference, so I thought why not?
>>127735691
>>127735990
does chara giving hugs count as smut
>>127735986
literally nothing
>>127735990
no
>>127735990
>>127735968
there are so many blue-safe images of Goatmom, why bother posting 30% of a non-safe one?
>>127735847
what the fuck is wrong with(You)
>>127736034
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
What's your poison tonight, /utg/?
>>127735847
Fuck that I want rule 63 skelefuta with glowing dicks and ectotitties.
Think of the last song you listened toTry to interpret the lyrics to be about Undertale
>>127736034
>>127735691
Everyone wants Mettaton in some shape or form.
In this fandom, it's fuck or be fucked.
>>127735939
MEMES
>>127736095
Truth hurts don't it, anon?
>>127736119
Diet Coke and French fries.with malt vinegar.
>>127736034
None of the characters are good enough for us, except Alphys.
EARTH!
>>127735940
But the drawing isnt mine
>>127736119
Grape juice, in one of those glasses for booze, please. Oh, and an order of fries
>>127736220
If Mettaton won't love me then there's no point anymore.
>>127736080
Because nipples so have this one instead.
>>127735940
I just did.
I decided to try my harder(?) art pencil that's been sitting around unused forever. So I did an easier drawing.
>>127736064
i disagree
>>127735818
drunk, probably
>>127733323
>Only one vote for Burgerpants
>>127735990
>>127735847
not enough
>>127736147
What if the songhas no lyrics
>>127736027
Don't get me wrong, im not complaining.
Just surprised
>>127735847
>what the fuck is wrong with other people.
FTFY.
>>127736294
Don't kill yourself anon. Someones gotta love you out there.
>>127735762
Is there an album ofSans anal?
>>127735940
But...it won't be good enough.
>>127736147
>Radiohead: Morning Bell
>"You can keep the furniture"
>"Cut the kids in half" [x3]
>"The lights are on but nobody's home"
Yeah I don't need to explain this one.
Post your rare Woshuas.
>>127736294
do it.
>>127736119
Sleep
>>127736147
>War's "Why can't we be friends"
Oh gee
>>127736358
pick the second to last song you listened to. If that has no lyrics, go to the third to last. Continue until you find a song with lyrics.
>>127736313
name 1 problem that all men share without sounding like a sexist bigot
>>127735990
>>127736119
I'm finally legal
Hit me with the birthday special, Grillbz...Whatever a birthday special is
>>127736147
We passed up on the stairs
We spoke of was and when
Although I wasn't there
He said that I was his friend
Which came as some surprise
I spoke into his eyes:
"I thought you died alone"
A long long time ago.Take a guess what it's about
>>127736119
Coke Zero and Payday II Downloading.
>>127736482
name 1 problem that all women share without sounding like a sexist bigot
Gaster has ptosis
>>127736119
A bacon cheeseburger with curly fries, and a nice tall glass ofcranberry juice.
>>127736119
I want a glass ofgoat cum.
>>127736432
Finally
This thread really needs more Woshua
>>127736147
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0J3vgcE5i2o
Mettaton being a manwhore
>>127736323
On milk? If you kill him and chat at the bar he goes there all the time but just orders milk.
>>127736294
Mettaton loves all of his fans.
>>127735703
Asgore consumed by the black rage would be scary shit for sure.
>>127736514
Menstruation.
>>127736514
Periods and menopause.
>>127736415
>Radiohead
MAH NIGGA
>>127736147
>NIGGAH NIGGAH NIGGAH NIGGAH NIGGAH
>I'M 100% NIGGAH
>NIGGAH NIGGAH NIGGAH NIGGAH NIGGAH
>I'M 200% NIGGAH
Gee I don't know. Poetry?
>>127736147
Never not on it, leanin' so hard you're ashamed
You can't dismiss this sick transmission, huffs your brain
Exhale your will and forget I ever knew you
Fuck do you do?
Fuck a man with hips for hulu
Rack a snitch, chalk and cue you
Corner pocket consume you
Too many hoes in my
Too many hoes in my motherfuckin' meal
Asking if I know how a motherfucker feels
What did he mean by this?
>>127736514
>dodges question
>>127736514
They're hard to understand at times....well that applies to guys too I guess.
So is there a reason Chara was evil?
You'd think the history books would make note of it: "and for once the kingdom was full of hope again with only the occasional stabbing murder from the human"
>>127736530
>not cat cum
It's like you hate cute things and alliteration
>>127736572
>>127736591
>implying that's a problem
wow what a cuck, go back to your cuckshed, cuck
>>127736191
'n'
>>127732504
>Mettaton
>not first
>>127736413
Not that I know of. I've only seen like, three pics where he had a ecto ass. Try asking in the /y/ thread.
I want to be eaten by like half the characters in this game.
And I still managed to have social standing and friends. You can do what ever you dream of anons.
>>127736147
>Electric Six - Germans in Mexico
Change Germans to humans, Mexico to Underground, and "your daughter" to "edgy goat", and we're good to go.
>>127736432
>>127736147
I really don't want to look for a cover of Undertale
>>127736514
Periods?
>>127736637
No reason given, they just hated humanity.
They probably didn't hate monsters until after Asriel foiled their revenge plot, so nothing would have seemed off in the underground.
>>127736535
These threads always need more Woshua.
>>127736119
Beer. So much good beer.
>>127736652
>Cuckshed
I'll have to present that idea to my wife's boyfriend, thanks!
>>127736147
Already done for me
>>127736514
*flirt
>the monsters gaze up at the setting sun, the barrier finally broken
>everything's only looking up for them
>suddenly, a guitar riff plays from seemingly nowhere
>the rift builds, and soon "Yummy Yummy Yummy" by the Ohio Express is echoing through the hills
>a giant, plump hand descends from the heavens and plucks frisk from toriel's arms
>"did you really think I'd forget what you did?"
>frisk is face to giant face with Chara
>she smiles and parts her soft lips
>"yummy yummy yummy in my tummy!"
>she plops frisk into her mouth, and swallows them with a loud gulp
>looking down at the cowering monsters below, chara can hardly make up her mind on which to swallow next
>she reaches down and scopes up sans
>"ready to have a bad time?" she asks in a mocking tone
>sans screams and summons blasters
>they fire away, but do nothing
>chara gulps him down like frisk
>his muffled scream can be heard as he ripples the long way down her throat
>the rest of the monsters scatter back into the underground
>chara giggles and reaches into the cavern
>she pulls out papyrus
>"please, human, I, the great papyrus, am not food!"
>"who said I was human?"
>chara swallows him down like the glorified calcium tablet he is
>"come out little monsters, don't you want to play?"
>chara reaches into the cavern again, but pulls out nothing
>no matter, they won't try and hide forever
>and she'll be waiting
>>127736514
Hey everyone! Get a load of this guy!
>>127736652
>I bleed profusely from my body regularly and it affects my mental state.
>But its ok
>>127736698
filth FILTH!
>>127736652
Don't trust something that bleeds once a month and can't enter a house without being invited first.
>>127736623
This
>>127736684
Heresy desu
>>127736147
I think the thing is that I shut off from everything.
From friends and family and my own ambitions.
From having fun.
I just shut off from everything.
Self-defeating? Yeah, probably.
But I don’t know that I had total control over it.
And I’m not sure it even matters why.
no need to get upset femanon, it was just a ruse
>>127736695
I never understood this fetish at all. You want to literally be killed and devoured and that turns you on somehow?
Doesn't that literally go against basic human nature and animal instinct?
>>127736147
Giles Corey - I'm Going To Do It
I uh....................... I can think of several things that may apply.
>>127736652
>femanons first time on 4chins trying to replicate quality shitposting
Adorable, did you read a tutorial on ED or something?
>>127736147
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFrjMq4aL-g
Uh.
Sans and Papyrus?
Alphys and Undyne?
I don't know.
>>127736820
I mean I know they're not very popular outside the UK, but c'mon Germans in Mexico was a good song.
>"Burgerpants, be a darling and get in here."
>Burgerpants opens the door to Mettaton's office
>Mettaton is leaning back in his chair with his legs spread wide apart
>"You wanted to s- oh goddamnit" as he turns his head away
Confess your sins.
>>127736119
Something to wash away the taste of this slightly sour sparkling cider from New Year's I tried to finish.
>>127736815
Time to kill an anon.
>>127736818
i don't get it when these weak, lanky, faggot newmales are like "eww i don't like women, they scare me, muh BERIODS"
seriously?
just man up and FUCK HER IN THE PERIOD HOLE
stop being such a BITCH about it
>>127736981
Again, I want tohugthebug
>>127736415
that Chara looks like Noah "The One-Man Shoah" Lennox
>>127736652
Please don't make this another period thread. Nothing makes the femanons come out like a discussion about periods.
>>127736815
>>127736981
Catfucker has ruined cats for me. I feel a vague sense of unease and disgust whenever I see a picture of one now.
>>127737006
You should probably stop posting when you are on your period.
>>127736147
the underground has a big problem with 30 pieces
https://soundcloud.com/urbansocialmedialounge/uk2uk
>>127737040
hey anon
heytampons
>>127736981I often post misogynistic comments in /utg/ because I know a lot of females frequent it and its so hard to troll other demographics nowadays
>>127736981
Stop posting these every threads I don't have anything to confess
>>127736941
>implying I'm a femanon
Epib.
>>127737036
Spiders are not bugs
>>127736910
there is a lot of mental hoops one gets through with it. At its very core though the concept is one of "just use me" and thus giving someone a purpose. be it good or bad is up to the person who is looking at it. Thats just the prey part even.
>>127736637
Chara wasn't demonstrably evil until absolute power corrupted them absolutely. Chara's intent to retaliate against the humans in Asriel's body could easily be justified as self-defense, and other acts of sociopathy in Chara don't really amount to evil until Chara takes control of Frisk. Which is only after YOU give them a higher LV.
>>127736981
I would literally pay a cute trap with a big ass to dress up as Mettaton and let meSHOVE MY ENTIRE FACE INTO THEIR ASSHOLE AND LET ME SNIFF IT FOR AS LONG AS I WANTED HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG IM GETTING A BONER JUST TYPING THIS
>>127737006
>weak, lanky, faggot newmales
>muh BERIODS
>PERIOD HOLE
Holy shit its like you took everyone 4chan meme you heard without any context and tried to use them right there. If this is bait its good.
>>127737040
I'm a femanon and I want the period talk to fucking stop.
>>127736815
You have deep emotional problems little weirdo...
why is everyone here a degenerate? none of the characters are even remotely attractive
get off the computer and go get laid lmao
>>127737156
Then thearachnid
>>127737109
I have a sister, you don't scare me.
But I came here to talk about goats and skeletons and ghosts living under a mountain.
>>127737127
But I just drew that picture and I haven't been posting it every thread. There are other Anons doing it too.Now confess you sinner
>>127737192
What the fuck kind of punctuation are we supposed to talk about then!?
>>127736981I want to be San's wife.
>>127736482
blue balls
>>127737079
Don't, anon. To cancel it out you should look at disgusting pictures of any other kind of animal too, so you feel equally uneasy at all of them.
>>127736046
>>127736075
>>127736076
>>127736337
>>127736485
Okay okay how about a compromiseLovingchara smut
>>127736147
https://youtu.be/H0xt2cKL8yU
When I die, let them judge me by my company of friends
Let them know me as the footprints that I left upon the sand
Let them laugh for all the laughter
Let them cry for laughter’s end
But when I die, let them judge me by my company of friends
When I die, let them toast to all the things that I believe
Let them raise a glass to consciousness
And not spill a drop for grief
Let the bubbles rise at midnight
Let their tongues get light as thieves
And when I die, let them toast to all the things that I believe
>>127737169
You are the bait, jew.
>>127736684
>>127737164
>wasn't evil
>didn't care that asgore almost shat himself to death
>>127733176
He's not, he occasionally appears in Doug's shit, but he's on his own. I like his Counter Monkey stuff, but his regular channel is pretty much dead.
>>127737217
>Hot Fish abs
>Not attractive
You gay?
>>127736147
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loY_Vs73X5Y
>"Won't you be satisfied with that?"
>You said
>...
>It's a wonderful world.
>>127737298
Because I think of you.
>>127737213
this image of burgerpants is getting pretty avant garde
>>127736981
I masturbate to Flowey/OF at least three times a day.
>>127737268
You know what's a really shitty punctuation?Colons
>>127737151
*flirt
>>127737192
lots of exercise, some BC, and being anorexic can pmuch do away with it or make it super light and like 3 days long. Glorious.
>>127737192
I bet you'd want your periods to stop too.
>>127736684
that boooty is off-center
>>127735758
Please.
I love you long time
>>127737368
Oh
Well, consider meeting a cat in real life
The concentrated cuteness should overpower that
>>127737375
>nobody is willing enough to learn Unitale to try making boss fights out of every NPC
>>127737217
I did get laid but she left me years ago.
I still miss her.
>>127737375
>>127737217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzYGWF6qrts
>>127737217
I think you're in the wrong place, friendo.
>>127737468
I'm fine with cats in real life. Its just seeing a picture of one that makes me feel disgust.love you senpai, feel proud that you've managed to do this
>>127737335
>Buttercups baked into a pie
>Other ingredients that probably cancel out anything actually deadly
>Compared to Chara straight ingesting flowers
It was a prank at worst, otherwise Asgore would've probably been dead if you can kill him with a goddamn stick and the will to kill
>>127736910
I'm not into vore but fucking men is also against human nature and it turns me on so it's not really important when it comes to fetishes
>>127737217
I think its better for everyone if i keep my shotalove to 2D anon, you dont want me to get laid.
>>127736220
Malt vinegar, right. Coming up.
>>127736281
Grape juice? Sure, want ketchup with those fries?
>>127736460
Don't have that, got a Tuck Me In which'll knock you right out, though.
>>127736487
Fireball, on the house. Happy Birthday, kid.
>>127736507
Got the Coke, not the game.
>>127736519
Extra bacon or no?
>>127736530
Out.
>>127736759
What kind you like?
>>127736990
Tall glass of whiskey then.Sorry I'm late, got caught up in another rp.
>>127737285
how's this forlewd
>>127737402
10/10
>>127733387
>>127734148
Mixed these two, I hope you don't mind.
>>127737285
>>127737217
>none of the characters are even remotely attractive
disagreed
>>127737309
>you will never be kidnapped by Mettaton
>you will never be tied up and blindfolded while Mettaton explores your body, wondering what humans like
>you will never be subjected to his curious touch as he tries to figure out why you're so sensitive in this one spot
>you will never be imprisoned in his secret room because he's not done playing with you just yet
>>127737487
Perfect Mettaton voice right here.
>>127737515
>not calling it Mild Booby Sauce
verboten
>>127737375
Uhh....thanks I think?
>>127737217
you sad nigga
>>127737335
>Laughed it off = Didn't care
I'm sure you don't believe this, but laughing out of traumatic shock is a perfectly natural coping mechanism.
Besides, even if they didn't care that gote-dad was dying, that doesn't make them evil. Might make them a massive chode, but they didn't have an intent for their adoptive father to die.
>>127737348
Unless it's about wrestling, yeah you go to counter monkey which is hit or miss.the fact it took him like 6 months to correct the fact shadowrun had fantasy stuff in it, busts my /tg/ autism.
>>127737524
You can kill anyone with a stick and the will to kill. It just takes longer.
>>127737365I still prefer the idea of Frisk resetting for eternity to try and make everything (including Asriel/Gaster/Chara) right over Frisk to dropping it and enjoying TP.
Question, /utg/. What if Mettaton NEO didn't have shit defense? How would the fight go?
Im perfectly happy with having a penis.
>>127737568
I wish we'd learn more about the past and former lives of the characters.
But I guess that is kinda the point. Like being new to a specific social group, where everybody already knows each other and you have to learn the ropes.
>>127736981I sometimes like to be naked inside my house.
>>127737557
I'll take a pint of La Fin du Monde, thanks.
>>127737524
A legitimately harmful prank is still "evil", just in the "would you stop being such a fucking cunt" sense and not the genocidal Hitler sense.
>>127737217
Jokes on you, I just fucked my wife, posted weird shit here, jacked off to mettaton vore and currently just sitting here with a dildo in my ass bored.
>>127733253
internet man
>>127737217
Last time I got laid was with a dude.long story
>>127737689
So you consider Genocide canon? Because that is the entire idea behind it.
>>127737568
That's adorable. I love it.
>>127736147
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdZfV062890
>The player stays up all night to finish the game
>Frisk wandered from location to location, finally arrives at monster city
>It's their last night there>The hearts revolve around frisk briefly before Flowey and later edgegote>Everybody exits, having stayed up all night, to see the sunrise
>>127737217
>Not wanting to be the edgygoat's beloved pet cockslave
>someone says "eugh what's wrong with women"
>everyone's like "yeah. hehe. epic. way to show those BITCHES. epic for the win"
>then someone says "eugh what's wrong with men"
>it starts a hundred-post-long shitfest mostly filled with remarks to the effect of "REEEEEEE TUMBLR BOOGEYMAN GET OUT OF MY SECRET KKKLUB, WOMEN ARE EVIL, EEEEEVIL. REEEEEE"
awesome
the essential, autistic 19-year-old american newmale on /utg/
literally the easiest demographic to offend
>>127737691
>DARLING
>WE HAVE STOOD HERE FOR SIX DAYS NOW
>I SERIOUSLY CANNOT USE ANY ATTACKS, AS THIS FORM WAS MEANT TO TRY AND FRIGHTEN YOU INTO QUITTING.
>DARLING?
>OH, THEY PASSED OUT FROM NOT DRINKING ANYTHING
>NOW IS MY CHAN-
>I HAVE NO ATTACKS
>CURSE MY FABULOUS NEO FORM
>>127737706
>FUCKING TRIGGERED SHITLORD
>>127737691
Like his EX battle but I hope you're good at rhythm games.
Maybe he could do the rotating-spear move that Undying does, but with legs instead.
>>127737731
Anon, everyone does.
Ok, who the hell is Gaster?
>>127737662
I'm one of the biggest Charafags in these threads, but she's still kind of a little shit. It was genuine laughter because she doesn't know any better, probably suffered enough to think it's funny when others suffer. Asriel being the beta bitch that he is probably thought that was the way to handle things. If it were Frisk in his place, that nigga would not deal with Chara's shit
>>127734349
What, are we bored of tumblr and turned into youtube comments now?
>>127737217
>Having kids.
No thanks.
>>127737569
>>127737564
definitely cute and i like them, but it's just not lewd enough.
>>127737768
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gender_dysphoria
http://www.mentalhealthamerica.net/finding-help
>>127737814
it's true :I
>>127737785
I feel like if it's cheating if I say this
>>127732287
>>127737393
HOW AM I WRONG
O
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>>127737774After like, a billion resets and the poor kid just snapping, yes.Alternatively, his excuse being "I'll just reset after I learn something that could help me fix everything."
>>127737861
http://undertale.wikia.com/wiki/W._D._Gaster
First result for "gaster" you dingus
>>127737741
Just got that imported from another customer's request. Coming up.
>>127737557
No Ketchup, thanks
>>127737814
>>/trash/
>>127737861
>he doesn't know who Gaster is
>>127737557
Thanks, Grillsby. Stayhot~
>>127737814
we should ask the hard hitting questionseugh what's wrong with NB people amirite binary people
>>127737814
We wouldn't do it if it weren't so fun to belittle women.
>>127737864
chara's shit
everyone wanting to "*save" chara are as stupid, as those that want to fuck the goat
>>127737480
I'm trying to learn Unitale but I want to wait until it's more stable.
>>127737971
every single time you post this image in response to something is genuinely hilarious to me
>>127737706
YOU CAN'T SAY SHIT LIKE THAT FUCKING WHITE CIS PIG
>>127737930
I literally jacked off about 45 minutes ago
Probably will again in about 15 minutes
>>127737557
Thanks, Grillby. Here's to being another year older.
>>127737861
Found this dude, is how I know.
https://youtu.be/M-VQlqE9M1M?t=8m54s
>>127738010
1100010110101001
>>127738035
I don't really care about SAVEing. It'll never happen. Gaster has more opportunity to be SAVEd than Chara or Asriel. I'll just work with the shitty, emotionless Geno!Demon. She understands me
>>127737663
>That pic
http://imgur.com/a/G82t2
>got half of part 31 typed in under 30 minutes
Sweet jesus my fingers are on fire. Going to get a snack and keep going because FUCK BEDTIME.
Nah I kid, I'm still going to bed in 30 minutes. I'm too old to stay awake longer than that.
>>127737964
Sure. Any other condiment?
>>127737989
It's the only way I can stay.
>>127738102
Here's to you, kid. Hope you don't get to be my age.
I took over the Vatican, and somehow the Papacy is still electing popes that want to excommunicate me.
So every time they do, since I already occupy Rome, I just kill the Pope and make them hold another election.
>>127737557
Could I have a long island iced tea, kinda got some bad news today and i need something to take the edge off.
>>127737861
>>127738170
There needs to be more.
>>127737864
>Chara
>she
this meme needs to stop RIGHT NOW
>>127735392
Piggyback.
>>127737864
Don't forget what Chara says about the royal guards too.She's far from being the perfect little angel anons claim she is, in fact she's downright evil.
>>127738048
I'm also waiting for it to stabilize.
Maybe when it's working, I'll make aCharles Barkleyfight.
Or I'll lose interest. Who knows? Not me.
>>127738285
KINGDINGS PLZ
>>127734537Sauce?
>that one guy that always posts Callie here calling her Chara
>on a whim, check /ink/
>someone posting Chara and calling them Callie
dedicated little fuck aren'tcha.
>>127737818
>>127738084
Im gonna pee standing up and theres nothing you can do about it.
>>127738234
Wrong thread?
>>127738297
It's not a meme,
>>127738297
Never
>>127738309
>Genocide
Well no shit
>>127738286
Maybe later
>>127737864
You are one of my least favorite posters
boys suck
>>127738234
Taking Rome doesn't get rid of the Pope, just like taking out the Byzantines doesn't get rid of the Patriarch.
Try to get one of your relatives or an unfit cleric elected.
>>127738234
Stop being a fucking heretic then.
>>127738332
that was the least lewd pic I had. I only started this collection today.
>>127738223
Nah, thanks
I like my fries how i like my spaghetti
Just with salt
>>127737706
http://www.kapitikidsconnect.co.nz/listing/support/health-support/kapiti-youth-support-paraparaumu/
>>127738260
Sounds like you might need something stronger, how's a glass of peach vodka sound? Need an ear to talk to?
>>127738360
>YOU ENTITLED PIECE OF HUMAN EXCREMENT CHECK YOUR PEEING WHILE STANDING UP PRIVILEGE.
>>127736147
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIgXWQUY-sw
literally Snowdin
>>127737864
That pic contributes to the idea that Chara is a sociopath, but not necessarily evil. "What? You didn't do that?" meaning that Chara isn't aware that it's unusual. Though I agree with your theory that Chara has seen some shit, and gets a kick out of others' suffering, the case stands that Chara reasonably didn't know right from wrong until after their reincarnation. Which happens at that point because the player gives them more power than they ever should have had.
>>127738314
>not making it againstthe Ultimate Hellbanefight
Zauber pls
>>127738374
No?
>>127738402
women blow~
Hey guys. Its me!
I need ideas for a sequel to this.
http://pastebin.com/aLT7hEaj
Im open to anythingbut im biased toward pic related.What would you guys like to see.
>>127738402
Yes I do~
>>127738356
I wonder if they do it just to be called out on it.
Any ideas for a real battle with Asgore in the Genocide Route?
I have one.
>Asgore reveals his trident.
>He uses it to destroy the MERCY button.
>The trident turns.
>It destroys the rest of the menu.
>>127737902
how'sthis
>>127738506
fuck you boys can blow too and they're better at it
>>127738428
Just salt. Right. Coming up. Want the shaker in case you want more?
>>127738360
I MUST BE A PRESSURE SENSITIVE PLATE IN THE MIDDLE OF A RACE TRACK
BECAUSE I AM SO FUCKING TRIGGERED RIGHT NOW
>>127737217
I get laid a pretty decent amount, and I'd still let Sans take me to the bone zone.
>>127738401
>>127738492
It's a True Pacifist exclusive scene, so you gotta be literal Jesus incarnate to even get shit like this anyway
>>127738402
I mean I do suck pretty good.
>people are literally still stuck on this male vs female shit
>when the real social war we should be fighting is humans vs tumblr transmutants
Seriously.
>>127738440
That sounds fine. Just got word today that my mother got put in the hospital after getting mugged. I went and saw her and she's in ICU right now. I would be there with her now but visiting hours are a bitch.
>>127738597
getting laid doesnt count if youre a girl
>>127738519
Asgore being confronted by a relative of one of the people he killed.
>>127738532
Asgore destroying MERCY is the sign that he believes that there is no way to resolve it besides fighting. I don't know how he could stop you from fighting or acting.
>>127738519
I vote for forgiveness, I don't even like Torigore but I thought you set up the idea of her forgiving him pretty well in your fic.or you can just go straight depression and almost forgive him until he fucks something up and causes her to hate his guts again
>>127738532
Timed fight where you attack Asgore as he's going for the souls and absorbing the first one. If you can't keep the pressure up, he'll absorb a soul and gain health and stats. If he gets seven, then it becomes a stalemate.
Not unlike Asriel, its a cutscene boss in all but name as Sans really should be the final actual boss of the Genocide run. You can't really lose without intentionally doing so because you wanna see what happens if you let Asgore win.
>>127738223
Well, I'm gonna end up getting older whether I like it or not. You don't look very old yourself, but then again fire monsters probably don't exactly get wrinkly with age. How lucky.
>>127737663
Counter Monkey has helped me DM. It's very useful, the guy knows his shit.
>>127738498
I thought about it being against the whole group.
With it being justBarkleyin pacifist, then everyone else coming in on murder route.
>>127737217my SO and I RP undertale in bed occasionally
>>127738458
>>127738593
And you know what else?Im not putting the toilet seat down after im done.
>>127738532
>Asgore just picks up a pillar and fucking crushes you with it because Alphys informed him of what you've been doing before leaping into the trash abyss and he's done fucking around
>>127738532
>Asgore absorbs the six human souls
>He becomes Omega Asgore
>You kill him in one hit because he's still a powerless cuck
>>127737568
It's adorable.
Thank you, anon.
>>127738532
>he destroys the entire interface
>it's basically the same as the pacifist battle, but you have to fight blind
YES
i want to pet a trans person and tell them i love them no matter what
>>127738632
The real war is walkers vs cripples
>>127738538
That's good. Any more like this anons?
>>127738402
I wish a cute boy would suck my dick.
>>127738761
Well that's nice of you to do.
>>127738761
Ok thats just rude.
>>127738402
lol how are you this bootyblasted
how do you get through day-to-day life with such delicate sensibilities
>>127738653
My condolences to you. Here's to hoping your mother makes a quick recovery. Not much from a bartender, but it's the thought that counts.
>>127738736
Trust me, kid. Gerson's not the only one with stories. He's just more open to talk about them.
>>127738809
pls be in michigan
>>127738795
looks like a skeleton
>>127738617
Charrator is still a thing. A theorycrafted thing, but hey.
>>127738694
>Asgore being confronted by a relative of one of the people he killed.
I like this one but the time span makes it sort of tricky. And besides, their kid fell in a whole in a mountain a looooong time ago. The kid would have died anyway.
>>127738718
I appreciate the compliment, but I already did the "Asgore fucks up the relationship even more" thing, and I feel that doing it again is just needlessly depressing.
>>127736119
Whiskey and... something.
Surprise me, Grillbz.
>>127738795
>sexualize a child
nope.
>>127738759
Disgusting, you two should be ashamed of yourselves.I don't know how one can roleplay without breaking out into laughter
>>127737158
Vore is one of the fetishes with the most possible reasons for people liking it.
>>127738853
thanks man. You're a good guy Grilby, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
>>127738868
They're never gonna be in Michigan.
So one of the idiots that comes to /utg/ (that probably isn't in the thread currently because he's a lazy shit) is telling me that the heart on the power generator is a contained human SOUL, and potentially Chara's SOUL.
How wrong is he, /utg/?
>>127738848
>>127738402
>>127738586
Sure
Thanks Grillbs, you're the best!
>>127738947
Not at all because its a headcanon. He's not right either but he's not wrong.
>>127738873
I know. Honestly both sides are fitting. Fits everything like a glove, but that might be because Chara doesn't have a real personality
>>127738694
>asgore destroys the mercy button
>asgore doesn't believe he deserves mercy
>>127738947
It's pure headcanon. There is a SOUL symbol on the generator but not really anything to imply it is or isn't a SOUL or who it belongs to.
>>127738943
WHY CANT CUTE BOYS EVER BE IN MICHIGAN
Okay real talk who gives a shit about all of this we're here to talk about undertale not have gender/tumblr arguments.
>>127736147
https://youtu.be/-EeE3443Fzo
>>127738694
>Asgore being confronted by a relative of one of the people he killed.
Problem with this is that most of Asgores kills were decades ago, so to anyone alive it would have been their like great uncle or something.
>>127738532
Bully him by using ACT, reminding him of all the shit he did, how its his fault that his son and Toriel are now dead and how he couldn't even save the monsters he claimed to do such horrible things for. Basically render him an emotional mess until either the souls rebel or he fully loses the will to live and then one shot him
It would be a nice twist on the FIGHT being the key to genocide and be pretty fucking depressing.
>>127737861
Previous royal scientist who built the core and somehow erased himself from existence when he fell into one of his creations.
Lots of headcanon despite us knowing nothing about him. Lot of people like to credit all the scientific stuff in-game to him.
>>127738947
If it is a human soul, then it almost certainly is Chara's, since besides Frisk, Asgore has all the human souls that ever fell down to the underground.
It's never explained or alluded to what happened to Chara's soul after she died. So it could be, but it could also not be.
>>127738791
WHY PETTING???
>>127738919it's really hard (no pun intended) but laughter is good for a healthy sex life
>>127738679
What the hell is the difference?
>>127738679
Why not?
>>127739078
Because you live in literally America's polluted wasteland?
Fell in love with a goat
>>127739030
Hmm I though the text was supposed to be red.
Reminder, sexy ambiguously evil Gaster is the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hr4knvNNgtU&feature=youtu.be&t=53
>>127739082
I don't, but it's a fun bait.
>>127736147
Genocide Snowdin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrQRS40OKNE
>>127738936
Same to you, kid. Don't let this discourage you, yeah?
>>127738994
I try. Enjoy.Hope you all are enjoying the Grillby posting. I won't namefag but it's probably really easy to pick me out now.
>>127739110
So I guess you could call it afunny bone.
>>127738892
Fine, here's a tough one. Asgore defending his actions for the good of his people but acknowledging that he did wrong in the court of law.
>>127739093
Might explain how you can only SAVE and LOAD in the underground, since Chara's soul is putting the power of the core into your determination.
>>127738223
Something with badges 3DS system icon's. Most notably Boxboy
>>127739082
It's mostly 1 or 2 anons trying to stir shit up. Try to ignore them.
>>127738853
So you've got stories from when you were a young flame? Sounds cool, I'd like to hear one. If you don't mind, of course.
>>127739186
Only strong emotions. Otherwise ALL of the text in the game would be red during Genocide, which it isn't
Chara talks often in white text
>>127739237
DisgustingLMAO <3
>>127739078
>Detoilet
>>127739273
>Frisk walks in
>"Nigga how did you even get like that. Who the fuck helped you in there."
>>127739237
>>127739082
>we're here to talk about undertale
Is that what you call it?
Must date the gote, will date the gote.
>>127739229
Doctor says I can't drink alcohol no more. Got any fresh coffee back there?
>>127739330
He was trying to get good at human magic by studying Houdini
but also got naked
>>127739241
I would like to see that as well but 2 things wrong with that.
Asgore would never defend what he did (at least not in my mind) and he is legally allowed to murder humans. They were technically at war and he had no way to give back prisoners. Those children were doomed to die in those caverns and it doesn't really matter how it happened.
Snowy x Snowy's mom lewdsyesorvery yes?
huh never knew there were unused enemies in the game.
>>127738795
>>127739273
>>127739313
I thought that red text was the stuff that they were saying out loud.
I guess 'strong emotion' could be it, too.
>>127739082
I would if more people were making content in Unitale and if I was any good at generating OC.
>>127739403
You don't get naked when fucking around with magic?
>>127739415
*tugs collar*
zoo wee mama
>>127739229You're cool, Grillbz. Keep it up
>>127739426
Excuse me?
>>127739280
Wasn't like the guy I am today, I'll tell you that right now. My buddy Heats and I used to get in a lot of mischief. It was pretty good for a time, but. Things change, people change, lives turned upside down. A lot of history in these flames, some of it not good to recall.
>>127739389
Sure, what kind you looking for?
>>127739415Extremely yes
>>127739486
Two additional guards like the ones already in the game.
>>127739434
This alone should be disconfirmation on any belief Chara only speaks in red text
I wish a cute girl would suck my dick.
>>127739486
http://undertale.wikia.com/wiki/Cut_Enemies
>>127739486
Not him but there's some unused enemies. RG 03 and RG 04 are the only ones I can think of.
>>127739365
>tfw all of /utg/ soul power to save the goat is being funneled into countless timelines to save the goatAll our emotion makes him a dirty slut
>>127739407
He obviously had a reason for it, so have him defend those reasons. Every soldier in war knows that there's a chance they'll have to kill someone, and they all have to come up with a reason.
>>127739506
Any kind of coffe will do.bring the cream and sugar.
>>127739428
DO NOT
O
N
O
T
>>127739426
With a name like Doge I'm glad it wasn't used.
>have a qt flatmate
>he's straight
Kill me
>>127739561
I wish a cute boy would suck my clit
>>127739248
but what if it's actually more than that
>>127739568
Wasn't their like a dog ice cube too? I know it's on the Jr. Crosswords sans uses.
>>127739561
I wish a cute girl wouldtell me I matter to them.
>>127739506
Grillbz, can you give me your best beer?
>>127739229
>he is strong enough to resist the urge to namefag
Good man. I gave into temptation and have been repenting by posting my steps toward artistic fame. And my MC/Mettaton fic series(?). Which I will actually write soon, I swear.
>>127739654
doesn't mean you can't slowly get him into experimentation anon.
>>127739603
>>127739679
It isn't now ignore the bait.
>>127739582
>>127739167
>>127739327
I live in West Michigan in one of the whitest counties in one of the whitest cities, East side can go fuck itself
>>127739654
Dude, don't look down on yourself like that.
You're perfectly capable of killing yourself. You don't need our help.
>>127739115
I believe Anon means to imply that it is significantly easier for a girl to have sex than a guy because women tend to be portrayed as the limiting factor in sex occurring
>>127739078
Hey I live in michigan.
Then again I am the closest you can get to a human asgore as you can get.
>>127739606
cuuute
>edge marking on anything but face.
MAKE IT STOP!
>>127739783
Try as hard as you want anon your still going to trigger them
>>127739726
I REFUSE to ignore people. That shit's rude, you fucking jew kike. Whore. Tumblr.
>>127739668try http://www.adameve(.com/adult-sex-toys/vibrators/clit-vibrators/sp-womanizer-100534.aspx
>>127739741
You think that's bad?I live in Anchorage.
Actually that got me thinking how would this sound for an Omega Asgore fight
>Asgore absorbs the six souls, goes full omega
>first thing he does is break your FIGHT button like he breaks your MERCY one during his boss fight
>Has crazy attacks like Omega flowey but can actually kill you really easily
>You have to use ACT to remind Asgore of all the kids he killed
>remind him of Asriel's death
>that Chara who he claimed to love was human and yet he still put a kill order up on them
>tell him you killed Toriel
>How you murdered Undyne, one of the few people to still look up to him
>etc. until he fully loses the will to fight
>like in the neutral fight a stitched together FIGHT button appears
>one shots him
I think it would be an interesting twist on both the rest of genocide (having to talk your way out, instead of just spamming FIGHT) and the Asgore neutral boss fight.
>>127739606
Could a flame girl even eat sushi? It wouldn't be raw anymore.
>>127739847
lucky, I wish this state had gun laws like yours
>>127739582
French Vanilla, lots of cream and sugar. I'll send my girl out with it. Need someone to talk to?
>>127739703
Depends on what you mean by "best". What sort of beer you looking for?
>>127739710It's pretty easy to resist the urge when I think I'll get a lot of flak for it, and the only thing I would have to contribute is the music I might make for /utg/ one day, maybe. And frankly, it's easy for people to just pick me out anyway.
>>127739579
Ayo hol up, smolgote is for a loving relationship that slowly grows, not for being a slut.You can have your edgegote as a cumhungy goatslut if that is your preference.Ideally we would have 2 separate gotes.
>>127739821
>he won't suck that orca-dick
Weak.
I'm black.
>>127739082
literally just someone getting trolled, laugh and move on
>>127739847
>anchorage
>not in the panhandle or fairbanks
WEWLAD
E
W
L
A
D
>>127739895
by that logic she'd also be constantly naked..would burn/melt that bench...and her lunchbox.
>>127739821
>Not wanting to traces your fingers down his edgy back
>>127739939
Wait...what?
>>127739428
asriel in short shorts is growing on me at an alarming rate
Goodnight utg. Don't let the femanons cause too much fun.
>>127739907
And I wish I didn't have to pay a thousand dollars for basic goods and services.
Guess we're not getting what we want for Christmas this year.
>>127739946
I'm blue.
>>127739842
That doesn't sound too bad desu.
>>127739895
It's charcoal, as per the request
>>127739967
that'shot
>>127740014
I love you!
>>127740014NYEH HEH HEH
>>127739957
You're the only one getting trolled here.
are you guys going to be here tomorrow
>>127739946
niggersorry
>>127739924
Gimme some of that natty light. Oh yeah...natty light...the classic Go-To beer for this guy. Let me tell you when I crack a natural light it sounds like Matthew Mark Luke and John from the Bible singing a melody in my ears....straight up beer gospel buddy. Now when I take that first sip....boy oh boy do I get a feeling that I'm living the good life. I'm jumping into a pool of sunshine when i drink this beer. I literally get chills when i take the second sip. by the third sip, im already chugging because i cannot get enough of this delicious beer. Goes down smoother than butter on warm toast. I got a feeling me and natural light are gonna be in a journey together for the long run. Overall, this beer is the Go-to.
>>127739847
neat I almost am moving to alaska soon. this thread is pretty odd right now.
>>127735940
ok
http://i.imgur.com/1CoOxTG.png
>>127739924
Nah I'm good, thanks though.
>>127739958
>at least it's not the fucking bush.
>>127739668
You black?
>>127739783
I've never really understood this.But then again, I'm gay so maybe it's a bit easier for straight women to get laid.
Which wouldn't surprise me, seeing as how straight women LOVE to flirt with gay girls.
>rereading sauna fun
tacitly whyW H Y
>>127740023:>
Too bad i'm an extreme poorfag
>>127739606
>it's a Mettaton bento box
GLAD TO SEE THE KIDS STILL BUY MY MERCHANDISE!That's really fucking cute, anon. Keep it up!
>>127739924
I get yah. Keep doing things how you see fit, just remember to becool ;3while doing it.
>>127740067
No.
>>127740067
Nah man, last thread
>>127740067
Every day when I come to /vg/ I half expect to not find a thread, tbqh
>>127739506
Right, I guess some things are better left in the past. I might still be young, but I know that much.
>>127740154
DONT SAY THAT
EVERY TIME HE GIVES AN ANON A FETISH HIS POWERS GROW
>>127740067
I don't know.
>>127739842
>$189.00
fffffff-
I love every cute anon
>>127740138
yeah you could be stuck in wasilla or someplace but
goddamn i hated anchorage
im so glad i live injuneaunow
>>127740067
Nope.
>>127740067
it's already tomorrow so...
>>127740154
I grow in powerget on irc and join the circlejerk
>>127740118
I drove up the alcan, was a great experience that I recommend.
And yes, these couple threads been bad.you gotta wait like two years to get your free money, and it won't be that much for the next couple of years. [/spoilerp
]
>>127740173
DON'T NEED NO
THOUGHT CONTROL
>>127740129
I like it anon.
>>127740154I want to smell the goat's sweat-matted fur
>>127740251
Im not cute, im manly, get it right goddamnit.
>ctrl+f (you)
>24 results
>>127740102
Natural Light. Not the kind I'd have but sure.
>>127740138
Sure, offers out there if you want to take it up.
>>127740176I'm not cool I'm smoking.
>>127740226
Good on you, kid. Gerson might be able to tell you, doubt he'd remember much though.
>>127739924
You got anything dark? Maybe a nice stout?
Honestly, just surprise me. Nothing hoppy, though.
>>127740154
So about smelling that big musky goat...
>>127740173
ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS
>>127740260
I live in the south side so the homeless natives don't show up that much.
>Mayan Frisk?
Mayan Frisk!
It's not wrong, it's my new headcanon!
>>127740268the erp makes me feel weird
but ok
>>127740275
I fucking knew it. Good to know. Fairbanks here I come. Gonna set my roots down to stay there hopefully.
>>127740313
>ctrl+f (You)
>25 results including yours
lol?
>>127740173
came to blow your system
You know what I’m sayin’
Kill it or die
Braggin’ about how you
Had it all dialed
Well what’s up now
When your shit is
>127740313
32
>>127740067
I live here.
>>127740243
I bet it's worth the price though desu
>>127740310
Cutie!!
>>127740374Likewise but I just enjoy lurking and occasionally linking to WIPs
Okay, I've nearly finished part 31 but I really need to force myself to bed. Oh well, maybe I can get two parts out tomorrow or something.
For anyone who missed it, part 30 of AYEM:
http://askull4everyoccasion.tumblr.com/post/136785674495/a-year-every-minute-pt-30
Goodnight /utg/.
>>127740356
inb4 shibbolethanon's inevitable reply
>>127740243
Why do all the best sex toys have to be so expensive>tfw been contemplating spending $75 on a dildo for the past week
>>127740149
I think it stems from the fact that men are traditionally portrayed as the one to ask the other out
>guy traditionally asks girl to dance/out on date/to marry him
By that logic and simplifying things a little:
>all a girl needs to do to have sex is say yes
Of course it simplifies it and doesn't go into the concept that a girl 'needs to be desirable enough to ask'
>>127740310
You can be manly and still be cute, anon
>>127740341
One Ruse coming up.
>>127740154
What's the problem? Doesn't it have a warning on it or something?
>>127740391
(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)
Do you see banana man?
>>127740293
Thanks anon.
>>127740356Lapis and Peridot are wives, Jasper a shit and all the Crystal Gems are mediocre
>>127740459
good night sweet skull
i love you guys
>>127740370
that's not that bad then
i lived in the northeast side by wonder park/mountain view
it was terrible
>>127740383
dude i hope you're ready to freeze your ass off in the winter and die of heat stroke in the summer
doggo !
>>127740391
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES (YOU)
>>127740459
Sleep well lil skell
>>127740482Is it one from Bad Dragon?
>>127740482
It's an uncommon item with few major producers and a loyal market.
>>127740567
Love you more.
>>127739868
It's fucked up, butI want it
>>127740540Fuck offI seriously wonder what happened to Jasper if Lapis got out
>>127740514
eyy mister tally man, tally me banana, daylight com', and me wan' go hom'
i'm not ready to let go
Hey you. Yeah, you.
Make a new thread.
>>127740437
I'll fite you.
>>127740489
Inconceivable. One negates the other.
>>127740067
I'm here every day.
Please send help.
>>127740428
Man, I've got booze to pay for, though...
>>127740482
What kind?I've been thinking about getting a BD one lately, but goddamn they cost so much.
>>127740573
Oh yeah, I know that place, my mom got a small house their when she came up her for work.
Said it was pretty bad.
I got the new thread. No namefagging in OP, promise.
>>127739868
There really needs to be an Omega Asgore AU. Sans is a fucking spectacular final boss, but it feels like the Six Souls that everyone in the game talked about were wasted. Didn't Undyne say that Asgore was going to absorb the Six Souls while everyone evacuated from the Underground? Why didn't that actually happen?Oh wait, Alphys didn't give the memo to Asgore...because she's a fucking idiot.
>>127740482I honestly spent like 30$ on one and it's amazing..it's just a dildo though not a dildo/vibrator etc
>>127740587
SIT IN THE DARK AND PONDER HOW I'M FIT TO MAKE THE BOTTOM FALL THROUGH THE FLOOR
>>127740635
ya blew it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yModCU1OVHY
>>127740693
Fuck you
You're the worst
>>127740693
Post it baby
>>127740628I'm sure it'll be explained eventually when the fuckers are done taking hiatuses
>>127740672
Will you fight me with your cuteness?
Because I don't think I'd win.
>>127740694
Nobody ever seems to tell Asgore anything in any run. He seems genuinely shocked Frisk arrives at all, even though there was just a massive battle on live television that the entire Underground was watching right outside his doorstep.
>>127740672
Man my friend is an recovering alcoholic and he had soo much money to spend onsextoys since he dropped the booze. Just think of all the fun you'd have anon.
>>127740628
I wonder how they fucked up and spoiled a future event.
>>127740720
>>127740587
speaking of, does anyone have the picture with edgeriel as MC Ride and Frisk playing drums in the background?
>>127740587
>>127740720
TEACHING BITCHES HOW TO SWIM
TEACHING BITCHES HOW TO SWIM
>>127740742
No, you fucking dirty jungle nigger ass motherfucker, YOU blew it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMigXnXMhQ4
>>127740649
I disagree, it is definitely possible to be manly and cute at the same timeyou're the proof>>127740649
>>127740482dont go cheap, I bought one for 20$ and it stopped working in less than 2 weeks
>>127740573
I want to freeze but I really hope the temp never goes above 60.
>>127740851
yep
ill post next bread
>>127740889
HOT NEW BREAD! PLEASE JOIN! SANS IS IN THE OP!
>>127740742
>he doesn't know Belafonte
>>127740779
I always saw that as Asgore distancing himself from the rest of the monsters due to his depression and trying to ignore that thought of what he is going to have to do once the final human falls and he gets all seven souls.
>>127740925
thanks senpai, stay noided
>>127740770
Whoops! Meant to quote >>127740649
>>127740921
haha anon
ahah.
fairbanks goes up to like 80ish in the summer. it's the interior, its surrounded by land, and there's no big bodies of water nearby.
>>127740921
The average is 70.
I do suggest to get a house with good black out curtains, because that 24 hours of sun is a realy bitch.
>>127740014
So you know him?
>>127740802
Maybe once I get my shit straightened out, but as it stands right now I actually don't really want to stop drinking.
It actually helps me out quite a bit.
>>127740612No, but its design seems like something they'd come up with.
>>127740672Google cyborg dildo and it's the first result.Before you ask, I don't like Mettaton. I've lusted after this thing for years because I really like texture and it looks amazing.
>>127740695I own a couple vibrators already, actually, but they're kind of plain.
>>127741146
I hope you drink extra water while drinking at least
you should also consider going a few days between drinking sessions, just for your health
>>127741190
Points for taste,
>>127741030
>>127741115
Well. At least I can avoid the skeeters then for the most part. and I can just get the ac cranked like where I currently live already.
>>127741458
I've been drinking everyday for the past 4 years.
Thank you, though. I always remember to keep up with my water intake.
>>127741970
Why don't you want to help yourself?
Wait... why would a dildo be expensive? Why would an expensive dildo be worth it? It is just like, a plastic phallus.
I must be missing something.
>>127740371
So... Mexican Frisk?
>>127742653
Not Mexican, Mayan.
>>127742653
Speaking as someone who owns a few dildos:
Jelly and plastic are both porous materials, which can trap bacteria, causing a bad odor and making the toy wildly unsafe to use with anyone but yourself. What you want is medical-grade silicone, which is more expensive. Then you have to take into account the size and complexity of the toy. The biger it is, the more expensive silicone is used. Does it vibrate or do any other tricks? More money. Is it modeled after some porn star's anatomy? more money, due to royalties.
>>127733328
>caribun 01/06/16(Wed)20:43:47 No.1277
Love your comics, never stop drawing. Your Asriel/Frisk work makes my day.