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Last Thread was a Disaster Edition.

Previous Thread: >>127719849

Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Chisk.

-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/

-The Game's Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm

-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/

-Recommended Games
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6

-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc

-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen

-Flockmod
>flockmod.com/undertale

-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale

-Shitmeji Directory
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY

IRC Channel:
#undertalegeneral on Rizon
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Ghosts are for ____
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SPIDERS!
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>>127727781
I love this AU already, but if Asriel is alive and well in Snowdin...
who's Flowey?
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I just want Sans to take me behind Grillby's and bone me face down ass up in the snow
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reminder to kissu your goat!
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post cute charas for the anon from last thread!
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Touch the robutt!
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>>127731816
Lying down and feeling like garbage with!
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lizard a cute
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>rage quits after 7 deaths to Sans
>absolutely refuses to play any other path besides genocide

Yeah, money well spent.
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>>127731887
Howdy!
Don't you remember me?
I'm your best friend...

B U R G E R P A N T S
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>>127731823
lmao did your mom set a time limit on you for being a manchild? tip: factory reset your router/turn it off in router page
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https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1EDHM1UuWC10QjITBpH-1It-OVHwZOku3nZZlXFX427Q/viewform

VOTE OR DIE
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Sans said... y-you could only be saved if you... uh... if you tell me your sins. So tell me and then you can be saved!
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Why am I so attracted to fire monster?
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Official PERSONAL otp
1) Asgore tori
2) Asgore with tranny metaton
3) Tranny metaton with frisk
4) Tranny tori with frisk

Any other relations don't even matter.

I have a wife, job, real life friends and my favorite fetish is vore.

I want tori to eat frisk and grow fatter.

Listen to this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXaUZO6gvu8 [Embed]

I get fucked in my ass every other week by my wife.
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IMPORTANT QUESTION (male posters only, since female ones don't have both choices:)

You can choose either:
>be this guy (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFnUCNIStRw) and never lose your virginity
or
>lose your virginity

What do you pick?
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hi /utg/

will chapter 7 up! http://pastebin.com/Z3Sn75tn

the rest of will (and my two filler fics) are on my pastebin here http://pastebin.com/u/frickanon

how are you guys tonight?
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>>127731943
Sans is a lazy piece of shit and the only time you'll have any action with him is when he's on his bed being a pillow prince
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WOOMY[SPOILER]MARIE IS SHIT[/SPOILER]
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>>127732070
I masturbate to you furiously.
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>>127732091
Because you don't know what kinky shit lies beyond the fire exit.
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thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8Uhn-dU3Gg&t=7
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>>127732070
I'm gonna fuck Sans in the confessional booth
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>>127732115
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nth for shotabutt being the second best runner in best butts poll.
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Man I'm in a weird kind of mood tonight. Maybe it's because AYEM is so close to getting intense but I really, really want to keep writing it even though it's 11:30 and I have work in the morning.

What do I do, /utg/? Stop me from making bad decisions.
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>>127732124
Am I this good at every game, or specifically the sans fight?

>>127732156
agreed
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Can we please all agree to not do anything lewd in this thread?
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>>127732091
because he's an A+ husbando
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>>127732124

I'd erase my entire memory of Undertale if I could get the latter!!
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nth for sad
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>>127732070
I want to fuck your dad.
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>>127731735
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REMOVE RANDO
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>>127732271
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>>127732145
that is also fine. I would also be his perfect waifu and clean up after him all day
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Let's have a nice, clean, friendly thread, everyone!

It's too late, isn't it?
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>>127732145
>implying that isn't what I want
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>>127731986
Why isn't Mettaton happy?
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>>127732238
i stayed up till 2 am writing an outline

i got 4 hours of sleep last night.

join me in hell, skull.
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Well I'm going to bed. Peace my bread slices
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>>127732156
>>127732327
dumb squidposters
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>>127731887
>unsaveable
>Asgore is Alphys
It's obviously Gaster
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>>127732124

That guy is not even good at the game, he's just a Wizard like me so he too has the power to slow down time.

Sans boss fight is piss easy when you can slow it down to ~1/4th of the real time.
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>>127732238
No good decision is made past 10:00 pm. Don't do anything you can't take back, and get some sleep.
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>>127732070

I want to give you kisses, head to toe. And then cuddle infront of a cozy fire.
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Post Images with Ratings


-MMT
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>>127732238
Go to sleep, you already did enough today and need to rest.
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>>127732386
This picture would be wonderful if they didn't put a gaster blaster between Papyrus's fucking legs.
Makes me rage over composition and tangents.
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>>127732238
Give yourself a literal quickie.
And by literal I mean as in literature.
Write something short down, you'll get it out of your system.
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>>127732356
Best character of the comic next to Kermit.
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>>127732386
It was always too late Anon.
We just didn't realize it until the Vandals were at the gates.
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>>127731986
If Underground robots are made of metal and magic, then how hard do you think Mettaton's body is? It probably isn't fun fucking bishounen C3PO.
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MORE important poll.
http://strawpoll.me/6470485
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>>127732327
manmenmi!
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>>127732065
Come to think of it, which one would Vietnamese be?
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I just finished One by One and it is the best undertale fiction I have ever read.

Anyone have anymore good fics like this? I've got an urge now.
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>Toriel getting eaten alive and crying as she is digested
>Napstablook and Hapstablook being forced to live in a small pen, being whipped, and sold as slaves
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Chara!
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>>127732238
Maybe add in some details to your outline for this section and sleep on the rest?
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>>127732156
Man, I would so get that game if you could play as an octopus.
But not if you're only a squid.
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>>127732405
This is not the kind of encouragement I wanted.

>>127732450
>>127732482
This is good. This is the adult thing to do.

>>127732487
>>127732609
This... isn't a bad idea. I might do this. I still have an hour to kill before I have to force myself to sleep.
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>>127732554
snails are not welcome here
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>>127732472

>that pic
>catdick anon mastrubating furiously in the background
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>>127732271
All hopes of that were dashed as soon as Mettaton got posted.
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>>127732504
>best ass is winning

All is as it should be
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where is the pussy gape?
Why is everything shotagoats?
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>>127732554
But ghosts are incorporeal, so how would they be physically prevented from escaping?
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>>127732541
Austroasiatic
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>>127732413
Does this please you your highness?
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>>127732504
Isn't it obvious?
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>>127732145
If you want a boyfriend like this then you are filth and deserve to stay a virgin.
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>>127732647
>only a squid
you're also a kid
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>>127732728
Dicks > Vaginas
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>>127732007
>still giving a shit about tgwtg and its associated faggots
nigger what are you doing?
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>>127732710
My nigga.

Worship that Tori booty
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>>127732729
magic ass
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>>127732729
By putting them in a ghost pen.
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>>127731816
I don't understand ghostposters. I guess I can kind of get robotposters because Mettaton acts all sexy but the ghosts look like marshmallows.
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>>127732852
Let's not forget the booby
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>>127732728

Dont be so glum chum.
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>>127732145
I'm so far gone even that turned me on
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>>127732697
The sexiness of the feline form cannot be accurately captured via drawing, though people will still try

Ironically, the pictures I've seen that have gotten the closest weren't even lewd
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Who is the best rapper?
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>>127732275
Damn straight.
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>>127732070
The fish is making me fall into despair.
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>>127732932
Of course not.
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>>127733013
Tupac - Lyric King
Biggie - Flow King
Eminem - Rhyme King
Dr. Dre - Beat King
RickRoss - Burger king
Tech N9ne - #1 independent rapper
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>>127732830
>tfw everyone loves dick
>futa, traps, and bara are everywhere
>there is never enough love for pussy
>even when there is its always straight dudes or lesbians who only like things that look female
>cuntboy will never be popular

Why couldn't I have a fetish like vore where there is so much fucking art.
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>>127732554
No
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>>127732728

Embrace it anon.
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>>127732806
Stop that.
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>>127732916
Maybe they are fat and are sexually attracted to food.

Stranger things have happened Anon
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>>127732850
I thought Spoony wasn't with TGWTG for a few years now
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>>127732949
You and me both, anon.
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>>127732498
His face is oddly expressive for being made of metal, yes?
I imagine that's where the magic comes in.
If his face can move that much, who knows how plush that ass is.
Imagining a pliable metal that bounces back doesn't make a ton of sense, but I think Toby used the magic thing as an excuse for this sort of mess.
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I want to draw cute stuff, requests?
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>>127732124
Do... I like, regain my virginity if I pick the first one?
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>>127733013
MF Doom
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>>127732007
literally who
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>>127733071
>Fuku Fire
>Those ratings
Good taste friend.
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>>127733071
>tries so hard to make sure he doesn't list any popular memerappers
It's okay, we understand that you're ashamed of listening to Childish Gambino because he got panned by P4K
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>>127733220
Melty bird incest
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>>127733062
Her eyes deserve appreciation too

Even the blue eye AU
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>>127733119
Because cuntboy is for homos, just like futa.
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>>127733119
I think I want to shit post in the name of the vaginal vanguard. No more gay fucking goats, more cunts pls.
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>>127733193
Sans smut is weird but I can't stop looking
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>>127733220
Monster Kid being helped up after tripping by Undyne!
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http://strawpoll.me/6470943
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>>127733220

new fuku fire pics
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hey guys, new comic, will be working on a sad-cute comic now, have a great one
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>>127733169
I prefer fat humans, but I can get off to feminine-looking amorphous blobs
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>>127733119

Well, because "cuntboy" is a stupid fetish, since that just a tomboy loli under a different name.
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>>127733193
ohmygod
Do you have a good source for Sans lewds
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>>127733119
Vaginas are literally fucking disgusting looking.
I don't really like the look of dicks too much but I'd much rather a dick than a vagina.
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>>127732916
There is that one anon with a fetish for simple things with faces.

I'm one of the prime contributors to sexual marshmallows and I don't even want to fuck a ghost. They're just very fun to draw and figure out.
Plus they're cute, come on.
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>>127733220
kid alphys watching anime for the first time
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What if Alphys somehow got a copy of Monmusu Quest?

Would her views on humans, and her views on THEIR views on monsters change?
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>>127732916
I just like it because they're cute, and the lewds are funny. Besides, while I'm not far gone enough to be a pedo, cute has its own form of sexual appeal. Pic related.
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>>127733207
He's made of gallium, obviously.
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>>127733062
The artist who drew this is skilled, but that bottom-centre Toriel cracks me up. That anime-style face with a seemingly hairless body looks so weird.
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>>127732751
>rated E
>not rated A
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>>127732145
Making Sans cum multiple times while he lies there and takes it!
Sans saying he's tired and can't keep going!
Holding him down as he squirms weakly from the constant overstimulation before he goes limp and accepts his fate, too tired and lazy to resist!
Pleasuring Sans for hours until he passes out, and continuing to do so even while he sleeps, groaning and gasping quietly!
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>>127733220
The lizard being a dork.

>>127733328
Asriel should pay attention to his wording.
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>>127733328
>Have a great one
Y-you too!
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>>127733220
Tsunderplane bathing in Vulkin
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>open up outline
>open up new document and start writing without even thinking

Oops. Oh well. I won't get anything more posted tonight but maybe this will help me get out of my weird mood and be able to sleep.

Unless I keep fucking coughing and that keeps me up anyway.
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>>127733323
WHERE
IS
BLOOKY
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>>127733328
bless you, you've made my day
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>>127733207
>>127733412
I figured his endoskeleton and workings are robotic, but his outside parts are made of plastic or soft rubber.
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>>127733323
>no MK option
Shaking my head
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>>127733337
>loli
Where does the loli come in? Their bodies are completely distinct of those of a prepubescent.
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>>127733440
yasssssssss
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gibe de pusi b0ss
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>>127733328
You too, this is great by the way.
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>>127732932
Did you say booby?
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>>127733119
cuntbot is kinda popular
http://imgur.com/a/l1LcH
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>>127733510
Just be sure to read whatever you write, and redraft tomorrow if necessary.
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>>127733290
I'm a straight girl I just don't care for dicks.
>>127733337
I'm not attracted to girls at all, I find boys to be qt but I love vagina.
>>127733343
That's your opinion.
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>>127733440
>implying sans would be a bottom
If he wanted to do it HE WOULD DO IT. And if he didn't, he wouldn't
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>>127733220
Flame Schoolgirl/ FukuFire opening their lunchbox and taking out a piece of charcoal
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>>127732504
>no muffet spider donut.
Its shit.
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>>127733543
i could not include blooky since it only allowed 30 choices.
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I want momma Toriel to tug on my collar and order me to eat her asshole out until it's all prim and proper.
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Why did Toby put in So Sorry? What was he thinking?
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>>127733338
I mostly just use tumblr or sights like e621.
Tumblr isn't so helpful unless you already know artist, because I lot of them don't tag their stuff properly.
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>>127733393
She's probably already seen all kinds of weird hentai already, given she has robot hentai on her phone. I don't think it would change much.
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>drinking some water
>burp
>suddenly feels like someone put molten metal in the back of my throat
>sprint to my kitchen to grab a glass of milk to sooth the pain of whatever this is
>IT DOESN'T WORK
>pain is so bad i'm almost crying, only stops if i dont breath through my mouth, and even though it only lessens it a bit
AM I DYING?
PLEASE HELP ME
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>>127733594
I feel like I know you.
>>127733631
I am versatile.
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>>127733328
Love it. The constant edge/serious goat art gets so repetitive...no offense to the talented
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>>127733409
>spoiler text
You're awful.
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>>127733282
I'm suprised at how much art there is of her with blue eyes

It kinda fits her though
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Frisk wants to get a little, frisky.
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One more shill

http://pastebin.com/ey3XuJgf

Shortfic of Friskriel cuddles. The gote is given a nerdy gift and cuddles happen. Might try to put out another tomorrow or in a few days. We'll see.
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i want to kiss a male muffet
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>>127733661
I want to bust a human trafficking ring and free everyone, giving them second chances at the life so unfairly taken away from them.
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>>127733609
That's an adorable image. Why is seeing gotemom out of her element so cute?
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>>127733623
Yeah sure, and guys who are into dickgirls are straight too.
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>>127733715
With his wallet

>>127733794
Papyrus platonically copulating with Frick!
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>>127733731
Yeah I've been trying tumblr but it's usually so mixed with papyrus which kills the ladyboner and AU Sans BS. Thank you though!
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>>127733840
I would kiss any Muffet
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>>127733510
Do you have an addiction?
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>>127733631
He's too lazy to be a top either. Fucking him is probably like that one porn pic I saw but never saved where grownup Frisk tries fucking Papyrus in his pelvic hole but can't because Papyrus doesn't feel anything down there.
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>>127733343
Dicks are disgusting.
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I woke up in a new bugatti
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>>127733661
That could be arranged.
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>>127733752
Sounds like acid reflux burned your esophagus. It'll heal.
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>>127733220
Young muffet lemonade stand.
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>>127733553
While that's possible for his legs/ass/hips, his face and arms are definitely very metallic.
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>>127733168
I'll stop if you stop.
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>>127733752
Acid reflux?

Take a TUMS, or an actual calcium tablet. Gargle the milk, if you need to.

Also, i'm not a doctor. Go see one if it keeps hurting, but I think you know that's an option.
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>>127733738
>implying they wouldn't try to get in the mood
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>>127733872
What else should I call myself? I don't like girls so I'm not bisexual.
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>>127733752
Anon I'm no doctor but with my small medical knowledge I perscribe you 50cc's of GetyourasstotheHospital.
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>>127733631
I will suck his blue raspberry glowdick dry
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I would like the gote senpai alot more if they were sneks instead. Thats one of my sins utg
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>>127733840
Male Muffet would be beta as fuck. Your tastes are shit, get out of arachnids
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>>127733843
because someone who's usually calm and gentle get all hot and bothered is really cute
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>>127733623
>don't care for dicks
>straight girl
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>>127734000
I want it I want it I want it!
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>>127733220
Baby Alphys hanging out with Bratty and Catty.
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>>127733661
Continue...
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https://soundcloud.com/keno9988ii/undertale-au-storyshift-histrousle

my heart.

m y h e a r t

>>127733795
cute!
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>>127733328
I love your stuff man. Thanks for your hard work.
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Hello darkness my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
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>>127733981
>Not in a new Lamborghini
Do you even knowledge?
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>>127733872
>guys who are into dickgirls are straight too.

Feminine. Penis.
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Please be nice to Papyrus! He doesn't deserve any hurt and only wants your friendship.
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>>127733623

>I'm not attracted to girls at all, I find boys to be qt but I love vagina.

Well thats strange. Then again im a shotagoat fag so who am i to judge, and there have been far stranger things and fetishes dropped in these generals.

Enjoy your strange man-woman fetish anon.
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>>127734096
>getting this mad about spider.
How about chill out Gaster.
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>>127733795
That was cute, I'm looking forward to what you may write in the future.
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>>127734071
It'seems literally not serious at all. The worst he'll get is it being sore when he swallows.
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>>127734068
I'm just teasing you

I don't believe in the classical structure of homo-,hetero-, and bi-sexuality anyway, or whatever the current new trendy sexual orientations are. So I don't really care what you are into.
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Post /utg/ Frisk and papyrus
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>>127733843
She is always cute and adorable.
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>>127734068
MtFphilia? I don't fucking know but it sure isn't straight.
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Who's reading This In JANUARY 2016?

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>>127732287
WE
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>>127734316
It's been that way before tumblr you retard!
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>>127734085
There is a lack of prominent reptiles next to Alphys in the game.
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>>127734243
Gaster is pleased with your offering of thick Muffet. That's a good, top tier spider right there Mmm yeah
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>>127733616
I will, no worries.

>>127733930
M-... maybe...?
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>>127734270
I MENT /UTG/ SANS, SHIT!
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>>127734316
>How do YOU know it's a tumblr meme?

Also, I've seen people type like that on places that aren't tumblr screencaps, if that's what you're referring to.
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>>127734372
doesn't mean it's not a tumblr meme.
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>>127734368
ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS
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>>127734068
Well if youre able to form romantic relationships but not sexual ones (because of a lack of sexual desire etc) there are terms for that as well.
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>>127734193
I am eating linguini in my bikini while I drink a dry martini so I got plenty of knowledge.
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>>127734156
Thanks for showing us this storyshift stuff, it's actually nice.
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>>127734347
I'm not attracted to MtFs at all, more unappealing than regular guys are to me since they look like girls but have penises. Eh, who cares. I just think it's weird that there is such a wide spread love for dicks in these threads.
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>>127734368
ARE
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>>127734270
You asked for it.
>implying /utg/ isn't also populated with whales
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>>127732932
FOOBOODY
O
O
B
O
O
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Y
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>>127734368
DIE IN GLORY FOR THOSE WE CHERISH!
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>>127734460
>>>/tumblr/
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>>127734129
Hey man, I spend 80% of my life not knowing I was bi, and sleeping with guys.
I never liked the way dicks looked either, but I still sleep around with dudes occasionally. They're just gross to look at.
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>>127734484
But how many Lamborghini do you have in your Lamborghini account?
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>>127733412
WHO THE FUCK HAS 40 GALLIUM
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>>127734003
>>127734026
its starting to get better now, i think its what you guys said.
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>>127734460
....
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>>127734393
But alphys , isen't the most likeable person
Why? Because im just like her , sitting down playing vidya all day. Doing nothing good.
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Did the mouse ever get the cheese?
Did the mouse ever figure out how to power the microwave and heat the spaghetti?
Did the mouse ever extract the cheese from the crystal?
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>>127734551
*tips fedora
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>>127732115
Idk why but I lost it with that image
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The last historical person you've read about falls into the Underground.

What happens?
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>>127734393
>>127734085
You've always got Bratty.
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>>127734595
20.
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>>127734537
DELETE THIS FILTH
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>>127734667
All Mice got their cheese. The mouse who ate the spaghetti hated the taste and left it there
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>>127734667
but....how did the cheese get in the crystal?
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>>127734537
I hate this so much but I cant stop laughing
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>>127734537
DO NOT DO THAT TO THE SKELETON
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>>127734368
WUZ
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>>127734609
Yeah, just don't try to force out a burp like that next time. And consider a slight change in diet.
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>>127734667
Look at who didn't go back and see all of their friends before leaving the underground.
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>>127734551

I cry evrytim.
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>>127734667
>he didn't go back through the entire game after Asriel
but...why?
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>>127733071
>Rick Ross
>Burger King
Funny but the real burger king of hip hop is obviously Big Pun, RIP in Pizzas
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>>127734667
Yes, did you not do the post-pacifist tour?
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>>127734790
The crystal grew around it.
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>>127734735
>Shakespeare

So basically the purple soul?
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>>127734747
...Acceptable.
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>>127734667
i think if you backtrack you actually see all of the cheese and shit got eaten in TP.

>>127734508
i haven't been the one posting most of the stuff today but some of the music that's coming out of it is cute as hell

https://soundcloud.com/dlgn13/broken-spear

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/15495351/popyrus.mp3
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>>127734735
>Alberto Barbosa

This should be interesting.
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>>127734667
Yeah at the end of the game if you go back to all the save points the mouse take a nibble on the cheese.
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why can't i piost in cytube

>>127733119
Is there a cuntboy revival going on?
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>google 'realistic undertale'
>every image of the skelebros looks like a Goosebumps cover.
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>>127734537
I just noticed pap is biting hard enough to cause bleeding...
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>>127734939
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Please stop being so cute, anon.
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Put something in the box for chara
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>>127734735
>St. Olga of Kiev
Oh god! RUN, SNOWY RUN!
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>>127734349
re
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>>127734976
Were you expecting thing anything different?
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>>127735024
Cant stop what I never started!
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>>127735026
>tfw didn't save the yummy in tummy Anon picture

Fuck you for bringing this back
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>>127734790
Also, who puts cheese in a safe? That's a little paranoid, isn't it? Or is the mouse just THAT good at getting cheese?
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>>127735026
repostan
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For those that haven't seen this
https://www.reddit.com/r/Undertale/comments
/3xhpzl/pacifist_sans_fightextraengine_test/

>That OP edition
Ok, what did i miss?
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>>127734221
I want to be best friends with that skeleton.
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>>127734871
>>For those we cherish, we die in glory
>Asshole Frisk
>Walks up to Asgore
>While he's talking, pulls out Toriel's robe, all tattered and cut up
>Torn apart at the fact that his wife is dead
>Ultimate Rage Mode
>Omega Asgore
Oh fug
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>>127735026
her knife has to be dull by now...
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>>127734976
Reader Beware you are in for a something something bad time.
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These hoes ain't loyal
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does anyone have a download link to that new fan album?
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Snails are cute!
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>>127734537
I KNEW WHAT IT WOULD BE BUT CLICKED THE SPOILER ANYWAY
>>
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>>127734958
cuntboys, you say?
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drawing cartoon goats is hard.
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>>127734735
>Schoenburg
He probably murders Bratty and Catty
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>>127735026
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5657704
Hope this works
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>>127735132
well I mean they saw the mousehole there. They have good reason to put it in a safe.
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>>127734798
>>127734791
What's wrong with giving the skeleton a friendly hug? Especially fresh out of a shower when you're all cleaned up?
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Chara!
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>>127735251
I would watch.
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>>127734984
WE
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When Papyrus captured Frisk do you think they were princess carried or dragged across the ground?
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Ghost vore when?
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My brother just finished Genocide Route of Undertale and had lots of fun but he genuinely didn't seem to care at all about the characters and laughed when Chara killed Sans and Flowey

I know this sounds autistic as fuck but I'm kind of disappointed he wasn't as attached to them as I was
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>>127735253
oh lord. Sauce please
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>>127735251
I can't get over toriel's and mettaton's reacton faces...
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Vagina vanguard ASSembullllllllll!
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>>127735251
Why are they shocked in the second panel?
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>>127735232
snail erotica
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>>127735392
Toted around by their soul with magic, floating safely above the snow
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>>127732504
M E T T A T O N
E
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A
T
O
N
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>>127734735
>Tesla
He might be dead within the week, but he'll be damned if he doesn't bone Snowdrake at least once before then
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>>127735351
Storyshift Chara a cute
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I wrote a one-shot just to insure that I wouldn't get burn myself out writing my main story. Warning: It's really gay and contains worst ship
http://pastebin.com/g0uhiyUt

More of http://pastebin.com/PyrfRtwa & http://pastebin.com/6x7LynQU to come very very soon!
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>>127735026
it's a carton of chocolate milk and a nice glass.
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>>127735415
Killing Flowey is funny as shit.
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>>127735151

Might have linked to a wrong post there m8.
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>>127735415

Well at least he actually killed them, unlike a certain other faggot.
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>>127735573
>proceeds to finally pull out goat son face

nope nope nope nope nope nope
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>>127735151
Meant for >>127734837

>>127735151
yup, oops
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>>127735026
I got you something nice chara.
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>>127735564
>Someone actually wrote a Sansgore fic
huh
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Somebody post that one picture/comic where Papyrus and Sans teach Undyne the ways of posing while changing a lightbulb
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>>127735449
How about a whole album?

http://imgur.com/a/gxsdO
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>>127735534
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>>127735251
What is Papyrus doing on the ground?
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>>127735762
what the fuck is wrong with women
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>>127735337
Not when he's biting and shaking like that!
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paranoiachan x paladinchan rapefic when
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>>127735847
That's why we didn't want to let them vote.
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>>127735762
wowee. <3 ty anon
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>>127735385
WUZ
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Finish that drawing, /vg/.
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>>127735489
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>>127735847
what the fuck is wrong with men
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CHARA SMUT! NOW!
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>>127735754
Asgore needs more attention in regards to writing that isn't super sad or dramatic and this fulfills my need for gay size difference, so I thought why not?
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>>127735691
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>>127735990
does chara giving hugs count as smut
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>>127735986
literally nothing
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>>127735990
no
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>>127735990
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>>127735968
there are so many blue-safe images of Goatmom, why bother posting 30% of a non-safe one?
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>>127735847
what the fuck is wrong with (You)
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>>127736034
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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What's your poison tonight, /utg/?
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>>127735847
Fuck that I want rule 63 skelefuta with glowing dicks and ectotitties.
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Think of the last song you listened to

Try to interpret the lyrics to be about Undertale
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>>127736034
>>127735691

Everyone wants Mettaton in some shape or form.

In this fandom, it's fuck or be fucked.
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>>127735939
MEMES
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>>127736095
Truth hurts don't it, anon?
>>127736119
Diet Coke and French fries.
with malt vinegar.
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>>127736034
None of the characters are good enough for us, except Alphys.
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EARTH!
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>>127735940
But the drawing isnt mine

>>127736119
Grape juice, in one of those glasses for booze, please. Oh, and an order of fries
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>>127736220
If Mettaton won't love me then there's no point anymore.
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>>127736080
Because nipples so have this one instead.
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>>127735940
I just did.

I decided to try my harder(?) art pencil that's been sitting around unused forever. So I did an easier drawing.
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>>127736064
i disagree
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>>127735818
drunk, probably
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>>127733323
>Only one vote for Burgerpants
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>>127735990
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>>127735847
not enough
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>>127736147
What if the song has no lyrics
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>>127736027
Don't get me wrong, im not complaining.
Just surprised
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>>127735847
>what the fuck is wrong with other people.
FTFY.
>>127736294
Don't kill yourself anon. Someones gotta love you out there.
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>>127735762
Is there an album of Sans anal?
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>>127735940
But...it won't be good enough.
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>>127736147
>Radiohead: Morning Bell
>"You can keep the furniture"
>"Cut the kids in half" [x3]
>"The lights are on but nobody's home"

Yeah I don't need to explain this one.
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Post your rare Woshuas.
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>>127736294
do it.
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>>127736119
Sleep
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>>127736147
>War's "Why can't we be friends"

Oh gee
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>>127736358
pick the second to last song you listened to. If that has no lyrics, go to the third to last. Continue until you find a song with lyrics.
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>>127736313
name 1 problem that all men share without sounding like a sexist bigot
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>>127735990
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>>127736119
I'm finally legal

Hit me with the birthday special, Grillbz

...Whatever a birthday special is
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>>127736147
We passed up on the stairs
We spoke of was and when
Although I wasn't there
He said that I was his friend
Which came as some surprise
I spoke into his eyes:
"I thought you died alone"
A long long time ago.
Take a guess what it's about
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>>127736119
Coke Zero and Payday II Downloading.
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>>127736482
name 1 problem that all women share without sounding like a sexist bigot
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Gaster has ptosis
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>>127736119
A bacon cheeseburger with curly fries, and a nice tall glass of cranberry juice.
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>>127736119
I want a glass of goat cum.
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>>127736432
Finally
This thread really needs more Woshua
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>>127736147

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0J3vgcE5i2o

Mettaton being a manwhore
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>>127736323
On milk? If you kill him and chat at the bar he goes there all the time but just orders milk.
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>>127736294
Mettaton loves all of his fans.
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>>127735703

Asgore consumed by the black rage would be scary shit for sure.
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>>127736514
Menstruation.
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>>127736514
Periods and menopause.
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>>127736415
>Radiohead

MAH NIGGA
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>>127736147
>NIGGAH NIGGAH NIGGAH NIGGAH NIGGAH

>I'M 100% NIGGAH

>NIGGAH NIGGAH NIGGAH NIGGAH NIGGAH

>I'M 200% NIGGAH

Gee I don't know. Poetry?
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>>127736147
Never not on it, leanin' so hard you're ashamed
You can't dismiss this sick transmission, huffs your brain
Exhale your will and forget I ever knew you
Fuck do you do?
Fuck a man with hips for hulu
Rack a snitch, chalk and cue you
Corner pocket consume you
Too many hoes in my
Too many hoes in my motherfuckin' meal
Asking if I know how a motherfucker feels
What did he mean by this?
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>>127736514
>dodges question
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>>127736514
They're hard to understand at times....well that applies to guys too I guess.
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So is there a reason Chara was evil?

You'd think the history books would make note of it: "and for once the kingdom was full of hope again with only the occasional stabbing murder from the human"
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>>127736530
>not cat cum
It's like you hate cute things and alliteration
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>>127736572
>>127736591
>implying that's a problem
wow what a cuck, go back to your cuckshed, cuck
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>>127736191
'n'
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>>127732504
>Mettaton
>not first
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>>127736413
Not that I know of. I've only seen like, three pics where he had a ecto ass. Try asking in the /y/ thread.
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I want to be eaten by like half the characters in this game.

And I still managed to have social standing and friends. You can do what ever you dream of anons.
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>>127736147
>Electric Six - Germans in Mexico

Change Germans to humans, Mexico to Underground, and "your daughter" to "edgy goat", and we're good to go.
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>>127736432
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>>127736147
I really don't want to look for a cover of Undertale
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>>127736514

Periods?
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>>127736637
No reason given, they just hated humanity.

They probably didn't hate monsters until after Asriel foiled their revenge plot, so nothing would have seemed off in the underground.
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>>127736535
These threads always need more Woshua.
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>>127736119
Beer. So much good beer.
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>>127736652
>Cuckshed
I'll have to present that idea to my wife's boyfriend, thanks!
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>>127736704
>>127736652
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>>127736514
*flirt
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>the monsters gaze up at the setting sun, the barrier finally broken
>everything's only looking up for them
>suddenly, a guitar riff plays from seemingly nowhere
>the rift builds, and soon "Yummy Yummy Yummy" by the Ohio Express is echoing through the hills
>a giant, plump hand descends from the heavens and plucks frisk from toriel's arms
>"did you really think I'd forget what you did?"
>frisk is face to giant face with Chara
>she smiles and parts her soft lips
>"yummy yummy yummy in my tummy!"
>she plops frisk into her mouth, and swallows them with a loud gulp
>looking down at the cowering monsters below, chara can hardly make up her mind on which to swallow next
>she reaches down and scopes up sans
>"ready to have a bad time?" she asks in a mocking tone
>sans screams and summons blasters
>they fire away, but do nothing
>chara gulps him down like frisk
>his muffled scream can be heard as he ripples the long way down her throat
>the rest of the monsters scatter back into the underground
>chara giggles and reaches into the cavern
>she pulls out papyrus
>"please, human, I, the great papyrus, am not food!"
>"who said I was human?"
>chara swallows him down like the glorified calcium tablet he is
>"come out little monsters, don't you want to play?"
>chara reaches into the cavern again, but pulls out nothing
>no matter, they won't try and hide forever
>and she'll be waiting
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>>127736514
Hey everyone! Get a load of this guy!

>>127736652
>I bleed profusely from my body regularly and it affects my mental state.

>But its ok
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>>127736698
filth FILTH!
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>>127736652
Don't trust something that bleeds once a month and can't enter a house without being invited first.
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>>127736623
This
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>>127736684
Heresy desu
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>>127736147
I think the thing is that I shut off from everything.
From friends and family and my own ambitions.
From having fun.
I just shut off from everything.

Self-defeating? Yeah, probably.
But I don’t know that I had total control over it.
And I’m not sure it even matters why.
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no need to get upset femanon, it was just a ruse
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>>127736695
I never understood this fetish at all. You want to literally be killed and devoured and that turns you on somehow?

Doesn't that literally go against basic human nature and animal instinct?
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>>127736147

Giles Corey - I'm Going To Do It

I uh....................... I can think of several things that may apply.
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>>127736652

>femanons first time on 4chins trying to replicate quality shitposting

Adorable, did you read a tutorial on ED or something?
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>>127736147
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFrjMq4aL-g
Uh.
Sans and Papyrus?
Alphys and Undyne?
I don't know.
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>>127736820
I mean I know they're not very popular outside the UK, but c'mon Germans in Mexico was a good song.
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>"Burgerpants, be a darling and get in here."
>Burgerpants opens the door to Mettaton's office
>Mettaton is leaning back in his chair with his legs spread wide apart
>"You wanted to s- oh goddamnit" as he turns his head away
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Confess your sins.
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>>127736119
Something to wash away the taste of this slightly sour sparkling cider from New Year's I tried to finish.
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>>127736815
Time to kill an anon.
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>>127736818
i don't get it when these weak, lanky, faggot newmales are like "eww i don't like women, they scare me, muh BERIODS"

seriously?
just man up and FUCK HER IN THE PERIOD HOLE
stop being such a BITCH about it
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>>127736981
Again, I want to hug the bug
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>>127736415

that Chara looks like Noah "The One-Man Shoah" Lennox
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