/gtaog/ Grand Theft Auto Online General

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HATE KALAHARI

Second for:
DEAD GAME
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>>127384509

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Why is the heavy pistol so nice?

wait so you guys are saying i can have my usual 30 cars (3x10 garages) downgrade to 3x2 garages and still call all 30 cars? this is a feature i somehow missed

>>127385951
You can have 5 properties now as well.

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>skinny suit pants

>>127386341

Itd be nice if half the decent pre-made outfits with unique tops didnt come hard locked with them. Try and change the pants to baggy and the whole outfit is unequipped.

>>127386960

Still waiting for some normal jeans that don't make me look like i have hank hill booty.

asking here but is there anyway to downgrade GTAIV to 1.4 on steam?

>>127387387

Or a businessmen jacket that doesn't add on 30 lbs

>>127386245
even on my (t)rusty old 360?

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>Tfw your friend's all-in-order bonus gets voided because of a bug and you give him your cut of PacStan at the end

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Best song coming through:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFkcAH-m9W0

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This guy is the reason I don't sleep at night.

>>127384918
>no aftermath picture

>>127384918
how do i get involved in a car meet

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>>127389228
I got it on Video, but I have to go to the editor I think. I'll post it when I see it

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>>127383618

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Can someone give me a rundown on hackerbux?
- How much can you safely recieve
- How often can you receive hackerbux safely
- Are there any 'undetectable' ways of receiving hackerbux

>>127389876
Yes

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>>127383618
What is this?

>>127389876
launder the money via a vip

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>>127389827
I already miss the snow

>>127389081
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObU__s-R9ro
YOU USING THAT BST?

>>127389313

Overcome your crippling autism and socialize.

>>127390721
>autism car meeting

stop being autistic about it

>can't share money with senpai
it would be so much simpler

>>127391142
let him kill you

>>127390110
Explain

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>>127391138

no u

>>127391285
>to give 5 mil would be 10000 deaths

>>127391643
At this point anon it would be better if you gave him your pacstan cut repeatedly.

>>127391142
why the fuck can't you give people money directly
why can't i drop somebody a few thousand as thanks for doing something cool

>>127392629

Because it would be too fun and convenient.

>>127392629
because some of us have hundreds of millions and it would effect shark card sales.

>>127389867
>dat jesus casually blending in
kek

qt I have a PC GTAG member trying to get in touch with you, really would like get to know you. He's drunk atm. Hurry while you can.

>>127389876
pls help

Send help we got the GTA Hardcore bug.
Features include
-Permadeath
-No blips
-Stuck expanded radar
-No escape

>>127392629
That function was removed a month after the game came out on ps3/360, way before money hacks were even a thing. Rockcock wanted complete control over the "economy" to protect their shark cards so an actual market was out of the question. Same reason the stock market never came.

>>127390040
This look like a menu edited Z-Type.

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>some guy wants to ride hexers with me
>out of nowhere hes like "OMG UR A GIRL"
>i guess he realized through my flight suit that i'm playing a female cahracter
>WOW UR SO HOT
>character is a mix of misty and claude, heavier on claude
>heavy "Junkie" skintype
>dark, reddened eyesockets
>generally looks like a filthy crack addict
>"WOW UR SO HOT"

>>127394187
Man, it's sad that game publishers need so much fucking money to make games which leads to said games being boring and bland.

>>127394187
This was one of the biggest jewish move made by Jew*.

Removing features because they threaten your microtransactions money is fucking despicable.

>>127394118
I crashed, senpai

>>127394505
>so much fucking money to make games
they don't.

they have adopted the hollywood accounting tradition.

Videogames are incredibly cheap to make, if you are making them because you want to make a good game.

>>127395557
tell that to kojima you faggot

Is it still possible to get the Blista Compact on PC without having played on old gen? I miss mine.

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Anyone know if theyre planning on removing christmas content even if you've already claimed it?

I claimed all of it but some stuff isn't in my closet inventory and show up as not purchased at the store.

>>127387409
anyone?

>>127396052
Apparently, a DLC unlocker once existed but it no longer works.

>>127396240
They did it last year and they always take away free things (and sometimes not free such as the fireworks launcher but, they don't want you to remember that.)

>>127396259
It just works.
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=downgrade+steam+gta+4+1.0.4.0

I don't know anon, just search on the Internet.

>>127396537
Those motherfuckers. Now I know why my other two sets of stockings for valentines day went missing.

>>127396240
festive clothing looks like shit anyway

Anyone know how long it takes before VIP shit thing pays a bodyguard?
I have an idea

Also, can you get paid while inside of houses?

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>>127397169
true. I only wanted to keep a select few things though.

But the stockings ill never forgive them for.

>>127397331
Every 15 minutes, bodyguards are supposed to receive payment. No mention of location restriction.

how can I throw out my christmas tree?

>>127398142
Use a time machine or wait.

>>127387409
why downgrade tho? c'mon if you stay on 1.0.7.0 you can add me and we can play together

>>127397538
>No Bra

I need to know how

>>127398661
google it

>>127397538
>tfw no white stockings
Damn I regret not buying all three when I had the chance..

>>127398661
Its a glitch with one of the preset outfits in the store. i cant remember which one exactly but it shouldn't be too hard to find a video for.

>>127398320
i hear 1.0.4.0 has better performance and allows me to use the hd mods

Does anyone here buy Shark Cards?

Like... I'm looking at the prices and the most expensive shark card costs the same as a night in town but with none of the perks.

>>127399539
the performance is just placebo, GTA IV runs like dog shit anyway.
there are mods for 1.0.7.0 and even for EFLC which is a higher version, like 1.0.11.0 i think

>>127399606
Some here are good goys. Tell me, are you not a good goy?

PC_GTAG

SC: 1031Vulcan

>>127396052
The plural is goyim.

>>127399723
what the hell is EFLC

>>127400710
http://store.steampowered.com/agecheck/app/12220/

>>127400804
oh, im dumb. so like is there a comparison between 1.0.4.0 and 1.0.7.0?

>>127397538
How do you change the shoes with them too? Changing to anything else removes them

>>127401598
I guess it depends on the shoe. Don't quote me on that.

My apartment is now full of chrome cars
I can't leave
How do I get rid of them?

>>127401837
Switch session. Or Alt F4.

>>127400112
Gotcha

Is it possible to set things where on-foot is in first person, but as soon as I get in a car/bike it switches to third person view?

>>127402910
Maybe? I remember something like this in the camera options while messing with settings.
Not sure however.

After you've bought every car/gun/etc. that you've wanted, what is there to do?

I'm not going to lie and say that I didn't spend every cent of modder bux that I got in order to do that, but I never modded myself. (Sounds like I'm trying to justify it to me as well, guys.)
I own both insurgents, a hydra, every attack helicopter, the three most expensive apartments (One being one of the new houses,) And pretty much every best-in-class car. (Meaning one car from each class that I feel outclasses the rest)

On top of that, I have one garage just dedicated to owning that cars I bought for fun. (The Thrust, Voltic Coil, etc.)

There's not much left for me to strive for. The only other thing I might want is a yacht, but It's honestly only a matter of time before I get randomly placed in a lobby with another modder and get that kind of money all over again.

What do I do now? I've mostly been just doing freemode events and survival for a while, but that can only keep me going for so long.

I'm honestly really enjoying just staying in Free roam being a VIP while my girlfriend and I get random VIP work done.

>>127403085
Wait for next update, like every other MMOs.

So… this just happened

>VIP doing a mission
>I get the bright idea to take him and his body guards out
>They're in a helicopter
>Homing launcher at the ready
>FIRE!
>Both bodyguards die, but the VIP is some how still alive after falling from the blown up helicopter
>Realize he's probably hacking
>Get back on my Vindicator and drive off as fast as I can
>He insta-kills me
>Start to type a message in chat
> Was going to say "Really? You have to hack to kill me?"
>All I was able to type was the "R" before he crashed my game.

I didn't even fucking know that hackers could crash my game like that.

>>127403551
Happened to me on a King of the hill. I would have won if the hacker didn't clonned me into crashing.

>>127403551
>>127403716
This is their game, faggots - not yours.
You're stupid just entering a public server.

You know what?

Fuck it.

First offence is always 10 days, right?

Should I just download this:

https://www.gta5-mods.com/scripts/simple-trainer-for-gtav

and get everything I want?

>>127404582
From what I've heard if you don't put it in your bank you keep what you gained after the ban.
Not sure though so, ask around.
Also I'm pretty sure there's a better menu.

>>127404582
>Revert to 1.30
>Inject v1.30 Jordan's/Infamous/Basic/etc Menu
>Drop all the cash you want (can take a couple hours)
>Update back to 1.31
>Enjoy

>>127404761
Link for it?

Any sick GTAV webms?

>>127405271
I wonder if I could get away with it if I spawned all the money I wanted in a private session and bought the stuff I wanted in a public session. Would that raise any red flags on R*'s end?

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>>127405668

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>>127405860
I've given myself 100mill multiple times now (different characters), deposited it in full immediately and spent a bunch of it buying warstock, properties (including yachts), vehicles w/ upgrades, and wardrobe. It's been about a week since then I still haven't received any notices (knock on wood). I even ranked up my characters with the menu the day right after they got off their ban. Still not saying I'm in the clear, but it's been a week, like I said, and nothing.

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>>127405668

Anybody in PC GTAG giving out hackerbux? Daddy needs a new yacht.

>>127405343
Someone made a link to the latest infamous but I've been out of menus for months now so I'm the wrong person to ask.

>>127406429
I'm only testing this, so I'm going to keep it around 10 Million. I'll buy a yacht and see if I get banned.

Here's what I'm thinking:

>Download this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZijz7FAZII
>Set it up correctly
>Give self 10 mill in a private session
>UNINSTAL GAME
>DELETE GAME FOLDER
>Reinstall game
>Now, with a fresh and clean game, go into a public session
>Buy Yacht
>If not banned in a week, RockStar is fucking dumb as hell and their transaction server only pulls red flags on either large sums of money or when in a public session.

We already know they don't track HP and car stats. That's all client side. I'm thinking that there's a lot more they don't track in private sessions.

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>>127405668
Maybe a couple too many.

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>>127406931
>Risking a ban for only 10mill
It's not worth it. Just earn it legitimately. You'll probably earn that much in the time it takes to download the game twice.

>>127406429
If you don't care about your first strike, plan it out. Think about everything you want to buy and spend the most you can. Get T20 bonds or whatever is the priciest vehicle now, spread them through both your characters. Use the recovery options if you want tattoos and gun paints. Consider making otherwise impossible outfits you like and saving them, plus enabling events if you can. Also think about any modded vehicle you may want (Sanchez and Enduro with street tires, Banshee without the rollbars, etc). The only thing they'll take from you is your money.

Pretty sure that menu won't work online, by the way.

>>127406931
You don't install menus, you inject them.

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>>127407425

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>>127407553
To late. Already got the mod running in single player.

All or nothing now.

Ready, faggots?

>>127407896
>You don't install menus, you inject them.

Yeah. Just found that out. It's a lot easier than I thought to mod the fuck out of this game.

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>tfw the Social Club name you want is taken by some Brit who obviously hasn't touched his profile in possibly years

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>>127405668

>>127408623
maybe be more original you unimaginative fuck?

>>127408927
It's an obscure folktale monster from my region of the country. I wasn't really expecting it to be taken.

Should I dress my character as something understated and reasonable, in garish bright colors like some kind of euro trash club criminal, or make him look like a skeezy drug dealer type? I dunno what theme I wanna do here just yet.

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>>127408258
Doing it.

Had to close the game because the money was coming to fast and the transaction server couldn't take my gains.

>>127409609
ALL BLACK TACTICAL EDGEGEAR THEME MY NIGGA.

>>127409673
Up to 1 Million. I set the delay to 995 and that let me turn on the loop and keep it on. I'll cut it off as soon as I hit 10 Million. Then I'll go for the rest of my plan.

Might not even uninstal since we're just injecting the mod and not actually messing with the game files.

>>127409609
dress him like you would dress

>tfw taking part in a big menu war

>>127410178
Honestly? I think you'll get away with that. 10 Million is a super small amount when considering modding. Plus, you can actually make 10 Million from a single mission in the game. (End of mastermind)

As long as you don't go beyond 10 Million, you should be fine.

Do you think Rockstar even watches transactions like this?

>>127410250
But there's so much neat stuff. A tshirt/jeans just seems so bland.

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>>127390219

>>127410512
palm trees ruin it

>>127410421
I think the biggest risk for me is the fact that I actually have it on a loop. It's going to tell them I'm getting random amounts of money every X seconds for Y amount of time.

It'll look to uniform. It's giving money at exactly the same interval every time.

>>127410446
There is still plenty of variety within that
try out some new colors, especially with the jeans

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>>127410718
Still going strong

>>127410939
You wont really know for a while. I think auto-bans are delayed for a certain amount of time.

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>>127405992
>not playing in an actual court

>>127411086
Still. It's always ten days for the first time, right?

I'm going to see this through.

I honestly don't care about the money. I just want to see what happens and if my plan works.

If it does, I think I might know what anti-cheat they're running.

>>127410939
i think its smarter to run the trainer in little times

like run the trainer, get 100k and do it again after two hours
it will take you a few days to get to 10 million but i think it reduces your chances of getting banned by a lot

>>127411286
Yeah, but that won't tell me anything. I'm honestly really curious to see if this works.

If I was just in this for the actual pay-out, I'd farm Fleeca.

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>>127411432
Half way mark.

No ban in sight.

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>>127411894

>>127412070
I don't understand the question

>>127411129
>regular gay soccer
It's called football but because you called it gay i'll let you off, Debbie.

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While I wait:

What exactly is a .dll? What does injecting one do? Does it change the files in any way?

>recieve hackerbux
>wonder why there's not much to do anymore
People are this stupid?

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>>127412580
7 Mill mark

I seriously should have been banned by now.

Unless they go through logs manually before ban waves go out, the server should have realized what I'm doing at this point.

No one in their right mind would think a guy getting a money bag ever second for an hour while sitting still is normal gameplay.

>>127413025
Wouldn't be a problem if this game had content instead of low quality prizes for microtransactions/grinding your ass out.

But yes, anyone still playing this game is stupid, myself included.

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>>127413029
9 Mill

Honestly kinda upset they can't just automatically detect this shit with some script.

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>GTA V announcement trailer was 4 years ago
>Remember the hype and happiness inside of you
>It lived up to expectations, and is still a great game today

Can't say I've ever been more satisfied with a game like this. Thanks, Rockstar.

>mfw almost 7am and insomnia
>mfw no sleepy-eyed qt lying in bed telling me to snuggle up to him
justkill me

>>127413818
I would if I could.

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>>127413664
Done.

Bought a Yacht and a T20.

>>127414342
>still look like a beginner

>>127414342
>not on GTAG crew

>>127414342
why would you post details of yourself
people can just report you theough this thread with proof

>>127414985
No one's ever added me. I've asked here like five times.

>>127415126

I've posted all of this over on double chan as well. A guy over there told me that reports don't do shit.

I'd like to find out.

Report me if you want. I've actually lost a little faith in R* after I've been able to get away with all of this.

>>127415269
I've never seen your name pop up, go send an invite right now and I'll get you.

>>127415269
Nigga, you requested it back in May.

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>>127403085
>what is there to do?
its pretty simple, you said "every attack chopper", and im not going to say LOL HELICOPTER EVERYONE TO DEATH! I mean, one of them isn't useable without friends, so get some.
Get friends, hang out with them. I hang out with gtag, they're the reason I play the game, and the amount of bullshit/funshit that happens when I hang out with them warrants me playing this.

Money isn't everything, especially in this game, it sucks the fun out of everything.

>>127413674
>remenber trailer
>was a bit hyped, but not preorder hyped because im not retarded
>game gets released
>didnt buy it, cousin downloaded it onto my PS3 using his account
>beat SP, was the shittiest SP in any GTA game ever
>MP gets released
>cant even play for along time
>can finally play online
>bought Koenigsegg/Entity first week and everyone always ran for it in missions
>2 months into the game and im bored
>hangout with PS3 gtag and its fun
>1.5 years later, join PC master race
friends make this shit game fun, anyone who says otherwise is a fucking lier.

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Howdy /GTAG/, my name is Kenichi Smith.

I'm a 27 year old Japanese Toonaholic (Cartoon fan for you foreigners). I draw cartoons and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior American games. (Grand Theft Auto, Gears of War, Call of Duty).

I train with my AP Pistol every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through steel because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak English fluently, both the Midwestern and the East Coast accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Constitution, which I follow 100%.

When I get my American visa, I am moving to New York to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Nickelodeon or a game designer for Rockstar Games(TM).

I own several cowboy outfits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I keep cool to my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

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So /gtaog/ do you actually play GTA Online like a GTA game?
How many cars have you stolen today?
Do you just sit waiting for the mechanic?
Anything interesting, at all?

>>127416826
Fair enough. I just accepted the invite to GTAG, so that should be fun.

I just showed off the yacht to a few guys, and drove around in the T20. Never drove one before now. I can understand how people say they're OP in races.

>>127417341
cuckstar is located in scotland

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>>127414342
So, when should I expect a ban if it's going to happen? I'm disappointed that it didn't autoban me, but they could still catch it in the logs.

>>127384918
>assless car
God DAMMIT Nessi, I didn't even have to see the purple hood to know it was yours

>>127419481
Bans only happen on banwaves, but no one really knows how Rockstar detects who should get banned and why they don't do them earlier.

Banwaves only happen shortly after Cuckstar churns out a new update.

>>127419062
>Steal car
>Tires get shot out in seconds
>Get outrun by a player on an upgraded Faggio
So much fun. Too bad this game wasn't designed to be played as a GTA game.

>>127419062
>>127419062
Any attempt to play Online like a GTA game is ruined by the rampant menu use, anyway.

i like to dress like a slav

>>127395737
>Kojima wants to make good games
>Sony/Konami just care about money
>Implying that companies can't pull Hollywood big-budget bullshit on developers that just want to make games
90% of the time it's the publishers being fuckwads, and you can guess where the majority of the money goes...
>Shark Cards were Take Two's idea

>>127419062
>try to steal car
>get pushed back out
>turns out it's a DLC car on the streets and i'm not allowed to drive it
when the fuck did this get added

>>127419770
So we'll say I've got a full month before something happens?

So... let me get this straight.

I just spawned in TEN FUCKING MILLION DOLLARS.

The MOST you can actually buy from R* with REAL LIFE MONEY is 8,000,000.

As they should see it, I just cost them over $100, and they aren't going to do shit about it for over a month?

No wonder why they don't give a shit about things like this happening:

>>127403551

>>127417341
>27
>going to high school
no

>>127403085
>"Wahhh, console commands ruined Fallout 4!"

>>127420602
>You
>Not new
no

>>127420493
Ah! Now you're getting it! Weeks before the December update some of us were even speculating if Rockstar was finally gonna call it quits and abandon support for pc.

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>>127420492
haha seriously?

i knew you couldn't store them but this is the first time i hear of that

>>127403085
Fuck off, not even kidding.

>>127420786
It happened to me recently, it was fucking ridiculous. I saw a rhapsody on the road, dragged the person out of it and then got in and then immediately got right back out and when i tried to get back in the door was locked.

>>127420339
>being this much of a scrub
GIT GUD
I
T

G
U
D

>>127420786
is the Hardtop Stallion purchasable?

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>>127420735
ok

>>127420886
Because getting good will stop tires from being shot and an unupgraded car from being slow, right? Oh wait, it won't. Meme harder, kid.

>>127420942
No?
It was recently made capable for you to actually buy different roofs now so no more perma top down roof.

>>127420880
The rhapsody isn't a dlc car though, it shouldn't be locked.

>>127421054
It's from I'm Not a Hipster, according to the game itself.

>>127421054
>The rhapsody isn't a dlc car
>Part of the "I'm not a hipster" DLC
Pick one, dumbass

>>127421164
>>127421146
Meant exclusive, besides wasn't that more of a free patch anyway?

>>127421215
But you're supposed to buy it like a good goy.

>>127421215
You had to download them as DLC, then add a decently sized patch back on dedgen. The DLC cars didn't appear on the street until nextgen and PC, sort of like how you don't see Kurumas , Insurgents, and vindicators driven in trafffic by NPCs.

>>127421256
I haven't bought a single sharkcard since I started playing in 2013.

>>127421427
Oy vey, think about all the free DLC though. Don't you want to financially support that "free" DLC?

>>127421029
>not naming it "it ain't me, it ain't me, I'm no fortunate son.png"

>>127421474
Free updates with content that's more expensive then whatever my character has.
Least I can keep buying the new weapons.

>>127420958
>can't drive on rims
>needs straight-line speed to compensate for his terrible driving
>calls others kids and memers
Do you ever get tired of plowing into NPC cars the first time the mission GPS throws a turn at you?

>>127421647
But it's not more expensive if you would just buy some Shark Cards™. They're a quick and easy way to supplement your ingame bank account while draining your real one, and they have such a good exchange rate for doing so. You should really buy some soon just in case a new update comes out.

>>127421775
I am not enough of a dumbass to pay another dollar on this game.

>>127421647
That's the only thing that irritates me, the escalating item costs. Something tells me hackerbux has had less impact on those prices than R* would like you to believe.

>Can't log in to social club
>Try their password reset thing
>It doesn't work, what a surprise
>Send their support an e-mail
>Tells me about some automatic ticket created on their support site
>Go to visit that
>Have to log in using my social club which doesn't work
Who thought this system was a good idea?

>>127422045
Works fine for everyone else.

>>127422164
So you see absolutely no problem with having the only method for getting in contact with Rockstar's support service being locked behind the problem that's occurring in the first place? Are you legitimately retarded by any chance?

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>>127422272
Your problem could be solved by not being stupid. You don't need support to change your password.

>>127422590
Wow, it's almost like I just fucking said that I already tried their shitty password reset function and it didn't work. Thanks though, anon. I never would have thought to try something I already tried. I don't know what I would do without you.
Thanks for answering my question, though. That's most definitely a resounding "yes"

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I heard you can unlock the content for returning PS3/X360 players on PC without the social club bullshit, how do you do it? I played GTA V on console offline (can't connect it) so I'm cucked. Any help?

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>>127423141
That was patched, you'll need someone to make you a throwaway PSN account.

The only time i had some fun with a mass-crew thing was when we were robbing every store in paleto with insurgents.

>circlejerk indoors, nothing happens
>circlejerk outdoors, random cheater appears and blows everyone up
or on the rare occasion a legit random player starts sniping everyone, then get the gangrape and [passive].
Every single time. Nothing else could happen, there is nothing in this game. At this point, stealing the orange from that shop on the mountain would be more fun than any of the heists.

>>127423636
okay

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all they had to do was make it so I could load this shit into freeroam.

>>127424626
Because having 30 colossal messes of objects scattered around the map is conducive to good performance, right?

>>127424745
what are you retarded? Do you hate fun?

You would only need one loaded in at a time, the server could even vote or submit their own etc.

My bet is gta6 will support something like it.

>>127425193
>what are you retarded?
I'm not even going to read the rest because you clearly are. Learn how things work before talking about them, kiddo.

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We're up to two pages now on requests for PC, POST YOUR SC IN THE THREAD WHEN YOU SEND AN INVITE.

>>127425248
learn to read the whole post before replying to it, retarded grown man.

>>127425264
Maybe normies? Why not remove their requests after a few days?

>>127425320
Learn to start off a post with something relevant and worth reading and I might. Until then here's your last (You)

>>127425412
Because I'm a generous bastard who forgets that's a feature.
Fuck it, I'll remove all of them without a name when I wake up later.

>>127423141
I can do it for you, if you want.

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Post cop murder numbers.

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>>127426159

I think this whole thing might do me well in the end, it's literally like coming out of addiction for me. I have a new focus on my goals for my certification and am looking out for odd jobs and hustling for dosh with my brother. This held me back for sure.

Maybe this can all blow over some day, but for now I'm going to autistically log in when shirts and hats are on the table then get off and back to real life.Fuck the last few weeks I had a lot of fun before that but it's time to move on.Thx the good times

>>127426407
Thanks for sharing this vintage pasta

>>127394505
gta5 has sold 54 million copys and an untold amount of shark cards

As of this moment they are just being greedy

>>127425515
I went ahead and rejected all the requests since not a single one posted their name in the last 3 threads

It's been my pleasure to do it for free

>>127397331
15 minutes for 5k

>do random finale
>heist member teleports
>quick $85k for doing nothing
I feel so dirty

>>127426972
Look at the price of everything and then you'll feel less dirty.

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I put every single weapon besides returning exclusive ones on here.
What's it gonna be.
Should I keep this up?

>>127425515
>>127426848
Why isnt this a thing? You are saying it like if it is a difficult decision or somethin. You should reject them after 2 days to keep things clean. If they havent threw their shit around in these threads to get accepted on day1 they are unlikely to do it later.

>>127427070
That actually sounds like a fun idea. Link to the wheel for lazy people like me?

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>>127427070
And here you have it.
Seriously though, should I keep this up.

>>127427170
anon, I'm so sorry..

>>127427170
http://goo gl/akPF2O
Here's the wheel I made.

>>127427170
Roll 3 times and im in.

>>127425980
sure just tell me what to do

should i play this game on low-end specs?

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>>127427271
>>127427249
ROLL 2
Oh yeah each roll is 100 seconds.
You gotta wait for your results.
Or you could just change it in the bottom.

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https://zhugeex.com/2016/01/sales-of-grand-theft-auto-products-have-generated-2-3-billion-since-gta5-launch/

> Take Two have revealed that sales of Grand Theft Auto products since July 1st 2013 through September 30th 2015 have accounted for approximately $2.3 billion in revenue.

> In fact, over the past 6 months ending September 30th 2015, Take Two have generated $400 million from sales of Grand Theft Auto products. This is around 2/3rds of all revenue generated by the company during that 6 month period so it shows that Grand Theft Auto continues to be a money maker for Take Two and this is mainly thanks to the success of Grand Theft Auto Online where more than 8 million play each week and purchase ‘Shark Cards’ in order to gain in game currency.

>>127427387
Now thats something i can work with.

>>127427380
Send me a message on Social Cuck with your login info. I'll do the rest. I'll tell you when I'm done, and you change the password. Easy.

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>>127427387
ROLL 3
Law enforcement with landmines

>>127427425
I wonder if they are paying taxes after that 2.3b...

>you will never wildly fire a kar 98 into a group of minorities

Why do I bother with this game

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>>127427387

>>127427581
>Corporation
>Paying taxes
LOL

>>127427643
>you can musketvolley into negroes
>you can surprisejihad with carbombs
>you can be a priviliged white person, aka generic player
/pol/ pls...

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>>127393472

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>>127424626
You actually can do most of that with a menu.

>>127427192
Sorry for what? The SMG is awesome.

>>127426820
t. BlaterWanco

>>127427249
So I clicked it and now it won't stop spinning. Oh well

>>127428018
>>127427249
http://goo gl/v2q7IG
Changed the spin time from 100 seconds to 10
You can change it yourself under advanced options near the bottom of the page.

>>127411129
>>127405992
>playing the poor man's version of rocket league

Why is the gtag community on PS4 always so barren?

>>127428947
>PS4
That should answer your question.

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>>127428947
>PS4

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>>127405668

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>>127428947
>ps4

>>127428947
theres at least two of us playing right now you cunt

>>127429578
haha, funny guy.

>>127429578
Hence 'barren'

>>127429484
>>127429094
>>127429091
Hey guys, does TotalBiscuit approve of the hacking that goes on in your version of GTA:O?

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>>127428947
>ps4

>>127427459
Bumping my offer to anyone who wants returning player stuff.

>>127427459
looks shady

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>>127429578
>theres at least two of us playing

>>127429649
4 now

>>127429649
He's still alive? Didn't he die of cancer?

>>127429914
>>127429931

>too slow to meme

why does the lwb baller exist? is literally just got longer rear doors by a few inches

>>127430157
Because it allows R* to price it higher than the regular one for those extra $$$

>>127429754
>I gave my name
>If I dick you over you can call me out and call me a lying cunt
Not shady to me. I have my 360 in front of me right now. I can do it in 15 minutes.

>>127430429
How does that even work, don't you need Gold for a new account?

>>127430480
No. I can make a dummy account with a quick email, use the SC info to attach the gamertag after I do the first two SP missions while connected to the internet. Gold is only for playing games multiplayer, not for being connected to the internet.

EVERY. DAMN. SESSION.

I've been hopping sessions all night. Every single one of them had at least someone that was in god mode/spawning shit/making everything on the map explode.

I honestly don't even think R* is tracking people spawning in money anymore. A friend of mine actually tested this by downloading a menu and giving himself 10 mill over the course of an hour. It's been three weeks. No ban. Dude has a yacht at rank 10.

Look, I understand the game is peer-to-peer. Yes, this means things can't be tracked as well when compared to a game with dedicated servers. BUT! That doesn't mean they can't do anything. R* has some of the best game devs in the world. You're telling me they can't do SOMETHING?

>>127395737
That slant eyed fan fiction writer ?

Terrible games for people that watch wrestling, own consoles and that think they are any different from CoD kids.

>some cunt with a red icon is killing random people with a hydra
>destroy it
>BAD SPORT

u wot

>>127431219
They probably spawned it with a menu.

>>127431128
>Dude has a yacht at rank 10.

I'm going to laugh my ass off if our friend over here gets banned.

>>127419481

Do I need a mic to join the pc crew?

>>127431576
Yes

>>127431576
_No

>>127431657
B-but I'm autistic.

>>127431710
We all are

>>127431710
Welcome aboard.

>>127431710
you'll feel right at home then

>>127430581
Does anyone want me to do this for them? If so, use Social Cuck to message me and leave a reply here so I know to check it.

>>127427492
>GTA IV
>police use batons, only fire guns if players is armed or 2+ stars

>GTA V
>police shoot to kill for a car crash
>never once use batons throughout the entire game, SP or otherwise

I'm sure that's the cue for "JUST LIKE REAL LAPD AMIRITE" jokes but honestly NYPD are just as fucking trigger-happy.

>>127432004
>GTA V
Wrong, that applies to GTAO. Typical online babby.

>>127432004
The cops in SP are better than GTAO though.

>>127432074
But there isn't shit to do in single player if you don't care about story missions.

>>127427070
I just had an idea for this: I'm going to put all of my vehicles on a wheel and spin to see which one I use that day as well. Might get me to use some I hardly ever do.

>>127432074
Technically correct, they will not shoot at one star but all it takes to get them shooting is getting into a chase or otherwise delaying the arrest for even the slightest period.

How do I survive on a motorcycle? I love riding them, but they leave me and any passenger really vulnerable.

>>127432241
Well duh, you're resisting arrest.

>>127432370
If they catch you on the highway and you take a little bit to pull over, they'll get out of the car and gun you down. C'mon, you can at least admit that's a little silly.

>>127432317
People tend to forget that handy little feature called "Passive Mode"

>>127432317
>passenger
There's your problem.

>>127432463
Doesn't work on non-player attackers.

Can't go into passive and still do free roam missions.

I want to be able to do my VIP missions on a bike, basically.

>>127432434
The police is fine IMO, other than the fact they're omnipresent and R* cheesed out on their PIT by simply coding it when a cop rams your butt your wheels automatically turn, so they don't have to actually PIT..

>>127432434
"Police will not attempt a vehicular arrest, unless a pursuit has lasted for approximately one minute without hurting any cop and the player stops their vehicle "

>>127431936
Why do you want to do it so badly? This only makes it sound more fishy.

>>127432684
Even then, that's only if they are close enough to be able to drag you out of the car without having to move more than five feet. If they have to advance on the car they'd much rather just fill it with lead.

>>127432585
This. Why the fuck do cops spawn on top of Mount Chilliad? At least make them ride the cable car up or make them drive up there all the way.

>>127432074
>>127432147
I only mentioned SP in regard to batons. You'd think there would be a scenario where a mission spawns cops with batons, but no, they're always just shooting at you.

>>127432697
I'm watching a movie before I go to bed, and I want to get it done if someone wants it.
If you don't want me to help, it's alright. I just want a yes or no.

>>127432546
Then you should look into getting good.

>>127432794
So, basically American cops.

>>127432919
_no

>>127432684
See the thing is a collision counts as injuring a cop, which is 90% of the cause of chases from those fuckbastards

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>>127433059
Fucking finally.

>>127419062
>steal car
>npc puts bounty on me
>random guy explodes me in the stolen car

>steal car
>too hot faggot, can't store or modify

>steal car
>do mission
>car is gone

For a game called Grand Theft Auto, you really don't get much out of car theft.

>>127433948
Personal vehicles were a mistake.

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>>127433948

Flib, its Desanthian here, if you're still doing returning player benefits, find yourself a modified save so you can copy it onto a new user account each time instead of actually doing that terrible prologue repeatedly.

>>127434393
I can do the awful prequel as many times as I need. I can't be assed to mod my 360.
You want returning player crap Des?

>>127433948
stolen cars in gta have always been disposable in nature

i never understood why they bothered to put customization features in san andreas when half the cutscenes in the game will make whatever you were driving vanish without a trace

>>127434562
no I've got cfw ps3, i've actually been hooking 2035 cucked players up with modded characters recently.

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>>127389876
I've always been paranoid about hackerbux but I can tell you my experiences.

>How much can you safely receive
My friend got 10 million and kept it for around 6 months, before spending it on a yacht. I've never held more than 2 million at a time, but always sink most of it into something expensive so I'm not holding onto riches for too long.

>How often can you receive hackerbux safely
I always leave hackers after getting about 2 million from them, and immediately spent it on nice things until I have like 500k left.

I've encountered about 8 generous hackers and have never been detected.

>Are there any 'undetectable' ways of receiving hackerbux
Most likely not, although I've never been touched.

If you're extremely paranoid, you should do what I do - buy an Enus Windsor (or other extremely expensive car) or two/three/four/more and store them in a single garage.

If Rockstar takes your money from you, or you feel like they're not going to, then sell these "moneycars" once an hour. You'll lose maybe 100k a car, but that's a small price to pay for having guaranteed money.

Nobody's ever said that R* took their cars.

>>127435235
>Nobody's ever said that R* took their cars.
Newfaggot
R* does take cars, as has been evidenced by the first money glitches as people filled up their garage with Adders to sell and they were replaced by those fake Mini Coopers.

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>>127435398
Really? Interesting. I've never seen such posts, but I believe you.

Then I've no idea why my multiple stagnating Windsors haven't been touched after all this time. Perhaps it's just the Adder that's been red-flagged. Or my spending habits.

I reckon if people just do what I do then they'll most likely be safe too.

>>127435398
They remove dupes, they don't remove proceeds of a crime faggot, so if you spend it they can't take it, but your ban chance is higher.

>>127435235
i'll add a few more tips:
Rockstar actually record everything now, every time you pick up money the Transaction Pending process actually saves all the information to rockstar servers, so if they were to look for high amount of moneybags they could catch about 95% of money spawning, but they simply don't, incompetence or lack of effort on their part.

Banking the money gets you a high earner flag on your account, this can get you checked, simply keep it on hand.

money spawning hasn't been safe at all since 1.27 and even more so since

and i'm pretty sure rockstar have detected some form of injection and that's the result of the last few banwaves, that or godmode, both are likely contenders. so using menus at all isn't safe until someone properly looks into the changes of 1.31 and this takes time, people using menus 12 hours after a big patch are absolutely stupid, and the menu creators should know better than to fix addressing and release it as [undetected].

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>>127435602
Well yeah, I don't really have any proof because lol 4chan but it certainly does happen. It actually happened pretty recently with someone that glitched 10 Adders on PS3 and then put his character over to PS4. They all became Mini's. I never really did overdo it though, they never "caught" me.

>>127435651
>incompetence or lack of effort

>Oy Mr. Goldstein, should we hire two people to check the logs and ban cheaters?
>How much would that cost us, Schlomo?
>Two seconds worth of ShekelCards, Mr Goldstein.
>Schlomo, you idiot! We are not spending that much for something that only benefits PC players!

>>127435867
>benefits PC players
>removing the only viable source of earning cash

>>127435991
+1

>>127435991
It would also remove shitters who crash the game randomly.

>>127436146
I'll take that over the alternative tbqfwy.

>>127436242
>tbqfwy.
Opinion discarded

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>>127435651
I think the main reason I've never been taken action against is that I've always kept my intakes to below 2m per hacker, while most people take as much as they can get.

I forgot to add my second method of slipping under the radar. I have a second character (pic related, Josiah) who I like to go on just in case I find a hacker. I'll bank like 500k and leave the 1.5m on Josiah, then switch characters.

According to my Social Club page, all the data for money intake is only per character, so Josiah's data is effectively hidden (at least from the public) for now.

As well as the cars, my other storage is Josiah's "on hand" money, should I feel like switching to him and banking another menial amount.

What are your thoughts on this?

>only source
>can literally pay 10 dollars and get 100mil, any rank, unlocks etc from a transfer service
>I literally give them away for free most days
>People still use menus and get banned instead
baka desu senpai

>>127436394
>baka desu senpai
I thought you redditors would have moved onto something else by now.

>>127436242
The hesist with first-time bonus and a couple of missions give you enough money to buy the most expensive house and a couple of nice cars. Anything beyond that is just fluff.
Filling the game with shitters who constantly godmode, blow people up or crash them just so you can buy an overpriced car is not worth it.

>>127436581
You got your math wrong, that barely covers a high end house and a modded car.

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That's 165 metres, how the fuck?

>>127436389
Are they both hobos?

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>>127436730
Step it up

>>127436825
What? No. Why would you say that?

>>127436872
Sorry, I meant homos.
They both look gay.

>>127436867
I know I have a really big one in RDR because I fell of one of those really big cliffs but basically just rolled along the side, but how do you even do that in GTA? I never even noticed I did that

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>>127436730
>>127436867

>>127404761
this is a lie

They take all money regardless, I was banned and they left me with exactly 20k, which was nice of them.

However, they don't touch your garage or your pegasus, so go fucking crazy m8. also m p g h