/@/ - The iDOLM@STER General

Rin is not your wife, she's not real and there will never be an SSR Karen.

You're Anya a shit

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Making Kana fat with glutinous rice.

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Every day until SSR Karen

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Rin is my wife.

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Drown in the darkness.

>>127310085
Disgusting

>>127310165
Wow, rude.

>>127310085
I hope by "darkness" you mean "cuddling"

>>127310165
No. Not disgusting. Ranko is bullied enough at school.

>>127310218
It's 5 times as disgusting as usual

>>127310040
ching chong nip nong slant eye

>>127310264
Cuddling Lanlan until it's dark.

>>127310267
Your soul needs cleansing.

>>127310085
Her eyebrows are funny.

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Laikas, please.

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>DO YOU KNOW PENUS
>SKEET SKEET
>Naked Romance
Why is the music so lewd?

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>>127310557
How so?

>>127310629
Minami is pretty.

Best Mitsuboshi

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm27057952

>>127310646
>small
>thick
>bushy feeling

>>127310645
Don't forget KONCHIKICHINPO

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>>127310473
No cuddling after dark?

>>127310629
Reina and Hikaru need to take a hint from these two.

>>127310645
The same reason why Uzuki's chubby thighs are so pinchable. They simply are.

The real reason is probably that the creative curators of this franchise are just as perverted as we are. I mean, look at that new Emily card. LOOK AT IT AND THE GLORIOUS WEEB UNDERBUTT.

>>127310645
>DO YOU KNOW PENUS
I've always heard it as Venus.

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>>127310872
Million Lewd, please.

>>127310872
>No cuddling after dark?
I'm sure that could also be arranged.

>>127310629
Lovely Laikas

>>127310876
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tIZWK04xLI

Come on mate, it's clearly penus

>>127310969
It sounds more V to me.

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Cheek pinchings for the Nao.

>>127310872
>>127311149
Don't pinch the idols, thank you.

>>127311064
It even has the little explosion when you use a "p", a "v" sound is made without the explosion and more like you were going to pronounce an f

>>127311262
Kind reminder that japs have a hard time saying some things.

>>127311293
So what, we can't have fun with Minami's Penus syndrome?

>>127311293
Just like when they say L and R, but you know which they are trying to say.

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I'll stop being lazy and read up on ML's story one day.

>>127311371
>bullying Minami

>>127311539
Jesus christ, FINE I won't bully Minamin. You fucking russians are no fun

Ranko, come here

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>>127311960
It's all fun'n'games until someone lewds the Nitta

>>127311960
>bullying Ranko now

>>127312067
No one likes her so it's fine

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>>127311960
>>127312040
Just look at how upset she is.

>>127312040
>>127312118
Will she ask Putin to bomb people she dislike?

>>127312118
That's a nice smile.

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>>127312040
But she lewds herself

>On 2ch and other image boards, they replace the word sex (セックス) with the word “Secrosse” (セクロス) which of course looks like “Lacrosse” (ラクロス). Due to Minami's hobby being lacrosse, the fandom has a quite perverted vision of her, which is why her personality has changed in new cards.

>>127312151
>implying she needs to ask

>>127312237
>nips destroying good and pure girls
>again

>>127312237
>she leads herself
>posts fan shit

That's not how it works

>>127312162
Anya loves like Anya kills
With a smile that could stop hearts

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>>127312374

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>>127312320
>Her personality has changed in new cards

So she lewds herself. I'd even say she was lewd from the start and was restraining because idol work

>>127312437
Can you read nip? Honest question. Actually, no, because even the translated material should tell you what she's like.

>>127312437
It's suppose to be unintentional.

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Ehem.

>>127312586
Please stay away from TakeP, Kaede.

>>127312586
>Hotel New Shiburin
Is Rin going to attack Kaede while she's asleep?

>>127312586
Dump it

>>127312586
Who's that girl? I can't tell from that camouflage

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Sequel where Dooky Snaps and bathes everything in a color of Red more Crimson than her role as Main Red when?

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>>127313624
Even in doujins, this poor girl just can't catch a break can she?

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>>127312658
Nope.

>next to Kongou & Utaha

Ayy.

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Who's ready to submit to our new communist overlord?

>>127313910
This is Sumire, right?

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>>127313624
Ah, the enemy of love

>>127314002
Yes.

>>127313813
What a shit year for waifus, they all suck

>>127313624
This is not ganbarimasu. Dookie doesn't deserve any of this, she deserves hugs and tender loving.

>>127314046
Whoa, screw you buddy Shirayuki is love.

>>127313910
Sumipe and her guns OTP

>>127313910
She's pretty cute.

>>127314230
>No QR code

How caN you fuck up so badly in the CURRENT YEAR

>>127314230
She's huge.

>>127314230
Is that stop part of the Seibu Lines?

>>127314230
I want this billboard.

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As long as people are talking about doujins, Chinese Scans of Napata's Miho doujin is now up.

Well, I'd honestly pretend to care more if it weren't for the fact Miho looks much less like Miho and more of Generic Napata Heroine #12. Not to mention that the guy looks EXACTLY THE SAME as the guy in all of his(?) eromanga ever.

Really, Napata should just stick to doing original works.

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"Darkness of Mobamasu".

>>127314492
She looks great.

>>127310645
I always feel shame when l@lis get involved in Trancing Pulse and it's vulgar moves.

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>>127314612
>anon can't handle cool master race purposely sexy dance moves

>>127314572
Ah yes, the accursed gallery of literal whos.

Every night, I thank Chihiro on the fact that my aidoru isn't within the wretched ranks of these wraiths.

>>127314230
>cute girl
>military otaku
>voice actress
>russiaboo

she's and anime character given life, god damnit

>>127314737
Poor Ema

>>127314785
She has a pretty large chest as well.

>>127314572
Remember when people thought Megumi was Hokuto's relative? What ever came of it?

>>127314785
meant for
>>127313910

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>>127314492
I thought Miho was gay, what is this het bullshit?

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>>127314292
4u

>>127314572
Screw you man, I want Fuka in SS so damn bad. Poor girl gets no love in CG.

>>127315050
Doujins. Ain't gotta explain shit.

Also, Miho is bi. She just wants something really cuddly to sleep with. That can either be Producer-kun or Fluffy Dooky.

>>127314572
So do we just refer people to this compilation whenever we want to show them what a real literal who is?

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>>127314230

>you will never have waifu game ads in your public transport system

Why live

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>>127315107
>>127315239
That said, Setsuna & Ema is available on SS i believe...

>>127315338
>Yuriko
>Passion
I get it
>Julia
>Cute
Literally why

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Will this CD be uploaded?

>>127315050
>Miho
>gay
Why did people start saying this shit? Is it all because of one new commu in SS?

>>127315165
So she can NTR one with the other? At the same time?

>>127315575
Well that, and the last few episodes of the anime.

>>127315575
Usual yuri googles from delusional autists

>>127315720
I know there are some desperate and delusional yurifags out there, but I honestly think people are just fucking around by coupling them together. You know, it's just something new to talk about, like when Miho became "rock".

>>127315720
>>127315931
Are they as delusional as the people who believe the idols will give them the time of day?

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Uzuki is my princess.

>>127316016
Yes you are

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>>127315720
Yuri goggles are delusional by nature.

That said, it's as equally delusional as thinking that some of the other idols are rabid sex demons or yanderes or etc.

It's a product of taking one aspect of the character and extrapolating it to extremes. All in all, just good ol fun. Yurifags have as much right to talk about their interpretations of characters as much as any other interpretation of the characters be it seriously or in jest.

That said, if they start exhibiting Mugino levels of autism then best tell them to fuck off and report and ignore.

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>getting off at wrong stations to take pics of waifus

>>127316183
But is everyone else.

>>127316243
No. You're fundamentally wrong.

Fun traits like semen demons, bakas, fat, yanderes or whatever are products derived from the character trait and are usually community driven jokes about that character in that series. They're traits with some canon behind them that might've been amplified or overshoot, but has a basis for it.

Yurifags don't have that basis. For a yurifag, 2 girls in the same room once means they are gay. All the girls in all the animes are gay.

Yurifags are unable to watch a show of cute girls doing cute things without shipping them. They lack the capacity of enjoying things if there's no yuri involved and will sperg out when proven wrong. They must preach about how good yuri is and how clear their yuri delusions are, even if there is no canon material about it and no one else cares about their delusions. All of this while saying Sakura Trick, which isn't nothing more than fanservice trash, is the best anime of all time while shitting on Bakemonogatari for being an hetero harem. They must ruin the discussion for everybody else that doesn't abide to their delusions.

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>>127316556
>They're traits with some canon behind them that might've been amplified or overshoot, but has a basis for it.

Sounds exactly like what yuri does to me.

>All of this while saying Sakura Trick, which isn't nothing more than fanservice trash, is the best anime of all time while shitting on Bakemonogatari for being an hetero harem

I have never seen anyone say that.

>>127316245
If I'd see an Anzu poster in real life I'd deface it immediately.

>>127316857
I post about Anzu sometimes and I'm sure I'd wreck you

>>127315575
All idols are gay.

>>127316556
Are your only experiences with Yurifags limited to extremists like Mugino? Even /u/ hates people like that fucktard.

For example, I like pairing Minami and Anya. They're kawaii as fuck together. I've translated and typeset quite a few twitter/pixiv comics of this pairing. But I've also worked on lewd Minami doujins where she takes in plenty of dick.

I'm a Yurifag for Anya and Minami. And they certainly have some basis and interactions that play with this idea. Likewise, I like playing with the idea of Miho and Uzuki. (P.S. UzuRin a shit). And they certainly have interactions that play with this idea too.

But that doesn't mean that I don't think that TakeP and Uzuki is the greatest OTP of all time. In fact, if Miho joins in for 3P, then even fucking better.

It seems that in your case, any person who like Yuri is someone who thinks that all characters are gay for each other and that men are absolute scum that shouldn't exist.

>>127316556
I don't mind people who ship girls together, it's mostly just them having fun or posting fap material. The only problem I have with is the few autistic ones of them who are not only delusional enough to believe shit they're spouting, but also rabidly sperg about it when confronted and/or hate straight coupling and male characters with passion. I believe >>127316243 already covers that up by mentioning extreme levels of autism though.
That being said, I don't think we have more than one or two yurifags like that here, there's just too much Producer love on /@/ for the most hardcore yurifags to be able to handle these threads.

>>127316556
Goggles help but anime fuels the fire. Final arc og CG was nore or less Rin salvaging her relationship with Uzuki from a bad breakup.

>>127316243
You do realise that nobody likes Mugino not even /u

You know what this thread needs? Scans. Where the fuck are they?

>>127316016
So you consider them all gay because you're unable to cope with the fact that they wouldn't like you?

Might want to look at the part where they're not real so it doesn't matter whether they'd like you or not.

>>127317379
>Might want to look at the part where they're not real so it doesn't matter whether they'd like you or not.

But it does matter anon.

>>127317379
That is not what he said at all, actually.

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>>127299612
I like the idea of attending Lives when I`m middle-aged with a bunch of other middle-aged Producers.

>>127310872
>>127311380
I wish Idol Heroes got this kind of treatment.

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>>127317063
>Rin salvaging her relationship with Uzuki from a bad breakup

Only to realize that despite getting closure on the fallout of their relationship, Uzuki has moved on and found someone else she can be happy with.

>>127316746
>>127317063
>Sounds exactly like what yuri does to me.

You see, here's the problem. I didn't see any gayness in Uzuki-Rin last arc. It was at the same level Rin acted when Mio left, but more personal because the problem wasn't Producer being a coward but Uzuki herself losing her smile. It's a friendly drama that yurifags take as canon material of them being the OTP and shit, and don't dare talk it back. And that is the main problem, just because two-three girls are close to each other doesn't mean they are gay, unless you have some yuri googles on that don't let you enjoy a show with no yuri on it.

Then they fuel their delusions when they see art of some girls together, when not even the artist planned it to be yuri, or take blushes, present in 95% of the screentime, as canon material

>>127316746
>I have never seen anyone say that.
There was a war some time ago on /a/ about it, some people got tired of yurifags and started threads about it, and yurifags started sperging out in Yuyushiki, Sakura Trick, Saki threads and the likes with no end. I saw stupid shit like that and that's when I stopped going to /a/. They still lurk there, you can go on a Saki thread and post about the male character and watch the reactions or look the archives of /nepgen/ and you'll find a war 2-3 threads ago about the Nepnowa guy.

>>127317675
>or look the archives of /nepgen/ and you'll find a war 2-3 threads ago about the Nepnowa guy
That place is an exception, though. There are people in there who seem to genuinely believe all the goddesses are gay and that they're in canon relationships.

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>>127315338
Emily and Kotoha can`t be cool, Rio deffinitely shouldn`t be.

>>127315502
Cute Julia is cute.

>>127316016
Why not?

>>127317675
Just let them post cute girls doing cute things together and call them out on their bullshit when they're retarded enough to claim they're canonically gay. End of story. They'll either get tired of having their delusions confronted at all times or end up sperging and getting told to fuck off. Either way it's a win-win.

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>>127317903
I'd imagine that if you asked any idol about the time they would pretty much answer with a "You're a fucking blind retard"

After all, 346 production is filled with clocks everywhere. If you counted all the clocks that appear in the CG anime it would rival the amount of Ganbarimasus

>>127318108
>rival the amount of Ganbarimasus
That's not nice at all.

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>>127318108
Seriously, it's beyond retarded

>>127317675
You forget that Im@s is multiple media franchise, and there are plenty of other instances across CG (either in manga or the games) that have yuribait. For Rin and Uzuki, this yuri pairing is just a natural carryover from other entries in the series.

If we're talking about the anime alone, my gaydar rang more for Uzuki and Miho rather than Uzuki and Rin.

>Saki threads

As someone who treated Saki threads as their personal base on /a/ for the last three years, other than a certain incident regarding scanlations, Yurifag drama never really got as bad as you're making it out to be. Considering the mahjong nature of the series, FKMT and other gambling manga fans were also regulars of the threads. We certainly joked about girls and gayness, but even the males were endearingly bullied and loved. Hell, the series, as gay as it is even had a few canon hetero ships.

If we're talking about insufferable incidents in the history of those threads, it's about the schism between fans of a certain spinoff and the original and the loli shitposter, which I'm sure many of the people in these threads are familiar with.

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>>127317903
There's a reason why they're in COOL, unless you have other valid reason otherwise...

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Here's what we've learned from this discussion

>some yuri people are okay it's just the small vocal minority that won't shut up that ruin things

Wow that never happens.

>>127318559
More like mother and daughter.

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>>127318661
That is a valid point.

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Comrade, activate the Psychic Amplifier.

>>127318215
>>127318108
All them clocks there, and it's only time for MIO HONDA

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I want Reika to produce me.

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Renge.

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>>127319870
Did you perhaps find that out just now, anon?

>>127319870
nyanpassu!

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>>127320091
Obviously not.

>>127320091
I fell hard for her after ML2nd.

>>127320507
Geez, are you okay anon?

Did you break your leg or something?

>>127320507
You aren't the only one.

>>127320559
Nothing broke, just my heart beating faster every time I see her.

>>127318730
Aw yeah five Yukos

>There's people in this thread that despite playing SS for months still play grooves on PRO

You have no excuse

>>127321714
I'd play all on Debut if it wasn't so inefficient event point-wise to play below Master.

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>>127321714
No thanks, i'd still to Regular. /pun

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Why is takane listed as having a 92cm butt when she has no ass in any of her art?

Are there any idols with back?

>>127321714
>You have no excuse

I play Pro and Master. I just play Pro when my stamina bar requires me to get up at 6 or 7 in the morning, because my reflexes are fucking shit at those hours, and I'd rather not risk getting stuck with some bullshit song even after rerolling and not being able to make the best attempt at it. So I play Pro because I can clear any song on that level even with shot reflexes, just to tide me over until the bar is back up and I can play seriously.

>>127321714
Better safe than sorry. I'm not gonna risk points just to satisfy some anon I don't care enough about.

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>>127321714
>Tfw took me an hour to handle MASTER
I still can't FC for shit but at least I'm not shit enough that I need to waste star gems

>>127321714

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Who /42/ here

>>127322096
That is a really bad excuse, you scrub.

If sleep impairment affects you that much, just use a healer, but playing on Pro is retarded. You seem to get triggered by it, seems that you actually know that you suck

>>127322186
But you already sacrifice points by not playing master

>>127322415
At my current skill level, I'd be wasting time AND jewels trying to get those extra hundred points. I'm not wasting either just to satisfy the likes of you.

>>127322546
>At my current skill level

So you're bad

>>127322415
>just use a healer
Gee! Wish I'd have thought of that, anonymous, you're so smart!

No shit I tried using a healer, but like I said, if I get stuck with something like Anzu no Uta at that early of an hour, even a healer isn't gonna save me.

>but playing on Pro is retarded
I've found it to be less retarded than failing for not knowing my own limits and wasting the stamina that went into the attempt or wasting jewels to try again.

> You seem to get triggered by it
Not really? I'm not exactly chimping out over here.

>>127322678

>>127322705 said it better than I could.

>>127321714
Deal with it you autist

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>>127322705
>Uses a healer
>Still fails

>>127318341
> the schism between fans of a certain spinoff and the original
Which is silly given that Achiga is just another facet of the main Saki story, giving characterization to the teams on the opposite bracket.

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Rin is beautiful. I love her so much.

Frilled square is shit

>>127323487
You are shit. Fuck off.

>>127323075
but muh asspulls

>>127323567
The asspulls regarding Shizuno's abilities do not invalidate all the rest of Achiga.

>>127323686
I agree. Was posting ironically

>>127323686
Also, I can't dislike a Bakane-tier character voiced by Aoi Yuuki.

>>127310926
Basa I will you so good

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>>127323686
Achiga best school.

>>127310926
Non-lewd activities with Basa.

>>127316016
Bit I am the idol, anon.

>>127323830
I like how Saki's mahjong power level blew up her scouter. Also I just remembered Ranko voiced the spooky-but-shy tall girl on that team, among all the other iM@S VAs. Fuck, Nationals aired two years ago.

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Vo.= average age 15.8 years = Bust 79.4
Da.= average age 19.4 years = Bust 79.8
Vi. = average age 14.1 years = Bust 82.7

>>127324130
Yeah, Toyone.

>>127324368
Suddenly I want to see Toyone and Kurumi dressed like Kirari and Anzu.

>>127324368
I personally find Let's go Happy more tricky than Roman Dicks now but I guess that just me.

>>127315561
Still no upload?

>>127324556
The opposite for me, but then it's natural for different people to find different things difficult.

>>127324368
> visuals
> youngest average age
> largest average bust
Japan pls

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>>127324538
Close enough.

>>127324368
The things I want to do to that dookie.

>>127324796
> Toyone is almost two meters tall
Holy shit I didn't realize she was quite that big.

>>127324813
I want to pat her head and tell her it's going to be okay.

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>>127324874

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>>127324794
"Oppai l@li".

>>127324871
ayyy

>>127324874
I would just tell her she's fired and that she should stop with the being an idol dream

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>>127325016
Shortstacks yeah. Though how does the VoDaVi stuff work for CG? I thought they only really got statted for it in SS and some OFA DLC, and in SS it's per-card rather than per-character while the OFA DLC has only a small portion of the CGs.

>>127325056
Fuck you too. Dookie is for loving.

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>>127325294

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>>127325294
Doesn't make her more capable.

>>127325392
Mishiro is incompetent, true.

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>>127325392
Mishiro please, you don't know the power of smiles.

>>127325473
Smiles cannot be sold. Smiles are worthless.

>>127324368
Get yourself a healer, Dooks.

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>>127325521
It looks like we cannot see eye to eye. Without smiles, love cannot be achieved.

>>127325392
Mishiro only wanted to fire her because her absence required the other CP girls to take on additional work to make up for it, so she was being a liability. Once Misshy was shown that Uzuki did indeed have the will to continue as an idol and was able to return to work, she withdrew her (direct) concerns.

>>127325651
Love cannot be sold either.
>>>/trash/

>>127325752
>being an idol with no love
That's not even an idol anymore.

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>>127325752
It can

False love, just as Uzuki's false smile, but can still be sold as love. She might be good at it.

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Boozing out yeah

>>127326097
> leaving the fridge door open
Dammit ladies.

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who here would a shiki?

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>>127326219
Lots of people, I'm sure.

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>>127326219
She's all right.

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Still waiting on the colored version of that big h@g picture, Rukurugu.

>>127326516
Oh man even Sarina's looking tasty there

>Desperately rolls the last of his jewels to try to get SSR Mika
>2 Rare Mios

Fuck. Midnight roll is a lie. I just hope SSR Kanade isn't next in line.

>>127326902
Sarina always looks tasty though.

>>127327262
I know but some might disagree

>>127327309
Son, we call these people homosexuals. Their opinions don't matter.

18+ Idols are the best!

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>>127326150
"Miyaomyanomu"

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>>127327394
Truth

>>127315338
Kana and Sayoko should be in Passion
Julia should be in Cool
Fuka and Karen should be in Cute
Rio's too much of a loser to be in Cool

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>>127327394
Yes!

>>127327704
Nana's 17 though

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>>127327106

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>>127327675
That said...

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>>127328000
Door is over there

>>127327769
She's been 17 for the past 10 years.

>>127328378
Then she's eternally 17

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Assmasster day off SR

I like the SR more than the SR+, Saki really likes giving his scrunchies away doesnt he?

>>127328554
Yo what's cookin Assmaster

Until what time on the 4th will be the 3% boost on SSRs again?

3PM JST?

>>127329093
2:59 PM to be exact.

>>127329093
もう時間がないんです!

>>127324368
M@gic is shiiiiit.

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>>127329173
Thanks

>>127328554
The top two rows of that shelf have too low a height for those bars. To remove one of the bottles you would need to tip it forward to remove it, and being roughly at head height there's too much a risk of spillage.

C'mon Assmaster, you're better than this.

>>127328554
So how exactly does that doll stay perched on his shoulder?

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That took way longer than it should have.

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From the track preview, who's the best?

>>127329836
>Choose between trash and shit

>>127329807
Is Dookie aware everybody can see her panties like that?

>>127330091
What the fuck are you even talking about
That's a static sprite for fucks sake

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>really, really want to be a CuteP
>Use stam potions to gather enough free star jewels for two 10 rolls during the boosted SSR period
>Get these rolls
I'm really happy but Miku where the fuck are you, you stupid cat.. I guess I'm a PassionP now.

>>127330142
No, but you see

>>127330091
It's okay, no one can see her panties.

She's not wearing any

>>127329836
Why track preview? The full versions have been out for a while.

>>127330091
Petticoats take care of that.

>>127330197
Give me that Mika and I'll give you my spare SSR Dookie.

>>127330345
I bought a NewGen SSR set starter. Dookie is lonely with R's for company.

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>>127329807
Now try Master+.

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!!!?

>>127330506
Whoa Uzuki you're hot

>>127330542
>an idol will never wear my jacket

> Hinako commu
> "You see a cute-looking girl walking"
> [Scout her]
SSP please.

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>>127330257
Oh, i forgot about it. (Since it was up when my PC broke). Thanks for the reminder.

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>>127330462
>I bought a NewGen SSR set starter

I hope that's not what I think it is, fucking Scamco.

>>127330542
i wish i was dookie

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>>127330654

>>127330197
Nice Mio!

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>>127330542

>>127330724
I'm not sure if they'd like the smell though.

>>127330690
He obviously bought it from someone who rolled all three.

>>127330752
Mio is nice. I want to be nice with Mio.

>>127330690
What do you think it is? It's someone making infinite new accounts and doing rerolls with all the free jewels they're giving out and selling them.

>>127330690
It's probably not. People roll or whale until they get SSRs, then bind to fresh Bamco IDs and sell them. The issue is trusting those people to be selling the IDs they say they are and that they aren't selling the same IDs to multiple people.

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>>127330091
Let's ask Mio.

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>>127330784

>>127330542
>>127330784
I would have been fine if this doujinshi didn't even have any porn, the cuteness is good enough for me. In fact, I like it less because of the porn.

>>127330826
>>127330846
>>127330906
I see, thanks.

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>>127330972
TL Note: Uzuki actually says that she wants to do "Ecchi" things, but really, that sounds weird in english so I just translated it as lewd.

>>127330916
These idols are shameless. how embarrassing.

>>127330972
TakeP is so lucky I wish I was a male idol he produced.

>>127331152
"ecchi" is just the Japanese pronunciation of "H", which comes from "hentai", which in this context would mean lewd/perverted/etc., so I don't see why you needed to point that out.

>>127331152
"Ecchi" means "Sex" in that context, she's literally asking him to sex her.

>>127331273
It's slightly less blatant than outright saying セックスしよう, though.

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>>127331152
[SEXY TIMES OMITTED]

>>127331013
Boy do I have some good news for you.

>>127331264
>>127331273
I know, but as much as possible, I try to keep translations from using loanwords when there is a fairly equivalent term in the english language.

>>127331376
How I love it when they say "セックス."

>>127324130
So is Saki the player with the highest power level of the entire story?

>>127330916
I want to suck on Mio's passion dick.

>>127331557
Mio doesn't have a dick you silly goose, she's a girl.

>>127331391
What I meant by "you didn't need to point it out" is that most people here would understand what "ecchi" means and what its english equivalents would be so you don't have to explain why you translated it the way you did.

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>>127331607

>>127331376
>>127331437
I'm sad an idol will never say this to me.

>>127331685
Your dick babygirl. I want it to ooze for me.

>>127331694
Never give up on your dreams.

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>>127331391
And before some of you go raiding Depressed Chinese bear to find scanlations, I'm afraid to say that these are all there is. Honestly, I just did these following pages.

After the influx of all those depressing Dooky doujins, I had to do these to get the bad taste out of my mouth.

This is my first time working on a 18+ doujin. So I actually got as far as a few lewd pages in. But after that, I couldn't really keep a straight face when typing in all those lewd dialogue, moans and ambient squishy sounds. So eromanga and doujin scanlators have my respect.

Maybe I'll get around to finishing it one day. Maybe. It's not like I'm staking a claim on this particular doujin. Until then, I'm giving a Jal grade promise to finishing this. If someone wants to pick this up, then by all means, go ahead. Sorry for the blueballs that it might've caused.

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3% is a fucking myth

>>127331607
Source?

>>127331273
Echi things is sexy things, starting with petting and kissing and onward to full lewd, not necessarily sex as fucking.

If I get that right.

>>127331729
Raws where? I keep getting that shitty Rin NTR one

>>127331728
It's never gonna happen though.

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>>127331734
I rolled four new SSRs (and two dupes) so not really.

>>127331873
Artist is Kurimomo. Look it up on Depressed Chinese Bear.

If you don't know what that is, nor how to get past it, then you're not worthy to find it.

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>>127331607
Very girl.

>>127317063
>Rin
>doing anything but riding the hype train

>>127332001
Shiki, you're on my sex list.

>>127331925
You can't fool me Chihiro

>>127331950
Found it. Searching idolmaster was just depressing with all the yaoi, loli, and rape.

>>127331546
Pretty much. There may be stronger players out there somewhere, and Saki currently has things holding her back, but when she's in her element she has incredible control over the mahjong table to the point that she can straight-up know which tiles will be drawn next. It doesn't work when she plays online, though, and she still needs more experience playing against other monsters like herself. Hell, her sister's special ability supposedly developed in an attempt to have a hard counter for Saki's +/- 0 thing.

>>127331729
> Jal grade promise
Better than a Moogy grade promise.

Being the weak person I am, I went for four more ten-rolls after my first five failed ones. After spending about $180, I'm now the proud owner of a single SSR Ranko.

She's such a cutie.

>>127332001
They need Hawaiian grass skirts for that dance.

>>127332117
> loli
> depressing

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>>127331729
> Until then, I'm giving a Jal grade promise to finishing this.

So it means you're never gonna fucking finish it are you?

>>127331925
In how many rolls?

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>>127332154
I got my SSR Ranko on a free ten roll. I've already got the coveted "SSR of your favourite". Basically I've won SS.

>>127332260
9 I think.

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>>127325392
MishirOjou status:

[ ] TOLDkagaki Kaede
[ ] TOLDgasaki Mika
[ ] Kimura TOLDsuki
[ ] DirecTOLD Imanishi
[ ] TOLDucerP
[ ] Shimamura Uzuki TOLDarimasu!

[ * ] Ai o komete zutTOLD utau yo!

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>>127332154
The cutest. Though lately I've been preferring her in the default SS dress.

>>127332314
So did I, like a week into the game. Now I just need an Arisu SSR to sweeten the deal. Maybe a Miyu SSR too, but I'm not going to dream that much.

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>>127332748
Lanlan is so cute. I want to hug her.

I'm gonna lewd the Lanlan. Lewd her way harder than she\s ready for and make her like it.

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>>127332235
>So it means you're never gonna fucking finish it are you?

Probably. Maybe when the day where I can type "PRODUCER-SAN! LET ALL OF IT! ALL OF IT OUT INTO UZUKI'S PUSSY!!" into a comic without wanting to open up the window and drink a few cans of beer comes, Maybe I'll finish this doujin.

>>127332919
You fucking cocktease.

But that's actually hilarious.

>>127332919
Fuck yeah bear

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>>127332830
I want to kiss her deeply while using her hair drills as handle bars.

>>127332886
Please don't hurt the cute chuuni. She's precious.

>>127325016
voice when

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Sieg hayldra.

>PassionP
>FC The event song multiple times with normal teams with healers
>Passion grooves contain stupid tokimeki or M@gic
>Finally get to event song with best team
>Choke

I hate it. I endured Orange Sapphire, Dokidoki and Susume just to get my hopes and dreams crushed once again. Fucking jewhiro stop giving me shitty passion rolls

>>127333261
She would have been voiced by Miyu Matsuki, but, well.

>>127332886
Not if I get to her first and lewd her tenderly.
>>127333195
Would she still be in chuuni mode after?

>>127333354
I don't know. Unfortunately, I'll never have the chance to see how that'll go.

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>>127333028
>bear
slow down Sanae, you're still drunk

>>127332919
DookyP's confirmed for being as pure as Dooky and TakeP.

>>127333493
It's sad we'll never get to meet Ranko.

>>127333503
Sanae let's wrassle

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>>127333354
>Cut her stupid drill hair
>Make her ditch the chuuni attitude
>Give her appropriate cool clothes
>Forbid headpatting forever

What a fine young lady you get!

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>>127333720

>>127333695
Unattainable dreams are the best kind.

>>127333751
Stop making me want to poke Lanlan to get Rikka noises.

>>127333914
http://nanaone.net/2012/11/der-rikka-simulator/

Just imagine it's Ranran

>>127333751
>>Forbid headpatting forever
Over the line.

>>127333751
Never ever ever.
>>127333914
Maybe one day we'll get to idol world. I just hope I get a better body for it.

>>127333751
Ranran has larger breasts. Rikka has a thicker lower body.

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>>127334026

>>127334087
and yet Rikka is older than Ranko

>>127333986
Oh, man, that thing is still online? Gotta save a local copy of it.

>>127334084
Probably not. But it's okay to dream, right?

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>>127334232
Eh?

>>127334138
I want to headpat Ranko and play with her drills.
>>127334232
Ranko still has some growing to do.
>>127334317
Yeah it is.