Katawa Shoujo General #2880
Obvious Trap Edition
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>obvious trap edition
>posts a futa
You had one job
No, the best council!
Please don't be too rude to Shizune.
Do you love Hanako enough to eat her poop, ksg?
If not, how can you really say you love her?
post chocolate hanako
Does it have to have all of them or just one of them?
I imagine it feels pretty good
>That feel when you will never taste the tobacco smoky flavor of Mutou's lips
>That feel when you will never give a drunk Kenji a piggyback ride home
>That feel when you will never feel Nomiya's lips caress your hands as you feed him oranges
>That feel when you will never gaze at the stars with the Hideaki
>That feel when you will never wake up next to the shopkeeper and take him into a loving embrace
>That feel when you will never feel a sleeping Jigoro press his hard body against you as you kiss his sweat scented hair
Cheetos are gross
I dont have many good wallpaper ones that have all of them
Saki. You can read about her in the "Katawa DLC" link in the OP.
Of course, she's Saki.
You all should know, I love you all!
Well, I don't eat Cheetos, don't sweat much, I'm kind of fit and I'm not gross... I bet most Anons are like me, just normal people.
>tfw you will never harass Hanako
>tfw you will never rape Rin
>tfw you will never molest Misha
>tfw you will never slice Shirakawa
>tfw you will never mince Miura
>tfw you will never slash Suzuki
I just want to go to Tanabata with two cute girls, ksg. Is that too much to ask for?
Miki Miura, Suzu Suzuki, and Yuuko Shirakawa
Miki Miura - is Hisao's moral support in all of two scenes in Hanako's route
Yuuko Shirakawa - Literally appears throughout the entire VN
Suzu Suzuki - Appears in the classroom CG and a shit ton of fanfic
>that feel when you'll never harass Hanako
>that feel when you'll never molest Misha
>that feel when you'll never rape Rin
>that feel when you'll never lunch on Lilly
>that feel when you'll never snack on Shizune
>that feel when you'll never eat Emi
>that feel when you'll never stab Suzuki
>that feel when you'll never slice Miki
>that feel when you'll never mince Yuuko
I started all those memes (except the last one, but I took over because the OP didn't get the alliteration right) so I'll change them up however I please, thank you very much.
Sorry, I'll revert to the old text next time
Can you imagine being Skynet?
Just SNORTING to himself at how EPIC of a memelord he is and asking his buttbuddies to "hey wouldn't it be EPIC if I were to post calling you out for still playing this game? You'd act like all PISSED and shit on the stream and like I'm drunk lel but I only drank Dr Pepper duduru~~".
My overreaction to shit is so fucking unfunny and fake that I honestly don't know how my room isn't full of vomit right now.
>>that feel when you'll never lunch on Lilly
>>that feel when you'll never snack on Shizune
>>that feel when you'll never eat Emi
Why do act 3 and 4 of Shizune's route suck so much. Literally nothing happens but fluff (the fishing scene) and drama (stupid arguments between misha and shizune happening somewhere off screen). I mean fuck, the alpha is no masterpiece but the final could have been so much better if it hadnt all gone to shit towards the end
It can be explained via lazy writing.
Like most of the VN.
>Why do act 3 and 4 of Shizune's route suck so much.
I'm just a Christmas type of person. The music, the family and friends, the excuse to drink copious amounts of eggnog, even just being able to wish total strangers "Merry Christmas"... I love all of it. I know I could still do most of those things now, but it's not the same when you're the only one pretending it's still December.
I like the Christmas season as well, but only when there is snow, and it didn't snow until like after Christmas so I wasnt really feeling it this year
>AH WAVVV OOO
Except Shizune doesn't even express that in her route at all. Otherwise spot on. Sheezy's route is worth it for Kenji being bro-tier, Misha being a
fuckpigand most of all Jigoro.
What a glorious word. Thank you for introducing me to it!
I agree she is
Misha is not a fuckpig!
>4 year anniversary minus a day
>people still whiteknighting for a fat, homewrecking dyke
Why do I keep coming back here?
I've seen Misha called lots of things, but a homewrecker, seriously? After
sleeping with Hisaoshe does everything she can to make things right again, it's fucking Shizune that can't forgive and move on
>ProfAllister will never finish her Misha route
Why even live brehs
Or April 1...you never can tell with dates
she fucks gators tho
>trying to fix something makes fucking it up intentionally in the first place alright
You're one beta faggot, I tell you what.
We all do, anon
Fuck Shizune, Misha shouldn't even bother with that deaf slut
Phew. For a moment I misread that as "wouldn't". I know thinking lesbians are bisexuals because oh god if I can't waifu her she's worthless is a meme around here, but even if you think Misha's bi, you'd be crazy to think she doesn't love Shizune far more than Hisao.
He did manage to MUH DICK his way across cripple high, though.
Never understood that sweater they put on Hisao. I guess they wanted Hisao to look classy, and it's better that XXXL hoodie and saggy pants, but Jesus dude...
People who wear that shit are either 10 years and below, or 50 and above.
>yfw sweatervests were fashionable as fuck during the late 90's
>tfw 30 ;_;
KSO dialogue proof-of-concept when
Share your lewdest artwork you can get away with, ksg
oh god that's hot
Poor Suzu tho. She's the only A-cup girl at a D-cup party. At least she can get a handful and imagine what's it must be like.
HIDELY HO, MOLESTERINOS!
I hope everyone is having a good [CURRENT YEAR] so far!
I cant believe that its [CURRENT YEAR] and people still have their own opinions!
PTSD induced nightmares intensifies
's all good, I've just about run out anyway
>you will never clap those cheeks
Welp, made it 25 hours this year before I thought about ending it.
It become so much more bearable once you let go of all hope.
Is there anything else good on 4chan or is /ksg/ all there is?
it was fun mostly, but was attacked at various times by pokeporn, etc. it's how i discovered the game. every once in a while now a thread will pop up on /b/, but they were deleting them all for a while. some good shit was posted along with the normal stuff. still miss the old man; went to canada and found his long lost blind waifu
Wow, what a beautiful story...thanks for sharing. :;)
Speaking of interesting concepts...
What are you listening to /ksg/? Pretty dead tonight.
>tfw when you've disappointed the person you care about more than anyone in the world and the one person who cares about you
Holy Hell, I have not listed to this guy in a few years. It's people like him which make me regret giving up piano...
Remembering the old to forget to new.
Finding the new to forget the old.
>You'll never have a foursome with Lilly, Akira, and their hot mom.
She falls asleep everywhere! It's so annoying!
Why even live at that point?
Kaz...I'm already dead...
And good morning everyone else.
So when I was asleep you guys recommended antidepressants to me, made a new thread, fed chocolate to Hanako, turned Misha into a slut and fuck knows what else.
I missed you.
Probably a scene from BPH's route. He asked Skrats for a great deal of images that would have been from it if he had bothered to go through with writing it.
We also made a few of the characters get injured on the front lines in a conflict in some jungle nation.>>127290997
One thing that stood out to me while playing through KS was how nice every character was. Hisao doesn't really encounter any mean people while at Yamaku. Some characters butt heads, but it's rare and outside of the Lilly/Shizune Act 1 scene I can't recall it ever being mean-spirited. I don't know if it was that combined with the music or what, but it all felt really strange, like it was how people should act towards each other and I just never encountered it in real life.
The Rebuild series throws the character development, pacing, psychological themes, and tension/drama to the wind
I like them though. They look gorgeous and the action is pretty solid. They're fun, but it just barely feels like Eva
>suzu route is written from her POV
>seems to be garbage
all i wanted was content for muh background character waifu
They're p good senpai they're just a shadow of what Eva used to be is all
I mean if you don't like action and dumb fun I guess I can see why you feel this way
Yeah, the Suzu fan route is pretty terrible.
Misato is best waifu
>That feel when you will never taste the french vanilla flavor of Lilly's lips
>That feel when you will never give a sleeping Emi a piggyback ride home
>That feel when you will never feel Rin's lips caress your hands as you feed her oranges
>That feel when you will never gaze at the stars with Shizune
>That feel when you will never wake up next to Hanako and take her into a loving embrace
>That feel when you will never feel a sleeping Misha press her soft body against you as you kiss her candy scented hair
Which katawa would make the best waifu and mother?
"Batman and Miki are tied" is a phrase you sure don't hear every day.
>can't stop thinking about her
>wanna talk to her
>should have talked to her before
>no one who knew her is online to talk about it
>remember girl in class I liked that worked alone a lot
>always wanted to work with her but always worked alone too
>i move 3000 miles away and lose contact
>fast forward nearly two years having lots of dreams about her and want to contact her again after finding her facebook
i blogpost often so you might remember the story
Here's some more details I posted in another thread.
By text her do you mean message her facebook from my ancient unused one out of nowhere?Because that's the best i've got, someone told me facebook doesn't even have messages anymore just a chat or some shit I haven't used the site in 5 years and would have no idea how to use it.
Yeah, just message her on facebook then, as to how, can't help you there since I'm not really using all that social media buzz either but it shouldn't be too hard to figure out. Just tell her you wanted to catch up with some old school acquaintances, see how she responds and move on from there. Just remember that you can only gain from this.
Can't take the credit for the backround, I just copy and paste picture. Give it a nice feel usually.
Start here man, we're already your friends.
That's not exactly what I had in mind. I want to get to know a person. Develop friendship. Share thoughts, ideas, opinions...
I'm socially retarded, I have no idea what to do.
Look, I have texted a friend of mine after like 5 or 6 years. She was pleasantly surprised that I still have her number, we talked a bit about stuff, she helped me get through hard times.
So yeah, talk to her, just message her out of nowhere. What's worst that can happen?
Let's be a bit /serioustalk/ here, who here had great assets to have good and happy life but fucked it up hard?
Like I don't know which is worse, being born ugly and antisocial, destined to never have chance at good life, or being handed good life on a plate and then throwing it away with your stupid life choices. I feel like it's the latter, because if you are born a loser, nobody expects anything from you. But if you are born handsome, social and smart, there will always be the disappointment of everyone around you on your shoulders.
The acknowledgement that you failed hits pretty hard too. Being born in to failure means that it's not because of your own choices you are there, but by hand of fate. Knowing that I'm at bottom of the barrel because my own choices only makes things worse. I wonder how many people born with autism would have made good use of their life if it was me who was born with autism, and not them.
The only thing to make me feel better now would be to know that falling in to a hole and not being able to get up happens to many people, and not just me. I don't wish to be lied though, yet I feel that if there are many people like me, some of them might be here.
>twr still never made a suzu one of these
I mean, looking at their other trailers and things, they've used the MM-DD ordering in the past. I do hope it's tomorrow though. A22 teased but the overall radio silence worries me.
>The only thing to make me feel better now would be to know that falling in to a hole and not being able to get up happens to many people, and not just me.
Currently I'm failing miserably at university.
After that I have absolutely no idea what to do. I have no skills or hobbys.
Will have to live a NEET live in my parents house again, atleast until I find a horribly paid job.
Does that make you feel better?
Sheezy is the lewdest Katawa, hands down.
I don't remember the original series having any either until episode 25.
Which one of you faggots decided to end Emi's alpha route like that? I dropped 900mg of DXM going into that and I wasn't sure if it was real or not. The music had my shit all fucked up senpai. Really not cool.
Based on my own experience with a deaf girl, they actually make pretty horrifying noises.
>NGE had no character development until the last episode
What the actual fuck, did you even watch it?
You can't enjoy Tanabata, Emi. You don't even have any legs.
>The Rebuild series throws the character development, pacing, psychological themes, and tension/drama to the wind
So does the show in the last two episodes. At least Rebuild has better action scenes.
3.33 is still the most retarded thing my eyes have ever witnessed, up there with EoE
it's still true tho
Don't have that, but I have cat ears instead.
She's fucking with you for attention, man.
she the ex who cheated on me, had me broken for a year. Meanwhile I met another girl and out of desperation I got with her. Now I've been 3 years together with my actual GF, I made up with my ex a year ago under the auspices of my current GF. This is really bad
That's what you get for listening to your dick.
Thank god I'm a kissless virgin obsessed with 2D.
>cheated on you
Don't trust her ever again.
If you forgive her she just sees that whatever happens you will be there for her.
Cheating is like stealing. The first time doing it it's the hardest.
The second time will be much easier for her. And the third time she will not even question herself.
She will cheat on you again, hurt you like hell, and apologize with retarded shit.
>forgiving anyone, for anything, ever
Seems like you've created your own problem.
This. Tell her in no uncertain terms that things are over between you two. If you give in, you're giving her permission to walk all over you. She ruined any trust between you two.
>out of desperation I got with her
I'll never understand normalfags. Like, it's just beyond me.
Even worse than MUH DICK.
I mean, just look at /ksg/.
Hey, guys, everyone doing ok?
Bro, don't screw up a good thing, stay with your gf and send the cheating bitch to hell.
She'll make you break up with your loyal gf only to stay with you until she gets tired again and cheats or breaks up with you.
She tripped and fell on a penis. I'm sure it was an entirely innocent misunderstanding.
case in point
We were together and she fell for this other guy who kept sending her presents. They never did stuff while we were together, but when we broke up they got together.
>They never did stuff while we were together
Just woke up from a nice afternoon nap, have the Kebabs been removed yet?
>implying mulsims aren't our bros and the only real hope for removing degeneracy from civilization
Remove Kebab from the premises. You will be caught.
or run over by a T-90 with a blind driver
Am I here forever ksg? I thought I could just leave.
Kill yourself. It's the best thing you can do. Promoting an ideology that promotes the rape of innocent girls is obviously a crime that should be punished with death.
Yes. Yes you are. You can take breaks from /ksg/, but you can never fully leave.
Tea time is all the time
I agree that our society is degenerate, but I'll be DAMNED if I let muslims come here to dictate MY lifestyle.
Someday the western civilization will be great again, but right now is fucking Crusades time. Once this issue has been dealt with, then we can focus on rebuilding our moral standards and traditional values, but for now is Deus Vult time.
Yes, you are here forever, but at least you are here with us, so you'll never be alone!
>not nearly enough genocide
>tfw you can't find the pic you know you have of Lilly and Hitler
>opts to go back in time and burn down Hanako's home as a child.
It's that time? I thought you'd never ask!
Hey, /ksg/. Have you ever just been so tired in the middle of the day to the point where you just want to go home, get in bed, pretend to be with your waifu and go to sleep?
and maybe, just maybe, fill a 20 feet deep, 30x20 foot hole in the ground with Kebabs?
Does it make anyone else sad to think Hanako would have been a total Stacey if she hadn't gotten roasted?
Also a nice choice!
>tfw you have to work 11 hours tomorrow and will miss all the 4th Anniversary OC
if there's anyone still left that makes any
Yeah...I still think I like dead eye Hanako better. I don't know why.
Must be that vacant, thousand yard stare, combined with the near permanent frown, of someone who has been through hell and back. Who's looked into the very face of evil and somehow came out on top, but is scared both physically and mentally from their brief encounter with death. Someone who's had their dreams and aspirations shattered in the blink of an eye. >>127290997
The alpha route party is intense.
I'm pretending I'm Hisao, so I'm having to down a glass of straight vodka. How big do you think the glass was supposed to be?
Good question. I'd say 2 oz shot glass, though I usually just drink from the bottle. I find that I hesitate to drink it in one go if it's in a shot glass.
Just all the time, but I actually sleep an hour or two every afternoon in order to function properly, so I think that doesn't count.
Oh, Anon, you know me so well...
Don't worry, the mansion is coming.
Lilly's alpha is great. Hanako's standard alpha is edgy as fuck and her 'true alpha' route is a little uncharacteristic of her but really beautiful all the same.
Lilly's final and alpha are about on par with each other. Hanako's alpha is certainly better thaqn her final route. Shizune's alpha is slightly better than her final route in spite of the way it forces drama: at least it offers choices and doesn't hate on you for liking Misha.
Rin's and Emi's alphas aren't really worth playing.
I'm doing well thanks! I started a half-Saitama training regimen this year and I'm going to stick to it so that I'm slightly more ready for the apocalypse. Also managed to reconnect with a good social group.
I'm glad you did! I had a great time playing through all of it, except for Emi's route, that is.
I most of all loved how Hanako's route was split into two. That was a really cool creative choice and I'm slightly disappointed that that idea never made it into the final game.
Eh feel like shit, but it's not important. How are you?
I did suggest to you mostly Lilly's route, and I put "both of them" under spoiler to mean both her rout and true Hanako's route.
Unfortunately the rest of the material is simply fragments.
I believe I've already asked you before to stop posting Sae.
Sounds good, keep it up!
Bit hungover, but I've done enough partying for the next few months, so now I can go back to being comfy
You're not my supervisor.
Huh...Was about to post that one too..
Lilly. All day, every day. I'll buy the wine.
Take this one with correct(er) ages.
>small but thoughtfull gifts for you
>open the box
I dont remember them saying Hanako was 60% burned, and she sure as hell doesnt look like that
I still pick Hanako anyhows
>needs some help but i wouldn't mind
>whiskey, pretzels, cigars
Both are great, let me slack off all day and basically sign me up!
Depending on which chart you use, a few years have passed since graduation. Anything could happen in a few years. Like a war. In which Hanako was drafted in. Then got even more burned during said war.
What would probably happen is that she perused her career in journalism, and signed up as a combat photographer/war correspondent like an anon in the last thread wrote.>>127290997
I don't remember Japan participating in a single war since '45 though...
I refer you to >>127354675
They haven't fought in a war since, but that doesn't mean they won't in the possible near future.
Sino-Japanese War 3: Electric Boogaloo.
Hence the Combat photographer idea.
>Try it out
>too large for you
> can only work one side at a time
The question is, who's the one to blame? Her or you?
Going to bed. Gotta wake up early as fuck, worky work.
Goodnight /ksg/, stay beautiful.
Is the writer of this http://pastebin.com/epeNuS3b still lurking about? He said he was going to to update it with edits half a month ago, but there's been silence. Did he die in a fiery car accident?
>Played KS when it first came out 4 years ago, enjoyed it immensely.
Lilly is best girl
>Didn't think much of it until recently, hadn't touched it since the first time.
>Just downloaded it again, close to the 4th anniversary of the game coming out from 2012.
>Everything feels new again, I only vaguely remember the routes and the girls.
>Back on best girl route, the feels are immense.
I've been gone for far too long KSG...
You fool! Run while you still can! GO! You may just make it!
But yes, Lilly is best
My, my... it's been a while since I last
sawyou, but I'm glad that you are here.
I'm full of character, I twist-en up the lavender
Gettin' bent like a parabola, I got a bad habit-a
Spending my last on some kicks that's hella gross cause I grossed the most per capita
Bitch I'ma kill your ass for breaking the laughter like Doctor Kevorkian knowin' there's poison in the catheter
I said my sword was a tool of justice. Not used in anger. Not used for killing annoying blind cripples. But now, now I'm not so sure.
And besides... This. Isn't. My. Sword.
She cut out her right eye? We Chocolate Eater now?
Raiden, I'm already a demon.
Pride, feeds their blackened hearts
And the thirst, must be quenched, to fuel hypocrisy