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>Dylan wants meaty whores in rotation
>NEXIS LEFT AGAIN ABLOO ABLOO
>What is Space Station 13?
>New player guide
>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
>Public server list
>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
>Map renders collection: updated nightly
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
Daily reminder that gameshows are the best busses and should be done more often
>>Because she has green hair
>Sarah Johnson has green hair because back before you fucking RP fags came and fucked everything up, people chose random hair colors.
>Was George Melons a fucking waifu? He had green hair and a blue beard, you know.
>Sarah Johnson is okay to waifu because she doesn't go out of her way to be a ditzy little shit. She actually plays the game and is up there with Golfer45 in terms of robustness.
>That is why she is the best waifu, because she is a skilled and trained killer. She doesn't try to be attractive, she simply IS. I want her to bucklecuff me and punch me until I tell her my traitor code.
Is he right?
reminder that this is going to be a thing apparently
Just feed them a fucking chili holy fuck
This is grade A feature bloat.
I hope Doomanon obfuscates the WAD before release so we don't have shitters adding in redundant useless features and ruin performance there too.
A powergaming grill with green hair who valid hunts as medical doctor all the time.
Also the least cancerous girl on the station because she's the only one that doesn't act like a bayfag.
I think doomanon's work is pretty awesome, but come on, it's never going to be a full SS13
i don't even see what's so bad about mancrowaves, cryo needs to be a little more interesting than it is now
Genuinely just how to be a bad person for traitor roles.
>I wanted to practice door hacking
>I wanted to practice taking off the items of others when being in security
>Creating sensory bombs
>After murdering people I wanted to get creative like storing time activated bombs on them.
>being a chef and giving people effects in their food
>being a detective and shooting people
>being a miner and killing monsters
>Getting more robust cause i'm getting mashed down easily.
>Creating bombs to throw over cargo desks
>Being a better chemist
>Learning how to disable Ai
>creating a neutron star on the ship.
>How to turn off the entire power grid except for the hop's office because he's usually a cool guy to me.
>Doing actions instead of just dropping the item in front of them.
>Giving everyone guns and broken guns.
>Messing with the clown.
>Hiding all of securitys glasses but not the flashbangs.
>What to do in a cult attack when its nar sie has risen.
>removing my own brain.
>Finally how to spot the bad guy when it isn't very clear.
>It's never going to be a full SS13
Good. The more useless shit that's done away with the better.
>i don't even see what's so bad about mancrowaves, cryo needs to be a little more interesting than it is now
No it fucking doesn't. The game isn't about the jobs it's about the fucking antags. Besides that, how is a reskinned sleeper that just makes a dude warm more interesting in any way? You just prolong the ride and make medical that much worse.
Based pomf. Hopefully N3X15 quitting has put a fire under your rump so you can crack down on the state of things and stop this train from derailment.
I have NEVER had ONE nice thing said about me in ANY thread. I had someone mention I did something nice, but said "fucking (myname)"
i just want to be loved by (You)
>banned for throwing water on Yahir
Wow Rei, you are an amazing shitmin. The faggot refused to leave the bar, I even harmlessly dragged hi mout once. Also he didn't die, the faggot would not leave the bar.
>Rei restarts world
talking with goon coders over the years has revealed their code is more of a clusterfuck than ours is.
stop using pomf.se or stop being blind.
literally dindu baking nuffins.
hero this station deserves
This thread isn't sincere at all.
it's where all the banned and attention whores shitpost.
I don't even post greentext stories of my rounds anymore.
I'll let the crew figure out what the fuck happened.
Why should I give the permabanned a story to read?
They don't deserve it.
Holy shit rei can't keep getting away with this.
There is absolutely NO reason I should have been banned for nonantag killing a guy without proper escalation and then claiming ignorance. The admins are metagrudging me, they cant keep doing this.
>What they got
They can create randomized dungeons with a few parameters, their logs are organized, filterable and easily searchable, and from what popecrunch told me, admins can create new procs while the game is running.
>not making greys life has hard as possible
>not injecting water into food
>not leaving pills of water labeled as useful things
>not calling them gayyylmaos
>not burying them alive in maints
since people can't read the OP i forced a redirect, should put you at ss13.undo.it/logs now.
>admins can create new procs while the game is running.
must be something tobba modded in, das cool though.
>pomf will never get area saving working to make bus easier
the lazy life is the hard life.
Almost killing someone and then saying "W-well they should have gone to medical!" isn't an excuse. Like the ban reason says, you have a huge, HUGE history of "accidentally" killing people. To the point where like, every single one of your bans are "accidents" on your part.
[16:26:43]SAY: Jose Gaspar/Seldom Seen Man (@140,138,1) As Sol Common : Alien, get out of my bar
[16:26:59]SAY: Jose Gaspar/Seldom Seen Man (@141,138,1) As Sol Common : We don't take kindly to non humans in here
[16:27:16]SAY: Jose Gaspar/Seldom Seen Man (@140,138,1) As Sol Common : Get out REEEEEEE
[16:27:30]ATTACK: <font color='red'>Jose Gaspar(seldomseenman) splashed Yahir Kepplinger(xevonix) with the large beakerReagents: Water</font>
[16:27:45]SAY: Jose Gaspar/Seldom Seen Man (@138,133,1) As Sol Common : Out
[16:28:00]SAY: Yahir Kepplinger/Xevonix (@137,132,1) As Sol Common : YOU SPLASHED ME WITH FUCKING WATER YOU CUNT
[16:29:48]SAY: Jose Gaspar/Seldom Seen Man (@142,134,1) As Sol Common : Out
[16:30:23]ATTACK: <font color='red'>Seldom Seen Man/(Jose Gaspar) Used the flash to flash Xevonix/(Yahir Kepplinger)</font>
I warned him repeatedly, and before throwing water, tried to pull him out, he came back. He didn't leave until I flashed him and had to throw him into disposals. Meaning even after I threw water on him, he stood around not leaving.
He also lied to you via PMs
[16:35:34]ADMIN: HELP: Xevonix/(Yahir Kepplinger): He splashed me with water then told me to get out. - heard by 3 non-AFK admins.
[16:52:10]ADMIN: PM: Xevonix/(Yahir Kepplinger)->Rei1226/(Rei1226): he splashed me with water first, so i walked back in and told him he was a cunt, then he flashed me and threw me out 2 times
I told him to leave first, he wouldn't leave.
Shit admin, fun player tho.
Also good coding intentions, but overall bad.
Shitter, but sometimes you can be funny.
Pretty good troll, makes lots of people angry.
I'm pretty sure you are a waifufag.
Ayy lmao. IDK you never seem to be a shitter?
I'm sorry I don't recognize your name.
Shitposter extraordinaire, cute voice though.
Pretty huge shitter.
Go shill your dumb ass game in /agdg/.
if someone started screaming GET OUT REEEEE would you take them seriously?
also are you implying that everyone sees every chat message you send? half the time i cant even see my own.
One of my favorite spaceman moments will always been that time I was Tonald Drump, the IAA, and I got half the station in on the idea of building a great wall. We walled off arrivals and put two sets of airlocks there and then covered the middle with showers so greys couldn't get through.
I was the bartender, and he chose not to go to medical and stay in the bar, then lied to the admins about it
not only did I announce it over the radio, I told him to leave and he responded, he just didn't want to leave, I even pulled him out, he would not go.
>Calls celt a good player
>Calls maipai funny
>Doesn't know who kingston is
>Shills the worst thread on /vg/
>Grey fuckboi keeps breaking into kitchen and taking my knifes and shit
>whack him with my rolling pin to get his ass out.
>comes back with 3 other greys
>breaks table to get in
>I run into the backroom
>one of them deconstructs the wall
>I get jumped in my own kitchen back room by 4 gayyys
never trust xeno scum.
>being nominated by some other nerd
>Shit admin, fun player tho.
Anon, I'll have you know I'm not only a shit admin, I was nominated the worst admin 2015
>Also good coding intentions, but overall bad.
The logs are right there, and they show you screaming "GET OUT RRREEEEE" before throwing water on him 15 seconds later.
What else do you want me to say? Your own logs show you throwing water on him, disposalling, and almost killing him just because he was a non-human in your bar
spray that shit with water
16:26:43]SAY: Jose Gaspar/Seldom Seen Man (@140,138,1) As Sol Common : Alien, get out of my bar
[16:27:30]ATTACK: <font color='red'>Jose Gaspar(seldomseenman) splashed Yahir Kepplinger(xevonix) with the large beakerReagents: Water</font>
He had a full minute, and even got pulled out once. I also disposaled him after he ran back into the bar and still wouldn't leave.
Top ten juiced up waifus.
And the top ten juiced up husbandos.
>three double agents with escape alive objectives
>Resorts to suicide bomings at roundstart
he died because he wouldn't go get medical help, he had plenty of time to leave, but instead chose to come back into the bar, while dying, to yell at me and yaketty sax around.
super soaker for precise gayyy removal when
I don't think you're understanding here. You can't just go willy nilly fucking attacking anyone you want because
>"WELL THEY CAN GO TO MEDBAY ITS PERFECTLY FINE! AND IF THEY DON'T GO TO MEDBAY ITS BAN BAITING!"
Yell at a coder and if they're serious about it I'll give them the sprite. I hate this place and this game and I don't want to put in effort.
Git is like a cozy little cabin you spend the winter in because no one knows how to get out of it
then they should listen when someone tells them to leave. If they don't like it they shouldn't play a meme race, if any grey does it again, they'll get another beaker of water in their face.
Diethyl for being from hueland.
Pomf for the hard work.
Paula Trixx. Makes me cringe every single time I see her playing.
Any who acts unnecessarily rude to everyone.
The one Alone plays.
All of them, seems like the only people who constantly talk on OOC are underages seeking for attention.
Clusterfack for making the code faster instead of adding more useless shit nobody uses.
N3X15 for being a drama whore.
>You can't just go willy nilly fucking attacking anyone you want because
So call security?
What makes this anything more than an IC issue?
Would you like me to ahelp every time some shitter pushes me over in the hallway?
Cause >>127264727 has a shitty attitude and the server is better off without him.
>People should listen to me and if they don't it's fine for me to get away with attempted murder, if not murder
>intentionally chooses not to get medical attention in order to intentionally die and get someone banned
can you maybe take one round and not meta game like giant faggot, I've shown you some respect and not reported you but when its becoming 4/5 rounds you do shit like this im just gonna ahelp everytime you do this type of shit.
so? You can survive a long time from that. I've had someone pick a fight with me with a spear for not leaving his "tribe's" territory. So I bandaged up and got medical. You're saying if I did nothing and slowly bled out the guy should be banned?
Jidders haven't played in a while due to life and feeling kinda like a piece of shit.
yahir intentionally didnt get treated for his wounds knowing it would eventually kill him so he could get someone banned. hes a fuckign parasite. you should see him when hes borged he literally doesn't follow laws at all.
Whether yahir died or not in this situation, it's the attitude of the bartender. His whole reason for attempting to kill yahir is that he is a "meme race" and he has the "authority" to nonantag murder.
I don't give a fuck about the bartender, yahir was ban baiting. Ban them both. Yahir intentionally tried to metagame to get someone BANNED. Thats fucking retarded and he deserves a ban.
>getting bullied for race choice.
>refuse to comply woth bullying
>gets lethal force with no escelation
>excuse is thay he was trespassing in a public place.
Im going to tell people they arent allowed to be in escapes and spear them when they dont leave. If they bleed to death they are banbaiting.
Well express that in a round and you'll get your two day ban too :^)
Unless you have proof in the logs of yahir intentionally not going to medical nothing's going to happen to him.
It's not the first time something like this has happened
recently I forced yahir to drink a glass of water and he waited until he it finished to push me, lock me in a fridge, weld said fridge, then dragged me all the way to arrivals main, deconstructed a wall, pushed the fridge in, and rebuilt it.
No ahelp from him though, so it's cool.
So, if a bartender doesn't like the race of someone in their bar, he can after a simple "get out" and 15 second pause:
>pour water on them
>take off their N2 tank/mask
>remove their plasma shielded suit
>break all their bones
>turn off all the lights and start them on fire
Without calling for security because it's his bar.
He's basically talking about the weaknesses of each race
>Pour water - Grey
>Take off their n2 mask - Vox
>Remove their plasma suit - Plasman
>Break all their bones - Skeletons
>Turn off all the lights and set them on fire - Diona
>Pour water on them
Referencing to Grey weakness
>Take off their N2 tank/mask
>Remove their plasma shielded unit
>Break all their bones
>Turn off all the lights and start them on fire
Diona weakness(Both of them)
Man, anyone who's anyone knows that the only thing Yahir does in this game is either build some autismo fuckhole somewhere on the station or sit in the bar semi-afk doing absolutely fuckall nothing.
I TOLD YOU BUT YOU DIDN'T LISTEN
RECALL WHO DIDN'T COME ON CHRISTMAS
THERE IS NO HOPE
Greytide as in filthy alien genes polluting our pure station.
Also rei, 2 days is extreme. Yahir EASILY could have gotten treatment but he didn't. Even you said yourself that ban-baiting is against the rules.
2 days is extreme indeed. Extremely lenient, that is. With all the history SeldomSeenMan has, he should have taken a long, long trip on the next fuck-up he had, a lot longer than two days.
You are not awful and draw nice.
Dont get hung up on a mistake no one remembers
Nigga threw water, which IC everyone should already be aware that water is lethal to grays.
But it's Yahir's fault if he didn't go to medical and ended up dying for it innitially.
basically nobody should of been banned. Bartender would of logically been handled by security which they would of been happy to do-had Yahir not wanted revenge for himself (And thus ahelping cause the faggot was still mad after not going to medibay)
But that's just my two cents.
Nobody deserved a ban on this issue. Yahir is/was an idiot. Bartender is/was an idiot.
water use to not kill the way it does now, recently they added some sort of thing that slowly stacks damage. by the time you put me in the trash i was already worsening and when i was flushed i was unable to escape cargo due to dieing.
>eh hes a douchebag i'll let it go this time
>five fucking rounds of metagaming against me
kill yourself yahir
ban baiting is against the rules, even in your situation yahir deserved a ban
True, but both deserve a b& in that case. Bartender for technically throwing a shitfit and throwing shit he should know already is lethal onto a grey.
And Yahir for deciding to ahelp-despite having enough time to get to medibay.
Yahir let the admins know in the logs that it took him 2-3 minutes to go into crit. If he withheld that information from the admins then it'd be banbaiting.
It sounded like Yahir didn't know it was going to kill him. Probably thought it was 5 units rather than a glass full. He's lived from eating wish soup without going to the medbay in the past.
And its not the mistake anymore its just feeling like I'm not meshing with the station play style anymore. I like longer peaceful rounds and feeling like I can talk to coworkers without a looming fear of the vents exploding or valids secured in 10 minutes. Also Fallout 4 and XCX.
>declare a public area non-human free
>kill non-humans that try to enter it
>think you can get away with it
Fuck off to NoX if this is what you want. Seldom Seen Man, your ban history and notes are full of shit and you've "accidentally" killed someone before.
You had this coming, now fuck off.
Fuck Sarcalogo. Fuck him and his pretentiousness. Fuck him and his rhetorical skills. Fuck his obsession with MUH GREEKS. Fuck him. Just fucking kill that fucker already or make him actually do something GOOD with his talent. Fucking autist. SERIOUSLY>
i told you three times now, they have changed the way water deals damage to greys multiple times and now it adds burn damage over time.
first it was massive toxins damage
then it was just brute
now it is stacking burns regardless of injestion
[16:53:23]ADMIN: PM: Xevonix/(Yahir Kepplinger)->Rei1226/(Rei1226): not as soon as i walked in, i was sitting at a table talking to someone, he said "get out nonhuman" or some shit like that so i ignored him. Then he splashed me with water and dragged me out.
Even with this knowledge they still decided to ban you.
no, because of the change i wasnt aware that it was going to do continuous stacking burn damage. i thought we were still on stagnant brute damage, which wouldnt have been a problem because it didnt do anything besides around 10-20 brute which anyone could just walk off.
I only noticed that i was getting worse when you flashed and threw me in the trash because i was bouncing between red flashing and dark orange.
again, I didn't flash you, I wasn't the bartender, but just do we are sure here. It is fine if Yahir doesn't know how water stacks on greys and kills them, but when someone OTHER then Yahir doesn't know, they get a ban.
Metaclub status: CONFIRMED
Ah, now I remember why I don't come to this thread anymore. Feel free to make an appeal then, or a deadmin, or whatever. Senaat and Celt were both on at the time and both agreed with the decision.
haha cheer up emo duck old memes are cool yeah
You don't know what ban baiting is do you? It's baiting somebody into breaking the rules so you can try and get an admin to ban them.
recent example is the faggot telling somebody to space him, then adminhelping it immediately afterwards.
I believe the guy thinks that Yahir knew the water would eventually kill him, and so intentionally refused medical treatment so that he could die so that he could ahelp being nonantag murdered.
longer you hold a direction the faster you'll 'move', used to be a preference to change this.
I was wondering how water killed them to begin with if not outright, had no idea that it was changed to a DoT
overhydrates their precious cells and mucous membranes start popping.
basically, massive cell damage leading to death, same as acid or alcohol on germs.
I think I don't know if I want to take biochem at uni when it's not part of my major
Anon, I once got a weeklong assistant ban for losing my temper because somene tabled me repeatedly and killed an animal i was trying to protect at the request of another player, as he admitted, to just make me mad.
He ahelped before he died and I was still banned.
I didn't piss my pants, accuse admins of metaclub, or shitpost about the person who banned me because I could see what I did wrong in the situation.
Maybe you should take a look at your actions and take a long hard moment of self reflection.
No, it is not. You would have to have gathered the water and sought out the grey player then "WHOOPSIE" spilled it on them.
Bonfire mishaps are usually a matter of harm intent moving past people.
Stacking burns with possible minor toxins regarless of ingestion or simply having it applied to the character.
I would only survive a singular bite as wish soup contains 20 units of water which will put you in neardeath crit with external and internal bleeding.
Only the ghosts will comfort Yahir now.
>that Nevill ghost at his side ;_;
>longer you hold a direction the faster you'll 'move', used to be a preference to change this.
Is there a way to disable this? It's more than just that. If I press any button half of the times I'll move 2 squares instead of one. It really annoys me.
what if meteor, instead of just destroying the station, landed a parasitic moss that slowly grew unless killed, like in blob?
instead of the moss dealing damage like blob though, it starts growing spore pods that grow mossmen that ghosts can respawn as. Think hostile dionia, but without the crazy survivability.
make them heavily resistant to burn damage though, so it's not just print guns like blob. Make them weak to anti-tox and plant-be-gone or something.
>without the crazy survivability.
>make them heavily resistant to burn damage though
There is no real way to obfuscate a .wad - the furthest extent you can go to is to leave out the source for any compiled scripts that are included, but everything else is simply an archived file in whichever format the engine can handle. The desire to leave out bloat from the initial release is one reason I haven't opened up to contributions yet; this isn't as much to be a miserly proprietary code autist, but because branching out into several directions at this point would kill the current rate of progress, break consistency, et cetera. Open-source has its ups and downs and it's not ready to handle the downs yet.
Not while it's still running on Zandronum 3.0. As previously mentioned, features supported by native engine functionality come first, any extensions to the engine itself are going to come when the former category is done. Until that point, people should think of it as a spin-off/remake, because it's not an 1:1 port and it's not going to be for a while.
We never got a good multiplayer mode in System Shock and someone has to do it
When porting over things from the original code, I categorize them into three general sections - things that are necessary to play a game of SS13, things that are in common enough use that the gameplay would suffer without them, and things that are better left alone for now because they're either pure fluff, tedium, or too RP-related to work within the current more action-based framework. Keyword - current.
For anyone wondering what's currently being worked on, the basics of the new equipment system that allows equipping/unequipping items instead of hardcoding loadouts to match the respective job/role.
what if meteor could be beat? add some antag base in a randomly determined location on the roid where they shoot meteors at the station from. turn the whole round into a bug hunt that the crew needs to gear up for.
also, because five vs. 45 is bad odds, any players killed by the meteors can be revived by the antags somehow. Maybe they send helper meteors that revive them.
>living meteor on the way to the station
>gotta build space pods and jet packs to fight it before it shows up
>meteor is actually...
looks like you were heavy on the blur tool or used too soft a brush too often.
reminds me of this other image of skeletons or something that's way too blurry. I can't find it but it gets posted every now and then.
I suggested a SINISTAR mode months ago, and nobody was interested.
Actually, I think I suggested that the "Middle of nowhere" Z level should generate as a stage from a space themed arcade game like sinistar, viper, or galaga.
How about this.
Meteors are announced. This gives the station time to send a small team of scientists and roboticists/miners by shuttle to a big meteor that's got rock on it like the asteroid. They got to remove the rock. Miners will drill rock with drills and Ripleys and scientists will plant the highest dev bombs they can make in 10 minutes before time runs out.
Depending on their success and how much rock is left in ten minutes, the meteors that come will be less in intensity or be nothing at all.
There would be a bit of decision making to it, you could rush Ddrills, rush maxdev bombs, or rush ordering things from cargo and make a drilling militia in ghetto spacesuits. Or hole up in the AI core as usual.
yeah the legs were really fucked up due to not using any reference and my iffy knowledge of proper anatomy, but im still working on all that
i didnt do any planning before drawing which also leads to flups similar to this
i thought it still looked nice so i gave it to them
i draw using the airbrush tool in sai
it's too specific. same problem as malf, where once the crew figures out the chemist is pumping out thermite like mad. Plus, only the scientists and anyone with a suit get to fight it.
maybe just make meteors something cult/other antags could summon with a beacon they could build/purchase/steal. there really isn't enough potential for meteor alone as a gamemode. Like how the autoborger is part of malf instead of being it's own gamemode.
>Ask Scientist for Stun Revolver
>He disappears, comes back with the box gone somehow
>Not even unlocked, just gone
>Search him later
>AEG and a strange EX Grenade
>"Yeah, 50% chance its lube, 50% chance its tricord"
>Yeah right that's not how chemicals work
>Throw it on testing range
>It starts a plasmafire
>He dies to it, I break a window out with the AEG
>He wasn't even a traitor
Holy shit Terrel Lord are you always this much of a powergamer? I only see you on Science.
>slip the floors near arrivals to help security catch the rogue greyshit
>he slips on it like planned
>THE WHOLE FUCKING SECURITY FORCE FOLLOWS HIM AND FALLS OVER
>10 officers screaming and flailing helpless on the floor
>spawn as Scientist and Syndicate
>get worried because no knowledge of Toxins for bombs
>get easy goal of stealing a Jetpack
>nabbed a pAI to talk to while working
>pAI helps teach XenoBio
>hang out with mice after pAI gets translator
>only bad taste the entire round was another scientist
>spend the shift just working the grind and feeding the mice
>Shuttle gets called
>tell Mice to head to Arrivals and wait for me
>reveal to pAI that I'm a traitor
>grab 6 Gold Extracts and a bunch of plasma
>plan to fuck up Escape to make up for no tator actions the whole round and take pods afterwards
>everybody heads out
>immediately get knocked over by Virologist and filled with bombs
>turns out it was a Double Agent round
Never leave the Xeno Fort.
he and Warren both are powergaming faggots no matter what, warren builds a rapidfire auto with chloral and unstable mutagen within 5 minutes of roundstart regardless of anything in the round. And he uses it on anyone randomly, I reported it but muh meta club.
Movie night in 20 minutes. 8 PM CST, 9 PM EST.
Tonight's theme: Ayy Lmao
First up is Men in Black
Second we have The Thing From Another World
Finally its War of the Worlds
>doing anything when you've got a chem dispenser
how new are you, Korp Kannopi?
>playing around with jaunters
>don't land anywhere good
>a pair of aayyyys follow me through some of them
>one of them gets stuck in a wall while I keep jumping through portals
>smack people with your gay ass book
>someone you abused with your WGW retelling stole it off you
>you bawww to sec about it
>sec gets them to give it back
>you immediately start hitting them again
That's why I had your ass as warden grass. Fuck there were so many shitters that round.
Nick was great, mind you he does play sec fairly regular. I even recommended him for promotion to the HoS but he was too busy to do shit as usual.
They're supposed to be a greytide, not a greentide.
>Join as assistant to chill in the bar
>Bar is extremely non-chill
>Check out medical
>Ride is in full force, plasman threatens to spike me if I loot
>So I ask him if I can help out instead
>Cook dat fukken mix
>Virus or 3 come along, all scanned and all mutants of one another so 2 letter antigen is all that's needed
>Virologist kicks that stuff out, I start using my blood to cure others because O+ (Only poisoned a few)
>Orders from command staff, revive the HoP
>He's cloned, but goes braindead in the tube while we're sorting out the virus and overall chaos
>Ask the Hos, get promoted to HoP because the rest of the command staff are pretty much dead
Started from the bottom, now we're here
tries a little too hard
good goy and bonus points for grey
the one and only
do you even exist
should play more
Shame about your borg
There's a reason like three of those people still come here. Don't
big guy for me
Don't be like that the only people who try to guilt trip neets are guys who'd have goku avatars and five paragraph long sigs if this was an old school forum
>my mfw more abuse than meme birds lately
Flist mafia should make like a tree and fuck off desu
If a wizard ERPd with someone would they lose heir wizard powers since they would't be a virgin anymore?
Couldn't pick just one
Nuke and Celt are decent I guess
:g absorbing shitposts
Sarca's busted old ass
Dylan "Meaty Whore" Strategie
all of them
no such thing they're all whores
sergei 'i'm a crossdressing faggot' vadovich
none of them it's shit
sarca, since he's legitimately fucking insane
Kilkun, since he thinks people care about his shitty game
>Start up game again
>Updating byond 65.6 MB
I hate this stupid argument.
Saying lockboxes are meaningless because you can blow them open is like saying access restrictions on airlocks are meaningless because you can hack them.
They're both SOFT DETERRENTS. A line in the sand, if you will. It's a limit that anyone can easily overcome, but it invites anyone to push your shit in if they catch you doing it.
This is something very nuanced that SS13 does extremely well.
>JoJo fags ruin the shift with muh friendly valid salad
Wizards are enemies of NT, they can play nice and be a fucking bro as long as they want and that won't stop them from killing anyone when guns are lowered
Seriously, its not MUH VALIDS, you dont hang around with Nuke OPS or a horror form changeling
Its called "antagonist" for a reason
Also, Cargo has been blowing crates open since the dawn of time, and they still don't have their head far enough up their ass to laugh at anyone that mentions access restrictions on crates. They're fully aware of how Cargonia and instigation work.
>tfw engineering that round
Sorry I didn't get to teach you much new guy. It was just too hectic.
>I am literally uncapable of having any fun unless it ends up with me winning teh round and getting teh valids and being alive for the post-shuttle griff
>got all access after slip abuse from Clown PDA
>get arrested for wanting black gloves to complete outfit in security
>go into engineering while a dude watches me, wanting to robust my shit in for being a place I clearly don't belong
>get handed the Captain's spare after flash abuse from HoP after following him into his office
>HoP and HoS fight over Captainship while I'm still the one and only real Captain basking in the glory of my own extreme-form of autism
Good round, stop crying about the wizard and just be swell
Guys I have finally figured out the secret to winning every time
And now I can make my poop travel back up my anus once I shit myself so my intestines can absorb it a second time
It's all becoming clear to me now
>server with no rule against ERP (aside from admins fucking with you)
>no admins on
>tons of people ruining everything
>one powergaming shitter that i have had a feud with for ages fucks with me just enough for her to be valid
>cuff her and duct tape her mouth
>take her to my secret room in maint and strip her
>proceed to ERP
>she *moans the entire time
>leave her cuffed on the bed with her items tossed around on the floor and break an egg under the beg, making it look like a cumsplosion
>take a picture
>upload picture to newscaster
>laugh all the way home in the shuttle brig
>tfw you can't add your metabuddies on steam because they'll find out you're a horsefucker/furry/some other kind of embarrassing shit
everyone has skeletons in their closet anon
just try to not be ashamed of them as much and act normal or do a complete personality overhaul
its ya boi
>tfw people hit on you
>they use shitty and unappealing pickup lines or are assholes
>feels good telling em to fuck off
>guy asks if want to join for drinks in dorms, being polite
>think he's an antag and refuse
>he was sincere
>refusing arrpee just because you think they might murder you
c'mon, half the fun of that shit is getting betrayed, draagged into the botany maint, and having a screwdriver stuck into your eye
>some girl in my department hands me a paper heart
>thank them out of courtesy
>open it up, don't look at it, and throw it away
I'm already married. To my job.
Can't NTR my profession.
I hope you understand my autism.
If you can match my autism, maybe. Just maybe.
Until then, good luck.
You'll need it.
This. It's nice when your victims try and make you feel like you're actually murdering a person instead of clicking on a sprite in a game.
Build shit. Go on adventures. Try and make the round interesting for everyone including yourself. What could go wrong?
Do what I do:
Be a massive flamboyant furfag, just not when talking to them and never in the server.
It works better than it has any right to.
>on vacation for Winter, internet was just shit enough to not play SS13
>get back to civilization and boot up some Byond
>Dream Seeker crashes trying to load in every time
F U C K
it's still not in the op for some fucking reason
The two fixes are either it being an active filtering issue (internet options > security) or a recent windows security update (installed updates) I'm not sure which update it is though, on mobile
Quick IAA guide:
An assistant assists departments that need help
An IAA tells their head how and why they suck and deserve demotion
IAAs don't do dirty work like engineering or cooking
You're internal affairs.
You investigate departments if you hear shady shit going on and die in the process. Possibly demote shitters that way.
Or find a good department, and notify Centcomm for brownie points. Maybe you'll get a nice bus out of it that won't run you over.
literally just tell the heads and security whether they're doing their jobs right. annoy the fuck out of security by actually fighting for the rights of prisoners in brig and generally just get in everyone's business about doing their job right.
Also do not try to greytide as an IAA, you look like a fucking asshole
Fax Centcomm with a fancy paperwork using this formatting:
Make sure the paper is stamped for bonus points.
If an Admin cares enough, they can demote them on the spot. Goodbye CMO, you're now suddenly an Assistant with a blue coat in the middle of Medbay.
>Try to log in to SS13 for the first time in years
>Dream Seeker has crashed
Fax the demotion key to NT HR
Get that fukken chip
Get it stamped
Apply to ID
Enjoy demoting someone without admin intervention.
Id reply more if responses didn't often go right to the players heads as they immediately institute themselves as leader of the station and kill off others as they claim the throne in a pool of blood.
It's happened before.