Happy fuckin' New Year
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Previously, on /smgen/: >>126721559
Scylla a cute!
WOLFY A WTF
Happy New Year!
I'm depressed
Did you guys end this year as a shitter or a person who is good at this game?
>>126981563
I'd do him after a few drinks
>>126981572
Then go play Thanatos and listen to nirvana or something
>>126981717
Am I drunk or something? Isn't it New Years in like 26 hours?
>>126981717
2k is good?
if so, i finished good
>>126982014
It's almost like this thread will last more than one day or something.
>>126981717
i hate it
>>126981717
>>126982186
dead general dead game
>>126981563
FDOT > Wolfy
if I was wanting to see brown jiggle, I'd definitely choose fdot instead
>>126981717
I have 4k elo but I won't show you
>>126981717
was an ok year
>>126983292
I didn't even know 3000 MMR was real
10-20 wins in a row anon.
you can do it
>>126983462
thoughts on the new official tierlist boys?
>>126981717
<333
>>126986039
Who made this?
>>126986662
official tier list maker
>>126986706
Which is?
>>126987241
No one knows. He's very secretive.
Here it is guys. Official tier list
>>126988214
>>126988214
Ne Zha is SS in my heart.
>>126990308
/ss/?
>>126988214
>ne zha not in the /ss/ tier with Nox
you had one job
>>126981717
Did I do alright?
>solo lane against Sol
this shit needs to be fixed. Her fucking aoe bullshit she does when she says "let's make it hot :D" is cancer as shit. She has the niggerest of the niggerest escapes ever THREE SECOND AEGIS WITH A TRAIL THAN FUCKING STUNS AND SHREDS, FUCK MY GAME UP SENPAI. And niggers still act super obnoxious like they're some big fucking deal playing a turbo nigger. I bet those faggots were like "ooooh wow I can get away with so many misplays and get kills by smashing my keyboard Im so good"
>inb4 le mad lelele smug posts incoming
yes Im mad
is ao kuang good? why is his winrate so low?
>>126991136
solo lane Sol can be dealt with, her early clear is a bit shit and if you just go gaia you'll never die to her or get out-sustained in lane. Sol ADC is where the cancer starts.
>>126991260
Do you like Loki's stealth, an arguably safer version of Thanatos' execute, and the burst damage of He Bo in one package?
Then yes, Ao Kuang's good.
>>126991260
>is ao kuang good?
yes
>why is his winrate so low?
the way to properly use him is non-obvious. You'd think you're supposed to use your one to get close to someone and then start auto attacking them to death with your 2. You would be dead wrong, and doing that will just get you killed over and over.
Kuang is all about poking, avoiding damage, micromanaging enemy active cooldowns, and always always trying to avoid damage while using the max range of your skills. This means yes, shooing your 2 rather than auto attacking more often than not.
>>126991272
>playing casual conquest
>Choose adc
>want izy gaem
>sol
Suddenly everyone starts shitting on me 'cause Sol "is not an ADC","we gonna lose and its your fault".
>MFW
>>126991136bootyblast detected
>>126991560
i just usually go greater blink with a mage build and if something goes sour i use my 1 as an escape, seems to be working well
do people still use the shit auto attack build?
>>126991136
>He hates the best girl
>>126991876
Used to, but I got talked out of it pretty quick.
>>126991136
>that cancer smug posting nigger who monitors the thread every second to not miss a single occasion to fill it with forced smug posting is doing it for free
>>126992182
>implying its one guy
>his only reason to wake up in the morning is to do this nonsense shit
>he thinks he is anything to this thread than a living joke
>he hasn't killed himself yet
>>126992436
>he gets bootyblasted by chinese cartoons
>>126991634
I'm glad your waifu is dead.
>he thinks that posting it over and over is funny
>he thinks his manchildren drawings are affecting people
>he probably posts the same pictures he faps to
>>126992182
>>126992436
You picked the perfect reaction images for these posts
Im dying hereBut it wont stop me from smug posting
>>126992889
is that a picture of you?
this thread was a mistake - OP
>>126992889
>>126992436
>>126992182
>being THIS mad
>>126992889
>he gets triggered by korean kartoons
>>126990689
Anything under 2k is shitter status
congrats friend
A late nth for sexy Anubis :)
>>126981717
Improvements were made.
>he thinks posting more shit will hide the fact that he is butthurt
>samefags harder and dump entire folder so maybe people will think it's IN to post liquid skunk shit
>"I am not a failure look we're like twelve people doing it"
>le animey board where do you think we are I am lolilol pedo porn is not pedo
>>126994651
>projecting THIS hard
>>126993694
Is he neutered?
>>126993694
im so gay for this jackal
i wouldnt mind being straight for this jackal tho
>gender bender skins when
>he is STILL replying
NA please keep your autistic members in the yellow bus
>>126995241
dont be gay
>>126995181
fuck off Bob Barker
>>126993694
This can't be a man
>>126995241
>he thinks smugpoaster is NA
not samefag but honestly though, who the fuck keeps a folder filled with cropped anime reaction pictures? who the fuck does that?
>>126992889
>>126994651
Out of all the shitposting retards in the thread, I pray these two posts are not the same person. No one man should be this far gone to autism.
>>126995749
The anime pic below is Bellona ya twat
>>126995345
Can someone not me tell me if HFat Medusa is good? It feels good when combining with her passive.
>>126995975
yeah, it totally looks like her
>>126996201
HFat is good on any hunter, it's preference.
>tfw people say Artemis is fine
What for?
>>126996234
It's still a pic of Bellona. A quick reverse image search shows it was uploaded to Deviantart by "Radicalflaw", and although it was taken down for NSFW content it was backed up on pinterest.
>>126996596
I'm Rank X with so she's f-fine
>play a game of clash while waiting for some clan mates to get on
>playing as odin support vs another odin bruiser
>keeps using his 2-1 to clear waves when there's plenty of other wave clear in his group
>in fact he uses his 2 before leaping at all, ever, even to escape
>he's constantly running out of mana
>also he's building crit items, no defensive items whatsoever, no actives
>after they lose he's fuming and bitching his teammates out and won't even take any advice i tried to give him
>>126991136
All you need to do is learn how to play against Sol. I shit all over her with just about any Warrior I play.
Don't stand next to minions. She'll just use her 2 and hit you along with them. Don't stand in her trail of fire. Don't stand in her ultimate, it's easy as fuck to dodge and does only 25% damage on each consecutive hit after the first. Learn how long her 3 lasts and use that to your advantage. Get Shield of the Underworld, maybe Hide of the Nemean Lion since she's very auto-attack focused. Other than that, just learn your own strategies to beat her.
>>126996651
here's your reply
>>126996767
Like she only gets by because of the nature of her being a hunter
>>126997076
I'm in an MMR where the boar fucks people up. When I'm on a losing streak I use her to win a game. I don't think she'd actually be good against competent players though.
>>126996596
I think she needs a re-kit to be viable competitively. Even a partial one like Ravana.
>>126994476
>bellow the 2k line
>>126998241
No, actually. But thanks for trying to be a dick when there was no reason to.
>>126998942
Feelings are like rules. They are meant to be broken.
WAKE ME UPCANT WAKE UPNot even when I play Ravana can I carry these baddies
>>127001254
>1/16
>>127001254
>1/16
But I'm not even playing Hel right now
Does Hirez just not give a shit about premade matchmaking? I'm the solo but that other team never stood a chance.
>>127002871
>Does HiRez just not give a shit?
Yes
>>126997919
Ult and 1. need to be changed, add a moon spect to it since she's associated with itand make her cute
>>127003446
I want Artemis to step on my dick not melt my heart.
>>127003446
Artemis is already pretty cute.
All she needs to be viable is to un-nerf her 3. Give it higher scaling and base damage so she can clear in lane again. Thats really it.
>>127001717
>>127002871
That's not even the half of it
>>127004223
>Anubis Jungle
for what purpose
>>127002871
looks like a bunch of smurfs, matchmaking can't do shit abut that.
>>127004990
>Smurfs
Not him but I don't think you really understand. This happens constantly to literally everyone.
>>127004465
the thing with anubis is that he has really high mobility so he can rotate quickly, gank lanes out of nowhere, and go deep to steal buffs without any risk. That's why he's a god tier jungle, right behind artemis.
>>127005510
This
>>127005510
Why is the playerbase dying so much.
>>127008331
is it, queue times are normal for me
>>127008331
HotS/DOTA 2
>>127008331
the playerbase
>Bard proceeds to dc 3 times throughout the match and never comes back
T-thanks for the fun games SmGen
>>127008331
4th biggest moba now due to HotS
Plus due to poor servers an the SPL ddos the advertisement of Esports didnt go well. As well as lackluster advertising. Matchmaking is beyond repair. Even some of the posts in this thread are examples. Small character pool compared to bigger mobas
>>127004223
>25/5 with that Ravana build
How?
>>127012172
>Small character pool
To be fair though Dota 2 had the advantage of already having a big character pool to simply port while Smite had to create their characters from scratch.
League also has the advantage of simply being out earlier than both Smite and Dota 2 and therefore, having more characters released, it being released 2009, as opposed to Smite's 2014 or Dota 2's 2013.
>>127012258
thats a p decent ravana build, though I think jotuuns is better than ichaival now that his passive stacks with his abilities.
>>126981330
If you couldn't be arsed to update the op you could have at least added the missing ">"
So guys, what do ya'll niggas think of Sol?
>>127014901
would like to see my semen dissolve inside of her/10
Oh can we post again
>>127014978
i agree with this sentiment.
>mfw forgot to log in yesterday to get my 35 log in gems
>mmr so low you are stuck with shitters forever
Ok, if guardians, warriors, and mages are supposed to be out in lanes fighting on the front lines, and assassins are junglers, what role do hunters have?
Sorry if these questions seem to be pretty basic, it doesn't really say on the website strictly what role each class has in terms of gameplay
>>127017935
Sitting in the Duo lane farming for 20 minutes.
>fighting a guy
>my guardians is standing 5 feet away just watching
>I die
>my guardian comes up and hits the guy once killing him
>>127018739
git gud
Xing Tian is so damn fun as support I swear.
Pls don't die on new years
>>127022649
>>127022649
Artemis won't she has her hand pistols ready for the fools that don't bump or post
>Page 9
Well, Happy New Year from AU.
https://twitter.com/HirezScott/status/682581066411032577
" 2015 has been amazing for SMITE! As a thank you to our fans, enter this code within 46h for a free Odyssey Chest on Xbox/PC: holidaygift2015 "
>>127026223
I got a fucking sharky avatar.
Simply epic.
>>127026223
>>127026419
CABRAKAN VOICE PACK
FUUUUUUUCK YOU ASSHOLES
I HATE CABRAKEN
AAAAAAAAAAAARGASLKFRJBNASKF FUCK YOU HIREZ
>>127026223
Thank you anon
WHY CAN'T PALADINS GENERAL STAY ALIVE ;.;
>>127026223
>>127026419
Thank you hi-rez :^)
>>127026223
>He Bo voice pack
Eh, at least it's not another ward.
I just found the weak3n version of wojack
>>127016718
Serves you right for being a stupid loli.
What do you guys think happens if I unlock?
>>127027632
you leave the matrix
>>127012476
smite was out in 2012
>>127028051
Smite release was in 2014 anon :), before doesn't count cuz beta
>>127026223
>Boom Chaac-A-Laka
I'm ok with this.
>>127026223
>Sun Wukong Heavenly Warlord
I don't even play him a lot.
>>127026223
>Siege Engine Xing
Nice.
>>127027632
booster
>>127026223
>Kukulkan VP
JUST
>>127017629
>shitters calling others shitters
>>127029254
Yup, 3 day booster.
its ok
What happened to this site earlier today?
>>127031360
an hiro forgot his loli futanari tentacle hape ahegao visual novel open
You think Khepri is already in 2016?
>oh boy a free chest
>ward skin he loves me not
Uhhhh yeah. Thanks
>got Thor valhalla skin
P good.
>boom chaac a laca
>get slaughterhouse chaac from halloween role
holy fuck i get it smite fine i'll play chaac
>get some shitty lunar new years avatar
I can't complain, it's free stuff.
>Play class of 2015
>Enemy has 3 Ah Puchs.
>someone plays your favorite god wrong.
>>127026223
Chiron VP
t-thanks, i guess
Holy shit Incon's gf is a whale, and a big one
>>127037210
>mfw watching someone build Magical Damage only on Khepri
>>127038973
>implying a literal retard would be able to get somebody that isnt a whale
>Got bastets voicepack
I HATE IT
Should I get demonic grip and spear on freya?
>>127039351
KUYASHI
>>127038973
>>127039172
pic?
>>127039351
damn, can we trade? i need that one for Kawaii Pop
>>127037705
Chiron has a pretty good voice bruh
>>127040203
could have been way better
>>127040239
Just be happy it's not a shitty war skin. I'd rather get literally any VP over a ward skin or avatar that I will never ever use
>>126986039
>Ao is A+
>AMC is the same tier as artemis
>Zeus isn't SS
This list is a joke
>>127041667
>Ao
>A+
The current year is 2016, friend, not 2014
>>127041796
Ao was a top tier jungler in season 2, what the fuck are you talking about?
>>127041796
You seemed to misunderstand, I'm implying that he should be D- tier.
>>127026223
>ward skin
JUST
>>127042209
Oh sorry I'm new to 4 channel, I get confused with all the bigger than symbols at times
I'm gonna fuck that cat
>>127039482
You can, but its situational. It's well over how much pen you need for most people, but against a warrior or guardian comp, or someone memeing the all prot and pen build, its good. In fact having Dgrip and Spear gives you the highest DPS possible on Freya, but ONLY if you use all that pen. 9/10 times, Dgrip is enough.
>>127044559
>Not fucking the better cat instead
>>127025701
>>127039780
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1we1AjNXfs
>>127044559
Does this count as bestiality?
>>127046317
jesus christ
>>127046317
cringed
I'm surprised no one said anything about the new launcher.
So how do I build Sol for maximum "Fuck You" potential?
>play loki in clash
>basically play like shit all game
>doesn't matter because loki in casuals and the gold scaling in clash is insane
>they lost a member
>wipe enemy team and win
>VEL
>enemy salty as fuck in post game
>continues to BM me in whispers after
Loki is so much fun
>>127049318
max attack speed rage and deathbringer
>tfw fenrir is more of a distraction to me while I'm playing than any scantily clad female God
I'm fucked up.
>>127046317
Shoutout to hirez for openly endorsing incons interspecies love.
>>127050702
>Fenrir
Shit taste
>>127050702
Why?
How?
>>127050702
Apollo swing his ass too much in his tsm/curse skins and makes me lose focus.
>>127051154
He's probably some kind of germanic. They're all a bunch of lupophiles.
>>127046317
I don't see what the problem is here. All I can honestly say is good for him.
>>127051430
>weak3n defending his teammate
how cute
>>127046317
Doesn't incon live in the midwest? Only the most alpha of top dogs have non-fat girlfriends there, there just aren't enough of them to go around. Really, he has no other options, I feel bad for him.
>>127051154
...his wide back leg stance
...his ragnarock skin that kind of gives him a loin cloth but it doesn't even cover his ass
...the fact that he has human intelligence and can speak but chooses to be naked anyway, characters with no shame get me bothered
>>127051614
What? I got this game a week ago.
>>127051234
Apollo's cockiness is a good one too.
>get free chest
>arachne VP
>hydras on anhur
What the fuck is this bullshit
>>127051754
and you can see his human nips.
>>127048776
I like it.
>People tell me Cupid a shit
>Decide to try him out after seeing someone obliterate an entire team with him
>Build Soul eater, Warrior tabi, transcendece, executioner, and 2 crits
>Absolutely fucking wreck anybody who isn't heavy in defence
Why isn't he used more? Cuoid is GOOD. Yeah you're squishy as fuck and won't last long in a gabk, but he has a great escape and his ult is some ridiculous bullshit while people aren't using beads.
Rama from a head if the comfiest god wtf, sit back relax and have fun when im a head.
No other god do this for me from a head.
>>127055242
because there are better hunters than him.
>>127055176
Looks like the one on xbox
>>127037210
>Odin wastes all his mana on waveclearing
>Nox keeps missing her 2-1 combo
>Xing never buys Blink and instead uses his 3 to dive in
>Herc uses his 2 successfully, but then uses his 1 to knock the enemy into safety
>>127019534
He's also one of the best solos and is actually Ares 4.0 since he has everything the dev's refused to give Ares since it would be OP as fuck. Fuck he's even the Chinese god of war.
Pictures of bellona pls
>>127055251
>a head
what did he mean by this ?
>>127058376
fuck off /tv/
>>127055242
He doesn't have the best lane clear and unlike xbal he doesn't make up for that with a ridiculous late game potential.
>>127058527
>a head
like how many heads ?
>>127058687
fucking grammar nazis i swear.
>>127055176
Is it me or is the text blurry in some places?
>get someone on your team bitching at you the entire game
>lose
>up against them the next match
>completely fuck their shit up
That's so satisfying
>>127058775
I'm sorry man. This place is so toxic I start random shit with people who asked for nothing.
>someone get chrion
>they do shit and afk
next game
>someone gets sol
>and does nothing
>sit in spawn
>say something about it
>someone on my team says"I wouldn't be talking your build is cancer"
>exit game
nah mang i picked warrior and no one picks tank so I have to beef up on def and you say that NOPE have fun with that loss
>>127060134
As much as I hate leavers...
>defending the person who's AFK in spawn
>over the person whose build you don't like
>>127060134
I would suggest toughing it out next time because if you drop out too much Hirez will start pairing you with people who regularly abandon games.
Happy new year to all of you.
I'll suck your dick for $20.
>>127037210
>Chang'e misses her heals
How the fuck do you miss with Chang'e heal you dense motherfucker.
>>127060690
Fuck, I could have got 3 blowjobs instead of those gems.
... nah fuck it I have a fleshlight
>>127060690
Are you a qt gorgon or a bubbly solar god?
>>127060326
>>127060335
It's not an everyday thing I just got fed up. I didn't want to get in a message match with some fuckwad nor did I want to hang around playing a match with those people.
>>127060587
And you too, EU man.
Pls I need qt pics of bellona pls
>>127061510
>>127060965
>snake
no
>literally the sun
not recommended to put on your dick
RELAX
EU is already in 2016
How does this make NA feel?
>>127061897
Makes me feel great but I still want pics if bellona pls
Whats the best build focus for Bologna?
>>127062046
Pics of bologna
I'm glad the CURRENT YEAR is almost over.
God please do not let the CURRENT YEAR meme go into 2016.
>2016
>bellona is still broken
>>127062496
If she's so broken why do I only have a 63% winrate with her? Checkmate Atheists.
>>127062496
How is my girlfriend broken you just don't know how too counter her
>>127061994
All I have sorry.
>>127062614
She may not be broken, but she makes all the other warriors obsolete.
>>127062365
>2016
>Still thinking we will use the 2015 meme
>chiron solo
This shit is absolutely retarded
>>127061510
>>127063241
Good or bad retarded?
>>127061510
>qt pics of bellona
here
>inb4 nsfw
you can no longer see her nip
yes you won, you won you fucking retarded mods fuckers
>>127062365
we're free soon friend
>>127063657
Needs to be nerfed retarded
>>127063794
I can see a sliver of the areola. Enjoy your ban fucker
>>127064453
you may joke about it but I'm sure some faggot already pressed the report command
Happy New Year /Smiggen/!
Happy New years guys!
NSFW warning though:https://40.media.tumblr.com/5166bbc8acd1ef50e31e4975008c93e7/tumblr_o08t3cb0J31uic2ojo1_1280.png
>>127064838
NOT GUAN YU YOU FUCKER, DON'T TOUCH GUAN YU
OUT OF ALL THE CHARACTERS HE'S THE ONLY CANCERFREE ONE
DON'T
JUST
DON'T DRAW GUAN YU PORNdo serquet
>>127025701
>>127065036
Damn I did two though, sorry.https://41.media.tumblr.com/79e98a14d2a7b1310ca87be272200e68/tumblr_o03ogqVyf31uic2ojo1_1280.png
>>127063794
Anon, Bellona isn't going to get an Italia skin. It doesn't fit her character. She's also only ever allowed to get edgy skins.
Also the personification of Italy is just a rip-off of Roma in the first place. So you'll probably get what you want once Hirez adds Roma.
>>127065475
>>127064838
>>127065475
Chiron shouldnt be in this game
>>127065835
What's a good Chiron like? I've only fought against ones who can't aim.
>>127064838
Good lord Loki is insane in Clash.
The increased gold consumption helps him so much that you basically 1 shotting everyone that's not a tank by 20 minutes and taking towers/pheonixs with ease.
Iv yet to lose a clash game with Loki
>>127065475
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I hope you all remembered to get your free chest
Happy new year from the better parts of EU.
>>127066368
Looks like Guan Yu got his free chest :^)
>>127066368
How do I get it?
>>127066368
>Tfw another ward
>>127066509
store -> redeem -> type "holidaygift2015" into the box
>>127066657
thanks m8
Cuz smiggen now we got bad blood
>>127066657
got the Heavenly Warlord skin for SWK
>>127067424
I got an avatar...
>>127067720
I got a rock
>>127025701
>>127067885
I got a Red Ryder Carbine Action 200-shot Range Model air rifle.
>>127068408
>shooting your eye out
Khepris ult is fucking retarded.
It makes it so fucking morons can fuck up and suffer no consequences in it. At least Zileans shitty ult from league has them come up in the same spot that they died, that way the team has to actually fight to save them. With Khepri it's just "LOL U FUCKED UP BUT ITS OK I'LL SAVE YOU" and has faggot beetle ass scuttles away.
>>127068529
Just execute it
>>127068529
Sounds like you GOT OFF OF THEM.
>>127068408
You'll shoot your eye out.
>>127068529
Most Khepris (and players being resurrected) don't realize they teleport to him.
>>127063794
Is that actually bellona? Wow greek mythology had a loooot of qt goddesses
>>127003446
Oh also her base stats are FUCKING AWFUL.
She ties with Rama for the lowest mana I think in Smite at level 20 with 885 but his costs are dirt cheap.
Her HP is even worse with having only 1890 hp only 5 higher then Cupid and her base inahnd damage and growths are the lowest in her class. She literally is the worst hunter base stat and growth wise it isn't even funny and her counter measures to it are laughable.
>>127069059
>Is that actually bellona?
No.
>>127063794
>mfw I reported you both times before and you're this salty about it
You're in the club chillin' when this girl slaps your waifu/husbando's butt .
What do?
Keep in mind shes six feet tall and pure muscle
>>127069468
Buy her a drink and have a long passionate threesome afterwards.
>>127069468
Well she just slapped a giant bug so that may be an issue for her
>>127069468
I say, do you speaka my language?
She'd just smile and give me a vegimite sandwich.
>>127065943
bigger lane bully than Neith and Sol put together. Enjoy getting infinitely poked, pushed halfway down the lane towards his tower and sniped from 2000 units away when you get low.
>>127065943
>Get hit once
>press 2
>300 damage
>Dodge two shots from the ult
>get hit by one
>press 2
>dead
>Chiron dashes
>Hits you once with an auto
>drops his cripple
>press 2
>dead
>Catch chiron
>he dashes away for free because nobody has that long a dash
or
>Catch chiron
>Dash away and get kicked back so your out of range to retaliate
>>127065475
>>127064838
>massive dick in the first one
>average as fuck in the second
disappointed. If Nu Wa's getting screwed she should be getting split in two by massive dong yu.
>>127069468
Ask her to slap mine
>>127069468
i wish Hirez had made her more ripped
>>127069468
My waifu says"Ah, you hit like a vegetarian!"
>>127069468
I'm imaging Bellona giving Nemesis a nice spanking on her fat butt now.
>>127069468
>twin threesome
>>127069468
>Bellona walks in there and smacks Xing Tian on the ass
Her funeral man.
>>127069594
>>127069372
>Im a snitch bitch and I think that makes me cool
how's elementary school ? getting bullied much ?
>>127069059
>Bellona
>Greek
K
>>127063484
Bellona is cute!
CUTE!
2016 will be worse than 2015.
>>127071858
I'm finally getting dick so everything will be alright.
>>127068493
>not shooting your eye out
What are you gay?
>my wings hurts
>I bet nobody has an execute ult here
>not building reinforced greaves
>not being an early monster
>I will cut you down
>went 88/87/0 in arena last night git gud
>guess who's carrying your team shitter
>>127072465
thanatos players are such fucking cunts
>>127071858
Nah, Weed will be legalised and everyone will chill the fuck out. That's my take on 2016.
And if you're talking about Smite specifically, the Japanese pantheon is going to bring in a lot of new players. If the Chinese teams are any good at worlds this year they'd start making a lot more money. I think 2016 will be a good year for smite.
>>127072559
shut up, kid. While youre off diddling your member in duo or solo killing creeps and having a "first one to die loses so lets just stare at each other" contest with some other chucklefuck, I'm doing the real work, contesting mids, hitting 5 first to gank, getting pressure, invading, denying the enemy their red or purple potions and carrying you.
>>127072661
So America will get dumber and lazier.
>>127072850
Pretty much. Have you seen the candidates in this election? None of them are good, and Americans are eating all of it up. Either way America is fucked and the world is already going to shit.
But this isn't /pol/ so I'm not going into it any more.
>>127072840
don't forget stealing gold furry with one fucking scythe, this shit is priceless it gets me angry whispers every times
>>127072840
I mean, you've got a point. I love duo now because it's a chess match on who does first and who is better than the other. Plus I can usually Carry hard enough as an ADC that, if at least one more person pulls their weight we can usually win.
>>127072840
>first one to die loses so lets just stare at each other
not in my mmr buddy. it's the first person to die 3 times.
>new launcher
>press play
>nothing happens
sick game
>>127074898
DUDE LMAO
>people who are not junglers are running about willy-nilly in the jungle to go from lane to lane whenever they see an enemy ping on the minimap
>people are getting themselves killed not a minute into the match
>people quit mid-match instead of calling for a vote to surrender.
I wish I could discover who these people are who quit instead of surrender and uninstall the game for them. I simply do not need those types of people in my reality.
>>127077762
>>people who are not junglers are running about willy-nilly in the jungle to go from lane to lane whenever they see an enemy ping on the minimap
You don't like when people rotate?
>bellona going ninja tabi fatalis witchblade asi quin sais shifters shields tells me warlock sash is a bronze level item choice on hades
>>127078745
>It worked in Co-op
>Playing Arena.
>"You have been disconnected from the Hi-Rez servers. You may finish your game."
>Finish my game.
>Get auto-logged out.
>Log back in.
>Deserter 30 min
W O W
>>127069468
I would pray she wouldn't "hit me" and pray to the gods she wouldn't disarm ne, but either way I'd he turned on
>>127078745
So whats a good item build for Bellona?
>>127051754
He's a fucking dog you nigger.
>>127077939
Last match there were four players in one jungle and they didn't know where they wanted to go, they left two lanes open trying to hunt down the enemy jungler who was popping in and out of view.
>>127079851
actual damage and defense and not full meme attack speed stay in shield stance and hold left click for infinite absorb damage. So many smartasses think they are genius when they do this. It never fucking works, never
>>127080104
He's more werewolfish in figure than a dog.
>>127051754
>Mfw I know exactly who this is in the fucking clan.
Fucking furries, I swear.
>>127082206
speaking of such things, I beat off to the thought of Fenrir fucking a girl today. That would be pretty good porn as long as he had a human dick, dog-dicks are disgusting.
>playing arachne jungle
>got a fenrir solo
>HEY LETS INVADE he says
>well sure, we can't lose right?
>I line up to walk into the enemy speed at 0:10 like every proper invasion does
>Fenrir spams VVVF and insists we go mids to blue
>whatever, I dont rly have a choice so I comply
>we do mids and go to blue
>the camp is like 50% done before we attack
>I put my web down on the enemy jungler who is also right on top of the camp
>turns out webs prioritize creeps if you put them on an enemy god and creep at the same time, kinda like zeus chain lightning prioritizes creeps
>they get the buff and walk away
>WOW WHY DIDNT YOU WEB THE THOR INSTEAD OF THE CAMP?
how to lose games by not knowing mechanics: the animated series
I think season 3 will be smite's last year
>>127083289
>playing Arachne jungle
Why
>>127083650
I think you're an idiot.
I kinda want to play a game right now but it would be my last game of the year i don't want it to be a defeat.
>>127083747
Just bend over anon, it will be a new year soon.
FOR GOD'S LOVE YOU FUCKING PUSSY BITCHES WHEN I HIT MY SCHACKLE FOCUS THE ENEMY HOW IS THAT DIFFICULT TO COMPREHEND HE'S NOT GETTING ANYWHERE JUST THREE AUTOS WOULD FINISH HIM WHY YOU PIECE OF SHITS WATCH ME DO IIIIITTTT
THIRD FUCKING GAME
THIRD FUCKING GAME WITH KEKLORDS WATCHING ME LAND SHACKLES WITH THEIRS BOTH HANDS UP THEIR ASS LIKE "OOOH IMMA WATCH HIM FROM THERE AND NOT PRESS ANY BUTTON"
GO TO THE CINEMA IF YOU WANT TO WATCH SHIT
>>127083738
How come?
Steam and xbox integration did almost nothing for popularity and playerbase. I doubt the PS4 will do much either.
E-Sports scene is a joke now with hi-rez focusing more and more on skins and 'fun' stuff over balancing(Serqet and Thor untouched for a year now, Kali still in the dumpster, etc).
They've already forcefully started hiding overall playerbase stats and any attempts to expose their shitty MM. They're hiding that info for a reason. They've been lying about the number of players since earlier this year.
I just don't see it being around much longer, at least not as a competitive game. Which in this e-sports era, is all that matters. I think Overwatch will be the final straw.
>>127084734
Did you ask them to help you when you shackle someone? Did you talk to them with your mouthhole?
>>127084819
But Overwatch is a TF2 clone for $60 not a MOBA
>Be Xing Tian
>Enemy team doesn't buy beads
>>127085037
VVA VVA VVA VVA
VTTVTTVTT VER VER VER VER
VKY (KILL YOURSELF) A VGS I SUGGEST HIREZ PUTS IN THE GAME
>>126981330
I'm actually quite happy whoever made the OP this time had the brains to make the image old SWK. Thank you anon.
Happy New Year. Happy New Year to all you faggots. To /innercircle/. To futas. To SmGen>Gensm. To NA>EU. To uber is that you? To Tyroshitma, ShadowCzar, Fred, etc. To all of you shitty, shitty people, who are still on the whole honestly better than most people I meet in my day-to-day life, and probably better than me.
Happy memeing, smgen, and a Happy New Year. I love you.
>>127085484
Where's my fucking money Frank?
>>127084734
>being this mad
>>127086096
>>127085146
its still going to be the 'cool new thing' people will flock to.
>>127086146
Thanks
>>127085146
>Hearthstone is just Magic made for children with Warcraft plastered on
>still sells
Never underestimate the brain dead, Anon.
here we go again, autismo timmy mac retard is dumping his folder for the twelfth time today
>>127086186
I think it would be the "cool new thing" if it was F2P. I know a bunch of my friends aren't buying it because they're NEETS.
>>127086349
here we go again, autismo mac jimmy retard is whining about smug face for the twelfth time roday
>>127085484
Thanks Copper, and a happy new year to you too.Now hurry up and get in the curse chat so I can sing Auld Lang Syne with you, damnit
>>127086805
I'm not copper you fuck
>>127087002
sure copper
>>127087002
Well get in Curse anywayI want someone to drunkenly sing with damnit ;__;
>>127084734
>playing Odin in arena
>see enemy that has no leap, aka Nox, Ah Puch, Zeus, Kuku, etc
>tell team I'm going to try and cage them when they move closer
>they say okay
>enemy moves close, VVA, then leap, cage
>enemy team way behind the cage, only that one target trapped
>whole team stays back, offers 0 help, then runs away after the cage wears off
>get ganged up on and die
I hate having super defensive teammates, it almost always results in a loss because my team doesn't want to act and take advantage of a situation. It's not like I'm diving into a group of enemies while my team is 20 miles away. I usually only try to dive one enemy, and even then I make sure my friends are close. It's not just Odin, either. I could be dragging someone back as Kephri or tossing them as Xing and half my teams refuse to join in the fight.
here we go again son of a whore van piece of shit can't make his own joke so he just parrots a variation of what he sees. Just like his smug dirrhea, nigger saw it in a mlp thread and thought it was oldfag to do it, and he never quit since that day.
>>127087540
>he said, typing out his frustrations.
>implying pinnacle of ass tumor is not on the verge of tears right now, replying to every fucking post
I guess I'll come back once you two are done flirting.
>>127088095
>he typed out, calling out for companionship on a cold, lonely New Year's night.
you're also on 4chan retarded faggot
and it's five am here, parties are over since a while now, Im on my phone waiting for the first bus of the day to go home. Not like some cuck who just cropped more cancer all day
New player here. I like to play guardians and I'd like to know what are the most useful items and actives for one.
List some worthwhile guardians as well. I've played mostly with ymir and geb
>>127088491
>he lied, pretending to be something he wanted to be, pretending to be something he wasn't, and could never be.
>>127088530
Pen or Cooldown boots, your preference.
Sovereignty and it's magical defense counterpart, Heartward, are good places to start, as their passive auras help your team a lot.
After that, protections are excellent. Hide of the Urchin is good for pure protection, Bulwark is good for being tough as fuck or Stone of Gaia if you prefer sustain, and you'll probably want to build Breastplate of Valor or Mail of Renewal for cooldown or even more sustain. Partly depends on playstyle.
As far as actives, blink is excellent on both Ymir and Geb, Heavenly Agility is a good item for improving your team's mobility, Creeping Curse is excellent if the enemy has a healer, and Shell is good for a protections boost against any team that's blowing you up quickly.
>>127069059
Are you fucking sick?
>>127086349
Does it upset you anon?
We gonna smug in the new year?
>he is still replying
>the overweight neckbeard who can't live without his little girls pictures assumes everyone has the same lifestyle as him and calls them losers for it.
>his array of witty answers only consists of memes
At least I'm glad to see you're no longer attaching this shit to your post, you made some progress. I guess even failure incarnate can feel shame sometimes.
I know you never listen when told to do something reasonable but I'll say it anyway
kill yourself
>>127089161
>>127088669
>>127089161
>>127089161
>the smug poster's parents
that explains a lot of things
>getting so triggered that you spam anime faces
>>127089679
>>127089475
>>127089161
>He thinks the smug poster is one person
>my meme greentext is no longer hiding my chaotic lack of repartee
>let's just do the only thing I know how to do in my miserable life
Alright smgen, how do i stop being an arena baby?im almost level 30 with 84% of matches played on arena
I'm going to sleep. Happy New Years you insufferable faggots.
>>127089981
>he thinks thats one person
>>127090026
Learn clash, then Siege, then Conquest.
>>127090026
stop playing arena.
are you retarded?
>>127090026
Watch some pro streams or recent youtube videos so you have an idea of what the meta is. If you have a favourite class of god to play you should main a role where you can play those.
>>127090220
guardians play the support role dont they?>>127090145
>>127090150
thanks senpaitachi
>>127090303
Yes they do. Some can also jungle and/or solo but for the most part you will see them in support.
>>127090026
queue for conquest
if your not good at conquest then queue for clash
If your not good at clash then queue for joust
If you cant play mage adc and a tank the mode then play assault the most casual of game modes
if you dont like assault then queue for siegeJust kidding dont queue for siege it sucks ass. If you cant play assault just stick to arena
>>127090429
fuck you senpai
>>127089981
inbred clowns never come alone sadly
>>127090003
>he whined out, unknowingly shutting off the only one he loved the most
>Balance
>>127091576
>implying they dont
I imagine there's just one really upset kid trying to be relevant by hating smug posting and people just actively smugging up his whole life
What does ADC mean.
>>127092252
The bullies at his school are really smug.
>>127092310
Attack Damage Carry
>>127092252
>a stranger said, walking on to the spotlight. While he was new to the scene, he knew exactly what was going on.
>>127083289
>playing arachne jungle
Literally considered a legal form of punishment in 58 nations.
>>127092331
Smuggies if you will
>>127092026
Lol he's barely average.
>>127092384
Oh oh oh do me next
>>127093035
>the odd man said, for some reason. I assumed he meant well, but the look in his eyes suggested something else.
>Something more... carnal, than what I could give him, or were willing to give.
>>127093453
>>127022827
>Cowgirl Artemis skin doesn't have a cowgril voice to to go with it
Fuck that bullshit.
>>126981330
Why does incon rate Bakasura much worse then other gods who suffer the same problem of can't lane anywhere?
>>127040203
>>127037705
Chiron's voice is fine, but his dialogue is fucking canned god-awful shit.
>"You only hit what you aim at."
Thanks, teacher guy.
>"Draw not unless your arrow be fixed upon a target!"
So, basically the same trite 'advice' again? Neat.
>""Great archers are known not by their arrows, but their aim."
Gee, how profound.
Embarrassingly bad dialogue, dialogue writer guy.
>>127046317
>>127051430
>actually trying to portray nerds wasting their entire day playing gookclick rather than contributing something of value to society as anything other than the trash they are
>muh heroic music
>muh inspiring story
>muh fattie gf
Die, please.
>>127094770
Do you find competitive football to be just as stupid as competitive smite?
>>127094770
>being this buttbombed by esports
>>127094510
No cc.
>>127095816
The has a slow but that kinda applies to all the shitter gods with only 1 or no cc at all.
>>127094523
Isn't that an issue in general?
>>127096164
Typically you don't even level the ult past 5 until you have nothing else to level since you should have fatalis or frostbound somewhere in your build.
Bakasura is just raw damage. There are gods who can do it better than him and more safely, and in Smite cc is so abundant that gods who don't have it aren't really up to scratch.
Having said that, I would take those tier lists with a grain of salt. He moves gods up and down the tier list all the time just because someone did well with it in an SPL game.
>>127095228
>>127095742
>Do you find grown men being payed millions to play kids games as a job just as stupid as competitive Smite?
Of course. Why wouldn't I?
All competitive sports should be subject to a 'frivolity tax' of 90%, and that money should go to pay teachers, or some other profession who actually contributes something of value to human society.
>>127096814
>no fun allowed
They are, in the end, entertainers. Do you find theater and movie actors to be just as bad?
I just had the dankest aberdeen angus sirloin and there's no one in EU inner circle chat to tell about it. What are you guys having for your first meal of 2016?
>>127096445
Seems like him especially. He's the newest god so maybe their writer guy is dropping off a bit. The early gods like Artemis could use updates, but most of the other gods make me laugh with their dialogue, but Chiron is just groans for days.
>>127096445
I dunno, I like Xing Tian's references to Art of War.
>>127096915
Lasagna
>>127096915
This.
Fuck these people who don't buy beads because "90s CD".
>They'll just CC me again anyway.
>Better just die every single time rather than save myself.
I mean, he wasn't even on my team and it was annoying. He was facing Nox and Kumbha as a Serqet. Better not buy beads.
>>127096886
>actually comparing art to sports
Film is art. Art is the expression of our uniquely human creativity.
Competitive sports are nothing more than an outlet for our base, animalistic aggression instincts.
One of these is healthy. One is not. All kids should participate in team sports as a child/teenager. When they're grown, it's time to find a real job that actually contributes to humanity, though.
But even granting the acting/sports comparison, the average professional actor makes ~$20,000 a year, while the starting average for pro sports is ~$400,000.
>no fun allowed
Grown men can still be paid to play kids, they just won't make millions of dollars doing so, due to them being taxed for the worthless nature of their 'career'.
>>127097330
So how did you feel when that jock in high school fucked your girlfriend behind the gym
Which god is the most smug
>>127097330
These e-sports boys have to bust ass to make it.
Let's compare to a different sport: Racing, specifically of cars or motorcycles. The prize money from races appears to be vast when you look at it from the outside. However, that's a massive risk you're taking, spending a great deal of money, time, and effort for what is in the end not a great return. The vast majority of racers, even the ones that you see on professional circuits, spend their entire lives devoted to the "art" of racing.
Do you look down on racers, who have devoted their lives to something they are passionate about? If not, can you still look down on these pro players who have devoted their lives to something they are passionate about?
>>127098201
THEY'RE TAKING A LEFT TURN
THEY'RE TAKING A LEFT TURN
OH BOY THIS WAS STRAIGHT OUTTA NOWHERE, THEY'RE TAKING A LEFT TURN
>>127098173
>>127098403
>nascar
>racing
AT LEAST YOUR BAIT WAS TOLERABLE BEFORE YOU GIGANTIC FUCKING FAGGOT, I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FIRE
>>127098583
>473.3FPS
Holy shit what are your toasters specs? That's Unacceptable.
>mfw they're faggots that are below Diamond who believe they have the authority to critique builds and players
Top kek laddies, git gud or die trying. This obviously goes out to 80% of the NA members in this General.
>>127098583
Love you as always lhog.
>>127098948
>actually enjoy a conversation in the thread
>derailed
fuck you copper
>>127097330
>it's time to find a real job that actually contributes to humanity
People with this view are very finicky of whats' a real job and shift the goalposts fuckton.
>>127025701
Happy New Years to all of you faggots!
>>127101443
Welcome to 18 hours ago, NA.
>>127065943
Bluestone into boots eats you alive.
>>127101498
dont be like that on 4chan please
>>127028475
I've never played him and got this :/
Im still in 2015 for atleast 10 minutes hows 2016 like?
Is the game as good as it was in 2015?
>>127048776
when i opened it, all i saw sol's boobs next to the login.
>>127102387
so how is it
>>127086146
Can you stop reposting images the very next thread after I use them? Every time I post something I always see them the very next day. Like do you not have any images of your own?
>>127103073
Breddy gud
>>127103691
>Getting buttmad over having the images that you took from other people taken
>Not getting in the group voice chat to sing Auld Lang Syne with your fellow SmGen'ers
>>127104089
Not mad, I just don't get why someone always reuses an image i used just the other day. And it only seems to happen in this general so I think it's literally just one guy that's fascinated by the images I post.
>>127104329
>Fascinated
You know what this reminds me of?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMo84r6kxyY
You guys done with your anime reaction picture spam?
>>127104329
i think you're bonkers m8
>>127105652
I think your just baiting so you can just steal my smug faces
>>127103691
>>127105652
no
>>127105652
>he said, waiting for the right moment to tell his true feelings.
>>127105929
Is this ERPing?
>unzips dick
so what is this furry blue cat announcer pack?
>>127105973if you want anon
>>127105871Ne Zha's in-game face looks like a young Benedict Cumberbatch and it haunts me
every time i start an assault match i remember i hate assault
>Anhur kept DCing for the first 10 minutes
>Scylla could not stay alive for more than 3 minutes.
Thank fuck our Ullr got fed by He Bo.
>>127106335
do supports not get hog anymore? what about using it for objectives?
>>127106406
hog got nerfed, you can't just spam it with jungle and support to secure gf/fg anymore
>>127106406
HoG got nerfed. It's not an AoE anymore IIRC, it hits 1/2/3 objectives depending on rank, prioritizing the enemy with the highest health.
>>127106581
It was only ever 3 targets, the range on it is the same. Yes it got reduced from 3 targets at all ranks to 1, 2 and 3, but the main reason it's not a thing anymore is that HoG3 no longer executes gold fury and fire giant at 30% hp, it just does 900dmg instead which is less than most late game ults. It's a good thing anyway, frees a up a slot for support to actually have an impact on the game, whether it be through shell, weakening, blink or curse.
>>127107183
heavenly*
>won first game of the new year
feels good man
>this motd
What god should I chose for the enemy team?
>>127107183
The hog nerf was a good thing because now people don't have to depend on it. If it wasn't for fist of the gods still having an use i'd honestly say it'd be better if it was scrapped with season 3
>>127110032
nemesis
>be ra
>enemy team doing fg
>get in position for hot snipe, they don't see me
>close enough to see the health bar
>still need the searing steal achievement
>snipe fg, it doesn't die
>it had 24 hp
>steal it with a tick of the heal
JUST
Is Paladins fun?
The general kinda died again.
>>127111537
More fun than SFM Porn Model Simulator 2016
>>127111537
It's fun in small amounts.
>>127111537
>>127111823 this. Here's the pastebin: http://pastebin.com/6ssZ5x7u
Game's funner if you have friends to play it with, and that's easy enough to do when you get the codes at level 4. Can't hurt to try and the next champions either going to be Kinessa the shortstack Dwarf sniper or Grover the druid; AKA NOT Sylvanus. We also have a great drawfag, even if there's only 1.
Honestly I'm just waiting to make a new general for when the next patch comes out; it'll stir discussion and maybe we'll have a new champion to complain about.
>>127112017
I stop playing/going to the general for like 2 weeks and you guys get a drawfag?Got any evie stuff?
>>127112849Just Cassie and Skye so far. Love this guy's work.
>>127112017
There's also Androxus, the super edge lord of darkness. http://paladins.gamepedia.com/Androxus
How many new waifus will the new year bring?
>>127114504
All of them.
Shapeshifting Tanuki god when?
>tfw Bellona vs Ravana in lane
>tfw exchanging blow after blow forever
>both health bars are barely moving
>Just winning fights by a sliver of health
THIS IS THE BATTLE I LONG FOR
>>127107479
How many times did you lose before you got it though? That win means shit if you lost.
>first game of the new year
>our support leaves after dying twice saying he has a date and doesn't have time for this shit game
>Wish the normalfag gets hit by a bus on the way there
>Team doesn't want to surrender for whatever reason
>Stretch the game out about 30 minutes
>Actually had fun even if there was no hope of winning
I suppose it could've been worse.
>>127107479
>Tfw won a 45 minute close as fuck match
2016 is gonna be a good year
Why are guardians allowed to be so tanky with a shit ton of cc whilst also being able to shit out damage?
>>127119867
Because nobody plays them otherwise.
>>127120869
I don't want to play them anyway, their kits aren't fun.
>>127119950
Nah, it's just that most people are sleeping off their hangovers from new year's eve. Right now only little kids and some friendless losers are playing, and most of them are avoiding everything but arena.
>>127106037
It's just the voice of some e-sports commentator. His avatar is a cat furryboi.
>Thanatos and Loki lock instantly.
>>127122401
>mfw I instalock Loki
>>127122401
I usually just instalock some a third assassin. Gives me a hearty kek watching the whole thing fall apart
>>127090026
>play arena
>everyone is spot on for group fights
>scared as fuck to initiate and put their dick in
>play clash
>team autistic as fuck unable to cross over or call ganks
>never fucking ganks with you
>play conquest
>nobody helps you do mids or jungle camps or buffs
>nobody helps you gank
>nobody rotates in 3 man ganks
>nobody cant group fight EVER
>play joust
>enemy team is 3 man clan
>3 enemy magicals
>your team builds multiple phys def items
>play siege
>nobody knows how to do anything
>your teammate dies awkwardly as fuck
>you and enemy sorta stare at each other and go back to base
>play motd
>shit all over everyone
>if cd motd everyone's giant vagina becomes obvious as fuck
>>127123272
>build mystical mail on geb
>roll myself all over everything
>outdamage them both
>call them scrubs
>>127122654
I instalock in games like clash and arena where it doesn't matter.
Also because Loki is GOAT in clash
>play solo lane against Vamana
>mind my own buissnes, don't use VGS
>my mom passed away back in 2007
>dad left when I was born so I'm alone now
>Vamana says "say hello to your mother for me"
Can I get a refund on this game?
>>127125261
Obviously vamana intends to send you to hell and would like you to give your mother his best regards
Is motd broken? I thought that gods you pick go to enemy team. I got to play god I picked and so did the rest of my team
>>127126276
It's probably in the middle of being changed to today's MoTD or yesterdays? It happens around this time. I've had games totally different than ones described.
>play motd
>they give them chiron, sylvanus nu wa and sobek
if you guess this one you're fucking doctor strange
>>127129475
Nieth.
>>127129475
Jungle Medusa
>>127129475
Awilix
>>127129475
Shadow
>>127129475
Cupid
not even close
have a guess the god
>>127130725
Neith
>>127129580
>>127129693
>>127130112
>>127130136
>>127130201
it was tyr all along
>instalock loki
>people blame you for everything bad that happens
>>127131371
They're right.
>>127131718
Every time I see a loki I think: "Hey he could of been thanatos and ulted on everyone."
At the end of the game I think: "This Thanatos is useless! I wish i had a loki."
>>127131203
>Beads on Tyr
But that's wrong, anon.
>>127132620
they had xing
>>127133181
Checks out, carry on.
NO DIE WHILE NA IS BUSY
why is it always the artemis players who spam vgs ?
Is anyone else getting a fuckload of trading cards in steam for smite?
So /smiggen/ how was your 2016 so far?
>>127137517
Its three in the morning and I'm cooking hotdogs and eggs for breakfast.
Thought you guys said Thanatos suck
>>127137362
Did you recently buy something? Your card drops reset when you buy gems and stuff.
>>127139370
>that build
>Go on Conquest
>Say "Left" when people are calling roles
>Good 30% chance someone leaves the match
>>127139908
Play leagues
>>127140273
That's the joke
>>127139370
Drop Hydra or Mail of Renewal for something like Titan's Bane, then you can post something that won't be so embarrassing to look at
>>127137517
I want to fuck that cat goddess
>>127142052
>Dropping Mail
srsly m8
just occurred to me,
Shouldn't Freya be Freja? Any Scandis reckon?
>>127142052
>dropping mail of renewal on thanatos
>>127143272
Fròy/fròj or whatever that scandi O is
>>127143512
Fröja
I'm a scrub. How can I learn what to build? Where should I search?
>>127144460
whisper shadowcarz he is your man
>>127144556
>>127144556
>shadowcarz
nice one
>>127139370
>55% cooldown
>hydras lament on Thanatos
He may not suck, but you certainly do. I'm going to assume that the other team was just too retarded to live, especially based on Thor's topkek shit build
>>127144556
STOP BULLYING SHADOW
>>127026223
ayyy get dunked on
Shit players story time:
>start a conquest match, everyone calls their roles minus MadDawwwg
>0:01 left MadDawwwg chooses guan.
>match start MadDawwwg hugs the phoenix.
>4:59 everyone wonders what happens to MadDawwwg as he hasn't moved.
>MadDawwwg starts running to mid, gets destroyed being leveled one. Starts spamming the chat with Cyrillic everywhere.
>People realize he's russian, try to guide him to go left and kill minions.
>Keeps going mid and getting destroyed.
>I pull up google translate on my phone after a wave clear. Start saying "MadDawwg ostavil"
>More Cyrillic
>8:05 "MadDawwwg: Stuped fukin Amerikkkkkuns"
>10:00 Surrender goes 3-2, Chang'e says we can come back.
>10:45 "MadDawwwg: я был тpoллинг" and dc's
>>127145990
Personally speaking cheeki breekis are 75% bad while Brazillians are 65%
>>127145568
i remember in the EU vs NA "scrims" noone wanted to play with Shadow when we mixed up the teams lel
Guess who :^)
So uh, when is the 1v1 thing?
>>127147464
thanatos
>>127147464
I wanna say Tyr but I'm guessing Thanatos?
>>127147464
autistemis
>>127145990
>я был тpoллинг
This story is either made up or he was false flagging
That phrase is straight out of google translate
>>127147645
>>127147712
>>127148215
Naw I wish
>>127148268
I dont expect him to speak Russian himself, or to be able to memorize exactly what the Russian guy said with his fucked up characters. Anyone would have filled in the blanks with translate.
So they gave Ne Zha a new default model but they haven't worked on his abilities at all? such as his passive?
have they given him a new skin yet besides the Cyber one?
>>127149742
His passive was updated recently, its pretty good now.
>>127137012
Everyone needs to hear the Artemis scream VHH as she gets three man ganked
>tfw c9 wins the swc again
>>126991136
I also love how her ability counts as a basic attack buff so the animation is no different at all and impossible to anticipate
>>127150618
>mfw leusers think they have a chance
>>127150618
What the best pick for the wolrds teams
I havent watched any spl in a while
>>127151005
C9 > Epsilon > Paradigm > Dig > ayyy
>>127150716
She does an animation and shouts a line when she buffs herself, and her hands glow with fire when she has the buff active so you know her next attack will be that.
>>127151153
what did I say dig? I meant fanatic.
le heavyset college man of free poke
you'll never guess this one
>>127152052
Kumbha
>>127152052
This wasn't assault by the way.
>>127152052
xbalanque
>>127152052
Zhong
This guessing game is retardedly stupid. It's always taken from some shitter that buys random shit. So the only real information you get is the god physical or magical and from there it's just straight guessing
>>127152052
Aphrodite
>>127152052
Zing 10
>play motd
>tell my retard team not to pick merc and keep it all physical
>first thing my serqet buys is stone of gaia
Are there any videos on paladins with someone competent commentating on what's going on?
>>127154705
No spectator mode yet sadly.
I bet he was like
>ill outplay the shit out of them when I pop my salvation before my ult try to kill me now
>very late last year
>playing smite at like 1030PM
>lost my 2 last games after winning 10 in a row
>damn , shame
>first game today
>team is great, we roll, 0 deaths on my team, enemy team surrenders at 10, got mastery 5 on rama
man, thats a nice way to start the year!
>>127155430
I lost my first game of the year, we were doing well but our geb just peaced out
Think you can filter out anons? Who in the thread is the most likely to say each of these lines?
>"CC is broken unless it's Tyr's then it's awesome!"
>"Not using Kumba as your mid in 2016? Do you hate fun?"
>"You will never have Awilix suck you off while Bellona puts her dick in your mouth while Freya fucks your ass. Why even live?"
>"Black people cuck others, and are therefore immune to the effects of cuckolding themselves."
>"I'm going to marry Hou Yi, screw Chang'e."
>"You will never breed Suku whilst Awilix watches."
>>127155805
>Taroshima
>?
>Lhog
>?
>Robot
>?
>>127147509
Alright smiggen, here we go:
1v1 Tournament: 2016 is Shit Edition.
Where: Joust map
When: Starting 1 PM EST Saturday, January 16, 2016
Who: You (NA and EU)
Standard 1v1 Joust settings: 2 bans each, then blind pick. 1500 gold/level 1 start.
Double Elimination. Maybe Single Elim if we get a lot of signups. I'm not capping the number of signups because I don't imagine it will too many to handle.
Prizes for the top 3 are available (courtesy of Dear Leader):
800 gems
400 gems
Convention Tyr Skin
(If you win and you want the Tyr skin instead of the gems, it's your pick, etc.)
Tournament will have select matches streamed and casted.
If there seems to be popular interest in changing any aspects of the tournament, we can put up some votes or something.
Here's the signup:challonge com/tournaments/signup/5VqzD8osrP
and bracket:challonge com/smiggen
>>127156269
the last one is poplan I'm pretty sure
>>127155805
That last one isn't how it actually went and it most certainly wasn't me posting it.
>>127155805
4 is Bd, duh.
>>127156279
http://10minutemail.com/10MinuteMail/ for anyone who doesn't want to give an email out but'd like to play in the tournament.
ONE VEE ONE ME BRO
DANKBLOOD69 SIGNED UP AND READY TO MEME
>>127155805
1 is Taro, abviously.
2 is ShadowCarz.
3 is either Ace or Lhog.
4 is I dunno, Mambo or something.
5 is Robot.
6 is Poplan.
>>127156474
Whatever you say Poplan
>>127155682
As guan yu, Won my first game of the year
It ended with a split push (e.g. ward teleports the works) could reliably 1v1 a bellona (didn't need to person ran) and rekt the titan with my ult
p good year starting off oh and a fenrir skin
>>127154176
gotta get that sustain :^)
>landing the killing blow with athena spear throw
>killing with ymir freeze
>chasing until mystical mail finishes my prey
>killing an apollo during his ult chanelling
>killing with hydra lament proc applying on a crit as TYR
that just make me jizz my pant
>playing siege
>rotate to help other lane because they're low on health
>"wtf get out of our lane"
>i do what they want
>they both die on my way back
>>127149214
>>127148268
He said "я был тpoллинг" in english, but I figured whoever cared about the story would be willing to look it up for added humor.
>>127157032
>>127156518
Combine these two for all the right answers.
Lose every match because teammates are fucking cancer.
>>127158430
How is crown good on Anubis?
>>127158542
Its not. hes fucking retarded.
xybal has witchblade and that power or def item
they finally sold their starters after I told them 6 times around the 30 min point
>Winning streak as Xing Tian
>Instalocking Artemis who goes everywhere but duo lane ruins it
>>127159097
looks like you didn't support hard enough ;)
>>127157863
that's exactly what that dumb bitch said
>>127159208
You support a literal Level 5 then.
>>127159628
>both sub 30 on the same team
sometimes I wonder if this is deliberate
>Open new launcher
>Greeted by best goddess
Today's gonna be a good year
>tfw playing support and your adc isn't a mouth breathing brain dead retard
>>127160453
literally who
level 20 account with 5 mastery trying to explain to clan chat why merc is bad.
pls go and stay go
>>127160785
Just because Mercury isn't that great, doesn't mean you need to be so upset buddy.
>>127160785
>mercury fags defending shit husbando
>>127159628
HIREZ
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>>127161263
>>127161492
I dont give a half a shit if you think merc is good or bad. I do think you're a giant faggot for posting screencaps of yourself in clan chat.
>>127160453
>>127160785
Clan chat snippets from the shitter squad are always fun.
>>127163332
How are there two Awillix?
>>127163332
>ever considering using that skin
I wish I could hate you to death
>>127163734
>>127163539
What, I am using Neith's Carnaval skin
>>127163734
>tfw dick told me to buy that skin
>got it at 6° try
>first match of 2016
>assault swap
>give nox
>get arachne
>get fucked 0-6
I regret it only a little.
>get put against two premade clan in the same fucking team
>odin ah puch he bo hades xbalanque
>darkest of night followed by pillar of agony followed by cage followed by empty the crypt followed by tyde followed by vel
this is fun I like it
Well at least he muted me during the game
>>127160201
>Play support
>Adc is twenty feet behind me hitting the melee minions from max range
>full health and mana
>>127164517
>got wukong in assault
>friend that picked artemis wants thanatos
>guy that got thanatos wants wukong
>swap
>friend swaps with me
awww yee 6-5-12
>>127165036
Yes, and?
>>127164508
Look very closely. Do you see a Neith in this picture? I just see two Awillix, just one of them has a bow.
>tfw Poplan's the only other person signed up for the 1v1 tournament
Thanks for the gems Seth
>>127165769
at least Awilix has some class
>>127165790
>tfw Celirra signed up
>Played 1v1 against him before and got your ass handed to you
>>127165790
Can't wait to see them sick Arachne plays m8 :^)
Nevermind I cant play in the tournament after all since you cucks moved the date, enjoy your free gems :^)
>>127165790
I would have gladly joined but the clan chat is dead as dmbrandon's sister.
>>127167148
>moved the date
what? there's never been a date besides the 16th
>>127166609
Boy you know it
>>127167148
Ayyy
>>127167158
>Clan Chat
>Dead
u wot m8
Sign up at >>127156279
>>127167483
Is that the match where Copper was MERELY PRETENDING?
>>127167158
what does clan chat have to do with anything
>>127156279
Wonder if it will be on the new map or old by the 16th
>>127167550
It is indeed the one! And boy, how rused they were!
https://a.uguu.se/ivjfwb_ITWASALLMERELYAGRANDRUSE.webmStill sorry for ruining your fun Mao, didn't know you took the match so seriouslyBonus audioclip of lhog's reaction when I invited Shadow: https://a.uguu.se/dfldul_THECZARISHERE.webm
>>127097458
>implying I didn't play sports in high school
High school being the key word. Then I grew up and got an adult job that contributes something to humanity.
>>127098201
>These e-sports boys have to bust ass to make it.
Presumably if competitive hitting-head-against-a-wall existed, the top players of that 'sport' would also train for hours on end. So fucking what.
>The vast majority of racers, even the ones that you see on professional circuits, spend their entire lives devoted to the "art" of racing.
You've framed the problem perfectly. They're incentivized to do so (rather than something useful) because of the large potential money to be made.
If basketball players 'only' made ~200k max, then millions upon millions of inner city kids might spend hours of their time on a useful skill set, instead of throwing a ball in a hoop.
>Do you look down on racers, who have devoted their lives to something they are passionate about?
Amateur ones, of course not. You should be passionate about your hobbies.
>If not, can you still look down on these pro players who have devoted their lives to something they are passionate about?
Of course, because they should get a real fucking job that actually does anything of value for humanity instead of being pro hill jumpers.
>>127099807
This can be open for debate. But, let's just say that if pewdiepie was taxed at ~90% there'd be a lot less loser faggots trying to be the next pewdiepie and who would instead be learning a useful skill set.
>>127168901
So what do you consider a useful skillset
Why is it someone thought I would say something like what was said in the greentext? That is the exact opposite of what I would say.
>>127168901
He's right, we should all become farmers. The capitalist has gotten his way for far too long.
>>127168861
>Thorax impression
>Implying I even buy actives
>>127165790
I don't know how to sign up, otherwise I would.
>>127165790
but we have until the 12th
why do it now?
>>127170662
I signed up but I honestly know I can't win due to my utter dislike of 1vs1. Still, I'll try to put on a good show.
>>127156279
how are we handling EU vs NA matches this time
coin flip again?
>>127171573
I'm not even going to sign up since I find 1v1 joust about as fun as rubbing my face with a cheese grater.
In before the finals has Loki win by getting one kill at the 30 minute mark then doing a sweep.
>>127156279
Why level 1 start?
>>127171573
That's what it's all about Fred, a good show.
>>127172005
Because Pico posted before I got a chance to confirm what he typed out. It's gonna be level 3 like standard joust.
>>127155805
>>"CC is broken unless it's Tyr's then it's awesome!"
Taro has said several times he doesn't think this.
https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/strawman
>>127172905
fuck off taro
>>127172905
Taro says a lot of shit. "I refuse to play Loki on principle because he relys on toxic mechanics" and yet he plays Tyr. What he says and what he does are different things. Tyr also "relys on toxic mechanics", and so people obviously make the connection that he hates CC unless it's on Tyr.
>>127173051
Adding to this, one term he says is "Chain CC" in which he means locking down people.
Tyr is known for his 1 -> 2 combo that not only stuns them but displaces a group of people. I don't know how he doesn't see this as cancer but he sees two people coordinating their attacks as cancer.
>>127173051
>>127173405
Anon he said he'll detail his fixes for Tyr any day now.
>>127171573
I'd sign up to despite my shittiness at this game but 1PM EST is 2AM GMT+8
>>127156279
>2 bans each
How stupid. Oh well.
>>127156279
Do I need to be in the clan or just be a faggot that posts here? I already signed up, Hellsíng
>>127168901
Pewdiepie lives in Sweden faggot so he's getting pretty heavily taxed.
>>127175217
Standard for 1v1 joust.
>>127175392
Just a faggot that posts here, thanks for dropping the trip friend-o.If you see Copper in the tourney instalock arachne and rush hog3+combat blink pls
>>127173051
but Tyr sucks.
>>127175217
>>127175621
I'll talk with Pico to see if we should do 6 bans. Something people have always complained about Joust is that even though the god roster keeps expanding, number of bans doesn't; so you can't ban out the top picks and you can't ban out your god's counters.
>>127175641
I have much more insidious plans for each and every one of the people who sign up for this. I would also like to advocate for single elimination.
>>127169272
Pretty much anything. A burger cook at Burger King provides more value to society than any random pro gookclick player. Skilled trades are in demand and harder to find, etc.
>>127169793
This strawman thing people keep doing. Basically, it's as simple as this: Things that are helpful to human society should be incentivized, those that are not, shouldn't. Short selling and stock speculation should also be drastically taxed (de-incentivized) for this same reason. Imagine if all the extremely intelligent people spent their day in a career that helped humanity instead of trying to weasel money out of each other. Same with pro poker, etc.
>>127175898
>6 bans
2 is fine. 6 is way too much as you can just tailor your enemy to be shit for the god you're gunna pick.
It's like having the intention of picking a high damage mage with no escape and banning all assassins that can jump you.
6 is overboard.
>>127175972
> extremely intelligent people spent their day in a career that helped humanity
And what could be more helpful to human society than making foodstuffs and distributing it evenly?
>>127176065
I meant 6 bans total anon, there's not even an option to give each player more than 3.
>>127175659
This should explain why he picks Tyr.
>>127175972
>Entertainment isn't valuable
oke
>>127175621
>that the entire idea of 'bans' is nothing more than a lazy band-aid for terrible, imbalanced game design, and shouldn't be in the game at all
>>127175898
>so let's up it to 6
>>127176648
It actually adds a depth to the pick phase where you try to force the enemy out of certain picks and try to tailor your pick in a way that your worst match-ups aren't there. You can also somewhat predict what your enemy will play through this same idea.
It's an advanced concept I don't think a mongoloid like yourself would understand.
>>127176881
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>>127176335
>If Tyr had Kali's ult
Wow what a shitter.
>>127177061
>>127176624
...No, actually. Mindless entertainment that's nothing more than an outlet for animalistic competitive instinct isn't useful and or healthy for society.
>>127177405
>Entertainment is bad
>Sports is bad
oke
>>127177405
So team sports are nothing more than "animalistic competitive instinct"? What about teamwork and strategy?
>>127177405
Bowling is animalistic.
Amilie is a movie about base carnal instincts.
Van Gough was just expressing his caveman desire to kill.
>>127172005
>>127172150
Sorry yeah I meant level 3, the standard joust start. Slipped my mind since i dont play joust ever.
>>127175217
>>127175898
>>127176648
I kinda figured people would want this. Let's just try polling this to double checkstrawpoll me/6425724
>>127177209
>>127177061
>>127176881
>It actually adds a depth to the pick phase
ie, makes something tedious and shitty that didn't need to be?
>where you try to force the enemy out of certain picks and try to tailor your pick in a way that your worst match-ups aren't there. You can also somewhat predict what your enemy will play through this same idea.
Boring as fuck. I just want to fight my best guy against their best guy and see who wins. This meta-strategy shit is zzzzzzzz to the maximum. It also would be entirely unnecessary if the gods were actually balanced.
>my best god
>against your best god
>since they're both balanced, we just pick whoever fits our natural playstyle/favorite god
>see who wins with our skill in the field
Actually fun.
>It's an advanced concept I don't think a mongoloid like yourself would understand.
I understand it perfectly, and the faulty reason it exists. It's boring and tedious and does nothing but obfuscate from the real game.
The 10min queue/banning/draft phase is a main reason why so very few people play ranked Conquest, btw. Boring. As. Absolute. Fuck.
SMITE
VIDEOG GAMES
SMITE SMITE THE VIDEO GAME THIS THREAD IS ABOUT
SMGEN THE PLACE FOR SMITE RELATED DISCUSSION
>>127178714
>since they're both balanced, we just pick whoever fits our natural playstyle/favorite god
You'll never achieve the balance you imagine exists because you would have to give each god a kit that can deal with every other god, so essentially they'd all be the same. Which would make the game shit and boring.
>>127178714
TAROSHITMA IS BACK!!!
>>127178907
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>>127178936
TAROSHIMA A CUTE
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>>127179236
Copper noooooooo!
>>127177898
>>127177772
>>127178084
>>127178368
No no, playing team sports as a child or in your free time is immensely useful and valuable to you as a person. One learns teamwork, cooperation, how to win/lose with grace, hard work, exercise, etc. Absolutely valuable and all people should do it.
However, WATCHING sports, ie spending all Sunday sitting in front of espn is doing nothing other than giving you an outlet for your animalistic, tribal aggression. It's a net negative activity.
It's kind of like people who have no problem with religion, but see the huge faults that lie in organized major religions; same thing here.
Sports is a great thing that all people should take part in, but millions of people zombie-ing out in front of the TV all weekend watching grown men play a kid's game for millions of dollars is hugely detrimental to human society for the reasons i've given here >>127175972
and >>127168901
- as well as several more that could be mentioned.
People can still have the freedom to play kids games for a living, but it shouldn't be incentivized since it provides nothing of value to human society at large, and its very existence is actually detrimental because of the allure it gives young people to develop a worthless skill set to chase the dream of being rich and famous.
>>127179383
GO HOME TARO
GO HOME TARO
GO HOME TARO
>>127179383
>animalistic, tribal aggression
What about perseverance, determination? Why would sport networks employ analysts if the only value in watching is seeing some guy hit another guy really hard?
>>127179383
>Being entertained by entertainment is not good
>Watching a competition or joining one is not good
>Earning money by doing something you love is not good
oke
The shit I read in this thread.
>>127176335
>Tryndamere
>the champ that gets butt-blasted by any and all CC
It all comes together. Stuns just trigger traumatic experiences of LoL for him.
>>127178619
>Let's just try polling this to double check
You forgot "0 bans per player"
>>127180079
>forgot
taro pls.
If you want to work out a gentleman's agreement with your opponents to do less than 2 bans, that's fine.
holy shit why is hun batz so fun to play, literally no one expects his damage.
>>127180384
Any god can be fun to play.
Fucking Bakasura and Vamana can be fun to play.
>>127178890
>>127178907
>>127178936
>>127179162
>>127179236
>>127179372
>so essentially they'd all be the same.
This is a sort of strawman, really. Most of the hunters are basically the same kit, it just takes getting used to how to deal with it. Hou Yi's riccochet for example. His escape and Neith's escape are mechanically identical in most circumstances, even though they're 'different'.
Some gods have abilities that are just bonkers insane, though, and that remains the problem.
>>127180779
They're not the same at all. Which hunter has an ability anything like Hou Yi's ricochet? How is Rama in anyway similar to Cupid? Why do you base your argument on a single class of gods when there are five?
>>127179579
>>127179747
>What about perseverance, determination?
Yes, these are the same skills and traits you get from PLAYING team sports with dedication. That's not the reason people watch them, though.
>Why would sport networks employ analysts if the only value in watching is seeing some guy hit another guy really hard?
Because lots of retards like to watch grown men hit other grown men really hard.
>>127179778
Since you insist on continuing to strawman, LMFTFY:
>Being entertained by entertainment is fine
>Incentivizing grown men to play children's games for money instead of something useful because they have the possibility of making millions doing so is not healthy for human society
>Watching a competition is fine
>joining one is fine
>paying grown men millions of dollars to cultivate a worthless skill set and thereby incentivizing many other men to cultivate said worthless skill set is detrimental to society
>Earning money by doing something you love is great
>Earning lots of money by doing something that has no healthy, useful benefit to human civilization is not good, or noble, nor should it be encouraged
God I hate this fucking thread
>>127180779
>abilities that are just bonkers insane
True dat. Tyr's CC + heal is so OP. What do you think should happen to him?
I mean, you ""fixed"" Stealth, so fixing Tyr should be right up your alley. How wil you fix him?
>>127180779
>be 14
>be taro
>only play tryndamere
>riot changes him
>spend whole life looking for my knight with a massive sword
These wounds won't seem to heal
>>127180779
Not everything is a fucking falacy. Stop spewing out "starwman" to everything like it applies when it doesn't.
Okay so I've done the math.
Both the God Pack and 1500 gems costs $20. A god pack with all gods unlocked currently grants 363000 at best, assuming you bought all gods with favor and no promotions or anything. 363000/1500=242 favor for a gem.
With this in mind, is it worth purchasing the god pack for the favor?
>neith nigger walks right at you for his backflip trick
>he thinks he fooled anyone
>he thinks you can't close the distance with one dash and shatter his ass into pieces
I hope you don't do that retarded shit
>>127181178
Spoken like a true autist
>>127181178
Watching grown men play a sport with perseverance and determination can serve as inspiration to be like that yourself. Is that not valuable?
>Because lots of retards like to watch grown men hit other grown men really hard.
You can't just make generalisations like that. You don't know enough of these people to know what motivates them to watch these sports.
>>127181178
>Paying people for entertainment is bad
>Entertaining the masses is a useless skillset
>Earning money by entertaining the masses is bad
oke
>>127181491
It's taro. Most of the shit he spouts is pure nonsensical bullshit
I can't wait for the incoming taropost that's 5 paragraphs long that just taros up the whole page
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>>127178907
I recognized the gross imbalanced of both Stealth and Stun in the original Dota though, and after getting over my outrage that they continued to be allowed in the game, I abused them to the maximum by playing Troll Warlord and stunning people from 100 - 0 while they could do NOTHING in response, then using my Stealth dagger to get away with no risk to my person whatsoever. I regularly stomped entire teams with ease.
I also recognized the same gross imbalances of Stealth and Stun in World of Warcraft, and thus picked the race/class that was most able to counter the most cancerous and skill-free class in the game (Rogues), which was that of an Orc Warrior.
And thus was born:
Taroshima of the Burning Blade Clan
Legionnaire of the Horde
Loyalist to the True Horde Warchief, Garrosh Hellscream (RIP)
So does smiteguru score actually mean something?
Since i'm with 2k+ in most games..
>>127184374
>>127184374
>Use winning strategies
>Still mad
ALSO
>Stealth in Dota non-punishable
Dust, wards, gem
I mean you are an awful player and are playing with your kin, so it makes sense you say these things.
>>127184914
c-can anybody explain how to farm it?
>>127185503
play in a party orgit gud
>>127185659
no, but like, in my games usually the average score is 2-2.1k or so and I have a bit above 50% winrate.
So you'd think it'd naturally adjust to 2k since clearly my MMR is around 2k players, but it's not.
>>127184374
>most cancerous and skill-free class in the game (Rogues),
>not the let me fear you and burst dot you to the death while my inferno stomps your shit up in less than 5 seconds and you can't do anything about it cancer class warlocks
>>127185991
It's taro. Do you really expect anything else
I'm a noob and a healslut in most games.
What can I do to not be a shitter and actually contribute by being a healer?
>>127187621
You probably won't be able to play conquest; people like you tend to be quite beta and end up taking the bitch-role that is support but all the healers (bar sylvanus) are solo laners.No. Aphro support is not a thing anymore and never really was in the first place.
>>127187621
Aphrodite is a literal heal slut that does a lot of damage
>Want to learn a guardian so I can help team if my favorite classes are taken
>none of the guardians feel good
>Athena is the only one that seems interesting to me
Is Athena worth my time?
>>127188354
Yes.
>>127188354
she's already taken back the fuck off silver coward
>>127181313
>be sobek
>neith attempts that shit
>catch them with a hook and toss them back
>spam laugh as they die to tower damage
>Loki players
>Thanatos players
>>127190983
>mfw I instalock Loki
>>127190983
>ppl that don't play Loki
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>>127191367
>Shitters that "main" Loki
>mfw Aegis'ing your ult and making you even more useless because Loki is literally nothing besides a walking ult?
Not AS bad as Thanatos players, but close.
>>127185183
>Use imbalanced game mechanics to win via button press rather than skill
Everyone should be mad.
>Stealth in Dota non-punishable
All shitty bandaids that didn't do much. Kill a guy, run away, kill a guy, run away etc. ez
>I mean you are an awful player
Awful is a bit strong considering my smguru score is probably higher than yours.
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>>127186347
locks were probably second worst cancer TBC era upon getting Skill Coil
>3 second hard CC while they assrape you to death
>horrible game design
See the trend?
>>127191549
Love you, too! ;->
>>127191549
>get mystical mail, nemean and pop shield of the underworld when he teleports behind you meme
>he's at half health and his whole kit is on cd
what is this character besides a decoy spammer ?
>>127191278
>>127191367
>tfw cancer killing the game
>>127191623
Hope you guys like it
NSFW:https://40.media.tumblr.com/7c7e76eaa46befc6a44debf5aed69d0e/tumblr_o0ba3kEBRj1uic2ojo1_1280.png
Good night everybody.
>>127192492
fenrir
>>127193602
>you will never fuck nemesis's mom
>>127192009
>tfw taro is the ultimate cancer to smite
Good Xbal builds?
I'm thinking Bluestone > Devourer's > Ninja > Executioner > Ichival > Rage > Deathbringer
>>127194059
He's the cancer to the cancer.
That is to say, Taro is the chemo to Smite.
>>127194283
absolutely perfect don't change a single thing go my man pentas are awaiting for you
>>127194682
Nice try shitroshima
>>127193602Any version with a bigger bush
>>127194283
Hunters do not have situational or variable builds, there is one good way to do it.
For Xbal, its Trans > WT > SoulEater > Exec > Rage > DB
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