https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vddVhdYPQQQ
ms fortune you were so god damn bro-tier on dolphin shoals giving me first
an't stop looking at the wiggler bike's bottle. it just seems to pop out at me. It even has a buttplug(water propeller)N-no homo
>>71864767
them typos
You Guys still racing?
>>71864924
We're always racing m8
>>71864980
the fun never ends
Time to Join!!
god damn you twk
Sorry that I gotta go, guys. Sleep is taking over me, and the dog is taking over my bed. Good games to everyone I played against! I had a lot of fun today. I wish you good item luck, and I hope all of you have a wonderful day/night.
>>71865147
hope to see you
>>71865227
Thanks for squishing me ;_;
Leo is fking super sonic, I cant catch up to him
>>71865245
so many restless night of mk8 drreams
>>71865276
by the time i saw you it was too late i was like "no,wait,stop!"
>8th
>Douche takes item box
>gets 9th
>>71865439
Gotta go fast
Oh hey 1st. Whats up.
>pushed into truck by leo as shy guy
how do you weigh more im like twice your size
>Ms Fortune in 1st with triple red
>lightning
>>71866459
I boosted with a mushroom
>Dolphin shoals
>Fuck Fest
THAT GOLDEN SHROOM YES!!
I just finished second in Electrodrome and the game told me I came fifth. Australian internet is suffering.
>>71866894
And now comm error. Probably for the best.
>>71866998
aussie.net doesn't take losing well it crashed from the 5th
>boost into banana peel over the finish line for 4th
CLASSY
brb, quick break, hungry as fuck
>>71866476
How many damn lightnings were in that race anyways? I got trip reds again right after and another lightning! Gah!
It was too much power.
And, I just choked hard on Toad Harbor. Aha!
ouch
>>71867341
toad harbor is the wrong neighborhood this time of night.
>room full of koopa kids
i like this
Goodnight guys, it was fun.
>>71868468
I'll get you next time.
>>71868425
I left to join as Toadette, but I think I'll pick a KK instead!
>Stealing 2nd from larry at the last second
>>71868840
making ramen real quick then i'll be back as lewdwig
good morning everyone
>nintendo doesn't let me use ethernet cables
>wiiu won't pick up wireless for some reason
god dammit all i want to do is kart
Guess I'll go change into Morton or something
I thought you would have had me on Bowsers Castle, Kervin!
I totally messed up and hit that spiked ball thingy.
>>71870289
Yeah I was literally behind you on that one and had to drift to the outside to avoid it.
That was a good all-Koopaling race on Dolphin Shoals
>a blue shell knocks larry off the tracks
oh lawdy
Trying to take my first, Drumsies!?
>>71872319
>mfw I got a coin from the final item box
>>71872526
Aha.
You finally ended my streak!
is there a lobby up right now?
are people playing?
i can never seem to get into a lobby with people, only ever by myself
its like 4 people. put in the code in op's image
It was good fun karting with you guys. I can see now why Morton is so popular.
dis shit's awesome! but dont take my word for it, see for yourselves.
http://www.justin.tv/kai8594
Who has the best Mii?
>tfw want to race but all the /v/ bros are sleeping
>>71878483E-europe is here
>>71878862
i keep joining empty lobbies
thanks europe......
>>71875725
Stop plugging this fucking garbage.
So where is everyone this morning?
>>71882720
thats what i wanna know im lonely
>>71883029
Join me or something
>>71883280
i don't have you added
>>71883842
Keep joining the lobby until you find someone
>dat banana snipe
Hello everyone! Just woke up. I'm ready to kart! Judging by the replies, I guess didn't miss too much.
>>71885175
i'm about to see if people are playing, it's been dead for the past few hours
>>71885361
Nobody from Australia or somewhere playing? That's a bummer. Well, I'm ready to join you if you find a game!
I'm in a group with three others. Try and find us.
>>71885662
Alright, I'll do that! Zef, you can join me, since you're on my Friend List and stuff.
>>71885662
Nice win! If that's you as >ISHYGDDT that is.
>>71885992
>and then I lost the next race
>>71886229
You win some, you lose some, I guess!
>can't win any races
>my feet hurt from the pedals
>I have a flat tire
>none of these plebs even inside drift
>I wish I was at home playing video games
>tfw no qt 1st placing gf
i'm missing a lot of item boxes today...
You niggers better still be karting when I get out of class
a dry bones spawned under me...
mario kart 64 on sgdq, i'll be back after
>>71887264
>none of these plebs even inside drift
I would use an inside drifting bike if this was Mario Kart Wii, but it isn't.
>>71887442
I keep missing people with items. I only seem to hit people when I try to avoid hitting them.
>>71887616
I definitely will be!
this is boring, coming back now
that fucking bomb
my bomb hit me, blaze and i think zel as well worth it
>last stretch of the final lap
>item box
>fire flower
Why can't I win today?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_a7U8peVfY
>hitting all the people i don't want to hit with items
im so sorry
>>71890690
Sorry for hitting you with that Star. I tried my best to avoid you.
>>71891000
i've accidentally crashed into you with triple shells at least three times now, it's no big deal
That Dk jungle round was some bullshit right there. I'm glad it's over.
I really hate getting hit by that damn fireflower.
i'm beginning to notice a theme in my races today...
>>71891640
Damn Leo, you got exactly same setup as I do
>>71892137
Just felt like given Koopa some love. I'm doing a terrible job though.
>Switch to Toadette
>Dog joins
I've made a horrible mistake.
I always choke
break time
>Communication Error
Well at least I can switch back to Mario.
not sure but i think i stoleded blaze star
DK Jr., if you're here, I just want to tell you I really love your drawings on the Miiverse community.
ok I'm done for a little
>>71895738
>tfw can't draw
>>71896440
I can't draw very well either. Practice makes perfect though, Anon! If you keep drawing, I'm sure you'll get better. I believe in you.
you guys sure made the faggot split screening with me quit
food break is taking longer than anticipated
>comm error
Gonna take a quick break for a snack
>joined with my time trial set up
whoops one sec
>>71896440
I can't draw for shit on tablets and the like. On paper is a different story.
I've only drawn one good thing on Miiverse: Sonichu
>in second place
>both first and third have red shells
>neither use them
We'll okay then
RUINED IT
Slamfag reporting
gotta love bullying someone with red shells
>>71899786
What have I done
>>71899786
;_;7
>>71899885
Daily reminder that [s4s] has the best jams to slam to.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ2wyIrsSHk
>rolling a setup with 1.25 speed
I'm gonna regret this
Hey, on some tracks like Royal Raceway, I'm able to keep on drifting through a turn way after I've accumulated a super mini turbo. Typically, is it faster to boost as soon as possible (assuming I won't fly into a wall or off the map) and start another drift to build up another turbo, or is it faster to drift the entire way though? I would assume boosting asap would be the fastest but I though I'd ask anyways.
>tfw squished squigs after lightning ;_;
>>71900423
>guys which is faster, one mini turbo or two mini turbos
really
>>71900614
It's alright. I mean, it only makes sense. You're Bowser and I'm Mario after all.
>>71900646
I figured enough. The question was bugging me as stupid as it was though.
Agh. I just choked with that green shell. I'll get you next time dog.
that was the worst race of my life
Jesus Christ I've been doing so shit these last few races
>lose because le heavy bumps me
fuck dk jungle, why is the flight ramp so fucking tiny
>>71899173
I'm decent on paper, but everything I draw on Miiverse is sketchy as fuck. I just don't have the patience for all those nifty pixel shading things that all the cool kids do.
Hi Big Band!
>>71902371
Now that race I squished you. I'm sorry.
hi bowserbro
>>71902972
makes us even
I can't into turns
>>71902972
Heya! i don't know if I should call you Squiggs or Marie now
>DubsChekem
>purposely loses to get 666 points
>blue shell hits me right on the turbo strip
Das it mang
>>71902860
I'm old fashioned and proud. These youngsters with their tablets ain't got shit
>>71903354
I guess Marie since that's what my Mii is now, but if you're too used to calling me Squiggs, I understand completely, heh!
Good 1v1, Barkley.
>>71904235
I hate that being light means I can actually miss boxes by going between them
Now that the novelty has worn off, we can all agree on this for the most part, no?
>>71904452
No.
Barkley...
>>71904452
>>71904452_no
>>71904452
>Mount Wario and Grumble Volcano in boring tier
>>71899786
I would've loved to be the one who ruined it.
Using objectively shit sets yields objectively shit results. I got bullied off Music Park.
>>71904452
Yoshi Valley isn't shit, it's decent. No real bad turns or anything.
Shit tier courses are: Dry Dry Desert, Sherbert Land, Mario Circuit, and probably Dolphin Shoals.
There needs to be a Too-Hard-For-You tier that includes: Toad's Turnpike, Grumble Volcano, Rainbow Road, Toad Harbor, Bowser's Castle, etc.
>>71905369
>m-muh traction
Whoever shoots red shells backwards is a huge faggot
>Communication Error
Well darn it. I'm gonna go eat, I'll join back in a bit!
All u hevies sur r slow :^)
If I manage to win with this setup I will be absolutely impressed.
>>71905440
I actually know how to hug turns even in those shit places, but come on, who really likes slippery levels/courses? Come on now. They don't have the most fluid, natural feeling of turns either.
>>71905482
It's better to throw them backwards when the person ahead of you has good defense (triple bananas, etc) since you can't hold items in inventory anymore.
I don't know why people keep bitching about this.
>>71904452
Everything is top tier except for
Dry Dry Desert
Toad Turnpike
>>71905369
Sherbert Land is only shit because the ice parts are too boring.
Mario Circuit has enough turns to make it fun.
Dolphin Shoals is kind of lame as well, but not because of the traction. Not enough delicious drifting areas.
>>71905772
git fucking good if you can't handle different tracks
This fucking guy
everytime i look at his mii i think of peanut butter and butterfingers
like what the fuck
>>71906017Already am, and you'd know it if I mentioned my name, friend.
>>71906068
I hate his face, just as much as the guy from Chile.
>>71906184toby?
>>71906348
http://youtu.be/pUvIQpQVQd0
>>71906428
When you have those rotating items, USE THEM on red shells, especially if you only have one. They get through those gaps occasionally.Unless of course you get so good, that you can predict when you will get hit just from the sound of the shell incoming, and you know if you need to drop a banana or not. Not that it matters, but it shows experience.
Worldwide is fun because I can win every time and fuck around at the end.;_;
>>71906806
Also use your rear-view mirror and get in his way!
>>71906068
>peanut butter and butterfingers
Why am I laughing so hard?
When will you fucks quit letting toby get so far ahead
Okay, let's get a poll
Favorite Character by each weight class
Favorite Kart
Favorite Bike
Favorite ATV
Favorite Wheel
Favorite Glider
>Baby Mario, Daisy, Wario
>Circuit Special
>Standard or Mr. Scooty
>Standard, haven't unlocked either of the other two yet
>Roller or Slim, Depends on the weight class
>Bowser Glider
>>71906428
Fuck I was DeVito
Oh fuck, that was crazy sweets canyon
>>71906806
Sounds good, thanks for the advice, kind anon
my internet is acting australian, i think i'll play later
>>71907123
>Favorite Character by each weight classMii in all categories
>Favorite Kart
Pipe Frame
>Favorite Bike
None. Maybe the Mr. Scooty because it's cute.
>Favorite ATV
None.
>Favorite Wheel
Crimson Slim
>Favorite Glider
Cloud GliderCan you guess who I am?
>>71907123
>Lemmy, Yoshi, Roy
>Landship
>Flamerider
>Teddy Bear
>Slick
>Cloud or gold
>>71907123
Favorite Character by each weight class
>shy guy, iggy, bowser
Favorite Kart
>pipe frame
Favorite Bike
>implying
Favorite ATV
>wiggler
Favorite Wheel
>slick or slim
Favorite Glider
>bowser kite or wario glider
>>71908004
>Iggy
Excellent choice! Definitely one of the more underrated Koopalings.
Don't you just love it when he turns and says "Yeah, yeah, yeah!"
>Favorite Character by each weight class
Toadette, Mario, Wario
>Favorite Kart
Cat Cruiser or Sneeker
>Favorite Bike
Varmint or Mr. Scooty
>Favorite ATV
Teddy Buggy
>Favorite Wheel
Slick
>Favorite Glider
Gold Glider or Peach Parasol
>>71907675Ryza Jr.?
>>71908232
iggy and roy are the only acceptable koopalings
Who ramped the rng bullshit up to 11?
>>71907123
Aesthetics or hardcore MLG actual playing?
>>71908356*Ding, ding, ding!*
>>71907123
>Toadette, Iggy, DK, Wario
>Pipe Frame
>Sport Bike
>Wild Wiggler
>Slim, Slick
>Cloud, Wario Wing, Parasol
>>71900930
>using marioi thought i was the only person who does that
>>71908615
Goddamn Ryza why did you stop at finish line in shy guy falls yesterday, I won but I feel hollow
>>71908876
>blue shell hits
>5 accel
>>71908876
The risk, man. It's all about the risk! Easy wins are no fun.Also, I like /v/'s reactions. Many laughs were had!
>>71908615
Looks like that guy in the image was just a little bit frustrated! Just a little.
>>71908851I play as Mario mainly because he's my Dad's favourite. He's really happy when he sees me playing, since he hasn't really been able to grasp a Mario Kart game since the Nintendo 64. Other than that though, Mario is still really rad. I like him.According to that one chart, I'm boring and/or a hipster, though. Oh well.
>>71907123
>Larry, Iggy, Rosalina
>Birdybuggy
>Sport Bike
>Wild Wiggler
>Slim, Metal
>Waddle Wing, Peach Parasol
>>71907123
>Favorite Character by each weight class
Shyguy, Luigi, Dong
>Favorite Kart
Pipe Frame
>Favorite Bike
Flame Rider
>Favorite ATV
No.
>Favorite Wheel
Slick, Sponge (with DK and pipeframe)
>Favorite Glider
Bowser Kite
>Hitting the same person 3 times in a row with one boomerang
Feels good man
>>71909753
i'm always asking myself why people pick mario in mario kart/party, always seemed boring
you're alright with me
>>71907123
>The Koopalings
>Circuit Special
>Sport Bike
>Wild Wiggler
>Slim
>Plane Glider,MKTV Parafoil
I can spare half an hour, so I'm comin online.
AND NOW FOR THE MAIN ATTRACTION
>>71907123
>Lemmy, Wendy, Luigi, Rosalina, Wario
>Circuit Special
>Yoshi Bike
>that blue teddy bear one
>Azure Rollers
>Cloud
>>71911879
Hi! Is it time for SG Kart?
>>71907123
>Favorite Character by each weight class
Shyguy, Ludwig, Bowser
>Favorite Kart
Circuit Special
>Favorite Bike
Flame Rider
>Favorite ATV
Teddy
>Favorite Wheel
Crimson/Standard Slim
>Favorite Glider
Gold or Bowser Kite
>>71907123
>Characters
Toadette, Waluigi, Bowser
>Kart
Boat
>Bike
Flame Rider
>ATV
Wriggler
>Wheel
Dose slicks
>Glider
[[happiness intensifies]] clouds
>>71911879
I want to look up that skirt
>>71912468
l-lewd
>>71912613
brb quick fap to you
>In a lobby with 3 rosalinas on bikes
>continuously end races with me 1st and them in 2nd/3rd/4th
Space sluts can't handle me.
aw man everyones online now and my internet is STILL australian
LEO PLS
>>71913245
Darn, hope it gets better soon.
>>71913245
Play anyway
>>71907123
Favorite Character/daisy-baby daisy-heavy with max weight
Favorite Kart-gold kart and buggy
Favorite Bike-sport bike and yoshi bike
Favorite ATV-teddy bear
Favorite Wheel-slims/crim slims
Favorite Glider-parasol
>>71913345
if its still acting up after i cook dinner i'll come beat you a few times anyway
>>71913345
>encouraging people to play Plein mode
Hell no.
>>71913932
But Zef is best Bowserbro
Fug all these reds today
>>71913932
80% of this tourny plays Plein mode for me
here i come bitches!
>>71907123
>Toadette, Peach, Morton
>sports coupe
>flame rider
>Turbo Teddy
>slick / off road
>sail plane / gold
>>71904452
>that Rainbow Road race
Goddamn, Arreks was on my ass the whole time. Felt great throwing that green behind at him at the last second
>>71914792
>mount wario not fun
Your list is automatically shit.
>>71907123
>Favorite Kart
Badwagon or Pipe Frame
>Favorite Bike
Sport
>Favorite ATV
Shiggler Wiggler
>Favorite Wheel
Either Slick or Slim
>Favorite Glider
Wario
And my favorite character isMii or Ludwig
>>71914792
>Mount Wario that low
Urafaget
that was a clean race for me
>>71914792
this list is awful
>>71914792
>dry dry desert in fun tier
stoppedreadingthere.jpg
>burn out into comm error
i-i blame plein connection...
>>71914792
b8/10
>>71915501
join me then
>comm error again
>>71915654
coming!
twk did you get bump off the short cut on shy guy fall?
>>71915956
I was on the edge
1st four times in the last five races! Now that's what I'm talkin about!
>>71916135
You're lucky I fucked up trying to hit you
LEO PLS
I'm dying laughing here.
>>71916027
you just had to hit me with that boomerang
>>71916224
Also dieing over here
>LaN proving further that Roy's are bullies
>>71916329
I was mad, it made lose that item box.I'm sorry.
>>71916508
>>71916508
what happened at the end?
>Mario Kart 8 threads turn into /fgg/ rejects waifufagging harder than Toadette or Rosalina players
Fun ruined. Dead game.
>watch leo trying his hardest to line up that green shell on me when he could have overtaken me anyway
f-fuck you
also comm error, i think tonight is not my night..
>>71916827
Fucked up on the glider shortcut. Slowed me right down. Then fell off the edge hugging the corner too hard.
Well, it took two super horns to take me out, but I still got fourth. Probably woulda done better if Wario didn't bump me from that last item box, hahaah.
>>71917083
S-sorry.. I couldn't help myself ;_;
>>71917162
i'll join back again in about an hour or so if you're still racing, when everyone goes to bed my net should calm down
Cerebella you shit, how did you knock me off like that? Hahaha. 4th again.
>>71916992
>expecting regular threads on /vg/ not to turn into a circlejerk
>get gold coin
>red shell behind me
I knew this would come.
>>71917524
That star though
>>71916992
>>71917659
>having fun in a video game with other people is a circlejerk
Who put that banana by the shooty thing?
Bullshit ending, but I'll take it.
plein, how do you get the red boost on the firdt turn of toad harbor?
Holy shit that was great
>4th race in a row where I'm 4th
A new streak!!!???
Them green shell dodges, nailed it.
Lucky lucky lucky me
Alright I gotta go for a bit, got some late afternoon yardwork to do.
LEO YOU TRICKED ME
TWICE
if i'm not lazy i'll try and connect
We need Big Band and Peacock in here
Well I done goof'd on that last part. Time for break.
>>71918273
You mean a red drift boost? I dunno I don't usually go for one because it takes too long, I try to chain two blue boosts on that corner instead.
I have done it a few times though, I guess you just need to drift earlier and wider but its probably not worth it.
damn it i tried pushing cerebella through the goal
>>71920057
NOPE
FUCK YOU NIPPON YOU ROBBED ME AND I TRIED SO HARD AIDYGDSAHGSIUG
LEO PLS
>kicked for driving backwards
>eat 5 red shells on the second lap
>>71920448
Yeah, been like that since MKW. Gotta drive forwards time to time or it kicks you.
Taking a break. Have some things I need to do around the house.
GOD DAMMIT ZEF STOP TRICKING ME
>>71920826
Thanks for the laughs!
FOILED AGAIN
>>71921473
PAYBACK
>Bump into Zef
>slingshots me over the finish
Game pls
Bella spinning me right into the lightning pad!
>2nd lap, see cerebella stop
>immediately assume it's the final lap and stop as well
>realise my mistake
CEREBELLAAAAAA
Leaving for dinner, I'll be back in a bit. Good games to everyone I played!
>>71922551
I MADE THE SAME MISTAKE TOO FUUUUUCK
>>71922517
I saw thatthat's what you get you dirty fishbone
How do you drift when using the Wii Wheel and/or Classic Controller?
i'm gonna play another game, all the skullgirls are so based i love you all
>throw THREE red shells at bilbo, he only has a banana for protection
>all three shells go behind him and then break for no reason
>he keeps his banana and 2nd place
BULLSHIT
>2nd time in a row I've been following closely behind Plein
>the pack catches up to me just barely with a triple red shell
>can't catch up because everyone including myself got triple mushroom
>finish 6th
>tfw I'm 13th wheel
>Some guy playing Iggy is so fucking laggy that nothing hits him
>about to finish 2nd when blue shell hits Plein, but get hit by the verrrry edge of the blast radius
>finish 6th again
Artery-poppin!
HA! Nor blue shell nor lightning nor red shell could keep me from winning that time!
so who hit the banana i threw on the anti gravity section on thwomp ruins?
>>71924429
On my game the blue shell hit well beyond the finish line. I was wandering what happened to you. Either way, that was the second time in a row I stole your place thanks to someone hitting you at the last second. Hopefully you have better luck even though you tried to bump me into the wall that last race.
That lightning on Electrodrome ruined my day, I hope you're happy.
Plein you laggy motherfucker you...
Where theVIDEO GAMESat?
Ready or not, here I come!
>>71924807
I almost did right after you threw it!
That was a good shot!
>>71925135
>Plein
>not Pelodance
you guys broke my wiiu with that sweet land race had to restart
>comm error
Dammit, now I'm probably not gonna be in the same lobby as Plein.
>>71925741
You know you can rejoin recently played with people right?
>>71925135
Surely I can't be -that- laggy. I'm getting hit by more green shells and fireballs than usual each race.
you've got some revenge comin' your way ms. fortune
candy you are tsundere as hell today
>>71926028
Uh... I knew that! Yeah.
>Knocked off 3 times
When will the heavyweight bullying end
>get nothing but boost items in last place
>never leave last place
so boost items are useless and i can't get offensive items gg mario kart 8
>>71926219
with what the piraha plant?
>>71926448
boomerangs
>>71926409
Hope your RNG item luck gets better soon. I'll hop on with you guys soon!
>>71926086
Nothing purrsonal.
Plus, I saw that star. Rather.. felt it.
>>71926548
i might hit if your in front of me if your behind i just throw it without looking back
>>71926740
heading out for work so i won't be seein ya' ulness you're on way later
>>71926752
revenge complete with that toad harbor race
also ryza wot were you doin
How DARE you Peacock!
How DARE you take that victory from me!
>>71927004
I have to get in my grown-up car now and take my manchild roommate to the laundromat
race with you later :3c
if i buy shovelknight will i ever play mk8 again
>>71927292
I was going for a Flawless Reverse Victory! :(
>>71927578
thought you got super cocked would have let you complete it if i had known sorry man
>>71927356
I bought it. It seems fun. I play for a hour or so. It'll be comfy on the couch later.
I'm playing MK8 right now though.
>>71927292
I really should have looked at the gamepad to see if you had that boomerang still. Aha.
Catchu later.
So I'm trying to be even more aggressive than usual by throwing items backwards when I'm in first or second. I think I'm getting better at aiming shells.
What about you guys? Is your racing style offensive or defensive? And do you think MK8's one-at-a-time item rule has made races shifted direction into a more fluid, aggressive game in general?
Are you guys doing teams?
>>71927809best trap
>>71927985
>tfw you have always been picked last for teams your whole life
y-you too
>>71927292
Well, I'll probably be on later. My sleep schedule is screwing up again anyway.
>>71928448
Are you me?
One day...one day we will get all 6 skullgirls in one lobby
>>71927853
Defensive is so boring.
Any person in first place can hold a banana behind them and get a cheap win. Aim that shizz!
>>71928663
Eventually.
if there are teams tonight i will play
Nice try lil jap loli. :P
You still managed to get first though!
>>71927853
I play Roy.
>>71929543
Perfect answer.
>>71929543
how does this answer their question at all
Pink taffy path confirmed for destruction.
Also.. I wish you didn't pass me when I had those trip reds on tick-tock, marie!
>This Star Luigi character
Fiesty lil' guy needs to learn his place!
>>71930283
Ah well, stuff happens.
The amount of bullying going on is crazy
What happened there Harry? Did the horn not hit you?
>Stops and goes from 4th to 11th in front of the finish line
M-Marie why!?
spectating marie my baby daisy bot steal crazy 8 star on yoshi vallile
>>71931006
She does that to alot of people. One day I will FORCE HER ACROSS THE LINE
>>71931213
Marie, you stop that this instant!
>>71931206
Broke my heart. How dare she.
>>71931006
>>71931213
>>71931307
I don't wanna!
>>71931213
not unless i force you across the line first
>>71931307
But I'm not Marie
When did all of these Skullgirl Mii people start playing? When these threads got moved to /vg/?
>>71931402
ZEF NO PLS
MARIE PLS
>>71931436
Sorry, wrong quote
>>71931386
Marie, you'll get a spanking! You be a good girl now!
>be in first on Yoshi Valley
>actually fall of the course due to squid ink
shameful
>>71931213
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvlNN8zv-Yo
>>71931553
No, I started a couple weeks agoMe and Squigly/Marie kinda started the whole switching to skullgirls miis though. But I enjoy it greatly
>Unable to join
i-i didn't wanna play, anyway..
>>71931757
It's ok. I'm waiting for the lobby to open up as well
>>71931672
You can't tell me what to do! You're not my real dad!
>>71931720
Oh my god, you uploaded it. That's great. IT'S NOT GREAT HOW I GOT BOOSTED OFF YOUR MUSHROOM THOUGH I LOST THATT FAIR AND SQUARE!
>>71931716
>TFW bullying the lil' jap loli.
i sure hope me playing as max weight wario, that im bumping you guys of the track
>>71931757
>tfw this generals "inner circle" is so tight people don't even join the other rooms the tournament have open and instead just sit and wait
>>71932425
Me and Marie and broseven if her wish on the skullheart was the suffering of the medicis
>>71932425
don't worry anon, not everyone on here is like that. i enjoy facing new opponents, sometimes a smaller lobby is relaxing too
LEO PLS
The RNGods deemed you worthy of surviving that Moomoo farm lil' jap loli!
Be thankful!
Nice greenshell on the water park!
Hit 4.1k worldwide rank, unlocked the gold glider (fucking finally) and I'm starting to get tired of this game. Is this the end, /v/?No, it's not because I'm suddenly losing like crazy at 4k
TILT CONTROLS
>>71932425
Well why wouldn't you?
You get more challenge because they're good and you get to speak. The others don't speak. They just stare with their weird blank-faced miis!
>>71933269
>>71933295
>they're circlejerkers, therefore they're good
sound logic
>>71933249
4k racing really isn't fun/v/ racing is beginning to be the same imo so maybe it is
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>71933348
>Circlejerking implies regulars.
Yeah, pretty much.
>>71933513
MK 8 /v/ right now is more like a room with 1-2 4k+ players, some 3k+ players, and then the rest 1k shitters and/or trolls.
Ms Fortune.
That back-fired on your cute lil' ass, didn't it! >:3
>tfw got kicked trying to push marie over the finish
one day...
>sniped Plein super long distance with green shells
>get fourth 1st place finish in a row
>>71933947
I got a communication error as well. Sorry for pushing you to do that!
Nice steal, Ryza.
>>71933889
No way!
Even a single honk is a good honk. Even if it knocks me to the back.
I love to honk!
a car on toads turnpike really knocked me into the goal
>>71933971
>get complacent
>doesnt even get close to first twice in a row
>try to green shell Plein who's behind me
>he hits me in return
Touche
>>71933971
I looked back to see where those green shells were going, ran into a banana, then got hit by the shells anyway. That was not my race.
Holy shit, Candy.
I don't know how I dodged that!
>>71934205... 2cute4me
>>71934205
bigband_sLP.gif
Marie, you learn your lil' place!That blue shell got us both! Stop lying video game!
bowser topsy turvy
NICE BOOST INTO A POLE, PLEIN
WA!
>>71935041
Youknow your place!But yeah, got lucky. Same with that Spiny Shell.
>>71935056
I gotta draw that sometime.
>Lilie joins the battle
Ah! Fresh meat! >:3~
>>71935042
Sorry, meant to reply to this one, not myself.
nothing hurts more than when a light character knocks me off the course
>>71935308
aaa please do :3
>Last item on Mount Wario
>Blooper
>>71935603
Ryza rooms are best rooms. Good luck.
>>71935103
I usually try to cut right across the offroad there but I forgot I only had one mushroom and turned back towards the track a bit too late. Not the brightest thing I've done.
LILIE
No stealing first place from me! That was very naughty!
>>71935751
That's okay, I've since screwed up every race since.
>>71935680
*worst
He's good but he's an annoying cunt with a huge ego. It gives me a headache.
Catchu guys later.
Gotta go out and do a few things right quick.
Thanks for the fun.
>>71936038
Nah, I'm just out to have fun!
whoever had that 8 at the end ruined me.... bomb explosion into shell into being squished twice by the music note
>>71936038
This.
Can't take it easy when he's there ;_;
>>71936038
I can respect how much effort he puts into trolling /v/ while still being pretty good. It takes dedication to be so consistently annoying.
>>71936272
Stay gold.
>>71936272
Good games! See you later!
>almost 1st on Rainbow Road
>Plein zips ahead of me, get coin for last item
Fuck
>>71936352
>TFW bullied jap loli into submission.
D'aww..Not sure if I should feel good about this!
so how do i post a video on the /v/eekend mii verse page?
>leading in Cloudtop Cruise
>drift the wrong way
>takes four seconds to get out of the wall
>hit with green shell
To be fair, Plein got it worse. Hit with a shell AND a star off the cliff.
literal luck
>Fukua
j.HK too good.
>>71936931
Not him butno one ever answers this!
>>71936301
Are you a spic?
>>71937016
I kinda lucked out after that though, clawed my way back into 2nd and narrowly avoided a mid-air blue shell blast to steal first.
>>71937343
Yeah, think so. Why?
>tfw no one toscratch your backwhile racing
>>71936849
I got the better of you a bunch of times, faget.
>>71937525
>no white man
Diversity.
>>71937583
2nd from right
>>71937659
That's not a white guy, that's a mexican or a central/south american of some sort.
marie tricked me again...
>TFW Room full of cuties.
WHAT DO
>>71937583
>>71937659
>>71937729
>missing Yoona
>>71937846
arr rook same
so no teams...?
>>71937525
lol Harry
>>71937892
I'd do teams if anyone else wants to join.
>>71937487
I just imagine you as a mexican manlet.
Alright niggs I'm back
leo pls
>>71938019
Pretty much.
@Zef That was brutal man. Is there no justice!?
>Toad's Turnpike
>in 1st
>TV randomly shuts off for TEN SECONDS
>still finish 3rd
>>71938374
>gamepad
>>71938286
what did i do i'm not sure
>>71938286
Guess there is, you lucky lil' bastard!
I'm coming for you next round!
>>71938532
You fell at the end of the cloud course.
Merchant you should be playing as Lakitu, since he's the biggest fucking jew in this game
>See red shell coming up behind me
>Hits my shell and breaks but mine remains intact for some reason
>Don't notice this and release the item button
>Hit myself with my own green shell shortly after throwing it
At least I still won I guess, though it actually looked like you were ahead of me on my screen, TWK.
>>71938449
Anyone else fuck up by looking down at the gamepad to see what items people have and such? I think I'll try out this tomorrow instead.
Oh god Crimson, WARIO'S GOT TOO MUCH BOOTY FOR POOR LITTLE SCOOTY
>>71938449
I use the gamepad for the map, not the screen. I use the pro controller to play.
>>71938676
On turnpike? we were pretty close
Ah! You're a lucky lil' critter Lilie!
I could almost taste your fear, as I trailed so close behind!
>>71938757
Scooty puff jr. is the best though
>tfw replacement charger will be here in a few days so I can finally play after 2 weeks of no gamepad
Has anything big happened recently? Any new challengers to be weary of?
>mfw I'm going to miss teams.. again!
How Unfurtunate.
>>71939110
not really, same old
there are more skullgirls though
>>71939263
I swear to god
>>71939263
Hold the fuck up we're doing teams now?
No, no, no Cerebella!
Not a second time!
what time are we doin teams?
>throw red shell at Plein
>it just sits behind him
>sits there
>sits there
>SITS THERE
never hit him for the rest of the race
Is there a list of all the people who race with /v/?
today was a long day, but i'm back
>>71939110
Don't you own any Wiimotes or anything? The game supports pretty much any controller.
>>71939638
Eh, I'm cool with whenever
>>71939830
I haven't even played teams yet.
Shall we give it a go?
Haha time for more mario kart
http://strawpoll.me/1995595
Probably forgot a few but whatever
>>71939893
You guys in?
>>71939638
I'm cool with whatever you find good!
>>71939695
Hiya! Glad to see you back!
>>71940159
there is one literally every day why
>>71939893
as long as you join LOLCENAWINS
Why is she so perfect?
lets go teams after this one!
>>71940159
There's already one: http://www.strawpoll.me/1988252
You've actually forgotten some of the ones on the previous poll, not to mention yours has less options
Most people voted that their waifu isn't listed so whoever is making these polls does not know the right people to put
>>71940291
She's only perfect in the fact that she's a princess and causes me to think of real perfection, Daisy.
fuck it I'm waiting in the team lobby for you guys
>>71940401
space witch > glorious orange princess imo
>>71940493
I'll join teams after this one.
>>71940367
>>71940159
really...?
>>71940493
Joining!
>>71940760
Thank you based god
w-what team should i join?
>>71940367
I made that one. I was working on an updated one, but trashed it. I'll redo it sometime.
>>71940760
Actually, gonna eat first.
>>71940861
Blue! LOLCENAWINS!
>>71940861
CENAWINS
red team needs more dudes!
join: 7513-3269-0783
>fukua
go away candy ;_;
>>71941452
Wassup clone
>>71941452
>>71941663
Purrfect.
>>71941632
well i guess ill leave it 7 red
>>71941768
QUICK, JOIN BLUE. WE'RE OUTNUMBERED
How did I get 3rd that race?
>>71941909
FUCK I WANT TO RACE WITH YOU
ROOM IS FULL
>>71941912
Can't right meow beclaws dinner!
>>71942341
>These cat puns
>We are on teams
>Friendly fire
What's the point!?
don't bully your team!
>>71942341
10/10 cat puns.
>>71942405
this
Daily reminderToast is a faggot
"Teams" should be a lot better.
Are we getting points for our color? Or not?
Please no bully
>>71942881
that only makes me want to
>>71942881
no
We should be able to see which team got the most points after each race or something.
WHATS THE POINT
lol my own team attacking me
God dammit it's all my fault that last race
That fucking Super Horn right before the cannon in Cloudtop Cruise.
Shit big band I'm sorry ;_;
I hope I'm not letting you guys down too much.
>tag teaming ryza jr with cerebella
teams feels good man
The rear view mirror doesn't even show if an enemy team member is trailing me!
Dammit Nintendo!
>>71942640
That makes the fact "faggot toast" is an anagram of "gotta go fast" fitting.
>>71943957
Ah, gotta use the tablet to see that!
Excellent
>>71943943
never, it's always a pleasure playing with the skullgirls
>>71943943
*Pat-pat* It's ok, lil' one.You're playing against me, after all! :3
>Filia going tryhard heavyweight
>Gets 2 superhorns
THAT'S SOME SUPER BULLSHIT.
Seriously though, we all knew you were heavyweight to begin with. You didn't have to reinstate it
>>71944904
rekt
>>71944904
SHOTS FIRED
throwing green shells is horrifying in teams..
>>71944904
h-hey...
>>71945103
Bowser =/= Morton
>>71944904
I don't care what weight class he is, I'm using Morton because he's the best Koopaling.but now that Japloli is in the room I guess I have to go back to Toadette
So, why is heavy so good?
>>71944904
#burnedI like heavyweights like Rosalina
RED TEAM RED TEAM RED TEAM
I didn't know you could blow up a blue shell with super horn
t-thanks MK8
LOL @ Sneak
What the hell are you doing?
DOG OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE
>>71946041
But it showed it in the MK8 direct
Where da hood at
>that blue shell
>>71946105
I missed it.
>>71946041
I didn't know either (hadn't payed attention in direct) but when I saw what the horn does I immediately thought to test if it breaks blue shell
I guess some of us are just born with itactually i know we do, INTP masterrace
Are you guys racing in the tournies in the OP? Because they all seem dead unless everyone is playing MK7...
Thanks Dog. Sorry about that.
As long as we get to the finish line before them, right? >:3
>that backwards greenshell
MARIE
I SWEAR TO FUCK
>have red shell
>teammates wont slow down and let me pass
okay.jpg
>>71946052
I gave up.
>>71946567
we have 9/12 group on the main tournament
Red team is being overrun!
Too many blues!
>>71946578
>>:3
stop
Fuuuuck sorry Fortune, I saw the blonde hair and thought you were fukua
>>71946508
>tfwINFP
>>71946597
Sorry. I'm trying my best to help my team.
>>71946613
I know that feel.
That was fun!
RED TEAM NEEDS HELP
AB's mii looks so angry today
gonna take a break, feel sorta ill
fun races!
>tfw you can't get into the race
>>71947170
Feel better, bowser bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76LZhG2eaXg
Got a pretty gud banana snipe for the win. Pretty proud of it.
RED TEAM BEATS THE ODDS AGAINST THE FULL ARMY OF BLUES
>about to throw red shell at ryza
>team mate throws red shell at me
Come on guys.. really? ;_;
Sorry I hit you cute little girl! I zoned out and realized those were bottles in the "water" and not pipes.
>>71947170
I hope you feel better soon.
I stole someones star Yoshi.
I was totally freaking out. I didn't know what happened!
>>71946858
It's cool!
>mfw I ran into a teammates shell at the end of Cloudtop.
Well i gotta go. i'll see you guys on the /v/eekend
>>71947469
I heard that. It was amazing!
>>71947508
*on Yoshi
Sorry Ms Fortune
You were really cockblocking me from Dog there though. Did you even try to shoot him?
Dong Jungle is the absolute worst course for a lightweight.
And I pick it anyway.
>>71947713
Take care Big Band.
>>71947713
Alright! Hope you have a good one. Good games!
>hit by bomb
>land in front of pole on Mt. Wario
damn
Damn you Blues! Damn you
>FILSAMECH FOR RED
>FILSAMECH FOR RED
Hell yeah!
You're off the team Josmar
>>71947794
Don't purry about it!
And, I saw that teamwork on DK, marie!
That was embarrassing RED.
I botched that Crazy 8 I'm sorry red
good games guys, alcohol is starting to get through my head now, I might or might not be back on later
>All that lucking out at the last turn
Geez Blue.
>>71948631
I blame Samsonor is it Sansin?
>FILSAMECH hitting Dog
I don't understand.
>>71948558
Glad someone saw that, heh!
>>71948631
Good games. Hope to see you again.
I'm done for tonight, I can only take so many green shells from fucking nowhere
My kingdome for a decent team!
yeah, i'm done for the night. hope to see you guys this /v/eekend
>>71949228
See you, Bowserbro. Great games. Have a good night!
>>71949228
Sorry to hear that. Get well soon. We'll be waiting for ya
Josmar for fuck sakes, pull your head out of your ass. You're playing TEAMS. You're on BLUE TEAM. You're not supposed to shoot shit at BLUE TEAM members
Josmar, we're on Blue Team. BLUE. Please shoot red, not blue.
Nice backwards victory, Ryza.
TAKE THAT BLUES! Reverse Victory!
Phew. Break time. Good games!
My hatred for you is unfathomable candy.
>>71948397
>white featureless woman
for a long time during my young teen years I would have wet dreams of such a creature. amazing how pussy felt like pussy before I ever had pussy, too.
oh, and, anytime you want to wreck some fags, go to friend list online and pick a previously played with person with a low score. it will keep connecting low scored cunts to keep the skill level even. why play with /v/ when you can be just as good as /v/ and win? fuck yo bullshit /v/
>>71949782
don't badmouth my husbando
git gud or go home
>>71949897
But Candy is a girl
Azul team???
Well Skullgirls and gents, I'm off for the night. See you all tomorrow for /v/eekend
>>71949928
everyone on /v/ is a girl
I'm going to troll the reddit MK8 tourney4641-1458-3545
Keep up the good work Josmar
>>71949985
See ya then! Good games!
Man, you could go hardcore with teams if you really got into it.
Use the tablet to see who has what, and where they are.
Even Skype to let team members with triple red shells to the front of your pack.
>>71949782
>getting beat by a baby
>>71949928
tfw i was on that mii waifu strawpoll
Nice job running interference Jet
I like Rainbow Road 64.
>>71950405
and then we both fell off the track like retards.
>>71950604
When is squigly coming back? She was pretty qt.
Okay who's star did I just steal there?
anyone have good peach mario kart porn or tracksuit images?
Good games everyone, to both Lobster Heads and LOLCENAWINS. Sorry that I have to go for now, I'll be back later tonight! Also Ms. Fortune, yourpurrformancewas delightful.
>>71950857
I don't know, I thought this Mii was more accurate to the character I was trying to represent. My Miis all have same-face syndrome anyway though. Thank you for thinking one of them was cute, although I don't ever see how.
Gonna call it a night, you all seem pretty chill, lookin' forward to playing again!
>>71950604
I dunno if you ever caught that 500+ hour stream that this couple on twitch were doing, but I left it on my computer when I went to bed one night and my roommate didn't turn it off. He just stayed listening to it while he played vidya.
Whenever RR64 came on this girl would "NaNaNa" to the tune of the song for the track. It drove him nuts, but he didn't turn the steam off for whatever reason. I now "NaNaNa" whenever the track is selected to annoy him. He wants to kill me whenever I do it. Aha.
>mfw Scanty stole my star
>>71951346
*he didn't turn the stream
I got kicked, I guess. Gonna call it a night, too.. I think.
Catchu all litter.
>>71951346
Hahah, that's great. Didn't catch that stream, sadly. I often whistle to the tune and hum it myself. Keep annoying him, that sounds like fun!
>>71951605
Alright, goodnight! Thanks for the games! Staypawsome!
>>71951346
To be fair I got a golden mushroom right after and careened all over the course like a madwoman
Has anyone come up with an answer why /v/ is better at racing than worldwide
>mfw some of these miis in worldwide
>>71951973
Worldwide gets better around the 4k range.
>>71951973
I'd guess that /v/ is more aggressive than the average worldwide race. Also gotta remember that as off-topic as it is, it's a video game board. You're probably playing against little kids and people's parents.
>>71951973
Because worldwide is full of twelve year oldsas opposed to us 13 year olds
How do I git gud.
How do I play with /vg/? Join the tournament?
Regards, someone who just got the game.
>>71952115
I wish my parents would play mario kart with me
Why are so many of my hardest online opponents using motion controls? Are they simply so good they do it for the challenge, or is the wheel actually a decent control scheme?
>>71952534My Dad and Mum play sometimes. Mum prefers Super Smash Bros., though.
>>71952750
Offroad is less punishing with motion controls
>>71952897
Interesting. Is it worth using?
magnificent
>your main will never have such a brilliant sparkle
>>71953265
>or so brilliant an ass
are y'all still playing teams
>>71953635
I'm not, but I might be up for it again later. Gonna go play some RCT2.
>>71951250
I missed that pun!
I thought I was prettyclawful. Especially in the beginning.
You're awonfurfulteammate, though. All those times you let me pass you with my trip reds!
>>71951857
It was karma.
I totally stole someones star a bit earlier!
Everything happened so fast, though. Aha. I usually spam it, but gotta be careful with blues around.
>>71953635
I quit playing about 40minutes ago. Not sure who stuck around.
wot
>>71953429
I can't use her
she sounds like she's drowning
>>71953906
Get out of hereBen.
is main empty or did i just find a small room?
>>71953906
To be fair, that picture was taken underwater.
Thread still active?
>>71954742
it just needs some clamps attached to a battery and it will be
You cannot take this away from me Barkley. Not even with your hopping.
Mario Kart > sex
>>71955543
>tfw I don't know if this is true
>>71955829
It's okay. Neither does >>71955543
>>71955914
>>71955829
>>71955543
c-can we combine them maybe?
>>71956076
>tfw no gf to have sex with while playing 2 player online with /v/
>>71956149
i know that feel also tfw no gf is a mii that races in here lol
tfw red shells skip you and hit the person in front of you for some reason
Mario Kart is love. Mario Kart is life.
>>71956076
>>71956149
>>71956303
I have a confession you guys. I have a crush onNono______. Oh man, my cheeks are all red and my palms are sweaty and my heart is racing. I know she'll never feel the same way about me as I do her, but just knowing I can race against her in a children's cartoon racing game makes me happy.
>>71956962
disregard infatuation for females, play Mario Kart.
>>71957304
As I said, I do both.
>mfw
also datluigi kart 8 after unlocking alternate start screens
now for the 10k coins.
why can't I see collected coins anywhere
>>71958060
when do you unlock alternate start screens?
>>71958119
beat mirror modo
>>71956962
glad i can help you have fun!
>Leading all the way on shy guy falls
>get a super horn in the second lap, hold onto it
>third lap going up the waterfall, red shell alert
>bam
>blue shell alert
>mfw
where the fuck are you guys, keep getting empty rooms
>>71958664
is it that bug where it doesn't search for players or is it just scrap rooms with like 2 or 3 people?
>playing grand prix because I've been doing mostly online
>get a horn in first place
>suddenly lightning, destroys my horn
>exactly 1 second later get hit by a blue shell I would have destroyed with the horn
Come on Nintendo, make it a little less obvious.
>>71958776
Pretty Much,been using Luigi + Pipe frame+ standard wheels combo all week. Best Decision i made
>>71959003
>play 150cc grand prix
>be ahead by a large margin for 3 straight races
>final race
>get destroyed by RNG
This happened like 4-5 times.
I still don't know why they made coin an item.
>>71959003
same happens when I have mushrooms in 1st place in Mario Kart 7. I hate lightning x blue shell combo. so cheap.
>>71959042
i have to go race in regional or worldwide to reset the lobbies so it'll search for players in /v/
so lame
>>71959042
Yeah Pipeframe+standardwheels is pretty good is you're using a Medweight character.
Also dat kickback Mariokart 64 and prior
>Be Me
>6th place
>7th place Biri comes with star
>Take Green Path
>Stalks me to green path
>Wtf.jpg
>Red shell his ass
That'll show'em
>>71959479
don't fuck with plank or it's gg
I'm bored, so I guess I'll hop on again. Teams goin on, or singles, or what?
>>71959625
singles been going Only 6 people so far
>>71959615
>>71959479
watch out or Plank Ikari will send Evangelions at you
>>71958348
Y-you too.
tfw /v/ won't let me in and none of my recents or anons are racing in it
nvm starluigi saved me from more worldwide
Aussie pls go.
>Grumble Volcano
>be me 2nd
>red shell
>3rd
>nobiggie.jpg
>See the Sea Devil witch Melissa with triple reds
>combos me
>OhGodWhy.jpg
>7th
>triple shoorms
>get 2nd
BARELY ESCAPED WITH MY LIFE
>>71960171
Yeah, nahI have to go for a bit anyway, so you win this time
>>71960348
"I'll get you next time!"
And mad collusion from Music Park eating shells for me.
Also git gud scrubs
Fucking shit, I can't get out of the pack's reach
>>71960348
>racing for 1st with kervin
>throw three red shells when he has 1 green and he somehow blocks em all
>starluigi shows up outta nowhere and takes 2nd from me
wot
Darn, can't really seem to stay up much longer. I said I'd play more later, but sleep's catching up to me. Good games to everyone I played earlier, and I wish you a wonderful rest of night/day!
>>71960705
didn't even see you hory shit
>StarLuigi being super aggressive and throwing everything at me
I like you. You're ass is gonna get it next race.
>>71960626
>>71960586
>Final lap
>Melissa has super horn
>4th
SOMEONE HELP ME, SHES AFTER ME
>>71960821
Ah sorry, my last post was below, when I went to play another game. I didn't expect to play so long. Hope you've been having fun! Maybe we'll see each other tomorrow. I sure hope so!
>>71953794
bringing more koopa to that room
What's with all the reds, christ. Everyone and their mother's gettin a red shell and I'm getting coins and triple mushrooms. 1st to worst in three seconds in the second lap of Thwomp Ruins there.
>tfw I can't beat StarLuigi
This 1st streek is to good to be true, I know Melissa is plotting my downfall
>>71961604
As am I. Almost had you on Tick Tock just now.
To the guy who ran headfirst into me with a Crazy 8 with the star on and setting off the bomb on me, fuck you.
>>71961020
>Be in 2nd on sherbert land
>See you trying to pull some green shell bullshit
>Not today
>You go down into water
>Teleport and hit me anyway
Fair enough, you win this round
>>71961437
>that whole fucking Toad Harbor race
If it wasn't 3am right now, I'd be screamin. What is with my luck tonight?
does any one else time trial here? i've been trying to get a good time on royal raceway for a while now..
my best is 2:00 but i want at least a sub 2 minute record before learning a different track
>tfw I finally get first
>1st place
>coin
>3rd place
>coin
>2nd place, red shell quickly approaching
>...coin
What difference does it make
>>71962096
I've done a few trials with Royal race way, Only hard part is the straight away near the castle.
>>71962282
whats your best time? also what setup do you run with?
I needed that, haha. Figures it'd be on Donut Plains.
>that race on Donut Plains
Fuck I fucked up so hard.
>>71962096
I beat the staff ghosts, didn't bother to get any really good times because I know it's futile
kervin god damn you i specifically tried to avoid that plant bullshit so i drove on the outside edge
>>71962273
I don't like the item balancing in this game. You can get a golden mushroom in third while the person behind you gets a green shell.
>>71962484
>>71962359
2:02:632
Setup was
Wario + Mach 8 + slick
The new world record is 1:45:something with Pipe frame
I aint going back to time trials
STARLUIGI YOU COLOSSAL TURDLORD.
>grumble volcano race
my ass hole grew three sizes that race
>>71962676
i'm hoping to find someone here who has a better time than me that i can race against.
i'm not bothering with WR just want a personal best i can be happy with
I need to stop doing so shit so i can screw over StarLuigi again goddamn
>get triple shelled in 1st
>get triple shelled in 5th in Electrodrome
I know I've already had my bitching quota way overfilled tonight, but man. Man oh man.
cheep cheep beach is my jam
Holy shit that bomb.
>>71962832
>>71963381
almost had ya there on toad harbor but i got scurred of that green shell
My blood pressure's too high for this shit. I'm gonna come back tomorrow and see if I do any better then. Great racing guys, the most aggressive and challenging yet.
>>71963427
2 sp33d5U
>>71963037
STAY BACK!!!
HOLY FUCK GBA MARIO CIRCUIT, CLUSTER FUCK TO 1st!!
>>71963646
Fuck your bananas, bitch.
>>71963772
that was a neck and neck finish
Meanwhile...I screw everyone over
>2nd about to be 1st
>get hyped
>fucked in the ass back to 7th
god damn it i hate this game sometimes
Aw sheit. I am taking that fraudulent win and leaving. Night. all.
huh I learned something new, go past 1000 points restart to 0
Nice.
>>71964342
>this is his first set of 1k
cute
how do you join the /v/ MK community?
>There are people who don't race the 1 speed/1 weight set up
>>71964419
look at the op's post put the main code in
>>71964407
AYE, THIS GAME STILL A MYSTERY!
>>71964419
See the codes in the topic? Enter them in the search part of online tournament.
>>71964419
Hit an aussie with a green shell.
Gotta get used to inward drifting bikes on cloudtop cruise
>>71964419
>Online - One Player
>Tournaments
>Search by code
>Enter code(s) in OP
>Join tournament
As Long I keep beating Melissa in every race, I am Happy with life
blue shells crushing my dreams since forever
CAO CAO
YOU HAVE DISHONORED ME FOR THE LAST TIME. I DECLARE WAR UPON YOU
>>71964826
One day I'll have good luck, you'll see...
>>71965230
i feel like the game likes you if you have more coins so get moarrrr
Oh God I'm so sorry Cao Cao
Cao Cao Must Die
>>71965619
really you're the target you've got strange luigi magic
>>71965761
NSA told you 2 much
How's myDonglooking?
>>71965402
I do put they're usually knocked out of me soon after
>>71966293
i don't know jack i swear
>>71966509
i know that feel last place is the only one that knows freedom from this suffering
>>71966417
expand moar
>4th
>See Melissa and Cao Cao Place below me
>Worthit.jpg
>Comm error'd
I had lodsa fun playing with you guys
Alright, I'll take 1st and call it a Nite or well Morning Suns rising
Seee you later 2nite /v/ and melissas evil rath
>>71967403
You better watch yourself
ARRECKS
I'M GUNNA SNAP YOU IN HALF
>tfw you throw the green shell you should have kept as a barrier
>dat banana throw
>>71967883
>>71968449
I miss all the fun.
Is anyone on team tournaments right now? because I dont see no one on
>>71966417
Switch to slim tires IMO
how long until /v/eekend officially starts?
>>71974190
Whenever everyone wakes up
>>71974334
it's already friday night here in aus ;_;
haven't been able to get into a race all week, just empty lobbies and 18errors
>>71974190
when this thread dies in about 20 posts time
>>71974680
Ausbro here too. There was a lobby or two on a couple of hours ago but only like a dozen people playing, if that. I don't know when everyone else is going to be online but I know it'll be thriving by tomorrow.
>japs
>colluding
>>71975419
Teaming up against the filthy gaijins.
>>71966417
>not using an inside drift bike
Good luck you're never going to win
>>71962892
What's your best time?
>>71976993
Haha oh wow
Can't even firehop with that shit.
>nuked right at the end
t-thanks
>>71977027
2:00:770 on royal raceway
hopefully i'll get sub 2 minutes any day now...
>>71977102
>needing to fire hop in v lobbies
How does it feel being bad? I win nearly every match without it by just being better than you.
>>71977290
Laps?
>>71977312
>I win nearly every match
I'm sure you do.
>>71977473
1. 0:41.320
2. 0:39.623
3. 0:39.827
>>71977529
I can guarantee I have more time in first and more first finishes than you
>>71977968
Though still doubtful, that isn't quite the same as "winning nearly every match", is it?
Fuck you sykone
happy /v/eekend
how to be less shit
>girulo mushrooms himself of course
>>71980786
I always fuck up
roy too fat to fit between the rolling rock and the wall
hehe shiggy, ill be back ganna buy something to drink
Civilization games and strategy games in general are awesome to play while chilling out in a gazebo with your laptop.
>>71983471
I could do it, try harder.
can't horton the morton
i cant fucking beat time trials on dry bone lands. its my last fucking one.
what is the best kart/bike to use? or combo?
fuck i hate this track
>>71991368
dry bones dunes is the worst track in the game
>>71992164
you mean best
>>71991368