Alright /v/, it's time for another round. https://voca

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"You aren't the only one to grow up on the killing fields. War is a cruel parent, but an effective teacher. Its final lesson is carved deep in my psyche: that this world, and all of its people, are diseased. Free will is a myth. Religion is a joke. We are all pawns of something even greater: memes, the DNA of the soul. They shape our will. They are the culture. They are everything we pass on. Expose someone to anger long enough, they will learn to hate. They become a carrier. Envy, greed, despair: all memes, all passed on. You can't fight nature, Jack. Wind blows, rain falls, and the strong prey upon the weak. Sam tells me you see your weapon as a "tool": something that saves lives, a means of justice. Now, there's a pretty meme! Exquisite! It spared you the burden of all the lives you've taken, absolved you of guilt when you enjoyed it."

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>>387474480
Sup bitches. Sup bitches. It's Chad Warden here, aight? I'm talking about that PS Triple. The PS Triple. I ain't talking about that Wii. The Wii, shit. Shit, people be talking about how it's all new and shit. But you know what I'm trying to say? I'm trying to say, is that. come on now, the Wii? Come on, that little controller, that looks like a dildo. I ain't, I ain't trying to play my games with no dildo, aight? Maybe if the game is, like, WarioWare: Shove It Up Your Own Ass game.

"We're not a cult so much as a maniacal group of fanatical, blade-wielding zealots."

>>387474991
not op but...
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0qhmArNg39e

bump for Gottfried

Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg... and my arm... even my fingers. The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our past."

Wait a minute, that card...

"So, even from the shackles of death my old enemy pursues me! You're too late, Fortesque - already my army has risen from the grave! You will never leave this necropolis! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

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>>387474480
"They're masterworks all. You can't go wrong."

What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk… Have at you!

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Son... I built this place, an' I did rent you out to those Plasmid Trials at Fontaine... An' now now I'm paying for it. Wish I had time to make amends... I — take the lifeboat, it's all yours, just don't leave me like this... When you... When you do me in, kid... Don't blame yourself... I won't be able to stop from tryin' to gun ya down... But it helps to know that you'll stick it to Lamb after... An'... An' let young Eleanor see the sun...

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OP hurry up.

>>387474480
>Tatsumaki senpukyaku!

Prostagma.

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>>387475182

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>>387474480
IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-DUEL!!!

>>387475182
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0qhmArNg39e
nigga, you autistic?

>>387474480
Oh shit it's you again. Godspeed you magnificent bastard.

Do the entire back and forth between Drac and Richter Belmont at the beginning of Symphony of the Night. I know you already did the "Die monster..." line, but I think you could fucking nail the whole thing. You just have to intonate right and it'll be gold.

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>>387474771
again not op but for bump

>>387474771
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0UUDoeg9dBs
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>>387474996
https://vocaroo.com/i/s17eQj8IJPvr
>>387475228
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0q1V5j2UUPM
>>387475309
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0FocENmSPi3
>>387475554
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1TJJFPmlAsh
>>387475596
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1nCyy2rgRjT
>>387475692
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1L5Fr0JXiFZ

Being a bit more picky tonight.

>>387474771
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1Vn4BynuL5d

>>387474991
Fuck, thank you anon. This is one of my favorites.
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0WRGBeee89B

>>387475228
Please refer to >>387372597 from last thread.

>>387476046
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0F3IhkfjE5B

>>387475725
https://vocaroo.com/i/s09NoyACRTSW

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>>387476384
It's fucking perfect, thank you based Gottfriedanon.

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>>387476272

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Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, gay Luigi? I hope she made lotsa spaghetti! Luigi, look! It's from Bowser! Dear pesky plumbers, the Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom! The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa hotels! I dare ya to find her if you can! We gotta find the princess! And YOU gotta help up! If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book.

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Slow thread tonight, it seems.

>>387476819
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0cKeYroZmrF

>>387475309
https://vocaroo.com/i/s11iTxbiZzRC

>>387477189
Faker? I think you're the fake hedgehog around here. You're comparing yourself to me... ha! You're not even good enough to be my fake.

Or just do the whole scene.

one bump before I call it quits for the night.

HEY DONT GO YET

>>387477189

Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? (And so on and so on)

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"Behold the endless abyss! Within lies the heart of all worlds: Kingdom Hearts! Look as hard as you are able. You'll not find even the smallest glimmer of light. From these dark depths are all hearts born. Even yours. Darkness conquers all worlds!"

At least I have plenty of time to record and upload this time.

>>387477537
https://vocaroo.com/i/s18MVz27MTA5

>>387478007
A repost from last night's thread.
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Q7ffqVzIlB

>>387478102
Remember when Sora was like, "Nuh uh it's light" and then it was light?
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1c6lvzbwpXQ

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>>387478102
>there is a level of the Dark Tower with Disney shit on it

>>387478263
Let me just recommend something anon, you should try putting a little bit more of a New York-y twist on it. He gets kind of theatrical sometimes, don't be afraid to get a little loose and pizzazz-y with your delivery. But excellent as always anon

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I know a lot of gamers out there who don't have much patience. 'least that's what Bishop the dude at the video store said. So I'm at the register and then I realize: I got no money! I was seriously broke! Why? 'cause I met this smoking hot chick last night at the deathmatch bar and MAN did she smell GOOD! So, being the gentleman I am, I bought her a drink. Anyhoo, I decided to get a job. The gig: assassinate 'The Drifter'! So I went where I was supposed to and waited for the guy to show up. And there he was: this cat, well-dressed, cool. Couldn't tell if he was the shit, or just plain old shit. Yeah, so he's stylin', fast, aggressive, and packin' heat. Bada-bing. Or at least it was supposed to be. 'Til she showed up. Her name: Sylvia Christel, an agent with this whatchyamacallit association. "Congratulations; you are certified as the 11th best hitman. How about getting rid of the 10 killers above you, and aim for the top?" I wanna be number one. How's that? Short and simple enough for ya? It's gonna be a long, hard road. But who knows? Could kick ass. Could be dangerous. Could totally suck. Whadaya say, bro? Join me. Let's see how far we can take this. And for you there, holding the Wii Remote right now, just press the A button. Let the bloodshed begin!

What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk… Have at you!

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A bonus recording.
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1JmlK2tcEQ4

>>387478468
Noted.

>>387478473
Two Minutes. One take. Gotta find the exit. Gotta find the exit. Gotta find the exit.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1CRK8cQGZ9M

>>387478771
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1T9XQamIJbT

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>>387479468
Beautiful
thank you anon

>>387479468
You should go to /pol/ and do political quotes.

You n'wah

>>387476384

I was away for a bit but I'm the one who requested the MediEvil one. Ya did good, man. Thanks.

Off to bed. Til next time, anons!

>>387480120
Fuck I was about to ask for something. Just found out about these threads, you're pretty good man. Nice impression.

continue straight, in five miles make a left

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>>387476272
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s1L5Fr0JXiFZ

HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU'VE MADE MY NIGHT

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let's keep it going

Give me your best "OBJECTION!", "HOLD IT!" and "TAKE THAT!"

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"It's time to split"

snake? SNAKE?! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!

DAMMIT!