Grimoire Heralds of the Winged Exemplar

SAPE LOGIC: Charging $60 for AAA games pumped out yearly with 5-10 hours of gameplay is fine but a one man studio charging $40 for a game that has been in development for almost 25 years with 600 hours of gameplay is NOT fine
Sapes truly are retarded sheep.

>>386402519
Sapes. Not even once. Thank you cleve for this thal masterwork. Truly can't believe he did it. I bought this game the second it was up and have been glued to it ever since.

Post the mega link you shill

>>386402775
someone needs to upload with the latest update

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Where is the Grimoire OST?

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>>386402389
Another tip boys I found out and posted in the last thread.

If you are confused about how to find keywords to type to get more lore and hints about where to go.

Cast charm first when you are on the talk screen, then cast mind read. The key words will appear as floating thoughts and you can just type them in notepad and figure out stuff.

TRUE THAL MECHANICS

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>>386402775
Cleve is the one distributing megalinks. He has packed all versions with cyber AIDs.

>>386402716
>24 years of lies and bullshit
>comes through once and anon is on his knees

Abused housewives of gaming

>>386402775
all IPs who download from that link are being monitored and reported to respective countries police, cleve is the last person on this planet you would willingy want to fuck with, then again sapes what can you do... have fun fucking with the most stubborn dude on the planet he made that LINK HIMSELF FFS gonna laugh myself to death when /nu-v/ ends up in jail

>>386403125
what happens if you fail do you get aggro i don't want to fuck anything up

Ok guys so i charmed the blacksmith and stole all his shit and also did it to the captain to who you gotta deliver the proof of the expedition and entered the armory. Filled with cool shit but am i gonna get punished for it? Also you can recruit that guy that asks for the book after you deliber the book

>>386403287
Some can't be mind read and they will get angry, not enough to hit you, but their attitude will become hostile. Just make a quicksave before you do it in case they can resist.

>>386402389
>/shillgeneral/

I can't tell if people actually like this game or if it's a meme.

>>386403576
same here. i think it's a meme though.

>>386403576

People are still blinded by the fact that it finally came out. In a month it will relegated to the shitheap.

>>386397716
>>386397747

So does anyone know exactly what you get for the different starting locations and which is best?

IT TOOK TWENTY YEARS TO MAKE SO YOU KNOW IT'S GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>386403576
I really, really like it.

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>>386403167
>>386403196
Nice try.
Now post it.

Alright, /v/, it's time to fess up
http://www.strawpoll.me/13645039

>>386402519
>>386402716
>>386403167
>>386403196

Pathetic. Doesn't even have the redeeming quality of being amusing. Stop posting.

>>386403497
STOOP LIKING WHAT I DONT LIKE!!!

>>386403196
>*KNOCK KNOCK*
Whose that at your door sapes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g39LrYEzofI

>>386404226
Based!

>>386404226
Thanks, Cleve is a retard and I'm not gonna give him 40 bucks for this shit

www.strawpoll.me/13636474/

Do we know what stats do yet

>>386404226
Same outdated version all over again

>>386404329
Only here for the memes desu
Tried the game out but it's not very good

Why do sape pirates think they're entitled to the latest versions of the game?

>>386404226
post the lastest version nigger

>>386404376
>P-p-please spend 40 bucks on this for a few bugfixes
kek
Why are you so desperate, Cleve? It's over. We sapes won.

>Everyone went from mocking Cleve to sucking his dick over night
The game must be damn good if this happened on both /v/ and RPGCodex. Or it's several levels of irony I can't comprehend.

Has anyone found the best min/max strategies yet? im not playing this game until they are discovered

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>>386404459
>overall: mostly positive

>>386404519
You should pay 40 bucks to figure out under how many levels of irony we are on :^)

>>386402389

Is that an actual game screenshot?

It looks like shit.

>>386404226
Thank you

>>386404550
That shit doesn't happen overnight. Being familiar with prostrats for Wiz 6/7 is very helpful though.

>>386404656
Every game in this genre looks like shit.

>>386402389
Why the fuck does this cost 37 euro?

>>386404581
>we

ew faggot don't talk like we're couple and shit. I don't know you.

My tip and trick is not to play this garbage game bahahahahahah

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>>386404739

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>>386404776
Because Cleve is a neanderthal

>>386404828
is that the new bard's tale?

>>386404403
>im here for le memes xD
cancer

>>386404871
no it's circle-strafe the game

>>386404581
I don't enjoy the genre. I bought Betrayal at Krondor on GoG and dropped it after getting lost in a mine where every area is identical.

>>386404870
i'm surprised someone like cleve would release his game on steam instead of using his own website or something desu

>>386404810
Whoioooahhh hahahah wowowowow Cleveland blown the fuck out!! Haha now I bet everyone will refund his game lol hah!

>>386404880
Where do you think you are? You thought we've been having threads on Grimoire for months out of respect for this clown?

Stop posting repeating threads on /v/.
>>>/vg/184993808

>>386404739
You're not lying. Which is why Grimoire isn't the second coming shills are trying to pretend it is. The real amazing game would preserve or improve upon the old gameplay but greatly, GREATLY improve the visuals and user interface. Grimoire actually goes the opposite direction.

please quit shilling this asslike game. it is truly awful.

>>386404993
>stop talking about video games on the video game board!
Fuck OFF sape

>>386404993
It's flavor of the month.

>>386404961
Then let me spoil you:
It's mediocre at best and we only like it because these kinds of games don't release nowadays anymore

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>>386404993
fuck off sap

>>386404993
>ywn be this autistically asshurt
feels good

>>386404993
It just came out, we're allowed to make all the threads we want about it. Stop being an asshurt shitposter that recoils even at the sight of a single thread in the catalog.

>>386405049
read the rules, thal. if you can

>>386404993
Jesus, the autism in that general will be off the charts in three months.

>>386404967

>claims thal blood and superiority
>games is Windows-only, most sape OS
>only for sale on Steam, most sape platform

what a fucking sellout

>>386405030
You realise most fans of this genre couldn't give a flying fuck about how it looks?

It's 100% about the gameplay. It's the same for the roguelike genre.

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>>386404870
Geez,what a massive duche.
I really hope he goes bunkrupt. His sales dont look that good already

>>386405035
>talking about a game = shilling
just hide the threads sape

>>386405198
He's not going bankrupt because this isn't his job. He's been working on this shit game for 20 years as a side project.

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>>386405049
?OFF?

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Could I play this comfortably with a steam controller?
I'm only worried about the textual npc interactions. If it's just a keyword or two, I think I'd manage

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>>386402389
Hey guys, maybe I'm just retarded or something but how do I resurrect party members? I've been looking for spellbooks with some sort of revive spell but the guy who sells them doesn't seem to have any.

>>386405198
Why would he go bankrupt from releasing a side project?

>>386405198
>I hope he goes bankrupt
grimoire was a hobby project, he makes a living working a real job so that isn't going to happen

>>386403497
people actually talking about DRPGs, trying them out, there's a silver lining to Cleve's shit show.

Can someone who owns the game on steam (who has uninstalled/reinstalled to make sure they have the latest version) upload the folder to mega? The version in the OP is old and has a shitload of bugs and glitches that are already fixed.

latest version for all you sapes https://mega.nz/#!YzIAXIaI!s1nnCteu-E9amVhFeuJZD-gJF03sqRDwL59pEuTkBt0

>>386405347
no. It's really clunky even with a keyboard and mouse so I don't see how you could play it with a controller.

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>>386403576
it's amazing like watching a time-piece come back to life before your every eyes!

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Sape beware. This is what happens when you criticize the Thal's game. Nothing personel.

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>>386405191
You realize the gameplay is just a knock off of tabletop rpgs? If you don't give a fuck how it looks then why not play the game with superior gameplay?

>thal logic

I just saw a streamer solve the weird artifact in the museum of magic

>>386405198
It's already a success and we'll overlook 20 years of lies and mad ramblings cause he's red pilled.

>>386405525
savage

>>386405423
I'm with you there.

>>386405462
Stop doing this, you fucking retard. Don't you realize you're giving the SJWs the game for free so they can continue shitting all over Cleve?

>>386405462
nice thanks, do you know the exact version number? 1.2.0.5? or is there another one after that?

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You sir are a true Neanderthal

>>386405525
That faggot he thal'd out on broke down and bought the game, though.

>>386404960
I had orange soda anon, now it's all gone.

>>386405356
post more fox

>>386405561
Because they're a far higher effort medium?

>>386405462
botnet

>>386405616
>we'll

No, "we" won't. You're sucking Cleve's blobber by your damn self.

Are there really people in this thread who can't appreciate the aesthetics of this game? I love the old-style look this game has, it's so rare to see a game released that actually embodies the style of older games (probably because it has been in development so long) without it being some shitty indie game that is being "ironic" or something.

>>386405525
Why is he so salty and defensive over his game? Sure he worked on it for 20 years but that doesnt give him the right to pretend its god's gift. Also he keeps spamming phrases like "people with fine/refined taste" Its like hes pretending to be a retard.

>>386405462
just downloaded. its legit.

version 1.2.0.5

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>>386405702
I have a few more select foxes I can share with you, but I lost most of my other ones.

>>386405773
buttmad sape

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>>386405462
BASED NEANDERTHAL OFFERING US LOWLY SAPES THE BEST GAME EVER FOR FREE

https://www.virustotal.com/en/file/3a1852f40e911d953135824c76384a0915fa0e598cc18d1f1935377e7e76c859/analysis/1502071998/

Can confirm it's real!

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guys where are the saves located??

>>386405810
I'm with you. I find the visuals very charming

>>386405810
I like the aesthetics of the game, especially the enemies' battle animations. But the gameplay is just a clunky mess.

>>386405939
the game's directory

>>386405462
Why are you doing this? You're giving the sapes the product you paid money for. Are you some kind of cuck?

>>386405850
>tripfag
>calling anyone else retarded
Weeeeew

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>>386403576
Part meme part flavor of the month. In a few weeks it'll be over, just like Bastard Bonds and so many others.

>>386405980
This is less than 20 bucks adjusted for inflation.

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>>386405810
yeah i prefer the 2d animation more than the ugly 3d portraits of M&M or Wizardry

https://mega.nz/#!UDJGHQbB!iQNboo1Qf-ELkaI1V7ee5qjwVgjIKHDW1HzPlwefHwQ

Shit game played for 5 mins its trash. Do not give conman cleve your money

>>386405939
svg files aresave

>>386405668
don't drink it so fast. learn to savor the flavor

>>386406141
Hey, man. It's already been uploaded here:
>>386405462

>>386406008
>001.SVG
this file right??

>>386406029
>600 hour game
>it'll be over in a month guys

?SAPE?

>>386406028
ad hominem
Also i forgot to remove the trip since i was previously in a general on int,damage is already done so im changing it next thread

>>386406215
yes

>>386405850
Imagine if you spent 20+ years working on a game and shitposting on forums about how it's gonna be the best shit ever. You'd be hurt too.

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>>386405883

>>386406261
you're not helping your case here

>>386404519
The game is genuinely great fun

>>386406253
>Not playing 600 hours in a month
?CASUL?

>>386406326
idc
>>386406285
thinking he could do better than what teams of developers do with hundreds of dollars of budget makes him an absolute retard. I bet he will eternaly be assblasted

>>386403125
Gotta hand it to Cleve, that's actually fairly clever.

>>386405198
>Sold thousands of copies at $36US a pop
>Around $80k US
How much do you earn from your hobbies helot-sape?

>>386406468
All posts from his Usenet days

1999-10-23
>It's getting pretty warm to beta, actually.

2000
>Grimoire is going to be released this year. It may not seem like it right now but it is happening.

2001-09-05
>I may release Grimoire a couple of weeks after Wiz 8 - after all the Sir-Tech game is only 80 hours of play and mostly empty, I should let people have a good play of it so they can compare it with my masterpiece.

2001-10-21
>My problem for my entire life has been my overwhelming modesty and humility about my own ability level

2002-09-23
>That's why I got 25,000 hits in a single day last month. Grimoire is more anticipated now than ever before.

2002-05-23
>whereas MW rapidly was consigned to the same CD shovel heap that I tossed Daggerfall and Elder Scrolls onto a long time ago. Grimoire will be out soon enough. Then the readers of this newsgroup will get to see what a decent RPG actually looks like.

2002-10-21
>BG2 is a hollow sheep's bladder of nothingness inflated with the bloated bad smelling wind pumped into it by Interplay marketing.

2003-10-02
>I think Grimoire will be in beta testing this year and released first thing next year, possibly even in January. Of course, my estimates have been off by a few days in the past.

It's amazing to me how much hate people have for Cleve that they will dedicate their entire days to shitposting against his game. There needs to be a psychological study on internet sour grapes

>>386406583
Give me 20 years.
Then ill shill my 80k finished project here too.
My whole point though was that hes an asshole and no amount of sales will change that.

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>>386406312

>>386406712
I don't think you know how the sour grapes idiom works. The grapes aren't out of reach to anyone. We can all taste them and say they're shit.

>>386406253
The constant threads will be over, unless the 150 who bought the game post more than they play.
Also
>600 hours
550 of those must be just from the constant battles every 2 tiles.

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>>386406815
It's not fucking fair. We should all be giving the BASED Thal our 40 bucks!!!

>>386405850
Back to your cheese whip sape. This is a blue-vein on expensive flat crackers with nurts and berries baked in them thread. If you can't handle the banter go back to Africa where your helot kind came from.

>>386406819
Would you be interested in participating in a study?

>>386406947
Go ahead. But you should really read the story about the Fox and the Grapes before you quote it.

>>386406935
>banter
oh i am laffin

You managed to surpass poltard in being as delusional as to think that your shitposts are banter

>>386405980
Tiny sape brain can not comprehend inflation
https://fineleatherjackets.net/monkeyinflation
>$36.70

Price of Grimwah
>$36

>>386405462
I honestly despise you
When are you getting your refund, you cunt?

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>>386406712
Cucked nations and cucked populations

Racist not sick part of europe dont care

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>>386407149
>>386406106
>Grimoire $36

>>386407117
>muh /pol/

No anon, you are retard.

>The Neanderthals sucking Cleve's cock
>The Sapes shitposting and memeing it up
Civil war when?

How do I make a necromancer that isn't a vamphyr?

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>>386406809
And one more that is probably my rarest.

never bet against /v/ getting rabidly butthurt when people are enjoying something

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>>386407335
The thals should be thankful. If it weren't for us Sapes, these threads would get archived within the hour. We turn this into a party.

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>>386407285
>no u
another fine argument.
Was this "banter" too? Get a trip so that people can filter you

Now that you got your 5 minutes of attention go bother someone else

>>386407335
soon I hope, memes were a mistake

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>This inventory system
>These sound effects
>These awful portraits
>These clashing artstyles
>This mediocre as fuck writing
T W E N T Y
H
R
E
E

Y E A R S

>>386407378
Not sure, I assume the locked classes are for you to switch into once you reach a higher level. Like in actual DnD, so just roll an extra magic user and have them change at some point.

What's a good modern blobber?

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>>386402389
>tfw i can't believe this game has actually been released
>tfw i can't believe /v/ is talking about it
>tfw i can't believe i'm about to buy it
Which timeline am I on?
Also, for someone who never played any of the old wizardry games, how hard is it to get into Grimoire?

>>386407423
I would rather the threads get archived

>>386407551
Why's it gotta be modern?

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>>386407561
>Paying 40 bucks for this when you haven't even played Wizardry 6 through 8 and those three games together cost less than 10 bucks
Why?

>>386407551
SMT strange journey

>>386407551
Might and Magic X - Legacy is the most modern. It's pretty fun, even for Ubisoft game. Or Elminage Gothic if you want Japanese blobbing.

>>386407561
i don't like these kind of games, they look boring slow and you know but damn its actually fucking fun sapes confirmed real cleve vindicated

>>386407561
>buying
Don't.
Use one of the mega links in this thread.
Getting into Grimoire is really hard because the game tells you almost nothing.

>>386406815
last time I got s&m porn.

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>>386402389
I love retro rpg hipster shit like this. How much? Steam or GOG?

>>386407117
?THIRD WORLDER?

>>386407761
>use the link cleve set up to fish for piracy

wew lad sapes im tellin ya

>>386407561
You'll like have some difficulty, but hopefully you'll get it before your two hours is up and you refund.

>>386407570
Graphics and modern UI I'm guessing. Imagine if this released with Grimrock II's graphics and UI, not that I'm not enjoying this as it is, but for someone who hasn't played a game like this before the graphics and controls might be a bit jarring.

>>386407650
Likely so he can join in on the /v/ threads, there's no Wizardy thread up these days. It's like why some people watch flavor of the month anime just so they can join in on the threads, there's nothing wrong with that, those old games will be there forever, these discussions won't be.

>>386406141
Thanks. Too bad I still can't bring myself to play for more than a second with all these other great titles in the genre.

>>386407761
Honest question, what do you get out of telling people not to support the dev?

>>386407503
based daniposter

DO NOT DOWNLOAD THE MEGA LINK. THEY BOTH CONTAIN A TROJAN AND KEYLOGGER. BE WARNED!

>>386402389
Can some please gib link for this stupid sape?

>>386407856
Why the fuck is Daggerfall free ? I want to give Todd 37$ for it after seeing the audacity of this cocky cunt that made grimmoire

>>386407970
what do you get out of telling people to support the dev?

>>386407970
The game is hilariously overpriced, buggy and clunky. Not worth the money he is asking for.

>>386406760
gb2 SA

>>386408047
uh oh

>>386408169
I got it for free...I thought it's Freeware.

>>386408097
I didn't tell anyone to do anything. And supporting devs is a bad thing? This is why everyone hates PC players

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Alright I'm starting out and actually enjoying it. I custom made a party but my Dwarf berserker got diseased on some worms. How can I cure it?

I just started and got my ass handed to me by the ?GREEN HAND? I'm guess I missed something because my guys don't have armor and are still using sticks and shit. I couldn't open that damn chest earlier or that door in the Aqueduct. I did find the secrete room in The Raptors Whatever though.

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>>386408047
>tfw cleve bricks all the shitposter's computers and brings about a new golden era for 4chan

>>386408232
Don't feel any guilt anon. Cleve is living in a dreamword that he thinks is worth 40 bucks.

>clunky,shitty,poorly made game that came from a hobby project
>dev thinks its worth 1000$
Is he transgender? Was he a woman ? He sounds like those batshit crazy chicks that look like Hans Gruber and they've convinced themselves they are worth the best this world has to offer

>>386408435
S I X H U N D R E D H O U R S

>>386408342
There is a sparkly thing in the raptor shrine that will cure disease if you spin around a couple times in it. Also, I think some apples in the forest can cure it.

>>386408375
someone should bring Cleve's attention to this idea

>>386407240
It was his master plan all along

>>386408047
>Your System is Clean!

Sorry, Cleve.

>>386408469
If you don't think it's worth it, don't play it? You obviously don't want to play it anyway so what does it matter?

>>386408169
t. sape who got sape-filtered by the game
Grimoire is not for you

>>386407650
>Why?
Why not? I don't mind it. I'm hoping it'll be harder than modern RPG's.
>>386407729
>they look boring slow and you know but damn its actually fucking fun
I'm looking forward to the challenge. I've been made weak and doughy from quest compasses.
>>386407761
>Use one of the mega links in this thread.
Yeah, nah.
>Getting into Grimoire is really hard because the game tells you almost nothing.
That's what I'm hoping for. I just want to find a quick rundown of the skillsets an average wizardry player would have had coming into a game like this to soften the learning curve.
>>386407941
>hopefully you'll get it before your two hours is up and you refund.
I'm not a quitter.

How do I assay items?

>>386408693
you cannot soften the MASSIVE INCLINE

>>386408375
a guy who can't even program a inventory system

>>386408169
>overpriced
It's less than 7 cents per hour how is that overpriced?

>>386408594
Its wrong on so many levels. Someone must wake up this guy. Living in a dream world can end up being dangerous for others

i'm about to start playing this shit. any tips? also, holy shit the portraits are AWFUL. can you put custom ones?

>>386408857
If you are that offended by the price of a video game (which is still not even that ba)d, you likely have more pressing issues you should be worrying about

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>>386408820
>pic related
>7cents/hour
>doesnt cost 37$
Grimmoire is not just overpriced. Its price is a joke

>>386408968
F

>>386409000
You are not worthy of those trips shill.

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>>386409000
>supporting unethical developer practises such as ovepriced trash
>thinks hes not the one with issues

>>386409029
If you think the target audience of Terraria is the same as this game you are sorely mistaken

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The best thing about Grimoire threads is that they separate good /v/ from nu /v/. Pre-release, you had people who understood the joke and were sapeposting/thalposting, but then you had a bunch of faggots posting anime faces going "LOOOOOOOOL IT'S NEVER COMING OUT YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!" as if we were serious about it

now good /v/ is legitimately enjoying a game that has merit while nu /v/ can't stop shitting on it because they heard it was bad on reddit

sapes

>>386408047
Can anyone speak to the validity of this claim? I want to play the game but I also don't want to get fucked in the ass by this stuff.

>>386409149
You're right.
The audience of Terraria could never beat the stupidity of whoever supports grimmoire and it's cocky dev.

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>>386409000
>having standards means you poor

All these post featuring proceless thal logic

>>386409221
it's fine
check >>386405930

>>386409221
it's true if you want to play the game then cough up the $40 sape

>>386409119
>$40 for a man's passion project
>unethical
you are honestly pathetic, like I honestly feel bad thinking about what your life situation must be like

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I don't get it, why do people who have no interest in the game come into the thread? Are they just here to spoil our fun? Are there not any other threads on this damn site they could be posting in, maybe even about games they actually enjoy?

>>386409418
they are vindictive cunts who think they are crusading for consumer rights or some shit, bunch of literal children. best to pay them no mind

>>386409221
Chances are if you pirate games you've already got some malware on your PC anyway, what's one more gonna do?

clevi should have released day 1 anime titties dlc with hats and skins

shit game

>>386409418
welcome to /v/

If the next post ends in a prime number (+0) I buy this game

>>386405482
What's so good about this piece of shit? I just found one but haven't used it yet since my bard is stopping any boss from attacking as well as my Cleric if said boss happens to be undead. This is a serious question because the identify/assay window is obtuse as shit.

>>386409418
Theres a general in /vg/ already so move your cancer over to the containment board.

>>386409837
you can use it 8 times per turn

>>386409676
These are '90s western anime titty DLC with leather helms and reskins.

>>386409949
I haven't bothered to use it yet since my lute of paralysis already GFG any boss or difficult enemy I run into. What does it do, Anon?

>>386409880
Is it that difficult for you to hide the thread? Or does it trigger you that bad you can't even handle that

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>>386409418
I'm here to discuss actual good FPTBDCIWYEPIOASTes.

>>386408770
Drag the item to the assay icon.

>>386410156
okay discuss away

>>386409119
>describing the practice of charging $36 for a 600 hour game made over the course of 20 years as "unethical"
?SAPE?

how do you open the door to st george tomb?

>>386408063
Just buy Skyrim again

>>386409880
this man, this is the a/v/enger everyone, watch out, he's takin' names and killing commies.

>>386410332
Force it, lockpick it or knock knock it

>>386410139
Never mind. I just checked it out and now realize it's an offhand weapon that does a fuckton of damage multiple times. Top kek. This shit is broken.

>>386410550
i didn't think you could do that the door looked to "official" lol, think im catching some of that sape going round not good

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So I am up to the funeral. I got the stuff I needed, got the bones and got the key to go to the lower waterway. HOW THE FUCK DO I GET PAST ALL THIS WATER?

so can i use custom portraits or not?

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>>386409349
>It's okay for Cleve to make a copy of Sir-Tech's game
>It's not okay for Anon to make a copy of Cleve's game

I used mindread on the village npcs here are the thingys they respond to:
Magus Trimestes: Cenotaph, Eldritch, Magic, Museum of magic, Refund, Strangers, Ticket, Vanguard, Wand.
Cont.

>>386411162
Not yet, but Cleve said he intends to add it later.

>>386411078
>little rosy in party
>how do i do everything

checks out, don't be a sape anon

>>386411296
Argosyre: Seems he has some magic shit that doesnt allow us to mind read "You are trying to probe my mind, i advise against this"

>>386411375
>24 years

>>386411375
that's nice. thanks.

>>386411503
Gorlo: Bishop, Book, Catacombs, Crusader Temple, Esoph, George, Goblet, Hobknob, Key, Mistral, Scandal.
Cont

>>386411260
>every Wizardry clone is a copy of Sir-Tech*'s game
>*Sir-Tech didn't even own the rights to the series, which is why their business went under
really makes you think

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>>386411296
>>386411503
>>386411850

>>386411260
By all means Anon, make your own dungeon crawler from scratch

So I just encountered Little Rosy. How do I get her in my party?

>>386412092
click the arrows under the "talk" icon, it switches to recruit etc same for shopping

>>386412092
Have an empty party slot and use the "Handshake" option

>>386411850
Captain Krone: Bridge, Chasm, Expedition, Lich, Recommend.

>>386412154
You don't need an empty party slot, it gives you the option to kick out of your guys

>>386412154
Ahh thanks. Shit I have a full party and I'm trying to think who I should replace. Who would be the least hit to replace? Is she a good replacement for a cleric?

>>386412283
She does almost everything but is a best replacement to a Wizard type.

did clive fix the crash when you pick up keys from mobs?

links are dead, post download link sapes

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so has anyone gotten to a second town yet? I just crossed the rainbow bridge to the sanctum the dwarves blew up. yet I still have equipment from the first shop

>>386412786
how did you get through the gate on the other side of that bridge?

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where the FUCK can I ride a turtle bros

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>Finally make some progress
>Go to the spirit cave and defeat ?The Mist?
>put game is full screen and after a few minutes I exit game
>Go eat
>game is black screen and tried for two hours trying to figure out why my screen is black
Well, there's 20 hours lost.

>>386412894
turtle riding was causing a couple of nanoissues and was removed shortly prior to the release of the game

>>386412879

idk about any gate I just stopped after I crossed using the stepping stones

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The sheer number of hours people have spent trying to convince others not to buy this game because they believe they are on a moral crusade against an autistic man who shitposts from a bunker is hilarious.

>>386413109
Delete your config file to revert to the default settings. Avoid using the scale to fit option for now, shit seems pretty bugged.

>>386413192
USELESS senpai

>>386411078
in grimoire you can ride turtles

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>mfw Little Rosy magic missile

Oh yes

>>386413190
that's dissapointing

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anyone know what to do with cosmic egg/ cosmic yolk?

>>386409418
I have an interest on shitting on this game. That's why these threads started to begin with. Cleve is delusional and insane and it's fun to make fun of him and his game.

But if you enjoy it, good on you, I don't care.

>>386409221
Never supplied any proof so why believe it?
>>386409669
Maybe if you're a thal

>>386412879
Combine ring of king with amulet of king (don't remember the names exactly) and use that on the door.

>>386411078
I'm also here, didn't find any way to cross except swimming but only one could survive the trip.

>>386411078
Find the turtle dumbass

>>386412764
>downloading a virus from phoney links made by cleve himself to fuck with pirates

go ahead sape just don't say we didn't warn you

>>386410152
Is it that difficult for you to go where you belong? You get a higher bump limit and everything.

>>386413190
Theres no way youre serious posting right now

>>386402389
This 'game' is a masterpiece, i'd rather call it an inspiring work of art magnus opus literally liter of cola.

>>386412764
https://mega.nz/#!YzIAXIaI!s1nnCteu-E9amVhFeuJZD-gJF03sqRDwL59pEuTkBt0

This link works and has been checked by VirusTotal. It's clear.

>>386413807
>Cleve is delusional and insane
This is hyperbole. Cleve is a studious professional with many years of experience in his profession. Disagreeing with his politics or his hobby of anthropology is no reason to smear him. Your thoughts are entirely bereft of merit.

>>386413268
these last couple of days on /v/ have been more interesting than all of the other boards combined, SJWs + all these neet weeb pedos outing themselves as sapes is hilarious to watch hopefully they will get so butthurt they will scurry off back to their kids toys and safe spaces forever and never even dare to go online ever again

>>386413948
And where is the turtle?

>>386414389
It's the near ocean.

>>386414160
hi cleve

>>386413948
where is it, is it a snapping turtle?

>>386413934
wtf the only king item I ever found was a king's crest

also I only ever found 2 amulets. one I gave to sir coffergus and the other one is called pride of the mines

>>386414056
>trusting a sape when people have confirmed getting malware and viruses

the state of /nu-v/

>>386414493
That Anon is correct, though. 90% of Cleve's shitposting is intentional trolling and anyone that isn't a sape realizes that after reading a few dozen of his posts. The whole Neanderthal thing is an act.

>>386405616
So you are a retard?

Cleve can unfuck his sape ass inventory really easy.
There's a scroll case that you can find in the 3rd or 4th dungeon.
>copy it
>turn it into a generic backpack with 20 slots
>can hold anything instead of just scrolls
>give 4 or 5 of those to new players
>a few more of those for sale on raghilda

>>386414610
Did you use the king's crest on the locked door near the chasm? I think the amulet was there.

>>386404870
Neandertals were actually quite short and stocky.

>>386414056
Thanks for that! I'm just lucky I have a warranty on my laptop. Are you proud of yourself for doing that? Do you feel clever? I'm going to be down to using just my phone because of you...

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>>386405639

>>386405897
Stupid faggot

what is this hate speech that the mongoloids at "the forum" are freaking out about?

>>386412894
It's pretty far into the game. Hang in there, anon!

>>386415160
Some one said that black guy.

>>386414943
I think the only locked door on that level was the toilet exit

>>386415160
cleveland has been on the internet since before you were born, so he's had a lot of time to say some shit on ancient forums and newgroups

>>386406712
>I am new to /v/ and I am a stupid faggot that smells.

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>>386413976
>>386414661
>>386414961

>>386414876
His "mad ramblings" have become normie contrarian opinions in current year. Everyone is sick of SJW identity politics. His views from the 90s have gone from insane to questionable to "edgy rebel bucking the status quo" over the course of decades. You retards that are spamming hate against him are being counterproductive and you don't even realize it. That shit is doing nothing more than fueling his sales like mad. I said a week ago that /pol/, gamergaters, etc would turn out by the thousands just to buy his game. You /v/irgin faggots laughed at me but you're all eating crow now. At 40 dollars a pop, Cleve has nearly made 100k in just ~two days: https://steamspy.com/app/650670

>>386414943
>>386415258
FUCK I found it

Thanks a lot for the help, anon

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>>386412894
Around the ~300 hour mark

>https://www.gog.com/forum/general/so_grimoire/page60?pp=cb4e5208b4cd87268b208e49452ed6e89a68e0b8
>all the anti-cleve SJW shitposting all over the internet is people suggesting to play weeb games instead

I'm starting to see a pattern here.

>>386413783
Combine it in the crafting menu with some kinda crystal egg I think

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>>386409510

>>386406705
>Of course, my estimates have been off by a few days in the past.
LMAO

>>386415486
>that flavor text

wow its even a virgin turtle

>>386415490
That you have shit taste and dismiss a game solely of their country of origin?

>>386415616
Other than smt games the only nip dungeon crawlers that get made are literally for pedophiles.

>>386415490
probably because the genre is all but dead in the west (grimrock 2 was 3 years ago), you fucking sape

west either needs to produce more 'thal ludo or quit crying that people are playing japanese games to get their dungeon crawling fix

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>>386413268
>>386414364

>>386415735
Oh, it's this retard again.

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For anon.

>>386414956
And not that great at making games it seems.

>>386415365
So yes you are retarded. Ok then

>>386415821
Yeah I am sure Etran Oddesy had 8 year old girls in thongs because it is cute and playful and not because people jack off to it.

I dont have any strong opinion on this game or his creator (tho he does sound insane), but holy shit how can people still play these primitive "miss miss miss miss hit" games is beyond me.

>>386416009
Not my fault you're ignorant and think EO is the only japanese dungeon crawler.

>>386416043
>basic dice rolling mechanics are primitive
stupid sape

>>386415616
No, I own a vita so I'm pretty familiar with weebshit crawlers. They are nice time wasters, but compared to the WRPGs they are emulating they are actually just complete shit. There's no arguing it at all. The games they copy are just superior to them in every way imaginable. DT2 is probably the best one I've played and that was pretty much just an old Wiz clone with hentai and lewd fruits skinned over it. SMT 1/2 was pretty good, too. I've played through 2 EO games and they were by far the worst.

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>>386416009
>get a dozen character portraits to pick
>pick the one that offends your sensitive morals the most

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>>386416242

>>386414459
Underground? Below the funeral site?

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>>386416043
4/10

>>386416319
still lacks expanded section on the Jap crawlers

>>386416319
What's the best version of world of xeen? Also is M&M 3 worth playing first? I've heard it's story related.

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>>386416312
It's below the Garden of Midknight anon.

What difficulty is everyone playing on? I tried playing on Advanced and kept wiping to random first encounters thinking it was my party, but I tried again on Veteran and steamrolled similar encounters. Are you supposed to ramp up the difficulty midgame?

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>>386415862
thanks anon I'm actually making headway just cleared everything in crowl village I think except the temple & vanguard

has anyone seen the code yet how long until mods start popping up

So am in Aquavia and I killed the snek and there are these three circular objects on the wall that rotate to different symbols. I'm stuck trying to figure it out or did I miss something?

>>386416319
Should I force 4:3 on games like M&M3? Even in most screenshots it's not 4:3 but that's what all monitors were when it was released so it's confusing what's correct.

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>>386402519
Sape here, I'm having a ton of fun playing this, figuring out shit and overall learning stuff the hard way.

Despite this, though, I'd like to hear some useful tips from anyone who might care. Anyone?

>>386415990
Not an argument. His sales speak for himself; SJW kids like you have rallied /pol/tards and other "conspiracy theorists" (which has now done a 180 and became the norm) behind him simply in order to trigger snowflakes. Don't believe me? Just read his fucking steam comments. People are buying his shit for the lulz just like normalfags did when they voted for Trump. In 2 days, he is pushing 3k sales @ nearly 40 dollars a pop on a buggy 90s dungeon crawler that crashes whenever you collect too many random keys or access the character sheet a few too many times. Anyone else that wasn't so outspoken about being alt-right would have sold maybe 100 copies. Proof of that can be gleaned simply by looking at his indygogo campaigns (which were launched before the SJW shitstorm years ago). People are buying his game because of Cleve's personality not despite it.

>>386416460
there should be a sign on a wall somewhere that tells you that you need to put in sun,moon,star then go down stairs and you will be able to pull a lever there

>>386416561
didn't mean to reply

>>386415365
Cleve's posts in 1999 about the ethnic erasure of Whites from California were spot on. Not only are the arguements and rhetoric from his 90s posts standard now, he has been proven right in his predictions. Cleve was a man ahead of his time.

>>386416460
try exploring and reading the text from the walls, a thal would have figured this out

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>>386416593

>>386415765
>probably because the genre is all but dead in the west
incline soon, you stupid sape. get ready for a whole mess of old school wrpgs to be released

https://youtu.be/wdweQ5qyBdw

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>>386416758
Nice argument, faggot. Stop posting.

>>386416561
Just be yourself
Save a lot
Enter key speeds up things
You can talk, trade and recruit NPC

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>>386416685

>>386416561
Random tips that you may not know about:

You can drop items on the current tile by taking an item from your inventory and placing it on the little blank box to the right of the inventory bar.

Holding down the yellow coin-like icon in the map screen shows the safe havens you have found in the map.

To make footnotes in the map, first type the label in the text field, then click the footnote button, and click on the part of the map you want to mark.

If someone in your party says that they detect something, use the Look action. Use the Look action anywhere you think secrets or hidden items may be found even if no one has detected anything.

>>386416434
Does it have something to do with the black stone in the garden of midknight? I activated the 4 orbs around the one in the lower levels of the crypt.

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>>386416561
Cooper wrote a Guide on Steam and there is a tip thread on RPG codex

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>>386416805
No you. You smelly retard.

>>386416561
What do you need to know? I will answer any questions you have about stats and stuff.

To identify items cast the identify spell. Then right click the action icon and click assay, then click on the item.

Press space bar to check for hidden secret walls.

You can find out key words by charming an npc and mind reading them.

Devotion is how much mp you gain per level and is useful for mana regen.

Destiny is luck and your chance to survive a killing blow.

Fellowship is charisma which effects bartering and diplomacy with npcs and how much they like you.

Met is metabolism and your vitality and vit regeneration. Heavier weapons consume more vitality.

Int is your basic stat that increases damage and chance to hit with spells.

Wisdom is for bards and any healing class.

Strength is for warriors/berserker

Agility is for thief or any class that uses blades

Speed effects chance to hit twice

Anything else you need?

>>386416784
>whole mess
>posts one youtube video from a year ago
okay guy

>>386417012
Nope!
It's is a different section.