ESA 2017

>the absolute state of stream 1 fags right now

COINS OF SHAME

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>That boost

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70 Choke Relay

Meme shirts confirmed.

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>>385334308
how the tables have turned

>>385334308
Enjoy your 6 hour """speedrun""" after your little orgy 2fag

>>385334240
>LATER: MORE Castlevania
dark souls akshuly

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>>385334341

how many A presses was that?

>>385334341
>He failed the dare and didn't get pussy


Fail.

>>385334421

0.35

>watch for rolling rocks
Oh fug

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>>385334308
stream 2 has always been /our/ stream though

Still no info on the chick with the big anime tiddies earlier?

>>385334417
muh nuggies

Yeah just confirming you need to be in stream 2 right now.

When it's so unpredictable whether or not the next player will choke, every little successful trick feels far more satisfying and exciting. It's also on and off hilarious watching total hopeless people try and do a star

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F F FUCK YOU GUYS IM HAVING FUN WATCHING CASTLEVANIA

A Mario let's play with 70 people is fun as well

Who else

>having fun

here?

>>385334417
>>385334341
this is why you're a virgin /v/, take notes

>>385334308
>Implying the Mexican dude wasn't surprisingly entertaining

>Not building up speed for 12 hours

>>385334536
we can all watch the vod later together when there's some shit game + commentary on !!!

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>stream 2 3.2k viewers
>stream 1 8.5k viewers

MARIO FAGS BTFO

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>tell people to go right so they don't step on the wires
>they go left anyway

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>>385334549
Me
So this is what having friends is like huh?

>>385334341
Elliot Rodger?

>>385334557
Joke's on you, I don't wear a Twitch t-shirt.

>>385334549
I'm having a great time buddy!

>>385334417
cute, what's his name? I'll deflower him.

>only 2 lives left

This run is just like dark souls

>>385334557
Because I couldn't down 50 nuggies in 40min?

>>385334716
dark souls is essentially mariolike

>>385334608
It's what's known as a "pleb filter"

more like mexican cuck

Way too many A presses

B U I L D I N G S P E E D

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>>385334549
I'm having mad fun my dude.

>more than 1 A press
I thought these guys were good

>>385334703
Mikel Nuggie

back up for MARAL?
what the FUCK!!!!!

>Maral didn't make it

>that Toad star

>slight choke on the fucking Toad

Jesus.

>Backup for Maral

>FUCKED UP THE TOAD STAR
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>no maral
back to stream 1 I guess

>QPUs aren't aligned

garbage player

so far more men than women have been given joke stars.
manlets

>Maral too busy getting plowed to show up for video games

Not surprising

maral was too busy getting gangbanged

>>385334401
>transitions done quick

WAIT WHAT
WHERE'S MARAL

>>385334867
You don't align QPUs you absolute poseur

Mario aligns HIMSELF with the QPU GRID

>>385334876
It's me sorry guys. My dick just won't go down. Been plowing her for 3 hours now

>>385334876
>>385334897
delet

>>385334929
Orgy

Sorry, Maral will arrive shortly after the run suck on every runner's cock for a job well done

>>385334929
KEKED

>you need to touch it with Mario's nose
We nose gate boys

SHARKED

SHARKED

ULTRA CHOKE

CHOKE

MARAL PRACTICED FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!

kek that shark

HOLY FUCK MY SIDES. BASED SHARK!

SHARKED

AFTER ALL THAT

NOOOOOO

>That shark

SHARKED

the shark choke

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>swims into the shark

FUCKING REKT

GET SHARKED

MARAL LEFT THIS FAGGOT TO GET BODIED ON STREAM INSTEAD OF HER

NOOOOOOOO

HOW CAN NONSHARKS EVEN COMPETE

anthony fatano here

de_choke

Who is Maral?
Post a picture.

S H A R K E D

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>>385334876
>>385334897

>x1

>>385335112
Imagine jontron in a wig

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Reminder Maral is getting FUCKED right now by at least five guys

>more coins of shame

LET'S
GET
IT

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>>385334931
QPUs are a myth shut up

I have been watching on and off for the last week and I keep wondering why they arent getting more donations and viewers. The event is better than GDQ imo but nobody is watching.

Any ideas?

>>385335176
that looks like Sink
is it Sink?

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>>385335176
And you're not one of em.

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SoTN started on stream 1

>>385335207
Not Americlap or commercialised enough

>>385335207
Because bad marketing

>>385335112
shes

>>385335125
this chick

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s-sorry for fucking up my turn guys

>>385335250
Shut up hag

>>385335250
Enjoy your backdash mashing

>>385335207
publicity

>game isn't even optimized for the console built for it
Nintenbros will defend this

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When was the last time you were this happy about starting to play a game?

>>385335207
They aren't interrupting the runner every 5 seconds with donation readings

>>385335298
shark guy or the grill?

this should have been 120 to be desu

>>385335207
its newer and less popular, give it time

the regular strat would be faster at this point

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>stream 1 game

Pic related

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>>385335250
>not watching the best bing bing wahoo run in ages

>you can turn button with "C" button
who knew they had C buttons on controllers?

>>385335325
I don't even recall the last time I was this happy while watching GDQ

Reminder that this WILL be a WR run no matter how long it takes because it's a new category

>>385335298
APOLOGIZE

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>>385335298
It's the try and participation that counts

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Imagine how greasy and sweaty the controller is right now, I'd need alcoholic wipes to just be able to touch the damn thing.

>>385335325
When I started SOTN.

Is his flag meant to be the Northern Irish one? If it is, it's the really old one.

>>385335207
GDQ has a reputation as THE charity speedrunning event. It's likely that a large portion of GDQ viewers don't even know that other marathons like it exist.

>You SUCK

lel

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he seen some shit in mario

>>385335431

>people who never played SM64 before this will literally hold a WR in it

Now THIS is speedrunning

>>385335207
germany already gave all their money away to gdq and everyo ther country is poor

>>385335298
were you the cute guy or the uggo girl

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P A N I C

>>385335519
that'd be a ban at GDQ

>>385335207
no marketing.
there is a lot of people here that would not know about it if some anon didn't start a thread

They're really breaking his balls

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>???
What does it mean?

>>385335431
Also is unlikely to be beat any time soon since it is something that will only be ran at marathons due to how you have to find 70 people.
I can't imagine GDQ trying something like this any more.

That guy was all business.

>>385335325
March 3rd 2017. Breath of the wild.

>>385335559
you can tell that guy practiced all night with 0 sleep

>>385335621
No one knows where he came from. Now that he has fulfilled his part he will disappear from the world until the next ESA.

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>>385335621

i miss old camera with line perspective on side too

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>mfw I'm up next

where do they sleep at this thing considering it's in a big gym?

>>385335207
The real reason is that the event is unwelcoming, transphobic and doesn't ban swears.
Normal people hate these kind of archaid non-diverse events.

>>385335783

In Maral's pussy.

>missed the first hour of this
I bet I missed like 50 memes

>>385335783
It's an indoor arena so people have to stay at friends or hotels

>>385335783
they all sleep on maral

>>385335783
Europe is pretty small they just take a train home and come back when they need to.

is it really his first playthrough /v/?

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>>385335772

>mfw I reset the console

>>385335783
https://youtu.be/bGt5NqyleJA?t=160
2:40

>>385335808
Americans just give too much fucks about minorities in general.

>aid has saved lives in the third world
Th-thanks

based My Summer Car runner

>>385335808
all these white people keeping minorities away from the charity because they want all the glory to themselves

Aww yeah, My Summer Car guy.

>he choked the long jump

I wonder can this get in the Guinness World Records

>Another man gets a joke star
>He fucks it up

Not even the women fucked up the joke stars and they're literally women

Oh boy

>>385335914
If it's true he's actually a speedrunning god being able to pick up strats like that without playing

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Who has those gunnar glasses as their regular glasses anyway?

>>385335936
I think that happend at GDQ one year during some race. Someone knocked/kicked the console and reset it.

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Should have cleaned up those cumstains

V A P E
N
A
T
I
O
N

>>385336136
pass the controller bro
don't mind the cum on my face

>>385336065
They're anal about shit and would probably not call it a 70 person if someone has more than one star

Is that uyama?

>irregularjiiny actually got large

dude's looking good

>>385336124
did he died?

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>>385336121

>>385336136
But are they his?

>>385336198

Jim Jones

>vape nation brah
>immediately chokes
stupid memer

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>>385336191

CHOKE
H
O
K
E

>>385336191
he got smaller, you should have seen him last year/2 years ago

>>385336121

For being colour blind.

>I have no fans

Kek

>>385336195
He was pretty pissed but had to keep his rage down since it was GDQ.

>>385334631
No, it isn't.

>Holding a Touhou plushie all the time

GET REKT GDQ

cute doll

Who is that touhou with the green hair?

>>385336171
twitch plays pokemon got one for most people playing a singleplayer game online, maybe this can get it for offline if it's 120

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>>385336289
technology is amazing

C H O K E
H
O
K
E

>Sanae doll
>I have no friends

Is he, dare I say, _______?

TOUHOUD

>>385336348
a slut.

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>i dont have fans

well now you do

Who's the British guy that's got the glasses?

He seems like a good guy.

>let's play star

>>385336348
Sanae

K O T T I

>>385336365
You should get your hearing checked... But yes you are correct

based Finnish commentator

>>385336426
fuzzyness i think, he's a smash player

>>385336365
truly /ourguy/

>>385336198
but his vision is augmented

>Kotti has a beard now
Well then.

Oh shit the girl from the Ring is manifesting on that guy's chin

>>385336348
a hoe

PERKELE

>>385336471
He's the sort of guy you need to do things like this really. Keeps everyone positive.

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SotN would be a good run if the relay wasn't on, I feel bad

This is your gardener for today. Say something nice about him.

>>385336365
Autistic, yes.

>>385336556
compared to the lifeless drone interviewer people they have at gdq, yeah he's a godsend

>>385336586
He was a funny little hairlet

>>385336567
You can always watch it later

FIRST TIME EVER PLAYING SM64

>>385336586
HE IS THICC

T H I C C

You did it my man

as expected of a socialist state, everyone gets to speedrun

This is weirdly hype

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Who here on the go phoneposting?

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>choking on talk to Toad star

>>385336708
cancer
>>385336709
autism

The choke is real

i hope we get a 20 minute choke

>>385336774
autistic cancer

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How many times can you fuck up something so simple?

>>385336348
Miko Yuuka

>>385336709
At least he doesn't save pics of vita sluts

>>385336813
Shes PURE

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HE'S BACK

>>385336803
under pressure? Many

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>>385336774

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PAC IS COMING SOON.

Holy shit this runner's face is hilarious.

>>385336708
On ps4, but it's like 5 seconds late

>>385336860
Our autist

>>385336842
She's a pure SLUT

>>385336917
>>385336918
>le choking face

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>>385336882

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The face of speedrunning

>>385336918
Me on the right.

>>385336917
>>385336918
He looms like Aaron Paul

>>385337034

Xbox, speedrun my game!

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>furfag

>>385336917
>>385336918
is he wearing eyeliner

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>>385336918

>just jumped off and killed himself

Fucking furries

unintelligible burger furry time

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>>385337093

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>shasta

All these people will be crying themselves to sleep thinking about how they choked

>>385337125
I maintain that these two were like Lucy and Deputy Andy

>otterfaggot likes jumping in the water

>>385337149
the big cheer afterwards should mellow it down a bit

Jesus Christ this guy can't get on the bridge FFS

REKT

furry genocide best day of my life

is the alucard guy from northern ireland?

THE LOG

THE LOG

THE LOG

>>385337149
>That one guy who will kill himself because of it

this fucking idiot

american are disgusting

"speed" run

>Americhokes

Embarrassing

KILL ALL THE FURRIES GODDAMMIT

>>385337190
should I watch that show?
feels a bit weird watching something from the 90s that turns into something from 2017

MERCY KILL THIS SHIT

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He's doing this on purpose

>everyone is doing fine
>furry takes 10 minutes

THIS FUCKING RNG DUDE

this burger is embarrassing

YOURE NOT GAME GRUMPS NIGGA JUST FOCUS

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>keeps jumping off the edge

>>385337319
WOOOOOOOOOW

>>385337291
It's universally regarded as gud

>>385337149
>5 years later while they lie down to sleep they will recall how they choked at this event
I really pity them

>>385337271
he's disgusting to us Americans too.

Remove burgers

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>fat american furry comes on
>sharts all over the run

>>385337313
>Blaming him for being a furry and not American

>>385334918
Underr8ed

Why are Americans such retards?

>>385337416
worst of both worlds 2bh

you can really feel the drop in intelligence when an american starts playing

>>385337291
absolutely

>>385337414
GROSS

THIS FAT FUCK RUINED THE RUN FOR EVERYONE

Hes ditching the hat?

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>lost the hat

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FUCK AMERICA AND FUCK FURRIES

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HE'S LITERALLY RUINING THE RUN

>fat guy eating up all the time

HE'S RUINING IT
I'M GETTING SO MAD AT THIS SHIT, SOMEBODY FUCKING STOP HIM
MY BLOOD IS FUCKING BOILING RIGHT NOW

>The city of america

FURRY AMERICAN LITTERALLY RUINING IT FOR EVERY OTHER RUNNER!

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How to ruin a good, fun run: The audiovisual guide.

>assign stars so this shit doesn't happen
>it still happens
I'm blaming the Euros for this one

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>every other runner is gonna take more damage now

Furries, not even once

JUST SWITCH HIM OUT FFS

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mercy kill now

Oh god, he could not fuck this anymore up.

GO BACK HOME AMERICAN

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REMOVE BURGER

THIS IS NOT OKAY

time for the let's play segment

>>385337532
hey bitchboi dont try and shift the blame

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

Mercy kill the whole run. This furry ruined everything.

so this is the power of amerifat speedrunning..

>I used to run super mario 64 ds
Why does he lie?

>pause stream 2
>go to stream 1 on other tab
>play

Probably doing it on purpose for attention.

https://twitter.com/mrshasta/status/879398867602726916

>>385337530
(that was a good doujin)

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>>385337414
>that suit

Japanese furries manage to make ones that are cute, why do americans not even try?

>>385337567
Dumb kumikoposter

Is he worse than the girls? I missed most of this

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/v/ FUCKING stop him oh my god

When the cheerful commentator's smile is gone, you know you fucked up.

Stop choking on burgers you fat gay furry fuck.

FINALLY

Why was he even given this star?

>>385337635
They do?

THE HAT

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>their face after telling him to try the flip

FINALLY. Fucking furry.

I hope bald man kills him

Do these people even play videogames

How do you fuck up SM64 so much

WE DID IT BRO ARMIE!

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fuck, i just got home. how has this mario run been? epic?

RUN
FUCKING
RUINED
HE KILLED EVERYBODIES HARD WORK THE STUPID FURRY CUNT

Fucking idiot lost the hat and made the entire run harder.

>>385337606
>SoCal
>Sm4sh
Burn him alive desu

WHERE THE HAT GO

DEEPEST LORE

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cappy is kill

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that high-five was not deserved
not in the slightest

How can yurocucks even compete?

>>385337648
far worse
the dutchgirl who was next to the comfy Harry Potter game choked a few times but didn't take much time

>>385337648
He fucking lost the hat

>The hat actually stays gone

I never knew this...

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the next event better ban
>fat people
>american people
>furry "people"

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I'm sorry /v/. I choked and lost the hat

>It's fine man
>*dies*

Evrry time

maral banned from esa for cumdodging

PAC

Oh shit, it's Pac.

>>385337747
What does losing the hat entail
Sorry I never had an N64

That stupid American really brought the mood down

That voice

>this guy's voice
I am wet

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>That voice

holy shit

Who is Pac?

Im now a homosexual.

CLUTCH PAC

>>385336892
is this the same Pac as the one that's playing now?
literally /ourguy/

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How has this run been? entertaining or boring?

HIGH TEST

I feel I could deepthroat this man and it would not be gay.

I'm gay

>>385337648
The girls at least did their easy things qucikly. This guy fucked over everyone after him for the rest of the run.
Even the guy who was given a girl star (Ie you just grab it after walking 5 inches) and the guy who fucked up talking to toad weren't this bad.

>>385337816
Maral is up after castlevania
She's also pure

>>385337839
you take double damage

>>385337904
Fun until the furfag

OOOOOOVER THE FIELDS

wtf I love Ireland now?

>>385337904
FUN

the american actually works for GDQ and was sent there to ruin all the fun

Ladaur looking cute in that dress :3

FUCKING SKILLS

F A T T

KAWAII

OH FUG GIRL I'M GONNA CUUUUUUUM

BRING BACK MARAL

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apparently fucking not

*laughs*
I PRACTICED
*slaps belly skin*
I SWEAR GUYS HAHA
*chokes*

Grill didn't choke it

>>385337901
Ya
https://twitter.com/pac____/status/881522031292030976