It's fucking amazing guys, this is what's going to

pretty good port

>>384705916
>children's game
cringe

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>>384705916
>Too poor right now for a switch
Oh well, at least i could get this.

>it's literally just a port of Splatoon 1
Lmao Switchfags are just fucking pathetic. The only actually new game on the Switch is Arms and that game is shit.

>>384706340
What the fuck is that? A diseased leg?

>>384705916
You sure about that? That was said about ARMS and Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, but Switch sales have been pretty stagnant since March.

>>384706525
Really? It's a blanket with a stitching pattern.

>>384705916
It would totally sell a switch to me, IF I COULD FIND ONE

>>384706340
Tits or gtfo

>>384706629
>Switch sales have been pretty stagnant
Nope.

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>>384706340
>he didn't abuse the 60% extra trade credit + buy 2 get 1 sale

>>384706806
>Nope.
Nope.

>>384706525
looks like an overweight chick's hand holding some nintendo dolls... where do you see a leg? the bed comforter?

>>384706340
>hey son, what did you bu...

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>need 3 more eggs for Salmon Run
>10 second timer is on
>look at teammate UI
>every single fucking one of them has an egg and is bumfucking around trying to get kills
>stand by basket and spam Over Here emote
>none of them budge
>lose
holy fucking shit I am furious
salmon run is fun as shit god damn

>>384706340
>was able to get both Bayos today
>neither place had Callie/Marie or the new Inklings
What the fuck

>>384706845
GameStop doesn't exists here, i got it in a multimarket called "wong"

Let's be real everyone who wants a switch has one this isn't 2007. Splatoon 2 is a good game lets just enjoy it while we can and hope the switch keeps getting even better games through 2018-2019.

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>>384706340
mfw I went to the nearest store to buy those amiibos but I changed my opinion, went to a bookstore and bought a full detailed book about animals, insects and trees... the book was expensive but it is beautiful and works really good as a reference when drawing those kind of things.
Btw this happened a few hours earlier

nah

>>384707141
Funny enough, before getting the amiibos, i went to the book store to see if they had the splatoon artbook. They didn't.

Im so tired of having to carry retards

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>>384706806
You know what, motherfucker?
My apologies, MK8 did drive sales up a bit. Nevertheless, it's been tied with the PS4 for a good while, and is doing worse now.

>>384706629
>>384706879
He's talking about the amiibo

Why do Nintendo fans sound like marketers?

>>384707379

Then play on a premade squad with /v/ https://discord.gg/mmtEQb

>>384707451

word of mouth marketing

>>384706525
Is a hand.

>>384705916
>this is what's going to sell the Switch
It would be if the Switch wasn't out of stock everywhere. It isn't due to be available on UK Amazon until the end of August, totally fucking ridiculous. Nintendo deserves to get the shit kicked out of them by Sony for being so incompetent.

>>384705916
Im probaly going to buy a Switch for this game, if I can find one for retail price.

Where's the second collectible in the first hub area? And how do I do missions for Sheldon? I wanna unlock new weapons.

I need your help guys. I played Splatoon 1 with sticks, but for 2 I wanna learn to play with motion controls.
What is the best way to use the motion controls? Right now I'm trying to use the joycon like a wiimote, which kinda works alright, but I just can't turn without using the right stick.
Any tipps? How should I set the sensitivities?

Are gyro controls better with the grip or a Joy-Con in each hand? I don't have a pro controller.

>>384708017
just continue to play with sticks but slightly move your controller for fine aiming

>>384708017
Make the stick sensitivity high and the motion control sensitivity low. Use sticks like normal while using motion controls for fine tuning your aim.

>tfw have a Switch
>won't buy this

Guess this will be my 3DS all over again, I only used that for Pokemon X.

Why the fuck is every game a wagglan multiplayer shitfest? I bought this hoping to get more games like BOTW.

>>384706525
Can't unsee

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Reminder not to play when Americans are asleep

>>384707451
Word of mouth is the best marketing tool.
That's why pyramid schemes make you sell things to your friends.

Just like Splatoon did, eh champ?
:^)

>>384708218
>Splatoon is wagglin
Nigga what?

>>384708085
>>384708217
Well that seems almost right. Gotta git gud I guess, thanks

>mail still hasn't come

I just want to play the game already.

>>384705916
I mean I agree it's amazing but I dunno if the Switch "needed" help selling. More fuel onto the fire for sure though

>>384705916
>makes you update from 2.0.0
FUCK

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>mfw the corporate-shill line is real

>>384707397
nice diagram that means absolutely notthing without a source retard, if your going to talk shit, you better have something to back it up, not that I'd be surprised that the switch sales did became stagnant

Can you only have 1 drawing you made up at a time?

If I make another drawing, will it replace or delete the current one?

How do I get mine seen by a ton of people?

Are you more likely to see drawings of people you friended?

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nice looking water

>tfw bought the game to play with nieces and nephews over the next couple of days before heading home a few states away
Fuck, Nintendo doesn't know how to do local multiplayer anymore? Guess I need to return this shit...

I got waken up at 3 in the morning from a notification that Amazon has Switch in stock.
Definitely worth the lack of sleep I have right now for this.

>>384706525
holy shit get some glasses

>>384707397
>a console in small supply sells less than a console readily available

who'da thunk

>>384706868
>Nope.
Nope.

I had a Wii-u but didn't buy the first one. I'm playing 2 now and it's definitely enjoyable. But I can see how people who either, weren't excited by the first one, or played it to death wouldn't want to buy it.

From what I can tell it's just new levels, guns, and hosts. And maybe a bit more of a story mode.

>>384709039
Yikes, thats dpacing is gonna get you some pretty negative comments on this board anon. Anywho, you can only have a single drawing to represent your avatar at a time

>>384709174
right?

>>384709629
>>384709174
I want to be comfy at the beach with a squid girl in a blue one-piece swimsuit

>>384709180
you're actualy fucking retarded, it says flat out on the back of the box, your fault for not taking responsibility to get informed on a product above 50$ before buying it

>>384709174
This is some next-gen shit right here. How do they do it?

>>384707901
That Amazon date keeps shifting and getting longer. The last batch my local Game got consisted of 1 unit. They have loads of copies of Splatoon2 and loads of Splatoon pro controllers as no one's buying. Can't sell Switch games if no one can buy a Switch.

So I have to get out of my current group to switch weapons in Turf War?

>>384709829
art style as opposed to "we updated the engine"

Apple is making it hard for Ninty to shit out Switches. Enjoy your jackless iPhones.

>>384709174
I understood that reference

>>384707901
If you're in the UK, Argos has them in stock right now

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>>384705916
>switch's wifi is defective and only works when it wants to
Guess it's single player for me.

>>384709547
Highlight is Salmon Run, it is genuinely fun and gets insanely hard. Singleplayer is basically cut and pasted from the first game with a easier end boss. The rest of the muliplayer is just business as usual with new maps.

>>384710159

There are LAN adapters for it. Generic ones should also work.

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>tfw beat the SP already

Callie is going to be getting doujin love.

>>384709547
And that new mode and future updates

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>messing with the music in a lobby

I just can't use gyro control I'm sorry
I hate constantly using Y to re-center, I don't hold my controller so calmly that it doesn't move a bit, the way the Y axis works is weird, argh

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>>384710159
Here is what I did:
1: Change Bandwidth to 20Mhz only.
2: Manually setup Wifi so you can set it an IP.
3: Opened the necessary ports to that IP only. Or if you're feeling lazy stick it in the DMZ.

Once I did that I have full wifi bars and I've never failed to join a game and only dropped once all day.

>>384709817
Okay let's just ignore decades of experience because you want to consider being paranoid as the same thing as being "smart". It's not like I spent money I can't get back, but then you were certainly smart enough to know that aren't you? Also the game cost less than $50. Can you not say anything intelligent in your reply?

>>384710703
those jellis and the mirror look like a pingus.

What I don't get is why they keep shipping only about 140-150k per week even though they claim to have upped production to 16 million units for the year

150k/week will only equate to 8 million in a year.

>sell the Switch
>still no Switches on shelves

Nintendo, masters of business.

>>384710703
>>384710159
the most important thing is to change the dns of your internet connection on the switch to manual and use a good one like google's 8.8.8.8 instead of nintendo's shit dns

>>384710685
I doesn't see what's so bad with sticks. I get most kills in the game consistently with them

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>>384706629
>Switch sales have been pretty stagnant since March.

This staggering denial. The absolute fucking state of /v/.

>>384711029
I mean I can tell that in theory if I was really proficient at it, I would have an easier time fine-tuning my aim and being very accurate quickly with gyro instead of stick

but I don't know if I want to go through the many many dozens of hours it'd take for me to get there, especially when I think it might NEVER happen for me because I just don't "hold" my controller like some other people who use gyro might

>>384710971
Two of my local Best Buys have 20+ of them at this very second

Friend is telling me Targets have them too, though not as many

>>384708360
>Word of mouth is the best marketing tool.
>That's why pyramid schemes make you sell things to your friends.

Pyramid schemes only work with sociopaths that put a dollar value on their relationships so they can win a trip to Hawaii or get a powder-pink Mary Kay Cadillac. Not really the same as word-of-mouth where it costs nothing to either party.

>>384711175
Great, where do you live so I can get one?

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>use Dualies
>win 9/10 times
>half of that is us bullying them at spawn because they can't hit me

I've actually gotten into this exact situation except I escaped with the dualie dodge rolls and killed a couple

>>384711415
>implying you'll drive across the country
Just try calling your local stores
Or stop being a marketer trying to make it seem like it's in low demand

I live in Tucson

>>384706629
>Switch sales have been pretty stagnant since March
Stagnation's inevitable when you have no stock.

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>>384707016
>It's a grillers won't stop spawning and you get the splat charger round episode

>>384711042
Sonybros have been really ramping up the shitposts for whatever reason, the last week has been a absolute septic tank

>>384705916
>It's fucking amazing guys
What's so great about it? Try to sell it to someone who didn't enjoy the first one

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>mfw octo armaments hard mode on the music minigame

>>384711740
Look, if you didn't enjoy the first one than this probably isn't for you.

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>get a girl in salmon run
>realize that's an immediate loss
>lose

Octavia amiibo when

I've never wanted to cum on a figurine until now

>>384711740
Yeah, I own a Wii U and Splatoon 1 and didn't really play it much. What's the appeal of the new one?

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>tfw

>>384711935
So you can only play 2 maps again?

>>384711889
Apart from Salmon Run, it's basically the same with shitter waifus.

>>384711507
>bumblefuck desert town
No wonder there's a surplus where you live, everyone's too busy doing heroin and fucking their sister.

>>384710945
Upping production is something that happens over a period of time. They can't just make an extra million units on a month's notice, so the effects aren't seen immediately. May and June shipments were small, but they're starting to get bigger now. The big thing is whether or not they can make enough to meet holiday season demand.

>Here's a shitty cartoon sequel that's actually a content expansion to the first game, which was also shit
>GET HYPE!!!!!1!!

So are all these Splatoon threads just shills doing their usual rounds, or are they clever trolls false-flagging Splatoon hype on /v/ for the lulz?

>>384711746
I don't know if this is the case for rhythm game enthusiasts but some of these songs are fucking impossible, even on normal. Happy Little Workers is another fucked up one.

>>384711624
Honestly I used to think it was worthless in salmon run, but now I prefer it knowing what it can do. You can one shot most bosses and the shots can take out up to 5 at a time.

>>384711993
Yeah, they switch every two hours at least this time

>>384712043
There are plenty of reports of the same thing across the country. Best Buys were saving their supply for Splatoon 2 launch day. I guarantee you can find one today no matter where you live (in the US, anyway, Japan is another story) if you actually try. But you're just a shitposter trying to make it sound like "zomg so popular, sold out everywhere" when this isn't true at least right now

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>>384712160
Pray tell what Splatoon 2 should have done to make itself a proper sequel instead of an "expansion pack" in your opinion

>>384712175
there's some things the splat charger is great a taking out

Grillers are not one of them.

>>384712160
Viral marketing on /v/ is a real thing. This is all I can say

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do you think he bought it?

>>384707141
Look up ernst haeckel, his work is absolutely stunning.

>>384712421
>people like and talk about an upcoming/newly-released game, VIRAL MARKETING NINTENDO SHILLS PAID ADVERTISING STOP TALKING ABOUT NEW AND UPCOMING THINGS NNNNNRRRRRRRGH!!!

Let me guess, this only applies when it's Nintendo-related, correct?

>>384712657
Sonyfags are cancer.

>>384712175
And then you hit night or fog mode with hightide. Spalt Charger is only ok when the maps favors it. Outside of that it's useless. Where as all the other weapons are useful no mater the changes to the map.

>>384706216
Ironic , Aren't you underage yourself for using cringe here.

How long is Salmon Run going to last? I dont want to miss out on any loot but i kinda want to check out the story

>>384712657
Yes, victim complex retard. You just go ahead and conveniently ingnore that this shit happens to every fucking new game released. I really wish there was a way to make nintenbro fans drink bleach.

>>384706453
It literally isn't.

>>384712657
>Let me guess, this only applies when it's Nintendo-related, correct?
Absolutely not, where did you read that?

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>>384705916
>84 on metacritic
Kek, another blunder from Nintendo
>Splatoon 2
A blunder
>Botw
a blunder (also a port)
>Odyssey
A blunder (it was originally a wii u game)
>Xenoblade 2
A blunder, buy final fantasy xv instead

>But muh botw metacritic scores
Top kek, Nintendo pays for reviews (btw odyssey will get a 60/100 on metacritic and 3/10 on user score)

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What do these small white fish things I find in story mode do?

I found one while looking for a dead sea scroll

>>384712950
Are they fans or paid shills. Pick one

>>384712920
24 hours

>>384712920
A month, you got plenty of time. If you read the info on the reward screen it says monthly rewards.

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POST YOUR SQUID

>>384712920
>new game mode can only be played at certain times
i hate this

Is /v/ playing together? Can I get in on that?

>>384713017
Upgrade gear later on.

>>384705916
Nintendo fans standards must be astronomically low for online multiplayer, understandably.

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>>384707497

And this solves that problem how?

>>384705916
i want the switch but i would only be playing splatoon 2, thats it. not paying $400+ for 1 game

>>384713025
A combination of both as any sane person would realize

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>>384713094
who /soundcloudrapper/ here

Cake lovers GTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AD-VbCWzWto

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Am I the only person who thinks the music isn't as good as Splatoon 1?

>>384713017
Currency for upgrading your equipment and getting unlocks. The unlocks affect things you can't unlock yet for multiplayer. So do SP first.

>>384713016
Thanks for the input ACFag

>>384713251
It's not as catchy.

>>384713129
>BUT MUHHH BIG BOY GAMEZ!! 1! 1! HOW DARE THEY PWAY GAYMEZ IN CARTOONY ART STYLE REEEEER

>>384713251
I don't like either and wish I could mute it

>>384713251
I agree

>>384711993
Right???? That was my biggest gripe with the first game

I understand why they did it when there were only five maps, but now you have no excuse, there are a TON of maps. Why are there only two in the rotation?? I wouldn't get so bored of turf war if there was at least one more map to play on

Is the pro controller better for splatoon? I just ordered the neon joycons because i had bought it with black and now i am feeling regret. I am at work and havent played it yet, game is in the car.

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>game still hasn't been delivered yet

>>384713214
AYE

YUH

>>384708218
BOTW is wagglan too for bows and boomerangs

>>384713458
Pro controller with gyro on is the absolute patrician choice to play this game. Once you try it once, you'll actually never be able to go back

>>384713603
I've tried gyro on pro plenty and it's pretty meh for me

>>384709174
The water in Inkblot Art Academy actually looks nice

>>384713550
gyro controls =/= wagglan, you ass clown

>>384708218
Games like Splatoon and ARMS are cheaper to make because 90% of the content is created by pitting players against each other, not actually making content

Single player games take longer to make because you have to actually make content for them.

Regardless, Odyssey and Xenoblade 2 are coming this year and I'm definitely waiting for those before I get a Switch

The Reef is a pretty shit stage

>>384713016
Next time try
> It's a port
and
> Kiddie game

It's shit bait, but still better than your bait.

>>384713603
I understand a pro controller was standard on the wiiu but i am curious how it sizes up the joycon. If it's just a matter of ergos then i wont feel bad

>>384711465
Doing a splashdown in this situation is the greatest thing ever

>>384712950
>I hate it when people talk about new games because I don't fucking know why it's 4chan I'll be a fucktarded child if I feel like it nyah

>>384713005
I rarely if ever see anyone throw this kind of a shitfit when a new or upcoming non-Nintendo game is even mentioned on /v/. And I'm still trying to understand why the whiny bitchtit faggots here get so angry about more games being made.

>>384713094
I can't, she's black

>>384713773
fuck you, the reef is awesome

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LET ME HIT LVL4 ALREADY

I WANNA HUNT SALMON

>>384713251
I think it's better personally

>>384713890
too bad you lose special charge when you die so you can't do it as a quick comeback

>>384713906
>I rarely if ever see anyone throw this kind of a shitfit when a new or upcoming non-Nintendo game is even mentioned on /v/.
It happens in every single thread. You just only hang out in Nintendo threads. Probably because you're a Nintendo marketer and don't come to /v/ on your own volition

>>384713485
My country has a national holiday right now.
All stores are closed and i can't get the game...

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>>384713960

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>mfw a steelhead is wrecking our shit and the guy with the charger won't hit it

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>yfw you lock on all 4 of the enemy team with the Tenta missles

>>384713673
Anything that isn't a controller or kb+m is waggling, fanboy.

Salmon Run is so good, holy shit.
Feels kinda short though.

>>384713016
>408 results found
https://boards.fireden.net/v/search/image/JuyuBs20_R7a-yUvr6WzxQ/

>>384714038
Lol okay I still think it's better

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>high tide
>fog
>FIREFLIES
>you have the charger
>yfw

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>>384714206

>>384714206
Did you even play the first game

>>384709174
Huh.. seems familiar...

wait how do I change my weapon type in story mode completely to dualies for example?

>>384714087
Gyro pretty much is a mouse

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>It's a glowfly wave
>You have the splat roller
>E1M1.wav

>>384714002
The only times I've seen it is with Final Fantasy or when there's a non-white non-male as a main character in the game. Meanwhile everything Nintendo-made causes half of /v/ to erupt in an orgy of rage and whining.

>hurr you're not upset like me you must be a Nintendo employee here to shill nyarf nyarf!

Lot of slack-jawed faggots in this thread.

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>>384713016
>Xenoblade 2 A blunder,
>buy final fantasy xv instead

>>384707397
>and is doing worse now.
Did it ever occur to you that was caused by the shortages?
Despite this they have been selling out almost immediately in most areas of the world. That's anything but stagnation.

>>384713159
My Wii U is basically a 250 dollar Smash Machine lol

>>384713858
Might just be personal preference, but the pro controller has amazing ergos. Handheld also feels pretty good, not a fan of the grip or individual Joy-Con though

>>384706340
>wong.com.pe
>cencosud

Hello pretty peruvian girl who buys in a Chilean supermarket chain.

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I am disappointed that salmon run doesn't have some super final boss that only appears to a team full of people on max level.

>>384714532
Thanks for the input. I saw someone say the gyro is like shit on the joycon for splatoon but they are probably just dumb and wrong like most randos posting their options on gamefaqs or wherever that thread was

How do you get the p90 splattershot?

>>384714087
Use gyro or change to inferior stick controls, fatty.

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>>384714747
what the fuck did Nintendo just say fuck it and added guns

>>384710703
>3: Opened the necessary ports to that IP only. Or if you're feeling lazy stick it in the DMZ.
Doesn't Switch do UPnP?

>>384714350
>half of /v/ to erupt in an orgy of rage and whining.
You either have a severe victim complex or you're a marketer

A couple people calling to question how many marketers are in a particular thread is hardly the spectacle you're making it sound like

>>384714639
you mean there aren't salmonlings?

I wanna fight cute fish lolis

>>384714636
>peruvian
Correct
>buy stuff in chilean supermarket
Wait, wasn't that metro?
>girl
WRONG

>>384714752
i'm fucking right, ladyboy.
https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cencosud

>>384714639
what is the max level?

Are there any crazy things that happen on higher difficulties?

>>384714971
>>384714987

>>384714350
FUCK YOU MARKETER, I'm cancelling my order on this game

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>mfw splatoon/stargate crossover

く)8]彡 く)8]彡 く)8]彡

>>384715020
I think 200% is the max
No idea if anything crazy beyond stage elements like fog and more bosses + more salmonids

>>384714949
>pointing out people being retarded means YOU'RE the true evil here!

The fact you dipshits think every single person who says anything slightly positive about a new or upcoming game is a hardcore marketer/shill shows how retarded you are, especially when it's something/from a company that's routinely shat on simply for being popular. Your only "argument" being "You're a shill! You're a marketer! I win I win I win!" makes you look even more idiotic. Maybe you could try not being angry because people like something, I know it's the internet but you're not required to be a faggot.

Is there any reason for doing the story? Do I get shit for multiplayer?

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>final wave
>twenty seconds on the clock
>quota is filled
>your team mates are dead
>eight bosses on the field that all want your ass

I'M NUCLEEEAAR

>>384714906
>>384715114
Forgot to quote.

I wish Salmon Run gave experience points. It's pretty fun though.

>>384706629
Your blanket looks like diseased flesh dude.

God I love the roller weapons so much

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>>384715302
>alone against 8 bosses
Sounds fucking fun

I can't fucking wait to get this game, july 21st is a national holiday in Belgium so I couldn't get it today

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There really needs to be more Splatoon/Squidbillies mashups.

>>384713439
This. I am enjoying it and I am glad they at least upped the map rotation speed, but Jesus I wish they had 3-4 maps at least if they are going to go that way. Or hell, use the same system as Mario Kart 8 for choosing maps online.

I am already taking a break since I am worn out on the present two maps.

>>384706094
I can tell you worked really hard on this bait so here's a reply just for you.

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>Fog rolls in
>You've been lent...
>Splat Charger!

>>384715269
>our only "argument" being "You're a shill! You're a marketer! I win I win I win!" makes you look even more idiotic.
Blatant straw man

>>384712597
just googled it and its amazing, gonna buy someday, but first I need others books I saw on the store but everything was fucking expensive

>>384715649
I feel 3/4 map rotation sounds better than 2, yeah.

I remember in Splatoon 1 there was always like a blank spot for a 3rd map in rotation. Did that ever do anything?

>>384713196
So you're telling me fans are talking about game and it isn't just shills? What's the fucking problem, then?

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>>384715649
At least there's Salmon Run so that we don't get bored of tur-

>"Salmon Run has limited availability"

JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE DEVELOPERS?!

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Is splatoon 2 only for switch or for wiiu too?

>>384715875
Nope, they never did. I always thought they were just waiting til they released more maps since the first game only had five at the start

They kept the weird blank space in Splatoon 2 though... Why do they keep giving me false hope?

>>384715920
Switch only.

I've played over 15 hours of splatoon 1 and some of 2, and i just can't agree. It's fun, sure, but it isnt amazing. Too simplistic compared to other multiplayer shooters, Almost every match is the same.

>>384715920
BotW is the last nintendo game (and I think game overall) that the WiiU got

Someone tell me how amiibo are working and how to unlock extra items. I scanned one in and it only gave me one outfit item?

>>384715904
What's the actual play times, with an attached timezone? Because I was doing that shit way later than what it said.

Someone hit me up with a Salmon run game. Playing with randoms gets awful when you get up to part-time

>>384716052
Can I play my botw wiiu disc on switch? or do I have to buy the stupid game again?

>>384708360
Get some more points and carry your fucking team

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>>384713016
threadly reminder than pokeybarneyfag is a leaf

>>384716190
there is no backwards compability on the switch. it also uses carts, not discs

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>constant unstable connection for 2 seconds where it kicks everyone but me and someone else
my wifi is fine for fucks sake, I was playing earlier this morning just hunky dory.

>>384716613
get a lan adapter.

>>384715920
It's for the wiiu in the same way that MK8 and pokken were

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>>384705916

Ah so this is what it is like to enjoy games again. Feels good.

>>384705916
The weapon I want isn't available until lvl 24

Why is it so satisfying to paint the ground with the roller?

>>384716379
Leaf here, please dont refer to Quebecfags as if theyre canadian its extremely offensive

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>Pre ordered
>Carrier: AMZL
>Last update is at three in the morning PST
Fucking Amazon

>>384715904
Ranked you faggot.

>>384713251
I dunno, I think the new music is surprisingly way better. Sounds much more fleshed out if that makes sense? Like, the first game had great tunes but a lot of them were kinda basic instrumentally and composition-wise. I feel like they went more all out in this one.

>tfw postman just got here

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>freelancing
>teammate disconnects almost immediately
>fuck it we keep going
>first two waves are close calls and barely hit quota
>last wave we go over quota quite a bit but get cornered in last 20 seconds
>teammates die but I escape using a wall I had painted way earlier in the match specifically for that reason
>Booyahs all around

>>384715512
Some stores were selling it yesterday. Managed to nab one from the FNAC in Gent. Sorry anon. If it makes you feel any better I've only gotten to World 4 in single player and I haven't played multiplayer at all since my internet is fucked.

>>384706845
I still dont understand what happened to that.
I'm not good with money so can someone explain it to me like i'm a child?

>>384705916
Its alright I guess. I played on my roommates Wii u with the first game and got the new one earlier. I played for a little bit and its pretty much the same as the first game. Feels more like some expansion pack, not that's it a bad thing. Its alright.

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>>384713094
woomy

Actually, fuck griller level though. Every time I've played it I've had the fucking charger

Just bought a switch today with this and zelda botw. Only now do I truely understand what it is to be Nintendo master race. Fuck you /v/ for making me think the switch was awful.

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>>384717924

>>384717132
My Amazon order got here at 10 am, breddy based desu

>Tfw i can't buy the game because my finances are in shambles

Either I get Splatoon now or Sonic Mania Collector's edition later.

>>384717924
The headpiece looks good.
Tired of people just using wigs in place of tentacles.

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>Fight boss
>Third phase
>BAAAAAA BABABA BAAAAA DOOBOP DOOBOP DOO
>mfw
What the fuck is this music jesus christ my sides
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L97IA5IzKz8

>>384718091
sonic mania will probably be on some grey market key site for 1 dollar
get splatoon you dumb fucking squid

>>384718329
>collector's edition

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>the salmon run music

>>384718182

2deep4u

>>384714906
i bet people are gonna say ironicaly RASH BEE with a russian accent in voice chat

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>tfw poor
>wont be able to get the switch for at least a year
it'll be dead before i ever get a chance to play and ill miss all the best jizzfests

>>384718519
>voice chat

Just picked up a Switch with BotW but haven't gott'n Splat2n yet. Loving the system though and Zelda is fucking lit

>Want to play with friends
>Have to download the app
>No way to just shoot someone an invite in the game itself
Is Splatnet 2 useful, at least? I might download it just for that.

>>384718573
Become a wageslave

>>384718573
Steal one
You don't want to miss out on this game.

I can't decide whether to use motion controls or not.

I feel like analog would be more natural to me, but will I start falling off hard in later ranks? I'm not very good at them right now.

>>384713673
Then Splatoon isn't wagglan either

>>384718703
At max skill, gyro would let you do things better and faster if you're really good at it (see videos of crazy japanese using snipers aka chargers to 720nocopezfragz0r everyone instantly.

But yeah, it's up to you. There are people who got to S with traditional controls so it's not like it's impossible.

What are the capsules for Salmon Run

>>384716379
Quebec isn't Canada.

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>>384718634
It records your last 50 matches with your kda each game and all your weapon stats.

The real killer is the Shop though. 4 slot gear on day 1?

>>384714912
it does

How the fuck do you play this game with motion controls in handheld mode

>>384713153

youll be playing with peolle that compete against japs

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>>384719008
>Shop
Fucking what?
Is it different from the in game shop?
Is it for in game currency?

>>384718971
>>384717064
If the US has to keep deal with Florida, you guys gotta deal with Quebec.

>>384719296
Yes and yes
Also the stock refreshes much faster than in game shops

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>>384709174

What does the level 1 weapon special do? Super armor?

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>Salmon Run
>mfw glowflies
go do salmon run if you haven't already, this mode alone makes the game worth it

>>384719296
It uses ingame currency and adds a new listing every 2 hours. Whatever you buy is given to the urchin guy in inkopolis to sell to you. So far the gear seems to be much better then the ingame gear too.

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>t-t-t-this will be what sells the Switch

Here we go again

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>>384718651

>>384711746
>mfw now or never hard
how the fuck are you supposed to hit some of these notes

>>384719660
Brings me back to my MvM days on the higher difficulties. It gets crazy as fuck, and I hope it gets new maps over time.

>>384719631
Gives your entire team bonus armor for a short time (basically makes you temporarilly pretty tanky). Its honestly one of the most broken specials. You get multiple people on a team with it and they just tank forever

Is there a list of all gear in Spla2oon yet?

>>384719826
>hope it gets new maps over time
since spawning grounds is listed in the mode as the current map I'd say thats a safe bet

>>384705916
Not many people want to play as little girls shooting paint so I don't think so.

>>384719008
Is the time above the items how long they're available for?

>>384717924
Gold star for effort, too bad they aren't cute

What is this freshness bonus I got? Because I just won 5 in a row?

>>384720314
It's pretty much a per-weapon win bonus.

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>multiple grillers spawning at once
salmon run is fun but painful

This fucking game is so confusing. First off I had to do the tutorial with the motion controls forced on. It kept saying "reset camera with Y" but it literally made my character spin around, like what the actual fuck?

Now I can't find the single player arena. I also don't know how to actually view the abilities that I unlocked in multiplayer, but I don't even care because I hate multiplayer and want the fucking single player

>>384705916
salmon run is way more fun that it should be

>>384719197

Link?

>>384720706

jesus anon read a bit

https://discord.gg/mmtEQb

>game has been out for less than a day
>most already defaulted to the Aerospray again

>>384720604
You're stupid

>>384720604
Jesus they explain to you right after the tutorial how to find the story

>>384720776
It's unlocked at level 6, and paints well enough to get 1000-point games and level up quickly to get better guns.

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>>384720604
How did you even figure out how to post?

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>when you're the top scorer for the match but your team loses

>>384720857
>>384720940
>>384720786
Which one is single player?

It didn't say "here is single player" it said shit like "here is a creepy person. DONT TALK TO HER" and "Here is a back allyway. DONT GO THERE"

I keep walking into the tower like the game says and it keeps putting other players in there. I unplugged my internet router to try and force CPUs but it isn't working and its wasting my phone data by posting here

>>384718616
Zelda *is* fucking lit. I also fell in love with the Switch's gimmick.

>>384721037
I can't believe you manage to tie your shoelaces in the morning

>>384721037
>mobileposters can't even figure out how to play a single player game
When are we just going to ban phonefags once and for all?

>>384721037
literal children don't even struggle this much with the game

>>384721037
Do you something forget to eat and drink?

>>384720414
I feel like they have the balance all fucked up with the boss slamonids. Every second its sounding an alarm saying one is spawning.
Its like they designed the mode to have bosses pop in at the end of waves ever now and then and it was completely finished but then they realized it was more fun if there was a lot of bosses at once so they just changed that but didn't remove Mr. Grizz constantly repeating the same shit about a boss approaching every fucking second.
I don't even think of them as bosses, they're just other enemies.

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>>384721037
For a second there I genuinely thought you were serious
Thanks for the laugh anon, this is the first time I've been fooled by bait in a long time

>>384721110
I tried the modem too for good measure what is your beef man? Just tell me how to do single player without pissing my mom off by shutting off the internet

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>>384721037
How do you function from day to day.

>>384721037
if a game tells you not to do something, obviously the first thing you do is go do it

>>384721086
Picked up Wonder Boy: The Dragon's Trap remake which looks beautiful on the Switch screen!

>>384719008
>have only enough money for one
>wonder what the bonus on the jacket is
>buy it
>look what the bonus is

now i feel like i made a mistake

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>>384721292
what kind of game would hide the story mode?

>>384721037
Hey here's a tip for you:
Painting the walls doesn't add to your score.

>this is what's going to sell the Switch
Nah
That job is for BotW and Odyssey

>>384721010
>when you score 1500 points but you still lose because one chucklefuck gets 300

>>384721365
It's in plain sight.

Is my game glitched? I'm not seeing any of the Pearl and Marina announcements

>>384721429
W H E R E
H
E
R
E

>>384713016
>>Odyssey
>A blunder (it was originally a wii u game)
>originally a wii u game
What?

>>384721459
Under there.

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>>384705916
>kiddie shit

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>>384721037
>>384721365
wow 10/10 bait you are a master baiter
good job!

>>384721037
>>384721365
you can stop now
https://boards.fireden.net/_/search/filename/1334329164853.jpg/

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>>384721459

Where do I pick up my salmon run polo

>>384714087
>Touch screen is wagglan

>>384721513
>thinking that just because a game is bright and colorful it's for kids

>>384721503
Fucking kill yourself you worthless sack of shit I bought this fucking game to enjoy myself and all I wanna do is have fun without people who played the first game for two years owning my shit I just want one fucking chance at life to be a little bit happy without worthless cocksuckers like yourself trying to ruin my fun. I'm so fucking glad you found the single player easy to find and I'm glad you have found a way to enjoy yourself but I am having trouble and just want a bit of help. Do you feel big and strong because you've "pwn3d" someone whos a little more behind than you are? Are you 12 and spend all day playing Splatoon or something?

Fuck this board

>>384721609
Next to salmon run entrance there is a window booth

>>384721609
the counter to the left of the grizzco building entrance

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>>384721692

>>384721692
Alright, this bait is good enough so I'll respond. Single player is in the manhole cover that the mysterious woman was from. Salmon run is in the sketchy job. To play online, you go into the tower.

>>384721539
>made a post proudly proclaiming the makes the most bait threads on /ic/
Does this guy have an actual illness? People typically don't behave this way.

>>384721831
thank you

>>384721741
>>384721793
Thanks my men

>>384718573
>can't scrape together 360 dollars in the course of a year
find better circumstances

>>384716123
Rank up some more and scan it again, you have to be a certain rank before it gives you the rest

>>384721703
Should've put one of the kids for the actual audience of COD

>>384721692
you don't even have to find it you tard you can literallly press X and it's right under lobby

>he plays with motion controls

don't do this.

>>384714912
uPnP is shit tho

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>>384721703
fixed that for you

Do yo uget to use the singleplayer weapons in multiplayer?

>>384722137
Finish every level with that weapon.

>>384722137
You have to use the other weapons in multiplayer, unless you go through every single multiplayer stage with the Hero weapon you want (which will take a long time). The multiplayer weapons are way better, anyway.