NA Splatfest in 1 hour, 6pm EST!
ICE CREAM BROS GET IN HERE
WE JUST WON THE EU SPLATFEST HAHAHAA
>the absolute state of team cake
cake.. cuck... wow, both 4 letters, both start with c.. coincidence? I think not!
WE DID IT LADS
>>384042107
post your face when next splatfest
>yaoi vs. yuri
Accurate portrait of your average frozen milk fan
Also 2 minutes until 2-0
>>384042263
>posting hate speech
back to /pol/ with your cancer.
Rep if you're #teamcake
>>384042263
Trying to make a US account but it always says access denied at the verification stage.
Help me out I missed the EU one.
Japan results
>Popularity
>Solo rank
>Team rank
>>384042376
>cake
WEEEW
>>384042107
Reminder that anyone who defends Nintendo intentionally crippling the controls is a treehouse shill. There is no defense for this.
>>384042459
What verification stage?
>>384042107
EU Splatfest was fun, i won 90% of my games (for team Cake).
>>384042459
just change the region on your EU account. at accounts.nintendo.com
>>384042356
would the topic be which one is the worst?
are brownies cakes?
>>384042376
My nigga weren't you just saying marina was the best girl when she came out? You flip floppin?
>>384042447
Checking in. Creamfags about to be blown the fuck out.
>>384042583
Yes
>>384042447
#teamcake reporting in
>>384042447
CAEKI
>>384042669
wtf I love Pearl now
>>384042519
Time to put crippling and the like into the wordfilter I suppose.
>>384042490
Wow so this is the average team cake member... can't believe people would be willing to play with this..
How could anyone like cake more than ice cream?
>>384042603
For a while, her design is just so delicious.
I came to enjoy Pearl's personality and design a bit more as the days passed.
I mean, just look at that style.
>>384042447
Eminemfag reportin
>>384042532
Asks for a 4 digit number but comes up with this when you enter it.
results where?
>>384042263
we did it bros
>>384042447
>>384042790
I think cake is better because it can be a lot more varied, but I joined ice cream because I can't allow Pearl to win
>>384042836
lol you fucked up.
One less yuropoor in my Splatoon, based.
>>384042490
Cake degenerates
>>384042708
>>384042447
cake has got this
>>384042447
Cake all day every day.
>>384042562
Doing God's work, Anon. I also won most of my matches, got the highest rank and 1800 points for the team.
>>384042485
They changed how splatfests are scored now?
>>384042447
>tfw I like ice cream better but I'm a pearlfag
Never played Splatoon before, some people are saying motion controls are the way to go, are they right?
Because I'd reeeeeally rather not
>>384043040
yeah, the old system was retarded anyway
>>384042447
Pretty excited desu senpai.
>>384042809
>>384042936
t. Falseflagging cake fag
Everybody knows cake is a lot less varied than ice cream. Shit tier bait.
>>384043046
>voting based on waifu
Disgusting.
>tfw joining the NA splatfest, signing up for cake and never leaving spawn being as useless as possible
Pearlfags will soon learn
>>384043086
everyone when Splatoon came out thought motion controls would be bad, but they're great. Just try them out yourself, you've just had bad experiences with them
>>384042809
>>384042376
Why aren't faggots like you banned on sight?
Fuck off back to whatever shitty cesspool you came from you attention-whoring autist
Never played Splatoon before, what should I watch out for?
WHERE ARE THE RESULTS
>>384043086
they're rather easy to get a hang of, give them a shot at least
Where are EU results? Or where at all we will be able to check results?
>>384043190
DELETE THIS
>>384043119
DW I did the opposite of him so we're balanced out. I will never betray ice cream.
>pearl won EU and JP
octonigger btfo
Can anybody play the demo, or do I have to have won something? I don't see it in the eshop.
>>384043216
Watch out for ink flying in your direction
>>384043190
>buttblasted Icefag
Get good.
What were the results for EU? It's been an hour
>>384043216
Pearl supporters, they are the most disgusting and vile subhuman redditors you could imagine.
Stay as far away as possible.
>>384043216
best advice I can give is never to aim at your feet. You ink your feet by default anytime you soon so a lot of noobs fall into the trap of staring at the ground a lot. Unless you're using burst bombs, then bombing your feet is viable
>>384043086
Do what you feel most comfortable with. Gyro controls feel really good to me, which is why I always recommend it. Isnt the case for everyone.
>>384042107
EU fag here, whereabouts are the NA servers located, want to test what kind of latency I get to them
>>384042836
I don't know, works for me. Try using a throwaway email from here and trying again.
https://temp-mail.org/en/
>>384043086
practice makes perfect
>>384043086
Motion controls are unintuitive because its gimped. Gyro acts as aim assist but you cant use the Y axis with is retarded.
>>384043190
Thank you based anon.
team ice cream forever fuck you cakefags
>>384043086
You'll get used it, gyro controls are pretty intuitive.
>>384043414
>he's STILL trying
>>384042490
Am I just a retard? Are those real player avatars? How do you draw stuff?
>>384043190
Don't worry, all 6 of us repping cake will make up the win totals, so we'll get 2/3
>>384043485
you can draw pixel at a time or buy a tablet pen
>>384043471
Mate do you know what intuitive means.
>>384043190
Not that I'd expect anything less from ice dudes but show some modesty, damn.
>>384043086
I played the first game and will be playing this one with the analogs. Motion controls are not needed, but go with whatever is most comfy for you
>>384043414
Yeah that's the main reason I don't like it. If I could use the stick at the same time it'd be perfect.
How will marinafags ever recover from today?
Reminder to stop replying to gyrofag. He's been doing this literally all day long.
>>384043485
Walk up to the red mailbox and you can draw.
I think it'll randomly make you "say" your drawing in a speech bubble when you appear in other people's lobbies, or as graffiti on the wall or on the back of some banner that you hold up
>>384043190
>not picking up the slack of creamshitters since they out number alpha cakes
>>384043546
But how?
RESULTS WHEN?
>>384043391
the game is p2p and matches people with similar ping. you ll most likely only play other yuros. same happened with the jap splatfest.
>>384043485
Go here.
>>384043086
Just give them a couple of matches until you get accustomed to them and you'll never want to go back to just sticks. Also, the proper way to use them is to use the stick to aim in the general direction and the gyro for precision.
>>384043569
Please continue using your tripcode so I can filter you. Thanks.
>>384042581
Thanks m8
>>384042951
nvm got it. Gonna being doing this >>384043190. Hope you are a Cakefag
>>384043676
but how to draw? theres a red mail box in the lobby, go talk to it
>>384043660
Delusional
>>384043119
Ice cream is still just ice cream no matter what flavor you get. Different types of cakes have way more variety. Devil's food cake, pineapple upside down cake, cheesecake, coffee cake, ice cream cake, etc, the list just goes on and on with a whole myriad of deserts that are all wholly unique from the last.
>siding with a splatfest side because it has your personal "best girl"
please tell me you guys dont do this
you side with whichever theme you like better right...?
>>384043691
Ahh ok got it. That was driving me crazy.
>>384043724
REEEEEEE ENOUGH
>>384043785
we're not even arguing girls anymore, icecream is just better than cake
>>384043724
Anon who helped you here. am cakefag, please don't do this to me.
>>384043576
Dont listen to treehouse shills. Its what everyone doesnt like it. Theres no reason to cripple the controls.
>>384043414
>he spent 3 hours ranting about crippled controls
>you probably whooped his ass during the splatfest without knowing
Atleast tell me what you picked so I can laugh even more when you lose
Marina is pure and good! Pure and Good!
Ice Cream is literally the Reddit team desu
>>384043785
I assume most people go with what their opinion on the two topics are, but when it aligns with your girl of choice, it makes it all the more sweeter.
>>384043785
I sided with Marie all the time last game and she lost a bunch. Didn't matter, you gotta stick with your woman. Are you not a real man?
>>384043785
ice cream is better than cake
marina being best girl is a coincidence
>>384043773
Riiight, because chocolate ice cream and vanilla ice cream taste similar.
>implying cheesecake is cake
>implying ice cream cake is cake
>>384043309
EU and JP demo/testfires have already ended.
You can still join the NA version just by downloading it from eshop. Need to change your region on your nintendo account first and then relog to switch though. If you are not NA that is.
>Gonna wait to get a Switch
>Gonna miss launch play
Sucks being a poorfag
>>384043785
That's not what this is about. Ice cream is just better.
Better luck next time, caketard.
>>384043938
Cake is literally 4chan desu
Where's muh EU results?
>>384043785
I dislike Pearl too much to do this. If it was Callie and Marie.. alright, both are cool, but Pearl is just too shit.
She must be stopped at all cost.
CAKE WON
CAKE W O N
>>384043785
Depend of the choices but usually best girl has best opinions
>Cake
>Rock
>>384043005
Good job cakebro!
ICECREAM WON
>>384043785
Dumbshit octonigger supporters and picking ice cream just because it's her while cake is just leagues better in general.
>>384044020
im an icecream bro tho
>>384044008
hopefully you get it before holiday season cause they're hard to find normally, they're going to fucking vanish come holiday season.
>12 minutes since results were meant to be posted
For fucks sake NoE
>cake won
HAHAHAHA
>tfw the power keeps cutting out
This storm better pass through before NA starts.
pls give results so i can either leave or shitpost. thank you
Britfag here, took part in the Splatfest earlier. This was my first time playing Spaltoon. I was a bit cynical. Thought it looked like kiddie shit desu.
mfw i had an absolute blast and will be buying this when it releases. Are all Nintendo games this good? Call me a shill and get fucked.
>>384043785
Ice cream is clearly superior to cake, which means cake is filled with pearlfaggots
WHERE. ARE. THE. RESUUUUUUUUUUUUJUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULTS
where are the splatfest results announced?
Anyone else here think that every damn match feels the same?
>>384044324
This one is the best
>Pearl won again
Im selling my Switch. Fuck this.
>>384044324
this, thought it'd be shovelware when it was revealed so I avoided it until now and holy shit this is fun.
no results? I guess they'll count yurop and burger together
>>384044324
>Are all Nintendo games this good?
Fuck no
BRING OT THE FUCKING RESULTS ALREADY
SOURCE FOR WHO WON???
>>384043997
The best "variety" ice cream has is chocolate and vanilla, two flavors that are superior as cake? Pathetic.
jesus christ pearl is so ugly
she looks like a downy, my god
>>384043773
Ice cream,sherbet,milkshakes,sorbet,malts,fired ice cream,ice cream cake etc etc
Results are on twitter
Ice cream won boys
>tfw icecreamfags false flagging so they can laugh at us even more when they win
>>384044324
Nintendo games are known for their polish. Fuck all that innovation bullshit. They make polished games that work.
>>384044324
not all of them, sticker star is a good example of a bad game
nearly all of them are good though, but at the end of the day it's all based on your own personal tastes
Lmao stupid creamfags
How shit is the regular weapon?
>Tim won
Wow, didn't see that one coming.
CAKE WON
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA532AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *BREATHS IN* HAHA
>>384044583
>t.falseflag
>pearlfags still trying to falseflag
Pathetic.
>>384044543
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ice_cream_flavors
What did he mean by this? This list doesn't include shit like candy ice creams (Snickers, M&Ms, etc) or combinations either.
>no results yet
Can NoE not fucking do math?
>>384044324
Not all, but Nintendo does like to put it's focus on gameplay above everything else so many of them arefun
>>384044324
Imo Splatoon is very unique and my main appeal is the Style.
To say all Nintendo games are as good as Splatoon doesn't really apply since it depends what you liked about it.
Also, the experience you describe is what quite a few people who got a next gen Nintendo console felt like.
Nintendo games are you easy to shitpost and it will always be wrong
PIE WASN'T EVEN AN OPTION WHAT THE FUCK
So are gyro controls a meme?
It feels awful to me.
I don't know if it's just a console meme to make Splatoon look above the average TPS console experience.
>>384044487
>>384044668
>PEARL WON AGAIN
THANK YOU BASED NIGGER ONSOKAMRU WHAT BABY WE DID IT
waiting. still waiting.
>>384042447
I'm a Pearl-fag but I hate cake so much.
I'm sorry bros, I'm gonna give Marina this win.
>>384044834
>PIE
Old men don't play video games.
>>384044836
If you use them for 500 hours you get more used to them, but some people will never enjoy and like them. I'm one of those.
I got to S rank in Splatoon 1 with traditional controls. Fuck gyro.
>>384044668
The standard splatter shot was one of the top weapons of the first game if that is what you mean by regular. It has the best balance of mobility/paint spread and killing power.
>>384043086
mouse aiming > wii pointer aiming > gyro control aiming > stick aiming
>>384044324
Check out ARMS. It is to fighting games what Splatoon is to shooters.
>>384044824
>someone saved my shoop
>>384044954
can't you do pointer aiming with the joy cons or something?
>>384044668
Tentatek splattershot is great, just like last game.
Pearlfags are so desperate they'll just lie.
You cakefags were team cake because of waifufaggotry right? Surely you don't actually think cake is better?
>>384044836
Nope, its just not your thing apparently. People have different preferences, its a beautiful thing.
You will get raped by me online tho, no doubt.
>>384042490
>Found the fucker
>He has another Footfag yoshi drawing up then this
>>384042447
for the princess
>>384045064
I like pearl better, but still went with Ice Cream.
Imagine unironically being a pearlfag
I would rather die
>>384045064
>leave icecream outside for 5 minutes
>it turns into soup
>leave cake outside for 5 days
>still good
>>384044894
>fat
>no tits
>butterface
nothing of value was lost
>>384043190
>Marinafags are autistic enough to sign up for the other team and throw matches to try and make sure their waifu wins
Wew
>>384044998
what's shopped in the image?is it her titty size?
>>384045004
Kinda, but its not the same thing. I would bet the drift on that would be pretty bad, on Wii motion plus it was pretty much perfect.
>>384044324
The gameplay first meme is real. Not all Nintendo games are great, they got a couple of turds in there, but when you look at them overall the majority of them tend to be good.
>>384045004
no because there is no sensor bar that fixes your aim, you will inevitably move your arm beyond aiming limits and since when you get hit your aiming slows down it will be desynced to your actual movement so you will find your arm pointing in another direction in a neutral position, pressing Y kind of fixes this but it's retarded to keep using it and it can fuck you up during hectic moments
>>384044131
You should feel bad for existing
ITT: poorfags who have never had a good cake in their life
>>384045236
>leave cake outside for 5 days
>implying it won't be eaten by animals, moldy, or at the very least stale
Cakefags are truly sad.
>>384045249
>Cakefags are stupid enough to fall for fellow cakefag's falseflags
Wew.
Who won? It's not showing me the results.
>>384045252
right girls head on lefts body
I'm legitimately getting upset at the lack of results.
>>384044887
>>384044948
>>384045007
It looks well balanced, I may use it since it's first time I play this, thanks.
>>384045398
why cant EU do ONE thing right?
Why are Americans so bad at art?
>>384045398
Wait like 6 hours.
Is that brown girl fan art or are they really publishing a children's game with that girl dressed like a trashy slut?
Can i swap genders?
do I have to delete the game data?
>EU too busy getting raped by migrants that they cant add up the score yet.
lol
ICE CREAM WON! WE DID IT REDDIT!
>>384045249
>Pearlfags are stupid enough to fall for falseflags
link?
>>384045508
>t. Tranny
So I guess they are lumping EU and US results together? The battle isn't over.
>>384045357
Right back at you but with icecream.
Post:
>Your preferred controller
>Weapon of choice
>Splatfest team
ICE CREAM WON LMAO
>>384045064
I honestly just hate the splatfest we were given. It is in the middle of summer. What the fuck do these people think they are going to go with? Japan's, splatfest did it right by not letting shit influence their splatfest.
>>384045508
press + -> options -> change apperance
>>384045508
Press X to open menu, go to options tab, and then go to player settings.
>>384045508
It's in the options. Look for the color lock thing it's the last button
>>384045489
>not being autistic enough to do large scale pixel art
>a bad thing
Why are Europoors so obsessed?
>>384045508
You can do it at any time in the menu.
>>384045487
was building your country not enough?
>>384042441
whats the drawing program on the switch like compared to the wii u?
>>384045508
Press X, go to Options - Other - Player settings. You can do it as much as you want
>>384045508
Full game you can. You'll have to delete save otherwise.
>not wanting to be a cute girl squid
Fag
ICE CREAM BROS
WE WON
WE DID IT
WE MANAGED TO KEEP THE HOMO CAKE MENACE AT BAY AND DRIVE THEM BACK INTO THE DEPTHS OF THE OCEAN
POST YOUR FACE WHEN WE REALLY DID IT!
Maybe they're gonna combine EU and NA results since they're both the same? Weren't most of the previous fests different per region?
>>384042447
CAKE BROS UNITE UP
How much anus annihilation will I take if I never played before? Thinking of using the paint roller.
>>384045252
The body is Audrey's. Soyeah
>>384045596
Pro
Dualies
Cake
>>384045392
jesus christ, looks way better with her head thanks anon
>>384045508
in the settings
>>384045508
Menu>Options>Other>Player Settings you FUCKING SQUIB
>>384045120
Picture?
What are you waiting for.
Post screenshots.
Marie would be team ice cream, right? She's green like Marina.
>>384045596
>split joycon
>splattershot
>cake
>>384045784
>saitama
Based
>>384042490
so this... is the power... of team cake...
>half an hour late for the results
you would think this thing would be automated or something by now
>>384045596
Pro
Dualies for that dodge
Cake
>>384045596
Handheld
Splattershot
Rock/Ice Cream
>>384045831
Are you playing with gyro? How does that feel on the split if so? I've been handheld both Splatfests so far and I'll probably be doing Pro for the NA one because I think my left joycon is acting up like one of the defects :/
So for someone who is shitty at the game, what are the chances of making Royalty in 4 hours?
Charles Martinet the voice of Mario signed my Switch earlier today at the Atlanta event...
>>384045913
Whoops I lost control
>>384045784
Are there other ways to move your screenshots from the Switch besides using the MicroSD and posting them on Twitter/Facebook?
>>384045582
Im not mentally ill. Sorry.
>>384045624
Thanks my dude.
>>384045994
Not very good.
>>384045596
For Splatoon,
>pro
>dualies
>ice cream
>>384046000
Did you ask him to say BING BING WAHOO?
are the dualies better than the splattershot?
>>384044754
>squid ink ice cream
That just sounds lewd
>>384046000
That's pretty awesome, anon
>>384045938
EU is too busy fighting off the religion of peace to post the results on time.
>>384046000
Put tape over it so it doesn't get rubbed off you fuckthead.
>>384046000
Do you regret it
>>384045994
you might get carried if you play the entire 4 hours but probably not. Just go for max ink and avoid firefights
>>384045782
Attemptign to get it. I ain't got Twitter or Facebook to post on
>yfw
>>384045994
Pretty good. I'm pretty mediocre at the game and have always been able to pull that off in previous splatfests. And skill has little to do with it since teams are random and you can be put with some worse shitters. Lighten up.
>>384044324
splatoon is just good as fuck. zelda is alright too. you gotta pick up arms if you got a switch.
>>384044981
that shit is so good. the controls are fantastic. even feels good with the single joycon setup.
>>384046000
Based triple signing giving you trips
>>384045628
those lovely jp miiverse / not-miiverse drawings
>>384046073
its super is awful so no
>>384045994
Pretty low. Champion is a more reachable goal since most everyone's on an even playing field aside from the people who played JP and EU.
>>384046000
waste of a autograph if you ask me since its on a switch you can't use anymore
>>384046174
BOOYAH
>>384046000
>no room for Miyamoto's or someone actually important at Nintendo signature.
Fucked up
>>384046000
cum on it
>>384042447
Rock/Cake team reporting in. We one it once already, /v/ros. It's smooth sailing from here on out.
>>384045990
yeah I'm using gyro. It's kinda like using a mouse, since I'm a wrist aimer in pc shooters it feels way better than gamepad (600 hours in the first game for reference). You only need to move the right one.
>tfw it used to be "Nice!" for the down d-pad in europe
>they finally changed it to be more flavorful with "Booyah"
God bless
>>384046000
>no bing bing wahoo
7/10
If Europe all spoke one language we could get the results quicker.
>>384046346
fuck booyah and fuck you
kys
After the Splatfest ended, the plaza was full of default inklings that happen to have non-Splatfest clothes not available in the demo.
I took a few screenshots.
>>384046396
Oh my god that actually makes sense.
>>384045725
There is a lot of bad player around so you will do average, probably lose a lot at first since you did not play the other splatfests but you will get the hang of it.
>>384045817
But she is refined. Personality wise she is clearly cake and Marie is childish ice cream.
>>384046000
time to buy a new switch
your sweat would ruin the writing
the wait continues
have some pearl and marina dancing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TizaZ4u0-Pk
>>384046473
>>384046464
I like my games with a bit of flavor. The european version of S1 was so bland compared to the american one.
>>384046473
Probably people with review copies
>EU results 30 minutes late
>>384046606
Based anon.
So what you guys say is average splat power? My guess is 1.5-1.6k
who here /rock and ice cream/
>>384046473
interesting
HOLY SHIT GUYS! TURN ON CNN
THEY ANNOUNCEDthat they gonna use the NA results too for a final result
>>384046606
>>384046653
The names are too safe and aren't like web-handles, they're probably defaults.
>tfw love dualies dodge
fuck I can't use anything else, got too used to the mobility I feel like a slug with any other weapon
>>384046669
Seems like they are going to mix American and European results. And i thought i could finally go to sleep
>>384046784
>CNN
fake news
>>384046669
So this....is the power.....of europoors......
>>384046740
Reporting in.
Anyway to select a hair color out of match?
Also will there be more than 4 hair styles at launch?
>>384046795
>>384046601
>switch何処にも売ってなかった(泣)すぷら2とswitchのセットも予約出来ないし、もう終わりだ......
Poor guy. I almost didn't make it too.
>>384046816
Yeah it's so good.
>>384046601
Marina was definitely left off the hook in this song
ARE YOU READY FOR THE FINAL FIGHT
GIVE ME YOUR BATTLE STANCE
>>384046000
Friendly reminder that this guy is a SJW Antifa supporting feminist who's gay for Justin Trudeau's ass and thinks that Donald Trump is a racist KKK Nazi.
>>384046816
plus you get to be revolver inkolot
>>384046909
>>384046473
>that octobrush setup
Kind of strange they switched out the beacons but I like the special choice.hopefully those auto bombs are good
>>384046784
that is going to potentially skew the results now
>>384046917
They had like 6 months. If you can't find a Switch in half a year, it's your fault.
>>384046830
So ice cream wins then due to affirmative action.
>>384042490haha
>>384046989
>>384043210
>This newfaggot doesn't know who onsoku is
Nigger has been on this site longer than most people here, even if he is a tripfaggot
>>384046928
im the only one here that will get this my dude
>>384047027
>>384046989
>still no results
wtf
>>384047173
>>384047173
>the hairstyle
>>384047292
whore hairstyle, the worst
>>384047286
>>384047173
how the sam hell do hairstyles even work in their universe? are they appendages or what???
>>384046989
WHERE THE FUCK WE AT CAKEFAGS
WE GOTTA BRING THIS SHIT HOME
>you have to have 4 people to play Splatfests with your friends
>not allowed to start it with less than 4
>mfw
>>384047412
>>384047518
>>384047494
Yeah i don't understand why you can't go as 2
>>384046784
Now it is gonna be a dirty fucking win for us Cakes. I mean, They are gonna demonize Ice Cream because of 'Two Scoops'
>40 Minutes late
NINTENDO
>>384047494
Add me, I'll play with you.7410-3617-0813
>>384043785
I side with whichever team i think will not be populated by casual little girls. In this case, cake.
>>384047632
>>384047518
>ink res on a hat
Damn
ICE CREAM CAKE EXISTS.
AND CAKE FLAVORED ICE CREAM EXISTS.
CAKE HAS NOTHING ON ICE CREAM.
>>384047494
>>384047726
Didn't the Direct say you could go with 2 and team up with 2 others?
>>384046795
>The names are too safe and aren't like web-handles, they're probably defaults.
am I the only person who uses his first name as his handle?
>>384046989
Locked and loaded!
Let's make this 3-0 happen
>they will combine EU and NA results cause they use the same teams
>>384047787
If I fap now, will I be able to sober up from the afterglow in time for the fest?
>>384047862
They did, but I guess it's not available in this version.
>>384047902
so it'll be a 2-0 instead of a 3-0?
>>384047915
>15
>>384047894
>Onsokumaru
get out of my thread you yellow perverted little shit
how long until NAfest?
>>384047902
Well that fucks up my interests in splatfests.
Post a track Marina would play!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HE1E2IkmR34
>>384047774
I don't get this argument. Now that I'm an adult I almost always eat ice cream or pie. When
I was a kid and went to a gorgillion birthday parties I ate cake all the time. What gives?
>>384047915
>they kept sloshers
YES
>>384047849
Good cake exists. Good ice cream does not exist.
>>384047849
Besides the fact that ice cream has to try so hard to be cake cause it knows it can't compete.
>>384047902
pls no
>>384047902
>having to wait for NA
hope not
>>384047494
Damn, seriously?
>>384048051
15 Minutes.
>>384048028
>>384048082
Sloshers were in the splatoon 2 championship at E3 you donut.
Wait, is this playable or are they just streaming shit?
>>384047494
What team are you with?
>>384048195
I didn't watch it. Didn't want to get sick of Splatoon.
Who here /roller and dualies/ god race?
>>384048159
>>384048242
It's a playable demo that starts in 15 minutes and runs for 4 hours.
>>384048242
we're all playing senpai, hurry up and download the new demo
how do you lobby up with friends
>>384048310
>those rainboots
>run speed up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usPMO1S0f3g
>>384048294
My squigger
>>384048310
>>384048338
Go to the battle lobby, press up on the d-pad to "team splatfest"
you need 4 players tho
i keep mistaking inkling boys with the new long hair style as inkling girls
>>384047902
that is so bad, it will potentially skew the results. if they are going to do that then why have separate splatfest times for EU and NA if they are just going to combine the
>>384048294
Roller is SO gimped in turf war, though. I could barely scrape by 700 points with roller, easily reached 1100+ with dualies/splattershot
>Aerospray has been removed from the game
We first get nerfed to be the worst combat weapon in the game before it was even released. Now we've been removed for the sequel.
Life is hard for those who just want to ink and at least have a chance to defend ourselves.
>>384047170
onsoku pls
>tfw can't play with motion controls
I'm going to get raped.
White Ink everywhere.
Who /pure splattershot/ master race here?The jetpack sucks though
>>384048518
Raise your sensitivity and suck it up.
>>384042263
we don't know yet
>>384048432
That's all I got.
Anything catch your eye?
Looks like they only list the basic versions of each weapon type, I didn't see all of them but we know things like luna blaster and gatling gun are in.
>>384048487
There's literally pictures of it in the Direct you retard.
>>384048487
Always hated how Lucina has such a man-face in cutscenes.
>>384047754
your time is off buddy it starts in about 10
what are you guys playing while you wait? tumbleseed for me.
So who won the splatfest?
>>384048552
i like the jetpack neat the end of a match, lets you ink places you can't reach in their spawn
>>384048713
Pretty sure he's talking about the EU results my dude
>>384048787
Me.
>>384048518
Why not? Are you playing in handheld mode or something? I was using gyro in handheld mode just fine for the Testfire.
>>384048776
watching GG in Evo
>>384048695
If that's a man face to you then you must rarely see women.
>>384048032
Isn't he black?
>>384048787
Hotaru/Marie
>>384042107
10 minutes left before it begins
>>384042263
Dumb frogposter.
>>384048787
Ice cream gods...
They were too good for us cake guys unfortunately :(
Tried so hard but just got splatted left and ríght..
>>384048787
C A K E
>>384048787
licking on a popsicle made out of cakefag tears right now so take that as you will
>>384048776
Watching a speedrun
>>384048787
Hot dogs
Rock won in Japan
>>384048776
I finished my Gunvolt run of Mighty Gunvolt Burst.
>>384049090
icecream won in Europe
>>384048857
I just can't deal with it my man.
I have a pro controller and it's just such a goofy pain in the ass on it. I could play with the normal controllers separated but that shit just isn't comfy by comparison.
I want to jerk off on Pearl's huge forehead while she spits HOT fire on my balls.
>>384049113
was that a jojo reference?
>>384047170
>t.onsoku
I don't care, tripfags are cancer
>>384048552
flicking to direct hits and airshotting jetfags feels so good though. its only a matter of time before chargers grow a brain stem and ruin it.
>>384049304
I think I'll just play charger all splatoon and make people miserable.
>>384049176
The final boss is a massive fucking meme-lord and it's hilarious.
>>384049090
How does that scoring work? Have they gone back to Splatoon v1.0 where skill didn't matter at all?
Who here has the wired adapter
What do you get at the end of Splatfests now? Snails back in?
>>384048496
>>384049278
I am now a tripfag, because I called someone a newfag
any minute now
>>384048776
Playing dat BotW
Gonna turn in my spirit orbs then load up the NA fest.
>>384049468
Me, but I still had a few matchmaking issues during this splatfest today
>>384049434
first one is popularity
second one is solo winrate
third is team winrate
best 2/3
its less biased towards winrate tihs time around
>>384049434
Popular vote, solo queue wins, and group queue wins. Best out of 3 wins.
>>384042809
AGREED
Onso, you aren't as basic of a nigga as i thought you were homie.
PEARL ROCKS and Marina can take her shy timid ass the fuck out and give us back MAIRE!
Marie and Pearl together would make for good bants.
There personalty's definitely clash.
Maybe nintnedo will figure this out and have Marie replace Pearl or Marina sometimes for special occasions
>>384049484
tickets you can exchange for shakes or something. They fixed the gear system now so it isnt as RNG-ish
FOUR
(4)
MINUTES
>>384046601
>>384046917
some interesting JP comments
イイダさん、明日僕の家来てください
Ida, please come to my house tomorrow
とうとうイカとタコは和解したのか…
At last the squid and the octopus reconciled ...
イイダさんの髪(触手)がエロい
Ida's hair (tentacle) is erotic
曲の感じめっちゃ好きなのよね
I really like the feeling of songs
あぁ^~ヒメちゃんがぴょんぴょんするんじゃぁ^~
Ay ^ ~ Hime is going to hang out ^ ^
ウィンクありがとうございます!!!
Thank you for the wink! It is! It is!
who /justintime/ here? i just managed to find a switch for regular price yesterday.
IT'S UP
HERE WE GO
>>384049572
Hopefully not. Marie is the worst of the four
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXjPxDhxioQ
>>384049685
Third guy got it figured out. I want to use some of marina's octoholes.
>>384049501
fuck off. We know you jack off to kids from your mishap on /tv/
>communication error
>still no EU results
fuck's sake
>>384046601
>Halfway through the video the guy is just recording under Pearl's skirt
Kek
>>384049980
>a huge influx of people trying to all connect and join at once
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Has the splatfest for NA started yet
>>384050169
yes
>>384050169
Yes
>splatfest starts
>fucking party time
goddamn i'm so ready for this game
FUCK, I fought Ice Cream in EU. But now I like Cake better.
Is it too late to fight the good fight bros?
It's live
>tfw joining #teamcake and losing on purpose by only running around the spawn
>>384050169
The ice cream fags at Nintendo got butthurt about cake winning EU and postponed it to rig the results.
Have fun Americas and region changers. Dunno if I'll make it to 4am to see the results.
>>384049485
>i cant read
>>384050287
Absolute madman
Just realised that my account is EU... Do I really need to make an NA account?
>>384050259
>>384050257
fuck how long ha it been going
>>384050408
You can change country.
>>384050061
Well if they mix them with NA then there are no true EU or NA results, which is bullshit.
>Want to try Splatoon out in Splatfest
>Don't want to fuck up and make my team lose
If I've never played Splatoon before, how hard will I get bodied?
Anyone up for a tryhard team?
voy a meterle el pene a marina
>>384050431
literally just started
>>384050431
It started a couple of minutes ago
>yfw Reggie is playing for ice cream on NA
How can ice cream even lose? We got the big boss
Cant find a single cake fag to go against, and they said cake was gonna win
>>384050460
Where do I change that?
>>384050360
I'm not onsoku hombre
>>384050470
It could just be like previous splatfests where they delayed the results until everyone was done. It'd make sense in this case because NA and EU have the same topics for once
>keep lagging out of lobbies
This did not happen for Japan or EU what the fuck?
How do I play with one friend on my team? Or do we need 4 friends to play together?
SHIT MORE ICECREAM PLAYERS
>found out how to dodge with dualies
it's over
>>384050534
He's terrible at video games, we're fucked!
It's that time again.
Time to leave ice dude corpses lying everywhere.
For the third time again.
fuck it's ice cream vs ice cream
>>384050556
https://accounts.nintendo.com/
Supposedly changing region wipes your eshop balance though. So if you got any you might want to make a new account.
>two matches in a row everyone DCs but me and some random guy on the other team
off to a great start
>>384046601
>>384046917
>>384049685
今気づいたんたけど イイダのズボン斜めにずらしてはいてる!セクシーすぎる
I noticed it now but Iida's pants can be slanted diagonally! It's too sexy.
イヤホンつけて大音量で聞くと全身がしびれるほど神曲すぎた
If you listen with loud sound with an earphone attached, the whole body became so numb as possible
(´・ω・`)イイダさんの発光パンツ欲しい…
('· Ω · `) I want a light-emitting pants by Ida ...
イイダ英語喋れんの?
Isada speaking English?
>>384050067
japan has to Japan
>>384050556
In you profile settings on your account. Don't think you can do it from the switch itself.
You can tune lobby music using left stick
Can you not queue up with 3 friends
>>384045653
Awful, draw with ur finger where u can barely see ur life or with the sticks.
how do i stop being a girl squid
HEY
ANYBODY WANNA TEAM UPsw-7540-0008-8236ICE CREAMS ONLY
>>384042107
>1st couple of times time getting into the lobby lose connection
>4th time i finally get a match
>its ice cream vs ice cream
At least i know i choose the popular side.
EAT SHIT CAKE FUCKS
>>384050603
Glad it's not only me.
>>384050927
people will join just to make you lose
>>384050484
>shooter on console controls
It's easy.
Thanks Nintendo
>mfw destroying literal children in the name of Ice cream
>>384050484
Now is your best chance
Lots of players that didn't get the wii u might be trying it now.
>>384050927
SentJose
If you don't think cake is the shit you can get out of my face.
>went Team Cake for NA
>first match is Cake vs Ice Cream
>Ice Cream gets wrecked
Time for the Pearl sweep boys.
PLEASE WE NEED 1PERSON
SW-6929-6694-2091
>>384051034
lel i got the same message on yurop
How the fuck do you make parties work?
Can't duo queue?
>>384051034
You can press the Home button in the middle of matches and quit now. Glad I didn't do it if they're actually tracking it kek.
>>384050470
If Pearl actually looked like that I'd have a hard time choosing between the two
ATTENTION SCRUBS: THE TEAM WITH THE MOST SHITTERS ALWAYS ALWAYS LOSES. THIS TIME IT'S ICE CREAM.
>>384050958
the good people went to cake.
braindead and bandwagon fucks went to that side you call ass cream
>>384051125
Cake or ice cream?
>>384051296
ice cream
SW-0170-3399-2234
need one more fag to join our cuck squad
>restart console during the game having a DC shitfit
>get scolded by the game
My connection's fine god damnit
How do I play on the us servers? I created a us account but this shit pops up everytime I start the game
>match 1
>mirror match
is it gonna be EU all over again?
>playing solo
>get put on a different team every match
FUCK
>>384051125
Cake or icecream!?
>>384051265
Meanwhile Pearl was most popular in Japan and won just today
>>384050698
that's not how you spell cake
>lose connection five times before I can even get into a game
GREAT GAME NINTENBABS
>>384051369
You have to download the game again from the US eshop.
>>384051369
download the right version
>>384051369
download the US demo from the US eshop using your US account.
SW-6929-6694-2091
ICE CREAM ADD ME FUUUUUCK
>>384051339
hope you guys lose :^)
>results are in for EU
>cake lost
fuck bros... we tried so hard
I won 5 out of 9 matches, I gave it my all.. sorry everyone
>>384050557
then stop defending tripfag cancer
>>384051460
Alright thanks
How do you duo queue?
good luck US
Japan will keep you company too
Pssh, nothing personel Cakebros. You can't stand up to the Ice Cream.
>>384051617
can't. need 4 blokes
>>384048483
Yeah I switched to the dualies and immediately did better
>>384045064
I hate Pearl, but I just like cake better... Don't know. I like both, but yeah.
>ice cream fags are frogposters
Embarrassing.
HOW MANY GAMES YOU WON YET SENPAI AND WHAT TEAM?
2-0 FOR CAKE
>>384051295
It felt like that for EU. I played cake for hours and most games felt like cake was all Splatoon1 vets, super aggressive and fast to get to the front. While ice cream were new players staying behind wanting to paint all the things.
>splat dueling on my side.
>we lose
FUCKING NIGGERS
>get Splatted
>respawn
>there's a huge section near the spawn point that nobody bothered to ink
>it's the last 10 seconds
>>384051084
>mfw getting destroyed by literal children in the name of cake
>>384051403
Jap had less shitters. Most people playing in NA aren't even going to buy the game when it comes out, it's all the porn artists and ironic waifuists picking ice cream for the choctopus and then sucking big time.
ice cream is literally for girls and fags
is splatoon good if you have no friends
>>384051714
0-2 ice cream
>>384051560
Are you creating a room?
>>384051767
>entire team is camping the enemy base
>meanwhile some fuckboi with a splattershot is taking over our entire half of the map
>30 seconds left
>>384051339
FUCK STILL HAVE ROOM?
>>384045596
> only used pro controller
> dualies
> cake
>>384051560
Sent ;)
>3 games in a row ice cream vs ice cream
What am i supposed to assume from this?
>>384051560
ADDED IVE GOT A ROOM OPEN
>>384051669
How the he'll does Nintendo always fuck something like this up
>keep getting matched against other ice cream because nobody picked cake
pearlfags btfo
8022-6961-6909
lets get an iceream party going
>>384052115
we're gonna lose
>>384051870
yes
>>384052145
in the same boat.
I can't stop laughing
>>384051651
Why is the child black in the parental control icon?
>>384052119
add me faget
>>384042107
>checkmate, octolings
>>384052115
Means cakefags don't exist in NA
How do you super jump without the gamepad?
>Ice Cream stuck in a civil war
>Cake destroying Ice Cream
How salty is /v/ going to be when Pearl wins agin?
>>384052312
Pearl just lost EU, so..
Octodomination soon
All squids will be forced to live in the sea
>>384052196
and thats 3
> Both teams get disconnected 3 games in a row
>Get a notification that my internet cutting out is suspicious and not to let it happen again.
Hot damn Nintendo.
>>384052306
press x and select a player with the d-pad
>>384052312
I'm looking forward to it
CREAMFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
CONNECT DAMMIT
>>384052196
Making a room?
>>384051447
>be 3rd world shitter
>stable connection for 4 whole hours during yurop splatfest
Can't blame Nintendo for your shitty internet Amerifat
POST FRIEND ID'S:
SW-4083-7380-6119
SW-0170-3399-2234
cake bros we need you
>>384052439
Yeah it's up
the jetpack is fucking awful
Dualies or Splattershot?
SW-6488-6276-4009 ADD ME ICE CREAM
>>384052236
it's his wife's son
>>384043086
I thought I'd be shit with them, I was right, but after the EU splatfest I've been killing it the last 4 matches with it. Just gotta get used to it
raping creambitches hard
>no savegame bonus from playing the demo
t-thanks nintendo.
>>384051115
IF YOURE STILL ALIVE I HAVE A ROOM OPEN
>>384052614
Both are great
WHY IS IT TAKING SO LONG TO GET A MATCH FUCK
>>384052115
5 in a row for me...
>>384052417
do I wait in the map for it to jump or exit? I feel fucking retarded, I can't figure this shit out
Come here Ice faggots
4423-5516-0325
ADD ME
If there is a reason not to be using the roller I have yet to figure it out.
Also paint the fucking floor you faggots
>>384052512
LFM cake please. The Captain and Tanfastic need you against the Ice Cream menace.
>>384052820
Not enough cake players to go around
>All these Ice Cream vs Ice Cream fights
Guess we know who's winning popularity.
How many weapons are there?
I've tried the current ones and the roller just seems to dominate, Why would I not want a one hit shotgun style weapon when I can just zoom at people as a squid?
Am I missing something?
The E3 event seemed to be the same as well with that roller jap just wrecking everyone.
Never played before just want the opinions of the veterans.
lol nice try, milk nigs
>>384052849
Roller has garbage range unless you use the super slow jump.
>>384052485
already did >>384047773
add me for ice cream party
need one more for an ice cream party
8287 1162 0720
>>384052549
>use laser
>kill 1 person
>can't control it
What the fuck is this
>It's an Ice cream vs Ice cream match
What's the point?
>ice cream far more popular
>all this cake shitposting
Really noggles my boggle
>try to join friends to surprise them
>you can't join that friend for both of them
Why'd they have to be cakefags
Best way to play?
Using the joycons separate was weird
SW-6163-6154-2242
>>384053146
Not enough cake players.
Which, if the rankings are like splatoon1, means cake might win.
>Cakes
You retards still haven't learned after 3 years? Rxtools or bust.
>>384052964
fuck off you nigger
How do I roll?
>>384053254
state your loyalty fag
The amount of sweating retards I'm forced to play with, fucking forgot how mad this game made me
>>384053146
to realize everyone and their dog bandwagoned
>>384053230
You need the friend to be in a lobby to join them
Downloading the US splatfest rn
Gonna go team cake and fuck up their shit
Ice Cream Best Team
>>384052196
I grow concerned about this team if we struggled against people who can't dodge ink strikes.
>>384042107
>>384042107
>1ST SIX MATCHES HAVE BEEN ICE CREAM VS ICE CREAM
Ohh joy
>>384052642
ADD ME AND JOIN NIGGAS
>>384053237
Pro controller or bust
>>384053274
>Using Cakes
I hope they like being BRICKED
GETTING AT LEAST 10 SPLATS PER MATCH
MY FUCKING TEAMMATES ARE DOING NOTHING
ITS JUST LIKE OLD SPLATOOOOON
Literally no one picked cake
>>384052512
Sent
>>384053146
It means even though ice cream will lose, you still get to enjoy the game.
Where's all the ice cream fags? I'm getting a lot of cake vs cake.
>game won't even give me teammates for the US splatfest
Is there any way to play with just 1 friend?
>>384053503
sweet
one more cake bro needed
SW-0170-3399-2234
Feels like these awful que times stems from nobody on Cake and everyone on Ice Cream.
Like too many horde not enough alliance.
How do I join a team?
>>384053560
It's happening on both sides, it's just that ice cream shitters are doing more shitposting than playing.
Does nobody in all of NA like cake?
Is there a greater feeling than splatting creamfags?
>>384053551
Fun things are only fun if it involves me winning.
>>384053693
Choose team instead of solo and join a room
Is there nobody on team cake? Been nothing but ice cream bros
WAITING SIMULATOR
I wasn't feeling the missile special in the testfire but it's actually really good.
>0374-1310-7830
Add me if you need another squid in your ice cream squad
>>384053782
It's summer in NA. Ice cream is better in the heat than cake.
How do you do the Verticle swing?
HOW DO I JUMP TO TEAMMATES FROM SPAWN? I cant figure it out gotta know by next game plz halp.
How does the Dualie special work?
>tfw you're Cake and getting Ice Cream matches easily
>already lost 30 minutes of it because I had the EU app installed
>download is going to take 24 more minutes because of 3rd world country internet
>>384053987
X and then dpad to choose.
Now someone tell me how to dodge roll
>>384050287
> knowing you wouldn't win otherwise so you have to help
>>384053980
Swing while jumping.
>>384053987
press x and select a teammate on the map with A or use the dpad
>>384053987
Open the map with X. Use the aim to click on one of your team mates
>>384053431
That feel
>>384053993
rotate you screen to lock onto enemies and let her rip when you've got most or all of them
reminder that icecreamfags are race traitors
fry the octopi, race war now
>>384053674
Is ice cream really that popular there isn't one more cake bro?
>>384053431
>Team does nothing but go for kills
>Other team just paints the floor and wins
Is the point of the game not fucking obvious or what?
>>384054072
Jump while moving
>>384053987
Press X then the direction of the teammate you want
>>384054072
press b while firing
>almost blew a huge lead
fucking cakesfags C'MON
can anyone gimmie the source of which team won?
>>384053694
Not much else to do during the insane queue times.
Lost connection to team.
Returning to the lobby.
>>384053693
If you're cake see here >>384053674
Reminder that octarians will usher in a new golden age for inkopolis
Join now while you can and eradicate all squid scum
Are you only to make teams of 4 players? No duo queueing?
Any icecreamfags got a room going?