Now The Legend of Zelda : Awakening DX
After : Something else
give me a quick rundown
>>383119670
lttp run was bonesaw good, anons trying to trick eachother into thinking GDQ banned him with fake tweets
>>383119670
Andy did the A Link to the Past run, it was really fun.
A bunch of neo/pol/ posters spammed the thread with fake quotes and now try to make people think that Andy is banned for having a good run full of jokes.
>>383119670
OP got butthurt and made this thread
>>383119670
It start at 29:02 if you want to see the run.
tv/videos/157222444?t=29m02s
STOP
HAVING
FUN
>>383120816
>fun is having 50 post be "How did he get banned?"
No
No world records yet?
>>383121913
World records are banned.
>>383119670
once upon a time we talked about video games but then faggots with mental issues moved in and now we discuss transsexuals.
>LttP bantz run is over
>/v/ proceeds to ignore GDQ and talk about thiccness
seems about right
Okay, Bamboo is now about 2m10s behind TGH
>>383120816
>>383121913
There's only been a handful of world records at marathons ever. If runners were doing their legit strategies they'd very likely fail. Most attempts do. Failing and restarting the run doesn't make for entertaining speedruns.
THIS IS ANIME FREE THREAD
ALL ANIME POSTERS REPORT YOURSELF TO THE POLICE FOR THE CRIME OF OWNING LOLI IMAGES
>>383120816
see any similarities?
Is there a single speedrun harder than Captcha?
It's literally telling me to select the vehicles
???
What are the best snacks/brews for GDQ?
Been running Bugles and vodka myself
>>383122019
4CHANX
LEGACY
>>383122019
skip that shit. it's a free pass bro
>>383120816
Will his hormone therapy get rid of that strong jaw?
>>383122019
Its a trick question, you skip it.
>>383119670
LttP was a great run and it was so great it got /v/ to stop talking about trannies for a full hour
>>383122019
I'm using the new captcha system and I never get to do a captcha anymore I just press I'm not a robot and get to post.
>>383122019
LEGACY CAPTCHAor buy a pass like a good goy
>>383122027
>drinking by yourself while watching video games
shit nigga
water, tea, coffee
melon, bananas, pretzels
>>383121913
Banjo Kazooie run was second best, but no WR so far.
>>383121962
Not a bad run, just not very exciting.
>>383122027
Are you at the event? Kieran's Irish Pub has good stuff on tap and decent bar food, I've been going there.
>>383119670
K, here's your Bogpill.
MSF supports terrorists in their battle against western powers and aids "refugees" in their invasion of Europe.
>>383122019
>Hopp over
>>383122072
>>383122034
>let go of your mouse
Too annoying
>>383122027
Snacks? Whatever you like to snack on. Beverage? Well you're already on the right track, I was going to say alcohol. I'm not snacking atm but I am drinking white russians.
>>383120816
>>383122059
I had to go jack off to lopunny and missed most of the race, did the lead change? that left guy FUCKED up hard and was really far behind
>>383122126
Enjoy your signs and cars
>>383122019
i only run 4chanpass%
>>383122161
He's been roughly 2 minutes behind for a while
>>383122126
I used to be a clickfag too, anon. But then I learn of my mistakes. It's ok. Let go.
>>383122019
>hopp over
>>383122079
Drinking alone is the best way to drink anon
>>383122161Round 2?
>>383122091
TGH's run is great, Bamboo quietly suffering is kind of ruining things
>half an hour left of this shit
do we post anime girls now?
>>383122267
No, it isn't. Try to get help anon.
>>383122298
she has nice vagina bones
>Finn disguised as an American
???
>>383122298
Those tits are unnaturally big
HAHA GOOD GAME PROGRAMMING HAHA
WHAT WERE THESE GAME DESIGNERS SMOKING - WEEEEEEED?
>be milk
>get holepunched for having fun
>get assaulted with liquids
tfw
>>383122339
Damn my weakness for blondes.
>>383120816
>STOP HAVING FUN
except for me :^)
clips.twitch.
tv/SecretiveRoundOwlSMOrc
>>383122298
>fake breast
Not even 2d is pure
>>383122364
Context or I report you...
>>383122313
>implying I'm not drunk on muscle relaxers
I bet Bamboo wishes he were like me right now.
>>383122339
Finnish born but lives in the US now iirc
These threads are starting to die guys..
I don't want to lose you
>>383122349
They must have been on drugs when they made this :D
>over 2 minutes behing
He'll make an epic comeback, right?
>>383122430
It's 4AM in Burgerland
It's not just these threads, it's the whole site
This happens literally every day
>>383122365
L-Lewd
>A gameboy game runs at 60 FPS
>PS4 games don't
So has anything happened over night?
Any great runs? Any tranniversaries?
>>383122365
>posting filthy disgusting bears
>>383122364
#freemyniggamilk
Remember /v/. You can be homeless, a NEET, attracted to cartoon drawings, video game characters or even the same sex. But nothing will ever ever ever be as disappointing to your dear Father than telling him that you've decided to become a woman.
>>383122489
Embarrassing!
>>383122508
If you missed LttP, you fucked up
Did these guys skip the flippers somehow? I dont know link's awakening speedruns but dont you have to do a bullshit minigame for that?
>>383122126
>can type out his entire post without letting go of his mouse
>can't type out the captcha
What kind of disability do you have anon?
>>383120816
10 years ago, everybody would've thought that this was a man doing a comedy act. I don't know how this became normal over the course of a few years.
>>383122508
One of the runners choked hard and got pissed off, he took of his headphones and yelled "NIGGER". Everyone laughed it off nervously then after the run he tweeted he'd been banned.
>>383122345
for you
>>383122543
I don't remember this scene from the game
>>383122509
randalin
>>383122508
alttp was by far the best run so far
tetris sucked and had 2 hour long setup + proto
>>383122509
its like a bean bag chair
Bamboo's gap has grown from 2m10s to 2m45s
>>383122547
>type post
>move mouse to captcha
>type in captcha
>press enter
>move mouse to post
>>383122596
Don't forget the tranny kiss
Can we just put Bambooshadow out of his misery
>literally kirby in zelda
Mayamofo will be pissed when he sees this.
>>383122615
Timing the exact difference between runners is not something you need to waste your time on, anon.
>>383122626
There's this cool key called tab.
>>383122626
>not tabbing to the captcha from the comment field
>not pressing enter to post after filling out the captcha
Get a load of this guy.
>>383122538
>>383122596
I guess I'll catch it once they upload a video of it, thanks anons
>>383122630
To which they will never be penalized for in any shape or form simply because they're trannies.
>>383122626
>type
>tab
>type
>enterfag
clips . twitch tv / SecretiveRoundOwlSMOrc GDQ better ban these trannies
>tranny on screen
>250 replies in 10 minutes
>no tranny
>less than 1 post per minute
???
Pretty decent couch this run. Actually listenable.
>>383122784
Normie hours -> its active
Late night -> less active
>WAOW
more like
>Boring run
>Time to shitposting
>Fun run
>Time to watch
>>383122290
>>383122784
People only watch GDQ for the trannies and the bans, idiot. Seriously however, all the normies are wageslaving, and this run is shit and not worth talking about.
>>383122776
Does their happiness trigger you, anon?
>>383122784
more trannies more coverage
we definitely need more trannies
>>383122663
He's 2m8s behind now
SOMEONE GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE
>>383122871
I'm just sick of being alone.
>>383122871
>trannies
>happy
I wonder how long it will take for them to kill themselves?
>>383122784
it was plenty active during the only good run that happened a little ago
but then it was past 3am and people went to sleep
>>383122776
>that announcer holding back a laugh after "Greetings from Germany"
>>383122925
If we're lucky it'll be a double!
Announcer not giving a fuck.
>we will not talk during the song
>WE GOT A DONATION HERE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>383122921
do something about it then, you pathetic frogposting shit NEET
>burgers asleep
>mods asleep
>comfy zelda run
>couch is actually coherent
It doesn't get much better than this
>Dont interrupt the Ballad please
>announcer interrupts him anyways
rude
>>383122871
You do realise 40% + of trannies attempt suicide?
So much for happiness when they realise they can't be real women.
>>383122959
Threads are always best when burgers are asleep.And I say that as an American.
Fuck my people are born shitposters.
>>383122871
>two trannies
>happy
kek yeah right
>>383122959
>burgers asleep
Try again, honey.
>we had complaints before everyone wants to hear this cutscene, so lets listen to it
AND WE GOT A 20 CENT DONATION FROM
>>383122959
>burgers asleep
Think again mother fucker. Neet burger here.
I love Papi
>>383122280
FUCK
>>383122959
>anime
aaaand you ruined it
>>383122959
I'm a Burger and I just woke up. Have to work early today which is why I'm up though, usually don't wake up until like 8:30.
At least I can catch some LA before work
>>383122959
It indeed doesn't my fine fellow anon
>>383122871
Maybe if they didn't ban Bonesaw and others for having fun I wouldn't have a problem with these mentally ill people being degenerates
>>383122776
Is this only acceptable because they are attention seeking trannies? I imagine if this was a straight couple, the people running this thing would go ape shit.
LA is better than aLttP desu
>>383123036
>USA
USA
>USA
>>383123038
Me too anon me too
>>383122921
Chibi has a gf.
>>383122871
>>383122776
It's just wrong. All wrong.
>>383123038
Choke me papi
>>383123081
Why?
>>383123072
Yes although I don't agree with straight people doing it either. GDQ was founded on Judeo-Christian values god damnit.
>>383122776
http://clips.twitch
.tv/SecretiveRoundOwlSMOrc
I will keep doing this till retards learn how to post links.
Run's over, post some lewds.
>>383122959
Freedom never sleeps, especially when LA is on.
Rate it?
>>383123038
This show is literally porn. How are they getting away with showing that on TV?
>>383123118
That's a dude, isn't it?
>>383123018
>>383123060
>>383123036
>>383123086
Real burger nigga hours
Next game gonna be any good?
>>383123182
Not even done yet retard
>>383123182
choke/10
>>383123118
female (male)
>>383123220
It was done the moment bamboo choked.
>>383123189
>This show is literally porn. How are they getting away with showing that on TV?
Because nips literally don't give a shit.
ZELDA WAS A BIRB
>>383123182
comfy/10
>>383123182
bad race but tgh had a 8/10 run
So I heard if you beat it without a game over you see a marin seagull, is that true?
>>383123197
It feels fucking weird being up before the sun is up again. I used to do that for years, but it's been two years since I have. My work schedule has been so drastically different that I was more likely to fall asleep closer to 5AM than to wake up for work at 5AM.
What the fuck, why not let them talk?
wait I just realized its called links AWAKENING because its a DREAM
holy shit
>only 2 days left
>8 hours dedicated to fucking FF7
>>383123307
One of them is a Trump supporter.
>>383123182
6/10
I like close races. 3 minute difference is kinda awkward
>>383123036
>Think again mother fucker
McDonald's is open 24/7 for my Big Mac needs
>Announcer not knowing what the fuck is being played or what he's talking about
>Also talking through the Ballad of the Wind Fish
What a useless piece of human garbage.
>>383123178
>memebeard notices he is on camers
>starts rubbing his beard
Hope his fat gf fucks a nigger
>>383123161
It's overworld/dungeons are way better
>cheat all the time
>call it speedrun
>Fire Temple v1.0
BANNED
>>383123081
this desu
>>383123018
>>383123006
>>383123036
>>383123181
But you're the good kind. It's in 6-7 hours when the thread turns to shit.
>>383123335
Good, I hope he gets banned too.
HAHA, LOOK AT ME, I'M GONNA STROKE BEAR. STINK STINKY :))
>>383123182
Aweful commentator/10
>>383123182
7/10, maybe 8 even. Race was over as soon as genie fucked Bamboo. Runs were nice though.
>LE RETRO EIGHTIES VHS VIDYA TRAILER
this shit is so overdone holy shit
How did Tranny Tetris go?
When's the awful games block?
>>383123376
>>383123380
kek, on point
left at the trannie tetris run was there any major drama since then?
THEY EVEN WAIT FOR WHEN THEY ARE NOT ON CAMERA BUT NOW THEY ARE ON CAMERA SO THEY STROKE. AND THEY STINK. REPORT REPORT
Necrodancer is actually a really good game I've been looking forward to this.
>super meat boy infinite runner
Sounds fucking trash.
>>383123419
In about 6 months at AGDQ.
>>383123412
Kevin smashed their disgusting tranny asses.
>>383123412
Team tranny was put up against Glorious Team Aryan CIS Straight Male and were utterly vanquished as expected.
>>383123072
Yes. That's why there are three bullet points about gender and one about "bathroom policing" in the harassment policy.
>>383123412
Nearly 3 hours of set up for Les than 30 minutes of game
finally acutally good game runs now, instead of niggertendo shit
>>383123412
Hour plus wait for 20 minutes of content. Trannies lost the race and none of the bonus runs finished.
Look at this Nep
Isn't it NEET?
Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
>>383123454
Which one's worse? AGDQ or SGDQ?
>>383123412
Shit, but you already knew that.
>>383123454
Isn't AGDQ in more like 4 or so months?
sent ;)
>>383123468
>>383123483
Oh yeah, I forgot that most of Tetris is always the fucking setup time. Shame it was only good for one single year when it was a surprise, and far less trannies.
>>383123519
lol
>>383123484
I don't like neps because I'm not an ironic weeb
>>383123519
Hate this dirty, greasy haired fuck.
>>383123412
little girl cartwheels
>tfw you wake up with a raging hard on
Feels good man. Sounds like I didn't miss much either. This dude is straight reading off of a cue card
>>383123519
more like (nerd) scent
>>383123557
good for you anon
That's the most sjw numale thing I have ever seen
le beard stroke
I don't suppose any of you anons are looking forward to the Shantae run?
>>383123620
3 of them now, must kill
Are you guys ready for best music?
>>383123519
>look at this great t shirt you can buy that I've had my fingers all over
Disgusting neckbeard.
A third fucking beardcuck.
>>383123578
That just means your bladder isis pressing against your prostate
And if you are turned on by prostate stimulation, well, you are gay
spoogie and joe. lul
>indieshit block
I haven't had breakfast yet and I'm pretty hungry. Is necrodancer a long run or else im just gonna get something to eat
>>383123620
The only thin i love more than beards is bacon and narwhals, kind sir!
>>383123639
>implying anyone's here for the runs
>>383123639
Me.
>>383123578
Me too, trying to figure out what I'm gonna fap to
>the girl isn't stroking her "beard"
>>383123639
>Half genie hero
No pixel-lewds, no watch
The new art is terrible
>>383122059
I bet a hammer will
>>383123684
20 mins
>>383123679
mad ninetenyearold
>>383123721
Agreed.I still had fun playing it tho.
>>383123639
Her games are pretty boring and bland so not particularly.
>>383123668
Wanting a hairy dick in your ass makes you gay. Wanting your prostate massaged makes you a sexual deviant
>>383123721
>new art is terrible
Agreed, why no pirate's curse sgdq ?
>naming your daughter after a game
S T O P
T
O
P
>Tetrisphere music AGAIN
>>383123072
>>Is this only acceptable because they are attention seeking trannies?
i don't think you've seen what trannies do once they cry oppression until they get into positions of power
>>383123639
Me.
>I'll make a man out of you is winning
SHUT IT DOWN!
>>383123653
audio gonna be too low once again, so not really
>>383123770
Yeah the only other person I've heard of who did this was robin williams
>>383123770
"Get down here, it's time for dinner Legend of Zelda: The Twilight Princess HD"
>>383123679
sleep machine broke
>>383123770
He said "in" her name, I'm guessing that means middle name.
Either that or its Robin Williams' ghost donating from beyond the grave.
>>383123854
I laughed my ass off when I heard that.
>>383122007
>007
hey james bond
dont compare the amazing krunk to pure and absolute shit
powerupwithpride @gmail.com
this is protos email btw
>>383123359
I can't agree with that. ALTTP had an overworld that people still remember to this day and is constantly a source for inspiration in later Zelda games.
I absolutely love Links Awakening. It was my first GB game and my first Zelda game that I owned. I played Zelda 1 on my friends NES and never had the luxury of being able to play it when I felt like.
But ALTTP has an overworld that is pretty much perfect for an Adventure game
>>383122019
what is captcha?
>>383123854
>start rumor on Twitter that the 4chan terrorists are voting up the "I'll make a man out of you" song to make fun of the trannies
>watch as the song gets banned
>going to wake up when FF7 starts
fuck
>>383123873
he also killed himself, why don't you copy that too?
>>383123931
>paying to shitpost
The ultimate cuck.
>>383123931
Some weird remnant of the big colored square war.
>>383123894
>Esmerzelda
>>383123938
>>383123931
>financing cambodian moots drug addiction
Good goy.
post em
>>383123978
Yoo it's the cuck man.
>>383123639
>that disgustingly low quality
>>383123931
>>383123978
Good goys
>>383123931
What do I type for that pass user since thing? I do have a pass but forgot.
>>383123950
That he killed himself was my point? What part of my post suggests I'm copying him?
>>383123854
>Gaston also in top 5
Sweet
>Hellfire is not
Common now.
>indie game
>>383124026
Sup bra. Ready for hype music Necromancing?
>>383124030
>4400x7272
>good quality
>>383124024
what am I looking at?
>>383123972
>not shelling out $20 a year maximum for a significant QOL increase
You're the cuck boyo.
TIME FOR DANCING
>>383124024
w-wow..... b-boobs!!!!!!
>>383124024
Christ alive those things are huge, shame her face looks like she rubbed a grenade on it.
>>383124072
It's a roguelite.
danny b never ever
>>383124082
I got more where that came from m8
>>383124093
BOING BOING BOING.
>>383124058
sorry, thought you were some nutjob who validates bad life decisions by pointing to celebrities
>>383124096
20 bucks is 20 bucks I can enjoy some other way, cucklord.
This announcer is a dumb cunt.
That fucking estimate
My average time is 18:00 for Cadence and Nocturna is way easier to go fast with.
They're gonna get like 8:00
Crypt of the NecroDancer is an actually great game, with a great concept.
>>383124131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsuCwd3HLKE
tfw no synthwave cuts option
>>383124179
except it wasn't fucking fun
>>383124030
By the time I realized, it was too late.
>>383121913
I believe there was a Castlevania any% glitchless WR, but don't quote me on that
>>383124161
Have fun having to deal with captcha everytime you post.
>>383124024
what kind of hairstyle is that (fatguy in grey)
>>383124024
>Senran Kagura physics
Can't wait for HGH. It's why I'm staying up so late.
Great game! I can't even tell what's happening.
>first level
>literally the best short range weapon in the game
holy fuck
>>383124217
What's wrong with them
>thrash
fucking disgusting, I waited for this
>>383124217
With old captcha I have to type two words and hit enter to post. With my speed it takes me less than a second. I'm fine with it.
>>383124210
Talk to your parents about where your taste in games went so wrong.
Love that track.
I went to sleep before Tranny Tetris. Anything fun happen?
>>383124249
Same.
I've seen the game before but I can't understand this run at all. What's the point of this being on the lineup?
>can't even hit the beats
>>383124215
Here, have that in better res.
>>383124258
If you post 100 times a day on 4chan, taking into account the time it takes you to type out the captcha + the times captcha fucks up you are wasting a hell of a lot of time that pass master race get to use for other things.
>>383124281
Can't even fucking hear them.
Oh shit. This gsme is kinda cool guys. You have to move to the music
Wait. Did they mix both sound channels together?
>>383124249
just play it
>>383124305
They got absolutely BTFO then did a tranny kiss on camera which is not allowed.
You play as the gay fish from Undertale?
I'm not liking this. I'm happy it's only 18min.
>>383124337
The switch between each game having audio priority
>>383124305
Jak and Daxter 2.0 happened with the A Link to the Past run. Most entertaining run of the event.
>>383124249
It's a roguelike with a rythmic system. If they die, they lose the run. If you move toward an enemy you attack it.
As much as I wanted to like Necrodancer, the restriction on movement killed it for me.
CLOSE YOUR MOUTH
>>383124371
>which is not allowed
Only if you're cis
>>383124320
One captcha takes like 2 seconds
Oh shit, I lose 2 minutes every day to captchas, i dont give a shit
>>383122974
Or, or. It's the massive amounts of actual oppression which leads to the inability to get and maintain jobs based only around their gender identity, high levels of solitude because of their gender identity, and extreamly high chance of physical assault against them.
>>383124429
And you have to wait 5 times as long to post.
>unironically watching the tranny drama no fun allowed police event that stopped being good years before it was all about normies and money
shiggy diggy
>>383124453
How many of those assaults are done by fellow trannies? Pro-tip it's 90% +
S H O R T
>>383124429
>20 $ a year is too much for my budget
Brah
>>383124465
But I'm watching it ironically
I thought I would be addicted to this game when I got it, but I didn't like it very much. I don't like when you earn money to unlock stuff outside of runs, feels more like a grind then. Rogue Legacy and Gungeon did it too, and I'm worried about getting Dead Cells for the same reason.
>>383124453
You can fix all that by not being a tranny freak.
>>383124465
Why are you here then?
Any runs other than alttp I should go back and watch?
>>383124465
I love drama. My life is so boring I need to see other's fall apart.
>>383124329
Yeah its a dungeon crawler/roguelite that had a baby with a rhythm game. It's unique.
>pixelated game
>music isn't pixelated
>Chad won again
>>383124534
This. Take DSP, who's essentially turned that into a career.
>>383124531
JSRF
Oblivion
Ratchet & Clank
>>383124491
>paying to use 4chan
>giving money to hirojew
>2015
i seriously hope you guys dont do this
Why don't they speedrun the superior roguelike?
Imagine how demoralising it must be to be almost a minute slower than your competition in a 7 minute run.
>your favorite track barely had a chance to play because hit the stairs right away
>>383124572
Asians cant be chads
>just watched the ratchet and clank run
holy h*ck that was good, that guy was pretty good
>>383124581
2012 in fact. And yeah I pay. Deal with it.
>>383124484
Source?
>>383124501
Even if gender identity was a choice why the fuck do you care what other people do when it has zero effect on you.
>>383124494
Then it's totally fine, go ahead
>>383124609
We're so lucky one of the best Danny B songs is 1-1
>>383124320
>>383124258
>>383124217
Here's an unpopular opinion:I like captcha. English isn't my first language and it's fun spelling out words I would otherwise not use.
>>383124607
It probably doesn't fit a race into an 8 min time slot.
Original soundtrack is the best.
>>383124639
If I have to see them and hear them, it affects me. If it didn't, like you said, I wouldn't care.
>>383124581
not him but
>$20
>no more captchas
no brainer
>>383124554
>chiptune soundtrack
>graphics aren't chiptune
>>383124581
they pay so that we may shitpost. dont talk down to your heroes.
>>383124721
>>383124629
good goyim
>>383124024
H-Hayai!
>>383124721
If only I werent a poorfag
>>383124734
HAHAAHAH
>believing that shit
there was nothing wrong with finances for 4chan before passes and there still arent, hiro is just more of a jew than moot ever was
Why is that when a japanese game has a black character I don't care, but when it's a western game it makes me angry?
>>383124813
because you're a weeaboo
>>383124813
Fuck off, nigger.
>>383124813
Because you're a pathetic faggot.
>Actually giving money to fucking Hiro and the moderation team
I don't buy a pass out of fucking pure disgust.
I thought this was gonna be a race? Why is only one guy playing?
HGH when
>>383124813
You're too busy enjoying the Jap game to care and it's the opposite for the western game.
>>383124868
Race is already over
>>383124868
Race is over. This is an extra.
what the h*ck is this g*me?
>>383124813
Because when the west puts in black characters it's for pandering.
When the east does it it's a novelty.
>>383124786
$20 shouldn't be a lot of money unless by poor you mean willingly unemployed
>>383124856
>Mods
>Getting any money
Oh you.
>the exit is always at the opposite corner
is that really true? I can't believe I've never noticed.
>>383123920
I agree that the alttp overworld is iconic and great, but I much prefer the larger scale, maze-like overworld of LA. It gives me better sense of progression
Dungeon crawler where you do stuff to the beat
It's not that bad
>>383124720
No it doesn't affect you.
Just because you get triggered easily doesn't mean that someone has affected you.
Nice job with the timer tech crew.
>>383124972
How does one series have so many best girls?
>>383124024
>jewish females
yes goy... lust after those semitic milkbags... ill just take your infant's foreskin for Moloch....
>almost 3 times below estimate
?????
>>383124985
That we can agree on. The feeling of progression was way better in LA.
>>383124972
What is this position meant to convey?
>>383124985
LA was a bit claustrophobic on its overworld, but the devs had to make use of every limited screen they had.
>>383125056
Because you're desperate for companionship and you want to fuck pixels?
>games done quick
fuck yeah finally a SPEEDrun
>>383122560
Blame social media
>>383124948
I just can't justify it knowing I could make 10 entire meals instead
>>383125052
In game timer does not count transitions or cutscenes.
>>383125075
Deaths. They were racing balls out and got a really easy start so there was no chance of death. Had they gotten a bad/hard dungeon they would have gone equally fast but probably died and restarted.
SHOUTOUTS TO THE AMAZING AUDIO CREW
>>383125075
Both the race and the extra was below the original estimate. The spooty dude said it was because they were expecting to die a few times
Don't you guys just love to stroke your beards? I know I do.
What was that free money stuff?
GAS ALL BEARD STROKERS.
>>383125137
not him but they still let it run for like 5 seconds after he called time
>>383125075
dying is pretty easy and it means starting over from the very start with the timer still going
that's also why they often make it races, at least one should finish
Reminder that the synthwave cut is the best soundtrack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsuCwd3HLKE
>>383125183
Their tournaments. If you place you get literally free money
>>383125183
What free money stuff?
>>383125183
they do Crypt of the Necrodancer tourneys. I wish I were any good at the game. I still can't get to zone 4. ;_;
>>383125183
If you donate at least 50 dollars you get entered into a chance to win a $20 cash prize.
I don't know why I'm so angry at people stroking their beards, but I am.
>>383125095
You don't?
>>383125224
Oh that free money stuff.
Yeah "if you place". I'm consistently in the top 25 for the daily runs and I've played the shit out of the game but I'm still nowhere near as good as people like spoopy. Those guys are retarded good. They were born to play CotND
>>383125056
>cute girls doing cute things: the game
Why do people who have ratty pubes on their face think it looks good?
>>383125230
Keep it up anon. It took me like 15 hours to beat the game. I really sucked at first and now I can do everything exceptCodaSeriously fuck Coda, Aria is retarded enough
Haven't been watching, any good runs i should watch the vod of?
>>383125230
>tfw you can easily but then there's all those other characters and low% runs to do for completion
>>383122384
>clips.twitch.
>tv/SecretiveRoundOwlSMOrc
Two mentally ill gender larpers kiss on cam and it's fine, but make jokes and you get in trouble.
>>383121913
There was an unrecorded WR on the practice floor apparently
>>383125320
Pokémon Soul Silver and Brothers.
>that big beard guy stroking his beard then putting his arms around his friend and qt gf
How do I get as alpha as him?
>Announcer reading all the donations that say how fun the necrodancer run will be
>the run is already over
What did he mean by this?
>>383125205
Noice, is it in the normal game?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIsI7et9ixk
>>383125334
This is flat out not allowed, it's in the fucking rules that you are not allowed to do PDAs or acts designed to stoke controversy.
Disgusting degenerate needs to fuck off.
Anyone got a link to the thread where the LTTP starts, cant find it in the archive and want to see the bantz while i watch
shout outs to the amazing audio crew
>>383125367
... how was Brothers? I saw that on the list and laughed because its a casual story game. Did they just bail or something?
>>383121913
It is all about safe strats and "marathon" strats these days.
>>383125389
He has a wicked sense of humor.
>>383125391
No sadly it was just a thing for fun the games music guys released.
>Gray girl has huge tits but disgusting face
>White girl has thunder thighs but disgusting face
IS THERE A SINGLE GIRL AT SGDQ THAT LOOKS HOT AND HAS A GOOD FACE?!
>>383125320
>>383125367
Solid 8/10 runs. Good commentary, great gameplay.
No jokes.
No plushies
No bad words
No fun
Tranny scum gets to make out
>>383125382
Get a steady job and shower every once and a while.
>>383125320
A Link to the Past is 10/10
Ratchet and ClankNinja Gaiden
Oblivion
>>383125394
4th post in this thread.
>>383120005
It start at 29:02 if you want to see the run.
tv/videos/157222444?t=29m02s
>>383125408
It was literally the worst run of the marathon. It was barely faster than a casual playthrough and the runner kept sucking its dick like he was trying to sell the game.
>>383125391
Holy SHIT that guy is 100% spot on.
>>383125392
Didn't know that, but you know full well they'll selectively enforce the rules for these trannies.
>>383121913
If a run gets anywhere near WR at a marathon event then that WR was unoptimized as fuck
Oh boy cant wait to watch a game that otherwise is complete trash but since it has lolcutegrills the shiteaters will eat it up
>>383125408
a let's play with a vapid self-proclaimed game developer
he's a game dev btw
>>383125489
I wish I could say I'm surprised.
I like the game and enjoyed beating it but it'd be like if someone said they were going to speedrun Firewatch.
>>383125334
>>383125392
>two people kiss and /v/ flips the fuck out
This is why the rules exist in the first place because people like these two fags.
>>383125523
You can leave.
I know it's a meme, but I enjoy this guy's voice.
>>383125531
I regret missing this.
>>383125293
>game sounds in BG
We whippan soon
>>383125610
Just don't forget that he was a game developer.
>>383125546
>people
I guess at least you called them people and not women. You don't think they're women, right anon?
>>383125478
Thats a video, i meant /v/ thread
Fucking beardos.
So any highlight runs yet?
>>383125320
The Tetris block was absolutely amazing but you need the 2 hours of setup time to really get the true experience.
>>383125320
Half-Life
Ratchet and Clank
>>383125546
We want to watch speed runs we don't want to see this bullshit, the rules are there to stop losers proposing to their trans girlfriends on stream.
>>383125293
The pixels are cuter than the flash drawings
>shawn-tay
>skateman TOO TOO TOO
>>383125642
As a game developer myself it was great to see a fellow game developer talk about game design and the way a developer thinks, since I am one as well.
>>383125675
Pokemon heartgold
Mario Kart Wii
I thought anime wasn't allowed.
Shantae A CUTE
A FUCKING CUTE
>>383125642
Yeah I regret missing this
>>383125675
lttp was good. so was freedom planet and ninja gaiden.
aww yiss time for adventure
This game looks like you weebs' "lewd" shit
>>383125546
>trannies
>people
Holy shit LOL gb2 tumblr you freakshow
Time to get sexy
>>383125642
how long was the game
>>383125707
happy tranniversery
>>383125643
Yes they are people, and I don't give two fucks what their gender identity is as it doesn't affect me in any way.
Sexy sexy Shantae.
>>383125453
How's it like to be on the losing team, /pol/?
>>383125320
Jsrf was bangers and the jackal run was good
Fuck it, beardo is starting to grow on me.
Time to jerk off to Shantae's perfect brown ass.
>>383125453
I wonder who could be behind this post
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>>383125802
JSRF was definitely top 5. Definite banger.
>>383125693
I don't know if it was because of the other two appearances of TGM at GDQ, but this year's didn't feel hype at all.
>people actually paid millions of dollars for this ugly piece of shit
Hahaha even the 3ds game was better
>>383125818
Is this her only pose that isn't overly animated?
>>383125707
This just screams "I'm lonely and sad"
>>383125832
Rip Milk
What's up with the "RET" to go thing, anyway?
>>383125770
You sound like a real faggot. Go jerk off to trap porn on reddit.
>>383125394
Half the post were 2 falseflaggers from /pol/ spamming with fake quotes.
Thread 1
>>383111715
Thread 2
>>383113824
>>383125730
this is annoying me a lot
>>383125763
1:16:22
which isn't bad ( I didn't watch the run ) since the game itself is like 3~ hours for a casual playthrough
>>383125860
Probably, but I won't complain
>>383125818
>that little bit of fabric hanging over her tits
Too fucking cutesexy.
wtf is this music?
>>383125763
Not that long (because it was a speedrun heh), but the development is a really long process. Did I mentioned I'm a developer?
>>383125872
He's drinking away the pain
>>383125892
>It's all /pol/s fault
You do realize most of the cancer is from reddit right?
>lewd game
>runner looks like a virgin
>>383125892
The fake quote thing is actually a /tv/ meme.
Gay teen norma?
Guy on couch has autism?
Holy fuck this guy has extreme fucking autism.
Is this the power of Shantae?!
I still feel cheated over buying Pirates Curse because I watched a GDQ speedrun of it and thought it was really well made and fast. Little did I know it was a NG+ and the game itself was medium paced and full of mastabatory shit
A U T I S M
L
E
R
T
Aw the shy asian is giving gifts
>>383125931
>but the development is a really long process. Did I mentioned I'm a developer?
I know, I made a perfectly working sengoku rance clone engine that supports mods and customs scripts and it took me years as a hobby
>>383125960
>not being a virgin
Enjoy not getting those wizard powers at 30, fag
>this fucking virgin chink bragging about one of the worst english VAs signs
shes only good with edgelords her cute voice is fucking ear piercing
>>383125945
What is the difference between Reddit and /pol/? They're the exact same.
That's kinda cool really. He gave those guys signed stuff. He didn't have to do that
>>383125818
>the underboob tops
>>383126010
>Not already being 30 with wizard powers
Fucking younglings
>>383125983
It's GDQ, there's a pretty high chance that anyone on camera has autism.
>>383125762
>>383125781
>>383125824
>>383125907
Stop that.
/v/ recognizes the asian as one of their own and a reflection of themselves. /v/ hates him instantly.
>>383125945
/pol/ is as normie as Reddit Trump subreddit right now. We are now top 200 most popular website in the world thanks to them and the pepe spamming.
>>383126017
Go fuck yourself. Cristina Vee is literal perfection. It's my life long dream to marry her.
>>383126010
>TFW wizard.
The powers suck
>>383125983
>tfw wakaba will never have a season 2
at least we have new game this season
>>383126049
Why not both?
i-is shantae a virgin like me?
>>383126017
>japan
>40 year old women sounding 12
>America
>20 year old girl sounding like ayou dying pig
How is it so hard to get it right?
>>383126054
I like him, I remember his MN9 run
Shantae is for ____.
>>383126071
Nice shitty powers you specced into then.
I'm 34 and already set for life to play vidya forever and work 3 days a week from home, loads of savings because no whore to spend it on
>>383126065
t. couch autist
>>383126064
Fuck off no one cares your graphs.
WHY ISN'T THIS GAME BANNED?!
I'M LITERALLY SHAKING!
>>383126113
cuddling
>>383124607
How could you even speedrun that game?
>
>>383126113
bad games, apparently.
>>383126098
>Western devs
She isn't
Was it autism?
>OK
>DROP THE FUN
>NOW
>>383126113
dominating.
>>383126176
/ourguy/
>>383126176
He's a nice guy. Don't be a cunt
>>383126131
I want to smell Shantae's panties.
>>383126185
I'm the police car with no markings, white and orange lights, and the no police markings on the officers
I just donated $800 with the comment "Shantae is bae"
If it doesn't get read can I refund it?
>>383126164
Look at those manly chins. Could shatter diamonds with them.
>>383126164
lol
/aco/ you need to realize white people can't draw good porn
>>383126113
Breeding.
>>383126229
Shoulda bought a cute trap a plane ticket so you could dick them
>>383126113hand holding
>>383126246
>>383126265
really thinking here lads
>>383126246
>>383126229
>I just donated $800 with the comment "Shantae is bae"
>If it doesn't get read can I refund it?
no, enjoy funding doctors against borders
Was it autism?
>>383126113raping, of course.
>>383126131
DAT DELICIOUS BROWN
>>383126113
Hug
During fug
BIG FISHY TITTY
MERMAID BOSS INCOMING
https://youtu.be/QBGO9dQAdPM?t=888
asian guy is a great runner, not autistic at all
>fish bites girl
>girl becomes mermaid
>>383123459
>smashed.
Kevin choked as well.
>>383126113
fug not hug.
Who designed this level, Asanagi?
*crowd laughs*
BAZINGA!
>>383126156
>/pol/ baby
Look, if you go to other boards just try to act like people are and dont act like the edgelords from kekistan, it's all I ask.
Have a good run.
>>383126229
I actually emailed them with a refund request for a $50 donation, a few years back. Got no response. Is it time to sue?
>>383126375
Where is the lie?
>>383126406
>Mohammad Shadman
>>383126381
Fuck you
>>383126365
Literally /ourguy/.
Don't bully him, he's probably gonna check these threads after finishing the run, don't be a meanie.
Based Asian lad
WHAT
What the fuck is he doing?
>this is allowed
>Rabi-Ribi isn't
Kinda funny how in this context, tits are allowed but no tits (i.e. Ribbon) is banned.
i slept through the tranny block, was it as boring as I'd expect it to be if I seen the other tetris runs?
That fucking dude on the couch is cracking me up.
legit autism right now
autism
oooooo
What is making that noise?
Poor autistic dude, he's enjoying himself too much so he's going to meet some people soon
Is this what the Shantae fanbase is like?
>>383126406
>>383126292
>normies with children watch this
>>383126469
>One features girls <18 in micro-bikinis
>1 doesn't
makes you thnik
>giga waifu
whew
GIGA WAIFU
>GIGA WAIFU
>>383126475
A lot of tranny choking and real anime run at the end.
cute fish tits
>Giga waifu
That's a ban.
i want to marry a giant mermaid
Haven't I already seen this game?
BIG
FISH
TITS
How was this game allowed? Not that I'm complaining.
NOOO GIGA WAIFU
>>383126518
Are you agreeing with me?
Shantae gets my dick so fucking hard, Jesus Christ.
>Giga Waifu
YOU BETTA BET DATSA DING DONG BANNU
>>383126521
>>383126523
>>383126525
>>383126548
>>383126575
Faggots, all of you
>>383126585
Shantae doesn't sexualize underage girls
Nrw thread? I'm a mobilefag..
These shitlords are so banned
>>383126572
Don't know what it is, but SJWs generally leave this series alone.
>cute girls
I'M LITERALLY TRIGGERED RIGHT NOW
WHERE ARE THE OBJECTIVELY BEAUTIFUL TRANNIES
>>383126602
>he doesn't want to fuck a fish
>>383126625
D I V E R S E
>>383126375they're just being sucked on
>>383126572
Diversity quota. If she was white this game wouldn't be aloud.
>>383126625
she's brown so it's objectively okay
>Force a family friendly atmosphere
>allow this game
>>383126672
Ho fucking jesus it's been a while since I got a boner this awkward
>>383126672
Why is the black one enjoying it?
i want shantae to tickle my chin with her hair
new bread
>>383126687
>>383126687
>>383126687
>>383126687
>>383126672
haha the one on the right seems to be enjoying itso am I
>>383126365
I'm not even watching the stream, they seriously gave greenszsaber another run after that?
>>383126672
>that right one
Looks like it's time again, dick
>>383126754
He's on the couch and was giving gifts
>>383122027
>bugles AND vodka
what
anon how do those even taste good together
>>383126643
>he wants to be a fucking faggot piece of shit
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