Grimoire

>>383034719
>buy it
>leave a review saying it has bad graphics
>refund it

Thank you for posting about your game, I mean this game, again, concerned citizen.

>>383034719
For anyone new to this man's madness, we're not insulting him when we call him a neanderthal. He calls himself that. He thinks neanderthals were/are superior to homo sapiens and that he is one of the last neanderthals.

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>If it's good we get a cool new old-school dungeon crawler
>If it's bad we get ample meme material
There are no bad outcomes (unless you backed it, in which case you have bigger problems to address)

>>383034719

>8 man party

how does that work? 4 melees in the front, 4 in the back with missile weapons and magic? sounds like a lot of shitty micromanagement

https://youtu.be/jpCUhvDdGrI

>>383035229
More=better, unless your tiny sape brain can't handle it

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>>383035229
>sounds like a lot of shitty micromanagement
this man is clearly autistic enough that this is definitely the case

>>383034719
just change that hideous art style and I would consider buying it

>>383034719
Why does it look like a popcap game

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>>383035229
SAPES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>383034876
A better idea would be calling it a shitty Wizardry 8 copycat and something a Neanderthal would have made (all while insulting Neanderthals).

>>383034917
if it was the game creator posing, I think we'd all know.

is this the templeos of video games?

>>383035940
No, it's Gulman of Australia.

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>>383035229
>You have to manually buff each one individually with a spell thats 3 menus deep for every fight

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Is it hard to make retro dungeon crawler?

>>383035391
I have a small attention span, which is why I hate double trouble boss fights in souls games, as its hard not being able to see both of them

>>383036102
Well of course, how else do you think he got 600+ hours of gameplay?
Just take a normal 36 minute shitfest and make everything take 1000 times as long.

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>>383035229
Aww poor babby too hard for you?

>>383034719
>The utter casual retards itt and before that complains about 8 man parties.

FFS Wizardry 8 allows you to do this and I have seen 0 bitching about that. Other than that you can have any number in your party. 8 too micromanagery for your brain? Then make a 5 or 6 parties.

God when did /v/ become so casual?

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>>383034917

>>383036102
No one is forcing you to use 8 characters. You can make a party of 1 warrior + 1 healer and earn experience 4x faster than a party of 8 would

>>383036816
>God when did /v/ become so casual?

uhh... since day one? you new here?

>>383034719
Ulillillia's uncle?

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https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/grimoire-heralds-of-the-winged-exemplar

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>>383036782
I read the entire Wizardry 4 LP yesterday.
I feel like a monkey dancing on the palm of Buddha all this time, nothing I ever played could ever be compared to how bullshit this thing is.
When I retire I actually want to play this blind, hopefully I'll have long forgotten the things I learned in the LP.

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>>383036471
The problem is that this isn't a retro dungeon crawler. It's a mess that has been worked on for the past two decades.
Pic related. This is the developer.

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>>383034719
If he is so rich that can afford nuclear shelter then why he didn't hire decent artists?

>>383037591
Why didn't he just copy paste code into unity?

>>383037606
But the artists did a decent job as far as I've seen.

There's no market in pandering to morons. I wouldn't want to make that kind of money.

Grimoire is an elite game that is unlike anything else up on the Steam store. I defy you to find anything like it in the thousands of games listed. I defy you to find a game like it on the planet. It's not even a Wizardry clone really - it's everything Wizardry should have been but never was.

I'm not competing with Sir-Tech any more. Amongst other reasons, they went bankrupt 17 years ago.

I'm not competing with anybody. Grimoire is the pinnacle of the peak of the summit of the incline. I could probably get 99.95 from a lot of people but I don't want to limit it just to the very elect of RPG players. I made a compromise and and priced it somewhere just under current AAA titles. The truth is there is not an AAA title you could buy nowadays that deserves to crawl up on a high chair and plant a kiss in the crack of Grimoire's ass when it comes to enjoyment, immersion and wonderful escape.

I say all this with confidence because I have been playing my game 12 hours a day for two months and I can assure you there has never been anything like it in all of recorded human history. It's the greatest thing ever to emerge from that genre. The fact is, people who enjoy that genre are considering it cheap at that price. If you are not a connoisseur of the genre then why would I amend anything in it to appeal to you? It's like saying Mozart needed more cowbell.

Trust what I am saying. Those of you who played the demo and got the scent of greatness will know the full game has achieved it. For whatever it lacks it has much more in abundance.

I was just playing Kublai Cathedral to check all the logic and was almost weeping tears of joy at how wonderfully told the story of everything is in the game. I had forgotten a lot of it and it was like reading the work of someone else.

The game will suck you mentally into another dimension of win and excellence, no kidding. I warn unstable people against playing it at all. If it becomes that kind of obsession with the author - who should be long tired of it by now - you can imagine what elite fans RPGs will feel.

The game is special. I have supercharged it with awesomeness right down to the atomic level of every bit in the digital binary. $39.95 is very cheap once you have played the game for a short while.

>>383037591
Of course he had to be into Evola's fedoracore meme (((philosophy))).

>>383037864
mmm yes, the holy grail of pastas

>>383037864
t. Cleve

>>383037432
Blown
The
Fuck
Out

Based homo sapiens making the Neanderthal eat crow.
10 thousand dollars is already too much for him and his shit game.

Grimoire is a quality game for distinguished monocle wearing top hat and tuxedo connoisseurs of roleplaying games. This is not another whackamole begware lowest common denominator sewer skimming bottom feeding title. I would recommend that regular Steam consumers have a doctor standing by before playing Grimoire as the shock to the system could lead to a trip to the emergency room. It's not like anything they are used to seeing up here. This is the true old skool goodness. You may think you are prepared but rest assured you probably have not seen this much awesomeness anywhere in the past 20 years.

>>383038107
What the hell does "eat crow" even mean anyway?

>>383034719
is that running on windows xp?

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>>383038375

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>mfw it sells 10 copies and he shoots himself in the head

>>383037591

I'm wondering though: is this guy just roleplaying in all his posts and other outings?

>>383036816

>then make a 5 or 6 parties

The problem is nu-gamers who play CRPGs and even tabletops tend to be powergaming tards who wouldn't purposefully gimp their party or character for any reason whatsoever, even if it's for the benefit of their experience (or the benefit of their roleplaying). They're the kind of dudes who open up Pillars of Eternity and spend 45 minutes minmaxing their new character in the character creation screen only to drop the game after level 4 not because the game itself bored them but because the game is "too balanced" and they can't become that super powerful unstoppable godslayer with as much ease as they want without turning down the difficulty or cheating. They're the kind of dudes who ask the DM to remove their character from the party so they can reroll a mere 3 sessions into a DnD campaign because they missed five times in a row and the Barbarian got to take all the glory.

>>383038970
>Roleplaying so much Sir-Tech made fun of him back in JA2
That would be even worse than if he had done it for real.

Is this the pinnacle of autism?

>>383038970

>literally role plays a character for 30 years of his life, alienates all his coworkers and spends a fortune on a bunker and invests thousands upon thousands of hours into developing a game all so he can RP a neanderthal conspiracy theorist

Not gonna lie, that'd be pretty hardcore

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Why does he use "oldskool" and "teknologee?" It reminds me of that One Fucked Up Dentist guy in how not funny he is.

>>383038856
I don't think you understand how many people have been waiting for this type of game to appear again after so many games have tried to evo the same but with 3-D like

>Legend of Grimrock

>Stranger of Sword City

>Class of Heroes

>>383039683
Twenty?

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In Grimoire you can ride on turtles

>>383040003
Wow, sold.

>>383039840
Grimrock sold enough copies to warrant a sequel, though

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>Proposed Price $39.95
fucking what?

>>383039683
How many of those people will pay $40 dollars for it though? I sure as fuck wouldn't, even if I was desperate for a game, especially when I could just go buy an older game in the genre thats just as good for at most 10 bucks. His only chance at getting this to sell decently is to sell it at $20 or under.

>40 dollars for a grandpas game

LOL

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>>383039840
I'd even wager it's going to hit at least 700 sales by the end of the day

>>383039093

You make it sound like rpgs actually require more skill than they actually do. I'll never get people who take pride in playing "hard" rpgs. Its not like beating old school rpgs are worthy of actual respect or anything. Anyone can beat these games.

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Why are all WRPGs so ugly?

>>383040126
Sape detected.

>>383040417
still they look better than anime

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>>383040003
Wow. Great.

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>>383040245

No shit but that's not my point, my point is RPGs lend themselves to a powergaming mentality where lots of limp-wristed noodlets aren't satisfied with their pretend character simply doing something, they want to be the BEST at doing it, and not just that one thing but they want to be the BEST at everything else.

hmmmmm

pay 40 dollars for this or a few bucks for wizardry

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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I'm genuinely interested, but I'm going to wait for others to play it first. If it is nearly as good as it sounds, I'm in even for $40.

Guy kind of seems like a total knob though. Hopefully the game isn't reflective of that.

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>>383040515
You're delusional. WRPGs don't need to look like anime to look good, but I can't think of a single WRPG with art direction that isn't eye cancer.

>>383039196

Ah, so Calvin Barkmore?

I had never heard of this Cleveland person before, but he sure is an interesting character.

>>383040673
the point is, who cares what they do? some people suck and they want to role play a power fantasy. it doesn't matter, none of this matters

>>383039375

True, but if you have that very particular kind of humor, it would also be kind of funny. Right?

>8 character party
What a clusterfuck. 6 was already too many.

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>40 american dollarinos

wow the game may be crammed with content but that does not count if the game looks like Ultima: Underworld

>>383041132
The world is so big and intricate that 8 characters fit just right with the amount of things you'll be doing.

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>>383040003
I wonder if clive had the foresight to let players find pets that would stay inside you inventory like the old CRPGs

>>383040095
iirc the sequel sold less than the first one, so there won't be a third game
which is really sad, considering that it was much better than the first one

>>383035229
>how does that work?
the same way it did in wizardry, what are you even saying?

>>383041132

>navigating narrow dungeon corridors with a football team

now this is a real rpg

>>383041132
The entire game sounds like a bloated mess. Less is more, sometimes.

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>in development for 23 years
Does this mean it not only looks like shit for a game that is 23 years old but it has also mostly been coded 23 years ago along with 23 years old voices and shit? I know he adds sutuff over the years but he is selling an unreleased 23 years old game for 40 fucking bucks?
He should have sold it for 60 bucks along with GOG to squeeze every single penny out of a handful nostalgiafags because neither hipsters nor avarage joe browsing Steam catalogue will bother with a 23 fucking years old game on even a price of 20 bucks.

>>383038856
>10 copies
>there are people here who actually thinks this doesn't look good
Reddit is calling.

>>383041428
yeah that game design really helped wizardry out in the long run

>>383038856
>shoots himself
He's rich as fuck and doesn't need the pennies he'll get from this game.

>>383040827
WRPGs are cursed with shit artstyles because they think "realistic" means brown and grey

>>383037591
>unityfag
LEL

>>383041481
it's about the experience more then the end point anon you're supposed to be enthralled just by playing the thing

>>383041707
But that's all filthy sape money. Why would he sully his beautiful Neanderthal hands with stuff like that?

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>>383041765
t. never played a WRPG

>>383041703
Well, Wizardry 8 has the greatest turn-based combat of any game every made, so yes.

>>383041707
How did he get so rich?

>>383041504

We don't know how the development load was distributed over those years. He might be digging up this project he abandoned 15 years ago, or he might've been constantly working on it and updating some of the more dated elements with QoL changes (it does have automap and whatnot, after all). Honestly I have no idea what's going on inside his head, there's a fifty percent chance he's intentionally overhyping an unfinished and dated product to make as much money on initial 40 dollar sales as possible and a fifty percent chance it's actually solid or even very good and he was only overhyping it because he's a spastic narcissist and thinks his turds are made of solid gold

dae think the 8 man party limit is too low? i feel like it should be at least 3 times bigger.

>>383041612
>There are morons who think this game looks good
Faggot, this is going to flop HARD especially at the price of $40. Not to mention the game looks like it came straight out of the 90's (Because it basically did) and any average consumer browsing though steam is going to see it and go, "Oh maybe I'll try tha- OH WAIT, $40?! FUCK NO!"

Man, after years here I dont even know what is bait or pure retardation in this board anymore. Why the fuck somebody (not neanderthal) keep posting this shit?

>>383041916
he's not a brainlet

>>383041893
yeah and its also known for its quick non tedious battles

Cletus keeps bashing even Brenda B, John Romero's waifu. What is the issue with this guy is he related to Derek Smart? They both pretty similar.

>>383041976
>dae

>>383042095
So neanderthal savings account?

that fucking interest though

I always wonder about people who try to talk big about their work, and just how "great" they are.

Instead of working on their craft, they put all their time and effort into talking about it, instead. (Maybe it's due to their fears of it actually being shit. Who knows.) Let it speak for itself.

>>383042279
one of the few things I liked about Fallout 4 was that they just gave a month or so heads up and released that son of a bitch.

>>383041916
Knowing this particular kind of autist, he probably just says he's rich. You know, to seem cool.

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So when can we expect a crack?

I'm actually considering buying it after trying the game first to see how it holds up

>>383041916

he doesnt own many things like a sane mind for instance

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Can you recruit NPCs on top of your 8 guys party?
10 guys would be fucking sweet.

>>383042407

Yeah just like your bowels give you fourty minutes or so heads up before blowing your asshole out after a bad piece of grilled fish

>>383042578
about as soon as its released. steam protection is nothing. the only thing that would cause delay is if no one cares enough to crack it. there should be someone on subterranean vapor ready to do it tho.

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90 ATTRIBUTES
100000 STATS
6902051090000 SKILLS
AND ONLY ONE OF THEM IS WORTH IT

>YOU WANT IT? YOU CAN HAVE IT! LOOK FOR IT! I LEFT IT IN THAT ONE PLACE!

Men now, chasing their dreams, head towards the character creator. The world has entered the Grimoire age.

>>383042036
Steam users are retards with tremendous amounts of disposable income that will buy anything. Look at the top selling games, it's all overpriced garbage, every single game. A masterpiece like Grimoire will surely sell a few hundred copies at the very least.

>>383042724
Nope. Party size is 8, no more. If you roll with a full party and want to pick up someone else you'll have to make space.

>>383042921
>a few hundred copies

Sounds about right. I seriously doubt it'll break 1000 though.

>>383042921
yeah but that audience typically only buys 1 of 2 things. either overhyped multiplayer trash, or hipster circle indie shit

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>>383042829

>>383042829
Dexterity. Knowing these old school games and their roots, it's probably going to be the Dex equivalent.

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>>383043360

i wouldn't even go that far

game looks great but. but you cant shill anything other than AAA games here sorry OP

I'd buy it for $15, maybe $20, but $40 is insane.

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>>383037567
Posting the original post

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>>383042921
>Look at the top selling game
I did, and currently every single one except two in the top ten are UNDER $40.
>a few hundred copies
So you're admitting its going to crash and burn?

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Hey, cro-fagnons, it doesn't fucking matter how good you think the game is gonna be.

We already KNOW how good the game is. These are its stats. This is mathematical EVIDENCE on why Grimoire is the greatest video game ever made.

Only ONE DAY LEFT. The incline approaches, whether you want it to or not.

buy legend of grimrock 2 instead

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>>383042407
Well, Fallout 4 still had Bethesda's marketing team on that. They spouted a bunch of shit after it was released, certainly.

I'm mostly talking about artists, game designers, movie directors, etc who are full of themselves in interviews and the like. My favorite ones are usually the ones who just love what they're doing, and don't have to say anything.

People like the chucklefuck making Grimoire are more interested in inflating their own ego than making art, or something fun.

>>383043941
Finally a game for enlightened Neanderthals.

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>>383043941
>World of Xeen
>300+ hours
If you're retarded maybe

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>>383043941
>600 hours of play
>65 NPCs

>>383044036

or Might and Magic X if you just wanna turn your brain off and unwind

>>383041893
But Wizardry 8 is a damn good game. And has a good chance to be better than Grimoire as well.

>>383044259
NPCs have rich pathing and do their own stuff like pointing at walls.

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>>383041703
>>383044365
DO

NOT

MENTION

WIZARDRY

8

NEAR

ME

[NEANDERTHAL SCREECHING]

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>>383044546
>Wizardry 8 could have been the greatest game of all time
>Instead it's a piece of shit designed for retarded homo sapiens
It's not fair, thal-bros.

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>>383043941
Did he seriously bloated the hours of all the other games just so he can also bloat his own game's hours?
Is this the superior intelligence of the fabled neanderthals?

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Should I play this or Wizardry?

>>383044840
Just get Wizardry 8, it aged the best from the lot.

>>383044840
Wizardry, its cheaper.

Corwin doesn't know what he is missing, seriously. The game is x infinity better than the version he tested.

Listen to what I was double-checking today. You're not going to believe it.

So I freed Q'Orl from the Royal Bestiary and he left to go to the Astral Plain. I also fought the cockatrice here and got the braid.

After sawing off the lock at [REDACTED] I noticed it was pretty solid gold so I spoke to one of the thieves in the woods about it. He told me something amazing - that there was a smith in Crowl who could work a piece of raw gold like that into some pretty spectacular armour. I took it back to Smithy and he told me to leave it with him, he'd see what he could do.

I went off and had some amazing adventures in a dungeon to the far west and discovered a Djinn Bottle. I got the Djinn to reveal the secret page for me and later I asked him to transport us to the Astral Plain. We met up with Q'Orl again and he gave us something very special in reward for traveling so far to see him again. We moongated back to Dominion Wilderness outside the city and I spent some time forging a recommendation letter for Shrike to see if we could join up with the Vanguard.

I went back to see Smithy, stopping at another weird cave for some excellent rewards before arriving back in Crowl. I was increasingly getting pretty fitted out, the entire party was wielding some pretty serious weapons and magic.

Smithy had made me the best armor in the game, the golden armor. Pretty pimped out at this point, plus two resurrected party members from bones and one of the Ego entities had joined us and they had gargantua stats. Was getting in shape to beat up some of the toughest monsters in the game. All this happened today just wandering around testing and double-checking various elements of gameplay.

>>383044693
your puny sapien brian does not comprehend superior neanderthal concepts of time

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>>383044546
Is this Cleve?

>>383044985
sounds amazing desu

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>>383037567
>None of the RPGs y'all are mentioning are really hard
>proceeds to say it's pretty much a luck based game

The game sounds like ass.

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His steam comments are the best desu

>>383045196
Are you retarded?

>>383045329
I'm still not sure whether this guy is just trolling the shit out of everyone or that he actually believes what he's saying

>/v/ complains that modern games are being too simplified and easy
>A ridiculous in depth dungeon crawler that hearkens back to Wizardry 6-8 comes out
>/v/ bitches relentlessly that the game is too complicated and 8 party members to too hard

Why the fuck do you morons what? I know neo-neo-neo-/v/ is casual as fuck, but come on.

>>383034719
I'll be honest, it kinda looks interesting. I dig games with a lot of depth (and something made by an autist over 20 years shouldn't be lacking in that department) , but I'm never gonna pay more than 20 bucks for a video game, so maybe in a couple of years during steam sale.

>>383037864
Fuck, that's hilarious.

>>383041369
Grimrock 2 sold 400k copies on Steam alone, of course it's getting a sequel you dumb Cro Fagnon

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>>383044985
If this is Cleve, this guys sounds insecure. If the game comes out and people don't like it, he'll probably be devastated. He'll try not to show it, but he will be.

>>383045548
Thats not neo-neo-neo-/v/ though. Thats nu-neo-neo-neo-/v/. neo-neo-neo-/v/ loves hard games like Dark Souls and Nioh.

So how does it compare to spiderweb games?

>>383045548
>8 party members to too hard
It's not "too hard." It's obviously micro-managey, and it means the game will be balanced for having that tediously huge as fuck party. These types of games are the digital spawn of D&D, which has a very tight archetypical fighter/thief/cleric/wizard setup.

>>383045629
There's dorf fortress.
Nothing beats dorf fortress in autism and depth.
Except Aurora.
Aurora IS autism.

>>383045548

http://steamcommunity.com/app/650670/discussions/0/1457328392099709336/

>It just took me almost 5 minutes to figure out how to stop talking to the stupid fairy. I couldn't escape, click on anything, all I could do was type. I was swearing at that damned fairy so much. I have to type EXIT, really? Why can't I just hit escape and move on. It was friggen annoying.

>>383045802
Wow. Avernum is not a series I see mentioned a lot on /v/.

>>383045548
You're right. I love games with dump stats everywhere. Fuck the casuals. We're hardcore.

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Would this game be recommended to someone who has never played this type of game before? Or is it too "hardcore" and you need lots of genre knowledge to manage stats and such to beat the game? What is the appeal of this genre?

>>383045802
Geneforge is my shit.

We don't know, yet. The full game comes out tomorrow. We have a demo, which apparently is good, but that's coming from Cleve's secondary accounts on rpg codex.

>>383046178
Just play Wizardry 8

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>>383045629
>but I'm never gonna pay more than 20 bucks for a video game, so maybe in a couple of years during steam sale
WELL, GUESS WHAT, MOTHERFUCKER.

A SALE AIN'T HAPPENING. NOT ANY TIME SOON.

SO YOU BETTER PICK UP YOUR WALLET OR FACE THE MUSIC.

>>383045802
>>383045993

Vogels games are solid and he stays lowkey for the most part. I only played Avernum 1 and one of his modern games and they were pretty fun.

Also I heard the Geneforge games are even better. Probably way better than whatever this game will turn out to be. I always hear good things about Geneforge.

>Each leg needs exp points to move
>if the left leg has 4 points and the right one 5 points your character can lose balance and fall to the ground

This is so hardcore.

>>383046217

I guess I'll pick it up for a 100% off sale :^)

>>383046178
no, this one is more complicated than most dungeon crawlers. play Might & Magic 6 with the GrayFace patch, it is very simple and has modern controls. You also don't have to manually draw a map by hand like in Grimoire

>>383046028
Can't keep track of a few things? Shit isn't hard.
Is Final Fantasy too complicated as well? That has plenty of stats, not that you exactly need to pay attention to most. As is true for Wizadry and many roguelikes as well. You focus on just what is relivent for the moment/build. But I guess asking /v/ to think about what they're doing for a minute is just too much.

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>>383046217
Everything's on sale when you refuse to be bound by law.

Enjoy slavery, pleb.

This autistic madman is going to retake the oldschool 80s dungeon crawlan gaems back from the Japanese, who are the only devs still making that kinda game in current year

>>383044985
What game is this? Are you doing a play through of Wizardry 8? I've completed 6 and 7 recently but I haven't spoiled myself about 8. 8 is the best out of all the Wizardry games from what I've seen so I'm hyped.

>>383041916
>Get a CS degree
>Work a 3rd party IT company under IBM
>Get Salary wage
>Work 40 hours a week, sometimes less depending on traffic
>Never buy anything
>Cook own food
>2 years later, infinite money

It's not hard anon. Just know you have to be very alone.

>>383046245
I've played Avernum 1 and liked it but Geneforge looks too dated to me.

>>383037567
What LP are you referring to? I wish to see.

>>383046245
I personally prefer Geneforge to Avernum. It's like the oldschool Fallouts + Pokemon, kind of.

The story is pretty neato, too. You(an apprentice "shaper," wizards who create pokeman things) wash up on an island full of sentient pokemans that see you as a god-figure.

>>383037864
>I say all this with confidence because I have been playing my game 12 hours a day for two months
I don't know guys, if a developer can play their own game that much and not be absolutely sick of it then it has to be good, right?

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>>383046398
>>383046551
JOKE'S ON YOU, FAGGOTS. YOU'RE GETTING THE INFERIOR VERSION. I WIN AGAIN HAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHHA

YOUR POOR SAPS CAN'T KEEP UP WITH MY NEANDERTHAL INTELLECT

>>383047117
Then we'll just pirate the patches.

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>>383047117
>this man thinks people can't patch cracked games

>>383046865
No the same anon but it's probably this one https://lparchive.org/Wizardry-IV/

>>383045869
Dorf fortress is the good kind of autism though.

>>383047095
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4Pg9wp1aWg

What kind of creature gets its nutrition from its own farts?

>>383045548
>/v/'s having a kick out of whatever's on the menu right now
>some autist drops by
>/v/'s having a kick out of him and his shenanigans
>Anon gets upset

>>383047253
>>383047283
You can't do that you filthy sapes, these patches will be protected by advanced Neanderthal programming.

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>>383035813
>TFW not creative and witty enough to make this review

>>383047578
Then we'll crack that too, just like we cracked the Neanderthal species.

>>383043941
Where's Wiz8?

>>383046245
I feel like Avadon is trying to be normie bioware shit with 0.1% of the budget. The opposite direction Grimoire seems to be going. Hopefully the avernum 3 remake finds a balance.

>>383047718
Technically, we threw our women at them and bred them out of existence. The same survival strategy modern Europeans are practicing today.

>>383047817
[NEANDERTHAL SCREECHING]

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I'm going to start calling niggers sapes now

I hope it sells thousands of copies. Would be ebin if he actually decides to make another game.

>>383047817
See:
>>383044546

>>383044546
>you will never be this much of an autist to see that the symmetry in their heads is missing
Jesus christ

>>383034719
i legitimately think the artstyle is garbage. Why did this man waste his entire life to make a fucking retarded ass version of wiz8?

>>383034876
When you refund a game, your review is being deleted.
I tested it on TW series before

this guy is a fucking madman and i will buy his fucked up project on his posts alone.

>>383044546
Wizardry 8 is one of the best games in the genre true they went bankrupt doing it but their hard work and passion shows in the game as the masterpiece of the Wizardry franchise.

>>383048493
>This is what cro-fagnons actually believe

1) buy game
2) let it run for 100+ hours or more
3) leave a positive review
4) compare it to wiz8 but say it's inferior

>>383045483
It's a bit of both actually. He's very sarcastic and can be pretty funny at times but he genuinely believes his game is a masterpiece.

Any pirate links yet?

>>383048790

It's not out yet you filthy dumb sape

>>383043941
>600 hours of gameplay

as much as i am a fan of game-hours/dollar value proposition for purchasing games... that just scares me off. no game can feel fresh after hundreds of hours, aside for maybe super-high replayability multiplayer games.
i am gonna uninstall after 100 hours of killing enemies with fireballs in a turn based RPG.

>>383041889
That picture proves WRPGs look like an elderly obese man's arse though

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>there's more hype about buying the game hour one of release and publishing a top-tier Steam review that gets many many likes and thumbs up for visibility than actually playing the game

sounds like the sort of thing that would happen to a game made by an Australopithecus.

>>383048790
oh man this is the best part of insane, self-absorbed developers on the internet

pirating their shit even when i have no interest in playing the game

>>383048938
see here

>>383041831

>>383048790

I'm pretty confident someone on the development team will leak it in the next couple of hours

>>383049618
>development team
Pfhahahahahahahahhaaha

I'm not sure which game is more unsolvable without a guide, Wizardry 4 or Tower of Druaga.

>>383048593
I think the guy would track you down and wear your skull as a hat.

>proposed price
Reminder that Valve has the last word on setting the price and $40 is quite unlikely.

>>383050462
>valve has the last word on setting the price
You fucking what mate

>>383050462
I hope he manages to get it as a 40 buck purchase. I hope he never lets go of the price and refuses to put it on sale for anything less than 10%

I hope he does everything in his power to keep the casual sapes away from his thal masterpiece.

so when is everyone going to report him to valve for being a racist/anti-vaccine/whatever and get him to sperg himself to death

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who would win in a fight

Cleve or Varg?

>>383048938
I guarantee you most people will not see half of the content he's worked on. It's almost as if he developed six games in one.

>>383050891
>You fucking what mate
I don't think Valve lets you sell a crappy iPhone port for $99.99 because they know that shit will get refunded fast. They must have some say.

>>383051132
We've gotten this far. It's been 23 years in the making. Let the game come out and be a disaster on its own.

>>383034719
How much shill
I love Wizardy and old Might and Magic

>>383051132
It's more fun to watch him spas out when his shit game flops.

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why is rpgcodex full of cucks

>sapes
It's not funny when you say it.

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>>383051159
varg actually killed a man and this is literally a picture of cleve

>>383051159
>Who would win in a fight a chubby fat lap dog or a rabid street dog
Cleve is a fucking virgin

>>383049038
looks better than any JRPG of the time

>>383051648
I HAVE A WIFE AND A SON, CRO-FAGNON

>>383051401
>20 years of writing
I guarantee it's generic kitchen sink fantasy tripe too

>>383051526
Why is he having this tourist bellt bag thing? That's so white people.

>>383051164
The games probably wouldn't be purchased in the first place but you do have kind of a point.

But I am sure if some retarded autist decide to put his game for 40$, they wouldn't say no because Valve has zero quality control on their games, any crap can hit the steam store for any price it seems

>>383051751
The only way australian spergs get laid is with ugly midget south asian mailbrides, it would be funny to learn this guy has a filipino wife and an eliot rogers tier son

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>>383034719
but what about the people who wanted a physical version?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDyXSCd2Lp0

>>383045196

jesus, what a fucking dickwad

i'm pirating his shitty game for sure now

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>>383051806
Wrong again, ape.

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>>383051401
What the fuck is this hero worship shit? Who is this faggot ass dev? Why does he think I'd pay 40 bucks for his ancient ass snes game? Why is he acting like it's the best thing ever made just because he wasted a huge chunk of his finite life making an idiotic rpg from 1991?

literally what

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>>383051729
it miraculously looks worse than dragon quest

>>383052185
Just look at the math, champ
>>383043941
It's the best game ever, like it or not

>>383052178
Is that fucking a furbait portrait?

>>383052221
Now you're just being pedantic.

>>383052185
>hero worship

Nah. Some people genuinely hope that the game will be good, but the thing you mistook for hero worship is actually mocking.

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>>383052221
how do i reach this level of delusion?

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>>383052564
a year earlier, dragon quest v looked better

This game almost looks good but it has that gay-ass combat system where you give all your commands at once and then sit and watch a full round of combat. This honestly ruins any Wizardry-inspired games for me, even EO has this shit.

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>>383052564

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>>383052564
SMT looks better than that shit too

>>383052564
What I love about M&M is that half the sprites look like they were made as some part of developer in-joke.

>>383052738
DQV didn't even have moving sprites in battles

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>>383043941
>total hours of play
>600+
if this isn't the main story i'm not impressed

>>383052359
>quantity = quality
Skyrim would be a masterpiece by your logic.

This reminds me that I bought Eye of the Beholder during GOG's summer sale. Really need to get around to playing it.

>>383052178
LotR reference, Holy Grail reference, Castlevania reference. Did you write the text with a procedural fantasy text generator? I think I like dwarf fortress's a little more.

20 years literally down the drain. Poor guy.

>>383054279
Also jojo reference am i right

>>383054694
The game was probably ready 15 years ago but he has been waiting to release it. There's something behind this what he wont tell. Nobody in their right mind will spend this long for simple dungeon crawler. Make maps, populate them with 'monsters'...it's pretty simple game loop in the end.

>>383045196
no cleve is the one with a huge bulge in his pants

>>383054896
are you not familiar with ulilillia? this guy is probably just autistic as fuck

>>383042829
This post killed me

>>383054896
He made over 200 maps. I can spend 20 hours and only get like 2 minutes of content going in level editors. And that's without having to do the art, content, and programming.

I think he just didn't know when to stop and call it a day. If he started mapping linearly starting from the beginning of the game, he fucked up.

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If any sape is interested in trying out the demo from 2013 before spending 40 bucks on something he might or not might like, here it is:

filedropper DOT COM SLASH grimoiredemov131

Enjoy.

God, fuck you you subhuman chink Moot and your retarded anti-spam system!

How many people are gonna get into dungeon crawlers because of this hype?
Not neccessarily Grimoire, other games from the genre

If this game is really 600+ hours of actual main story content, I will be really impressed.

As someone with a friend who obsesses over D&D campaigns, I'm actually really interested to see the result of 25 fucking years of autism. If he really has just been expanding on this game for that long, I think I might understand why he's so confident.

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I'll pirate it.

>>383056123
I'd like to see a good modern dungeon crawler, but aside from the Legend of Grimrock games, we've never had one. And this is certainly not breaking the mold.

>>383056267
NO NO YOU WONT

NOOOO YOUUU WOONNNTT!!!!

>>383056123
2

>>383056267
Sachiko I'm kissing you right there

>>383056267
t. (((sape)))

>>383056239
>If he really has just been expanding on this game for that long

Don't believe his lies. Watch >>383035276.

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>>383052925
Some of them literally were like pic related was an infamous reviewer that gave M&M2 a bad review because she couldn't figure out a puzzle at the end of the game. M&M3 had fully animated sprites you could see ahead of you and attack before reaching the same tile at a time when just about everything was pop up encounters for JRPGs. They were all localized for Japan as well.

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>>383056239

>>383056859
He's so full of shit
Appropriate, since that's what his game looks like

I'm so confused. Is this game even real or is it just a scam?

>>383057003
Who knows. If tomorrow ends with no game to be found, we'll finally know it for sure.

>>383056982
funny to think that was 5 years ago

>>383056982
He may be a cynical asshole but he really knows his shit, trust me.

>>383037567

Wizardry 4 sounds both fucking amazing and awful at the same time. Devs nowadays complain about adding shit that a chunk of players would never see, can you imagine the balls it takes to make a sequel that demands absolute mastery of the previous games and then some?

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>>383056859
>210,000

>>383057003
There's a real game in there somewhere. I played a playable demo. It was the clunkiest shit imaginable and plays exactly like it looks.

How much of it is a scam and smoke and mirrors is yet to be seen.

>>383056982
>>383057289
Stop fighting your lust for Grimoire, Anon, you know you desire this game more than any other that you have ever played. You are afraid of commitment, perhaps of being hurt again. This will be the greatest bro-love you have ever known ten minutes after you begin to play. You will strip naked and run through the streets with underwear on your head the day afterwards beating on doors and yelling my name. That is just after seeing the main menu.

>>383056859

Sometimes I wonder what type of game I'd make if I sunk literally everything I had into it until the brink of maddness like the dwarf fortress.

>>383037567
>>383043857
>it was never remade

Nigga that shit has a PS1 version.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0SWOZAN-7U

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>>383057003
it's real I'm playing through the demo right now,just found a stick that you find by resting in a random dead end inside the starting forest area

>>383056859
Can he go five fucking seconds without bringing up the Neanderthal shit?

I hope somebody has a rip up tomorrow.

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>>383034876
oy goy fuck-off !

>>383058097
>just found a stick that you find by resting in a random dead end inside the starting forest area
Damn, and this only by playing the demo? How can other RPGs even compete?

>>383046851
Geneforge 1 is very dated, but it's perfectly playable. The games get more and more updated as the series goes on too, so that Geneforge 5 feels a lot like Avernum: Escape from the Pit in terms of layout and graphics and stuff

>>383058097
marcy is my waifu

>600 hours of play possible in a single game
>244+ Maps in the game to explore!
>Turn-Based strategic combat
>144 context sensitive magic spells
>14 races, 15 professions, 50 skills
>64 intelligent NPCs with 8000+ Words in Vocabulary
>Full Sentence Communication with NPCs
>240+ monsters each with special powers and defenses
>1000+ items, Carry Containers, Global Party Inventory
>30 conditions, from Confusion to Disease & Lycanthropy
>Automapping, Autowalking, Autohealing
>Global Map Atlas With Position Marker
Quest Journal, Hint Prompting, Help Facility, Mini-Quests
>Complex LockPicking Interfaces for Doors & Chests
>Challenging Puzzles and Rich Interactive Dungeons
>Browsable Character Library for up to 100 characters
>Up to 12 Commented Postage Stamped Savegames
>Multi-themed GUI and customizable screen layouts

>>383058345
i meant aeslin

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>>383058191
I know right,there was a certain saying you could say toward this fairy that get's her to join you but I forgot what it was

>>383058191
You can find a crab and give it a shell and gain 4000 experience for it

>>383055212
>>383055563
Watching Ullillia gives me a headache etc. My former colleague was highly functioning autist with ocd. He literally couldn't leave the office if he still had tasks to do. He stayed at the office every day until 10-11pm at least. And the way he spoke, only that gave me stress. He seemed to do every deadline without stress and now he is in management position but still spends his time at the office slaving away while his wife waits at home with a kid. (Industry related to games). I don't like these kind of people because they are not human and I don't understand where the fuck all that energy comes from. As if he was never tired. There was always just one thing in his mind: the current work related issues and work task.

>>383037567
Wizardry IV is an in-joke like 99% of the time. It's enjoyable as fuck if you're not a kid in the 80's trying to get through it blind. The true ending is one of the funniest joke endings I've seen ever done in games or any other media, it comes so out of nowhere and requires you to solve such a bullshit puzzle that I've spent a week just laughing about it after finally getting it. Some of the gags in-game are also really funny, even the more murderous ones, and the bit where devs just throw all their IRL friends in as kings and queens is one of the most breathtaking no fucks given moments I've ever seen. This scenario is like a complete middle finger to everything dungeon crawl-related ever. It may not be fun on the battle-to-battle basis, but you have to admire its inventiveness at the very least.

>>383058097
Look at based Lars getting all that pussy for himself

>>383058274
How does Escape from the Pit compare to the original Avernum? I'll check out Geneforge at some point, the UI just looked unappealing on some video I watched so haven't gotten into it yet.

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lmao

>>383058806
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT

>>383058806
Just call him a stupid sape and move on.

>>383056121
good lord that was fucking terrible. lasted all of 5 minutes until the UI pissed me off

>>383056123
i might play etrian odyssey and pirate this faggot's game

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>>383058603

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Will it be moddable?

>>383059024
That's because your inferior brain just couldn't handle it. Only true Neanderthals will understand and appreciate the game's genius.

>>383059024
Are you ok?

>>383058806
>retarded sape criticizing Cleve

>>383058794
Honestly, there's no reason to play the original Avernum when EFTP exists, since it's almost exactly the same game but with fewer bugs, better graphics and more content. Avernums 1-3 aren't really worth playing anymore, since 1 and 2 have been remade, and 3 will likely come out in the near future (4-6 is a separate trilogy and worth playing though).

Geneforge looks like ass and I don't blame anyone for passing it up, but it's got a really interesting storyline and gameplay mechanics, you just have to steel for yourself for how painfully outdated the first game looks (it's also pretty basic too, in the sense that there's like 3 spells in the entire game or something)

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>>383057992
Not to mention a PC remake bundled with 5.
Finishing 4 even adds Werdna to the character roster in 5, complete with amulet.

>>383058097
>year of our lord 2017
>forest is made out of cardboard

>>383059235
>>383059236

It's. just. shit.

>>383058794
They dumbed it down and it still looks like shit.

>>383059108
You already play EO, and you don't play it because you like RPGS, you play it because you're a trap loving pedophile.

>>383059248
Thanks a lot. I'll check out the Avernum 2 remake as well. I've only played the first one ages ago. Can't remember encountering any bugs in that game but it was really annoying to keep track of all the quests you got manually. The in-game note taking system was ass and could only record dialogue from NPCs if you used it IIRC.

>>383057992
haven't all the wizardry games been remade like a hundred times? i've literally played the first one on the wonderswan.

>>383059532
typical cro-fagnon

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>>383056859
i want this game

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>>383058191
sticks are no joke!

>>383059720
They removed the point buy skill system and replaced it with a retarded linear skill tree. You can get the avernum 6 pack for the price of one of the remakes.

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>All these HOMOsaps who are too dumb to realize perfection when it's staring them right in the face.
I'd pity you, if you weren't so damn indignant. Tomorrow you will be here and whine about how video games suck now while I'll enjoy the greatest CRPG ever to be conceived.

>>383048602
>he genuinely believes his game is a masterpiece
he should if he's been making it for over 20 years

>>383037418
Evil uncle then.

>>383059720
Yeah, I mean Avernum itself is a remake of Exile, so EFTP is actually the third time it's been remade. It also has stuff like quest journals now, and also moving around the map is a lot easier.

I wish Jeff would remake the earlier Geneforge games, but he's old and slow these days (at least Avadon is finally out of the way with though, wasn't really impressed with that series too much)

>>383059876
are you memeing as cleve? for god's sake I hope so because that demo is rubbish

>>383056859
>full blown Neanderthal derangement
This fucking guy

>>383060363
Any mention of superior Neanderthals or calling someone a cro-fagnon in this thread is just shitposting and mocking Cleve.

>>383060478
thank god, I was worried for a second. please everyone in the thread play that demo. Its fucking terrible

>>383041889
GOT A PASS? OK, GO AHEAD

>>383060654
Can you go into more detail about what's so bad about it?

>>383060654
Enlighten us, o' Homo sapiens, why is it bad?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDyXSCd2Lp0

>>383044546

Why does he keep calling himself a neanderthal?

>>383061146
Because he thinks they were super smart and superior to homo sapians. He also claims that he himself is super smart. Therefore he is a Neanderthal and all you stupid fucking sapes better learn your place.

>>383061146
Already answered in this thread you sape-shit.

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>>383061072
>In GrimWaH~... you can ride on turtles
Post YFW

>>383060654
It's coming out tomorrow, at this point I don't want to spoil the experience.

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>>383061452

>>383061146
meme along race "realists" that Neanderthal was the superior subspecies due to having a better brain cavity, and that nasty "straight outta africa" sapiens2 outbred and assimilated them, like current day brown people are doing to mighty whitey

>>383061146
SAPIES GET OUT

>>383056121
this better not be batch russian viruses

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>>383061452

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>>383061452

What's depressing is that this is the closest thing to a proper WRPG We've had in years.

>>383061146
Because Melonheads changed his DNA to be 100% Neanderthal. So he is smarter than any other human, but because of this he was also bullied as a kid since everyone is racist against his kind.

>>383046217
>that last line
Ok he is just trolling.

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>>383061452

>>383061072
for how much autistic gloating he does you'd think he'd make the fonts not eyerapingly bad and hard to look at