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Time for this again, how would you save the princess?
Draw the solution.
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>>381269296
Time to shitpost my hilarious oc drawings about video games again. Fuck you faggot
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Just walk to the left and grab her
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>>381269296
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>>381270773
I'm in the mood for a new game of thief. Any good custom levels I should be aware of?
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>>381270963
What?
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>>381272661
Sorry, I can't help, I'm just a noob who just finished The Sword for the first time. There was an infographic on /vr/ tho, I've seen it a day or two ago.
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>>381270773
Ha.
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not video game
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>>381273318
>rescue princess with video game powers
>not video games
if the next words out of your mouth involve /qst/ i swear to god
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>>381272969
I literally just finished the X2 fight against zero.
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welp here goes nothing
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This is what 4 years of art school were for.
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>>381273729
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>>381273897
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>>381273990
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FUCK
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>>381273897
top lel
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>>381273897
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>>381274402
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>>381273990
mash that space bar nigger
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>>381269296
Psssh… Nothin Personnel… Kid…
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>>381274552
fug
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>>381272637
>not using aerial dash before touching the spikes
is like you want to hit the ceiling of the pilar
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>>381269296
Why don't more games have swing mechanics?
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>>381275012
you're going to hit the spikes anon
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I didn't make this
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>>381275089
It's a rubber line, i can make it shorter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDt4ulUnBrc
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>>381274804
aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>381275204
i didnt remember you could make it shorter that fast
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>>381275290
>>381274804
>>381274552
>>381274402
>>381273990
>>381273729
>TryingTooHard.exe
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>>381275290
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>>381275012
won't you just swing into the spikes
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rotating platform
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>>381275418
>NofunAllowed.gif
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I can't draw it, but blow self and take damage, then use iframes to walk over the spikes.
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>>381269296
Easy.
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>>381273027
Ha, clever
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>>381275703
God, I wish I could play it again for the first time, but without all the glitches and framerate issues.
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Time Fcuk this shit
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>>381276274
Steven doesn't teleport though.
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BIONIC
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>>381273537
nice
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>>381275967
This is how you do it
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Over 9000 hours in mspaint
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>>381276345
he switches the shit
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>>381276193
What's it called? I might give it a shot
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>>381276532
Hiw does he get out?
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>>381276596
he jumps and switches
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[Naruto music intensifies]
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>>381276480
Holy chatanooga with 9 kinds of dip!
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>>381269296
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>>381276624
So he just sends the princess right back?
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>>381269296
Try turning the obstacle sideways so you can jump across, then make sure your pickpocket skill is level 99.
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>>381276729
dont ask me, i just made a stupid picture
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>>381270963
bumping this thread just for you nigger
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>>381276541
Hollow Knight, it's a really good castlevania.
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>>381276778
Well pick a different character then you nigger, like maybe guppy or ???.
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>>381276840
im talking about time fcuk dude, not the binding of issac
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BUT THE PRINCESS GOT A FUCKING DICK OR NOT
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>>381276480
>Manipulates gravity after exiting blue portal
Sorry anon I think my way is more practical.
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>>381276831
Urgh, metroidvania. Whatever, I'm high and tired leave me alone
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>>381274435
best in thread
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>>381276996Mods cannot be enabled until you completed the vanilla campaign.
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>>381269296
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>>381276660
Fuck what's this game called again? I remember playing this so long ago.
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>>381269296
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It's very artistically fulfilling to see the image i drew still being used to make all these amazing pictures.
But now papa's home.
ARE YOU MAGGOTS READY TO SEE HOW THIS IS DONE?
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>>381269296
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Kinda proud of this one.
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This again?
better ask while the thread is hot then, we lewd the princess already?
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>>381277863
FIRST YOU ASSUME THE POSITION.
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This thread reeks of reddit
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I spent more time than was necessary on this.
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>>381276734
Fuck (You) you stole my idea while I was making it, and did it better >>381277990 <- Me
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>>381278209
>stop creating content, we need more space for e celeb threads
fuck off
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>>381278156
SCREAMIN EAGLES
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>>381278375
fuck I was working on that one. You dick.
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>>381278386
>did it better
>shittily copy pasted jpgs off of google
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>>381274435
Noice
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>>381278595
I'm saying that person did it better, not me. My shitty copy pasted jpgs are charming, however.
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>>381278519
Oh you know which way were going.
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>>381278375
>get to collect and grow cyber elves for unique powers
>game penalizes you for it
T-Thanks Capcom
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>>381278386
>>381278595
Worms is obvious for threads like this and quick to draw besides. There's nothing even remotely high effort in mine.
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>>381279030
Hadn't seen a worms one before in a few of these threads, figured I'd throw something together quick to potentially cause someone to exhale out of their nose slightly harder than usual. Sorry gate keeper.
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>>381273897
Wonderful.
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>>381278875
oh son of a bitch
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>>381278290
Oh. Someone made it before me...
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>>381279517
I'll spot you, bud.
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>>381276734
>not making the bridges on a \/ shape and jumping so you don't have to take a turn with flamethrower
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>>381279624
thanks man.
now lets see what this shop has to offer...
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>>381279517
I'VE GOT YOU NOW YOU SON OF A BITCH!
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>>381279624
>>381280197was this samefag or not
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>>381280197
Buy two ukuleles.
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>>381280197
yeah, im just buying the dlc. the ukelele looks like junk, and i have a feeling that gun is bad news.
>>381280359nope
>>381280383
thats ridiculous. ive only got two arms.
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>>381280483
Is that all you got?
Im looking for some glasses... Lens Maker's Glasses to be more specific.
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>>381280483
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>>381276495
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>>381278290
>>381279548
You're not thinking hard enough
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>>381271223
this guy gets it
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>>381280483
>That gun
Gimme a sec to pull out a FAT STACK O' CASH
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>>381281070
Damn
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>>381281070
Mine's technically different, but eh.
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>>381280483
You know what to do.
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lets engage this wench in conversation
>>381280676
>Yup, sorry dude. that's all i've got. I think there's another shopkeep on the other side of the labyrinth with what your looking for though.
>>381281189
>>381281616
>oooohohoho, believe me dude, you do NOT want that thing. i used to be in the princess biz myself. had to get past a big ass robot. tried using that thing, ended up like this.
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>>381281684
Disregard saleswoman's(?) advice; buy 2 along with the boss DLC
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Why is he so surprised, /v/?
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>>381275703
here, i have my own shitty version
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>>381281798
>dont say i didnt warn you bro. heres hopin you havent got an itchy trigger finger, or your gonna have to find new work.
awwright, now were packin a sidearm and... some sort of musical instrument.
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>>381282131
No more delays, get to the boss!
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>>381282131
and would you look at that, the kind of treatment i deserve. now lets go kick this bonus bosses ass.
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>>381282216
>inb4 it's something russia related
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spend your money on HP potions
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>>381274435
ma nigga
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>>381282216
Use the gun on the boss, then fuck him
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WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE SOLD OUT
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>>381278437
I think he meant it as reposts of reposts of reposts
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>>381282216
enter the boss room already.
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>>381283082
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>>381283082
UH OH
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>>381283145
But I posted OC itt
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nearly 200 replies and no lewds yet, this might help.
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>>381269296
Anyone have the minecraft one?
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>>381269296
>>381278375
Shiet, what chips do I use?
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>>381281070
how do you make these
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>>381284704
AreaGrab x2
Boomerang
Meteor
As many +Atks as you can fit
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>>381284704
Princess.EXE a cute.
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>>381283398
yeah sorry, had an errand to run. give me a bit to draw this bad boy and well be ready to dance
>>381283082
>yeah, some other guy came through and cleaned me out.
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>>381284935
are you sure the chips types can match?
>>381284704
1 area grab, 2 swords, shuffle the rest.
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>>381276419
this guy gets mobile gamig
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>>381281969
she doesn't have a dick
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>>381285758
Just register the Meteors
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>>381284982
what? tedward the ceiling duck? the fuck are you doing here?
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>>381286282
fucking hell forgot image
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>>381286381
no time to question it, just start launching rockets at it.
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>>381286381
jump on its beak
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>>381286880
THATS A VERY GOOD IDEA.
THIS IS NOT TEDWARD THE TUTORIAL DUCK.
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>>381286837
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>>381286951
>1
so there's more of this shit
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>>381269296
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>>381286951
following the first instinct, its probably the best idea to just shoot the damn thing.
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>>381287508
you can't make a sjw and not include the glasses.
also i unironically prefer the princess with that hair color.
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>Save the princess thread
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>>381278375
Fuck you too.
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>>381287870
Oolong?
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Look, I'm just here for when people start posting lewd, binary brush, stick princesses
So someone (you) me when that starts happening.
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>>381288127
This counts? >>381284306
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>>381278910
Just play MMZ3 anon. It's super easy though.
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>>381287459
its almsot insulting how easy that thing died.
maybe the next boss will be more interesting.
the hell is this?
the mechanism whirs to life.
>GREETINGS AND SALUTATIONS CONTESTANT!
>are you ready for QUUUUUUSTION NUMBER ONE?!
>whats marios last name?
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>>381288429
Mario.
He's Mario Mario. Mr. Mario.
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>>381269296
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>>381288429
Mario.
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>>381288429
BLOW IT UP
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>>381288427
Every MMZ besides the 1st is easy.
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>>381288705
>MMZ2
>easy
Anon...
I know the final boss of MMZ2 is the easiest in the series, but the rest of the game is so much harder than 1.
Holy fuck those bug brothers. Fuck. True final boss.
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>>381288551
>>381288546
>WELL ILL BE, HES GOT IT!
>But can he get QUESSSSSTION NUMBER TWO?
>whats the name of the nintendo power contest winner who owns a secret room in a link to the past?
>no using google now!
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>>381288729
real subtle, anon
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>>381270702
That's exactly what I'll be doing to my xbox ones when the new Xbox One X drops!
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>>381289031
Chris Houlihan
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>>381289031
Chris Houlihan.
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>>381288029
Yes?
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>>381289145
>alright then mr video game EXPERT, if your so CLEVER, then youll have no problem with QUESTION NUMBER THREEEEE!
>whats the name of the man in the picture that got Halo 2's rating bumped up?
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>>381289568
Is it really you or are you just someone posting old CYOA images?If you were really Oolong you'd post a drawing of this new Princess with big ol hips
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>>381289568
i thought you didn't had anything in stock anymore.
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>>381289764
Fuck it, shoot him with the sex gun
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>>381289568
Here's 25 Copper. What can I get for it?
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>>381289764
fick this trivia.
SHOOT THE FUCKER WITH THE RAY GUN
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>>381289764
CHUCKY!
IT WAS THE PICTURE FOR THE .ASS ERROR THAT HAD HIM MOONING!i cannot believe i know that.
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>>381289764
Shit I should know this..... David Canland I think
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>>381289764
ass man
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>>381289973
COPPER COINS?!?!?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
lady, here are 7 solid golden bars.
i want some spell books and a ebony sword
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>>381290048
>>381290095
>thats...
>thats correct.
>THATS ENTIRELY CORRECT.
>NO ONE GETS THAT ONE CORRECT.
>YOU CHEATED.
>CHEATERCHEATERCHEATERCHEATERCHEATERCHEATER
uh oh
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>>381289892>>381290034
No, save that something for important
Just coordinate a meeting between a rocket and his ass
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>>381290240
forgot pic
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>>381290253
Shoot him with the sexifier gun before he goes nuclear.
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>>381290253
YOU HAVE A CHANCE NOW.
BLAST HIM
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>>381290253
CROCKET TIME
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>>381290240
I mean, I got some of that too.
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>>381288429
bros
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>>381290253
PLAY THE UKULELE
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>>381288427
Speaking of MMZ3, AH HA
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>>381290508
you say something?
i cant hear you because all this fucking gold
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2 drawfags so far in the thread, how long since we get lewds?
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>>381273537
I miss this game already
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>>381290929
Not long enough. I like slightly suggestive, but mainly plot.
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>>381290687
I couldn't notice your post over all of this gold
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>>381291061
look, i dont care who has more gold, the lady is waiting for us to buy some shit.
i want all your sepllbooks and some ebony weapons like swords and shields.
and if my lad here want something, i want it too
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>>381276708
Unfinished but good concept
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>>381289775
it's me
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>>381290361
>>381290379
well, the gun works. now your terrified AND aroused
>so, PAL, while were on video games, whaddya know about HACK AND SLASH?!?
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>>381291390
this is good, if you take further requests.
do you mind drawing this? >>381284306
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>>381291447
Hack and slash? Quite a bit.Dodge under the saws and her legs and hear the next Q.
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>>381269296
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>>381291447
FIRE ROCKET LAUNCHER
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>>381291447
CROKET
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>>381291447
Time for a run in with an old friend who saves the day?!
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>>381291390
What happens if I take off her skirt?
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i'm not posting it again
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>>381272746
You're just a fucking tumor
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>>381291836
It would be extremely painful
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>>381291447
call upon our old friend and hated enemyTHE OVERLOADING MAGMA WORM
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>>381269296
You need a new scenario you fuck.
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>>381288548
great
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>>381291545
I got an idea
gimmie a minute
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>>381289584
nice
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>>381292167
You are the Inverted Princess and you must save Inverted Anon, what do?
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Literally (metaphorically) 3 hours on paint
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>>381288548
Pretty good.
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What do I win?
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>>381291390
Could you draw this one? >>381284306
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>>381292167
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>>381292579
>forgot image
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>>381291570
>>381291589
>>381292124
well, thats half her arms off with one shot.
>hehe... er... listen pal, maybe we got off on the wrong foot here...
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>>381292761
Blow off the legs.
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>>381292761
soothe them with the ukulele
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>>381292761
offer to trade for each other's hats
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>>381292115
she's got big hips
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>>381293000
For you.
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>>381292761
SHOT
LEG
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>>381292761GET THAT ASS OUTTA THERE
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Wasted too much time on this
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>>381293180
>>381292986
>>381292867
>>381292810
theres no chance to do much of anything.
repaying the debt he owed you after you saved his life in vietnam, the overloading magma worm makes his appearence.
as soon as he came, hes gone. someday, you will owe him in turn.
>BOSS 2 DEFEATED!
>I really should have quit while i was AHEAD!
>haha... but seriously can you carry me? im kinda stuck.
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>>381293579
Sure, carry her for now.
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>>381293579
sure, she could still work later
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>>381293579
sure.
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Nothing personal
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>>381293634
>>381293735
>>381293745
there's now a grinning robot head in your inventory.
sweet.
moving ahead, you find some sort of titanic stone monster blocking the path. it appears to be playing solitaire.
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>>381294347
play solitaire with it
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>>381277065
>Urgh, metroidvania. Whatever, I'm high and tired leave me alone
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>>381288548
>this post
Holy crap this is godly!
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>>381294016
nice
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>>381294440
is that a motherfucking-
M-MASAKA
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>>381294347
Blow up his head crystal.
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>>381293503
berry nice. Have a (You)
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>>381294791
he's just playing solitaire
no need to disturb him
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>>381294525RISK OF PRECIPITATION
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OK there we are
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well might as well post this one too, since the thread died just as i posted it.
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>>381294347
ask him if he wants to play blackjack or poker
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>>381294347
Ask to play Blackjack with him
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>>381288548
>You will never be this good at worms
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>>381294926
What if he uses his cards as a weapon when we get close?
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>>381295136
Very nice.
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>>381291565
FUCKING
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSS
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>>381294791
huh.
he remains silent.
>>381295213
>>381295207
>>381294408
>can i... help you?
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>>381294525
Mariel you're a genuine fucking loser. Kill yourself. No one likes you and your stupid OC. How do you not get that?
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>>381295136Those hips aren't wide enough.
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>>381295425
forgot image
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>>381295518
Ask him to impart knowledge unto us.
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>>381295136
That is really good.
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>>381295425
Ask more clearly if he wants to play blackjack, but this time make it a SHAOLIN SHOWDOWN. Wager the talking Robot head.
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You fucking autistic dim wits. The spikes are big enough to just walk between them.
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>>381290929
Shit. Make this thread tomorrow or whatever and I'll try to participate. I haven't drawn in ages
pic related is the last thing i've drawn for a cyoa thread
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>>381295574
though the gaurdian lacks eyes, you can almost see his weary expression.
>look, its been a very long day and im trying to relax. just move on.
>>381295608
you wager the robot head.
>heya gary!
>charlie? you look... different.
>yeah, helmet head heres got a neat gun! before he blew me up i had a pretty sweet rack!
>i see.
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>>381295909
Well, shit.
Keep moving I guess, no need to bother the guy during his time off.
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>>381295136
>>381295719
this is great, we are getting the attention of the draw anons again.
soon we will get lewd stuff>>381295156
like this.
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>>381294453
Are you upset because they are high or because they said "Urgh, metroidvania" ?
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>>381295719
>gender: ?
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>>381294525
>>381295468
ahahaha
d a i l y r e m i n d e r
http://www.strawpoll.me/10316244
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>>381295909
kick the cards and move along
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spoilers
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>>381295909
Find picture.
And then use the ray on Gary.
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>>381273537
Nice
>tfw Takumi will never be able to make the Phoenix Wright crossover that he wanted to
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>>381269296
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>>381296014
>>381296273
>>381296470
>well, we'll just mosey on
>sure. tell francois i said hi.
you have no idea whats going on. it looks like the gaurdian will let you by.
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Don't worry fellas, I got this one.
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>>381296598
Sexy ray Gary the Boss 3.
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>>381269296
Wait a minute, that column....It has a mural!
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>>381296598
you kick the cards as you pass by, and walk towards the next room.
gary lets out a stony sigh.
charlie chats amiably, with no sign of her earlier rage.
>your gonna like francois. hes a pretty nice guy. im sure he wont give you too much trouble.
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>>381296698
oh shit yeah forgot
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>>381296778
How disgusting. A copy of a classic roman pose drawn by a thiccposter
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ez game
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>>381296820
plot twist: francois is an asshole
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>>381297195
Honestly we deserve it for being a dick to Gary.
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>>381297195
>>381296916
>>381297276
transitions because its getting laaate and i cant design a character im happpy witthhhh
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>>381294525
>horsefucker
>spic
Literally boco
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*teleports above u*
pshh nothin personnel kid
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>>381297378
You throw a sexybeam behind you without looking, and hear a very deep sigh.
as you enter the next room, (passing the deadly overthinking trap), you find...
hehehehe
hahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>well, thats a fine how do you do.
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so is there a drawanon in here willing to draw lewds?
>>381297731
just pass through and pretend nothing happened
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>>381297731
Shoot with sexy gun, seduce with ukulele song
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>>381297731
>short
>thick
Use the ray gun, use it now.
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>>381297731
confirm if he's an asshole
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>>381269296
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>>381269296
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>>381297731
Trade your ukulele for his outrageous hat.
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>>381269296
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>>381296446
Thanks for reminding me of pic related
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>>381298340
I don't think that's a fair trade
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>>381298040
>>381298127
you use the gun.
francois looks peeved.
>are you quite finished fooling around, or are we going to fight?
you attempt to serenade on the ukelele, but what do you sing?
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>>381298907
Two ukuleles?
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>>381298956
A midi version of any Linkin Park song.
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>>381298956
Do freebird
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>>381298956
SNAKE EATER
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>>381298956
zelda lullaby.
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>>381295136
Liar, your dress did nothing, they are just as big.
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>>381298956
Lovin' You
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLMYcqBmiX8
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>>381299187
>>381299069
>>381299049
>>381299052
you elect to sing ALL OF THEM AT ONCE.
this is usually enough to blow the panties off of any woman within 5 miles.
francois seems unfazed.
>do you know what happens to most princess-seekers who end up with that raygun?
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>>381269296
I save her by turning the platform challenge into an open world.
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>>381295136
Wait a second, are you a dullahan? why your had can come off?
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>>381299329
They attempt to summon a persona with it.
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>>381299329
This BETTER end with futa x female
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>>381299329
They make tender love to the 4'0 gal with the nice axe and swanky hat?
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>>381299329
they end up becoming the waifu themselves and get screwed by the next adventurer?
since this is obviously not working, just rocket jump and keep running
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What now?
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>>381284704
God bless you anon
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>>381299228
Heh, i get it, because you used the wrong outcome of the portal theory.
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>>381299556
>>381299515
>>381299443
>>381299414
>they shoot everything in sight powered only by lust, and eventually turn the gun on themselves.
>they wander the labyrinth, doomed to become shopkeepers, and once their stock is bought out, they leave and return to hub town changed men.
>why did you think there were so many brothels?
>anyway, the path you walk is one that has been walked before, yadda yadda.
>im not going to try and stop you, im just going to offer a little warning
>also, whatever you did to charlie was damned loud and i hope hes alright.
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Oh no! A demon has taken a new princess hostage. How do you save her?
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>>381299854
DRAWFAG HAS TO GO IT IS 2 AM
SEE YOU ALL IN FUTURE
I LEAVE YOU WITH THE FINAL PICTURE FROM A PREVIOUS THREAD
PLEASE LEAVE ADVICE ON MAKING MY SHIT ART BETTER
KBBY I LOVE U ALL MWA
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>>381299854
I personally don't see the problem with any of this. Anyway, on to the next boss.
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>>381299854
Trash the gun right this moment.
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>>381299970
This, we can't dick the sexy denizens of the dungeon without a dick.
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>>381299942
Thanks senpai.
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>>381299919
wait a minute that princess
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>>381299562
hollow knight solution again
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>>381289568
i require your strongest potions
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>>381300032
Ever heard of strap-ons?
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>>381300045
what about her, anon?
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>>381300141
>can't feel as much
>can't impregnate
TOSS THE GUN
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>>381300179
I'm not so sure she's actually a princess, is all
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>>381300032
>set gun at a lower setting
>shoot self
>you are now a trap
I see no downside
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>>381299854
If that was the case, wouldnt the walls, floors or even you be waifus already
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>>381299854
Ask what happens to anyone who's shot by it twice.
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>>381300032
>>381299970
>these false Shepards DONT want to be the little girl
Shoot ourselves with the ray gun right now.
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>>381300352
The gun has no settings, also traps lack the lower body strength to pump and the upper body strength to do the fun positions.
Traps take dick, they're awful at giving it.
TOSS
THE
GUN
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>>381300559
>toss gun
>some other fucker takes it and starts shooting everything including us
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NOOOOOO DONT LISTEN TO THEM, WE NEED THE GUN.
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>>381300469
We can become the little girl later! Right now, we need to do what we came here to do, which is giving the princess our patriotic cock.
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>>381300668
We could just blow it up with our rocket launcher.
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>>381300469
Firstly we did that last time.
Secondly the gun doesn't change age so being the little girls remains out of reach.
And finally with a dick we can make little girls.
I've considered all options, destroying the gun is our best bet.
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do you guys think we might get better results or worse if we made one of these threads in /b/?
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>>381300803
worse, it would be gore and furshit within the first 5 minutes. Not even the fun furshit, just deviant art tier neon colored OCs
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>>381300761
Then you'd wind up releasing all the energy everywhere and get the same result
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>>381300915
>fun furshit
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>>381269296
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>>381300761
This
Break they cycle, save the princess, grab the gnome and triviabot and get out.
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>>381300915
I see your point, i'm wondering since it's obvious we are going to lewd it sooner or later, but we can't post it here because blue board?
do you think aco would laugh at us if we request the princess there?
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>>381299329
>>381299443
>not futa x futa
into the trash it goes
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>>381301030
>Break the cycleThen take off the VR headset, Gamestop Princess.
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>>381301030
Well hold on, if every solution ever drawn is canon, then there's loads of.heroes who don't find or use the gun. Just ones drawn by This specific drawfag who always shows up for these threads. Also we're on boss 4 of 5 we gotta get that big treasure.
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>>381301179
>wanting more than one dick
you first
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>>381301214
Well we've found and bought the gun, plus anons are already talking about futas and traps.
Do you think we're going to see the end of this dungeon if we keep the gun?
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>>381301359
Futa on futa is objectively, mathematically, scientifically, and quantifiably the straightest and best form of pornography there is.
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>>381301451
>2 dicks is more heterosexual than 1
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>>381301516
>i don't understand how definitions work: the post
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>>381301198
oh shit
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>>381276920
Perfect
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>>381301716
Examine our environment.
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>>381301701
>not side-b dashing to the other side
Fucking casual
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>>381301417
I don't think we'll see the end since the drawfag left.
Has he got a name yet? I see him in these threads but I never know what to call him.
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>>381301516
Let's use a scale to determine how homosexual or not homosexual types of pornography would make a person be if they were to be sexually attracted to.
0 would be standard heterosexual porn.
1 would be homosexual porn of the same sex as the viewer.
-1 would be homosexual porn of the opposite sex as the viewer, as it is essentially is absolute sexual attraction to a sex that is not the same.
Hermaphrodites make up 1.7% of the world population, and for the sake of convenience, let's have the remaining 98.3% be evenly split between males and females, which would be 49.15%.
Finding the average would be adding -1 multiplied by the percentage converted to a standard decimal it would be absolutely not gay to, 0 multipled by the percentage it would be straight to (which means we can ignore this equation as 0 x anything = 0) and 1 multiplied by the percentage of the population it would be homosexual to then divided by 100 to find where it lands on the scale.
Yuri and Gay porn would be gay to females or males respectively, and not gay to hermaphrodites and the opposite sex.
-49.15 + -1.7 + 49.15 = -1.7
-1.7 / 100 = -0.017
Futa on male and Futa on female would be straight to the sexes involved and absolutely not gay to the sex not involved.
-49.15 + 0 + 0
= -49.15 / 100
= -0.4915
Heterosexual porn would be -0.017
Futa on futa is absolute not gay to female and males, and gay to hermaphrodites
=-49.15 + -49.15 + 1.7
= 96.6 / 100
= -0.966
Ergo futa on futa is objectively the straightest porn on average.
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>>381298804
we miss him
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>>381274471
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>>381295245
You forgot to include 2b in that pile of trash
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>>381301757
nigga, it's a Gamestop, what do you expect?
There's a pile of pasta on the floor with some meatballs, a shelf of figurines, and a whole lotta games. It smells like sweat.
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>>381301970
Eat the Spaghetti.
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>>381301854
Has penis, is gay
Next
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>>381301970
Practice your Japanese by reading the text above you.
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>>381301970
eat the pasta off the floor like a fucking animal
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>>381302045
Since you like futa, you must be gay as well. :^)
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Would it be a good idea to go into /aco/ and request the lewds there?
Because we cant get them here.
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>>381302118
I quess, since draw fag left.
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>>381302045
Objectively wrong
http://www.nature.com/news/female-insect-uses-spiky-penis-to-take-charge-1.15064
>female insect possesses penis
ho·mo·sex·u·al·i·ty
ˌhōməˌsekSHəˈwalədē/Submit
noun
sexual attraction to people of one's own sex.
>females are not male
>ergo sexual attraction to females as a male isn't homosexual
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>>381302037
>>381302063
Tastes like shit, and there's a lot of it
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>>381270773
Fucking taffer
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>>381302169
There is one problem with your logic.Futas aren't female.
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>>381302284
Digest and gain volume from the spaghetti.
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>>381302169
shut up faggot
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>>381302350
They're hermaphrodites, which are still not male.
>>381302367
Speak for yourself homo
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>>381302118
yeah, that sounds like a plan, who risks it?
or more like, who gets them?
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>>381302404Still aren't female.
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>>381302469
Which still doesn't disprove my claim that futa on futa is the straightest form of pornography, in fact futa not being males or females is what makes futa on futa the straightest porn on average. :^)
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>>381282492
>death mountain.png
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>>381302359
Strangely enough, you don't feel any louder, just heavier.
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>>381302543
That's actually totally disproving your statement.
>Heterosexuality is being attracted to a gender that is not your own
>Homosexuality is being attracted to your own gender
If that's the case and like you just said, Futanari is neither male, nor female, but its own gender entirely:
>Futa on Futa is 100% gay by what you literally just said
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>>381302613
flash the audience
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>>381302613
I see.
Eat the video games on the high shelf behind you just to ensure this isn't some phenomenon.
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>>381302667
Except my claim is that futa on futa is the straightest form of pornography to be sexually attracted to, much like lesbian porn would be a straight form of pornography to males to be sexually attracted to despite lesbian porn being homosexual porn because of the sexes of the participants.
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>>381295245
y does blue roy have long hair
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>>381302795
I am so glad I will never be this disillusioned.
And no, your claim is:
>futa on futa is the straightest form of pornography
Nothing on desire to see it.
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>>381302613
now that's strange, try taking the hat off to see if your hair has become longer
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>>381297015
underrated
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>>381302893
>I am so glad I will never be this disillusioned.
I am so glad I will always be objectively right.
>And no, your claim is:
>futa on futa is the straightest form of pornography
>Nothing on desire to see it.
Except I also implicated that it was via sexual attraction via calculations of lesbian porn and gay porn.
Sounds like you're just twisting words to me. :^)
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>>381302795
>you will never have to go this far to try and rationalize your fetish
Goddamn it feels good being straight.
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>>381302893
Also,
>Let's use a scale to determine how homosexual or not homosexual types of pornography would make a person be if they were to be sexually attracted to.
>to determine how homosexual or not homosexual types of pornography would make a person be if they were to be sexually attracted to
really makes you think
>>381303070
It does feel good being straight.
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>>381303070
He's not even rationalizing his fetish. He's rationalizing that dicks on women aren't gay. There are plenty of Futafags who don't give a shit about the distinction.
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>>381302739
They're pretty hard to eat, with all the migs and megs of rom they've got in them.
You're not some kind of princess that can just eat anything, are you?
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>>381303192
You know us better than we do. Are you?
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>>381303192
check the figurines on the back, they must be important.
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>>381303175
>He's rationalizing that dicks on women aren't gay
I mean technically it's not. Considering a female insect possesses a penis, of which the keyword here is "female", and sexual attraction is determined by the same sex, of which male and female are not.
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>>381303360
Insects only apply to people sexually attracted to bugs and bugoids and by extension, porn involving them.
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>>381303192
Sounds like you aren't taking big enoughbytes
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>>381303480
Except sex applies to all animals regardless of species.
Male birds don't possess penises nor do they possess XY chromosomes but it's still homosexual to be sexually attracted to them if you're a male.
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We are never going to get the ending to this journey, so what are your guys headcanon ending?
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>>381269296
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>>381303657Incineration.
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>>381269296
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>>381303671
>BWAHAHAHAW
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>>381303309
Looks like the trash you'd find in some weeb's basement.
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>>381303804
That first one on the top left looks pretty thick. Inspect closer.
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>>381303671
Nice.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yW--eQaA2I
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>450 posts
>Scroll through the thread
>Absolutely no porn
?????
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>>381303804
Pick up the top 2.
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>>381271223
underrated
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>>381303901
There's some 'Super Pochari Princess' label on it. How strange.
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>>381276996
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>>381304171This is the part where magic inside each figure imbues your body with qualities of the figure.
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>>381302459
nice
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>>381281070
I'm getting too old for these threads.
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>>381304240
Well, son of a bitch.
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>>381304521
Investigate the other figures to observe their effects upon your body.
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>>381304676
They don't do much, except make that fucking faggot appear.
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>>381304989Eat him.
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>>381304989
Not that faggot again. Why is he always trying to save you when you're in a comfortable spot?
Let's get this over with. Sit on his face or something, maybe he'll get bored and leave eventually
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>>381305068
>>381305027
Anal vore
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>>381269296
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>>381305164
Please no, I have a lot of fetishes but that vast selection does not contain anal vore
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>>381305171
oops now better
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>>381305356
More reason to do it
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>>381305068
That'll teach the fucker. Let's see him try and rescue you now!
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>>381305681
Oh no, an actual faggot is here to save the guy you're sitting on.
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>>381305681
Knowing that he probably enjoys this, obtain more spaghetti, instantaneously digest it, and add more "volume" to your figure whilst still being on top of him
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>>381305681
The gamestop manager is sick of us doing nothing but eating stock and messing around with vr headsets. A rival gamestop princess that can actually sell pre-orders and shift magazine subscriptions appears!
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>>381305984
Some guy in leather comes in, looking like he got the wrong door.
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>>381306282
Give him directions to the leather club
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>>381306282
Hey buddy, you got the wrong door, shitposting club is two blocks downalternatively you can sit on his face too
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>>381306405
You give him the exact directions to the leather club, down to how many steps he'll need to take (assuming his height and gait is average), and resume consuming spaghetti.
He does not take your helpful information very well and looks pretty pissed.
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>>381306686
Perhaps he wants some of your spaghettiDon't give it to him
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>>381306686
Alright, that's it. You can't handle this kind of attitude in your Geimustoppu. Body slam him with your now overly fattened stomach and drown him with your breasts. Continue to binge on spaghetti.
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>>381306839
You've had enough of this interloper and fling your mass at him.
Unfortunately, it has been a while since you practiced your princess body slam technique, and you wind up falling rather short.
That fucking faggot still appears to be alive, despite what you've put him through, and the regular faggot is now mostly confused and bemused.
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>>381307236
Try your princess rolling over someone technique
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>>381307236
Have that faggot leap off your gelatinous mess of a body and jumpkick that nigger in the face
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>>381277664
NAKUSHITEMO
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>>381307327
Your minion quickly obeys, knocking the spit out of that nigger!
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>>381304183
I'm so happy they're back again I dunno if we'll ever have anything quite like the catgirl saga again
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fucking epic
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why dont you just make these threads on /qst/ instead
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>>381288729
B A S E D
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>>381307727
Attempt to get up while watching the suddenly buff fag beat the shit out of the leather club guy.
If he wins, reward him with something special.
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>>381307317
Which is quickly (but not quickly enough) followed by your secret steamroller technique
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>>381275104
shouldn't it be
>2d games
?
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>>381275617
but he posted a png
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>>381269296
Hanged Man...
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>>381276840
what
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>>381308286
Check to see if he's knocked out cold. If he is, reward the anon with something
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>>381289613
>Woooow... What was I supposed to do?
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>>381275703
Nice
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>>381293503
Shake Shake!
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>>381308812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DYje57V_BYmost people come to these threads for the lewds, though
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>>381308646
If the flashing red text is anything to go by, he's out cold.
What should the reward be? Video games?
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>>381303513
no one else seems to, but i appreciate you anon
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>>381308975
Anal
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>>381295620
I forgot. What does that weapon do again?
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>>381308975
Video games, and thensweet, tender, chubby-girl-on-hunky-man cuddling. Nothing lewd.
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>>381304183
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>>381309103
It comes to the anon's attention that there are no monitors, nor consoles to actually play vidya on.
He mentions something about the playstation 3 before exiting this cruel world.
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>>381309514
Now that you have no more friends besides the figurines, spend the rest of your days binging on spaghetti and spontaneously expanding.We've hit bump limit. Thanks for doing this, anon. See you next thread, maybe
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>>381309634
In retrospect, taking off the VR headset was a terrible mistake.
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>>381309973
what if this was another VR in a VR and she is another princess just bored and playing with vr?
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>>381309973
poorly drawn ms paint porn gets my and other people's dick going
I know that first hand as I've made shoddy princess breast expansion art before, which some anon thought was fappable enough
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>>381269296
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>>381310053
Don't even joke about something like that
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>>381310396
>Those figures
>that bump limit
Your killing us man
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>>381310525
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>>381310525
Well, if you really want that, go make another princess thread, I guess.
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