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Metroid: Samus Returns

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Will you buy it?
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>Cinematic Cutscenes and QTEs
Nope.
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Yes.
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>>380795246
Day one, baby. Might even get the special edition.
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Yes.
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If it's good
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>>380795342
>"I didn't watch the game play and am spouting memes"

>>380795246
Yup.
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>>380795246
Already preordered. Looks great.
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>>380795246
>free .3ds rom
Thanks Nintenfam
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Day fucking one. First 3DS game I'll have bought in three years.

Think it'll still be perfectly good on an original ambassador 3DS? I like the 2DS XL, but I don't wanna pay 150$ just for one game.
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>>380795246
Yes.
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>>380795246
It hasn't impressive me so far. If we get more information like on a hard more or a way to turn off some of the casual features then. I also not really digging the visuals.
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>>380795246
First preorder in my life.
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Are there any decent 3DS emulators? I want this game, but I don't want to have to buy a 3DS for it.
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Want to preorder but it's not up yet on amazon.fr REEE

>>380795892
same, i have an OG 3DS and i wonder if a 2DS XL is a worthy upgrade.
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>>380795246

After how the Metroid fanbase threw a fit so hard over Tropical Freeze that it bombed, hell no.
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>>380796307
>>380795892
This game actually has great 3D effect so I wouldnt upgrade to a 2DS
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>>380795246
My internet died during E3
this is my first look back at civilized life on the internet

I heard Metroid 4
THERES ANOTHER METROID??
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>>380796325
But I liked Tropical Freeze.
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>>380796396
Metroid Prime 4 for Switch
Metroid 2 remake for 3DS
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>>380795246
Waiting for reviews. Nintendo destroyed any sense of franchise loyalty I have over the last decade. Will only buy the game if it's confirmed good (i.e. I will pirate it and then buy it if it's good.).
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yes, unless it gets Mighty no.9-type reviews.
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>>380796396
Metroid 4 is Fusion.
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>>380795246

Abso-fucking-lutely.
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>>380795246
Yes, it looks amazing.
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Maybe. Don't like the Other M ZS/Samus, the melee counter seems broken as hell, and I'm pretty sure the Aeon powers are going to be ridiculously overpowered especially late-game. I'm curious about how the map layout has changed though.
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>>380795246
No. AM2R died because of this, and I ain't ever gonna forgive.

Fuck Nintendo.
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>buying Other M 2
Fuck you Stinktendo, the fans made the perfect Metroid 2 remake and you took it down in favor of a casualized 2.5D le dark soules pari XD cinematic cutscene trashbin.
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>>380797052
Good.
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>>380796123
I would be legit surprised if there's no hard mode. Every Metroid game since 2002 has had one.
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The biggest worry I had was that the map design would be shit since it's made by an external developer but after hearing that most of the creative work is being done by veterans at Nintendo, I'm much more optimistic. As long as my 3DS still remains in a playable state, I'll be getting this game (the circlepad finally came loose last month, I don't think it has much longer left).
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>>380797052
Nice meme but nintendo actually allowed am2r to be released when they could have killed it years ago.
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>>380797052
>AM2R died

The download link is like the fifth result on Google.
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>Mercury Steam
Nope.
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I am. When I first saw the trailer I wasn't very enthusiastic about it, but after watching the Treehouse stream I'm a little more optimistic.
The shitposting is irritating, though. I mean, shit we're going to have three different ways to play the same game. How is this not a good thing?
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>>380797217
I just hope there is. I believe on the treehouse steam they had normal on the save file but I don't remember the part I saw it.
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>>380797451
They are very good at level disign (see los)and the core of metroid is also level disign so i don't worry
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I'm gonna get the special edition, keep it sealed and pirate it.

IF IT WOULD EVER FUCKING GO UP ON AMAZON
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>>380797052
It's still getting unofficial updates. It's up to 1.2.9 now.
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>>380797052
>because of this
it was gonna die anyway, you know nintendo's stance on fan works
be glad it released and stop being so salty
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>>380795246
>will I buy a new classic metroid game?

HMMM GEE I WONDER???
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>>380795246
I'll pirate it and if it's any good, then I'll forgive them for AM2R
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>>380796396
Mine too. I could barely watch the stream by setting the quality to 160p and sitting through the 5 seconds of buffering every minute.

TWC can burn for all I care "Up to 300mbps" my ass. I'm lucky if I get 3. For the past week I don't think I've even broken 1.
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>>380795246
no because its 2017 why would I buy a shitty 2d platformer when the same thing was announced but in 3d
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>>380799180
>shitty 2d
>this is an actual opinion held by a gen Z-er
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>>380795246
When I hacked my 3DS, I said that I'll never purchase another 3DS game, especially after Pokemon S&M burned me. Decided to preorder this, just because it looks really great and I want to show Nintendo that people legitimately wanted this series back
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>>380795246
Yes. I might even pre-order it.
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>>380799732
>I want to show Nintendo that fanboys will be happy with a shitty remake instead of an actual new game
Fixed
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>>380795246

I don't have a new 3DS so if it runs good on the XL then probably.
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>>380795246
yes
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>>380796325
very certain that triggered Prime fans wasn't the reason Tropical Freeze bombed
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>>380795246

Yes.
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>Mercury Steam

Not even worth a space pirate.
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>>380799883
It looks very new.
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Oh, most definitely.

Next question.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=f28klp1qQGI
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>>380799180
this is some strong bait
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Is it still possible to get am2r?
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>>380801000
Google is your friend.
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>>380801000
/r/am2r

I know /v/ gets pissy about that site, but it's the best place to find updates.
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I highly doubt it'll be bad, didn't look like it.

At worst it'll be kinda meh but that's just how it is when you can't just easily gather together all the original creators.
If we buy this shit at least they'll know it'll be worth making more and eventually they'll make a good one. This isn't an easy genre to get perfect.
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>>380801425
It has a lot of longtime Metroid developers on board though.
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>>380795246
Of course,I'm going to buy a New 3DS for it and then I will buy Metroid Dread when it's released for the 3DS in 2019.
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>>380796325
But it sold over a million so it didn't bomb.
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>>380801759
It seemed like that is the case.
A few new additions like the melee might turn out good. People are scared of new things big time here, the slightest change and there's a riot.
When there's something that destroys the core gameplay then yes there is a problem.
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No.
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>>380797052
Nigga, the creator of AM2R is totally fine with Samus Returns and is excited for it. The whole reason he made AM2R in the first place was because he imagined what a Metroid II remake by Nintendo would be like, and now he finally got it.
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>>380796491
>>Metroid 2 remake for 3DS

but we already have a metroid II remake?
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>>380795246
Already pre-ordered the game and the amiibos for it :^)
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>>380795246

I'd buy it if it was actually 2D instead of this westernized 2.5D trash. I'd rather 2D Metroid dir than get this, to be quite honest.
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>>380802946
Well, now we have another metroid ii remake!
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>>380802946
>Nintendo isn't allowed to make a remake of their own game because a fan did it first
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>>380803072
>dat squishy metroid one
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>>380802867

?

He didn't get anything, since his no budget version looks and probably plays better.
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I am buying it.
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Already preordered the CE.
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>>380803313
>reading comprehension
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So how do you think amiibo work with this game?
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>>380795246
I won't buy any more Nintendo games after Federation force because it showed what Nintendo really thought of us Metroid fans. Why support them when they won't support their fans?
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>>380803540
well the metroid one is in the storage tube from Super and a post game ah-la Zero Mission is confirmed sooo....
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>>380803964
>They tried an experiment with the series that failed
>Thats enough reason to boycot the entire company.
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>>380803964
FF was just some spinoff title. They have been developing MSR for 2 years now.
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>>380795246
Yes, hopefully enough people buy it that it keeps nintendo from putting metroid on the shelf for nearly a decade again.
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>>380803964
God damn, let it fucking go already. They've announced two traditional Metroid games, one of which comes out in three months. What more can you ask for?
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>>380797451
Pirating it just because of them, I might have considered buying it so Nintendo would stop being retards and make actual quality games and bring back some franchises instead of shit like federation force.
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>will more than likely buy it, but wil not consider it better than AM2R.

This is the patrician choice.
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>>380805442
amen
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>>380795342
> I love being ignorant
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Wait for reviews. If they're low because reviewers complain it's too hard, then yes.
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>>380805874
I'm expecting solid 8s all across the board. I can't see many scores higher than that.
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>cant have a single thread without someone bringing up am2r
not like this
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>>380795246
Nope. Jewtendo took down the much better fan game for this crap.
Day 1 pirate.
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I want to be optimistic, but I know faggots are just going to endlessly compare it to AM2R and prevent it from standing on its own. It's supposed to be to Metroid II what Zero Mission was to the original, but it won't be able to be that.
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>trusting both the people who have shit on the franchise for the past 10+ years and the people who ruined Castlevania to make a competent game

Morons.
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>>380795246
ye
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>>380806141

>faggots are just going to compare it to AM2R

Well gee, whose fault is that? They don't give us a good Metroid for 10 years, they expect us to diddle our thumbs over time?
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>>380795246
I really don't know if I'll pirate or actually buy... I want to support the series, but I'm broke and I'm just about done with my 3DS, it doesn't have a lot else to offer.
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>>380803964

>Sakamoto won't let go of Other M
>Metroidbabies won't let go of Federation Force

Really gets the cum guzzling.
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>>380804208
They say that, but this is obviously a rush job to compete with AM2R
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>>380805442
agreed
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Would've bought it on Switch, will pirate it on 3DS. It makes sense for the FPS to be on Switch and the 2d platformer to be on 3DS but a) I don't really care about the Prime games and b) I just want 3DS to die already so I can put it away
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>>380803268
>ZSS
>Heels
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>>380798480
>be glad it released

U wot
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>>380806915
Yeah?
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>>380807179
Nah.
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>>380807009
Are you stupid? AM2R released. Be glad it did, now you have two remakes instead of just one.
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>>380806597
>>380803964
You're a moron, Samus Returns was development since 2014.
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>>380806364
>trusting both the people who have shit on the franchise for the past 10+ years

Oh my good fucking Christ, first you fagknuckles have been complaining for years on end about Nintendo not doing anything with Metroid, and now they come back with TWO (2) (dos) new Metroid games and you're complaining? Fuck yourself with a cactus.
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Well I've only been waiting 13 years for another 2D metroid so I suppose so.
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>>380807343
shitposters dont read news nor sources, this is the future of metroid threads
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>>380807396

Not that guy, but I'm being wary on the situation. For all we know, they have tons of DLC locked behind the amiibos. They know we're desperate for a new Metroid, and after the failure of fed force, they're gonna milk this one for all we got.
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>>380807343
Do you have proof?
It's easy to lie, Anon.
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>>380806915
>also
>no fucking way 5'2 moeshit other m samus limbs would fit that suit's proportions
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>>380795246
Yeh
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>>380807574
>They know we're desperate for a new Metroid, and after the failure of fed force, they're gonna milk this one for all we got.

I for one couldn't be happier. You can call me a goyim or a shill or whatever buzzword you want, but I have been waiting for Metroid to return for so many years now and to see Nintendo go all in with two game announcements, two amiibo, and a special edition makes me very happy. For the first time in forever I feel like Nintendo is actually paying attention to what their fans want.
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>>380807831
Seriously, even with those embarrassing heels she doesn't even come up to the suits chest. How the fuck is she supposed to fit in that thing? Is the artist retarded?
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reminder to ignore every retard using nps data for samus numbers
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>>380807831
She doesn't. Other M actually shows she doesn't.
The game over sequence is hilarious as the suit disappears to reveal this tiny fucking this half the size in it's place.
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Hey
Hey guys
Do you think Samus Returns will have a cinema mode like Other M did?
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>>380808273
Surely there won't be any cutscenes at all except the 10 second intro and ending sequences. I mean, they couldn't possibly shove a fuckload of cutscenes into Metroid 2 for no reason, especially not with Sakamoto in control. Haha...
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>>380808273
What's that?
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>>380808273

why the fuck would it
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>>380808113
>The game over sequence is hilarious as the suit disappears to reveal this tiny fucking thing half the size in it's place.
>this is the Samus we're stuck with now
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>>380807950

>I for one couldn't be happier.

Good goyi-

>you can call me a goyim if you want

Not if you're gonna take the fun out of it.
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>>380808443
Cinema Mode is basically the game minus the gameplay.
It will play out all the cutscenes in order, and in between them there will be a short section of computer controlled gameplay before skipping ahead to the next cutscene.

It's basically if Other M was a feature film instead of a game.
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>>380795246
I have to support my girl.
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It looks good, and I want to support 2D Metroid, so most likely, yes
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>>380807831
>>380808036
>>380808113
>>380808570
Fucking ZSS and waifufags ruined Metroid
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Sure smells like falseflags in here
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>>380808910
>tfw the series director is a waifufag nobody can stop
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>>380808910
No, they didn't.
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>>380795246
I don't like the look of the context-sensitive stuff and all the cutscenes, plus there's no word on if the best power up is being included or not. It looks like it'll be worse than AM2R.
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>>380808639
This.
>please don't be shit
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>>380809164
>He literally cried over Other M Samus.
I wish Gunpei Yokoi's ghost would rise from the grave and slap the shit out of Sakamoto.
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>>380808910
why dont you show the other ending you fucking biased homo
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>>380809403
What's wrong? Not good enough to see it yourself?
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>tfw no more Sigourney Weaver undies

Curious what new bosses they're going to add.
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>>380809403
She was a 6'3 blonde toned beauty that didn't look like a little anime blowup doll. ZSS Samus is pure cringe.
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>>380809403

You mean the ending you can't get unless you're really good at Super Metroid? An ending that actually feels rewardintg, instead of blatant fap fuel to excuse the bad gameplay?
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>>380796863
>Don't like the Other M ZS/Samus
What? Are you blind? It looks nothing like Other M Samus. It has the Prime ridges and lights and everything.
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>>380795246
If it's actually good, yeah.
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>>380795246
Definitely. Not a big fan of the Aeion abilities and the cinematic melee counters are a bit overdone, but otherwise it looks good. Also if the franchise suffers another flop I'd be amazed if we ever got a classic Metroid again.
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>>380808090
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>>380809650
I meant underneath. I'm pleasantly surprised by the Varia itself.
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>>380809786
Oh, I wasn't aware they had ever shown Samus outside the suit yet.
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>>380809650
>nothing like other m
except the other m suit is literally the basis for this design.
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>>380809786
What's wrong with it?
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>but Mercury Steam!
>but "cinematic cutscenes"!
>but Sakamoto!
>but the fisher price artstyle!
>but Nintendo's disrespect!
>but the parry!
>but aeion abilities!
>but Federation Force!
>muh hacked 3DS
>muh Retro
You know what? I hate all of you. I hate you with anger the likes of which this world has not seen before.
Can you not be happy about anything? Can you not enjoy anything anymore? Are you so cynical and spiteful that you can't accept new games being made AT ALL? Do you feel it's your duty to cherrypick every single fucking thing that COULD go wrong? Do you get erections from talking smack about a game that at its very worst looks decent, and another that most likely is so early in development that it's virtually impossible to know anything about?
Why don't you bunch of fucking bitter assholes go shove a cactus up your rectum instead? Load of fucking dipshits.
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>>380795246
Nope. Going to pirate it. So happy Nintendo keeps making games for this system
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Yeah, and I've hacked 2 3DS's.

I can't afford for this game to fail. Prime 4 is all but guaranteed to sell well, or at least enough for sequels (due to all the hype from people who've never even touched a prime game) . I don't know if 2D can afford to underperform.
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>>380809892
It's the fuck awful Zs from Other M.
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Can you already order the version with the soundtrack compilation CD?
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>>380809786
>ZSS
>In Metroid 2
I'm not so sure about this game any more.
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>>380809953

>company wants to sell a product after 10 years of silence
>DUDE STOP CRITICIZING IT! IT'S LE BETTER THAN NOTHING

Don't give that Mighty Number 9 apologist BS. I'm excited for the game too, but if we just jerk off their ego, they're not gonna improve. It's our job as customers to point out issues when possible.
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>>380809953
It's time to take your chill pill.
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>>380810008
No it isn't. It looks more like the suit from Smash 4.
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>>380795246
Nintendo givng the AM2R guy a C&D makes total sense now, but the way they handled the situation was poor.

They should've been more transparent aboout it and say that there was in fact a Metroid 2 remake in the works, but instead they decided to look like massive dicks to a fan, and to make things worse for them, they gave the guy the C&D during Metroid's 30th anniversary, while they had fuck all for the series anniversary.
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>>380810217
You mean, literally the same one? The big wedge heels from Other M are there too.
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>>380810076
ZSS was in Zero Mission so its not so off base to have it here.
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>>380809889
>literally the basis
>has the bulky Prime shoulder balls with the shoulder ridges, which Other M didn't have
>has the Prime shoulder lights, and the Prime circle lights along the legs, which Other M didn't have
>doesn't have a triangular chest piece, which Other M had
I suggest seeing an optometrist.
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>>380810282
Not true! They released Federation force about two weeks after AM2R came out.
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>>380795246
I'm glad the end of the arm cannon is wide and doesn't look like an uncircumcised cock like it did in Other M and Sm4sh.
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>No Justin Bailey Leotard
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>Sakamoto ruining the one game he had nothing to do with
Nah, fuck buying it. That asshole doesn't deserve to even still have a job.
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>>380810310
It's not the same. The design looks much better in my opinion. I like the patches of dark blue.
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>>380795246
>Will I buy it
>implying
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>>380810480
>No Suitless Samus with the Varia upgrade leotard
Fixed that for you.
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>>380810320
I don't really enjoy having the worst part of ZM retroactively inserted into the other good games because of Sakamoto's waifu obsession.
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>>380810370
Basis does not mean exactly the same. I suggest reading a dictionary.
It's very obviously a cross between Other M and Zero Mission's designs.

>Prime invented the Varia pauldrons
Cute.
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>>380809953
>COULD
>not /will/

it's a brave new world and Nintendo is still chasing after the casual crowd they once captured with the Wii.

it's not a matter of whether they're gonna butcher the game, but rather how badly. we've already seen cutscenes, counters akin to 'pass the QTE to do something awesome' and general casualization to appeal to a broader audience.

so what's the fucking use? of course I'm gonna bitch and moan. the fangame seems better. that's fucking ludicrous.
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>>380810523
Where'd you get the amiibos? Amazon doesn't seem to have them.
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>>380810502
>ruining
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>>380810746
You heard me.
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stop pretending to be retarded, its not funny anymore
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>>380809591

>new bosses

The competition has definitely set the bar high.
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>>380810741
Gamestop.

I pray Amazon puts them up soon though, Gamestop's shipping prices are retarded.
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>>380807740
https://www.theverge.com/2017/6/14/15797610/metroid-samus-returns-nintendo-3ds-preview-interview-e3-2017

>It’s a question the development team struggled with when they started working on the game two years ago
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>>380810816
something doesnt belong there
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>>380810673
>>Prime invented the Varia pauldrons
>Cute.
No, but it invented the lights in the ridges and looked a bit bulkier than Super's.
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>>380810889
>This 6' foot built Samus will never appear in a video game ever again, we just get Sakamoto's crying anime waifu.
Why did Yokoi have to go play in traffic fucking hell.
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>>380805442
But what if you play it and you end up liking it more than AM2R?
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>>380811054
fucking Fusion suit
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>>380811054
You're right, the Fusion Suit, the Zero Suit, and the name "Justin Bailey."
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>>380795246
I'll buy it, not sure if I'll like it as much as AM2R, but I'll go into it optimistically... I just want good a good official 2D Metroid game, even if its just a remake of an older one.
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I just hope this strange, cinematic little Lords of Shadow looking remake doesn't make people forget what a fantastic achievement AM2R was.

That AM2R has its own wikipedia page and is even listed in the little Metroid box on gives me hope.
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>>380811054
What do you have against the SA-X?
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>>380811146
Yokoi was being shoved out of the company because of Virtual Boy's failure anyway.
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>>380811028
Had some shit on your face there Samus.
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>>380795246
Pre-ordered the special edition and amiibo 2 pack. And I ain't scalping them.
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>>380811028
Again, it's easy to lie. They can easily say they started two years ago.
Just like I can easily say I fucked your mom last night.
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>>380811146
>This 6' foot built Samus
>feet and inches
>nip game
why
do
you
fags
still
quote
an
amerifat
magazine
for
samus
numbers
?
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>>380811179

That's a physical impossibility. Even if it's on the same level of quality, one cost me 40 bucks and is stuck at 240p resolution.
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>>380795246
Probably not. I've never enjoyed 2D metroid.
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>>380811504
>implying space would not use the murican system
I don't see Europe or Asian walking on the moon
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>>380811179
>liking the casual budget 3rd party rush job
>more than the 10-years-in-development fangame crafted with love in mind rather than stocks

what if you win the lottery but a 3 inch moon rock falls from the sky and gets lodged in your brain?

both are such unlikely scenarios you might as well not plan for them.
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>>380808570
It seems they fixed it in Samus Returns, in the death sequence you can see Samus's body is the same size of the suit.
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>>380811504
On the first day of E3, Sakamoto was wearing a t-shirt that had that exact artwork of Samus from the magazine that called her 6'3''. Make of that what you will.
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>>380811504
I got a magazine in my video game?
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>>380811413
>give you proof
>y-y-you and the development team are just lying!!

Fuck off

>>380811306
We all have our imperfections
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Anyone want to contribute? Is this even worth finishing?
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Is it possible Sakamoto learned his lesson from Other M? I know it was a colossal fuck up but it doesn't automatically invalidate this game or the shit he did before Other M. It's been 7 years, that's a long time.
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>>380811728
>destroy samus by making her a helpless waifu
>keep that model for this game
>but wear American super Samus shirt for the interview

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL US? WHAT DO YOU FUCKING WANT FROM US?
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>>380811780
>implying amerifat manuals didn't make shit up all the time back in the day
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>>380811945
Has he even mentioned Other M since then? It seems even he wants to forget it ever happened.
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>>380811714
Not really though since she's wearing those same wedge heels. It might not be as egregious but she's definitely still a shorty.
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>>380811945
If anything, I would imagine that the rest of Nintendo learned the lesson and are keeping him on a short leash this time around.
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>>380811905
>240p
>MercurySteam
>Sakamoto
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>>380812050
>It seems even he wants to forget it ever happened.

He absolutely remembers, and wants you to as well. >>380809786
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>>380811728
>Sakamoto was wearing a t-shirt that had that exact artwork of Samus from the magazine that called her 6'3''
is this real? thats like rl self shitposting
>>380811780
>suit on
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>Wayforward will never make a Metroid game.
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>>380811517
Look at it this way, your 40 dollars went towards the success of Metroid's future.
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>>380812214
The fact that samus is wearing the zero suit?
How does that tie into other m?
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>>380812252
Good.
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>>380811905
>muh 240
>muh fangame
>muh nintengo power wank
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>>380812239
The suit it pretty snug. Even assuming that the 6'3" measurement is the suit itself, it only gives her like an inch of boot space and maybe an inch of helmet. That would still put her over 6 feet.
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>>380810114
See, that's the thing. If this were Federation Force 2.0, fuck them up with criticism and complaints, I don't give a fuck.
But it's not. Everyone is latching on to the fact that Mercury Steam has only done mediocre shit, despite having a good fucking load of gameplay from the Treehouse that showed the game looks fine at the very least.
But oh no, it doesn't stop there. If it's not about the gameplay, it's about the graphics. If it's not about the graphics, it's the artstyle. If it's not the artstyle, it's "lol imma pirate this garbage looks like shit".
The amount of nitpicking being made about this game in particular is un fucking believable. It's not a matter of not stroking their ego, but when we start getting contrarian faggots starting to stir up shit saying not ZM nor Fusion were ever good to begin with, and by extent neither will this game, you know, that really puts a dent on my patience.
Criticism is good when it's constructive. What we have here is non-stop shit flinging over the stupidest arguments over a game that NO ONE HAS EVEN FUCKING PLAYED YET.

>>380810693
Why do you jump to conclusions?
Are you gonna say the cutscenes in Prime are also cancer? Are you one of the people that unironically thinks Prime is shit?
If you want your fucking challenge, don't use the parry, and don't use the special powers. Why do you think Pokéfags do nuzlocke runs? Because the main game is babby-tier easy to appeal to the kiddies.
You might actually have brain problems if you cannot understand why casualization is happening. People are getting stupider by the day. What happens if they make the game too difficult? Normies fuck off and don't buy it.
But that's an unforgivable mistake apparently, they should do it regardless to tank the sales just for the sake of not triggering your fucking ass because "its too ez wtf i hate nintendo now!". I don't like casualization of games either, but what you want is the stupidest business plan for any self respecting company.
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>>380811706
Whatever you say, memelord.
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>>380812327
He's an idiot.
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>>380812327
Because it's the Other M version you dip.
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>>380812036
>Amerifat
>meters, cm, and kg
what fucking American do you know uses meters and kilograms?
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>>380812464
how can you tell?
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>>380811905

>middle space isn't "Acfag shows up"

Step your game up.
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>>380812050
In the treehouse stream, when asked why he wanted to remake Metroid II he said "It's a pivotal moment in the series' story when Samus meets the baby Metroid for the first time"
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>>380812464
Get over it.
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>>380812557
By looking at it? Are you blind? Can you not see the six inch wedge heels?
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>>380795246
Probably just be a cheapass and wait for 3DS emulation.
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>>380812396
Welcome to /v/
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>>380812291

Yeah, well frankly I don't care too much about Metroid's future. If her last game is a good one, that's all I ask. Let it go the way of F-Zero, with little mention nowadays, but it went out with a killer installment. the last thing I want is endless installments, which could lead to a second Other M.
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>>380812396
Unfortunately, it's summer and the Metroid fanbase over the past few years, partially through its own actions and not just Other M and Federation Force, has become ripe shitposting grounds and splintered pretty hard. It also doesn't help that everyone wants to compare it to AM2R, which was an outstanding effort. At the very least there are people willing to give Samus Returns a chance.
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>>380812614
He's not wrong tho.
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>>380811974
Look at that smug ass face, its like he's in on the joke.
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>>380812634
No I really cant.
It just looks like feet to me. The model is small and undetailed that I just dont see how people are seeing heels.
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>>380812396

Thats the sad reality of it. We got an amazing fangame, so people will naturally make the comparisons. One remake you have to pay for, so naturally they'll have very high expectations to justify the money cost. Nobody is saying they shouldn't charge for it, but that they've got stiff competition, so they should learn to weather the critique.
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>>380812557
The difference between the Other M and Zero Mission versions are easy to spot.
Other M has heels, and a uniboob
Zero Mission has no heels, and individual breasts.
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>>380812769
I blame ACfag.
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>>380812846
No, but it shows he's still focused on the baby
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>>380812614
You mean the same baby Metroid that saves her in Super Metroid?
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>>380812614
That's true even if you don't take Other M into consideration. The baby Metroid was what the plot of Super Metroid centered around and was what allowed Samus to survive in the beginning of Fusion.
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>>380812984
Do you even know who he was? Like, do you even know what his shitposting m.o. was? I feel like people just throw out that name to fling shit at anyone who disagrees with them without even know why he was so hated.
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>>380812614
That literary sets up the events of Super Metroid.
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>>380812914
my only hope, if this game was indeed in development since 2014, is that after the DMCA Nintendo gave SR another run through to be sure it is, in fact, superior enough from AM2R.
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>>380813123
Yea but it's not like she revolves her entire psyche around it. She puts it in a tube and then hands it over for scientists to experiment on. In Fusion when she has her little flashback monologue she's like "he saved my life twice, what a nice guy. Oh, this is my stop..."
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I vastly prefer the two piece suits or the leotard. It feels much more like a sci fi anime. The Zero suit reminds me more of my ex girlfriend's fetish.
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>anti zero-suit posters are literally normalfags
thats new one, saved
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>>380813330
I...really doubt it'll be better than AM2R, that's not me bagging on Samus Returns, but AM2R wasn't afraid to shake a lot of things up and I expect Samus Returns to be more faithful to the original Metroid 2, which I think could hold it back a bit.

I'm still crazy excited for it, but AM2R is my favorite 2D Metroid.
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>>380813410
It's a good look.
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>>380813390
her fusion monologue was when sakamoto started injecting his waufshit into metroid
ADAM ADAM ADAM
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>>380813390
its still a pivotal point in the story. Samus doesnt have to go full "THE BABY THE BABY" mode to make that true.
>>
With the state of videogames as an entire industry nowadays, everything should be taken with the smallest grain of salt and the biggest scoop of skepticism possible. It's not just Nintendo or Metroid, it's all games. You can't trust anything and you have to assume that you're being lied to.
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>>380811905 here

How's this?
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>>380813410
>>380813576
Reminds me a bit of Dirty Pair.
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>>380813975

Its okay.
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>>380809953

>most likely is so early in development that it's virtually impossible to know anything about?

It releases in September. It's practically done already.
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>>380795246
Already bought best girl's game.
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Yes. Already pre-ordered both versions
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>Downloaded the Japanese english patched Metroid Fusion to play Hard Mode
>Inject into 3DS
>Realise I need to play through Normal Mode to play Hard Mode, meaning my drive will be diminished to replay it by the time I get there.

Hooray...
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Who special edition and both amiibos here?
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>Sakamoto is going to keep remaking and retconning Metroids until they all center around Other M and its Samus

HE MUST BE STOPPED
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FUCKING AMAZON PUT THE AMIIBOS UP
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>>380814512
Is special edition up on Amazon yet?
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Is there any news on when the new Figma comes out? I've been on the fence about the current one for a long time, but both its price and the fact that it's the garbage Other M/Sm4sh suit has me hesitating.
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>>380814689
Dunno, I just went to my local FUCKING GAMESTOP because I knew i'd miss the boat if I went through Amazon.
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>>380811905
>>380813975
What's the joke here
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>>380814832
I honestly don't hate her Other M/Sm4sh design.

But Amazon has the figma listed for October, probably earlier on proper figure sites though. I'll probably end up getting this figma too, even though I have the other one already.
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>>380813207
>e

He was the guy who kept wanting Metroid to turn into Assassin's Creed, hence the name.
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>>380814871
>tfw living in third world hole
>no FUCKING GAMESTOP or any exclusive retailers for that matter
Amazon is my last hope tbqh.
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Yes it's the last DS game I'm going to buy
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>>380815058

The Smash design kind of smooths out some of the problems I had with the Other M suit (like making her proportions a little better), but it doesn't fix all of them and is still far from the best suit Samus has ever worn.
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>>380814832
Comes out in October. Better preorder fast.
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>>380815562
surprisingly the Other M suit looked decent in the artwork
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My 3DS is dead, so yes.
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>>380815595
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Even though I have a hacked 3DS I'll definitely buy a physical copy this time. I used to be a buyfag until september last year so I have a small collection of 3DS games, some of the best in the library actually, and honesty this game looks great from what I've seen in the trailer and gameplay videos.
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>>380815879
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>>380815879
>>380815970
>>380816064

is there an edit of the unused Phazon suit?
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>>380815879
>>380815970
>>380816064
Oh boy, here we go
>>
I need to fill out my tubes folder.
Post any and all tubes.
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>>380795342
Yeah, it's a shame.
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>>380816021

Considering how fucking nuts the Space Pirates seem to be and how readily they participate in suicidal science experiments, I'm surprised they haven't gone extinct already.
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Yep.
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>>380816237
>spec ops Samus
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>>380813975
>>380811905
Looks like the game has a lot of issues if people can think up all this already.
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>>380816218
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>>380815595
Wow, AmiAmi has it much cheaper than Amazon. They reliable?
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>>380816129
>unused Phazon suit
tell me more, we were supposed to have dfferent levels of corruption in prime or something?
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>>380816480
Yep. Got my other Samus figma and SS Link through them.
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>>380816503
No that is what we would of gotten instead of IM GONNA BE DESPERATE
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>>380816129
Holy shit that thing looks so sleek
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>>380816582
Cool. Yeah, I got the other Samus from Amazon years ago but I think that was just 50-60 bucks. Around the time I got Pit. 100 bucks is way too steep though.
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>>380816503
Nah. It was just the original design for the Phazon Suit, but it wasn't used.
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>>380816651
>>380816737
while i like the phazon suit, outside the hyper armcannon its kinda meh 2bh
mp2 suits are fucking amazing
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>>380816950
Man I wish I could into Photoshop.
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I have a soft spot for the rusty tones of the Dark Suit.
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>>380816950
>not pepsimansuit samus
you fucked up
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>>380817070
Best suit. Best game.
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>>380817070
its amazing, a big change of pace after varia/grav for so many years
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>>380815879
Someone do a Crysis color scheme and a Vanquish color scheme please
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>>380795246
No, I haven't enjoyed Metroid since feminist SJW cucks turned him into a girl.
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>>380817351
Better than 3 but not as good a game as 1 overall, although there were some improvements.
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>>380817230
For a split second I thought that was a White Glint x Samus fusion and got incredibly happy.
But oh well, it's a cool wallpaper nonetheless.
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>>380817351
The Light Suit would have been better if they changed the arm cannon to match the aesthetics and got rid of the knee spikes.
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current PC wallpaper after getting hype as fuck on these metroid announcements.
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>>380817008
>>380817392
It's not hard, just select Samus and since the background is transparent it's easy, make a new layer and set the blending option to multiply and then just paint with whatever colors you want.
>>
So, /v/, have you replayed any Metroid games since the announcements? I beat Super Metroid yesterday and Zero Mission today.
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>>380817901
here's mine
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>>380816836
>Samus walking around Federation base with erect nipple and visible camel-toe
This is my head canon
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>>380813860
I like fusion, it was the first metroid game I ever played, but holy shit do I ever wish you could skip through those cutscenes on successive playthroughs
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Adam = Gunpei
Samus = Sakamoto
The baby = metroid
Federation = old nintendo
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>>380810952
I don't know why people don't like this boss, it was fucking amazing, but yet, it's set pretty high, though there are some bosses that were just eh, like the boss you fight in the reactor. He goes down so easy and then the fight doesn't have any tension at all.

But things like the Guardian, Torizo, Weapons Testing Platform and the Hunter were just crazy awesome original fights. Even how he changed up Arachnus with needing to launch it was just brilliant.

I hope that Nintendo doesn't just retread that fight the same way it was in Fusion. It deserves more. But I'm glad that they are making it a boss at all. Metroid 2 it certainly was a surprise coming at you from what you thought was an item sphere, but it didn't take a lot to kill.
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>>380818730
only enjoyable part of Other M
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>>380818730
>>380818801
yep it was bretty gud
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>>380811028
unpopular opinion
I think the beauty mark on samus is cute.
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>>380818730
>>380818801
>>380818848
Never played Other M
Why do people like this black man
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>>380818889
I'm pretty sure most people agree with you
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>>380818137
Yeah, doing Zero Mission right now then the Prime Trilogy. Might do Super and Fusion if i'm still feeling it after.
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>>380818801
Funny how the only character who isn't a non entity and/or shows Samus proper respect is actually likable.
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>>380818970
He's the only character who isn't written like shit. He's an old friend of Samus.
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>>380818970
He shoots Metroids and doesn't afraid of anything
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>>380818970
In a game with shitty characters and story, a mildly well written bro-tier character stands out more
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>>380818970
He actually has a personality and shows Samus proper respect, plus he has a BFG.
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>>380818970

He's the only character in Metroid: other M who treats Samus with respect and doesn't shoot her in the back like a traitorous asshole. And the story ends with him helping her out.

I love the irony of how we're supposed to like Adam, but the game paints Anthony as such a cooler character.
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>>380818970
He's fairly charismatic and is gets along well with Samus, only one that doesn't treat her like shit really. Also gets a good moment against Ridley, though it's at the infamous Samus breakdown. He isn't anything special, but if Other M has any likable character it'd be him.
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>>380818970
hes a cool ass nigga
people should play other m, while it did a lot of things wrong it did some things right, him and 3d speedbooster are amazing
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>>380818970
He's fun in a deary game full of melodrama and 10 minute long internal monologues.
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>>380818889
I liked the idea behind "The Deleter" even if the name was comically edgy. The fact that they never outright reveal that it is james makes it kinda cool to me.
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>>380816218
Their cloning tanks seem to be top notch, they likely just clone themselves a new batch every time Samus wipes out a squad. They also aren't above genetically engineering themselves, so them being suicide is probably something they bred in so that they would have no fear of being sent to their death.
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>>380813975
>Squishy Metroid amiibo
Who the fuck would hate such an innocent design choice?
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>>380819812
I am against amiibo in all forms.
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>>380819812
People who plan to paint it white and blue to make it into an ice beam'd Metroid.
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>>380795246
T W O REMAKES
T W O GAMES COMING OUT

WE WIN AGAIN METROID BROS


>"""DEAD""" SERIES
LMFAO
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No, I already have a better looking metroid 2 remake.
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>>380803072
>tfw the Amazon preorder for the amiibos is closed
At least my 3DS is hacked so I can import the vastly superior European LE
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>>380808570
Perfect future
>6'3" Zero Suit Samus with lightly-defined abs
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>>380820358
Yeah, that Europe special edition is something I envy.
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>>380818970
I'll just spoil the game for you.

1. Everyone is melodramatic as fuck except for Anthony who is literally your typical big lovable black man

2. Respects the hell out of Samus and treats her as a buddy, even if Samus is a stick in the mud

3. Helps Samus against Ridley, dies

4. But he didn't fucking die. At the end of the game, after you beat the final boss, a small corrupt sect of the Galactic Federation comes in and says they're arresting Samus and there's nothing she can (non violently) do about it because none of the rest of the crew (Adam's crew) survived. Then Anthony walks in outta fucking nowhere, says "Hey she's cool, part of our squad" then walks out with her pissing off the corrupt GF commander.
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>>380811905
AM2R died for this
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>>380820778
AM2R did not fucking die, you can go play it right now.
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>>380820778
Am2r was released in it's entirety you stupid entitled faggot.
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>>380820921
Damn i got played. Forgive my retardedness i just got home from work.
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It's going to be shit because you're older now

You know it
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>>380820921
Doc made it very clear that AM2R wasn't finished. He still had plenty of things he wanted to add to it.
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>>380820921
guys, look at what he's replying to before you bitch at him for being retarded.
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HOLY SHIT
TWO
CAKES
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>>380820778
>>380821071

That's already in the free space though.
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>>380821112
>mfw no cake samus
>mfw nf
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It seems like it is to Metroid 2 what Link Between Worlds was to LttP. Not a remake, more like putting a new spin on it. Therefore both it and AM2R are worth playing in my opinion
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>>380815879
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>>380821416
Daddy like.
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>>380821416
That one looks great
Not something I'd want in a game, but still
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>>380821372
Its a remake you fool. More like Zero Mission.
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>>380821416
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Yeah, been wanting to get into Metroid games and right now I am
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>>380822363
Just try to avoid the fanbase.
Also check out some hacks. Super Metroid has a few good ones.
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>>380818970
Adam refers to Samus as "Lady" and doesn't do shit to offset the patronizing way it sounds.

Anthony calls Samus "Princess" and backs it up by telling Ridley "you have no style" to his face.
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>>380823238
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>>380824842
NICE
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>>380803268
>that artist
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Holy shit, I finally started playing AM2R last night and got to the Tester earlier tonight. I was not prepared for that bullet hell shit out of nowhere.

>>380815595
>tfw really want this
>tfw poorfag
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>>380825356
>Tester

Best boss, seriously I don't know why people don't like this thing, keeps you on your toes and is a nice change after the rather lack luster boss before it.
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>>380824842
Oh shit, I drew that nearly 7 years ago.
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>>380825662
TUBES will never be forgotten.
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>>380825905
I also made this one but I'm not nearly as proud of it.
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>>380825586
They probably don't like it because they got their asses kicked. I know I did. But I love it for that.
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>>380814512
I didn't even know there was going to be a special edition. Fuck me. Just preordered it.

>>380825586
>>380826326
Can I get to the save point within the Tower before fighting the boss or do I have to do all that bullshit again before I get back to him?
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>>380821416
This edits are pretty good, got any more?
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>>380826435
Gotta do it all again. You're basically funnelled into fighting it. No escape.
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>>380821372
Link between worlds was a sequel

Samus returns is a remake

What is wrong with you

Why are you so wrong
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>>380826651
I imagine THIS is the reason people hate it. Having to go through all the tower again if they die against it. Doc was pretty good about having a save point close to bosses just incase, but this one is rather far away.
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So how bad was Federation Force?
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>>380826526
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>>380827319
It was just eh. People had fun for what it was, but it was obviously meant to be played with all four people. It's one of those "it's fun to play together" games, where people just mess with each other and not really care about how they are doing in the game.
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>>380827319
It's "fun with friends" tier and really doesn't stand much on its own. Story is pretty awful and almost reaches Other M level of disrespect for Samus at the end despite hyping her at every opportunity. It's okay at worst, but had the misfortune to be released right when everyone was expecting Nintendo to make up for Other M. It was a spin-off when Nintendo needed a mainline title to mollify the anger at the last one. On top of that, AM2R got a C&D two weeks before it released. It was a perfect storm of awful timing that was impressive in the colossal mess it made.

It wouldn't get nearly as much shit had it released alongside the Prime 4 announcement or Samus Returns. Still might have gotten a lot for AM2R, though.
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>>380828064
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>>380828067

The reason you're not supposed to do this for niche games like Metroid is because the online scene dies fast, and you're left with a barren shell of a game with little to justify the price tag. Not even a month after the game released, there was nobody playing it.

That is why multiplayer doesn't belong in Metroid. And before you ask, Hunters suffered the same fate, albeit taking a bit longer.
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>>380828286
Hunters got overrun with hackers nigh instantly from what I remember.
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>>380828286
Hunters actually lasted a pretty long time by virtue of being the only online multiplayer FPS on DS, only dying once the servers got filled with hackers
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>>380828242
I was more mad that they were giving us that shit for the GF game when it should have been 1, on Console, 2, scary as shit and 3, actually playable on your own if you wanted. They should have been working on Samus Returns for far longer then they have and they could have released the two close to each other and people would have been hype. Instead the dream spin off everyone always gushed over got turned to shit. Hell it's still surprising how they managed to screw it up for what they did. It looks like the system could barely handle what was going on. I've seen games that look way better play faster. Why does Next level Games suck so much at trying to make anything worthwhile? They practically need Nintendo to do all the work for them to make anything.

>>380828286
I would argue that Hunters died for different reasons. Hacking and the fact that getting a game going was pretty hard because Nintendo and Online is not a good mix. Once it was more trouble then it was worth to play, people gave up.
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>>380828859
>Why does Next level Games suck so much at trying to make anything worthwhile?
Hey fuck you nigger Strikers and Punch-Out Wii are fantastic. And Luigi's Mansion 2 might not have been as good as the original but it was still great.
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>>380828990
That's why I said they need Nintendo to do anything. Look at their track record on their own. It's obvious that Nintendo lends them devs when it's their property and yet they still do retarded bullshit or can't even make a game that gives even a tenth of the hardware potential that other games do.
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>>380829145
Oh, that's what you meant. Sorry.
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>>380828859
How could you possibly fuck up Samus being the final boss? How in the actual fuck does the concept of "Samus got hit with a growth ray and is now a berserker giantess in power armor" get turned into Blast Ball?

How do you fuck up so hard that there is literally no art of giantess Samus?
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>>380828859
Punch Out Wii was phenomenal and Luigi's Mansion 2 and Strikers Charged were good.
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>>380830039
And Federation Force was hot shit.
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>>380796540
>reviews
Watch gameplay videos or pirate it (like you said) then decide. Reviews are useless and for sheep who can't form their own opinions, especially given how bland most number based critical reviewers taste is. User reviews are also shit, since they're a victim of brigading or spam, and often just resort to either 100% or 0% without even properly reasoning why.
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>>380795342
>why play games when i can troll with the lowest quality bait on /v/

ftfy
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>>380812769
The irony being that Sakamoto himself apparently did approve of a fan being so devoted that they'd make something like that.
And that it was given a lazy lawyer pleaser DMCA instead of a Disney style C&D nuke.
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Here's the question of the day:
When was the first time Ridley actually died? Prime 3 or Super?
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UP ON AMAZON

GO GO GO

https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B071K9NFC8/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_dp_T1_AgnrzbBVEY73K
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>>380826651
I'm an hour late to replying to this post but I actually managed to do it on my second try.

I have a question though, are there any missables in this game?
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>>380831692
>Currently unavailable

How many did the stock? Fucking 3?
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>>380831770
Nope. The game makes you think there's one missable, but you can swing back around to get it.
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>>380831692
>currently unavailable
And this is why I did Gamestop.
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>>380831928
Is it that part with the area beneath the Tower area that explodes after you get the Power Bombs?
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>>380832132
Yes.
>mfw 05 Energy
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So if one wanted to get into Metroid before this came out could I play Zero Mission, wait for this to release then move on to the Prime games?
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>>380832242
Yeah, holy shit. I thought I was going to die. The game really had the balls to pull something like that. Shit was great.

>>380832282
You could play the Prime games now if you wanted to. They have nothing to do with the 2D games, really, to the point where a lot of people think they exist within their own continuity. I personally disagree, but whatever.
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>>380825586
>torizo
>lackluster

for real? man, when he sprouted that jetpack and the metroid prime 2 chykka theme music came on I got seriously hype

...granted, I also got absolutely obliterated, since this was the first release before he got nerfed later on

but still
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>tfw I've been trying to order the special edition from best buy for the past 6 hours
>tfw it's been spitting out "Sorry, we hit a snag, but we’re good now. Please try again." whenever I try to move on to payment, even on different browsers, different computers, and on my phone
>tfw I've tried everything I can think of and it physically won't let me pay for it
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>>380797230
Did you watch the treehouse at all? The maps have undergone massive reworks, and SR338 is a pretty big cavernous maze now, with tiny morphball paths and nooks for updgrades littered about. I mean just look at the surface.
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>>380831606
depends how you define "died"

seeing as he just gets brought back to life by space pirate science nearly every time
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>>380795246
ill usually a pirate but im gonna buy the special edition day one
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What I find interesting in Samus Returns is that I believe the Speed Booster got replaced by the Spider Ball for this game.
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>>380832827
>tfw just preordered one from Best Buy on my first try
>tfw also a poorfag so I'm thinking about canceling my preorder unless I can find a second job real soon so I can get more disposable income
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>>380833707
I hate you
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>>380795246
Yes. I like the visuals, I like the new mechanics, and I like the atmosphere. It looks good. Only a couple things that I don't care for
>melee attacks are a good idea, but in execution look too cinematic
>the blue jumpsuit and ponytail will never look good
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>>380832996
Area 2 and Area 4 look like they've been simplified.
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>>380798107
what's new to it?
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>>380795246
I don't have a 3DS anymore so emulation is my only option here. So no, buying it in my case would be retarded.
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>>380832996
I was actually pretty disappointed how "small" Zero Mission was. Doesn't help that the main new area Chozodia is pretty much designed to be rushed through and has zero puzzles.
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>>380834502
You can literally buy a 2DS right now for the price of one game, hack it and get every game out on the 3DS for free
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>>380834009
>the blue jumpsuit and ponytail will never look good
I wish Nintendo would realize this. It's seriously such a bland, boring look. I don't think your picture is much better, but they should re-envision the Zero Suit to be something like what an astronaut would wear underneath their space suits, which would make more sense, since the Varia Suit is kinda like a suit of power armor meant for combat and an all-terrain, all-environmental protection suit all the same. So something like pic related but a bit fancier I guess.
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>>380834009
>>380835616
>the blue jumpsuit and ponytail will never look good
You just gotta make it a little thicker and scifi looking
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>>380798107
Links or you're lying
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>>380835616
That's taking too much emphasis away from the suuit by making her underwear its own thing, Samus doesn't need any of that. The suit is pretty advanced so it should be extremely comfortable too. On the outside it's a nearly impenetrable weapon of mass destruction, but on the inside it should be comfortable, cushioned, temperature controlled, comfortable enough to sit around or fall asleep in. I think she should just dress like Ripley in the underwear scene.
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>>380836304
Damn, I'm not gonna lie, I actually do kinda like that. The problem is, Nintendo's never actually going to do anything like that. They're just going to keep on pushing the Zero Suit as it is, even though most Metroid fans probably don't care for it that much.

I just wish the damn thing were more visually appealing and more original in its design. Like, the plug suits from NGE were pretty freaking cool and visually distinct but the Zero Suit almost just looks like a generic jump suit.

>>380836490
I actually really like this idea and I'd prefer Samus just wearing some generic underwear over a shitty latex suit.
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>>380836475
Not spoonfeeding a retard like you.
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So when should we expect remakes of Fusion and Super?
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>>380836623
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>>380836718
Probably never. They don't really need them, they both completely hold up in 2017.
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>>380836763
Ditch the heels. Ditch the fucking heels. Not only do they look embarrassing, they physically don't make sense when it comes to the suit. The Varia has a normal boot with a low sole. The stupid heels literally don't fit inside the Varia armor. The need to go as a matter of physical possibility.
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>>380836304
This still doesn't look good. ZS is just fucking incredibly tacky. Darken the blue significantly and make it a leotard, or just go the two piece from Fusion if you detest the undies so much, but the ZS will never look good.
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I want a cartoony 2D Metroid that looks like a cartoon like pic related with crisp hand-drawn 4k sprites

>>380836904
I agree
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>>380803268
>samus is 6'3 outside her suit(without the shitty high heel design)
>she's still only half as tall as her suit

That's a big fucking suit
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>>380836904
Motherfucking this. Otherwise, I kinda like it, but I'd need to see it in color.
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>>380837176
Or the artist doesn't have a brain in his head.
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>>380836623
>I'd prefer Samus just wearing some generic underwear
I also like that because it forces Samus to just wear her armor around in every situation, as if it's her normal everyday clothing on top of being armor/weaponry to her.
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>>380837243
Another aspect to the "Samus has to wear her armor around all the time" is that is preserves the mystery of her identity. As far as I know only like the very top brass of the GFed know her actual identity.
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>>380837120
>AY-YOW!
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>>380837243
why is Samus & Joey such a reaction image goldmine
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>>380837320
That's what I like about her in the other manga.
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>>380812061
FUCKING THIS.

I swear Nintendo removed the video with the death animation because it showed Zero Suit Samus with those fucking heels!

GET RID OF THE GODDAMN HEELS NINTENDO!
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>>380834651
I did like how they followed the basic map layout as much as they could, but they should've loaded it with more secret area and new additions to the original map. I liked how AM2R did that too, but I really like how SR is mixing things up even more.
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Man, i'm super jealous of the special edition Europe is getting instead of just getting a soundtrack that's already all online.

Oh well.
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>>380795246
Its gonna be shit.(mercury steam is involved) so no
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>>380812396
Well its nintendo fault for picking a shit dev do you anyone talking about the metroid?
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>>380838152
Ayy lmao
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>>380837367
Cartoony samus
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>>380809953
Chill out nigga its jus a game
Also nintendo needs to learn to pick good devs let this be a lesson to them
>>
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>>380836475
Literally just google AM2R 1.2.9
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>>380838305
I mite pirate it
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>>380795246
Yeah I will give it a shot since I love Metroid 2
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>>380812396
>If you want your fucking challenge, don't use the parry, and don't use the special powers. Why do you think Pokéfags do nuzlocke runs?
Holy fuck you are retarded not only you accept this is gonna be shit but you also shill for it
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>>380838683
Super had a bunch of OP Beam Powers (forget what they're called you could do them in Prime as well in exchange for Missiles) I never used. Can't be too hard.
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>>380830607
the varia suit has no right to look that good
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>>380837196
More here: http://imgur.com/a/qbUWV
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>>380838894
Seriously this. People are bitching about the parry and Aeion, but tend to forget that their god tier game can get stupidly broken around the midbway point if you knew what you were doing. I love its aesthetics and level design, but the supposed best metroid is also the easiest one, quite ironic. This game at the very least gives you the option from the start without dropping a beat in terms of difficulty, and it should have a steep curve instead of the nosedive in difficulty that super had around Maridia.
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>>380837063
2 is the best because she wouldn't need to wear boots under armor.
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>>380837648
>>380837472
>>380837243
I want to read this manga without dealing with all the porns in sad panda (I assume it is the only place where I can find it since mangafox gave me something really different)?

Can someone link me to it?

With your considerations.

And I will definitely buy Samus Returns
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>>380840406
The title was already mentioned.
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>>380840509
It might be a good start yes.
Then... Can you tell me what it is?
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>>380840895
It's in one of the posts you replied to.
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>>380805442
Everything debatable but you are literally playing a Metroid with 80% of the other Metroids assets. Also average at best music and controls are not perfect.
Love how so many people are ignoring these facts.
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>>380840895
Where is this gif from?
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Definitely

Treehouse gameplay made it look a lot better than the trailer and I want more 2D Metroids.
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>>380795246
Of course, there's no way I'm not going to support a 2D Metroid game. I'd rather buy this any day than fucking """Ultra""" Sun/Moon.
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>>380795246
I'm pretty worried those cinematic parries will turn out to be dull and repetitive, but they're optional and the game looks like it plays just fine so yeah I'm definitely buying it
Pretty pissed there's no special edition in Europe though
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>>380843975
Beats me.
Random gif I found here
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>>380795246
Yes and I don't even care for Metroid too much
The game looks tight and fun

Just give me F-Zero next year Nintendo
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>>380844859
*Here* implies 4chan, not this thread in particular
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So

I played ZM, Fusion, SM, AM2R, Hyper Metroid, Project Base, Metroid Legacy and some other stuff.

Any other suggestions?
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>>380844802
>Pretty pissed there's no special edition in Europe though

Huh there is, we even got the better deal this time as we get a few extras.
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>>380845695
Really? Sauce me up friendo, I've looked everywhere and couldn't find anything
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>>380846049
>I've looked everywhere and couldn't find anything

No you have not, nevermind i'll just spoonfeed you
http://nintendoeverything.com/european-metroid-samus-returns-special-edition-has-several-extra-goodies/
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>>380810076
Just don't fucking die, who gives a shit?
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>>380846332
I swear I just couldn't find it. But that's rad, thank you friend
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>>380846807
I'm not your friend buddy. you're welcome
If only it could go up on amazon now so i can preorder.
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I will be very disappointed in everyone saying they'll buy Samus Retruns if it doesn't sell at least 2 million copies.
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>>380815810
Holy fuck that artwork looks amateur.
Deviant-art amateur.
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>>380808570
I don't understand how some people can hate sexy Samus. Are they gay? Feminist?
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>>380847720
Sexy can still be tall. I do miss amazonian Samus and the two-piece Zero Suit.

And heels also just don't make sense. Though I don't dislike 'em as much as others do.
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>>380847843
Wasn't he already a commander in Super, though? It did get retconned in, but didn't come outta nowhere.
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Do you think if this sells well we'll get an actually 2D Metroid sequel? I want something made by a prominent studio, we've been waiting so long since fusion. Ideally switch, but I'd get something on 3ds too if they put the effort in.
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>>380795885
This
Whos the retard that pays for 3ds games fucking lol
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>>380809786
>they brought back the animation where her clothes explode when you lose
>but they also brought back the zero suit

mixed feeling on this
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Why are there so many autists thinking they're cool or rebel for announcing that they're going to steal game?
>>
played it
ask me things
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>>380836490
Samus should just be naked under the suit because ironically it would force Nintendo to show restraint.
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>>380811974
have you ever fucking read an interview with this guy? everything is either 'a wizard did it' or 'i dunno lol'

he wants you to stop sperging out over mundane details
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