nintendo treehouse thread
are you ready to see /poyo/ today ?
What's gonna be shown today?
>>380432926
got a schedule handy before I take two seconds to google it?
>>380433082
or for me because im too fucking lazy to google it?
>>380433082
there you go man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otmXUsVWlDA
>>380433124
I googled it, it starts in 6 hours.
e3.nintendo.com is handy
>>380433202
Thanks, seeing as the presentation is SIX HOURS AWAY, what do you think is going to be shown?
>>380433267
i hope to see some gameplay trailer of the kirby fighters that's coming to 3ds
I guess the only confirmed thing to be shown are the final Pokken and Arms tournaments.
Which leaves a blank space for tomorrow forSmashnah just kidding,
it's for Rocket league
hope she will play more
>>380433743
She's a cutie but words cannot express how annoyed I was getting when she was constantly hit by that "bouncing ball" attack during Metroid.
So who won splatoon last night? Had to go to bed after the round robin.
>>380435440
USA 4-1
>>380435440
Murrica
/v/ went crazy
>>380435528
>>380435721
Really? After Japan did so well at the beginning. Yeah, I can imagine /v/ was unbearable after that.
>>380433078
FZero HD, Bayonetta 3, Honey Select.
>>380436009
>Honey Select
Based.
i need more of audrey's legs
>>380433078
mother 3
DQ11
wario land
>>380435440
I never actually cared to look at Splatoon untill yesterday. I must admit the game looks more interesting than I gave it credit for.
Guys, I finally remember who Latias reminds me off.Best girl and best series. I need to rewatch it at some point.
>>380435721
Crazy in what way?
>>380436887
hundreds of
>USA! USA!
and insulting japan posts
What's on the menu for today's treehouse?
I WANT TO MARRY THERESA!
She has so honest simle! I want to play games with her!
>>380437158
Only Pokken and ARMS tournaments are confirmed, I think. Probably several games from yesterday and some other stuff like Kirby, maybe start bringing the indies on as well.
>>380433743
>>380437330
>>380437449
her nose is fucking huge, sometimes she looks weird
>>380433078
2 more 3DS new gamesPunch-Out and F-Zero
Where can I find a recap of what they talked about all yesterday?
>>380437740
Will they bring back everyones' favorite boxer?
>>380436541
I thought so too. I thought it was just a simple wall-changes-colour, majority-wins game, but the gloopy gel effect and the mini-challenges make it so much more interesting.
One of the genius things about the Nintendo conference is they actually showcase their games at their best with fun tournaments like this, compared to just showing trailers and carefully selected recorded footage like the others do.
I like the idea behind the PC conference, talking with the developers, but dear God they somehow manage to make it so drab and dreary.
>>380437965
HOY
QUARLOW
>>380432926
Weren't they going to show off Yoshi?
>>380437936
There's this - http://gonintendo.com/stories/282661-nintendo-official-recap-first-day-at-e3 - and Nintendo probably has it up on Youtube in separate vids if you want to see it.
why did anyone think Animal Crossing was going to be shown when Splatoon is done by the AC team?
ARE
WE
COMFY
>Nintendo completely cut out the Australian team promo on both twitch and YouTube
Good job you fucking wierdos, lel.
I'm going to milk Audrey!
>>380433078
>>380437158
It would be nice if they made a surprise announcement every day. That Metroid announcement was brilliant.
>>380438472
a man can dream
>>380436359
>New Wario Land
You don't even know how much I want this.
>>380438681
>it's true
Fucking hell.
>>380437449
Pure good
>>380437503
Chaotic evil
>>380438268
Thank you.
>>380438681
>>380439169
I really dont know if its a meme or if treehouse threads are really filled with such disgusting filthy thirsty 3DPD lovers
>pray that mega milk brings the heat
I would like to see some Ever Oasis and a demo announcement
>>380439362
>weebs still being this mad they got BTFO
lel
>>380439527
What does what I say have anything to do with "weebs" you stupid child.
>>380438681
What happened?
>>380439362
3DPD is fine when they're young
once they hit 18 they're too old
>>380439575
>filthy thirsty 3DPD lovers
>>380439669
You are just a pedophile which is even worse.
>>380439708
How does that imply "weeb" in any way, do you have to be a weeb to realize how gross 3D is?
>>380437503
God how can you enjoy looking at that
>>380439580
Australia basically had a girl only team with at least one 'waifu'. Imagine how /v/ reacted to it.
>>380439747
>How does that imply "weeb" in any way, do you have to be a weeb to realize how gross 3D is?
Who are you trying to fool here?
>>380439956
You are just a naive idiot, Im over 30 and dont care for japanese stuff much.
Women are shit and a waste of time period.
>>380440014
Okay, this will be my last (You).
Is there any chance we'll see Pokemon at all? It comes out in 3 months.
>>380440169
Before the show I would say maybe, but Pokemon is such a big deal that they would've probably shown it Day 1 if it's there
So no
Why does Audrey follow Paul Joseph Watson and Lauren Southern on Twitter?
>>380437330
I'm surprised no one has already. How is she not a mother by now?!
>>380438472
They announced an AC for phone at the same time as fire emblem and we are still waiting
>>380441734
No idea who they are
>This was Sam 2 years ago
What went SO WRONG
>>380441419
Is Pokemon still a big deal? There has been so many games and generations I would have thought people have moved on by now.
>>380442396
S&M sold 14 Million copies so yeah, kinda.I haven't bought it though, the demo made me realize it's all the same shit but with prettier graphics
>>380441734
OH SHIT
>>380442465
poor girl
I'LL BE A ONE UP GIRL
how many bongs until it starts?
>>380442681She's 17
>>380442760
4h40m
>>380442760
Four bongs and 35 bings I think.
>>380442843
I know, but no matter how old she is, she just wanted to play video games, but some people here took it far once again
When does it start
>>380443102
>Took it far
It's just words dude it's not like anyone here molested her
>>380441734
/ourgal/
>>380443207
Well, there must be a reason they removed the Australian team promo video on Twitch and Youtube.Maybe it was because of the big girl but who knows.
>>380443082
How many whaoos?
>>380441734
Is this how she gets fired?
>>380443327
A T H I C C in chat got you at least a ten minute time-out.
>>380443551
It's an absolute shit tier meme to be honest, I'd ban it as well.
>>380443551
Ahahahaha.
>>380442861
New Xeno combat looks improved.
so wait,are the arms and the pokken tournament both part of the treehouse or are those 2 different things ? because if they are the same then it means that we are only going to see the tournaments and nothing else
>>380441734
>it's real
>>380443908
Pokken tournament is early on today, ARMS is same time as Splatoon 2. A lot of gameplay in between, don't worry
>>380433267
they announced first thing is pokken tournament dx so i'm not that fussed about tuning in right at the start
>>380433743
I did enjoy seeing her get constantly beaten by that Zeta Metroid. The quiet failure made my heart skip.
All the big reveals are over so honestly I'd just like to see release dates for indies.
Shit like Terraria, Stardew Valley, Pocket Rumble which was supposed to come out 2 months ago. Stuff like that. The system is lacking in games right now and these indies are the sort of thing that can tide you over until all the big releases
>>380441734
Everyone shut the fuck up about this shit or Neogaf will turn it into drama and try to get her to apologize for disagreeing with them.
>>380442284
Marriage
>tfw you send a nice message to Latias congratulating her and she liked it
>>380444373
Good on you for keeping it wholesome anon.
>that splatoon tournament
>that White knight who wanted to help an OFFICIAL Girl(tm) online and probably spooked her more than anonymous imageboard posts
>>380444373
So, what is the next step?
>>380444187
Terraria is slow going because they're trying to port 1.3 content to consoles which is understandably difficult given how much of it is specifically tailored toward PCs.
>>380444494
Probably unfollowing her because the splatoon hype is over and I realise I don't give a shit about the game.
>>380441734
Because she's plain as day a libertarian.
She follows a lot of libertarian stuff and mainstream meteor / Lauren are between libertarians and alt right.
She follows William Shatner, Ron Paul, Gary Johnson (lel), and a couple other libertarian politicians.
I wanna see the Splatoon horde mode. Apparently its real good.
Reminder
KEK
>>380444630
Oh shit Japan lost? I need to catch up.
>>380444806
Yea, USA got completely wrecked in round 1
But then in the knockout round we fucked the shit out of Australia and came back to almost perfect the Japs.
>>380432926
Anyone got good pics of audrey`s delicious legs from yesterday?
>>380442530
>it's all the same shit but with prettier graphics
literally 99% of current gen games
>>380441734
IMAGINE MY SHOCK
>>380445216
>>380445519
bless your heart, kind anon!
>>380444485
I don't think he actually send that message though
>>380445519
Why does /v/ obsess over her so much? She's not even that pretty. Theresa is much cuter.
>>380445847
t.Theresa
>>380443102
She seems perfectly fine with the attention. Look at the @'s on her twitter. Nobody is being creepy, or saying anything mean to her. If /v/ going too far means posting weird shit on an anonymous board that she'll never visit, and being perfectly normal and polite to her in actual interactions, that's fine with me.
Why Sony and Microsoft don't do this same thing as Nintendo? We're talking 24/7 with the Treehouse about Nintendo stuff and making maymays, which later will flow into the social media as usual.
Sony and Microsoft could do the same but they don't do it... why?
>>380446012
pretty sure they do, or have tried.
>>380444806
>>380445140
>japan takes TC moray in overtime
>they pick it again after they're down 3-1
>they get absolutely blown the fuck out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDdF7a8Wa74
>>380446108
>the united states of dynamo
>>380446012
Both tried, but it's not interesting because all they do is show a trailer for the games instead of actually playing them, giving commentary, telling the audience interesting stuff about the games, and inviting developers on.
Plus Nintendo uses interesting personalities for it instead of businessmen in suits playing games.
>>380446012
Treehouse is a little painful sometimes, so id dread MS or Sony doing it.
Besides, there so little shitflinging here i love it.
It wouldnt be as calm with theirs.
NEW FUCKING ULTRA SUN/MOON INFO FUCKING WHEN
>Splat tim was a madman and started to hop around with the objective with no allied ink near him
That's when you knew USA was gonna win, that SHOOK the japs so hard
>>380446528
Japs literally just had one strat the whole time, they cant adapt.
I imagine the meta there is stale.
>>380446012
Microsoft did a bit of post-show stuff.
>very little use of Splat Dualies in the tournament
I loved those during the Testfire.
I hope they have more announcements today.
>>380432926
I've heard there are rumors that Nintendo recently trademarked something related to Virtual Boy Wario Land's Japanese title. Could this mean a 3DS remake? I've wanted that since the 3DS came out.
>>380447248
If they trademarked something you can probably look it up. That's what people did with Pokemon Sun/Moon
What will she be wearing today?
>>380446935
They're not good.
>>380447368She always wears nothing in my mind
>>380447368
>that autistic spergging during warriors
I wonder how shell be today
>>380444806
>>380436359
>DQ11
don't play with mu feelings anon
I wonder if we have anymore 3DS JRPGs
>>380447637
Why does Tim look like Jordi? You know who.
>>380447853
That Grezzo game and all the Atlus stuff, yeah they could waste time on those.
>>380447586
>spergging
She seemed pretty calm to me. Are you Canadian or something?
>>380447964
Nope im a proud burger.
She got pretty fujo though.
>Trintrolled
>Sam's Ruse Cruise
https://youtu.be/RC-kLo3bt1k?t=7m
What are they doing to us?
>>380439708
It's funny because the guys in your pic are idol fans, i.e. 3DPD lovers
>you'll never be one of Audrey's husbands
>>380448318
i dont want to be him. I want to be me holding her
>>380448056
all the treehouse girls are fujoshi honestly
>>380447964
>Constantly gushing over her husbandos
If her name was Rapp she would've started masturbating right then and there.
>>380448532
True, it was cute though.
awkward treehouse is best treehouse.
"Kirby's Blowout Blast will be available...right after this stream"
>>380438896
yfw its a new Wario Ware for Switch
>>380448318
Do you think she's into BDSM?
>>380448650
fuck you and fuck kirby
>>380432926
Can we get more sword waifu, I need my fix, I am getting tired of this shit
>>380448650
>>380433078
>>380438261
Pokken and ARMS Invitationals.
Yoshi Switch is confirmed getting debut gameplay (isn't on the show floor). They haven't confirmed anything else yet.
>>380439527
wtf is that chair
i just realized i was stalking the treehouse girls on social media
what's wrong with me
>>380448615
I remember in 2014 it was the first year they were doing it so they made more off kilt jokes and even dropped a couple swears, it was pretty fun.
>>380448682
>all those wagglan gimmick games
i cant wait
>>380448704
BORB
>>380448808
Its like the switch is made for WW
>>380448791
2014 was great. They sold me on Fantasy Life that stream
>>380433078
Last night they said that they will start off by showing gameplay of the new Yoshi game for the Switch. Other than that and the tournament we don't know much.
>>380448742
I'm actually excited for Yoshi as I really enjoyed Woolly World
>>380448154
>holyday games
>kirby fighting game was supposed to come out in winter
>>380448950
I never got why /v/ sperged out 2DYOSHIREHASH when I saw the vid and saw 3D stuff.
>>380448950
>that hand
l-lewd
>>380448817
Don't call me that
>>380449023
The diy aesthetic needs a break, desu.
>>380448878
>They sold me on Fantasy Life that stream
Likewise. I know these people are trying to sell me stuff, but I just like this way of doing it.
>>380449181
scripted demos and trailers don't sell anyone on anything except the casual crowd so getting some actual live demos is nice.
>>380449181
ahh, back when rapp was just a cute pedophile
>>380449496
>still hasnt got his dick wet with Rapp juice
missing out, homie.
>>380449181
What's this dance name called?
>>380449131
>>380449496
And when the husbandos were still handsome.
>>380449168
I thought this was new, since this looks more like the 2D games than wooly world
>>380449602
the /ss/ boogie
>>380449829
Still the 3D paper stuff looks weird to me somehow in movement... The movement... I don't know, feels weird, is not stop-motion vibes... just visually weird at my eyes.
who here getting ARMS?
>>380450260
I want my MinMin
>>380450260
Yep
>>380450260
I'm gettingLEGS
>>380450406
that's ok I'll take Ribbon Girl
>>380439768
Have you seen her muscles?
>>380450260
think I'll order the ARMS / Splatoon2 bundle, saves me a bit of money
more shit for 3ds please
>>380450260
sure
>>380437642
HER nose is huge?
Also where the fuck is Chiko?
does Theresa have a twitter?
>>380450736
Mother 3 Remake announcement incoming
>>380433743
Why is she so perfect?
>>380450862
>>380450862
@CummyMummy
>>380450260
I'm waiting until I see the tournament today.
If it convinces me after all I might.
But 60 bucks is a lot for that game, I dunno.
>>380450794
she could snort a pickle
>>380450997
weird, I could have sworn I was following her already. Thanks.
>>380451016
Looks fun but it seems more like a $30 game tbqh
>>380450862
>not knowing all Theresa social media yet
plebian
>>380448791
I still remember some of them.
>Oh please. everyone is good at Mario Party
>Even my grandma is good at it and she's dead
Things like that made the stream so much better in my opinion. Feels less rehearsed in a good way, in contrast to some of the other interviews by Sony and Microsoft which are really dry and boring.
Although Treehouse is by far my favorite part of E3, I have to say that their localizations are absolute shit. Still, give credit when it's due and all that.
>>380451016
>>380451179
game will get free updates, so I'm hoping it will be worth it
>>380450997
Wait a minute
N-No Kindra this year?
>have shit to do gonna miss the threads and the tourneys
just
>>380451384
She was there already
>>380451384
She was on yesterday while they were demoing Xenoblade, I think?
>>380432926
cant wait to see mummy
>>380448720
Someone recommend me a good shortstack doujin
Where's Bill "it's treason then" Trinen? Is he there this year?
What did they mean by this?
>>380451519
Does Xavier get leave to go to E3 or something?
WWE is really stingy with their time off for road employees.
>>380451616
We need one of these for this year
>>380433078
Artificial Academy 4 and a shitty guro flash game
>>380451616
I wish someone made one of these for this year but focusing on their legs
>>380451616
If girl on the right had a nose job she'd be cutest housewife tier
How was the Splatoon 2 tourney? Did anything new get shown off? Was it fun to watch?
https://twitter.com/UnrealEngineJP/status/874671941419794432
https://twitter.com/UnrealEngineJP/status/874671941419794432
https://twitter.com/UnrealEngineJP/status/874671941419794432
>the nu yoshi is made in unreal
>>380451990
>Nintendo has actually already mastered the engine
OH BABY
EXPECT FASTER GAME DEVELOPMENT CYCLES
>>380451517
she was there during ARMS
>>380451990
So is Odyssey.
>>380451950
Very
>>380451887
I think her nose is fine. The only thing her face is missing is my cum.
>>380451950
I've never played Splatoon. It was alright to watch. I can't say I understand why people would play it competitively but it was fun to watch.
>>380451990
Nintendo will probably nail it and wonder why everyone else can't optimise their games
>>380451950
new arenas
yes, it was very fun and intense
>>380451887
Her nose is fine.
>>380452135
really? I cant imagine that, source?
>>380452135
WOW SOURCE ON THAT?
>>380438727
Im pretty sure thats the plan.
In fact they announced 2 surprise games yesterday, since mario superstar saga was there too, the only reason we didnt considered it as a surprise was cuz of the leak.
And i still hope for dqmonsters.
WHY OH WHY SQUENIX? WHY YOU HAVE TO BE SUCH ASSHOLES!!!?
>>380451990
Nothing wrong with using a third party license engine to makes your games with, from what we've seen it looks great
>>380452198
they already said previously that they mastered UE4. I kinda expect MP4 to be UE4 game, especially if they wanna push it to 2018
>>380451771
>>380452441
MP4 would be the type of game to benefit greatly from U4.
>>380439708
>That Sonyfag
Everytime
>>380451613
Got you senpai,
https://e-hentai.org/g/1041841/539e42c847/
>>380432926
To be honest I'm only thing I care about is seeing new game announcements. I don't want any more details than what I know from the trailers.
>>380448236
Only the top 2
The bottom ones are a realistic gamer representation
>>380451950
They played on a few new maps.
It also was very fun to watch
>>380452342
>>380452362
There is no source. Idiots just saw the Unreal trademark at the end of the presentation and immediately assumed it was referring to Odyssey.
>>380452441
I keep reading that Prime was made with UE2 engine, though no one has any sources. If true though it would be the logical thing to do
>>380452598
wew
>tfw keep watching odyssey trailer
>>380452441
>if they wanna push it to 2018
oh my sweet child
>>380453153
>tfw spent 30 minutes dancing to the new song
>>380453189
have faith! does no one else read The Secret, we can will it to next year.
>>380453153
>watch cancerous E3 "reaction" videos
>literally everyone is dancing to the song
post more theresa please
>>380453246
autism speaks
>>380452441
anon, it's going to come out in 2019. if they're fast.
>>380453327
the giant bomb reaction is the best one.
also
>everyone immediately thinking its Monster Hunter
embarrassing.
>>380453330
also have a smug one
>>380453531
I thought it was Donkey Kong when I heard the stomping
Then I was
>Dinosaur? Is this a new IP or something?
>HOLY FUCK IT'S MARIO, THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>>380439708
>that guy on the bottom left
Jesus, that cannot be real. Is there a video for this? I need to see this thing in motion.
>>380452661
Cheers friend
>>380439708
I think I have seen those kind of faces on hentais...
>>380453330
>>380448720
Sauce me senpai.
>>380433078
I know there is a Pokken tourney so we might get some Pokemon announcement. Maybe a new USM trailer or something.
>>380453153
>have kept the song replaying even during my sleep since it was announced
They honestly sold the whole game to me just with that trailer.
>ywn see Latias again
>>380455058
she shouldgit gud
>>380455058
She was shit anyway, tim is /our squid/
How long until it starts?
>>380455754
Two hours
>>380455754
Just have it open until it starts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otmXUsVWlDA
I actually enjoy the TreeHouse stream more than the rest of e3
>no more Splatoon tournament
That's really a shame. Arms and Pokemon aren't as interesting.
>>380456019
It's the best part of E3 every year, bar none, even when Nintendo's actual presentation isn't good.
>>380456167
I haven't seen Pokkén in action so it'll be cool to see it. Do people like that game?
>>380456291
>It's the best part of every year on /v/
How long?
>>380456167
I think ARMS is fun to play, but it really doesn't make me excited when spectating.
>>380445140
That's what they get for having a Dynamo-fag on their team. I wish they'd nerf that overpowered piece of shit weapon some more, it's still way too fucking strong
>>380456598
Probably because of the lack of combos. It's just not as flashy, but since every hit counts, it's more tense when playing it.
when's it start in uk time? I got work starting from 6 till 10
>>380457094
less than two hours
6pm if I get your time right
>>3804570946tounkown. Probably not as late as last night, but they are ending on another tournament. ARMS this time.
wheres the comfy /v/ stream?
>>380457220
is today the last day? or is there one more day with no tournies?
>>380457275
on comfy theatre
>>380457380
Tomorrow will have another stream ending with an ARMS tournament.
>>380432926
>have to work on the last day of Treehouse
Fuck.
>>380457485
No wait, both ARMS and Pokken are today.
>>380456381
E3 in general is but these Treehouse streams are good shit.
>>380457683
call in sick anon
who /disgustingneet/ so gets to enjoy all of treehouse/e3
>>380457683
Eh, the last day is usually the most skippable.
>>380457825
I've already had three off days in a row, so that's a no go.
>>380457954
That is true I suppose.
>>380457863
Right here senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qgOeXbFQ9U&feature=youtu.be
>you will never have a one up girl
>>380457863
>mfw coworkers are watching treehouse so its not a big deal.
>mfwthey are fucking normies REEEEE
smash pl0x
>>380458282
>tfw can't sperg out about Theresa in front of my normie friends
Will they show more Xenoblade? I really liked what I saw from the gameplay yesterday. Do they even show the same game twice?
>>380458675
they showed Mario two times yesterday
>>380458675
Yes, they do
Where is Smash and Mario Maker?
Are they any chance of still coming this E3 at all? Probably would have been put in the main show if they were coming
>>380458675
>>380458749
I do hope they announce at least one new Switch game. Doesn't even have to be something big - but something similar to Bowser's Minions for example would be pretty cool.Captcha: STOP PLEASE
>>380458675
Last year they showed Zelda for hours upon hours.
Gib F-Zero
Man two tournaments? I mean, shit sounds kind of hype but those will probably take up a huge chunk of time. Doesn't seem like they'll be that much time for vidya.
>>380458925
I think so too, but you honestly never know with Nintendo.
Still waiting on the inevitable
"RELEASING RIGHT NOW ON THE ESHOP"
>>380458990
the didn't had much more last year
>>380459126
It was sick last year when they just dropped Rhythm Heaven out of nowhere. Though, they do have a sale going on right now so there's that I guess.
My feelings song when E3/Treeshouse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YV3_pSEXsIo
>>380459053
The tournaments are the last things they do anon
Have you watched any Treehouse Livestream? They do it the entire day
It's 8 Fucking hours
>>380458925
how hard could it be to port? BoTW devs have already said that porting from the Wii U to the Switch is cake, Sakurai would have to be a hardass to not have already done it.
OR they're devving new features before announcing it. Gamescon is on the horizon.
>>380459126
I'm actually suprised Mario and Luigi wasn't same day reveal
Then again, it's not just a simple remake they are improving the graphics even more. The shading is absolutely ridiculous and Bowser keeps getting better
>>380458925
I'm pretty sure they will not announce Smash because it would overshadow ARMS and Pokkén.
Mario Maker is more likely, but I honestly doubt it.
>>380459449
I would prefer a new Smashbros rather than just an improved port tbqh.
>>380458925
>>380459572
Mario Maker would have to be a sequel and not a port at this point.
>>380459621
New Smash would take ages. Nintendo would be retarded not porting Smash to Switch, since most Switch owners don't have a WiiU - so for them it's like a new game (like with MKL8).
>>380459318
>New Order
Mah negro
>>380459621
not gonna happen, besides it would practically be a new game to most people(like me) who skipped the Wii U and want more than that 3ds version.
>>380438681
:^)
What happened to Alison? She was my favourite girl.
>>380460690
Literal whore and pedo defender, got shitcanned
>>380438681
Holy fucking hell that is hilarious. Did people actually post shit on her twitter and youtube?
>Bald ARMS man being coy about Snakeman's heterochromia
TWO SNAKES IN A HUMAN BODYSUIT CONFIRMED
>>380461202
>>380438681
what was it even? Is it not the 30 second Inkling Invitational video they have up on Youtube?
>>380461352
intros, nerds here got thirsty over one of the females
>>380438681
>player named Latias
>you must now find her footage which is somewhere in youtube
Pottery
>>380461202
Apparently it was because of her other team mate and all the THICC memes.
>>380461228
That would seriously make me like him more
>>380442284
Cute voice though
>>380461228
>>380461646
You've subscribed toourchannel, right?
>>380461640
>thicc
she was plain obese.
>>380438681
protip for you guys the original stream footage still has it
>>380460689
What happened to her arm?
>>380462043
Looks like she's carrying something, maybe a laptop.
>>380462043
OH FUUUGGG
>not even the devs can master Helix
hmmm
>>380433202
thank you anon
>>380462043
nothing
>>380436731
I just had to put this here, kids mom was one delicious looking milf
What happened to sam?
It's been like 5 months. She looks fine in January but haggard now.
>>380460689
Was it autism?
>>380462707
>>380462707
almost died
When's it starting?
Think any more surprises are coming?
I was hoping for a proper handheld Zelda for 2018.
>>380462043
>>380462447
Why are trucker hats on girls so god damn hot?
>>380462830
fuck...
When does it start?
>>380462863
50 mins
>>380462883
If we knew, they wouldn't be surprises
>>380462826
no, it was cuteness
>>380462830
I want to hug her.
>>380462883
What would you define as a proper handheld Zelda? A Link Between Worlds wasn't your thing?
>>380463091
I would Rapp her if you catch my drift
>>380463091
would be friends with and wait to have her 18yo puss
>>380462830
poor sam
>>380463079
Which is why I said "think."
>>380458935
That's for Thursday. Their E3 plans say they have another unannounced AAA title to announce on Thursday
>>380463169
He's probably talking about Triforce Heroes
>>380462679
UNFmore
>>380463296PIKMIN 4
>>380463169
A game that isn't TFH, which I likes mind you.
ALBW game out 4 and a half years ago.
>getting stoned and watching treehouse all day
Yes please
>>380463437
Fuck, dude. Time flies. I still haven't gotten around to playing it, either.
>>380463476
>dr*gs
>>380463675
>>380463091
Can autism be cute?
>>380463437
>ALBW game out 4 and a half years ago.
What the everloving fuck? I could've sworn it was only like two years ago, where the hell is time going?
>>380463437
>ALBW game out 4 and a half years ago.
What the actual fuck?! That can't be right ...
>>380463774
Only in girls.
>>380463892
November 2013.
Where da link
>>380463926
more
>>380432926
Don't tease me like that, I want to see a full co-op kirby level bad.
>>380463878
>>380463892
tbf it's actually more like 3.5
oh fuck me its not for 45 minutes I thought it started 15 minutes ago.
I want to see more of the Kirby game, not the Yoshi one
Wool Yoshi was cuter than diorama yoshi
>>380464019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otmXUsVWlDA
>>380435721
The memes were true. Splat Tim indeed does it.
>>380444562
>Huge titties
>Libertarian
>Goofy
>Loves the vidya
More like /mygal/
>>380464027
>>380444562
she doesn't seem like the type interested in politics
Will next year's E3 have a Warioware game for the Switch?
Whens it start, lads?
>>380463926
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>380464161
>didn't watch
>don't get it
>load it up
>US_Tim
my sides
Thank you based Tim.
>>380464481
38 minutes
>>380464481
40 keks
>>380464481
come the fuck on mate
>>380464481
At 10 o'bong
Guys, what if Audrey has a lewd pantyhose outfit again?
It's too hot today, I can't keep on fapping all the time.
>>380463091
she needs to take an appointment with an orthodonthist now
>>380464017
Okay, so that's actually 3 1/2 years, but still kinda weird how long it's been.
>>380462830
>Skull infection
That's metal as fuck .
>>380453606
Smug Theresa is best Theresa (look at that smile at the end of the webm)
>>380464720
Not with that attitude.
>>380464481
35 bings to go.
>>380464836
thats not smug thats just a painfully fake camera smile
>>380464720
>Audrey walks out on the stage in a full body fishnet today and spends the entirety of the Treehouse throating and fucking the joycons.
>>380464836
WHY IS THERESA SO FUCKING PERFECT? She's 10/10 waifu material.
>>380464992
>says "haha you could even play these games using your feet with the joycons!"
>uses her pantyhose covered feet to hold a joycon and try to press buttons with the toes
>>380442465
based
Pretty weird that they would put Yoshi and Kirby in the spotlight when they're pretty far away and in the same sort of platforming vein. Honestly, those feel like games you put out during a dry spell. Plus, Kirby has already gotten a shit load of attention lately. Seems like a bit too much. A shame animal crossing still hasn't been mentioned on switch yet. Still, impressive showing so far and I'm actually looking forward to getting switch in the fall.
Wild and autistic wishes time:
>Zelda direct in September/October
>shows new 2D Zelda for 3DS
>Skywards Sword remake/HD port for Switch
>Zelda DLC Pack 2 detailed
>Retro direct in November?
>details Virtual console and the retro games you get with the online subscription
>maybe an old IP gets a new game on the eshop
>if Smash has been revealed, they show a retro character addition
>right before the endthey reveal Retro Studios' new project
Post yfw either of these happens
>>380465140
kirby hasn't had a good console game in a long time
>>380442465
>support
If only she knew that people just want to have a private splatfest with her.
OFFICIAL TREEHOUSE GIRL RANKINGS
Theresa > Sam (pre skull infection) > Audrey >>>post surgery JUST Sam >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>everyone else
nobody wants pikmin 4 except me
Treehouse is so comfy :3
Theresa's resumee is pretty OP
Project coordination in video game development for 2nd party at Nintendo of America. Publisher & developer relations and concept/pitch review. Data management and creative writing for text assets of 1st party content in Nintendo digital stores. Talent for video commercials and promotional material in Nintendo products, including Treehouse Live. Fluent in English and Portuguese.
Experienced in QA processes, timelines, and training. Knowledgeable of Japanese video game business culture.
Actual: Project Development Specialist
Promoted upon successfully releasing multiple projects by exhibiting leadership and teamwork, situational adaptability, communication, task management and scheduling skills while driving multiple endeavors in intense and changing schedules. Continued to pursue personal growth and change to better perform in duties.
* Key contributor in the development and successful launch of "Snipperclips - Cut it out, together!" for the worldwide digital launch on Nintendo Switch. Roles consisted of scheduling, leading discussions and meetings, evaluating version builds, providing design feedback, facilitating submissions, collaborating with various departments for localization and marketing efforts.
* Coordinated Nintendo-acquired IP game projects where each had unique and date-driven development schedules. Served as key role with various departments on logo, packaging, manuals, localization, marketing strategy and messaging.
* Supported US-market region strategies and Nintendo global software strategies by coordinating different game projects that were either funded or completely acquired by Nintendo. Roles included coordinating product proposal reviews, analyzing market trends, consolidating reports to executive teams and parent company.
>>380465194
i can see all but the retro and skyward sword desu
I really want a new IP though, like a big team's side-project.
>>380465296
>>380464836
those awkward camera smiles are pretty hnnng
>>380465296
the thumbnail looked like she had zettai ryouki with a black mini skirt and knee high black socks
My dick was about to explode as I opened the webm and saw that was an illusion created by her hand and it was only jeans
sigh
but imagine
>>380465090
haha
Here's hoping for a Theresa, Audrey, Sam, and special guest Latias Splatoon 2 demonstration.
>>380465090
Would definitely push a few extra thousand Switches, I'll tell you hwhat.
>>380465330
Theresa > Audrey's massive utters > Audrey > everyone else
>>380465349
and me
>>380465349
Doesn't everyone love Pikmin?
>>380465389
yet she can't speak publicly worth shit.
>>380465194
I only see Retro Studios Direct happening, oddly enough.
>>380465389
thanks for the info creep
>>380465389
Wait, she does actual work at Nintendo?
BASED
A
S
E
D
I'm going to violate Audrey!
I just love her outfit, it's cute, elegant. whoever you are my future wife, I want you to be like her.
She has that little thing that make a plain girl a 10/10 to me
>>380465529
Commentary is a different kind of public speaking.
Im sure shes fine when talking about normie things.
>>380465389
All that behind a cute little smile
Top waifu confirmed
>>380465330
Kindra deserves a ranking too anon.
>>380465592
Treehouse members have actual jobs outside of the e3 show
>>380465213
Yeah but it just feels so much similar to Triple Deluxe that I can't help but feel a bit disappointed. I mean, power mixing is cool and all and a neat throwback to Kirby 64, but with Robobot really having a solid and different gimmick it kind of sucks they're just going for the more traditional route again.
>>380465703
Theresa > Sam (pre skull infection) > Audrey >>>post surgery JUST Sam >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>everyone else > shit > Kindra
>>380465639
>the way her legs are
>her feet placement
wife material
Posting what I have of the treehouse chicks.
A pic of Audrey that doesn't look like a complete surgery mess.
>>380465639
>She has that little thing that make a plain girl a 10/10
A dick?
>>380465592
All of them do.
But resumés always sound better than what they actually did.
It's like trashmen putting "sanitation engineer" or "excess material logistics manager" on their resumé.
Why is it later today?
I want Spelunky on Switch
That is all
>>380465639
>She has that little thing that make a plain girl a 10/10 to me
Is it her incredibly cute face? Or her THICC thigs?
>>380465852
She would be a 11/10 then (no homo)
>>380465851
looks like a wig desu.
brunettes need to stay brunettes.
I want more Superstar Saga DX footage, we only got a boss before they went into the sidegame.
>>380465639
so smol and cute!
>>380465703
looks and sounds like a tranny. fuck off.
>>380465851
She's much better as a blonde
>>380465721
Huh. I thought they were more like actors or something, honestly.
>>380465934
Just like, regular Spelunky? You could probably email Nicalis and they'd do it.
Take like ten minutes.
>>380465851
Audrey is so fucking disgusting. I don't know if it's being a bunch of antisocial nerds that you find her attractive, or it's just cuz of her big tits that mesmerize, you guys need to stop. There are girl gamers, especially Nintendo fangirls, that are actually attractive.
>>380465934
That would be neat, and he wants to put something on the system
https://mynintendonews.com/2017/05/17/the-creator-of-spelunky-wants-a-game-on-the-nintendo-switch/
>Getting lots of requests for Spelunky on Switch! I have a Switch, it's awesome. Definitely want to put something on it.
>>380465970
More like a 12/10 (homo)
>>380465938
Must be her personality, that soft and wet personality
>>380466059
Nintendo can afford better and hotter actors.
The reason /v/ is so obsessed is because these women are more "real", despite being spokesmen.
>>380466059
They play all games from NoJ and pick out what to bring over, they beta test, they translate. bunch of stuff
Where's Nate?
Will they show more Xenoblade today?
>>380466118
yeah, girls like Theresa and Latias are much more attractive
>>380466118
It's because of her giant mazombas. Everyone wants to succle on her fat nips
>>380466118
>it's just cuz of her big tits that mesmerize
Yes. It's exactly that. Those udders are just fucking amazing. Imagine getting a titjob from Audrey.
>>380466118
I wouldnt call her unnattractive, but she does have a look that makes me want to be really rough with her, which makes me put her on the top of my list.
>>380466249
Anon....
Zelda DLC when
>>380466274
I was going to ask the same question, I would love to see more
>>380465140
The only reason you think there's almost too much kirby is because nintendo normally takes way to long to actually release anything that isnt poketman or fireemblem. Its nots hals fault they are competent and people LOVE kirby
>>380466234
Sounds pretty based.
That Black guy from the Splatton 2 tournament was really good at announcing. I doubt I could find things to talk about, in front of hundreds of people no less.
>>380466249
Ded
When's this shit start?
>>380466274
>>380466402
They typically dont return to games unless theyre really big ones like smash.
>>380466348
Nate's alive, pretty sure its Eric that's gone.
>>380466118
What's the matter, anon?
only 1/3 bongs to go lads, what will be the first game shown?
>>380466524
I just love how comfy and positive those treehouse threads are. You don't usually see that on /v/.
Any so-called Europeans in the tournies today to try and redeem themselves after the embarrassment that was Splatoon?
>/v/ obsessing over 5/10's
>>380466551
I miss him
>>380466482
Im pretty sure they had a script/guideline of sorts. But yeah commentating vide games on the spot is hard.
>>380466581
Kirby!!!!
Audrey is for wild sex
Theresa is for comfy marriage
Now stop fighting
>>380466547
Oh alright that's a shame
>>380466675
rip in pieces
>>380466581
Serebii confirmed Pokken I think
>>380465938
Probably a bit of everything. Of course I'm attracted to all the random 10/10 sluts you guys are posting on 4chan. But as a matter of choice, I would always prefer the "uglier" girl behind her... I always find a plain girl who has a little something different in her look than the "perfect" chick that look nothing different from any other 10/10 chick. Visually I find the 10/10 boring as hell and I'm not talking about personality.
At work there is a girl, everybody find her perfect. Yes she is beautiful but that's all I can say about her.
>>380466715
What isBillfor?
>>380466828
Are you me
>>380466612
>Those were fucking French! Of course they suck in anything combative, huge surprise! Don't throw these fuckers in with the rest of us.
>/sp/ used to post solid sevens during brakes
>somehow it died, probably due to shitty mods
It's just not fair.
>may contain content inappropiate for children
playing through link to the past for the first time ever the past few days. so fucking fun, i just want to beat it. played like 6 hours straight last night.
I'm starting to understand why people are fanboys for Nintendo. Want to play Link's Awakening, Link Between Worlds, Majora's Mask, finish Ocarina of Time, and do Chrono Trigger/Cross after this.
Also Wind Waker. And pretty much all Nintendo at this point.
>>380466856
Isabelle.
>>380466679
Did they really? Because the Black guy with hair said next to nothing, and when he did, it was bout things that almost had nothing to do with the match. The other guy had to swing to conversation back around to the match.
>>380466856
Hugging your waifu
>>380466856
NTR'ing
>>380459126
I was certain that this was gonna happen for Switch VC.
>>380466715
True fact.
>>380466901
divegrass still posts slags and rochas
>>380466776
Fucking fidget spinners
>>380466856
Bill is like the custom made stepdad. Nice, inoffensive, will never let you down, but yet uninspired.
>>380465790
Any chance the robobot will still have some levels? Or a mode? or really rare ability? OR SOMETHING?
>>380466856
Stealing waifus.
>>380466828
You and me both, anon. There are dozens of us!
>>380466612
SO CALLED EUROPEANS
So good
FUCK DUDES CHECK THIS OUT
>>380466923
Don't skip the Capcom Zelda games (Seasons and Ages, Minish Cap) if you haven't already played them, they're some of the best.
>>380466856
Serving Miyamoto-san.
>>380466939
I dont know for sure, but having watched other e-sports commentators. A lot of the stuff they said sounded really general and prepared. It was probably just from never doing it though.
>>380466939
The color commentator doesn't typically participate heavily in the play by play.
>>380466547
They covered xcx 3 days. In a row
>>380467146
>>380467014
Bill is GOAT you don't know what you're talking about, he's OG and right hand of the company heads
>>380466856
Bill is the type of dude to let you test the waters of gay sex and then never tell a soul about it.
>>380466828
For this exact reason I never had a crush on a celebrity. "Pure beauty" or "hotness" isn't the be-and-end-all.
>>380435916
>Unbearable
don't be a cunt, lad. The "USA" spam is just as much a meme as it is sincere. Euros, Aussies, and everyone else was doing it for fun. It was an amazing time.
top qt
>>380467146
C O M F Y
O
M
F
Y
>>380466715
I agree. Audrey is for violent rough sex and sucking on her nurturing boobs for a few hours afterwards.
Theresa is for making your gf and kissing her nose as she smiles and you play games together.
>>380467224
Vell that was one of the big ones at the time of the drought. Who knows though, they way have some dead time to fill.
>>380467263
truly a saint
>>380467305
T H I C C
>>380466128
it would be pretty cool if he does.
>>380467159
this, also above all don't skip Link: The Faces of Evil as it's considered the best in the series by most hardcore fans
New bread?
Audrey can demo my dick. Theresa is a slag.
You virgins are ruining the Comfy go wank yourself off before watching.
>>380467383
>ywn help her out as she gets frustrated with a Metroid boss
>>380466828
Same here.
I like imperfect girls with some unique things about their looks.
There are tens of thousands of "generic" hollywood blondes and barbies out there on the covers of maxim, playboy, fhm and others.
None of those really interest me. Like yeah for sure you're beautiful and good looking but.. there's nothing really unique.
I know what you mean.
>>380467571
simmer bonglad, this is part of treehouse.
NEW THREAD FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
>>380466891
Nice to talk to someone who understand me. All my friends say that it's because I'm not confident enough to hit on a perfect chick. It's obviously not the case. A few months ago I met a chick at the bar, hot af (9/10, thicc, perfect face), I was not interested in her at all at first. Then I talked to her and she had a fucking great personality, like a total bro (not wife material at all but a fun chick overall). A few weeks later we made out at a party. But... I had another girl in mind, a 6.5/10 wich sadly is not interested in me :(
>>380467571
The amount of sex that ended up on the brain due to watching these threads at work was staggering.
They fucking whip you up into a frenzy, even though you normally wouldn't even notice these women and girls as attractive.
>>380467305
>crikey my feet hurt
>I wish I was at home playing with my woomy
>is it whaling season?
>why is this black guy standing in front of me?
>i came here to fuck Latias and deliver bants, and I'm all outta semen
>>380467779
WHY DON'T YOU JUST CREATE ONE INSTEAD OF SHOUTING YOU FUCKING MORONIC INCOMPETENT FAGGOT
Has Bill been in any segments? Couldn't watch much yesterday.
>>380467779
someone already made one dipshit, why don't you go find it
Astounds me that 3DPD fags make fun of waifufags and animefags and then they turn around and have autistic threads like this.
>>380467935
He was interpreting for Miyamoto on the Ubisoft stream, but I don't think he was on the Treehouse stream at all (nor was Miyamoto).
>>380467983
It's not even comparable
>>380467305
Post more of the ft chick with huge tits
>>380467781
maybe you're just sympathetic to humans and realize that looks really don't matter as much as what's inside someone's heart and in a way this has made you rethink how looks actually work.
as soon as I started to question these things and look at how I was acting I started to feel a really strong attraction to women who are traditionally "ugly" or something... just like, imperfect. it's kind of hard though I think cause women are trained to think that's all that matters or something. i don't know.
it comes off as shallow to even have those thoughts at all but everyone does ... it's natural. to some extent. I like a woman if she fits my feeling of what I want, like almost fetishistic. it's less about "pure beauty" than the fantasy i have in my mind. a 5/10 that fits my fantasy is much hotter than a 10/10 that has nothing to do with my deepest darkest sexual desires
NEW THREAD for dummies who will miss it
>>380466596
>>380466596
>>380466596
>>380467501
>funny
>>380468045
>link the thread
>waifufags immediately start shitposting in it
mistake desu
>>380468302
They would find the thread eventually and start posting anyway
>>380467305
link of this video?