I'LL BE YOUR 1-UP GIRL

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>>380429723

/v/ sings "One Up Girl (Let's Do the Odyssey)" when?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qgOeXbFQ9U

Perfect way to celebrate the end to this e3

I wonder if the new hat allows you to get inside and posses her or peach.

>>380429723
That's not the only thing that is 1-UP

>>380430305
She wears a hat, so no. She looks like Carmen Sandiego.

>>380430583
Is that why the hat shop guys wear like 20 hats? Are they that afraid of Mario's spooky possession powers?

>>380429910
shouldnt you be sending a thank you card to nintendo

>>380429723

the game uses coins instead of 1-ups...

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>>380429723
>meanwhile daisy on her way to Mario Odyssey

>>380429723
>no girl will ever offer to be your 1-up girl
I wish nintendo would stop hurting me

>>380432181
This is why I don't play these anymore.

>>380429723
Is this supposed to be Daisy's Rosalina?

>>380431964
>Game using more modern conventions
You do realize removing the penalty for death allows trickier design, right?

See, BotW, Souls, Rayman Origins/Legends

>>380434131
It was a joke you sperg. The theme song for the game is "1-up Man" but there's no 1-ups anymore.

Loving this track
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cy0NJEVIv8U

>>380432181
You know, she might have a chance to pop up if Pauline did. I mean Odyssey is all about traveling to different worlds and it's been really weird/interesting about locations for a Mario game (plus New Donk City is basically the Big-City world from Donkey Kong '94) so maybe we'll see some Super Mario Land love.

>>380429723
Someone has to make an animation of her getting fucked to that song

>>380430785
He just plays a lot of tf2

>>380429910
>Posting a trash quality version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9r5hx47kxM

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>>380434996
>Metro Kingdom
More cities? Diamond City?

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>>380432181
>>380434542
We might see her seeing as the easter island heads are from super mario land

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>>380434996
Interesting...

>>380434996
>no Sarasaland
Fucking dropped

>>380429723
Where's the Japanese version? The lyrics are so awkward sounding (Odyssey yessey?) , it feels like the english version is just a direct translation of a Japanese version

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>>380435607
And sphinx

>>380435827
There is no Japanese version based on the fact the Japanese Nintendo Youtube version of the trailer is in English also:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ef5pyjq0a_Y

>>380435827
Isn't it "Odyssey ya see"?

>>380435827
It's "Odyssey, ya see?"
I've read the lyrics they don't seem awkward at all.

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>Pauline is more canon and relevant than Daisy

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>>380436145
To be fair Rosalina shouldn't be as canon as she is. She should be fucking off into deep space with Toadsworth, Lubba and the other one note garbage characters.

>>380436631
>Toadsworth
>one note

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>>380436631
>Shitting on Toadsworth
He needs to come back.

>>380436854
With SSDX he is

>>380436906
Holy shit, you're right, I totally forgot about that.

>>380436906
SSS takes place in the past so he's still technically MIA.

>>380433140
interesting... i like it

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>Mario Odyssey makes all these Donkey Kong stages canon

>>380429910
Sounds katamarish.

>>380437229
The third world just makes me want a pirate stage in Odyssey now, Mario could even use his pirate costume from Mario Party 2 or something.

>>380434676
Minus8 will take care of that

>>380436631
Every Mario character is one note

>She'll be playable in Mario kart 9

Can't wait

>>380429723

If she wants to be my 1-UP girl does that mean she wants to create life with me?

>>380437545
>Implying they'll wait that long

She'll be added when MK8D's season pass gets announced with new tracks and stuff.

>>380437438
Isn't Minus8 having to stay on the down low to avoid Korean jail for degeneracy.

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>>380437545
>Mario Kart 9 comes out
>No Koopalings are raping the roster
>The Broodals take over instead

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>>380437694

https://chtkghk8.tumblr.com/post/161799078588/if-im-drawing-fan-art-first-i-want-to-clear

"If I’m drawing fan art,
first, I want to clear the game.
I think it is ‘fan’ art"

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I'd make her mayor of my city, if you know what I mean.

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>you lived long enough to see Pauline Rabbid become canon

>>380437737
>No Babies or Metal Characters are raping the roster

Much better

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>>380438174
>They're replaced with all the different costumes Mario can have in Odyssey

>>380438273
>they're replaced with rabbids

>>380435827
It's a Mario game. English is the default voice language. There is no JP dub.

>>380429723

What's the name of the Vocalist?

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>>380437315
i agree so she can be here

>>380439141
>Not having the Rabbid as one character with various costumes like Villager, Inkling or Isabelle

>>380439303
Pauline

>>380437567
No. She wants to resurrect you.

>>380436631
>showed up in every spinoff since her inception
>represents the series in Smash next to Mario, Luigi, Peach, Bowser, and Jr
>playable in the previous mainline 3D game
Sorry pal, she isn't going anywhere.

>>380437229
>all the various stages corresponded directly in terms of design to where their position was on the map

god this game was awesome

>>380439439
>>380439141
>Rabbids wearing diapers and sucking on pacifiers

>>380432181
>No MK8D DLC announced
>No more tracks
>No more new characters
>Stuck with a bunch of shitty characters we don't want
>No Birdo

Why is this song so comfy? :3

>>380440096
I was thinking more the Mario, Luigi, Peach and Yoshi rabbids from the actual game.

>>380440185
Because Big Band Jazz is always comfy, and the vocal work is fantastic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5984zGV5pyk
The change from Orchestra to Big Band has only helped Mario as a series.

>>380439924
Still a chance yet.

And don't worry Rosalina isn't in.

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>>380440530
>We can fly straight to the Moon
>Rosalina won't appear in some form

>>380440530
It's a game where you collect moons.
She is in.

>>380435827
Fucking weeb

>>380440156
We've been asking for Diddy and Birdo since 2014 before the original Mario Kart 8 even came out. Nintendo just doesn't give a fuck.

>>380436129
It's the opposite really. They have a lyrical cohesion while at the same time being a huge advertisement for the game and switch and referring to aspects of the game.

It's like if marketing was an artform.

>>380440630
>>380440703
No she won't for fucks sake.

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>>380440630
>>We can fly straight to the Moon
This better be the costume if we actually go to the Moon.

Is this the best vidya song with lyrics?
Besides Y.V.'s Mansion of course.

>>380440913
Dude this is shaping up to be a game that celebrates the series as a whole.
You'd have to be insane to think that.

>>380440913
Mario Odyssey has "Kingdoms" for different hub worlds. It looks like each Kingdom has an NPC leader.

Who do you think the NPC leader for the moon would be if not Rosalina?

>>380429723
unfortunately they downgraded her tits and ass

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>>380441087

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>>380440994
https://youtu.be/W6cPLtEEOsw?t=2m12s
>Implying

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>>380439924
I'm sorry Daisy but you father Gunpei... well at the end he hadn't a good relationship with Ninty

>>380441247
Ok. I'd be cool with that.
Still placing all of my bets on Rosalina though.

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>>380441087

>>380441067
It's up there

Other contenders
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwKHxzfmAOY and the rest of P5 soundtrack (not P3 or 4, because in 5 the lyrics are actually coherent)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWtpAzbEnc8

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>>380435607
>>380435945
It needs to happen!

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>>380441247
He's only a head though now.

>>380441254
Fuck, you're right, that would be a better reference, plus it'd have a different "hat" for Cappy to get attached to. I'm still hoping for some costume reference to MP2 though, it has potential to be used in some way.

>>380429723
God damn I thought she was saying wind-up girl.

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>Go to the moon
>This guy is the boss

>>380441423
It'll be used when we get Pirate Mario.

hehehe

New dong city

hehehe

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>yfw Mario is finally back to his former glory

>>380435827
It's like a an old version of New York with music of the era.
Even if the Japanese game was to have Japanese voices in the rest of the game you can bet they'd leave that song in English.

>>380441378
so given the fact mario can possess various inanimate objects as well

what are the chances of mario plane/submarine happening?

>>380441484
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY3fCkwsgIE

>>380441154
That's a sacrifice I'm willing to take if it means she can star in Mario spin-offs.

>>380441585
When did he get out of glory

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>>380441634

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>the first donkey kong game was just new donk city under construction

I want to know who the singer is, she did a fantastic job.

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>>380441619
you must either be a faggot or a nintendo employee
either way, GET OUT

>>380441679
nah it was just a construction yard in the city, the city itself existed
>>380437229

>>380441679
>Pauline was mayor even back then and Mario was just a lowly plumber who set out to rescue her from the apes

>Mario later left New Donk City and ended up in Mushroom Kingdom

>>380437252
that a bad thing?

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>you live in a world in which people will make more lewd Pauline art again

What a time to be alive

>>380441809
that would explain why he and Luigi are the only humanlets in the Mushroom kingdom.
Apart from Wario and Waluigi, who came from Hyrule.

>>380441585
I'm extremely glad we're getting a 3D exploration game in the style of 64 again, but let's be honest.

Galaxy 2 = Galaxy => 64 >>>>>> (power gap) > 3D World > 3D Land > Sunshine

Not even kidding. I don't understand the boner people have for Sunshine. A large chunk of the Shines are blue coin pixel hunts, another large chunk is the vast amount of unfun "THAT FUCKING LEVEL" compared to other Mario games (Pachinko, Lily Pads, Watermelons, I'm a Chuckster, etc.), and a lot of the remaining ones are pointless non-platforming fetch quests like help all the Sunflowers on the beach.

It's ironic that people who like Sunshine call the Secret Levels the best part of the game, while Galaxy 1/2 and to a greater extent 3D Land/World are basically entirely composed of those levels.

>>380441826
>A world where you're hyped for a new Mario game again
>A world where we get two Metroid games
>A world with a Dragonball game that has tournament potential

Truly this is the best of timelines

>>380441906
but if Mario and Luigi aren't from either NDC or from the MK, where do they come from?

>>380441924
>A world where we get two Metroid games
3 if you count the still rumored metroid 5 headed by sakamoto

>>380441920
>Not even kidding. I don't understand the boner people have for Sunshine
until recently it was the black sheep of the bunch, it's only now that it's becoming overrated again.

This happens a lot with games from long-running franchises, they ping-pong between overration and underration because new waves of contrarians discover them.

For example Final Fantasy VII got shit on for being overrated for so long it's become underrated now. It will probably become overrated again with the remake.

>>380429910
I'm up for a /v/ sings

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>>380442032
BROOKLYN

>>380441712

Rarely do I actually see a drawing and go, "Wow, that looks fucking sick.". Whoever drew this did an amazing job, not only because I would do horrendous thing to nut in that chick, but because I want to see more of that world.

Dope ass picture.

>>380442103
Mario Sunshine is a fantastic game that drops off the end when it comes to the end-game and 100%ing it.

>>380429910
>>380442141

>Always hear I had a nice sonorous voice
>Can't sing

>>380442103
Or maybe
Hear me out here
Stay with me
Maybe the game is just good and people like it because the game is good.

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>>380442219
I know this feeling
>mom always said I have a big dick
>still a kissless virgin at 28

>>380441920
I like Sunshine but I will quickly agree that it is by far the most annoying game to 100%. Only 3D World might come close with the whole "beat every level with every character for stickers" but at least than can be done faster with more people playing.

>>380434996
FLAT EARTH CONFIRMED

>>380442297
you misunderstand.
It is a good game.
It's just the general consensus on it fluctuates.
People shat on it hard for years, it's only recently that it's gone back to being positively received.

>>380442307
only ones that has ever said i was attractive was my firs gf and my grandma

>>380442103
Is that honestly a healthy way of looking at things? Shouldn't you just appreciate something for what it is and not if it's "too popular"?

>>380442431
>Shouldn't you just appreciate something for what it is and not if it's "too popular"?
that is in fact the point of my post.

>>380429723
mamma mia

>>380442491
I know, I'm just agreeing with you.

I just realized Mario can't get any classic power ups in these kingdoms because all that shit is regional to Mushroom Kingdom and Dinosaur Land, which I suppose is right next to it on the map.

at at least HOPE the Mushroom kingdom and Dinosaur land show up on the map even if you don't go there (but seeing as there's a T-Rex it might actually be a world again)

>>380442603
good.
I don't tolerate dissenting replies.

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>>380441679
>everyone thought NDC was just a silly "Mario in the REAL world" gimmick level
>it was a callback to his very first game all along

>>380441920
>>380441585
3D World is the best and purest Mario game. There has never been a bad mainline Mario.

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>not even 24 hours
>Odyssey trailer at almost 3 million views

>>380442195
It's Carmen Sandiego. Knock yourself out.

>>380441809
Mario found a pipe that led to Mushroom Kingdom.

he and his brother never came back until now, for what I'm assuming is at least a decade, probably because he was finally important.

>>380441924
>A world where you're hyped for a new Mario game again
When were we not? NSMBU and 3D World were fucking top tier.

>>380441670
That was actually a really good game though.

>>380443305
it was okay, I still think the white tanooki was pathetic though.

>This timeline
>Mario defeated Donkey Kong, kicked him out of New Donk City and the Mario Universe went on as normal

>Alternate timeline
>Mario failed to defeat Donkey Kong
>New Donk City falls and monkeys take over
>The Donkey Kong Country is established

>>380441670
That game wasn't bad. I still do high score coin rush with my friends.

>>380443305
2 was pretty garbage if I remember. At that point I was really tired of the series, and NSMBU was just so much better in every way.

>>380442361
There needs to be a new kind of law that allows it to be legal to execute Flat Earth believers.

>>380435812
This.

No Jewelry Land, either. Yoshi's Island, Dark World, is Mushroom Kingdom even on there? Any of the Wario stuff. Although Metro Kingdom probably houses Diamond City.

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>in New Donk City you find an abandoned dusty old building.

>titled "Super Mario Bros. Plumbing!"

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>>380442361
I hope people like you die.

>>380443379
actually Mario beat "Donky Kong" who was actually Cranky Kong, but younger.

his ancestral home was Donkey King Country, where he went back too.

making Mario super old or simply time dilation takes place in the Mushroom kingdom.

>>380434996
>There's a giant spot that's gonna be an ice based world, recognizeable because of the snowflake borders it has

Witty

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>>380443397
>>380443470
whats wrong with you cunts, I was just making a joke.

>>380434996
>thinking this will be it
3D World had like 5 fake out endings and worlds that weren't on the world map at first.

>>380443392
NSMBW>Any other NSMB

As long as we can agree on that.

>>380435827
fuck off fucking weeb faggot

>>380443524
>making Mario super old or simply time dilation takes place in the Mushroom kingdom.

Maybe it's just that gorilla's only grow about half as old as humans? They have a life expectancy of 35-40 years.

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>>380434996
>moe eye

>>380443647
that still means mario started his adventure 20ish years ago and has been kicking around in Mushroom kingdom for a lifetime.

>>380443613
Not him, but NSMBU and Luigi U are fucking SMW tier. Wii is good, too, though.

>>380443723
That just means Mario's in his early 40's
He's in a fantastic shape for a man of his age sure, but nothing to impossible

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>>380443565
Joke or not you need to die. let the flat Earth meme die already.

>>380441597
Considering it showed him possessing a tank, and Bullet Bill confirmed flight mechanics were made, I'd say pretty likely.

>>380443723
>>380443647
Mario's age is 24-26.

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should i?

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>>380443305

>>380443856
>New Donk City's boss is a possessed donkey kong
>takes place ontop of non-empire state building
>starts you off as plane mario

please let it happen

Mario is clearly the son of Jumpman. Who married lady and had twin sons: Mario and Luigi.

Jumpman is the one who defeated the original Donkey Kong (Cranky).

>>380443613
Nah dude U surpasses it.
Especially with those side games and challenges

>>380440994
There's a fucking NES Open costume.

>>380436631
fuck off Toadsworth is the best character in the series the fuck are you saying

>Mario possesses fire flower
>Flower now shoots Mario heads

>>380443946
I can tell whoever made this didn't play the game

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>>380443946
It's fun though.

>>380434516
Sounds more like a water track.

>>380443898
If it is a fair price in that currency, go for it.

>>380443946
hearty kek

Question
Want to do some celebratory MK8D

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Only a matter of time now.

>>380436854
YEAAAAH BLAHBLAH BLAHBLAH

>>380445431
OH NO

>faggots excited for this

Just another rehashed Mario game in another weak Nintendo hardware.

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>>380444019
Like this?

@380445820
weak bait im not even giving this a you, apply yourself next time

>>380445820
>rehash
You guys are like some broken AI with an outdated template of insults. Lemme just get them out of the way for ya:

>it's shit
>nintenbro
>obligatory food analogy
>goldface
what am I missing?

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>>380444019
In that case Jumpman sure got thin.

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>>380445995
Nice

>>380445995
That looks like a guy who takes on Gorilla's with his bare hands.

>>380443946
>this much autism
wew

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Will Mario Bros and Mario is Missing be retconned to take place in New Donk City all along?

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How much do you want to bet that when you play New Game+ with Luigi, you have to rescue Daisy instead of Peach?

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>the kongs are named after the city locations instead of the other way around

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>>380445995
>MILF Pauline
I really didn't wanna start fetishizing Mario characters but you people make me do this shit.

I SEE NESSY

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>>380446983
>expand dong
>really a metaphor for aggressive capitalist measures

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>>380446891
>Bowser being interested in Daisy enough to kidnap her
>any one being interested in Daisy enough to do anything to her

>>380447081
MANIFEST DONG

>>380445995
>That grey streak

Fucking perfection Jesus Christ

Does Pauline talk about knowing Mario in Odyssey? Could Odyssey actually be a prequel to Donkey Kong instead?

>>380444397
do it again Bomber Harriet!

>>380447348
We don't know. The show floor demo only shows the city in the middle of its arc, so we never see Mario and Pauline's reunion.

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>>380429723
http://www.strawpoll.me/13187176

LET'S SETTLE THIS

>>380447143
Tatanga

>>380446245
The funny thing is they don't acknowledge that there's only been one of each type of Mario game for each console and the changes they bring but they're happy to eat up the six rehashed uncharted games released over two gens.

>>380441906
I thought Wario at least was canonically Marios cousin? Where are you getting this from?

Gameplay of the Pauline side-quest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHQrwoKUISU

>>380442195
Her anatomy is all fucked up, what are you talking about?

>>380429723
>there's no porn of this character yet....
Strange considering how fast hentai artist tends to put stuff out there within a day.....

>>380447689
They dropped that plot point a long time ago. Now Wario is just some guy who has an irrational hatred of Mario.

>>380441906
Are you implying Wario and Waluigi are Talon and Ingo?

>>380447808
what the fuck are you talking about she has had porn for years

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>>380437229
>this blast of nostalgia

Donkey Kong on gameboy was the first game I ever owned. I still remember all the frantic little videos between levels that explained some of the moves you had from the very start. Anyone who is a fan of platformers should play it

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Is NDC, It's streets and buildings named after the DK crew? Or is it the other way around?

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>>380447692

>>380429723
>Pauline gives Peach to Bowser so she can be with Mario

Pauline is a BITCH and always has been.

Only literal cucks like her.

>>380448608
Wouldn't potential bulls like her too, anon?

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Pauline is one classy dame with an amazing singing voice. Fuck saving Peach just go marry her.

>>380448608
>woman fucking over other women just to get with one manlet
>somehow this involves men being cuckolded

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>>380448349
Another one for good measure

>>380448770
I really hope there's a scene where she and Peach meet.

>>380448872
Why does a 9/10 like a 1/10 Italian plumber?

Is she really just trying to cuck Peach (a 10/10)?

>>380448872
Fucking smokin'

>>380429723
I'm already tired of that fucking song.

>>380448965
He makes her laugh.

>>380448965
well it's a video game so

>>380448965
Everything goes back to cuckolding with you people

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>>380448965
dames love a good stache

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>>380429723
reminder that odyssey is not canon

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>>380448965
>1/10
leave this thread

>>380448965
This, she even mentions it in the song.

Put a comb through that stache,
Now you've got panache
Ohh, ohh, let's do the Odyssey!

>>380447692
What if this is really New York City, but some shenanigans happened because of Bowser that brought it to the Mushroom World?

>>380449035
I listened to it during the stream, where it played twice. Once during the trailer, and once in between game presentations. After that, I made the point to avoid it, because I knew /v/ was going to burn themselves out on it, and ruin their joy.

It's a nice song, and I want to be able to enjoy it again, in the proper context.

>>380443898
>costs 320€ in my country
>games like MK8 cost over 60€

Yeah, not yet

>>380449408
for >>380449220

>>380449095
I can make Pauline laugh.

Will she write Jazz songs about me too?

>>380443150
>Carmen Sandiego

DO IT ROCKAPELLA!

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>>380429910
>1:25 is the old school Donkey Kong theme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhFV5-qbbIw

WHAT DOES IT MEAN?? IS CRANKY GOING TO ATTACK AGAIN?

I always knew Pauline was the low-key best Mario girl. She was just waiting for her time to shine, and now it's happened.

>>380449621
>I can make Pauline laugh.
how, by showing her your dick?

>>380448965
>Why does a 9/10 like a 1/10 Italian plumber?
The Italian Plumber also happen to be supernaturally powerful and defeated entire armies single-handed.

But really, the most likely reason is that they knew each other for years and likely grew up together. Both are likely self-made and came from simple families.

My personal headcanon is that at some point Mario dreamed of glory and decided to rescue Peach to make a name for himself. And we have to admit he succeeded spectacularly. However, we also know he went nowhere romantically. He still lives as a commoner and the princesses he helped over the years, kept things professional.

Pauline doesn't blame Mario for wanting to dream big. But she certainly have dreams of her own, and their reunion is definitely more interesting than any amount of Peach dialogue.

>>380449621
Jump down a skyscraper like mario and she might consider it.

>>380448965
>peach
>10/10

the only 10/10 mario girl is rosalina

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>>380449621
Ya like jazz ?

>>380443524
>>380443647
>>380443723
>>380443867
Mario worked as a plumber when he was 17, where he rescued Pauline from Donkey Kong Sr (Cranky Kong), then held Donkey Kong hostage. Donkey Kong Jr rescued Cranky at the age of 3-4 years old, and he is now 11 years old, 4 years from gorilla adulthood.

>>380449857
Pauline's the hometown girl you keep in your pocket for a rainy day.

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I know it's not gonna happen but if Odyssey somehow referenced this I'd be a happy camper.

>>380429723
Mario should ditch Peach and start fucking Pauline again.

>>380429910
cringe

How autistic would it be if i told my gf that she's my 1-up girl?

>>380450181
>implying Mario sleeps with Peach
>implying Peach isn't being KOOPA'D

>Mario lets Bowser keep Peach
>Mario gets Pauline and Rosalina

Is there even a downside here?

>>380450208
If she's into videogames it could be romantic cheesy but if not I wouldn't do it.

>>380450208
not really you wouldn't even have to say anything.

>>380450017
>Pauline's the hometown girl you keep in your pocket for a rainy day.
Or in this case, she had been hopeful that Mario will one day return to her, like how Odysseus return to his true love after a ten year absence.

She even SAID that she will be there on a rainy day in her song. So you are not wrong, it' just that Pauline is the one waiting for him and Mario is a fool for keeping away this long.

>>380450017
*1up girl

>>380448965
Mario has a massive dong.

>>380450281
>a three way with a girl twice your height and one almost 3 times your height
Jesus my dick is so hard it may collapse in on itself like a neutron star.

>>380450208
I thought 1-up girl meant she was carrying a torch for mario in case he breaks up with peach

>>380450415
I don't want to be thinking about autistic Nintendo character shippings, but god damn I just want Mario and Pauline to be the end all ship.

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Accidentally made a new thread. Reposting here.

So, after staying up scrounging my head trying to remember this, I realized a part of the new Mario game trailer song matched Kirino Mosaic's ED!

The part you hear from 1:11-1:30
https://youtu.be/wGQHQc_3ycE?t=1m11s
Compare to:
https://youtu.be/NiGzRNoT3O8

Sorry if I'm off-topic, this sorta overlaps with /a/, but I had to share it somewhere.

Am I going crazy, or did I get it right?

>>380450578
are you retarded it's obviously just band music

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Think you'll be able to possess girls in this game?

>>380450578
More like the Kirino Mosaic ED is just in the same style of big band jazz as Do The Odyssey is.

>>380450754
don't bully

>>380450791
Only if they get blue eyes and mustaches.

>Put a comb through that stache,
>Now you've got panache
>Ohh, ohh, let's do the Odyssey!
>let's do the Odyssey!
>let's do
>the Odyssey!

What exactly did Pauline mean by this?

>>380450791
You'd like that wouldn't you, you sissy? I bet you'd like to wear that cute and frilly underwear thinking you're a sweet and innocent girl and then giggle at the thought, right? Right?

So Donkey Kong was set in New Donk City this whole time?

>>380450805
Obviously, there's tons of big band jazz tune, but the tune in particular was super familiar. Can you think of any other examples?

>>380450889
sex

>>380442307
>mom always said I have a big dick
Story time?

>>380437893
She looks like Carmen Sandiego

>>380450889
>What exactly did Pauline mean by this?
Well the Odyssey is about a guy getting lost for ten years trying to get back home... And New Donk City is basically Mario's hometown after the retcon.

>>380450889
She owns her own city and her own big band jazz group, but all she really wants is for Mario to stick it in after all these years.

>All these Donkey Kong references
Bowser is the main boss, but Cosmic Donkey Kong will be the final boss with all the moons

Callin' it

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I'M THE SCATMAN

>>380451336
Looking sharp

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>>380450905
I would. I might even do lewd things to their bodies...

>>380437229
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzAh_8PpQI8

>>380451336
honestly this is sort of offensive to italians.

>>380451297
The DK references are only in the New Donk City level

>>380451476
This is the kind of fanart I wanna see. More Mario/Pauline interaction.

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>>380451476

>>380451443
And the sombrero/poncho isn't to mexicans?

>>380440881
Ok out of everything everyone has said about the game this is just wrong.

>mario is the hat

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>>380451574

>>380451220
>She owns her own city and her own big band jazz group, but all she really wants is for Mario to stick it in after all these years.
Maybe THAT's why she became Mayor. She clearly was happy as a singer, and taking up the Mayor role was just something she does on the side. I can't help but think she does this because she felt Mario had forgotten his roots as a commoner, now that he rob shoulders with royalty every damn year. That she took up a political side job as an attempt to make Mario turn to look at her again.

And in some way, she got her wish. Mario finally showed up after so long because he needed to see the Mayor.

>>380451443
We all know that Italians suck at offensives and defenses.

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>>380451565

>>380449767
Dunno, but there's a Cranky Street in New Donk City.

>>380451476
am i supposed to find pauline cute? because i don't. not really.

i prefer the sword, if you know what i mean.

Oh, btw guys. The SJWs haven't caught on yet. But just wait until they realize that New Donk city doesn't have any blue collar workers represented.

Just saying. Brace yourself for that one.

>>380451664
Mario's Mario. The hat is Cappy, the ghost he meets in that black and white world that fixes his turn up cap.

>>380451851
This is too kawaii.

>>380451618
Is English not your first language?

>>380450889
Mario's pans hurt. Probably because he is throwing them around.

>>380451896
fuck off /pol/

>>380451694
Hope the relationship is explored a bit during the main New Donk City moon missions.

I'm a bit of a Daisyfag but Pauline was always my second favorite. It's funny how just a year ago you faggots were calling my girl a horse-faced slut and now all of a sudden she's good? Fuck you.

Oh and if Daisy doesn't get in any game and appear with a updated version of her tan design I'm going to stop caring for her

>>380451896
sjw don't care about that shit, blue collar sjw's don't exist.

>>380451491
I'm also skeptical those moons and grand moons look like bananas

It's totally Cosmic Dong

>Stars in Mario 64
>Suns in Mario Sunshine
>Moons in Mario Odyssey
Really possesses my frogs

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>>380450905

>>380452061
>you faggots
>my girl
fuck off shitter, there have always been paulinefags on /v/

>>380440530
>>380440630
The song even mentions finding crew mates in the levels. You're assembling a crew for your ship in the game. They actually want it to feel like an odyssey with a big ensemble.

>>380452061

Daisy should always be tan. I have no idea why they made her so pale.

>>380429723
She gives me a 1-up, if you know what I mean.

>>380452483
Yeah but most of you were a minority. I used to make strawpolls about the best Mario girl and Pauline was always dead last. Most of /v/ didn't care for her design but now since she's relevant again everyone wants to jump on the bandwagon.

>>380452338
>Sun
>Moon
>Stars

What does it mean?

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Oh look, it's Sonic 2006: Mario edition.

>>380442103
>>380442297
>>380442431
If only /v/ would work like that.

>>380452732
I want to hug that loli.

>>380452703
POKEYMANS STAR CONFIRMED

>>380452621
we just became a vocal minority now that there's something to actually talk about

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With his new possession power, how high is Mario's new power level

>>380452703
Galaxy 3 confirmed

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>>380450905
I want to possess all kinds of girls and look at their/my naked bodies in the mirror. And try on all sorts of cute clothes.

>>380452732
Isn't this closer to Sonic Adventure? Ya know but good?

>>380452732
We've heard that one already you weeb fuck

>>380452943
>Ability to phase through any form of matter and control it with sheer willpower

Mario is approaching divine levels

>>380452943
What if Mario possessed Kirby?

>>380435607
I do want a decapitated Daisy

>>380449767
Sounds like a generic beat to me, it doesn't have to be a DK reference.

>>380434996
>The smaller names are the enemies you can possess that we know of so far
Goomba
Frog
Bullet Bill
Lakitu
T-Rex
Moe Eye
Glydon
Burrbo
Chain Chomp
Hammer Bro
Fire Bro
Lava Bubble
Magmato
Uproot
Fuzzy
Poison Piranha Plant
Sherm
Chargin' Chuck
Urban Stingby

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>>380441679
Does anyone realize that this game confirms Mario is Jumpman, it's canon now.

>>380445098
>Mario Kart 9
>half the roster is just Mario possessing different enemies
>one roster spot is just a hat
>it possesses whichever kart you pick

>>380429910
>>380442141
How did those even work? How were they organised?

>>380451443
how though?

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>>380452943
well chances are he's gonna lose the hat at the end and reset to default Mario so it's only a temporary power boost

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>>380452943
>being able to possess human beings

>>380453181
are you deaf? it's clearly the arcade loop

>>380435812
There's no Mushroom Kingdom either so for all we know this is jsut some weird hat-based alternate reality where Mario never existed, Pauline escaped DK's clutches by herself and became Mayor of the city she was kidnapped, and the timeline beginning with Super Mario Bros. 1 never happened.

>>380453285
>Cappy is a new item
>throw it at other karts like a boomerang
>if it hits, you get to control that kart for a second
>after that, you get ejected close to it
Oh shit

>>380448965
>1/10
Mario is literally the apex of male attractiveness, according to Paper Mario at least.

>>380453181
Listen to the DK song at 0:16
Then then Odessey song at 1:25

>>380448965
Mario is a 11/10, fuck you.

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>Mario suddenly gaining possession and body swapping powers

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>>380452943
>>380453390
can't wait until people break this game 10 years from now

>>380432181
>That filename
Nobody will get this joke

>>380435945
So why even ride these things now that we know we can just yung thug them instead

>>380429723
Pauline getting fucked by a nigger that Mario possess when?

>>380453390
>well chances are he's gonna lose the hat at the end and reset to default Mario so it's only a temporary power boost
I don't see how it is any different from ALL the other power-ups he had used in his entire career up to now. He is a super hero who bases his abilities on what equipment he has for the occasion.

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>>380453373
I would like to know as well. It sounds fun.

>>380453637
>Mario is the MacGyver of superheroes

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>>380447692
You know, this is exactly how I imagine Mario in a real setting. Running in circles, knocking shit over, and just jumping everywhere. The demo player must have been a Mario RPer or something.